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Speaker 3: Thanks Friend, Good morning Fleet, Sworn and Hailey. A couple
Speaker 3: of minutes past sex it sure is you know what
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Speaker 3: The top sex is coming up.
Speaker 4: It's eight to February.
Speaker 5: The top sex is coming up. Yep, it is.
Speaker 3: Top get it Together, Top sex Things. I doing autopilot.
Speaker 3: A study has come out about how much we autopilot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, do you know My worst one would be, oh god,
Speaker 6: this feels bad to say.
Speaker 3: Driving everybody, Yeah, I think everybody. It's not that you're
Speaker 3: not paying attention.
Speaker 6: You just and if something happened, you would hope that
Speaker 6: your body would be like yes.
Speaker 4: But sometimes you are like, oh, I'm here, yeah.
Speaker 5: How do they just drive the last hour?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're like long haulay. When you're driving out of
Speaker 6: the island, you're.
Speaker 3: Like, really, okay, interesting, I don't remember the last three hours.
Speaker 4: Really, have we got through it all? It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's way back there next on the show, though, there
Speaker 3: has been a culinary invention.
Speaker 6: I don't like when we talk about delicious food this early.
Speaker 3: I know it's only six six o two, and then
Speaker 3: I spend the whole day being like, how do I
Speaker 3: get that in my belly?
Speaker 4: And this one is, well, you have.
Speaker 5: Meal prepped, haven't you, so you won't be won't be today?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I could put it in the freezer, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or just keep it in the fridge another couple of.
Speaker 3: Days days then be like, oh, I don't know if
Speaker 3: that chicken is good anymore because this meal. We'll delve
Speaker 3: into this meal next play Fletchborn and Haley.
Speaker 6: You know that we have discussed the butter chicken nuggets.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, you get.
Speaker 6: Your chicken nug not chicken nuggets, butter chicken nuggets. You
Speaker 6: get your nugs and then you dip them into buttered
Speaker 6: chicken sauce.
Speaker 5: Delicious, And.
Speaker 4: We've had it and it's so good.
Speaker 6: We've been out the night before the first time you
Speaker 6: organized it for us, forn hadn't we We've been somewhere
Speaker 6: was it like pie Awards or a night where we'd
Speaker 6: had get a couple of beverages and you when you
Speaker 6: ordered your dinner, ordered us an extra butter chicken. Yeah,
Speaker 6: good stuff. Okay, listen to this. This is the new
Speaker 6: viral butter chicken. Take buttered chicken, mac and cheese. Yeah,
Speaker 6: like when I get a buttered chicken and I get
Speaker 6: a cheesey nun, does it kurd it with the cheese.
Speaker 4: No, it's all cream it's all creamy.
Speaker 5: It's all creamy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, we don't cut if it was acidic.
Speaker 3: Wait, so when do you add the when do you
Speaker 3: add the mac and cheese? Okay, so there'll hook the
Speaker 3: mac and cheese, then pour the buttered chicken into it.
Speaker 4: There's it.
Speaker 6: Like there's a whole bunch of recipes. It's going viral
Speaker 6: on TikTok.
Speaker 4: But I went.
Speaker 6: I wanted to look for a more authentic delicious recipe
Speaker 6: because the ones on TikTok are the American mac and
Speaker 6: cheese boxes, you know that, like you orange y and like,
Speaker 6: we're not doing that. So I found I'll say, I'll
Speaker 6: say I found a recipe that is a chef that
Speaker 6: has i'll say the most Indian sounding name. That's the
Speaker 6: one I've clipped on. Okay, yeah, for authenticity. So they
Speaker 6: make the buttered chicken from scratch. And I will say, like,
Speaker 6: just looking at.
Speaker 3: It, butter chicken, dawns buttered chicken, does dorn door a
Speaker 3: good butter chicken?
Speaker 5: And you know it's a sacred recipe.
Speaker 3: I've only just I recently earned the right to make
Speaker 3: dawns but a chicken.
Speaker 4: I'll make it for you one day, but I can't.
Speaker 5: Give you the rest.
Speaker 3: It's just the stuff in the jar from the supermarket.
Speaker 3: It's literally from scratch. Really, you can taste it.
Speaker 6: So you make your buttered chicken sauce. No chicken, Okay,
Speaker 6: so you're not putting chicken in it, but I suppose
Speaker 6: you could put chicken in. Yeah, why not, Like you'd
Speaker 6: have bacon and your mac and cheese you put yum.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I assumed chicken was present.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, well let's say chickens present in this one.
Speaker 6: You make your buttered chicken that's on the side. We've
Speaker 6: done that in another pot. We're making a bish a meal.
Speaker 6: Your white cheese sauce. That's what goes through a mac
Speaker 6: and cheese. It makes it a cheesey. We're mixing them together. Okay,
Speaker 6: So that just got real slutty. It's just about I'm
Speaker 6: to say slutty, I'll say it.
Speaker 5: I think you're allowed to talk about food.
Speaker 3: It's my words as a slut, and I appreciate.
Speaker 4: It, thank you very much. It's slutty as a slut all.
Speaker 4: I thank you so much.
Speaker 3: So I work with two of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know I didn't give you.
Speaker 3: I didn't say I've reclaimed it.
Speaker 5: Okay, I've reclaimed it. Okay.
Speaker 6: So we've got your butter of chicken, We've got our bischamal.
Speaker 6: We've mixed them together. Then we've cooked our macaroni separately.
Speaker 6: We've drained that. Now we're mixing that and we're tossing.
Speaker 6: Then we're sprinkling cheese on.
Speaker 4: Top, and we're baking.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Yeah we're bad. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 6: And then finally you bring it out of the oven
Speaker 6: as you add the chicken to garda. So you put
Speaker 6: your little teaka chicken bits on top now if you're
Speaker 6: not in the max, and then coriander on top.
Speaker 5: If you want to do this quickly.
Speaker 3: Ice are in the supermarket the other day, one of
Speaker 3: those you know, those bougie soup packets and the fridge
Speaker 3: where they have the boo ye those one taste someone's
Speaker 3: doaling like a bougie mac and cheese and a packet,
Speaker 3: so then you just yeah, yeah, you'd get one of
Speaker 3: those and then yeah, exactly mix the man. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: that actually sounds like jet like I meant the summer.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, but could it I might take
Speaker 6: a day.
Speaker 3: This cheap meal, yeah, cheat meal, cheat meal. This is
Speaker 3: begold may I'm I'm both bedazzled and bewitched.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 3: Watched bazzled by it. It's so slightly thegez. If I
Speaker 3: made this, it would be so you'd want it thick
Speaker 3: your bisham, you'd put so much cheese in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you feel.
Speaker 3: Because the source of the butter chicken is going to
Speaker 3: run it up a little bit, so it would need
Speaker 3: to be making dodgy Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well z ms Fletchborne and Hailey.
Speaker 3: Well, marine biologists have observed something quite fascinating with tens
Speaker 3: of thousands of marine biologists. Just I remember as a
Speaker 3: kid every person a marine biologists, like everybody wants to
Speaker 3: be a veteran zoo keeper. Well, these marine biologists were
Speaker 3: scuba diving or snorkeling off the coast of New Caledonia.
Speaker 5: And they were quite a surprise. I new Caledonia.
Speaker 4: French French Polynesia. Yeah yeah, but that's different than.
Speaker 5: Different.
Speaker 3: But that's also French though, yes, okay, well they were
Speaker 3: French had.
Speaker 4: Their sticky little fingers in a Polynesians.
Speaker 3: And they were blowing up a few new clear bombs
Speaker 3: and the day I love that.
Speaker 5: Now, Pacific, let's not forget that.
Speaker 4: It's just a goodness.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, these new marine biologists noticed a first for
Speaker 3: sharks the world's fit and this is caught on camera.
Speaker 3: You can see the footage. Have we watched with what
Speaker 3: we've watched it during the break? The first ever shark
Speaker 3: keeping it French menaje.
Speaker 4: TWI what what combo of female?
Speaker 3: It's it's a male female male shark's high it's I
Speaker 3: mean maybe with the tail it's an Eiffel tower.
Speaker 4: Keeping a Parisian.
Speaker 3: It's believed to be the world's first recorded observation of
Speaker 3: two males of the species copulating with a female.
Speaker 4: Who got what? You know what I mean? So apparently sharks.
Speaker 3: Are not the only animals to engage in mating trios,
Speaker 3: Bonobo's bottlenosed dolphins, gray whales, spotted hyaenas, and lemurs. A
Speaker 3: just few of the creatures have previously been seen indulging
Speaker 3: in a menage twine.
Speaker 4: What whales did you say?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What whales? Gray gray whales.
Speaker 6: But there's always someone, you know, because obviously with the
Speaker 6: animal anatome, they're in there, one of them's in there, yeah,
Speaker 6: the other one.
Speaker 3: You know, there's always the sort of third a third. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's sort of just sto up there up there being like, yeah,
Speaker 3: and an adult gray whale is twenty seven tons.
Speaker 5: Ye're right, Okay, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Of I mean, you're underwater, so there's the buoyancy aspect,
Speaker 3: but like just the sheer so strong panics.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So this marine biologist obviously knew what he was looking
Speaker 3: out for. He told his colleague to take the boat
Speaker 3: away to avoid disturbance, and then he waited an hour
Speaker 3: and sounding like a bit of a perpose, it sounds
Speaker 3: like a bit of a piece at the stage, he said,
Speaker 3: waiting for an hour and freezing water, but finally they
Speaker 3: started swimming up. The entire threesome lasted one hundred and
Speaker 3: ten seconds with the three sharks, although both males followed
Speaker 3: a structured sequence. This is all in the Journal of ethology.
Speaker 3: So did they did both males reach completion? Yes, so
Speaker 3: apparently the mating behavior followed the structured sequence, prolonged precopulation positioning,
Speaker 3: male grasping of the females fins and tails. It goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: grasping with a mouth or a fin. I don't, I
Speaker 3: don't know. Oh yeah, but but yeah, it lasted and
Speaker 3: then apparently the males afterwards were quite exhausted and just
Speaker 3: lay on the bottom of the sea floor for one
Speaker 3: and ten seconds. Yes, but she was up making lunch
Speaker 3: getting out there, probably had a we as well afterwards
Speaker 3: she did, Yes, she did.
Speaker 5: You don't want a uti can't.
Speaker 4: Get at you can even get them under the ocean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.
Speaker 6: Apparently since year two thousand, so ten years ago, the
Speaker 6: volume of sexual content has dropped forty percent, So the
Speaker 6: amount of sex in films has.
Speaker 4: Dropped almost half.
Speaker 6: Really in the last twenty five years.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I honestly would have thought that would have
Speaker 3: been the other way round.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so no, and they're saying also the type of
Speaker 6: sex scenes in films has also changed a lot, becoming
Speaker 6: less gratuitous, more emotional and story driven.
