WEBVTT - "Chasing The Fux" 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.120 Life from the Export Beer Auden's studio and brought to 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:04.160 you is always by Export Ultra of the beer for here. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:07.600 This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the thirteenth of November. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:12.799 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:15.480 brought to you my next sport a vulture. 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:19.040 Gulane, Good morning. How's it all gone? Ye're not too bad, 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:22.720 not too bad at all? Story she had broke up? 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:27.280 Oh yeah, do you care? Uh? What was the last 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:30.080 song they put out? I can't remember? This is I 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:31.080 don't know. I you know what. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.160 I thought they'd broken up ages ago and just get 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:35.080 back together and do a New Zealand tour and then 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:36.720 go off and do their own thing, because that's what 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:37.280 they've been doing. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:38.480 Did we need an announcement? 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.879 No, I don't think we did, because they kind of 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:43.640 go their separate ways for most of the year and 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:45.960 then just come back for a tour play the old Bangers. 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:46.960 Yeah. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:48.720 It reminds me because I saw a lot of people 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.160 posting it on their story this morning, and it reminds 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:53.520 me of when an old actor dies. I'm talking about 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:54.600 like in their nineties people. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.600 Oh my god. So yeah, that's so sad, so was 0:00:57.640 --> 0:01:00.680 it was the last movie. Was in the middle of 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:01.880 something that you really wanted to see? 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:05.039 Was he? I don't know that the album's still out there. 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:07.800 You can still go and listen to that. The first 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:08.440 couple of albums. 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:11.200 I think it was always incoming because ever since Johnny 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:15.720 Toogood started kind of dressing and looking like Gandalf, I 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.600 think the other band members are like, Okay, he's going 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:22.240 through a midlife crisis, he's growing his head, he's gone 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.640 full Lord of the Rings. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:24.840 Why announce it? 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:25.080 Though? 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.039 This is the same thing that I think about athletes. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.959 And I've talked to a few that are sort of 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.600 nearing the end of their careers, and the same thing 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.360 I say to every single one of them is, you 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.240 never know when someone's going to throw a massive check 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.520 at you. Why would you ever retire if you're a 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:40.160 professional athlete, never retire? 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:41.399 Why what do you want? 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:46.160 I'm going to throw it out there. Ticket sales? What 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.920 I'm just going to dorne ticket sales? She had what's 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:50.600 ticket sales? Well, they're going to say this is their 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:54.520 last ever tour? Oh right, sorry, sort of announced this 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:55.280 is the last one. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.560 Yeah yeah, And you're like, oh, back God's last year. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:59.280 I gotta go, I have to go. 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.480 And the time they'll do a reunion to like the guy. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:03.520 That bought the Tom Brady ball. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.200 Yes, and when he had retired and then all of 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:10.480 a sudden, the unretired city. That's actually, that's a great shout. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.919 There's a tour being announced as well. Yeah, you've seen 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:17.640 through the matrix there. This image has got doing the 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.320 rounds this morning. We need to address it at the 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.240 top of the podcast. It is an image that was 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:25.279 first sent into the Clark's Beach in Wyo, part Grapevine, 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:29.520 which is basically a community page. Yes, it shows the 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.919 exposed buttocks of a man. He's got his clubs next 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.160 to him, with his golf club's parked up next to him. 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.840 He is off the edge of a fairway, it seems, 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:41.560 and he is expressing his affections for his partner on 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.079 the side of the course there. 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:47.000 Now, yeah, this is obviously and someone's complaining on the 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.359 Facebook sap pace saying can you just make be a 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.560 bit more subtle, maybe go make love in the bushes? 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:53.840 Yeah, but if you look at that image, if I'm 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:55.799 looking at it right now, to me, it. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:59.360 Looks like a golfer who's removed his pants, has gone 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.440 down on his knee and his pulling a brown eye 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.919 to his mates on that. I can't see any other 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.760 legs or is that a leg just poking up on 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:06.240 the right here. 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:07.840 I think that's a leg there poking out. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:09.959 I think it is. I think it is then making love. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.400 But initially first glance, it just looks like a guy 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:18.800 on his knees, like almost presenting. But he's there is 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:22.240 another there's another players, another partner. There's another partner in there. