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Speaker 1: Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio

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Speaker 1: show The HURDARKI breakfast podcast time.

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Speaker 2: For the podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's podcast trying to cast a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes you really have to fight. I don't know if

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Speaker 4: this actually should be on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Before you're right to party.

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Speaker 4: No, you have to fight your instincts and and I

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Speaker 4: and pulling back the curtain behind the scenes. And I

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Speaker 4: just did a wonderful read of three ads for an

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Speaker 4: unnamed company, but a little while ago, man, I might

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Speaker 4: because my instinct when you are reading the script is to.

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Speaker 3: You read along, is to read.

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Speaker 4: Along, which I think I should do, but to nod.

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Speaker 3: It's very distress. As I'm reading, he's like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: I mean, no, one listen to this.

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Speaker 2: He got that line right.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 5: He does the same thing to me when I read

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Speaker 5: the sport headlines, where he reads along and with me

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Speaker 5: just to make sure that I get the words right,

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Speaker 5: and then nods. And then if there's a mistake, you

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Speaker 5: will then go back, which would be in the script

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Speaker 5: maybe maybe maybe overack and.

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Speaker 2: Then correct it.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: I like that one, just the post correction.

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Speaker 4: I have to fight every instinct when you are reading

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Speaker 4: because I'm also I know that's what's that's what's so

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Speaker 4: distracted that I have to look just to.

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Speaker 2: Go about if you just listen and then you'll hear

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Speaker 2: if there's a mistake.

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Speaker 4: No, because I have to follow along because what if

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Speaker 4: he because ni Son is wonderfully natural every time he

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Speaker 4: reads it, but sometimes he might get a word wrong

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Speaker 4: and he might say it never happened in the middle

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Speaker 4: of it, what does happen?

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Speaker 3: But that happened a couple of years ago where I

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Speaker 3: was recording a few and I recorded them myself, and

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Speaker 3: I did the old A video just gone up about

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Speaker 3: fuck A videos just got fuck and then I recorded

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Speaker 3: that and I sent that through and then obviously that

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Speaker 3: then gets edited and then put onto the radio. Well

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Speaker 3: it didn't. They put the wrong file up, and so

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Speaker 3: it started playing everywhere, and I think it played on

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Speaker 3: zimb or something, and it was a videos going fuck.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I started getting text from people being like, why are

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Speaker 3: you on the radio swearing?

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Speaker 2: This is always the problem. It's the worst.

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Speaker 3: Have you what you ever been talking into a microphone

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Speaker 3: for a job for longer than anyone in this country? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: what's the worst hot mic situation you've been had.

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Speaker 5: I've only ever well, I've done I've made two accidental

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Speaker 5: swear slop ups in my life. One was on this show,

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Speaker 5: but on the Export Ultra the head sports headlines thanks

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Speaker 5: to Export Ultra to be for here, where I said

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Speaker 5: at the end, I said, well, it's.

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Speaker 2: Just fucking one day they're fucking.

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Speaker 3: It was they playing at Newcastle? Was aware of the past.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh that was really weird. That was bad because

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Speaker 5: normally I'm pretty good like that. And then the other

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Speaker 5: one was on seven chart once when I said the

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Speaker 5: word cunt by mistake.

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Speaker 2: That's right, so I'm in good company.

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Speaker 5: The a Simon Della also said he said credit cunt

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Speaker 5: instead of saying credit crunch once because obviously crunch and

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Speaker 5: then you get to kunt and then you stop because

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Speaker 5: you realize you haven't said the are and then it

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Speaker 5: sounds like can't.

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Speaker 2: So that happens. Have we got that?

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Speaker 4: We've probably got It's is Jerry c bomb.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably I tried on Dame Lisa Carrington's three

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Speaker 5: I had three on it once.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? That's not only me but three

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Speaker 2: generations of my family. Can't?

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Speaker 4: That's not something else what you're doing?

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Speaker 3: Can again? I need to hear about Dame le Carrington.

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Speaker 5: I tried on Dame Lisa Carrington's three I had three

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? That's not only me, but three

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Speaker 2: generations of my family. Can't.

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Speaker 5: I can't, I can't can't do something because I'm getting

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Speaker 5: that was We're talking about karma, and if you put

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Speaker 5: on the medal someone's middle, then you're never going to

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Speaker 5: get a middle of yourself because you haven't earned it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was you.

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Speaker 3: I have no memory of that. I feel like there's

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Speaker 3: something i'd remember, can't remember it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that one's good. So there's been a couple of

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Speaker 3: Any hot mic situations where your micro's on and you

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Speaker 3: didn't know about it, No.

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Speaker 2: Never, I'm pretty aware of the hot mic.

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Speaker 5: Although I was once on an AD, working on an

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Speaker 5: AD and chatting away and I had a microphone on

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Speaker 5: and other people you admitted to a murder well, and

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Speaker 5: I was sitting in a b where so we'd done

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Speaker 5: a whole lot of people and I had a mic on,

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Speaker 5: and it was and then all of the clients had

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Speaker 3: On, because usually if it's just the sound guy, he

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Speaker 3: it's a client, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so they had and so one of the people

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Speaker 5: came up to me and said, how these how fucked

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Speaker 5: are these clients? And I was like, I was pointing

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Speaker 5: at my mic and they said Mike. They said, if

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Speaker 5: he does, if they does something to you as well,

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Speaker 5: and they started just.