Speaker 4: Right then.
Speaker 6: I told if you think about some of the nineties
Speaker 6: sex scenes, you're like, oh, yeah, that was.
Speaker 4: A They just used to drop them willing.
Speaker 6: It wasn't like connected to the story or the characters
Speaker 6: or anything.
Speaker 3: It wasn't needed. No, no, no, no, no no, it
Speaker 3: wasn't crucial to the story. And it used to be
Speaker 3: there for the lads.
Speaker 6: And now sex scenes are more character driven, emotionally driven,
Speaker 6: which is probably more for the ladies. Yeah, so Cosmopolitan
Speaker 6: with this love Cosmo, Yeah, always check out the sealed
Speaker 6: section more teeth, apparently causing according to.
Speaker 4: The survey year that's not right. Yeah, that's what Cosmo
Speaker 4: told me. In the nineties.
Speaker 6: According to the Cosmo got their hands on this info
Speaker 6: that sex scenes are changing, and they ran their own
Speaker 6: little survey for their.
Speaker 4: Readers, and here are some of the stats from it.
Speaker 6: Eighty six percent of the people surveyed enjoy watching on
Speaker 6: screen sex.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, yeah, this is nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, half of them want more of it, and movies
Speaker 6: and TV we're not seeing enough.
Speaker 4: I mean I get a bit like that sometimes fast forward.
Speaker 3: Especially on a plane, because you're like, who's watching this and.
Speaker 5: This scene is not needed?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Plus ten plus ten war to the scene, fast forward
Speaker 3: to the scene.
Speaker 4: You know, people want more of it.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's fine if you're at home watching it,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, but not when you're at the gym or
Speaker 3: in public.
Speaker 6: On Christmas, Christmas and Eve, you know, the family all there.
Speaker 6: Twenty two percent of people go back to rewatch their
Speaker 6: favorite sex scenes from films.
Speaker 4: What I loved that. Get a little bit of a
Speaker 4: repeat happening there?
Speaker 3: What's your I don't I can't, off the top of
Speaker 3: my head think of a favorite. No, Umm, one the
Speaker 3: movie Wild Things. Yeah, there's the pool scene. Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I mean a.
Speaker 4: Few jumped to mind.
Speaker 6: Seventy five percent of people have watched a movie or
Speaker 6: a show just for a hot sex scene. Remember that one,
Speaker 6: wasn't it called sex Life or something like that? And
Speaker 6: that guy turns around in the shower here that massive.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right. But then everybody heard about that online,
Speaker 3: so they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so then they just went chance to watch there.
Speaker 6: Forty five percent of people said that they that watching
Speaker 6: a six cent in a film made them more curious
Speaker 6: in bad. Sixty nine percent of people nice say that
Speaker 6: nudity isn't necessary sometimes. Eighty percent of people surveyed said
Speaker 6: they prefer emotional intimacy and sex scenes. Seventy one percent
Speaker 6: of gen Z respondents said that they watch content just
Speaker 6: for the sex scenes, which kind of goes again that
Speaker 6: thing that we were saying gen Z but become.
Speaker 4: A bit prudish.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, and gen Z so that they value emotional sections.
Speaker 6: So we're there the we're there for the the love
Speaker 6: and the cuddles and the romance.
Speaker 4: Yep. When I say where, I definitely don't mean me though.
Speaker 2: Play z ms Fletchborn and Haley play z ms Fletch,
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Speaker 1: This is the top sex.
Speaker 3: Well we're dealing with autopilot today. Apparently two thirds of
Speaker 3: your daily decisions aren't really decisions. It's habit rather than
Speaker 3: conscious choice. Ninety percent of daily actions are performed automatically.
Speaker 3: Habits often support intentions. Half of actions we're both habitual
Speaker 3: and intentional, so we're just autopiloting everything I did.
Speaker 4: I was listening.
Speaker 6: I went for a very conscious nature walk yesterday last week,
Speaker 6: listened around the who are Pie domain.
Speaker 3: That's not a nature walk here, it is, right, It's
Speaker 3: like a panic.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't go into the bush. It was raining.
Speaker 4: It was absolutely persisting down.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, right, not to attack my nature walk. It's
Speaker 6: better than a bloody treadmill.
Speaker 3: Mate, It doesn't sound very nature, he does it contribute? No, okay, well,
Speaker 3: you went for a conscious.
Speaker 6: And I was listening to an episode and listening listening
Speaker 6: to an episode of diver CEO about like conscientious thinking basically,
Speaker 6: and ye, like this is very on brand for that
Speaker 6: because we ain't doing much of it at all, making
Speaker 6: any decisions for ourselves, and.
Speaker 4: Then we're going to die. I've only got four thousand
Speaker 4: weeks on average on this air. What that was the one?
Speaker 4: I was nature and enjoying the birds and the tree.
Speaker 3: Nature because it's a concrete path. It's it's a it's
Speaker 3: a concrete footpath all the way around there. To me,
Speaker 3: you run on a rubber treadmill. But I've never said
Speaker 3: I'm going for a nature run. That would actually makes sense.
Speaker 6: I feel I made it quite acutely aware that my
Speaker 6: period was inbound, and I feel like that is not
Speaker 6: being respected. Yeah, therefore retaliation, because I was quite severe
Speaker 6: I was about it not accepted.
Speaker 4: Well, still a little bit.
Speaker 5: Is it's still not here. You should go and buy some.
Speaker 5: You go to the market horn.
Speaker 4: Someone's going to be.
Speaker 3: It isn't It's still not here right anyway, that's a
Speaker 3: personal issue.
Speaker 5: To get the show sponsor. Maybe they've got a deal
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Speaker 4: Yeah, might as well get a.
Speaker 5: Line to read here about it.
Speaker 3: But we'll hopefully I've only got one line and not
Speaker 3: two lines. Mind.
Speaker 4: You have a little bit of COVID, but like COVID, yeah,
Speaker 4: different time. Yeah, doing some cleaning. Yeah, it's got to
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Speaker 3: Daily Downly top six things we do, and I do
Speaker 3: an autopilot number six on the lest get ready for work.
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell how that works out. I just somehow
Speaker 3: I'm here. Yeah, somehow I get here. Yeah, so it
Speaker 3: was like I was here yesterday. I put on deodorant,
Speaker 3: have my moisturize my face.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Number five on the list of the top sex things
Speaker 3: I do an autopilot doom scroll.
Speaker 4: Love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love a little bit of a guilty doom scroll.
Speaker 3: Really try not to do that.
Speaker 6: I've been trying to allocate time and be like, you
Speaker 6: know what, you are allowed guilt free to sit on
Speaker 6: the couch and scroll, but then you've got to stop.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, allocated time?
Speaker 5: How much?
Speaker 4: How much?
Speaker 3: How often do you do that? And then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden you're like, it's an hour's gone. Yeah, whooppee.
Speaker 3: Number four on the list of the top sex things
Speaker 3: I do an auto pilot eating and then I'm really
Speaker 3: sad because the food's gone, but I can't really remember, true,
Speaker 3: I just kind of eat it.
Speaker 4: It's kind of shovel it in, and then you're like,
Speaker 4: damn it, I damn it so long cooking.
Speaker 3: There, I know, And I didn't even eat it slowly
Speaker 3: and think about it. Yeah. Number three on the list
Speaker 3: of the top sex things I do an autopilot driving anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 3: even if it's somewhere I haven't been before. With the
Speaker 3: with GPS guidance, you just kind of like switch off
Speaker 3: and follow the instructions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: I like the old day of a Matt book open
Speaker 3: on the passenger seat and screaming at Dad that he's
Speaker 3: missed to turn off.
Speaker 4: And I'll take the next one.
Speaker 6: All the safety features on cars. That sort of does
Speaker 6: a lot of it for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, watch your It comes a number two on
Speaker 3: the less of the top sex things I do an
Speaker 3: autopilot life lately feels like life's just kind of autopilot.
Speaker 4: Then, no, I'm really experiencing life.
Speaker 3: Are you experiencing thick to the to the heart you're
Speaker 3: going to You've got to have two hands on the
Speaker 3: controls of life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, I'm feeling
Speaker 3: at all. I'm trusting autopilot for a thick fog. And
Speaker 3: I know there's a mountain range somewhere.
Speaker 4: You would knows, we'll just see it. Yeah, pull up
Speaker 4: and I'm just gonna mute the alarm. Yeah, and number
Speaker 4: one of.
Speaker 3: The less of the top sex things I do in
Speaker 3: order to pilot the top sex.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what sort of feel it today.
Speaker 3: Some days.
Speaker 4: You can feel that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I finished the Top Sex and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 5: what was five?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, sometimes you send the Top Sex a day before.
Speaker 3: You don't remember that collection of it. Yeah, yeah, Like
Speaker 3: you sent one last night and we had to change
Speaker 3: it because you didn't really think that one through, did you.
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 4: No, what time did I send that?
Speaker 3: Can I just give it? I'm just going to give
Speaker 3: a quick quick chick chick, quick chick five to nine.
Speaker 4: You don't remember that? No, A lot of auto pilot here,
Speaker 4: play ZiT ms flitch for well.
Speaker 3: Former Prime Minister Justina I doing out just Sinder. She's
Speaker 3: doing press through at the moment because she's got a
Speaker 3: new book out. Yeah, and also the film Yeah Dot
Speaker 3: about her. And then was it Busy Mum. She's like
Speaker 3: written a kid's book, a kid's book My Busy Mum
Speaker 3: or something like that. So she appeared on US comedy
Speaker 3: show The Daily Show Last night with John Stewart had
Speaker 3: American Time one of the best. Honestly, John Stewart is amazing.
Speaker 3: He comes back. He was on full time for like
Speaker 3: what was it like a dead and over there or something,
Speaker 3: and then he retired. He came back in the era
Speaker 3: of Trump just to host one show a night and
Speaker 3: one show a week. So he does the Daily Show
Speaker 3: podcast as well. Yeah, and it's honestly brilliant. It's like
Speaker 3: he needs a lot so.
Speaker 6: Good because he is like funny and very witty and
Speaker 6: warm and charming, but then he can be quite cutting. Yes,
Speaker 6: you see him interview people, you're like, oh, when he
Speaker 6: disagrees with.
Speaker 5: You, he's amazing.
Speaker 3: So after his monologue and stuff, which he also touched
Speaker 3: on the tyler ole paracetamol thing, because America is so
Speaker 3: cooked right now.
Speaker 4: Guys, if you've got to take some paracenamol, it will
Speaker 4: not give you auto.
Speaker 5: You'll be fine.
Speaker 3: So after after a show, he interviewed, actually, actually I've
Speaker 3: got here just if you could feed MYRK Xillary called
Speaker 3: the words from the esteemed leader of the free world,
Speaker 3: donaldre Trump.
Speaker 1: Listen to how I.
