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Speaker 1: This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the thirteenth of November.
Speaker 2: The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
Speaker 2: brought to you my next sport a vulture.
Speaker 3: Gulane, Good morning. How's it all gone? Ye're not too bad,
Speaker 3: not too bad at all? Story she had broke up?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, do you care? Uh? What was the last
Speaker 3: song they put out? I can't remember? This is I
Speaker 3: don't know. I you know what.
Speaker 4: I thought they'd broken up ages ago and just get
Speaker 4: back together and do a New Zealand tour and then
Speaker 4: go off and do their own thing, because that's what
Speaker 4: they've been doing.
Speaker 3: Did we need an announcement?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think we did, because they kind of
Speaker 4: go their separate ways for most of the year and
Speaker 4: then just come back for a tour play the old Bangers.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It reminds me because I saw a lot of people
Speaker 1: posting it on their story this morning, and it reminds
Speaker 1: me of when an old actor dies. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: like in their nineties people.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. So yeah, that's so sad, so was
Speaker 3: it was the last movie. Was in the middle of
Speaker 3: something that you really wanted to see?
Speaker 1: Was he? I don't know that the album's still out there.
Speaker 1: You can still go and listen to that. The first
Speaker 1: couple of albums.
Speaker 4: I think it was always incoming because ever since Johnny
Speaker 4: Toogood started kind of dressing and looking like Gandalf, I
Speaker 4: think the other band members are like, Okay, he's going
Speaker 4: through a midlife crisis, he's growing his head, he's gone
Speaker 4: full Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3: Why announce it?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: This is the same thing that I think about athletes.
Speaker 1: And I've talked to a few that are sort of
Speaker 1: nearing the end of their careers, and the same thing
Speaker 1: I say to every single one of them is, you
Speaker 1: never know when someone's going to throw a massive check
Speaker 1: at you. Why would you ever retire if you're a
Speaker 1: professional athlete, never retire?
Speaker 3: Why what do you want?
Speaker 4: I'm going to throw it out there. Ticket sales? What
Speaker 4: I'm just going to dorne ticket sales? She had what's
Speaker 4: ticket sales? Well, they're going to say this is their
Speaker 4: last ever tour? Oh right, sorry, sort of announced this
Speaker 4: is the last one.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And you're like, oh, back God's last year.
Speaker 3: I gotta go, I have to go.
Speaker 4: And the time they'll do a reunion to like the guy.
Speaker 3: That bought the Tom Brady ball.
Speaker 1: Yes, and when he had retired and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the unretired city. That's actually, that's a great shout.
Speaker 1: There's a tour being announced as well. Yeah, you've seen
Speaker 1: through the matrix there. This image has got doing the
Speaker 1: rounds this morning. We need to address it at the
Speaker 1: top of the podcast. It is an image that was
Speaker 1: first sent into the Clark's Beach in Wyo, part Grapevine,
Speaker 1: which is basically a community page. Yes, it shows the
Speaker 1: exposed buttocks of a man. He's got his clubs next
Speaker 1: to him, with his golf club's parked up next to him.
Speaker 3: He is off the edge of a fairway, it seems,
Speaker 3: and he is expressing his affections for his partner on
Speaker 3: the side of the course there.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, this is obviously and someone's complaining on the
Speaker 4: Facebook sap pace saying can you just make be a
Speaker 4: bit more subtle, maybe go make love in the bushes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you look at that image, if I'm
Speaker 3: looking at it right now, to me, it.
Speaker 4: Looks like a golfer who's removed his pants, has gone
Speaker 4: down on his knee and his pulling a brown eye
Speaker 4: to his mates on that. I can't see any other
Speaker 4: legs or is that a leg just poking up on
Speaker 4: the right here.
Speaker 3: I think that's a leg there poking out.
Speaker 4: I think it is. I think it is then making love.
Speaker 4: But initially first glance, it just looks like a guy
Speaker 4: on his knees, like almost presenting. But he's there is
Speaker 4: another there's another players, another partner. There's another partner in there.