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Speaker 2: And I was like and they were like, why, why

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Speaker 5: And I'm like, absolutely, And I was wearing a wire sauce.

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Speaker 5: You get good at it after a while, knowing that

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Speaker 5: as soon as you go to mic on there's a

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Speaker 5: sex sense that you have to know that you can't

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Speaker 5: say what you would normally say. But I'm sure people

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Speaker 5: have got stories of me that I have said something

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Speaker 5: that I just don't even know that I've said. There

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Speaker 5: will be There'll be something out there, no doubt.

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Speaker 3: My go to because every time we'd film game and

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Speaker 3: two halves, then go to the you get micd up

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Speaker 3: pretty early doors weld then go to the pub. No,

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Speaker 3: but just before we go on here, I would go

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Speaker 3: to the tour. Nothing worse than having together for a

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Speaker 3: past when you're on here. Yeah, And every time I

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Speaker 3: the bathroom. So turn me off if you want, or

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Speaker 3: leave me on up to you, but I'm just letting

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Speaker 3: And yeah, love of them thanked me for enough, hey,

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Speaker 2: They don't because they got so much for that.

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Speaker 3: Well they got seven or eight people miked up. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: You don't want that, You've never wanted that.

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Speaker 4: Imagine. I was on a stage show once and I

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Speaker 4: had to wear a microphone and they had to turn

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Speaker 4: them on and off because obviously you go off stage

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Speaker 4: and you might use the bathroom. And I was always

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Speaker 4: so worried that someone would be doing some emotional speech.

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Speaker 4: And then they hear me from the back game.

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Speaker 5: Police, that's like Frank Drebn, Frank Drebn and naked gun,

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Speaker 5: you did exactly that.

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Speaker 2: And he's walked off stage.

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Speaker 5: Meanwhile, is trying to do a serious speech, and he's going,

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Speaker 2: A strong stream.

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Speaker 5: Who does number to work for one of the great

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Speaker 5: one of the great moments.

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Speaker 3: I used to do it all through lockdown. I did

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Speaker 3: a podcast with a Lobo medi ward We talked about

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Speaker 3: this when he filled them while you were away, and

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Speaker 3: so we bought microphones. Is this during lockdown? We're doing

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Speaker 3: it from I was sitting in my wardrobe and I

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Speaker 3: And then he goes next door. The microphone would have

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Speaker 3: it was it was powerful right into my ears. It

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Speaker 3: was one of the most heinous. There was that, and

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Speaker 3: then the other there was a hot mic situation that

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Speaker 3: basically him he'd had one of those interactions with this

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Speaker 3: it was like your toasters popped.

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Speaker 5: I interviewed Miriam Marghalese, the actress last night.

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Speaker 3: How you say that.

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Speaker 5: Miriam Marghalese mugged and she is one of the most

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Speaker 5: hilarious and outrageous people ever.

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Speaker 2: She's eighty.

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Speaker 5: If people don't know, she was in Harry Potter, I

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Speaker 5: can't remember what character she played before that. She was

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Speaker 5: a comedic actor. She was in Blackadder. She was also

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Speaker 5: for the longest time where how she actually made her

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Speaker 5: the nineteen seventies and nineteen eighties in Britain. There were

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Speaker 5: heaps and yeah, heaps and she's just an amazing character

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Speaker 5: voice like next level. So anyway, we interviewed her and

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Speaker 5: famously she was on the Graham Norton Show and what

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Speaker 5: is I'll get you Wes stars and who know her

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Speaker 5: from the Harry Potter know that she's an actress, but

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Speaker 5: they don't know how shockingly inappropriate she is. She's like

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Speaker 5: this classic old lady. She's a lesbian, but she tries

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Speaker 5: to shock people, but she's so proper at the same time. Now,

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Speaker 5: I've got a little clip which I want to play you.

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Speaker 2: It has worked in the past.

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Speaker 4: It has worked in the past. We could have we

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Speaker 4: could have a break. You could put a link in

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Speaker 4: the dock. I could bring it up and then we

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Speaker 4: can play the clip.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all we can see if it plays on here,

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Speaker 5: but let's take a break and going.

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Speaker 2: Back with it.

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Speaker 1: Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stuart find them on Instagram at

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Speaker 1: Hodaki Breakfast. Jerry and Manaia joined the conflict the Hodaki

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Speaker 1: Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for.

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Speaker 3: More Right, let's have a wide hot crarec.

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Speaker 2: Coming.

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Speaker 4: It's coming out the side man, underneath your knees or something.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's in the dock now, look, let's put it

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Speaker 5: in the put it on the dock and the what's

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Speaker 5: in the WhatsApp?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, on the what's yeah, ye ye yee. I was

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Speaker 2: on the weekend transfer.