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.960 But that is that's aggressive. That is it's not even 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.080 in the rough. And I think that's still in the 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:32.880 mown roff. It's in the second cat of the Clark's 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.960 Beach Golf golf Club. Yeah, look, needs must have probably 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.960 no one around. They didn't accept someone to snap him 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:40.520 from behind the flax. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.800 Bush there, no and again put the phones away, But 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:45.000 the caption read I've had twenty four hours diugh jest 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.760 the spectacle on the golf course, Hey, Romeo and Juliet 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:48.800 seven to fifteen. 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:49.440 Pm on a Monday. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:51.720 Really, I mean, I get the passion, but couldn't they 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.560 at least pack the slightly more private? But I love 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.320 the person that posted this, first of all anonymous. Second 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.880 of all, I get the passion. Yeah, do you I'm 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:00.520 out there banging. I'm doing all the time. I do 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.120 stuff like this, Yeah, all the time. I'm a banker. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.880 I doubt it. Maybe a bush or something. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:06.960 I suppose they were going for the live action nature 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:08.040 documentary vibe. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:09.160 Look is it a vibe? 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:10.800 You take it where you can get it, you know, 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.360 And you never know the backstory here. We don't know 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:16.400 if they have been through some troubles. We don't know 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.760 if he's gone through a massive dry spell. Well, she's 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.160 gone through a dry spell and they just needed to. 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.800 Get one off. We don't know this story. I'd like 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.720 to think you just had a hole in one and 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.039 then was like, yes, what's one way to celebrate a 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:30.880 hole on once I saw it? 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:34.880 Yeah, But the Facebook and Instagram comments have been the 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:35.920 best part of us this morning. 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:37.560 As soon as it came in, we were just pouring 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:38.039 through them. 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:41.359 Obviously a million jokes about the nineteenth hole, Yeah, a 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:42.880 lot of jokes about hole in one. 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:43.480 Yeah. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:47.479 Someone said playing the front nine, see but a stroke play? Yeah, 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.520 and my favorite, chasing the Fox. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:52.280 That's good. 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.560 Let's hope that he chipped in from you know, one 0:04:55.600 --> 0:05:00.000 hundred yards and as a celebration, his partner was there 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:01.840 and said, that's so hot. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:02.800 I want it now. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:07.320 Yeah, I can't. I can't picture. And I just played 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:08.680 the round in my life on the weekend, but I 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:11.960 was with Jason Hoytt. But I can't picture how this 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:15.919 would happened. I can't see where the how they became 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.120 so inflamed with lust that they were like, I'm sorry, 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:19.920 but we have to do this right here, right now. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.479 The best part of this picture for me, I mean, 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:27.200 the beer buttocks is great. He's obviously removed his pants completely, 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.919 which is which is a balling move, but it's the 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.239 golf clubs that are set on his trundler just mirror, 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.880 kind of a couple of feet away from his backside, 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.480 like like he's taken a shot from just the he's 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:43.200 taking his clubs over taking his shot, gone down, hammer 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.280 and tongs. Now he's going to get back up, pull 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:48.080 his pants up and walk off with his trendler. Yeah, 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:51.560 or is it a female golfer, well as he just 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.719 you know, the you know, the recipient on their back 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:54.560 might be the golfer. 0:05:55.800 --> 0:06:00.880 Oh right, clubs, So watch one of them is golfing. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.200 The other thing that I was talking to a long 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:06.120 time listener to the podcast, and he was saying that 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.680 he plays on this course and he's trying to figure 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.440 out what hole it was. He thinks there's a road 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.000 in the background there and he thought it was the 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.120 sixth or seventh hole. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:14.839 Is that a road? 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:15.200 Guy? 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:18.280 Is that a road as well? So then he was saying, well, 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.359 did they get up and then have to play another 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:21.840 two or three holes? 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.360 Because I look at that and I'm like, that must 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:26.400 be the end of the round. But I think it's 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.799 a great story, like how is he around the golf? 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:35.960 Awesome? Go on away on the sixth? What how did 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:39.560 the golf go? Yeah, I don't know, phenomenal. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.320 I'd like to find that person. 