Speaker 4: Listen to how articulately he puts it.
Speaker 8: Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. But
Speaker 8: with Thailand or don't take it. Don't take it. And
Speaker 8: if you can't live, if your fever is so bad,
Speaker 8: you have to take one, because there's no alternative to that. Sadley.
Speaker 8: First question, what can you take instead? It's actually there's
Speaker 8: not an alternative to that.
Speaker 4: And as you know, whether other.
Speaker 8: Of the medicines are absolutely proven bad, other of the medicines,
Speaker 8: other of the medicines are absolutely proven bad, only only
Speaker 8: good can happen.
Speaker 5: Why what is happening in the world right now? It's crazy?
Speaker 3: What the top comment with thirty doesn't like if I
Speaker 3: eat it soap, I didn't need it because I did,
Speaker 3: I know I didn't. Also, that's a brand name, right,
Speaker 3: it was a brand name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, as.
Speaker 3: John Stewart said on the show, probably also referred to
Speaker 3: as plaint of a after those.
Speaker 5: So it's gonna it's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 3: But anyway, after the show he talked to Sinda John
Speaker 3: Stewart and it was it's quite because you forget that
Speaker 3: we used to have a couple of prime ministers that
Speaker 3: were charismatic, like Jasinda and John Key. Yeah they were,
Speaker 3: and you'd see them on these shows and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like but you couldn't imagine on the daily on John
Speaker 3: for no reason.
Speaker 6: Yeah, John's a real grea and then yeah, like like
Speaker 6: whatever you think of just under the world Bloody loved her, Yeah, America, But.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she was on the show, and that's when she
Speaker 3: gave New Zealand the ultimate shout out, well to one
Speaker 3: company in particulars and she.
Speaker 1: Has a full display of whittakers.
Speaker 4: Couldn't put the whole block. It would have melted in
Speaker 4: my trousers. But I didn't pray and it was and
Speaker 4: I have to say delicious. But I didn't know if
Speaker 4: that if I were supposed to say, like, wow, New
Speaker 4: Zealand nice, could you just say that directly down?
Speaker 1: Wow New Zealand great chocolate? We do.
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, we've said this many times. We've got
Speaker 3: the best chocolate.
Speaker 6: And it is something a new way when you're you're
Speaker 6: around a non New Zealander that you're like, have you
Speaker 6: tried this?
Speaker 5: Like like yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to be like
Speaker 5: you don't know good chocolate?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Or mister beast oh I'm sorry, oh you.
Speaker 3: Miss mister beast chocolate around this get on you just
Speaker 3: they must be absolutely stoked. Oh yeah, sell it in
Speaker 3: America though, because special maybe maybe I know it's an
Speaker 3: Australia and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, you'd imagined that after that little shout out,
Speaker 4: I'll be.
Speaker 1: Happy plays its Fletchborn and Haley Haley sailing little pools.
Speaker 3: It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool.
Speaker 8: Sailing little pottle pottle pole stle pole.
Speaker 4: Today is do you track your parcels?
Speaker 3: I've got something that's sitting in Miami and it has
Speaker 3: been for like two days a Miami. I'm like, why
Speaker 3: has it gotten Miami? I'm like, why is it not
Speaker 3: not moving in Miami? What like you want during one
Speaker 3: of your puppies the same move along from me? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What do you got sitting in mere puppy?
Speaker 5: And so it's just an iPhone case?
Speaker 4: Yeah, from Miami. Yeah, he's made me buy the same one.
Speaker 4: He's like, you'll need.
Speaker 7: What was it?
Speaker 3: No? So they just you know how Apple always used
Speaker 3: to do the leather cases and they're sturdy and they last.
Speaker 4: For so long. Yeah, they don't get a grend.
Speaker 3: They don't do them now some bs or something, I
Speaker 3: don't know. They make them out of seaweed. Now whatever
Speaker 3: they make them out.
Speaker 4: What does mother nature want? The recycl We don't use
Speaker 4: the cows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, these cases are really good and so I'm gonna
Speaker 3: it's time for a new one.
Speaker 4: So yeah, but it's it's not moving. Yeah, I've got
Speaker 4: the same.
Speaker 6: I've ordered some new sheets because something on my skin
Speaker 6: here is bleached.
Speaker 3: My old sheets.
Speaker 5: Maybe you've got a pH issue down there.
Speaker 4: No, it's not there.
Speaker 6: It's sort of all over and thank you you know well,
Speaker 6: and good bleaching of the sheets. I've got a fantastic
Speaker 6: pH Yeah, there's something and it's on my towel.
Speaker 4: Phre.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you need to get out all guys
Speaker 5: in Yeah.
Speaker 7: Cry.
Speaker 4: Do you think I could do?
Speaker 3: Get my sparkled dip tests and put one in?
Speaker 4: I take it to the mini ten pool section. I
Speaker 4: don't want to go in there and be like, can
Speaker 4: you have it? Can you test me?
Speaker 5: Can you give me a PhD something?
Speaker 4: What's going on? I don't know.
Speaker 6: It's obviously something that I'm putting on my hands because
Speaker 6: it's also on my hand towel.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, right there any way, But I've got some
Speaker 4: new sheets, right, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Are you turning white in your skin.
Speaker 3: To what?
Speaker 4: Just transparent?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. But anyway, I've got
Speaker 4: some new sheets.
Speaker 3: But justin beaber stuff back in the day that used
Speaker 3: to bleach the towel productive. Yeah, I don't think you
Speaker 3: should be putting anything on your skin that's bleaching towels
Speaker 3: that's not that.
Speaker 4: But I don't know. I don't know which one it is.
Speaker 5: Ye, right, anyway, I've.
Speaker 4: Got sheets going, but I've been watching them like a hawk.
Speaker 5: Okay, what kind of sheets are you getting?
Speaker 4: These ones are just cotton.
Speaker 3: I'm a linen girl usually, but I like the color
Speaker 3: of the right. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well do you track your parcels? Yes?
Speaker 3: I check obsessively, which sounds like you two watching Miami
Speaker 3: and New Sheets buppy. Yeah, Miami. Fifty eight percent of
Speaker 3: people check it obsessively. Yeah, thirty six percent maybe just
Speaker 3: look once and seven Now, I don't bother. I think
Speaker 3: it's good, especially where if you've got like a sketchy neighborhood,
Speaker 3: or they're going to leave the parcel somewhere.
Speaker 5: You want to know what day it arrived.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you can see you can be like, okay, keep.
Speaker 5: An eye on things, keep an eye out for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Or should we have some feedback from our lovely
Speaker 4: listeners how it works?
Speaker 3: Sarah said, actually obsessively now, because I wasn't alerted that
Speaker 3: I had a parcel delivered to number twenty eight instead
Speaker 3: of flat two number eight. Oh.
Speaker 4: When I noticed a week later and tried to get
Speaker 4: it back off it, the barstard said they were never
Speaker 4: given it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's burnt once and she's learned. She's burnt
Speaker 3: and learned. Sounds like you didn't put your address in
Speaker 3: right though it doesn't.
Speaker 4: It sounds like your dash was not clear enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, your hyphen I would probably put a forward
Speaker 3: slash and then I would do a big one yeah
Speaker 3: two flash or two chat b T length. Yeahah, hyphen
Speaker 3: ate this. I have everything said to my work, says Michelle,
Speaker 3: So it's pretty safe. Yeah, I do, just we're not
Speaker 3: allowed to, so we definitely don't do that. I only
Speaker 3: ever had work parcels arrive at ins in me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where we work, where we work.
Speaker 3: Only if it's taking longer than it should have, said Gabby,
Speaker 3: and then I'll be like, where is it?
Speaker 4: Where is it? Whire? Isn't it here?
Speaker 3: Jeram says this is Jeremy with an E on the end,
Speaker 3: pos Jeremy Jeremy.
Speaker 4: They banned me from looking.
Speaker 3: Sweet boy jam dream you sweet sweet child of God,
Speaker 3: from looking.
Speaker 4: At it's not how sweet jerie sweet.
Speaker 3: Do you guys when you order something, do you get
Speaker 3: super happy and excited when it's with one of the
Speaker 3: companies that has a really good app in tracking?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: God, yeah, like d h Chann's pretty good career post
Speaker 4: is good. He post is pretty good. I don't order
Speaker 4: enough online to know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's good.
Speaker 3: And then sometimes that you get your tracking, you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: good luck getting here. See you never Ryan said, I
Speaker 3: work for one of the one so tracking is just
Speaker 3: like working from home. Oh no, okay, take a little
Speaker 3: bit of love out of it, though, bit of excitement, yeah,
Speaker 3: Mason on rural delivery, and sometimes things do go missing
Speaker 3: in the system, like when my calf tags got lost
Speaker 3: in transit.
Speaker 4: Couldn't get more rural and message could you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they do when it's something about their their
Speaker 3: rural delivery. You always had three or four days for
Speaker 3: rural delivery, Yeah, Samantha, I either check it obsessively or
Speaker 3: completely forget and get a surprise when.
Speaker 4: The package comes up.
Speaker 3: Curious to hear why people who don't bother aren't checking
Speaker 3: What do you mean you have lives that don't completely
Speaker 3: rotate around what you've just ordered online from Sophie.
Speaker 5: Even when I order something boring online.
Speaker 4: Same. I'm still checking. I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I forgot to check something and something turned up yesterday.
Speaker 6: I got home and I was like, what's their package?
Speaker 4: And they opened up. I was like, right, fine, meat.
Speaker 7: Fun.
Speaker 3: When you have the first parcel arriving from Wild Secret one,
Speaker 3: Secrets One needs to know when it's going to arrive. Yeah,
Speaker 3: six stop laugh the code six life that sets yeah,
Speaker 3: fullstop life. Yeah, okay, nice. I like them to turn
Speaker 3: up like mystery presence from past me, especially if I've
Speaker 3: had a couple of drinks when I purchased it and
Speaker 3: sober me doesn't know what's inside.
Speaker 4: That's what we call financial responsibility. Yeah, from Tessa. Can
Speaker 4: I ask just can I ask a personal question?
Speaker 6: Because I did a team water recently and I got
Speaker 6: some little gifties in there for Vaughn, one of which
Speaker 6: was some dinosaur ice cubes. Have you the shark ice
Speaker 6: cubes or shark ice cubes? Sorry, not dinosaurs. They don't
Speaker 6: work because.
Speaker 4: It's quality guarantee.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to like make it look like the shark
Speaker 3: fils above the thing, but the the bit of ice
Speaker 3: that goes down to the bit that drags it down
Speaker 3: too thin.
Speaker 4: Oh, too thin. Unfortunate.
Speaker 3: I was. Really, it's a silicon mold. It makes it
Speaker 3: make some tiny, tiny, tiny tiny shark muffins in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, nice, many many shark masks.