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Speaker 4: is there, it is okay, So well, thanks for putting

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Speaker 6: It's a YouTube story and ask you to tell the

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Speaker 2: To the start of it.

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Speaker 5: So she was she came on Graham Norton, excuse me,

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Speaker 5: she came on. She came on, this is sorry, has

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Speaker 5: something to do. So she's lesbian. Miriam Margley is eighty

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Speaker 5: years old. She's about as wide as she is high

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Speaker 5: and coming on the Gray New Zealander. And she came

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Speaker 5: on and she was with will I am from black

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Speaker 5: Eyed Black Eyed Peace, and he didn't really know anything

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Speaker 5: about her. And then she told a story about when

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Speaker 5: she was wandering along in Edinburgh through the square there

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Speaker 5: and there was a guy up a tree, a soldier

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Speaker 5: and she said, come down from that tree, young man,

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Speaker 5: and he said I don't want to, and she said,

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Speaker 5: and then he came down from the tree. And then

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Speaker 5: when I says, and then what happened, and she said,

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Speaker 5: well I finished him off. Of course as well, she

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Speaker 5: said what you were like, what the fuck? Anyway, the

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Speaker 5: next time she went on Graham Norton, this is what happened.

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Speaker 6: There's a story. And I know people ask you to

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Speaker 6: tell this story a lot when you're doing your live shows.

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Speaker 6: I think it was when you're on with Will I

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Speaker 6: Am and you told the story and you know the

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Speaker 6: one I'm talking about where you're going home in Edinburgh

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Speaker 6: late at night and there's a man of a tree.

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Speaker 6: You assist him. But what you're revealing the book is

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Speaker 6: there's more to this story.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 7: I didn't. I didn't tell it on television because I

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Speaker 6: There was a soldier a tree, Miriam. When you want

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Speaker 7: Up a tree. I heard the rustles, I saw what

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Speaker 7: him off very pleasantly, and there was no threats. I

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Speaker 6: This is the new part of the story, which when

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Speaker 6: we left this story, you were wiping your hand on

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Speaker 7: Yes, I heard a voice come from the seat that

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Speaker 7: gentleman came forward and said, I couldn't help noticing what

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Speaker 7: if it was at all possible, whether you would do.

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Speaker 3: The same for me.

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Speaker 7: And I said, I thought to myself, well, I can't

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Speaker 7: say no.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, but you can't say no.

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Speaker 7: I just felt I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna love Pillion, but.

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Speaker 6: This could be a scene from me.

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Speaker 7: So I did what he asked me to do. Write

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Speaker 7: off he went, and I was wiping my hand McGrath

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Speaker 7: and lo and behold this is the bit nobody believes,

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Speaker 7: but it is true. A voice from the same place

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Speaker 7: said hey, Miriam, And it was someone I knew. He

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Speaker 7: was a young student that I had known in Oxford.

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Speaker 7: I went to Cambridge, but I met him in Oxford

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Speaker 7: you know. I said, oh, come on, that's fair, and

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Speaker 3: Three for the price of one.

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Speaker 6: Beautiful story.

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Speaker 2: How crazy is that story?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 5: So she's wondering that she's the most proper woman you've

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Speaker 5: ever met.

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Speaker 3: Me from the sounds? What did you say you met her?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I've met her a couple of times.

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Speaker 3: No, but you interviewed it last night on in person

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Speaker 3: on the Zone?

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Speaker 2: Okay, on the Zone?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is she coming over to New Zealand? She's in a film.

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Speaker 5: I thought we would be great to try and get

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Speaker 5: her on the podcast because she's so funny like, and

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Speaker 5: then she didn't know she tells these crazy stories.

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Speaker 3: Of the craziest stories.

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Speaker 2: Is that a crazy story? These people kept popping up.

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Speaker 2: I'm just wondering if you could do it me?

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Speaker 3: Would you mind terribly.

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Speaker 2: If you give it? While you're giving them out?

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Speaker 3: Why was there a soldier?

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Speaker 2: I don't know why there was that. That was the

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Speaker 2: weirdest part.

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Speaker 5: The soldier in the tree story was so weird, and

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Speaker 5: the whole story was so insane.

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Speaker 3: Piled on top of that is what the fuck is

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Speaker 3: going on? To the women's sprint in fat on in

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Speaker 3: the in the winter Olympics?

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Speaker 2: What the hell is this doing? Weird stuff on skis

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Speaker 2: the weirdest.

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Speaker 3: They just ran through a maze and the and their

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Speaker 4: Is this the same race that was just on before?

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Speaker 3: It like they were an amaze, yes, And now they're

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Speaker 2: This is doing weird things in the snow.

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Speaker 3: I'm so burnt out of the Winter Olympics. Like, I'm

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Speaker 3: proud of our athletes and I like watching our guys compete,

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Speaker 3: but fucking how many different ways are they to slide

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Speaker 3: down the hill?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sort of sick of it.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 5: E Harrip won from France. M fatten a Alonzo Rodriguez

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Speaker 4: Third from Ianel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, can we know what's on the head?

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Speaker 2: Are we podcasting?

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