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Speaker 1: From the Zidium Podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Hayley's It's a little Bit of Pod.

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Speaker 3: They're following Little Bit You off pot content scars language

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Speaker 3: six to fel Team is in content appropriation for younger listeners. Well,

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Speaker 3: if you don't visit, thank you.

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Speaker 2: If you don't speak Portugueze, listener, discretion is advised.

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Speaker 4: This podcast is not for little.

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Speaker 2: Well that is that is true. We are away on

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Speaker 2: Easter break. The Big Pod is returning in the live

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Speaker 2: show on Monday, the thirteenth of April. And just between us,

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Speaker 2: it's a question we ask on our Instagram. It's an

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Speaker 2: anonymous question box and today, why did you break up

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Speaker 2: with a friend?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Juice love that?

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Speaker 5: Why what happened? Friend? To the drugs and bad people?

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Speaker 5: And I wasn't about that?

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Speaker 2: Reads our first response.

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Speaker 4: Sad, you know, you can only do what you can do.

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Speaker 5: You only can do I broke up with my friend

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Speaker 5: because she sided with my workplace, bully reads another Oh okay,

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Speaker 5: that's not what you want. You want your friend to

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Speaker 5: be on your side?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're my friend my workplace.

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Speaker 5: Bully, Yeah, because I'm on your.

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Speaker 4: Side side and then dishing it out it's a nice

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Speaker 4: balance is.

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Speaker 5: Actually it's the and yang. My friend borrowed a dress

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Speaker 5: and never gave it back and then denied ever borrowing it.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, weird soul from you.

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Speaker 2: It is weird. Though, as you get older, you just

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Speaker 2: get you go quality over quantity of friends.

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Speaker 4: I can't be bothered with that. Yeah you know, yeah,

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Speaker 4: off your trot.

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Speaker 2: See some friends that just like just have to put

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Speaker 2: up with so much bullshit for friends, and you're just like,

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Speaker 2: get rid of these people out of your life.

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Speaker 4: What's the purpose of a friend. It's to make your

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Speaker 4: life more enriched and more fun.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're looking back and they're like, they drag this

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Speaker 5: person's been They blamed my kid.

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Speaker 4: I don't say that because flitch really dragon Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Women, you just sounds going to do your hdges again

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Speaker 2: today and he was like fuck again.

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Speaker 4: General at all bad. But the joy we provide is bigger.

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Speaker 2: Warner is helping me move a table after the show

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Speaker 2: and he's got to do my head just mate out

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Speaker 2: of control.

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Speaker 4: And actually it's a shameful it's taking you this long.

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Speaker 2: It's not to think with the dragon borne we drag.

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Speaker 4: At least it's not me.

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Speaker 2: At least you've got a free trip to Barley.

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Speaker 1: I'll just say that after table.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if it's Balley again, My I have to let

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Speaker 5: someone go. They blamed my kid for giving their kid

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Speaker 5: exma and wouldn't let it go. Now, I don't know

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Speaker 5: a lot about X.

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Speaker 4: That's not catchy. It's sure, isn't it's not contagious. No,

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Speaker 4: that's internal.

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Speaker 5: We know that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm an extra kid. No, that's internal. It's not

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Speaker 4: imagine that. Yes, athletes for Ye, it's as good.

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Speaker 5: I'm still on my lambisol though I'm not letting up.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Well, no showers at mine and clear not contagious. Can't

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Speaker 5: be spread through touching, shearing items, or any form of contact.

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Speaker 5: It's a chronic, non infectious inflammatory skin condition caused by genetics.

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Speaker 5: So that person doesn't need to be blood their friends

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Speaker 5: kid needs to be blaming their shitty parents. Anonymously, we asked,

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Speaker 5: why did you break up with a friend? They wanted

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Speaker 5: me to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend.

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Speaker 4: That'll make things awkward if you're not into it. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: hard to come back from there.

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Speaker 2: You've got to have an even number, otherwise someone's missing out.

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Speaker 2: So you go from two for six, eight ten in

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Speaker 2: twelve twelve.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's the golden number.

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Speaker 5: You've got two to have sexual someone's going to be

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Speaker 5: a bit fluid on the old Kinsey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, down back in idea, guys, just floating it.

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Speaker 1: So from two, so it's two or a dozen even numbers.

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Speaker 1: I walked in and I'm calling my wife the sea bo.

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Speaker 1: I'm never owned up to it, never apologized, and then ghosted.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, so no longer your wife though.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I broke I broke up with my friend. I

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Speaker 5: couldn't stand a demonic child. Oh yeah, fair, Yeah, that's wild.

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Speaker 5: A tea part didn't get to my dad's funeral because

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Speaker 5: he said he didn't know him.

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Speaker 4: Well, what the fuck?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 3: You know me?

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Speaker 4: You go for me?

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Speaker 2: You're going for your friends stuff?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, are you gonna come to my mum's You're not nooring?

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Speaker 5: Was boring?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's miserable.

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Speaker 2: Luckily a lot of them now have a zoom link.

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Speaker 5: Just saying I had to break up with a friend.

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Speaker 5: She was using me as an alibi so she could

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Speaker 5: have a fear.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, just going for a weekend away up north

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Speaker 2: with thingy? Yeah, whats his face?

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Speaker 4: Alibi?

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Speaker 5: Alibis tried to guilt me into being a surrogate.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's like, that's just not coming around to

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Speaker 2: Haley's hedges. That is cooking a baby.

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Speaker 5: I actually take hitges very seriously, a lot more seriously

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Speaker 5: than some people take la Later.

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Speaker 4: Can I borrow your bistle and your uterus?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wild. I mean to compliment that you'd be

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Speaker 2: a great human baby machine maker.

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Speaker 4: Totally.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I had to break up with a friend because

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Speaker 5: they got right into being a conspiracy theorist.

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Speaker 2: It's a shame, but people like that.

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Speaker 5: They hosted my eggs fiance Staggedo with there's new fiance

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Speaker 5: the woman he cheated on.

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Speaker 2: Me with Oh that's odd, that's odd. No, you shouldn't

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Speaker 2: do that.

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Speaker 4: You just say, look, no, I can't host that. I

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Speaker 4: can't host that, even if you're still friends of him.

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Speaker 5: I broke up with my friend. She cheated on her

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Speaker 5: boyfriend with a nineteen year old American. Now, no word

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Speaker 5: as to how old they were. A younger younger young.

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Speaker 2: Was the American though, but nineteen yeah and the accent.

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Speaker 4: Wait, this is for podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Are Americans listening now?

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Speaker 5: They can be?

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Speaker 4: And we love we love the your accent.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I do love the Californian accent.

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Speaker 4: California, California.

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Speaker 5: She sabotaged her marriage and then tried to sabotage mine.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, was she doing it with a bomb timed bomb?

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Speaker 5: That maybe sabotage. She's blown up my marriages and she's

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Speaker 5: blown hers up. So today is just between us, just

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Speaker 5: between us.

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Speaker 2: That's why you broke up

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Speaker 5: With friends and boy, you should have