Speaker 3: I usually shop and waves, so it's fun to watch
Speaker 3: all the many parcels on all the different journeys. It's
Speaker 3: like a race and I like to bring it. Who's
Speaker 3: going to cross the line like the amazing race, but parcels.
Speaker 6: I literally just got an email expect to deliver your
Speaker 6: pastor from chemistry House today.
Speaker 4: Now I'm excited. Wow. It's also a seamless mention for
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 5: They did you actually get the pregnancy tests in the end.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they do fast delivery and I'll tell you what
Speaker 4: I need that thing rap. So for Silly Little Pole today,
Speaker 4: we said do you track your parcels? And fifty eight percent?
Speaker 2: He said yes, I check it obsessively plays it. MS
Speaker 2: Fletchborn and Haley plays z MS Fletchborn and Haley.
Speaker 6: Producer Shannon and Car when we know are big Swifties
Speaker 6: Big swift And that's who's playing right now that much.
Speaker 3: I know? Now you what is happening because you've booked
Speaker 3: tickets to something?
Speaker 10: Yeah, so as we see the other day, she's doing
Speaker 10: like a little cinema preview situation, yes, of a music
Speaker 10: video and behind the scenes and then some like lyric videos.
Speaker 4: Okay, so how long would this hole? Wise?
Speaker 5: No one in the industry is a money grab?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean maybe it's a juice TV.
Speaker 10: It's kind of like bringing everyone together to like celebrate
Speaker 10: the release of the album.
Speaker 3: Listen, we love our capitalist Barbie and we're here. I'm aware,
Speaker 3: and I still give her my money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: It's going to be an hour and a half.
Speaker 10: I saw on the cinema website and so tickets for
Speaker 10: this in America went on sale when she announced it
Speaker 10: over the weekend.
Speaker 4: And people went crazy, right, Yeah, it's already.
Speaker 10: Sold fifteen million dollars worth of tickets, which is one
Speaker 10: point two five million dollars million tickets because they're twelve
Speaker 10: dollars each.
Speaker 3: I can do math. Wow. Crazy, especially because like the
Speaker 3: cinema industry is like no one's going to movies anymore.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: And so yesterday, out of the blue, surprise, they went
Speaker 10: on sale for us finally, And so I got a
Speaker 10: text from my group chat and they were like, tickets
Speaker 10: are on sale.
Speaker 3: Go, go go, and so I messaged Shannon, I messaged
Speaker 3: my partner, I go, what time do we want? We're going.
Speaker 10: There were some hiccups. My partner had to buy the tickets,
Speaker 10: but Shannon, myself and.
Speaker 3: Somebody did somebody max out their credit card on laneway tickets.
Speaker 3: It was like there was no money lads.
Speaker 11: It's a real double down of use today me being
Speaker 11: the third wheel and their relationship because not only am
Speaker 11: I jumping in on their laneway day, I'm now going.
Speaker 3: To Taylor Swift movie with them. We wouldn't have it
Speaker 3: any other way.
Speaker 10: Yeah, cute and anyways, so we bought tickets and I
Speaker 10: was like, that's crazy, Like I haven't seen many people
Speaker 10: post about buying tickets, like I follow a lot of
Speaker 10: Swift days whatever. And we were manicked and we were
Speaker 10: like rushing like this was like eras to a level,
Speaker 10: you need to get these tickets.
Speaker 7: This morning.
Speaker 10: I'm like, oh, let's have a look on the website
Speaker 10: and see like have we so has it sold out?
Speaker 10: Like how many people are going currently We're the only
Speaker 10: people in the cinema.
Speaker 4: Lait a second.
Speaker 5: Wow, And it turns out no one cares.
Speaker 10: No I think people do I just don't think people
Speaker 10: realize they went on sale. Like none of the cinemas
Speaker 10: of really like done a good job of advertising it
Speaker 10: because I think they've had the information so last minute
Speaker 10: they haven't been able to.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I'm all right, okay, and I'm seeing this.
Speaker 6: If I just went on some some of the Kiwi cinemas,
Speaker 6: they're celebrating the release party, your release party for Party
Speaker 6: of a show Girl, the Life of a show Life
Speaker 6: of a show Girl. But that's not until October.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what this is. That's what this is.
Speaker 3: It's so this was tonight for some on the release weekend.
Speaker 4: You would have thought, absolutely would.
Speaker 10: And so if anyone would like to join us be
Speaker 10: going to the twelve Silky Bee.
Speaker 4: I've been in a cinema where I was like one
Speaker 4: of the only people at rule.
Speaker 11: I mean, this would be fun because like we can
Speaker 11: sing and dance and stuff. But if only one other
Speaker 11: person books a ticket, awkward, It's going to be really
Speaker 11: awkward if they're not like, so, yeah, we're going on
Speaker 11: Sunday twelve pm. It's Silky Oda, Ponts and b. If
Speaker 11: you're a girly part date October the fifth, you want
Speaker 11: to come hang out with us, like.
Speaker 5: Right, okay, well then it will sell out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, p s A to the Swifties.
Speaker 10: It's on sale like God, like Cinnamon's Hoy Silky, all
Speaker 10: of them are doing it.
Speaker 4: I love that you had such an unnecessary panel.
Speaker 3: I know and think you for supporting an artist as well.
Speaker 3: She's you know, she's struggling. She's really struggling. She needs
Speaker 3: to pay for this massive wedding.
Speaker 1: Yes she does. Yeah, play in Fleshborne and Hailey.
Speaker 4: Whom out there would you switch sexualities for?
Speaker 3: Now? We know here at the show that you just
Speaker 3: can't switch sexualities willingly.
Speaker 5: Everybody's a little bit gay. It's who would you go
Speaker 5: gay for?
Speaker 3: Maya always you can always see Henry Kevill, Henry Cavell
Speaker 3: for years and years.
Speaker 4: Who would you switch for? Fletch?
Speaker 5: I over really thought about it. I thought about it,
Speaker 5: to be honest.
Speaker 4: I've got a leg on each side of the fence,
Speaker 4: so I'm just silent observing. I like the fin.
Speaker 3: So we want to know, Yeah, who would you who'd
Speaker 3: you switch up your sexuality for? Not who would you
Speaker 3: go gay for?
Speaker 4: Because we want to include our gay listeners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, who would you jump off? Very interested
Speaker 3: to know from gay men who they go straight for.
Speaker 3: I just don't often hear.
Speaker 5: No, exactly no. But yesterday with.
Speaker 3: The caller who said he'd go gay for Winworth Melo,
Speaker 3: that was very rare that a heterosexual man can be
Speaker 3: so comfortable to say that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Where's girls were always like, oh my god, absolutely,
Speaker 6: but you know our dear friend show doctor doctor Shawnee
Speaker 6: how much he absolutely adores a handful of my boobies.
Speaker 6: And there are moments where he goes m I like that, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we had a sperm one night and he just found
Speaker 6: the natural position of a heterosexuals Like.
Speaker 5: What the hell is simply nothing? Yeah, you might have
Speaker 5: turned him that night, clients, I just.
Speaker 4: Think that the energy has changed since.
Speaker 3: I okay, so on eight hundred dials at M, it's
Speaker 3: a question we're asking this morning, nine six nine sex,
Speaker 3: who would you turn for? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Have we got some messages to start the ball wrong?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 3: I go gave her Billie Eilish after sing her in concert.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, those eyes femalelessness tell you who's very
Speaker 3: popular in a few jewe leaper the ladies.
Speaker 5: The ladies love a little jewel leaper really, even though
Speaker 5: they're straight. They're just like I would.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you can ever go experience, you should know
Speaker 3: what's up. That's one to be proud of. Somebody said
Speaker 3: I'll go lesbian for Susanne Boyle, and I said, what
Speaker 3: I said, I get it.
Speaker 5: I think someone's I think you want.
Speaker 3: To call in and an hour's time when we're doing
Speaker 3: the phone and topic, what did you do for the story,
Speaker 3: because that sounds.
Speaker 1: Like one of them.
Speaker 4: I'm loving this phone in topic.
Speaker 5: Who would you turn for?
Speaker 4: I love this?
Speaker 6: My sexuality is ABC. Anyone but Susman Okay, but Sean Johnson.
Speaker 11: Orr.
Speaker 4: Yeah, could get it any day of the week anyway.
Speaker 3: Man, sure john fit to Yeah, Man, he's great on
Speaker 3: that calm on the sky, on the presenting team, he's lovely.
Speaker 3: It's a great man, seemingly got it all and now
Speaker 3: he's turning people as well.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: Message from a fella. Vigo Mortensen as Aragons did that
Speaker 3: movie after Lord of the Rings and everyone was like,
Speaker 3: the beard here is getting into some kind of weird
Speaker 3: dress up fantasy.
Speaker 4: I think so like a fantasy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Dan, who would.
Speaker 4: You turn for?
Speaker 3: Mine would be Margot Robbie so gay turning straight from
Speaker 3: Margot Robbie.
Speaker 5: Okay, why Margot Robbie.
Speaker 3: She's so beautiful, She's just so super challenged. Everything about
Speaker 3: her is just beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yep, oh, I like him.
Speaker 3: I love that that Jan thank you. Let's go to
Speaker 3: Tom Tom as a hitterosxual man. Who would you turn for?
Speaker 4: I said, Charlie Hunnah charliee? Yeah, is that Charlie Hannan
Speaker 4: because of you know, when he's in the biker gang?
Speaker 3: What was that so?
Speaker 9: I mean, he's incredibly good looking just in general, but
Speaker 9: yeah in Sons of Anarchy. And I've been asked this
Speaker 9: question before. It's like, you know, you have like a
Speaker 9: celebrity male crush. And I mean, if you ever look
Speaker 9: up pictures of Charlie.
Speaker 4: Is it popless one? Then and you're like, that's a
Speaker 4: good looking man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is a good looks a good looking man.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 6: You were sounding so far from straight at the moment, Tom,
Speaker 6: but I get it, I get it right. Is this
Speaker 6: that person that makes you go.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 5: That's so beautiful, brilliant Tom, Thank you so many messages.
Speaker 6: I believe Tom has a wife as well. I wonder
Speaker 6: you know she's also like, well, let's make that happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone said pink. Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I get that young people won't remember when we all
Speaker 3: thought pink was black.
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: So last week I saw it was a funny meme saying, ah,
Speaker 3: because you know that band black pink, pink, black black
Speaker 3: pant black pink, the Karem band. Someone's like, oh, you're
Speaker 3: not talking about this, and put a picture up of
Speaker 3: when Pink first started and everybody, and then I went,
Speaker 3: she said, what do we all think pink was black?
Speaker 4: It was and the whole internet. I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she was definitely like around the grande. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: the dark makeup. Let its all to believe anyway. A
Speaker 3: couple of the Chrises somebody said, Chris Evans or Chris.