Speaker 4: But that is that's aggressive. That is it's not even
Speaker 4: in the rough. And I think that's still in the
Speaker 4: mown roff. It's in the second cat of the Clark's
Speaker 4: Beach Golf golf Club. Yeah, look, needs must have probably
Speaker 4: no one around. They didn't accept someone to snap him
Speaker 4: from behind the flax.
Speaker 1: Bush there, no and again put the phones away, But
Speaker 1: the caption read I've had twenty four hours diugh jest
Speaker 1: the spectacle on the golf course, Hey, Romeo and Juliet
Speaker 1: seven to fifteen.
Speaker 3: Pm on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Really, I mean, I get the passion, but couldn't they
Speaker 1: at least pack the slightly more private? But I love
Speaker 1: the person that posted this, first of all anonymous. Second
Speaker 1: of all, I get the passion. Yeah, do you I'm
Speaker 1: out there banging. I'm doing all the time. I do
Speaker 1: stuff like this, Yeah, all the time. I'm a banker.
Speaker 3: I doubt it. Maybe a bush or something.
Speaker 1: I suppose they were going for the live action nature
Speaker 1: documentary vibe.
Speaker 3: Look is it a vibe?
Speaker 4: You take it where you can get it, you know,
Speaker 4: And you never know the backstory here. We don't know
Speaker 4: if they have been through some troubles. We don't know
Speaker 4: if he's gone through a massive dry spell. Well, she's
Speaker 4: gone through a dry spell and they just needed to.
Speaker 3: Get one off. We don't know this story. I'd like
Speaker 3: to think you just had a hole in one and
Speaker 3: then was like, yes, what's one way to celebrate a
Speaker 3: hole on once I saw it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But the Facebook and Instagram comments have been the
Speaker 1: best part of us this morning.
Speaker 3: As soon as it came in, we were just pouring
Speaker 3: through them.
Speaker 1: Obviously a million jokes about the nineteenth hole, Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of jokes about hole in one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Someone said playing the front nine, see but a stroke play? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my favorite, chasing the Fox.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 4: Let's hope that he chipped in from you know, one
Speaker 4: hundred yards and as a celebration, his partner was there
Speaker 4: and said, that's so hot.
Speaker 3: I want it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't. I can't picture. And I just played
Speaker 1: the round in my life on the weekend, but I
Speaker 1: was with Jason Hoytt. But I can't picture how this
Speaker 1: would happened. I can't see where the how they became
Speaker 1: so inflamed with lust that they were like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but we have to do this right here, right now.
Speaker 4: The best part of this picture for me, I mean,
Speaker 4: the beer buttocks is great. He's obviously removed his pants completely,
Speaker 4: which is which is a balling move, but it's the
Speaker 4: golf clubs that are set on his trundler just mirror,
Speaker 4: kind of a couple of feet away from his backside,
Speaker 4: like like he's taken a shot from just the he's
Speaker 4: taking his clubs over taking his shot, gone down, hammer
Speaker 4: and tongs. Now he's going to get back up, pull
Speaker 4: his pants up and walk off with his trendler. Yeah,
Speaker 4: or is it a female golfer, well as he just
Speaker 4: you know, the you know, the recipient on their back
Speaker 4: might be the golfer.
Speaker 3: Oh right, clubs, So watch one of them is golfing.
Speaker 1: The other thing that I was talking to a long
Speaker 1: time listener to the podcast, and he was saying that
Speaker 1: he plays on this course and he's trying to figure
Speaker 1: out what hole it was. He thinks there's a road
Speaker 1: in the background there and he thought it was the
Speaker 1: sixth or seventh hole.
Speaker 3: Is that a road?
Speaker 2: Guy?
Speaker 3: Is that a road as well? So then he was saying, well,
Speaker 3: did they get up and then have to play another
Speaker 3: two or three holes?
Speaker 4: Because I look at that and I'm like, that must
Speaker 4: be the end of the round. But I think it's
Speaker 4: a great story, like how is he around the golf?
Speaker 3: Awesome? Go on away on the sixth? What how did
Speaker 3: the golf go? Yeah, I don't know, phenomenal.
