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Speaker 1: Welcome along to the podcast Thursday the twentieth of November

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: And if you didn't know, we also do a radio show.

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Speaker 2: And as of today, because we're in the jhon Oan

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Speaker 2: Ben Beach House down at Bonnie Doon while our studio

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Speaker 2: has been refurbished.

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Speaker 1: Is it title? Is it title the History outside the

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Speaker 1: John Oan Ben? Because I'm down and crossed it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is, it's title.

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Speaker 2: An it's the white mangroves. It's the white matar. No,

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Speaker 2: it's not mangroves. It's it's like boardwalk sort of. I

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Speaker 2: don't know, harbor harbour side urban. Okay, it's an urban match.

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Speaker 2: That's quite good, such as the money that they paying

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Speaker 2: at the hits. But anyway, what that means is, I'm

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Speaker 2: we're over the opposite side of the building. And I

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Speaker 2: walked out into the office. Oh, Rudy, you've been having

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Speaker 2: a meal.

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Speaker 3: This desk I have not enjoyed.

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Speaker 1: Is there something underneath it? Is there an annoying computer writer?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I've done that three times as well.

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Speaker 3: So inferior, Well, your needs in great condition, Jerry, So

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Speaker 3: that would have gone well for you.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, it's luckily the other.

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Speaker 3: Knee Okay, no, mine's my right neck. Hey speaking of

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Speaker 3: getting paid lots of money, I don't know, actually know Jerry,

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Speaker 3: if you're allowed to talk about this. But I see

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Speaker 3: Ginny make Coffins leaving Breakfast and they put her job

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Speaker 3: up on Seek for turnerd and fifty to three undred

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Speaker 3: and fifty k a year.

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Speaker 1: I saw, I saw that used today that A like

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Speaker 1: as Earth.

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Speaker 4: That's how I replace them.

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Speaker 1: Why would you put it up on so? I mean

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Speaker 1: I work for TV. Yeah, careful what I say. But

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Speaker 1: like so you saying likes A. There's a particular set

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Speaker 1: of skills that it takes to do a breakfast television show,

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Speaker 1: and so you've got to have had a certain amount

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Speaker 1: of experience presenting television. Like the think that there's going

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Speaker 1: to be random person that's going to turn up out

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Speaker 1: of the blue that is going to go okay, put

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Speaker 1: up their hand and go yeah, I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: the new host of Breakfast, and then they're going to

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Speaker 1: find the person from yeah, yeah, exactly what were you doing?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I was a receptionist at the hotel around

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Speaker 2: the corner.

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Speaker 1: Well, all due respect, it's a it's a particular skill.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of auto qu reading. So

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Speaker 1: you'd think that the person would have to either come

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Speaker 1: out of news or at least some kind of program

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Speaker 1: in the past. Yes, Otherwise you've got to learn how

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Speaker 1: to read an audicure and that it's a it's a

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Speaker 1: skill that actually takes years. It's a craft.

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Speaker 2: No, No, And I suppose now is as good as

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Speaker 2: a time as any to announce that I will be

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Speaker 2: joining the Breakfast TV show.

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Speaker 3: So we'reabouts between that two fifty and three fifty K.

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Speaker 3: Can you say is at the lower end of the

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Speaker 3: higher in lower.

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Speaker 4: End, yeah, end of that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's and that's interesting in itself because that's

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Speaker 1: kind of I don't know. I don't know how Chris

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Speaker 1: Chang feels about that, because now that's kind of, yeah,

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Speaker 1: showing people how much you're showing your hands.

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Speaker 2: It's also it's like when the silver Ferns didn't they

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Speaker 2: list the job when they made Noles reapply.

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Speaker 4: They listed it on seek.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, fucks, ef, I know there's only

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Speaker 1: a certain amount of people that could be.

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Speaker 4: And they know who those people are before they list that.

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Speaker 1: I would have hoped that they that they know who

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Speaker 1: those people are. The other part about it is surely

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Speaker 1: Chris Chang, Is he involved in this? Because if I

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Speaker 1: was Chris Chang and they go, Okay, we're just going

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Speaker 1: to get some random person to turn up, and like

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Speaker 1: he's got to set with the person. Yes, it's really

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Speaker 1: up to her.

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Speaker 2: I would have thought, I know this is near and

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Speaker 2: dear to your heart because you weren't consulted when they

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Speaker 2: brought me on, and this has been.

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Speaker 1: A bond oft contingent. It's been a bone of contingent

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Speaker 1: for us. Shucked you at me. It's like, you go

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Speaker 1: deal with this, deal with this sea.

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Speaker 3: Do you reckon? They'll run red.

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Speaker 1: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 3: They'll run it the same way, and they'll get people

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Speaker 3: like Joe wheel that to come in for a week,

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Speaker 3: Laura McGoldrick can ever go.

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Speaker 2: And then they'll just pick me Lane and then they'll

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Speaker 2: just pick Simon Deller. After all of that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was an interesting Maybe it's got

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Speaker 1: something to do with the Kmal Santa Maria situation. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if we can even talk about that because

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Speaker 1: that's like before the courts, but but maybe it was

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Speaker 1: something to do with that that after that they had

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Speaker 1: some protocols. I feel like there was a report that

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Speaker 1: Scott commissioned to TV and Z and then they changed

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Speaker 1: the way that they do it. Maybe that maybe they

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Speaker 1: just legally have to do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, legally you have to advertise for all open positions.

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Speaker 2: I think I think that's what it is. But they

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Speaker 2: will be the only reason they will know.

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Speaker 1: That could be the only reason.

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Speaker 3: Can I apply?

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Speaker 1: Please? Well apparently you can.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to you. Why don't you like, why

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Speaker 3: don't you fear of failure?