Speaker 4: Hemsworth, any of them?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Zac Efron in his more recent movies, okay.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's looking a bit like he needs to lay
Speaker 5: off the plastic surgery.
Speaker 3: Zach Efron and Greatest Showman. Yes, yes, yeah, yes, but
Speaker 3: that's that's peak Efron. Eladies are coming and hard for
Speaker 3: a bit of Florence Pier.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 6: The ladies just have almost the sort of masculine energy.
Speaker 6: You know, I like, I like yeah, okay, I like
Speaker 6: Florence Pierre.
Speaker 3: I'm a straight man. But Corey Taylor, is that the
Speaker 3: lidstener of snot? Oh my god, really, Reagan, who would
Speaker 3: you turn for? It would be Florence Pierre, Florence.
Speaker 4: People, Florence Pierre. What is it about Florence Pierre.
Speaker 3: I just think that she's overall very charismatic, yes, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: when she's got that Russian accent on in the Marvel movies.
Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3: Than Catherine Zada Jones, but only as more Titia in
Speaker 3: the New Wednesday series.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's a mummy thing, but I
Speaker 4: would it sounds like a mummy thing.
Speaker 3: There's a few, there's a few moment Yeah, definitely me
Speaker 3: Lacunas and Gail Gadot, somebody else did and the terror
Speaker 3: and were hung No, hellow, she's that's someone who's been
Speaker 3: getting by.
Speaker 4: On looks for a long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it looks at height she's getting roast today.
Speaker 3: Andrew Scott, Yes, it has to be in fleabag or Ripley. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh my god, he was Ripley is amazing. That's such
Speaker 3: a great show because it's a real slow but it's
Speaker 3: so beautifully shut. It's in black and white.
Speaker 6: Someone's turning gay for the voice of the lead singer
Speaker 6: from Kings of Leon.
Speaker 4: Just the voice, just the voice.
Speaker 3: Hard. Okay, we've been listening to What's the Yeah. That
Speaker 3: albums has been on loop for the last month. Literally,
Speaker 3: it's all I listened to a few people messaging in here.
Speaker 3: I'll say it, Hailey Sprouls, are you turning people?
Speaker 4: Wow? Okay, God, it's my honor, thank you? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: have that that your back. Get into the door. Are
Speaker 4: you reading your DMS yet? I am?
Speaker 3: She started reading sometimes because I'm getting some interesting ones.
Speaker 4: Get in the perus right then you slide into a
Speaker 4: d MS. Ladies spread.
Speaker 2: Plays Fleshborn and Haley play ms Fletchborn and Haley.
Speaker 3: The Rapture is the second coming of Christ, when Christ
Speaker 3: would come to earth, grab all the Christians and be
Speaker 3: like the rest of you will roll.
Speaker 4: That's right, and we get left behind burn.
Speaker 3: Yeah. What is it called the trip? The tribulations or
Speaker 3: something tribulation, the time of suffering. That's the basic story
Speaker 3: of it. It's a scary, scary thing to force you
Speaker 3: into conforming to religious views and I'll say it's all bullshit,
Speaker 3: and well that's Born's opinions.
Speaker 4: Hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3: These things are predicted to happen all the time, and
Speaker 3: one apparently, this latest bout yep of here Comes Jesus
Speaker 3: was primarily led by a South African evangelical pasta.
Speaker 4: The worst, the Worst, the way back home. It's like Gus,
Speaker 4: put it back a bit your throat.
Speaker 3: Rapture, rapture, rapture, get ready for the rapture. You may
Speaker 3: have seen on social media that it was meant to
Speaker 3: be in New Zealand time yesterday and American time today,
Speaker 3: that it was happening the first day of the Jewish
Speaker 3: New Year, Tuesday, Rosh Hassanan right, actually with an Arnes,
Speaker 3: I love an arn Thursday, Curry Club, I go cheese
Speaker 3: with a nun over rock and Gala. Yeah, So that
Speaker 3: that was between so yesterday, September twenty third was supposed
Speaker 3: to be the day. And because of course, when Jesus
Speaker 3: comes back, he sticks strictly to the time international timeline,
Speaker 3: so we would be the first to experience the rapture.
Speaker 3: So you know, there was a lot of American rapture talk.
Speaker 3: I believe this was the hestack asking us how it's going. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I now produced you were following this quite closely a week,
Speaker 3: you know what. I'd had one of those days.
Speaker 4: I was just tired.
Speaker 3: Everything was like shit. I was like, I need something funny,
Speaker 3: open up techtok rapture took yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: The amount of people who are genuinely wearing tinfoil on
Speaker 11: their head and posting and like it wasn't like there
Speaker 11: was a few people taking the purse because I thought.
Speaker 3: The tinfoil was for the aliens, not Jesus.
Speaker 4: And I'm confused. And when we're putting on the ten, because.
Speaker 3: Didn't you want you'd want Jesus to come through so
Speaker 3: the tinfoil would repel him. But one lady wrapped her
Speaker 3: dog into.
Speaker 4: Serious. She was so honest.
Speaker 11: This is one of the people who was like asking
Speaker 11: New Zealanders what was happening. Their comments section was like
Speaker 11: on I'm floating, please see me your money.
Speaker 3: I think that the keepers in Aussies had such a
Speaker 3: great time with us yesterday online in the comment section, and.
Speaker 10: All the Americans were saying that jump on Facebook marketplace
Speaker 10: because in the past like week or so, since this
Speaker 10: pastor came out, everyone has been listing their items on
Speaker 10: marketplace and selling everything because they're going up to.
Speaker 4: What is the money going to do them? Like selling it?
Speaker 3: Well, maybe they wanted a better quick cash to go
Speaker 3: out for dinner because heize pre rapture dinner. You've got
Speaker 3: one here, Oh my god, go to a buffet.
Speaker 4: It's one woman who's like made less.
Speaker 6: She's prepping the home for when she goes for the
Speaker 6: heathens left behind, like what they're going to find in
Speaker 6: her house. And she's made lists and like plans and stuff.
Speaker 3: She wants to order her plants because I'm not watering
Speaker 3: the plants if I'm being tortured.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm alfurning.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also saw a.
Speaker 3: Guy who I presume is gay.
Speaker 10: I think that's why he was implying, Wow, it makes
Speaker 10: him because no, no, no, because a woman was messaging
Speaker 10: him asking if he would pitch it for her because
Speaker 10: obviously he wasn't going up.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: Well it turns out she's not going up either.
Speaker 4: On going up.
Speaker 3: I'm just looking at some accounts Romans ten through even
Speaker 3: nine through eleven. That's their user name. Oh my last
Speaker 3: video see you in the clouds my brothers and sisters. Jesus,
Speaker 3: please use my account and the remaining video goes for
Speaker 3: your glory and your will. That's nice, she squeathed her.
Speaker 5: Did she leave the login for Jesus?
Speaker 4: I love Jesus.
Speaker 11: I the one girl say that she will give every
Speaker 11: one a million dollars if she posts tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Wow, loophole, loopholes. She just won't post. She would take
Speaker 4: one day off post.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The day after someone said we should all collectively pretend
Speaker 6: like we did witness the rapture on Tuesday made them
Speaker 6: think that they.
Speaker 4: Got Oh my god, it was amazing. It was crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 10: I one lady was saying, I'm so peeved off. That's
Speaker 10: supposed to be my birthday. I wanted to make it
Speaker 10: to say yes.
Speaker 4: Yes. Someone said, oh my god, this sucks. It's literally payday.
Speaker 4: The next day.
Speaker 6: We went this whole month but basically nothing tell Jesus
Speaker 6: to reschedule.
Speaker 2: Play fletchforn and Hailey Girl Mass Girl, Mass Girl, Mass
Speaker 2: Girl Mass.
Speaker 4: Gosh, it's back man. Do you know what?
Speaker 3: It's festival season? New Year's coming up, A lot of
Speaker 3: people buying tickets.
Speaker 4: A lot of concerts everywhere.
Speaker 6: Actually, and I said this the other day, I was like,
Speaker 6: oh there's concert, Like there's there's that ticket anxiety that's
Speaker 6: everyone's that everyone is feeling. And yesterday at ten am
Speaker 6: that was like fizzing through this entire office with lane
Speaker 6: Way tickets going on sale.
Speaker 3: Did you see how septic producer Carmon got when I
Speaker 3: was like thousands of people I head of her in
Speaker 3: the virtual cure for lane Way tickets.
Speaker 10: You know what, I don't get competitive about sports, about games,
Speaker 10: but something like this that is my domain.
Speaker 3: Like I am always the ticket buyer.
Speaker 4: I get hit up. Okay, I know I was.
Speaker 3: I was a ticket buyer for our group yesterday and
Speaker 3: brought the max six tickets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you were your ticket buyer for your group.
Speaker 3: I'm never the ticket buyer because remember when you put
Speaker 3: me on ticket buying duties for Paramore and I'm missed it.
Speaker 4: Also, like you.
Speaker 3: Would probably end up buying for the wrong date or something,
Speaker 3: you know the amount of times. Well, speaking of lane Way, yeah,
Speaker 3: we got the pre sales yesterday, but the rest of
Speaker 3: the tickets are on sale today at ten am. And
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be messing around because there were thousands of
Speaker 3: people in those qu'es yesterday for the presale tickets.
Speaker 5: So I reckon they would have stiled so many yesterday.
Speaker 6: But I know that at this moment. Sometimes it's one
Speaker 6: hundred and thirty three days away. Sometimes you like, can
Speaker 6: I justify it? And one person who's struggling to justify
Speaker 6: lane Way tickets were, by the way, Chevyl Rohne is playing. Yeah,
Speaker 6: is liv who joins us on the phone to take
Speaker 6: part in girl math.
Speaker 4: Hi Liv, Hi, morning morning.
Speaker 3: You would like the girls to justify the ticket price
Speaker 3: for the Laneway? Yeah, kind of just the whole of
Speaker 3: christ Church. So you know, wait a year, because you've
Speaker 3: got to get flights. Yeah, okay, so I would have
Speaker 3: done that a couple of days ago. What year?
Speaker 6: So we're going to round the ticket price up to
Speaker 6: two fifty because we played two four nine.
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's just an uggly number.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay?
Speaker 4: Are you happy with that? Can we do that live?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Two fifty is good?
Speaker 6: Okay, So how much would flights be at the moment?
Speaker 6: That'd be probably five?
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I looked up earlier about like four hundred. Not too bad, okay,
Speaker 3: So let's say four.
Speaker 6: So it's six fifty as the price we've got the
Speaker 6: four hundred dollars. You can stay on my couch.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 4: Sorry, immediately rejected.
Speaker 6: Now, let's say six to fifty is the price that
Speaker 6: we're gonna girl math yet, I just want to I'm
Speaker 6: going to kick things off with how much we put
Speaker 6: value on having.
Speaker 4: Something in the calendar.