Speaker 4: I'd like to find that person.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you would track them down. If
Speaker 1: anyone's listening to this and they know the person that
Speaker 1: it was completely anonymous too. We won't identify the person.
Speaker 1: We'll even put their voice through a distorter, yeah, and
Speaker 1: talk to him unless you would like to be identified,
Speaker 1: in which case we would happily do that for you
Speaker 1: as well, so you get in touch.
Speaker 3: I let's take quick break, we'll come back and talk
Speaker 3: a little bit of sport.
Speaker 1: New Zealand Cup was yesterday, Lane and the favorite, the
Speaker 1: prohibited favorite. Mind you did win it. Swazy wins the
Speaker 1: New Zealand Cup yet again. They were talking all that
Speaker 1: shit coming over from Australia about how they were going
Speaker 1: to win it. Grego Connor did say it to be
Speaker 1: hard to beat? Did you or do you know anyone
Speaker 1: who got on Swayzey to win it?
Speaker 4: I had Swasey and a cornella yeah with Merlin. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it didn't come through.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Why doesn't the New Zealand Cup stop the nation? It's
Speaker 4: because it's because it's harness racing. And I was watching
Speaker 4: yesterday and I just sometimes just can't stop laughing because
Speaker 4: it just looks a little bit ridiculous.
Speaker 3: There's a little goofy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a goofy. I mean I'm a thoroughbreed man.
Speaker 4: I'm a gallops man and I'm openly gallops.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You're out in proud.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm mountain proud. I mean it's a great day
Speaker 4: out in christ Hitch. I mean, we reposted the video
Speaker 4: from a couple of years ago and which got us
Speaker 4: kicked out, and people get into it. It's a good time.
Speaker 4: And I tell you why, there's going to be some
Speaker 4: absolutely sun burnt, dehydrated units today waking up with just
Speaker 4: bright red foreheads, bright red v marks on the front.
Speaker 4: Not many burnt nicks. Because there was a lot of
Speaker 4: mullets out there. I saw a lot of footage of
Speaker 4: mullets central some protection.
Speaker 3: That's sensible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so two years ago you went down there,
Speaker 1: you interviewed a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of people.
Speaker 1: That video, like you said, is back up on the
Speaker 1: old Instagram Facebook at the moment you can go and
Speaker 1: have a look. And that is why a lot of
Speaker 1: people keep basking us if we're down there. That's why
Speaker 1: we're not allowed back down there.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Look, it's kind of funny, isn't it. It's kind
Speaker 4: of a bit. It's like the Sevens. It's a bigger van.
Speaker 4: Everyone has a drink, has a party, has a good time,
Speaker 4: but no one's allowed to show that everyone's having a
Speaker 4: good time and.
Speaker 3: Got to pretend you're not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the Trots for fax sake. Most I guarantee
Speaker 4: over half the people who attended Eddington didn't place a bit.
Speaker 1: Yep, and more than half of them that would be
Speaker 1: the only horse race they saw that year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's great and be celebrated, and I think
Speaker 4: the more you can celebrate that, the better. But it's
Speaker 4: something seems to be, oh, you can't promote that. You
Speaker 4: can't promote you know, people having a good time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there was that particular. Basically my questions on that interview
Speaker 4: was like, tell us a story that was that and
Speaker 4: people would go okay. And then that particular lady who
Speaker 4: told me she wasn't wearing any nickers and she wiped
Speaker 4: you herself with her hand.
Speaker 3: And then shook someone's hand. That was shocking. It was shocking.
Speaker 3: It was shocking. But I mean, that's not a reason
Speaker 3: to ban us, you know. No, did she get banned?
Speaker 4: It might have been me berating Jerry Brownley trying to
Speaker 4: get everyone back to his house for a party that
Speaker 4: didn't go down.
Speaker 3: The Well, yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 4: If I said, everyone follow that cab party back at
Speaker 4: Jerry and he's like, get out of here.
Speaker 3: You won't follow my car.