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Speaker 1: Still you'll we'll find out whether or not in that

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Speaker 1: situation that is.

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Speaker 3: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: That's actually our hands in the ring.

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Speaker 3: We should do it. I reckon mash should ever go.

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Speaker 3: I'd love a young up and color.

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Speaker 1: Yep. It's a pretty punishing job. I don't know you

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Speaker 1: want to take job? It's so punishing, man, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: the most punishing job on TV. That one man.

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Speaker 4: You get a lot of feet.

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Speaker 2: It's funny because you know, people talk about how no

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Speaker 2: It's still the king make it. Like I've been on

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Speaker 2: radio and podcasts now for years and doing this like

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Speaker 2: talking into microphones for a long time, but all anyone

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Speaker 2: really talks to me about is those two seasons of

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like that's all anyone saw.

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Speaker 1: It's like, it's interesting that it is interesting. I think

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Speaker 1: I think radio as a medium that they're so different,

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Speaker 1: but I think that radio does get into people's like

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Speaker 1: I think it does get into people's souls more than television.

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Speaker 2: Oh, definitely, because you listen to it by yourself as

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Speaker 2: you watch TV and groups like you and your family

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Speaker 2: sit around TV, but particularly podcasts you listen to by yourself,

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Speaker 2: so you feel like you know the people that you're

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Speaker 2: listening to, and you do to be fure but but

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Speaker 2: it's really, like you say, personal, and it's only you.

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Speaker 2: It's like a one on one thing, whereas TV you're

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Speaker 2: acutely aware that you're watching with everyone else. And so

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Speaker 2: I remember years a couple of years ago when the

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Speaker 2: whole Up the Wast thing was going on twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 2: At that time, I was doing about ten to twelve

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Speaker 2: podcasts a week talking about sport and the odd radio

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Speaker 1: So it's cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually I think it was the last episode

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Speaker 1: Ever on the stitio.

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Speaker 2: They're like, that's really good. You're really good at that.

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Speaker 2: I've just said the same thing twelve different times on

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Speaker 2: twelve Like, you just weren't listening really good at that, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you should do that more often.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I do it forty hours a week.

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Speaker 1: I'm not notice, not notice mate. Yeah that's right, i'd say.

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Speaker 2: But then, yeah, so people say no one watches TV.

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Speaker 2: It's still the only thing that's like, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: it's it's still the king Maker.

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Speaker 1: I know people say people don't watch TV, but that

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Speaker 1: But also there's this idea that like broadcast TV, it's dead.

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Speaker 1: No one's watching broadcasts everything. Nearly seven hundred thousand people

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Speaker 1: a night tune into one news Like that's yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: individual people. That's a huge audience. Like there's no radio

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Speaker 1: That's that's twice the biggest radio audience. And and that's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we watched the news every single night, and it's

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Speaker 2: And that's what the news are so good.

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Speaker 1: Our news lends itself to pictures, like it's nice to

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Speaker 1: what that's what TV won news is. And I think

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Speaker 1: there's so much news now, there's so much ripe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and with with online always looking for clacks, which is there,

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Speaker 1: to sizing them for that, but no, but they they

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Speaker 1: don't need pictures. They don't need to have pictures to

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Speaker 1: talk about a story. It's like radio. You can talk

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Speaker 1: also immediate. Yeah, straight through a microphone. Podcast is slightly different,

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Speaker 1: but with actual live radio, it's it is it is

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Speaker 1: TV TV news takes a wee while put together because

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Speaker 1: you've got to put the pictures on it, you got

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Speaker 1: to be edited. Blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 4: It's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 2: The same reason people still like to listen to radio,

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Speaker 2: despite the fact that Spotify and podcasts and all that

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Speaker 2: pick every single song I listen to want someone else

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Speaker 2: to pick it. And I don't want to have to

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Speaker 2: pick exactly what podcasts listen to about exactly what topic

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Speaker 2: or whatever. You know, I want someone else to go

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Speaker 2: out there and pick it for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, podcast is a podcast is a complete different thing.

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Speaker 1: And and podcasts you can you can crap on and

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Speaker 1: you can, and you sign up to it, and you

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Speaker 1: sign up to dealing with the crap and then you enjoy,

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Speaker 1: you enjoy wherever it goes. I mean a podcast interview

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Speaker 1: compared to a television interview compared to a radio interview,

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Speaker 1: then that just such different differings.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, back to what I was saying. As soon

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Speaker 2: as we turn the microphones on because we're over the site,

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Speaker 2: I ran into the person who's in charge of podcasts

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Speaker 2: here it ends in me and she goes, hey, hey,

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Speaker 2: what's with everyone going? Did you know these guys do

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Speaker 2: a radio show?

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Speaker 4: And yes and so yeah.

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Speaker 2: I explained the situation to her and she was like,

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Speaker 1: No, I'd put Blunderle at six.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna be about fucking fifty by next year.

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Speaker 3: In Australia, Tom Blundell is exactly a month younger than

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't know when I think about that right now. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Think of Mike. Cock makes me laugh. You got court coming,

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Speaker 3: Miguel Gorilla, you got caught coming yesterday.

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Speaker 1: One for the future. Tom Jones, not the singer Tom Jones.

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Speaker 1: There he'll be in there at three when Williamson's gone.

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Speaker 2: Not in Australia. For me, Tom Jones, I'd probably only

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Speaker 2: run him on the green green grass of home. And

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Speaker 2: that is some of the best joke writing. You're here

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Speaker 2: on a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's leave it on that, Alliant. We've just peaked,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, Mark, I got the green green Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come to me, smiling, sweet lad. It's good to touch

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Speaker 1: the green green grass a home

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Speaker 3: Us