Speaker 6: Like the mental health benefits of having something in the
Speaker 6: calendar is absolutely, I mean, it's priceless.
Speaker 5: We've got something in four weeks and we're very excited, don't.
Speaker 3: We exactly, and that has kept us afloat difficult.
Speaker 6: It's a life jacket and the turbulence seas twenty twenty,
Speaker 6: so lane Way could become your life jacket. We're going
Speaker 6: to get Christmas all that kind of stuff. So it's
Speaker 6: one hundred and thirty three days away. That's nineteen weeks.
Speaker 3: Now. Another way that I take care of my mental
Speaker 3: health is therapy. And between now and lane Way, I'll
Speaker 3: be spending four thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars on therapy.
Speaker 3: Now that's significantly it's been that much on therapy, significantly
Speaker 3: more expensive than flights to Auklan and some Laneway tickets.
Speaker 4: Exactly. You've literally already saved four one hundred dollars.
Speaker 11: Now, let me break this down for you as well
Speaker 11: as someone who went to Laneway last year and had
Speaker 11: such an incredible time. This year, we've got twenty three
Speaker 11: artists on the lineup, so an easy girl math number there.
Speaker 11: It's only twenty eight dollars per artist for a concert.
Speaker 4: That is so see Chapel Roane. That's insane, that's fame.
Speaker 11: And Chapel Roane is a ninety minute set that is
Speaker 11: a full concert.
Speaker 4: Basically, how many dollars.
Speaker 5: Per minute for Champel Roone that's good value.
Speaker 11: Let me tell you I've worked out dollars permanent for
Speaker 11: the festival so you can be there for nine hours,
Speaker 11: which is what we basically did last year. That's a
Speaker 11: dollar twenty a minute for including your flights in a colm.
Speaker 11: I've worked out that number, so that's dividing the nine
Speaker 11: hours by the six fifty. A dollar twenty a minute
Speaker 11: is like I spend that just walking to the toilet.
Speaker 4: You know, I know, because she drops so low character
Speaker 4: of video games.
Speaker 11: She's yeah, to me, that's basically for your dollar twenty
Speaker 11: a minute. But I know, car, when you've worked out
Speaker 11: some more money, for.
Speaker 4: A dollar twenty is crazy. Actually, exactly.
Speaker 3: And also you know who doesn't come to New Zealand
Speaker 3: very often, Chapel Rome.
Speaker 10: This would be the first time she's been in our country.
Speaker 10: She also doesn't tour a lot. She does very minimal touring.
Speaker 10: A lot of the time it's for festivals. So if
Speaker 10: we look at the cost of what it would cost
Speaker 10: to go to Chapel at Lollapalooza next year around the
Speaker 10: same time, firstly for a one day ticket, so that's
Speaker 10: just one day, three hundred and fifty New Zealand dollars.
Speaker 4: I'm sending that to my max. Where is this?
Speaker 3: This is an Argentina fly?
Speaker 5: Wait, but are you putting are you minusing a tax for.
Speaker 3: Hot person at laneway?
Speaker 1: One hot?
Speaker 4: Will there be sufficient red meat at laneway?
Speaker 3: Because for me to deduct from the savings one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars hot tax.
Speaker 4: Yes, actually on Argentinian minus one hundred from her savings.
Speaker 10: And so those flights to Argentina are roughly at the
Speaker 10: moment two thousand, three hundred dollars more than flights to Walklint.
Speaker 10: And then also, of course you've got to look accommodation.
Speaker 10: I looked at some generic accommodation is about one hundred
Speaker 10: and ten dollars per night. We're there for three and
Speaker 10: you're possibly there for three maybe more. You add that up,
Speaker 10: you've saved at least three thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Just because you didn't go to Argentina.
Speaker 4: Where else was she going to see Chapel going.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so if you put together the savings that live,
Speaker 6: you're not going to spend on therapy and you're going
Speaker 6: to save on this huge Argentina trip that obviously you
Speaker 6: would have taken to see Chapel Rohan if you weren't
Speaker 6: going to lane Way. And beside the fact that it's
Speaker 6: basically free. So I've deducted the cost of Laneway off.
Speaker 6: You've actually saved yourself. Well, you'll lose sorry, live seven thousand,
Speaker 6: seven hundred dollars if you don't buy this Laneway ticket.
Speaker 3: Can you afford be throwing away seven thousand dollars? Willy
Speaker 3: and or nilly? No, I don't have seven thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: Well calculated that you.
Speaker 6: Do if you don't actually insane, Well, you're just going
Speaker 6: to chuck that away? That's insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there a waste.
Speaker 11: I'm definitely going to have to get lane Way tickets.
Speaker 1: How could I not make money exactly.
Speaker 3: Crisis, you're going to throw away seven thousand dollars. You're
Speaker 3: basically making money by going.
Speaker 6: You are, do you know what also makes it basically free?
Speaker 6: Live what we're going to double pass for you?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 3: Really we had all along.
Speaker 4: This was a waste of time, like.
Speaker 3: You have to go now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally making.
Speaker 9: So much money.
Speaker 3: It seems, doesn't it When you break it down like that,
Speaker 3: it's actually you're going to make more money now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're more money.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, congratulations live a double pass to a
Speaker 3: lane way.
Speaker 4: Congratulations, Thank you so much. Power of girl math. It's
Speaker 4: a beautiful thing.
Speaker 3: Get on, get on and books and flights to day
Speaker 3: right now, because yeah, four hundred bucks is pretty cheap.
Speaker 4: Is fine when you've literally just made seven thousand dollars?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing that right now.
Speaker 4: Well done, dead ms fledged Vaughn and Haley.
Speaker 6: Yesterday when I was out and make extreme bushwalk around
Speaker 6: the Herpie domain west with the foot path around a
Speaker 6: rugby field.
Speaker 3: Basically around soccer fields and crooked green yea.
Speaker 4: Animal trees really no, there were quite a lot of trees.
Speaker 4: Do you know what there was born?
Speaker 6: I did think of you there was a guy flying
Speaker 6: those planes those like kind of like large toy planes, remote.
Speaker 3: Control control ones, crash toy planes, remote control aircraft.
Speaker 6: Remote control aircraft crash and actually saw a very like
Speaker 6: elegant and very skilled landing.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, gorgeous that rules bro.
Speaker 6: It was really fun to watch anyway, But I'm I
Speaker 6: Basically what I've done is I have guys. What I've
Speaker 6: done is I've neglected myself for the last six months
Speaker 6: and I've not really been to the gym, and i
Speaker 6: haven't given really much key is about this body of mine.
Speaker 6: And yesterday was the reset, including this extreme Ofstrea nature hike.
Speaker 5: That wasn't being a little harsh. You've been to the
Speaker 5: German a lot.
Speaker 6: We've done we have a lot, but not as much,
Speaker 6: not with not with a lot of focus or intended.
Speaker 6: I was resetting yesterday. I've been feeling great and I
Speaker 6: I did that classic thing where I got into my
Speaker 6: car used today my gym bag wasn't there, so I
Speaker 6: drive out home and then I'm never going to come
Speaker 6: back into the gym.
Speaker 3: I was like, it was weird because I did go
Speaker 3: to the gym to see you at the gym after
Speaker 3: you said I'll see you there, and you were there
Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, well that's a great recon
Speaker 3: great start. Hence the extreme bush hike up that mountain
Speaker 3: that is who by domain.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I drove past something as I was approaching this
Speaker 6: walk of mine and I said, I think that's the
Speaker 6: answer to my problems. And it was a building and
Speaker 6: it's out close to my house and I was like,
Speaker 6: that's a bit great for when I don't you want
Speaker 6: to stay in town.
Speaker 4: And so I've signed up for a Reformer pilates or former.
Speaker 5: And wait, is that the one on the machine?
Speaker 6: Yeah, the big slidey widey machines. Because I here's how
Speaker 6: I justified it, just to carry on the theme of
Speaker 6: girl mas.
Speaker 9: Wait, so you just.
Speaker 5: Signed up already.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but didn't our gym just announce they've got one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but you're a day that Reformer Pilarates, the.
Speaker 6: One Lis Mills where we go has just announced a
Speaker 6: new market. They've opened a booutique thing adjacent to the
Speaker 6: gym that has Reformer pilates.
Speaker 3: And then they're not checking that into nothing, they're starting it.
Speaker 3: They're starting it free to get people addicted. But it's
Speaker 3: actually convenient to classes. These are the stretchy classes. It's
Speaker 3: not stretchy reformer pilates. I've seen the goals. I've seen
Speaker 3: the girls.
Speaker 4: Who parts machines look a bit like, yeah they do.
Speaker 4: My had one.
Speaker 3: They were invented like to rehab World War two Soul
Speaker 3: World were one soldiers.
Speaker 6: One because she's got back injuries, so she bought one
Speaker 6: for her house. And every time people come over, the
Speaker 6: pats and Craig, wait, did.
Speaker 3: You do this because it was yesterday I showed you
Speaker 3: the hot Columbian on it.
Speaker 11: No, no, no no.
Speaker 3: But I had a friend doing reformer plarties and I
Speaker 3: showed Hala. I was like, look how stretchy this person is.
Speaker 6: Look how hot anyone who does pilarates is. And that's
Speaker 6: what I want to be the hot pilarates gal. So
Speaker 6: I signed up, but I'm so scared. And I wondered, Vaughan,
Speaker 6: if you wanted to come to the first one with me,
Speaker 6: because it's.
Speaker 4: Like it's like a trial.
Speaker 7: You just go.
Speaker 6: You wouldn't have to pay, and it's like, wouldn't that
Speaker 6: be a fun friend thing to do and get like
Speaker 6: more fit and then more like stretchy, bendy strength there
Speaker 6: and be like hot girls in our little like socks
Speaker 6: and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the mics.
Speaker 4: It's working.
Speaker 3: I just because I'm shy to go on my own
Speaker 3: try something new.
Speaker 4: Wins the pilarates on the on the TV. It's the
Speaker 4: reformer that makes the girls point the machine.
Speaker 3: Are you sure it's not the fact that they're also
Speaker 3: doing other stuff at the gym though as well.
Speaker 4: I'm still gonna be doing stuff as well.
Speaker 3: But this is when I hit out with because there
Speaker 3: seems like the version of just buying some shakes of
Speaker 3: an infomercial and hoping you'll know.
Speaker 6: This is not the same as part of you know,
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, I'm not thinking I'm going to turn
Speaker 6: up and do a little bit of plants and somehow.
Speaker 3: I mean, I would say my flexibility is my weakness. Yes, same, yeah, O,
Speaker 3: my god, you you should come out with us, the
Speaker 3: three of us, because you can't even touch you to.
Speaker 5: I don't go out with you guys.
Speaker 7: Love.
Speaker 5: It's scary.
Speaker 3: It's pretty rough as gup, just because before you get
Speaker 3: to do the actual like coach sessions, you do one
Speaker 3: lesson where they teach you how to use the machine.