Speaker 1: Because last year we tried to get I was going
Speaker 1: to go down there and race one of the horses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the I don't know whoever, the powers that
Speaker 1: be said no, these guys aren't welcome back.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But then again I got to get a call
Speaker 4: from it Addington earlier in the year saying, you guys
Speaker 4: coming down. So I think it's a bit of a
Speaker 4: change in management there, right, So I think next year,
Speaker 4: let's go down there and you know it's right.
Speaker 1: The wrongs they should have, they should have maybe, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's probably it's quite dangerous.
Speaker 3: We talked about it yesterday, but they should have some
Speaker 3: sort of like a charity race or something like the
Speaker 3: black class sort of thing, and then just get a
Speaker 3: bunch of people in the sulkies and maybe they put
Speaker 3: them behind ponies instead of following.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it looks quite dangerous. Yeah, because ye're sitting
Speaker 4: in and if you come off, you know, I got
Speaker 4: the horse.
Speaker 3: You've got the chariot.
Speaker 4: Keep you're entangled up and there's a lot of stuff
Speaker 4: to get tangled up, and that's all the Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's all the other carts that are gonna gonna tap
Speaker 4: you up.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I reckon that'll be fun. I'd love to
Speaker 3: have the acc trots.
Speaker 4: Well, I certainly had the trots a day after that.
Speaker 3: N R we talked about it yesterday.
Speaker 1: They were talking about a rule change that would see
Speaker 1: basically the end of props coming off the back fence
Speaker 1: off the kickoff. They've come out this morning and said
Speaker 1: they will not be introducing that rule excellent into the
Speaker 1: competition this year.
Speaker 3: Now, two things could have happened.
Speaker 1: The first is it was the story came out from
Speaker 1: a bloke who calls himself the Mole.
Speaker 3: You've probably heard of him.
Speaker 1: He's just a guy like he is, not like yeah,
Speaker 1: he he's basically Joel Harrison the Mole. Yeah, And he
Speaker 1: came out and said that.
Speaker 3: So either the NRAL was never looking at that or
Speaker 3: the NRL was looking at that, and then they've seen
Speaker 3: the backlash on social media and stuff and said, oh okay,
Speaker 3: if no one wants that, we won't do it. And
Speaker 3: I think it's the latter and I just love that
Speaker 3: from the NRL. It's sensible. Rugby union wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: No, they would stick to their guns. Yeah, No, it's
Speaker 4: a player welfare, a shuba. If n RAL go, fucking
Speaker 4: people love coming off the back fence, let's just keep it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, that that is what people love as well.
Speaker 1: And the other so I saw a lot of people
Speaker 1: get asked about it overnight. Trent Robinson from the Roosters
Speaker 1: was saying, if you like it's a technique issue, they
Speaker 1: should be harsher on the head highs and bin people
Speaker 1: and banned them and that kind of thing. But you
Speaker 1: shouldn't get doue away with it. First issue is you
Speaker 1: need to have props in the game. The game's getting
Speaker 1: faster and faster, so the bodies are getting smaller.
Speaker 3: A big bumbling.
Speaker 1: Prop like Mark Twokey couldn't survive in today's game, so
Speaker 1: you need to have off the back fence so you
Speaker 1: can keep those props in the game. The second thing
Speaker 1: is you got forty meters to sort your tackling thing out.
Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, you can't tell.
Speaker 1: Me that it's a it's a kickoff, as you you've
Speaker 1: got that whole run up to get low enough and
Speaker 1: you know, make the tackle properly.
Speaker 3: You're heading in the right position, you're hit.
Speaker 1: In the right position. He is saying, that's not the
Speaker 1: issue with the kickoff. And I just loved that. The
Speaker 1: NL look at stuff like this and they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: no one wants that.
Speaker 4: Sweet, We'll be in it, yeah, because it's an opportunity
Speaker 4: to put a massive shot on as well. Not often
Speaker 4: you get line someone up from forty meters and have
Speaker 4: a shot. So yeah, I'm glad they've they've about tuned
Speaker 4: on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent that this is something that they
Speaker 1: do so well as like, oh we like this rule.
