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Speaker 1: Pleas and Haley's little bit of pod. Great things are

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Speaker 1: brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to a little bit of pod, Hailey A way back tomorrow. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and to the producers birthday pop for this little bit

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Speaker 1: of pod to produce a jarrot. Ohoy, Yes, that's a

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Speaker 1: great because you guys are rots now, aren't you.

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Speaker 2: We're pirates, that's correct, but a boy is also good morning,

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Speaker 2: good evening or afternoon.

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Speaker 1: On the pirates thing that we've got this quiz coming

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Speaker 1: up at your school, the fundraiser. Sorry to go on

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Speaker 1: about charity again, but it's a major fundraiser for your

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Speaker 1: kids primary school because the things that happened in that hall.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, we're sticky for We're we're going as pirates.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Who's organizing the costumes because I haven't done

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Speaker 1: individual pirates after each pirate, I don't know what. I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna got to look sharp and I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: fake hands.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to look sharp after work today, yeah.

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Speaker 1: By a hot yeah yeah strip. How are you going

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Speaker 1: to amputate your leg to make the wooden leg?

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Speaker 3: Well you can't fake it because that's canceled all So

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Speaker 3: you have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you have pirate culture.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's this week's final rankings is whether or

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Speaker 3: not do I chop the left or do I chop

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Speaker 3: the right?

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Speaker 1: Okay, left, don't go left? Dominant, keep your dominant? Okay,

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Speaker 1: well that's good. What the pirates wear? Can the pirates

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Speaker 1: wear as color T shirts and jeans? They wear striped

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Speaker 1: as colored T shirts and jeans.

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Speaker 2: Black sworded sword, the eye patch your hat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Are you allowed to take a sword on an

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Speaker 1: anti public bus? I've got to get to Yes, as

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Speaker 1: long as a place train. Okay, play six? Sheathed?

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Speaker 2: Actually sheathed that sword before you took it anywhere?

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Speaker 1: Right? Okay, sorry, Jared on with you?

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Speaker 3: That's all good.

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Speaker 1: What do you have? Why are we crossing? Jared? Story?

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Speaker 1: I got a story.

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Speaker 3: I went to the driving range.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been to the driving range since vorn You

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Speaker 1: had your first baby, Indy, Yes, twelve and a half

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Speaker 1: years ago. That's the last time I went to a

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Speaker 1: golf driving range was twelve and a half years ago.

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Speaker 3: Why was the driving range part of.

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Speaker 2: The Because I was supposed to go it was white

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Speaker 2: tonguey weekend. I was supposed to go and play golf

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Speaker 2: with my mom.

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Speaker 1: And then Shadow wasn't feeling super well and I said

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Speaker 1: to Mom, Haylock, maybe I'll pass, I'll stay, and Shadows like,

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Speaker 1: I feel bad because you're gonna play golf, and what

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Speaker 1: the boys? I said, it was my mom, She's so

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Speaker 1: when the driving range instead with Marty? Yeah yeah, me

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Speaker 1: and Mary yeah yeah. And then you found out after.

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Speaker 2: And then that was the night that was a Sunday,

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Speaker 2: and then Sunday night it.

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Speaker 1: Was I've been able to golf since I retired that

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Speaker 1: day and She's just he.

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Speaker 2: Tried Slice of a Woman's vagina as a friend.

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Speaker 1: Enough to hang up my hired club from that driving range.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I ended up and there I ended

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Speaker 2: up in the sand trap.

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Speaker 1: No, so, how did you go with the driving range?

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Speaker 1: Because I bloody love it. I'm terrible at golf.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm about the same. I quite like going there.

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Speaker 3: I'm not great at it, but I figured out how

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Speaker 3: to be better at it this time. Oh how there

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Speaker 3: was a bar just next to it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, goson.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we were drinking responsibly. My showfriend Sam, I've claimed

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Speaker 3: he's a showfriend because I'm on the show and he's

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Speaker 3: my friend. Okay, Cheffy, So Sam and I sank some

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Speaker 3: booze and then went down to the driving range and

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Speaker 3: just whacked a few balls like.