Speaker 4: Because that's the daunting, but the straps and the and
Speaker 4: the boxes and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: Stretched by myself for a few weeks to then go
Speaker 3: people back, the cleaner gets there.
Speaker 5: I need to do before I do below.
Speaker 3: Someone just said, come on, get your list on, because
Speaker 3: we you can't just wear shorts, yogur is stuff stretches.
Speaker 3: Because that's worry is. I don't have the yoga shorts
Speaker 3: or the pilarates pants. So many leggings you guys could
Speaker 3: borrow and then we'll just see the pouch.
Speaker 4: I want one of those. I want them scrunchy. I
Speaker 4: want the scrunchy pants.
Speaker 3: Rush.
Speaker 4: I've got rush, but the ones that left right, Okay,
Speaker 4: we can get some right well, But I.
Speaker 6: Know that this feels like I've sidestepped from my skateboarding
Speaker 6: that I've vowed to do.
Speaker 3: But I actually have an update on that for tomorrow.
Speaker 3: The skateboarding, it's all part of the core string.
Speaker 6: And again, I just want to reassure a warning that
Speaker 6: I have issued before but then forgot about just reassuring
Speaker 6: I'm about to get very hot.
Speaker 4: Just a warning for everyone listening, everyone looking.
Speaker 5: That's what they say.
Speaker 3: If you want to take a journey to health, you've
Speaker 3: got to tell everybody because then you've told everybody.
Speaker 4: You know I'm going to do this.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm going to run a half marathon, and
Speaker 3: there's accountability there.
Speaker 4: This is what I have yours.
Speaker 3: I'm going to skateboard two pilates and that is the
Speaker 3: woman I want to be, right join me vorn on
Speaker 3: this mussure sounds like you don't want to be hot.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to say it. So many doesn't want
Speaker 4: to be hot. Sounds like.
Speaker 3: Whole life, which summed up really well. I need to
Speaker 3: do some at home. Polartis before.
Speaker 4: Public, pre shaved, before the wax before Okay, play ms
Speaker 4: fletched Vaughn and Haley.
Speaker 8: Plays Ms.
Speaker 4: Fletch one and Haley.
Speaker 2: Fact of the Day, Day Day day day, Yeah, do
Speaker 2: do do do do do do do do do.
Speaker 4: Do do.
Speaker 3: Today's this week's Effect of the Day theme is units
Speaker 3: have been specific to an item, and today I want
Speaker 3: to tell you about the long hundred. Okay, and he
Speaker 3: guesses as to what the long hundred is A unit
Speaker 3: of measurement for the long hundred, long hundred.
Speaker 4: Something to do with a ship. Nope, that's edible product,
Speaker 4: and a long one hundred is one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 4: They will give you the clue that it's some of
Speaker 4: that comes in a dozen eggs Bengo Bakers.
Speaker 1: Eggs, eggs.
Speaker 3: A long hundred is an old British market term for
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty eggs because people wanted to buy
Speaker 3: the eggs and a dozen. Oh yeah, but so ten
Speaker 3: lots of a dozen is one hundred and twenty. They
Speaker 3: call it the long hundred. Oh okay, you can still
Speaker 3: buy eggs and a long hundred. Well, I only see
Speaker 3: those big trays you get. Yeah, I love and saving
Speaker 3: thirty tray. Yeah, thirty thirty six. Thirty six be square
Speaker 3: of twenty five, but I think it's thirty thirty. It's
Speaker 3: a tray of thirty eggs. Yeah, So the long hundred
Speaker 3: is one hundred and twenty eggs. And then I was
Speaker 3: just like looking at eggs and some some things about
Speaker 3: by the way, the chickens are laying again. And at
Speaker 3: the weekend I sold four dozen eggs on my market,
Speaker 3: on my on my little trolley that I put on
Speaker 3: the side of the road.
Speaker 4: Can we get something free?
Speaker 5: You know it's going to say, like it's mine a.
Speaker 4: Mile to trade your limes. Trade?
Speaker 3: Yeah, great, trade, I've got some I can trade you
Speaker 3: some city pigeons.
Speaker 4: I don't want city pigeons.
Speaker 5: Trap them stew man.
Speaker 4: No, and then you can feed them to I don't know,
Speaker 4: some animals, or use them on the farm.
Speaker 5: City pigeons.
Speaker 4: I don't want city pigeons. What are you going to
Speaker 4: use them for? They actually don't serve a use. I
Speaker 4: don't have anything else to.
Speaker 3: Be part of a trade.
Speaker 4: How many attempts it took to actually make pigeons city pigeons?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Listen to a.
Speaker 4: Podcast about like how pigeons made city pigeons because they
Speaker 4: need to be held account I know, I.
Speaker 3: Know they to introduce them to metropolitan areas, and it
Speaker 3: took like five rock hard goes before some purgeons only stuck.
Speaker 4: And then of course now we can't get.
Speaker 3: Rid of the butm no, I've got some kicking outside
Speaker 3: of my I need to get some poison? Can I
Speaker 3: am I legally allowed to do that? Because wasn't there
Speaker 3: a cafe that got in trouble for doing that?
Speaker 4: What do you mean, shush poison?
Speaker 5: I can't poison.
Speaker 3: Pictures its targeted poisoning or culing, that's fine, But if
Speaker 3: you just chuck poison seed out.
Speaker 4: Well, and Nellie, you're going you can't peck who you're killing.
Speaker 3: But there's no kiddy do outside my because they ate
Speaker 3: the poison meant for their meant for their boring cousins. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: So then I was looking at eggs and and and
Speaker 3: if you've seen like size sex sized seven size, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a science quain. I always get
Speaker 3: sized seven eggs at least at least I'll have an eight.
Speaker 3: And do you know what, I don't buy a mixed.
Speaker 3: I don't mind they if you over on a mixed,
Speaker 3: because there is a secret there are all sixes.
Speaker 4: Here's a second.
Speaker 3: When I would buy eggs, I don't buy because I
Speaker 3: have chickens. But when I would buy eggs open in
Speaker 3: the midst grade. I opened up three different dozen of
Speaker 3: mixed rays and do a switch.
Speaker 4: You know what I saw?
Speaker 3: I saw some shocking behavior at the supermarket yesterday.
Speaker 4: I did the shop. I saw some shocking behavior because
Speaker 4: I did the shop to we just shop at different ones.
Speaker 4: I go back and save.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Hayley's a snob.
Speaker 1: She goes.
Speaker 4: Darling.
Speaker 3: I saw some shocking behavior yesterday. There was a woman
Speaker 3: and the you know the potatoes you get that. I
Speaker 3: haven't been like washed.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She was like scraping the dirt off the potatoes using
Speaker 3: the sign that told you the potato.
Speaker 4: She was like she didn't want to pay to pay
Speaker 4: for the dirt. Kind of on board for me.
Speaker 3: Just use your hands. Yeah, that's order scraping the dirt.
Speaker 3: The dirty ones are cheaper than the clean ones.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: Someone was molesting all of the broccoli because the broccoli
Speaker 3: wasn't on weight.
Speaker 4: It was just like two for five dollars. Oh yes,
Speaker 4: you've got to find the fatih all the broccoli and
Speaker 4: they were like rolling it.
Speaker 3: And then I saw the same behavior at the cauliflower
Speaker 3: in Australia. They have problems because they charged per kg
Speaker 3: for the broccoli and people snap off the stalks, which.
Speaker 5: I would do with stalks are actually very nutrients.
Speaker 3: Actually put them in a stir for I always cut down,
Speaker 3: roast up, sho shove the outside off off.
Speaker 4: That's your problem and roast those up. Those are delicious.
Speaker 3: But anyway, back to eggs size. Sexes have to be
Speaker 3: fifty fifty three grands. Yeah, sevens have to be sixty
Speaker 3: two and eights have to be sixty eight. It's a weight,
Speaker 3: not a size, right, Okay, you might have a heavier ear.
Speaker 3: That's why because I do three eggs for scrambled eggs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's too many for me.
Speaker 6: So if I've got a max, I'll go two and
Speaker 6: then find a small right, So then I'm two and
Speaker 6: a half and.
Speaker 4: Now I feel bad. I always put four eggs per
Speaker 4: person is online the gains. Yeah, you're good, bro, you're fine.
Speaker 4: Got the games you think? That's that's.
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 5: That's three two each?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: One two?
Speaker 3: One's got the guns listeners, you're missing out on seeing
Speaker 3: Vaughn's guns.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 3: That's our that's our little tree as being here. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's an in person tree. But I know, I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm scrambling too many eggs. No, you're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe the fourth one could just be an
Speaker 3: egg white.
Speaker 4: I feel like you lose a lot of scramble. What
Speaker 4: do you mean if you poke?
Speaker 3: I couldn't sit down and eat four post eggs. I
Speaker 3: could absolutely could, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Friday.
Speaker 5: It's different when it's scrambled a you lose some somewhere.
Speaker 4: Because like the meat of the white is softened by
Speaker 4: I don't know yeah, I think it's evaporation.
Speaker 6: Or eggs are great today, Yes, eggs for lunch. Actually,
Speaker 6: I've got some roast vegetables. I'll do an omelet with
Speaker 6: roast vegetables. Yeah, a bit of fita and bacon.
Speaker 11: Good.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't do bacon. You don't do bacon. I
Speaker 4: love bacon. Time for bacon. I love bacon.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 3: Today's fact today in the units of measurements specific to
Speaker 3: an item is the long one hunt is the long hundred,
Speaker 3: Where one hundred and twenty eggs I called a long hundred.
Speaker 4: Fact of the day, day day day day?
Speaker 3: Do do do do? You've absolutely unleashed chaos with this
Speaker 3: poisoning the pigeons.
Speaker 5: Why was Obviously it was in jest when I said
Speaker 5: that in jest.
Speaker 3: Someone said were bought, were bought poisonous peas to kill
Speaker 3: the pigeons. Yeah, and but they died in our chimney.
Speaker 3: They went into the chimney and that's where they died.
Speaker 5: Well, I have a chimney. Somebody else is why Santa
Speaker 5: doesn't come?
Speaker 4: Please, please don't poison the pigeons.
Speaker 3: I'm a vetnus and we have cats come in with
Speaker 3: poisoning from ingesting poisoned bits that we've had to euthanize
Speaker 3: the cats. Oh no, I can use a deterrent to
Speaker 3: get rid of the pigeons. And someone else said, there's
Speaker 3: a product called hot foot, and it will deter the
Speaker 3: pigeons from just standing around.
Speaker 7: It's hot.
Speaker 4: I know some people that could do a little bit
Speaker 4: of a hot foot.
Speaker 5: Hot you should name those people.
Speaker 4: Now, you stop sitting around, get out of there.
Speaker 1: Hot foot plays it. Ms Fletchborn and Haley.