Speaker 1: What other people think, Oh they want it perfect, we'll
Speaker 1: put it in next week. Yeah, you know, or they
Speaker 1: don't want it six again like stuff like they had
Speaker 1: to keep it flowing. They happened mid season. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sort of up and down on the six again because
Speaker 1: I think it benefits the good teams too much. I
Speaker 1: think it sort of separates the haves and have nots.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for the Warriors, they sort of fall into the
Speaker 1: second category. Silver rugby team lists were announced yesterday, do
Speaker 1: we here No? Their big announcements were already made. O'Connor
Speaker 1: going to the Crusaders and Ardie Sevie to Mona. They
Speaker 1: were the two biggest headlines and they came out months ago,
Speaker 1: months ago, so long ago that I'd forgotten. Ardie Zavia
Speaker 1: was going to mine Pacifica.
Speaker 4: And James O'Connor just the Justin Bieber of Australian rugby
Speaker 4: is coming to play for.
Speaker 1: The It's the least Crusaders thing of all time. First
Speaker 1: of all, you got lux and coming out saying he's
Speaker 1: involved in he haven't got you know, I haven't. Now
Speaker 1: we've got fucking James O'Connor playing What is going on?
Speaker 3: But yeah, you're right, no one cares.
Speaker 1: And why we're talking about it in the office this morning,
Speaker 1: Why can't like why did they announce that ship months ago?
Speaker 1: Why didn't they save up James O'Connor, Ardie Savia, anyone
Speaker 1: else that they was.
Speaker 3: That was spots?
Speaker 4: Anyone moving?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: No, no all Blacks moving apart from Ardie.
Speaker 1: There's no All Blacks movie except Jordie is going on
Speaker 1: sabbatical and Body is returning from his sabbatical. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: not changing teams, but they are. They are coming back
Speaker 1: for Buden.
Speaker 4: Barrett had to sit in the stands and watch the
Speaker 4: Blues win the championship without him. Yeah, I'll tell you,
Speaker 4: old plumb dog Millennire, he won't be happy. He had
Speaker 4: a season of his life last year. And come back
Speaker 4: to Body. And you've got Peter fitza cheese. You got
Speaker 4: the cheese at the back. Yeah, so well you put Body,
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: And there's another article doing the rounds this morning saying
Speaker 1: how have New Zealand Rugby allowed the Blues to stockpile
Speaker 1: all of these first fives? And it's like, well, what
Speaker 1: we've been saying for the longest time, drafts and trades
Speaker 1: is the only way that this could this could change.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know. They can't get out of
Speaker 1: their own way. Please welcome into the studio. Matt Heath
Speaker 1: was at the Vapor of the Sandwiches this week, fingering, fingering,
Speaker 1: you've been fingering what you know?
Speaker 5: When you talk to you all asked to get to
Speaker 5: the doctor by the time because you've booked it so
Speaker 5: you can be in time for the gender podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then you arrive and there's no motivation for them
Speaker 5: to get you in for you arrive and you sit
Speaker 5: there for half.
Speaker 3: Now I always blame you. They'll cancel you if you're
Speaker 3: not there on time.
Speaker 4: I blame the person ahead of me every time I
Speaker 4: go to the doctor and I see the person come
Speaker 4: out and I won't been one e behalf now fuck you.
Speaker 5: Then and I also get angry and everyone that gets
Speaker 5: called before me like there's jump the que even though
Speaker 5: they were there for me. But then yes, soly I
Speaker 5: got another finger in guys. She was so apologetic about it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and that made me feel nervous because I prefer, like,
Speaker 5: if I'm getting yeah, I prefer if it's if they
Speaker 5: keep it super clinical.
Speaker 3: I mean I've talked before. I'm saying that.
Speaker 4: Are you suggesting that it wasn't clinical and it may
Speaker 4: be something else?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, no no, But when she starts apologizing it, it
Speaker 5: kind of makes it weird. Right, I'm so sorry, but
Speaker 5: do you do you mind if I have to check
Speaker 5: your backside?
Speaker 3: Your mind? Sorry? And can you just go behind here?