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:44.920 I don't know how you would track them down. If 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:46.800 anyone's listening to this and they know the person that 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:50.760 it was completely anonymous too. We won't identify the person. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:54.800 We'll even put their voice through a distorter, yeah, and 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.480 talk to him unless you would like to be identified, 0:06:57.480 --> 0:07:00.000 in which case we would happily do that for you 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:01.120 as well, so you get in touch. 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.080 I let's take quick break, we'll come back and talk 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:03.839 a little bit of sport. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:07.479 New Zealand Cup was yesterday, Lane and the favorite, the 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:11.280 prohibited favorite. Mind you did win it. Swazy wins the 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:13.880 New Zealand Cup yet again. They were talking all that 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:16.080 shit coming over from Australia about how they were going 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:18.080 to win it. Grego Connor did say it to be 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.440 hard to beat? Did you or do you know anyone 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:21.680 who got on Swayzey to win it? 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:27.160 I had Swasey and a cornella yeah with Merlin. Yeah, yeah, 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:28.560 it didn't come through. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:29.960 Yeah. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:33.520 Why doesn't the New Zealand Cup stop the nation? It's 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:37.600 because it's because it's harness racing. And I was watching 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.400 yesterday and I just sometimes just can't stop laughing because 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.080 it just looks a little bit ridiculous. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:43.800 There's a little goofy. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:45.880 Yeah, it's a goofy. I mean I'm a thoroughbreed man. 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:49.040 I'm a gallops man and I'm openly gallops. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:50.840 Yeah. You're out in proud. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.040 Yeah, I'm mountain proud. I mean it's a great day 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.400 out in christ Hitch. I mean, we reposted the video 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:56.880 from a couple of years ago and which got us 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:00.320 kicked out, and people get into it. It's a good time. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:01.920 And I tell you why, there's going to be some 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:07.360 absolutely sun burnt, dehydrated units today waking up with just 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.960 bright red foreheads, bright red v marks on the front. 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:13.200 Not many burnt nicks. Because there was a lot of 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.320 mullets out there. I saw a lot of footage of 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.200 mullets central some protection. 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:19.480 That's sensible. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.920 Yeah, yeah, so two years ago you went down there, 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:23.080 you interviewed a. 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:23.520 Bunch of people. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:25.160 That video, like you said, is back up on the 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.000 old Instagram Facebook at the moment you can go and 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.400 have a look. And that is why a lot of 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.760 people keep basking us if we're down there. That's why 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:32.960 we're not allowed back down there. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:35.920 Yeah. Look, it's kind of funny, isn't it. It's kind 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.520 of a bit. It's like the Sevens. It's a bigger van. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.720 Everyone has a drink, has a party, has a good time, 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.640 but no one's allowed to show that everyone's having a 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:44.120 good time and. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:45.400 Got to pretend you're not. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:48.760 Yeah, it's the Trots for fax sake. Most I guarantee 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:52.680 over half the people who attended Eddington didn't place a bit. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:55.920 Yep, and more than half of them that would be 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:57.559 the only horse race they saw that year. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:01.360 Yeah, and it's great and be celebrated, and I think 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:04.240 the more you can celebrate that, the better. But it's 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:06.160 something seems to be, oh, you can't promote that. You 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.480 can't promote you know, people having a good time. Yeah, 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.640 there was that particular. Basically my questions on that interview 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.520 was like, tell us a story that was that and 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.360 people would go okay. And then that particular lady who 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:19.280 told me she wasn't wearing any nickers and she wiped 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:21.480 you herself with her hand. 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:24.559 And then shook someone's hand. That was shocking. It was shocking. 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.679 It was shocking. But I mean, that's not a reason 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.240 to ban us, you know. No, did she get banned? 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:33.439 It might have been me berating Jerry Brownley trying to 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.400 get everyone back to his house for a party that 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:36.240 didn't go down. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.080 The Well, yeah, fair enough. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.000 If I said, everyone follow that cab party back at 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.000 Jerry and he's like, get out of here. 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:44.199 You won't follow my car. 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.520 Because last year we tried to get I was going 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:52.120 to go down there and race one of the horses. Yeah, 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:56.120 and then the I don't know whoever, the powers that 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:57.800 be said no, these guys aren't welcome back. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:09:57.960 Here. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:59.760 Yeah, But then again I got to get a call 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.160 from it Addington earlier in the year saying, you guys 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:03.320 coming down. So I think it's a bit of a 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.520 change in management there, right, So I think next year, 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:07.679 let's go down there and you know it's right. 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.719 The wrongs they should have, they should have maybe, I mean, 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.480 it's probably it's quite dangerous. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.280 We talked about it yesterday, but they should have some 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:17.920 sort of like a charity race or something like the 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.679 black class sort of thing, and then just get a 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.520 bunch of people in the sulkies and maybe they put 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.079 them behind ponies instead of following. 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:29.040 Yeah, because it looks quite dangerous. Yeah, because ye're sitting 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.960 in and if you come off, you know, I got 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:32.679 the horse. 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:33.320 You've got the chariot. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.320 Keep you're entangled up and there's a lot of stuff 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.680 to get tangled up, and that's all the Yeah, yeah, 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.040 it's all the other carts that are gonna gonna tap 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:41.320 you up. 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.480 But yeah, I reckon that'll be fun. I'd love to 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.760 have the acc trots. 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.080 Well, I certainly had the trots a day after that. 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:53.680 N R we talked about it yesterday. 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:56.040 They were talking about a rule change that would see 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:58.720 basically the end of props coming off the back fence 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.040 off the kickoff. They've come out this morning and said 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.760 they will not be introducing that rule excellent into the 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:04.719 competition this year. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.280 Now, two things could have happened. 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.160 The first is it was the story came out from 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:10.800 a bloke who calls himself the Mole. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:11.719 You've probably heard of him. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.760 He's just a guy like he is, not like yeah, 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:19.280 he he's basically Joel Harrison the Mole. Yeah, And he 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:20.040 came out and said that. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.880 So either the NRAL was never looking at that or 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.520 the NRL was looking at that, and then they've seen 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.360 the backlash on social media and stuff and said, oh okay, 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:29.920 if no one wants that, we won't do it. And 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.120 I think it's the latter and I just love that 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.679 from the NRL. It's sensible. Rugby union wouldn't do that. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.319 No, they would stick to their guns. Yeah, No, it's 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:40.640 a player welfare, a shuba. If n RAL go, fucking 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.640 people love coming off the back fence, let's just keep it. 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.960 Yeah, absolutely, that that is what people love as well. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.000 And the other so I saw a lot of people 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.160 get asked about it overnight. Trent Robinson from the Roosters 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:54.720 was saying, if you like it's a technique issue, they 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.200 should be harsher on the head highs and bin people 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:58.520 and banned them and that kind of thing. But you 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.440 shouldn't get doue away with it. First issue is you 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.040 need to have props in the game. The game's getting 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:06.080 faster and faster, so the bodies are getting smaller. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:07.880 A big bumbling. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.559 Prop like Mark Twokey couldn't survive in today's game, so 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.240 you need to have off the back fence so you 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.959 can keep those props in the game. The second thing 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:18.240 is you got forty meters to sort your tackling thing out. 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.000 You know, Yeah, you can't tell. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.320 Me that it's a it's a kickoff, as you you've 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.600 got that whole run up to get low enough and 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:25.800 you know, make the tackle properly. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:27.200 You're heading in the right position, you're hit. 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.640 In the right position. He is saying, that's not the 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.720 issue with the kickoff. And I just loved that. The 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.600 NL look at stuff like this and they're like, oh, yeah, 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:35.240 no one wants that. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:38.040 Sweet, We'll be in it, yeah, because it's an opportunity 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.720 to put a massive shot on as well. Not often 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.440 you get line someone up from forty meters and have 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:46.760 a shot. So yeah, I'm glad they've they've about tuned 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:46.959 on that. 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.439 Yeah, one hundred percent that this is something that they 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.600 do so well as like, oh we like this rule. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.240 What other people think, Oh they want it perfect, we'll 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:55.760 put it in next week. Yeah, you know, or they 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.120 don't want it six again like stuff like they had 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.880 to keep it flowing. They happened mid season. Yeah, I'm 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.840 sort of up and down on the six again because 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.720 I think it benefits the good teams too much. I 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:09.360 think it sort of separates the haves and have nots. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:12.200 Unfortunately for the Warriors, they sort of fall into the 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:15.920 second category. Silver rugby team lists were announced yesterday, do 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:20.960 we here No? Their big announcements were already made. O'Connor 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:26.439 going to the Crusaders and Ardie Sevie to Mona. They 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:29.000 were the two biggest headlines and they came out months ago, 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.800 months ago, so long ago that I'd forgotten. Ardie Zavia 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:33.320 was going to mine Pacifica. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:36.240 And James O'Connor just the Justin Bieber of Australian rugby 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:37.000 is coming to play for. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.120 The It's the least Crusaders thing of all time. First 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.040 of all, you got lux and coming out saying he's 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:45.080 involved in he haven't got you know, I haven't. Now 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:48.720 we've got fucking James O'Connor playing What is going on? 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:52.240 But yeah, you're right, no one cares. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.720 And why we're talking about it in the office this morning, 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:58.160 Why can't like why did they announce that ship months ago? 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:02.880 Why didn't they save up James O'Connor, Ardie Savia, anyone 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:03.800 else that they was. 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:06.359 That was spots? 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:07.079 Anyone moving? 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:07.720 I don't think so. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:09.640 No, no all Blacks moving apart from Ardie. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.920 There's no All Blacks movie except Jordie is going on 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:16.120 sabbatical and Body is returning from his sabbatical. Yeah, they're 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:18.319 not changing teams, but they are. They are coming back 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:18.839 for Buden. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.280 Barrett had to sit in the stands and watch the 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:22.880 Blues win the championship without him. Yeah, I'll tell you, 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.960 old plumb dog Millennire, he won't be happy. He had 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:27.880 a season of his life last year. And come back 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:29.960 to Body. And you've got Peter fitza cheese. You got 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.720 the cheese at the back. Yeah, so well you put Body, 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:34.440 Yeah exactly. 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:37.560 And there's another article doing the rounds this morning saying 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:41.160 how have New Zealand Rugby allowed the Blues to stockpile 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:45.120 all of these first fives? And it's like, well, what 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:47.440 we've been saying for the longest time, drafts and trades 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.880 is the only way that this could this could change. 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.400 So yeah, I don't know. They can't get out of 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:54.920 their own way. Please welcome into the studio. Matt Heath 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:58.320 was at the Vapor of the Sandwiches this week, fingering, fingering, 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:00.080 you've been fingering what you know? 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.480 When you talk to you all asked to get to 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:04.240 the doctor by the time because you've booked it so 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.240 you can be in time for the gender podcast. Yeah, 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:09.280 and then you arrive and there's no motivation for them 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:10.880 to get you in for you arrive and you sit 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:11.600 there for half. 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:13.840 Now I always blame you. They'll cancel you if you're 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:14.400 not there on time. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:16.920 I blame the person ahead of me every time I 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.600 go to the doctor and I see the person come 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:21.920 out and I won't been one e behalf now fuck you. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.120 Then and I also get angry and everyone that gets 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.200 called before me like there's jump the que even though 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:28.520 they were there for me. But then yes, soly I 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:34.080 got another finger in guys. She was so apologetic about it. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.160 Oh yeah, and that made me feel nervous because I prefer, like, 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:40.520 if I'm getting yeah, I prefer if it's if they 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:41.960 keep it super clinical. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.240 I mean I've talked before. I'm saying that. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.480 Are you suggesting that it wasn't clinical and it may 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:47.160 be something else? 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:47.480 No? 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:51.240 No, no no, But when she starts apologizing it, it 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:54.480 kind of makes it weird. Right, I'm so sorry, but 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.440 do you do you mind if I have to check 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:57.280 your backside? 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:00.160 Your mind? Sorry? And can you just go behind here? 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:04.200 And it's like, you know, I don't know why, but 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:05.920 the sorry is like you shouldn't feel sorry, I should 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:06.920 feel sorry. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:11.040 Like yeah, I should be apologizing for the state and. 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.840 Yeah, and you always think, I mean, I got the 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:15.640 share head out and really cleaned it out for a 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:17.680 week down there, just in case this happens, because because 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.120 the last thing you want when you're getting a inspection, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:21.880