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Speaker 2: Darts or Paul or anything, just a couple of couple

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Speaker 2: of quiet beers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it had been a while since i'd picked

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Speaker 3: up the old clubs.

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Speaker 1: Does this driving range have like you put two hands.

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Speaker 2: On a shaft?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it had like the range signs, But I didn't

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Speaker 3: have like tar.

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Speaker 1: Because when I love when they put a beat up car.

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Speaker 3: Or first, it didn't have anything to aim man.

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, Te's there.

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Speaker 3: So we're whacking balls, surprising ourselves with how well we're

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Speaker 3: doing one yep.

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Speaker 1: And we're just whacking each other off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, whacking each other off, playing with each other's balls.

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Speaker 1: I should I should go back to the drive.

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Speaker 3: We're wanting and we're whacking each other and a little

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Speaker 3: man hops in a little tractor. Oh yeah, and the

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Speaker 3: ball collector does his when.

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Speaker 1: They're in there, like caged kind of right on whatever

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, you've got to do that job because

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Speaker 1: you come from a golfing background, don't you.

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Speaker 3: Scary?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very scary. Who was I talking to recently that

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Speaker 1: used to have a gator John Deere thing and that

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Speaker 1: was the drive and range thing. They went and they

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Speaker 1: towed it. They towed the trailer that picked up Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they said they had it in case the perspects

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Speaker 1: and when the sour the sound of the golf ball

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Speaker 1: heading the perspect every time scared the ship out of them.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I would have gone. I almost thought it

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Speaker 1: would have been a cage like welded onto the outside.

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Speaker 1: Is it perspec well the one?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think you want both. Yeah, I want the cage

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Speaker 1: of the balls go really fast and they could squeeze

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Speaker 1: their way through. I love that. It would be fun.

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Speaker 3: But did you have them well? I said ten points? Okay,

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Speaker 3: thinking mate, I haven't. I haven't been able to hit

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Speaker 3: the ball straight the whole day. Yeah, and first hurt

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Speaker 3: whack had the track over the hundred one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Feet hundred meter did you how did you get Did

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Speaker 1: you choke the club so I didn't get too much airball?

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Speaker 3: Now I figured out if I aligned my right thumb

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Speaker 3: with the E on the grip, that was my good hold.

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Speaker 1: So I just get it wound back and tiger Woods

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Speaker 1: over here.

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Speaker 3: I had that crust. You know that great odd sound.

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Speaker 2: Yeah sound, that's the best part.

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Speaker 3: You know you've heard it.

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Speaker 2: Well, when you hear the sound.

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Speaker 1: They should go to a driving range. Yeah that sounds fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe they could be an in of like Christmas thing.

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Speaker 1: I need to just loosen up the back before we

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Speaker 1: go next day.

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Speaker 2: The next day, the back is really going to feel

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Speaker 2: the driving range.

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Speaker 1: All those muscles that you haven't used like forever on

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Speaker 1: hundred balls.

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Speaker 3: One hundred balls twentyish bucks including the driver hiring.

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Speaker 1: Did they have the automatic thing that goes get on that?

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Speaker 3: It's rough when you're accidentally like you're lining up your

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Speaker 3: shot and you just knock it off and then you've

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Speaker 3: got to like bend down pick it up. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: I had the buggy and I got called a preck

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Speaker 3: for doing it.

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Speaker 1: It's good yeah yeah the buggy driver.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you just hear the tang of the ball hits

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Speaker 3: the bug and then.

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Speaker 1: I was chosen a different word like Preck's not enough.

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Speaker 3: It was an old mate. I feel like.

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Speaker 2: Another one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can tell he's already been told off

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Speaker 1: for calling people. It's probably what he's allowed to get

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Speaker 1: away with.

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Speaker 2: There's gonna be banned at the driving range. But also

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Speaker 2: what's he here for?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I wasn't aiming for him.

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Speaker 2: You just told us you were