Speaker 5: And it's like, you know, I don't know why, but
Speaker 5: the sorry is like you shouldn't feel sorry, I should
Speaker 5: feel sorry.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, I should be apologizing for the state and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you always think, I mean, I got the
Speaker 5: share head out and really cleaned it out for a
Speaker 5: week down there, just in case this happens, because because
Speaker 5: the last thing you want when you're getting a inspection,
Speaker 5: if you had one year, you're probably too young top
Speaker 5: had one that's coming for you.
Speaker 3: Haven't Once you have one, though, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Can't go anywhere you're a doctor's client without them stick.
Speaker 5: But you walk past one and then they run out
Speaker 5: and finger you that.
Speaker 3: But why why why back a bit of prostate. That's
Speaker 3: where they checked I had got colon to last year after.
Speaker 5: Listen to symptoms, and they found this kind of weird
Speaker 5: disease up there. So I sort of have to it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter. It's not get too far up there. I'm
Speaker 5: all right, it's it's a disease that that's just going
Speaker 5: to cause me and could get fingered every six month, Yeah,
Speaker 5: but it's not gonna sounds pretty.
Speaker 3: Good to me.
Speaker 5: Ultimately affect my house. That set for a little bit
Speaker 5: of constipation if anyone cares. But I mean, I've told
Speaker 5: the story before about that that Welsh doctor that fingered me.
Speaker 3: Well, no was so what had happened is not the
Speaker 3: daughter door salesman. Yeah, so when I.
Speaker 5: Was a kid, I got fingered in a kind of
Speaker 5: a weird way. And it may or may not been
Speaker 5: a doctor. He called himself doctor McLean. It's a confusing situation.
Speaker 5: I think now he wasn't a doctor. I reckon he wasn't. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 5: he was selling. Wasn't selling. But but it didn't affect
Speaker 5: me emotionally because it wasn't til years later yet, like
Speaker 5: two decades later, I went hang on a minute, so
Speaker 5: it didn't affect me emotionally. But but then I told
Speaker 5: that story on the Met and Joy Breakfast show.
Speaker 3: We need to do that.
Speaker 5: And then I went to the doctor and when I
Speaker 5: had to get my first fingering, and when the doctor
Speaker 5: pulled his finger out, he goes and I talked about
Speaker 5: the guy being called doctor McLain, the guy that fingered me,
Speaker 5: but we think he's probably brush salesman.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter, brush salesman. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then and then when the doctor pulled his finger out,
Speaker 5: he whispered in my air. I guess was as good
Speaker 5: a doctor McLean.
Speaker 3: And that's when I knew he was listening to the show.
Speaker 1: Oh there, but if he's heard that story, he knows
Speaker 1: that there's that he was potentially not a doctor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot of Mincine operates in a gray Yeah.
Speaker 4: You seem to be in the gray area as well.
Speaker 5: Anyway, the pressure is on to get to the gender podcast,
Speaker 5: and I'm waiting in the doctor's clinic.
Speaker 3: He Wane's been picked before me.
Speaker 5: I'm waiting there for half an hour and then and
Speaker 5: then it and then it sort of descends into a fingering,
Speaker 5: and you know, the pressures on and the clock's ticking.
Speaker 1: You know, you find out you've got a disease browing
Speaker 1: and your ass to get intimute it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: It's a peatri dish that's creating like just an evil
Speaker 5: civilization that will eventually fly out of there and killing people.
Speaker 3: That's that's far more interesting than the Super Rugby teams.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but could I just say about the Super Rugby
Speaker 5: how did they make that that announcement so quiet?
Speaker 3: Could you?
Speaker 5: You couldn't make them lest quet if you put the
Speaker 5: and a bunker under the ground.
Speaker 3: That's because they had a complete media blackout.
Speaker 4: They had nothing to say though, because the two biggest
Speaker 4: announcements for Ardie Sava going to Mona, yeah, which is
Speaker 4: on you, and James O'Connor going to the.
Speaker 3: Crusaders, which is quite quite interesting.
Speaker 4: Interesting, but those two announcements were done months ago. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so that's why there's these ones like.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even make them.