Speaker 6: Want to know right now what you did just for
Speaker 6: the story, just to be able to say, guys, guess
Speaker 6: what I did. Yeah, we were yarning, yes, because we
Speaker 6: were talking ABOUTDD celebrity crushes, and then someone messaging Danny
Speaker 6: DeVitto and I said, absolutely, I.
Speaker 4: Would just for the yarn. I think there's a few
Speaker 4: people too, but.
Speaker 5: Put yourself in someone like Danny DeVito's shoes.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you get to say on the matter. You
Speaker 4: I mean, you then find out that somebody did this
Speaker 4: just for the yarn, You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like that can't feel good.
Speaker 4: I would be.
Speaker 3: Mortified if I found out that someone you got to
Speaker 3: sleep with someone hot, and then you find out later,
Speaker 3: oh that person that hot personally slept with me for
Speaker 3: the story.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't care.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not caring.
Speaker 4: Absolutely take you got to sleep with a hot person?
Speaker 3: Boo, sorry sorry were wear baby, baby, stop buying stopping
Speaker 3: a little bit?
Speaker 4: Is it's not just it's no, no, it's not hook ups.
Speaker 3: It could have been like going somewhere you wouldn't normally go,
Speaker 3: because there could be a story in this for me
Speaker 3: attending an event that you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Yes, when someone says, hey, do you want to come
Speaker 4: to this thing and you're like you.
Speaker 3: When there was the Erotica Expo, do you want the
Speaker 3: Erotica speak in the day year, they like, I'm again
Speaker 3: in for six stuff?
Speaker 4: Yeah I probably worked, remember yeah, yeah we were what
Speaker 4: a place to go?
Speaker 5: Just went for the arm.
Speaker 3: What about like you get invited into like a celebrities
Speaker 3: house or a celebrities party.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I'm just going to go for the young.
Speaker 6: I remember I went to high school with a Victoria's
Speaker 6: Secret model and my friend was over there visiting her
Speaker 6: just a key we gow and the Victorias Secret model
Speaker 6: was like, do you want to come to this person's house?
Speaker 6: And my friend was like absolutely for a good Yeah,
Speaker 6: I can't say, but the thing she saw, you.
Speaker 4: Can't say it's no.
Speaker 3: I can't just turn the night turns off and tell
Speaker 3: us in confidance. Okay, okay, yeah, what the table.
Speaker 4: Was Microsoft, Yeah, we're gonna knew that it was a
Speaker 4: mountain in sushi. But she was like it was so good.
Speaker 4: She was like, I don't really want to do it.
Speaker 4: But then she went she was like, what a great
Speaker 4: yard that I went to. Yeeah, and it was a
Speaker 4: mountain of sushi on the table, on the table.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is what we want to know from you.
Speaker 3: This morning, I went hundred dance at him nine six
Speaker 3: nine six, and the tis oh my god. Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: great stories. What did you do for the story? What
Speaker 3: did you do for the story?
Speaker 4: Just to have a good story to tell? This was
Speaker 4: a great example. Maybe you ate something to read.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll read it because I'm just like I I
Speaker 3: can see myself getting swept up in somebody this. I
Speaker 3: taste the dog when I was in China because it
Speaker 3: was already cooked. They specifically killed it for me. I
Speaker 3: just ate it and it was already there, and I
Speaker 3: was just like, I guess I'm gonna taste dog and
Speaker 3: we're going to take a like curiosity, right, curiosity cat
Speaker 3: or whoever was cocking the dog killed the dog.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if there was a little bit of a human
Speaker 6: elobe on a plate, we don't know how it got
Speaker 6: through it, and someone had seen it with garlic and herbs,
Speaker 6: we're having a noble rat.
Speaker 4: No, we're not, hailey, We are a little just to
Speaker 4: be like army hammers here. Yeah, if you.
Speaker 6: If you're one of those people that got stretchers, you know,
Speaker 6: as a teenager and at this place, more kicks message.
Speaker 3: I slept with a stripper after him my friend's hens do. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 3: I would like to know, like fro, this is maybe
Speaker 3: a topic from day A guy's gonna do that regardless
Speaker 3: of the stories. Good, yeah, good, Yeah, But I would
Speaker 3: like to know from male strippers how often the hens
Speaker 3: do doesn't end with a little hanky panky with someone
Speaker 3: that was yeh yeh. I reckon all the time. I
Speaker 3: reckon way more often than female strippers sleeping with someone on.
Speaker 3: Females are professionals and men, regardless of occupation. Pieces of ship,
Speaker 3: keep your tickets coming in nine six nine sex talking
Speaker 3: about the things that you've done just for the story.
Speaker 4: Just for the yarn really none of mine, I can say.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, don't ask me.
Speaker 4: Okay, story, so you did things for the story, but
Speaker 4: the story is so you can't share the story.
Speaker 3: I would share them to privately, privately, but says like
Speaker 3: a podcast, Yeah, did you write down my noise, my
Speaker 3: idea for a podcast? Noises? Now, if that's a good
Speaker 3: tease for you listening to the show right now, we
Speaker 3: will be recording this podcast at some stage. Oh God,
Speaker 3: listen to that noises A little bit of pod shout out,
Speaker 3: shout out a little bit of pods as a podcast.
Speaker 4: It's just for the podcast part. No, it's not on
Speaker 4: the radio.
Speaker 6: Okay, Jesus, someone message is saying it the Oha Cooney,
Speaker 6: Marti Gras. About ten years ago, the weather was appalling
Speaker 6: and a mud wrestling pit started.
Speaker 4: A few cops decided to enter the circle.
Speaker 6: We assumed to show a bit of authority, but they
Speaker 6: became fear game and I taggled one. It was quickly arrested,
Speaker 6: but lead off later. But good yarns Martie Grand tackled
Speaker 6: a cop.
Speaker 5: We don't do that for the story, Claudia, what did
Speaker 5: you do just for the yarn?
Speaker 7: Hey, I was having dinner with my friend and we
Speaker 7: booked a mystery holiday and then our location was revealed
Speaker 7: and it was place called Dessertion in Poland, and we
Speaker 7: had no luggage and we went for four days and
Speaker 7: they spoke no English there and it was.
Speaker 4: But just for the story, you were, I'm going to
Speaker 4: do this? Yeah, yeah, wow was it worth doing?
Speaker 3: Look, I wouldn't go back.
Speaker 7: Not a lot to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, mystery holidays you just feel like you're getting
Speaker 3: the seats that they can't sells in the day too.
Speaker 4: A mystery weekend, this is timely. By the way, Mum
Speaker 4: and Dad did a mystery weekend. They're in teams right now.
Speaker 10: I like.
Speaker 5: It's great to stop off on the way.
Speaker 3: For what they spend the whole day, you say, Matar,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 4: A great mystery weekend. Locations Fames is not it's not.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: You stay there if you're going to do the pinnacles.
Speaker 3: Coming up, so as good if you're a gang member
Speaker 3: and you need to dispose of a body in an
Speaker 3: old gold shaft. But other than that, no, yeah, said
Speaker 3: They went to Gloria Veil for dinner and a show,
Speaker 3: just for the yarn.
Speaker 4: It wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.
Speaker 6: Yeah, mechanism of awkward sarcasm didn't go down down well,
Speaker 6: and I thought it was creepy.
Speaker 3: A yeah, I've heard that as well, people like we
Speaker 3: all watched those first couple of documentaries having a bit
Speaker 3: of a chocolate glory most production money though, way don't.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying someone's aiming for a bloody main role
Speaker 3: in the glory of production. Jesus tristuper star every.
Speaker 4: Year, though, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I slept with the best men at both of my
Speaker 3: cousin's weddings. The last one is now my partner. So
Speaker 3: failed getting to sleep with all of the best means.
Speaker 3: I did it for the story and a four pack
Speaker 3: of peach arches as a bit.
Speaker 4: Remember Peach.
Speaker 3: That was my introduction to the alcohol world.
Speaker 4: They still do them. No, No, there's an Indian place
Speaker 4: down the road for me that still has You can't
Speaker 4: call them your gate. It's the restaurant. It still has
Speaker 4: the sna different.
Speaker 3: It was the Archer's Peach, but I made peach snap.
Speaker 3: What happens if you collect no when you go to
Speaker 3: a liquor store. I used to like when websites transferred
Speaker 3: you to something funny.
Speaker 4: You for it, Eukelodeon.
Speaker 3: I hopped up with a bouncer to get into the
Speaker 3: six sixty after party. We were keckt out for drinking
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 4: Champagne. Did it for the story? Yeah? Wow, somebody here?
Speaker 5: Did you sleep with?
Speaker 4: How and that not? They slipped?
Speaker 3: Slip?
Speaker 9: Did they?
Speaker 4: I assume they just passed them. Oh right, I just
Speaker 4: said hooked up. Okay, hooked up? Yeah, not all the way?
Speaker 4: Maybe right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't think they were a way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a bounce of georgery. He's going to pay the
Speaker 3: I jumped the fence at the festival.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 3: I thought this is going to be a great story.
Speaker 3: When I was jumping the fence, part of my leg
Speaker 3: got caught on the fence.
Speaker 4: And it just tore it up real bad. I've got
Speaker 4: permanent scars. Great story though.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The key is to tunnel into a festival weeks
Speaker 3: before borrow borrow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've started my Yeah, RNA tunnel four.
Speaker 3: You're starting on the wrong side of the Crown Range though,
Speaker 3: you're That tunnel is going to take you forever, take
Speaker 3: you forever. I don't know think I'm I'm just going
Speaker 3: to read. I'm going to just stormy for time. I
Speaker 3: just got to pre read this one.
Speaker 4: Great break.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: No, I'm also just having a I like to keep
Speaker 4: up with it in case he doesn't read it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some wild stories.
Speaker 3: I was at a club in Melbourne with my best
Speaker 3: friend who was a girls trip. We're close to the
Speaker 3: VIP section and this guy was in there showing interest
Speaker 3: to me and it was kind of like waving me over.
Speaker 3: And he was with Usain Bolt oh Man, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm going to do this with a story,
Speaker 3: and I started walking. I got really scared and I
Speaker 3: turned around and walked away. Every day, every day, every day,
Speaker 3: these were these same bottles that safe to assume he's
Speaker 3: also a Jamaican sprinter.
Speaker 4: And what he's got his pants is just making.
Speaker 3: Me greasy some respect place. The noise you'd make if
Speaker 3: you you know, Yeah, stay tuned for the podcast. That's
Speaker 3: the podcast The noise you want to hear when you
Speaker 3: show someone your genitals at the first time.
Speaker 4: Shivers guys ten out of ten podcasts that one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think two of us were ten out of ten
Speaker 4: and one of us wasn't or who was that? Which one?
Speaker 4: We'll just leave that. We'll just leave it. Well.
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Speaker 7: You don't know.
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