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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to a little bit of pod. Well, over my travel,

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Speaker 2: my extensive summer travel. I received the dridded and you

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Speaker 2: may have seen like these videos pop up on social

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Speaker 2: media if your bodding passes.

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Speaker 3: S S S S.

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Speaker 2: What does it mean?

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Speaker 1: What does it mean?

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Speaker 2: Because I got that, I got the four isses slivery

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Speaker 2: little libby sixy slther social Slytherin. Yeah, no, it means.

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Speaker 2: I actually don't know exactly what it means. It means.

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Speaker 2: So basically you get a secondary security screening and it's

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Speaker 2: for flights to the US. No ANUS. There was no ANUS.

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Speaker 2: But I have had this before, and you it can

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Speaker 2: either be a completely random b weird travel patterns and

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Speaker 2: because you coming to America, oh wi's this guy's been

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Speaker 2: all over the place. I had it once when my

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Speaker 2: flight got canceled, I quickly jumped online booked a flight

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Speaker 2: two hours before it departed. And they were like, that's

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Speaker 2: what a terrorist would do. He's running away. He's running away,

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Speaker 2: or he's you know, come into America with kind of

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Speaker 2: your ulterior motives. But so I had this and so

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Speaker 2: you go through normal airport security and then either after

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Speaker 2: that they'll give you an extra pat down and you

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Speaker 2: know the swample of the drug swat. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 2: had this at the gate. I got called to the

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Speaker 2: gate and they had a swab machine. They went through

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Speaker 2: my bag and no anus comes into the skin that

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Speaker 2: one that they rubbered over everything and they explosives. Yes,

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Speaker 2: test And so he did this, He did my bag,

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Speaker 2: he did my body, my hands, put it in the machine.

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Speaker 2: It was fine. He was like, do you have any

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Speaker 2: electronics And I was like, yeah, I've got an iPad.

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Speaker 2: So I got out my iPad and like, I don't

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Speaker 2: know about you, but my laptop and iPad I never

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Speaker 2: cleaned them. Never bread crumbs, food bit just like dust everything. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So my iPad keyboard probably just.

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Speaker 3: Probably just a rule of thumb around and so I

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Speaker 3: took it out and I opened it up.

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Speaker 2: So the keyboards there on the iPads there, and he

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Speaker 2: swamps the keyboard, He swaps the thing, puts it in

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Speaker 2: the machine and it goes fucking red up on the

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Speaker 2: screen all the leaders. I see a T in T

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Speaker 2: and I was like, the fuck T and T isn't

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Speaker 2: that like cartoon explosives.

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Speaker 1: Because and t yes, that's dynamite.

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Speaker 2: So they this was out of Columbia into America, and

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Speaker 2: they did not speak a word of English to the

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Speaker 2: security stuff, and they were I was just looking at

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Speaker 2: them like what. I was just like, what the fuck

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Speaker 2: is on my iPad? And so they were like the

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Speaker 2: one woman spoke tiny like phrases of English, and she's like,

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Speaker 2: do you have medications? Have you been touching medications? And

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know,

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Speaker 2: I had sleeping pearls and you know a couple of

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Speaker 2: it and I've just been on those antibonys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And so I had to give them a list of

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Speaker 2: every medication I had. And then they're like, okay, so.

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Speaker 1: This is the Columbia about medication interest because maybe that

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Speaker 1: that shows up in the teast and because you might

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Speaker 1: take a pearl in the morning and then you touch

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Speaker 1: your laptop.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that insane?

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Speaker 1: Did they rummage through everything or once you'd kind of

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Speaker 1: told them that they.

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Speaker 2: Had already rummaged through everything anyway, so.

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Speaker 1: There was still like an hour embarrassing in there.

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Speaker 2: No, No, it was good, Unlike you swabbing a whole

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Speaker 2: lot of delis and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Do you think it is they taste the electronic because

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Speaker 3: it is the thing you're most likely to touch. It's

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Speaker 3: the thing that you would have explosives in, like in

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Speaker 3: the year, like people have headed them in, like laptops

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Speaker 3: when they used to be like now, I just don't

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Speaker 3: think you would be able to or it's back in

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Speaker 3: the day laptops were like, you know, two inches fat

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Speaker 3: little bras. You could probably you know, chuck a lot

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Speaker 3: of stuff in there. But so I had like an

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Speaker 3: hour and a half until my next until my flat left,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, the funk, I'm going into America

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Speaker 3: with some laptop that's raising some flags on some machines.

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Speaker 3: So I don't went into that. That like a massive

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Speaker 3: pharmacy in the It was called ol Chemisto Warehouso. And

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Speaker 3: so went in in there and thank you.

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Speaker 2: And and I brought an alcohol spray and antibacteria wipes

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Speaker 2: and I sprayed all of my electronics. They were so clean.

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Speaker 1: I need to do that.

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Speaker 2: I've been traveling and it's yeah, you never I think

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Speaker 2: you can get special wipes for them, because you probably

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Speaker 2: shouldn't be spraying your keyboards.

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Speaker 1: But I just used ajx'd ye yeah, straight into the

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Speaker 1: keys and just absolutely give it off sweep yeah