Speaker 5: It isn't even making the news on just regularly regulate
Speaker 5: like you know, the news broadcast already. They're desperate for anything,
Speaker 5: they're desperate just to fill the slots they and they
Speaker 5: not even bringing that up. So you've got to you've
Speaker 5: got to manufacture some drama or something.
Speaker 1: Well, if there was a draft, you'd have mcconi up
Speaker 1: there announcing with the first pick and the blah blah
Speaker 1: blah draft. Then you get to watch an eighteen year
Speaker 1: old for Feller's lifelong game, You see his family, the presentation,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: And then you get like a you know, a big
Speaker 3: rich team, you know, taking a.
Speaker 5: Player that's blue beloved in a small you know, like
Speaker 5: from a smaller franchise, and the smaller franchises fu amount
Speaker 5: of winter and the big big franchises is hoop laughing
Speaker 5: it up and you're going, you rich bastards, all that
Speaker 5: kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 5: We loving the I mean you look at the NFL Draft.
Speaker 5: There's one hundred and one hundred and ten thousand people
Speaker 5: at the draft.
Speaker 3: Yeah, only three of them are going to have a career.
Speaker 3: Well on those drafts.
Speaker 4: Even the NBA draft cities in the US pitch to
Speaker 4: have the draft event yea at their city because it
Speaker 4: brings in hundreds of millions of dollars because fans come
Speaker 4: from every to watch it. Like it's like a it's
Speaker 4: like bringing you know, it's like pitching for the Commonwealth Games.
Speaker 4: That's what they am in America and they are like
Speaker 4: and this year it's going to be in Philadelphia, and.
Speaker 5: I think it's the it's like communism versus capitalism. I
Speaker 5: don't necessarily want to get into that argument, but you know,
Speaker 5: if it's all run by one body, then you know
Speaker 5: you can have It's never that exciting. But if it's
Speaker 5: competing franchises and a draft, then then there it's each
Speaker 5: And I mean look at I mean you just look
Speaker 5: at the NRL and how much more hype there is
Speaker 5: because the franchises are actually legitimately competing each with each
Speaker 5: other for players.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and because the night itself, like you're saying, they
Speaker 1: compete for who gets the host it and then they'll
Speaker 1: have like a club legend. So if there was a
Speaker 1: Super Rugby draft, you'd have what you have. Beaver there
Speaker 1: from the Chiefs, you have, yeah, Tony Brown.
Speaker 4: From the Landers to Blackadder from the todd Yeah, right
Speaker 4: from the Blues.
Speaker 3: Did you play professional rugby two?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think did he? In the
Speaker 3: vibe that Auckland rugby Christian.
Speaker 4: Callen Spencer would have been great, Yeah, he's throwing through
Speaker 4: Auckland Blues.
Speaker 3: He goes from Doug Allett. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd have those guys they're representing, and they go
Speaker 1: up and they make the announcement of the pick that
Speaker 1: they've they've made, you know, and and then.
Speaker 3: It shuts off just in a hall with you know,
Speaker 3: you know, twenty tables. Yeah, at the Pontsomber rugby clubs.
Speaker 5: And then it grows and it grows and it grows,
Speaker 5: and it becomes an important thing on the sporting calendar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred percent, I think.
Speaker 1: And then if you've got a team, because like you
Speaker 1: look at the Highlanders team list and Tony was sitting
Speaker 1: with Tony Lyle used today he was looking at the
Speaker 1: Highlanders teamless. He's a big Highlanders fan. He was like,
Speaker 1: Jesus is grim And if you're a sing like that,
Speaker 1: you could trade some pixelways. Yeah, because you look at
Speaker 1: Harry Plumber sitting on the bench for the Blues. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and and the Landers can't find it first.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean that's the great thing about the bottom
Speaker 5: team getting the first pick exactly.
Speaker 3: I mean that's just such a.
Speaker 5: Great method of, you know, of giving someone an opportunity
Speaker 5: to get a superstar coming through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, but they will never do that, I know.
Speaker 4: Well, hopefully the NRL get into the draft and that'll
Speaker 4: make Union jealous and then they'll follow suit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and more international players, I mean, if there's more
Speaker 5: money in there. But you know, Enton de Point, it's
Speaker 5: just being announced, but being brought in by Crusaders or something.
Speaker 4: That'd be good.
Speaker 3: That'd be great.
Speaker 4: And I love it too because Obversely's players love coming
Speaker 4: and playing at a super.
Speaker 3: Because it lifts the game. In the off season, they
Speaker 3: all blacks.
Speaker 4: Bit of injury news for the All Black Sam Kaine.
Speaker 4: He's got his got his head split open. I mean
Speaker 4: it's like about twenty stitches in there. It's a massive gash.
Speaker 4: So he's out for the French game, which means apparently
Speaker 4: there's this talk of Ardie going back to seven, the
Speaker 4: human Skewer, Summer Penny Fee now the first five killer
Speaker 4: going to blindside and side titty to number eight.
Speaker 3: Oh side titty. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4: But the strangest comment came from the assistant coach. It's
Speaker 4: his name, not Hanson, what's his name, Scott? Scott Hanson
Speaker 4: had this to say about Sam Kane.
Speaker 2: Sam was a quality leader.
Speaker 3: He's a great storyteller.
Speaker 5: He can see how's performances for the All Brex most
Speaker 5: recently or miss Sam.
Speaker 3: Can we go.
Speaker 4: He's a great storyteller. Yeah, so is he in the
Speaker 4: middle of a game? Is he telling a story? How
Speaker 4: is that relevant to a good player?
Speaker 3: It's relevant, relevant for the for the court session after
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 4: It's like, he's a quality player, he's a great storyteller,
Speaker 4: and he've seen his performance, so it's like he's just
Speaker 4: thrown in there. It's like saying he knows how to
Speaker 4: boof bears and he you've seen his performance lately is great.
Speaker 4: He's got a massive dong and he's a great foot
Speaker 4: because it's such a weird thing to throw in there.
Speaker 5: Yeahs speaking of messive dons. Is what's the deal with
Speaker 5: dog Roll?
Speaker 3: Is he not playing?
Speaker 5: He is playing, he's paying, he's playing as he stepped
Speaker 5: down from captain or something.
Speaker 3: No, he's not going to be the captain of the Crusaders.
Speaker 5: See, I see that's just driving through and heard the
Speaker 5: headline and put three and three together because because I
Speaker 5: thought maybe they'd get him on blindside. Yeah, because we've
Speaker 5: got a bit of lockage going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, him to provide any of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Six, it's a powerful if they started putting him on
Speaker 4: the side. Yeah, he got dog rolling.
Speaker 3: I think it's dog roll.
Speaker 4: He gets in trouble when he's coming into rucks, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: My first because he's so great to have a captain
Speaker 3: who is always getting into trouble.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's totally and I loved it. And he
Speaker 4: was a bit of biffo in the weekend and it
Speaker 4: was it was him that came in first with the
Speaker 4: all the referees like to show some leadership, you know.
Speaker 4: That was leadership. That's how comeing in and going, don't
Speaker 4: funk with my plans in there. Throw Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 4: bones touch my players and throwing bones.
Speaker 3: The repercussions for firing up.
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny when he was first named
Speaker 1: captain of the All Blacks and then they named about
Speaker 1: five vice captains.
Speaker 3: It's like, not a big vote of confidence and the
Speaker 3: decision making of dog roll. It's quite funny.
Speaker 1: We are up against a bit of time presture this morning,
Speaker 1: so we might have to knock this thing on the
Speaker 1: head there.
Speaker 4: But got some of yours pleases, Well, we do. But
Speaker 4: should we get to them tomorrow. You might have to
Speaker 4: get to them tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yea, So this fingering really fucked me?
Speaker 4: Literally yeah, literally literally. Do you want me to have
Speaker 4: a look as well, just to get a second opinion?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean I don't use my hands by
Speaker 4: the way I use my other I.
Speaker 3: Mean it's your system running. Are you running a good
Speaker 3: operation for you? Have a look?
Speaker 4: Hands free shape already?
Speaker 3: All right? It stuck fast thing on the head. Will
Speaker 3: be back tomorrow. Thanks having me.
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