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Speaker 1: Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of Pod. Now, people listening

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Speaker 1: may or may not know that. My mother in law

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Speaker 1: is always an interesting character. She's always got something on

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Speaker 1: the go. She lives in a constant stated flight of fancy,

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Speaker 1: lives in ragling with all the other happees. And she

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Speaker 1: asked me the other day, if we took my tractor

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Speaker 1: down on the back of a trailer, would I help

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Speaker 1: her steal some gravel from the side of the road.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my god, born, there is pumple at gravel, That's

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Speaker 2: what I said.

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Speaker 1: I was like, hands up. She's like, I've been ragling

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Speaker 1: too long, haven't I? I said it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you certainly see those pile of piles of gravel,

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Speaker 2: which they obviously used to roadbooks.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, if you're a trailer or you you could

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Speaker 1: have seen people stealing from the piles of gravel. Someone's

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Speaker 1: not talking much.

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Speaker 2: Someone is high on their face, Haley, no, now lesson what?

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, don't admit to a crime?

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Speaker 3: Was we didn't commit a crime, but someone committed a

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Speaker 3: crime on our behalf without us asking because we once

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Speaker 3: had a driveway that was laid with gravel and it

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Speaker 3: arrived and yes, we may have hired a semi unprofessional

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Speaker 3: cowboy to do it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, what are we off for

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Speaker 4: the gravel?

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Speaker 3: And there was nothing going on the gravel and it

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Speaker 3: was taken from the side of the Demutucka Hill.

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Speaker 4: Now I had nothing to do with that. I didn't

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Speaker 4: ask for it to be there.

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Speaker 2: And why was he Why wouldn't he still the gravel

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Speaker 2: then charge you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he thought he was doing us a favorite.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, move on receiving Crimes Act in nineteen sixty one.

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Speaker 4: Receiving I did, but I was unbeknownst. It was after

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Speaker 4: we had left.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe ignorance is a defense in this case.

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Speaker 1: And you're going to be going to court. And that's

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Speaker 1: why my mother in law's doing at the moment, she's

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Speaker 1: gone along to the court. I thought you were going

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Speaker 1: to say, that's when you're right to her as a

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Speaker 1: pen palder in present. Yeah, yeah, No, my mother in

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Speaker 1: law is looking after my nephew. Yeah, and so that

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Speaker 1: means she's up in awkward. She's been going along to

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Speaker 1: this like extremely high profile high court case. If you're

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Speaker 1: outside of New Zealand, you might not have heard of it,

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Speaker 1: And maybe you haven't even heard of it in New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: But an eye doctor years on trial for murdering his wife. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he's seventy one. The whole thing's a very interesting story. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And so she's been going along, like she drops the

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Speaker 1: kids off of school and then just carries on to court,

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Speaker 1: grabs a park, pays fuck knows how much, pass right

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Speaker 1: by my house. He is so expensive for entertainment. And

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Speaker 1: she's made friends with a gay couple who apparently love

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Speaker 1: going along as well, just for scheits and gates. She said,

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Speaker 1: it's the same people there every day. And this gay

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Speaker 1: couple they are a retired gay couple. This is what

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Speaker 1: they do. They go to high profile cases the High Court. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That is not a good sport, That's what

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Speaker 1: I said. It's almost but fuck someone's dead.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there will literally be photos of murdered bodies and

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Speaker 2: gruesome details and getting off.

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Speaker 1: On that getting off. It's therefore maybe I can't. It's entertainment,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. Yah. She's like, oh, they're lovely and they

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Speaker 1: were running me through the details of so and so's case.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about? She's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this other high profile case in New Zealand. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I haven't ever heard.

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Speaker 4: Of that one because I've never done jury judy.

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Speaker 2: I've got out of it at twice or three times.

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Speaker 2: I think the next time I might have to do it.

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Speaker 3: But you don't get to choose your cases. I had

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Speaker 3: a friend that got stuck on a real like horrendous

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean kind of stuff you.

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Speaker 2: Are I'm going to be in that jury selection process

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Speaker 2: saying I work on the radio and I cannot keep secrets.

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Speaker 3: I'm the sad and I'm popping anxiety pearls and I'll

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Speaker 3: be like, oh, got big mouth.

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Speaker 2: Also, I think they give you like ten dollars or

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Speaker 2: something for your time. It's like, excuse me, Like do

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Speaker 2: you know how much renters? And yeah stuff in Auckland. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like people can't afford to do that.

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Speaker 4: Hey you what you do or anything? They just pay

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Speaker 4: you this flat.

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Speaker 1: That people like your mother in law nothing to do.

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Speaker 1: But she also, I said her, do you think he

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Speaker 1: did it? She's like, I don't know. My opinion. Along

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Speaker 1: with the jury playing along a.

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Speaker 3: Game of clunt thing to being persuaded.

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Speaker 1: She sends me these massive long messages because I engaged

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Speaker 1: in it, and of course no one else in her family.

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Speaker 1: So she's like, I'm going to tell somebody, and he

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Speaker 1: answered my question, so I'm going the like super long lead,

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Speaker 1: how long? Like this is like a rundown of like

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Speaker 1: what what she's learned and what evidence has been provided? God,

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Speaker 1: that's that and the other.

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Speaker 2: Incredibly fascinating but morbid more morbidly fascinating morbid.

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Speaker 1: She was a community nurser a while, and she said

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Speaker 1: she would go around a check on patience. They'd be dead.

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Speaker 1: She's like, hand dead bodies and dead bodies, and right,

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Speaker 1: not much shocks her.

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Speaker 4: Terrible fucking nurse.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling this story. No, it happened in the seventies,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know names or any details or whatever.

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Speaker 1: That's still but she would go around. She was a

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Speaker 1: communit nurse, so she'ld go to their homes and check

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Speaker 1: up on them. And she said she went round and

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Speaker 1: a guy had had his leg amputator. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 1: so all she had with the night she had to

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Speaker 1: go run and see this guy with an amputated league

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Speaker 1: And she got around there and she's like, I need

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Speaker 1: to change your dressings, and.

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Speaker 4: He I don't know if I can handle this belly.

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Speaker 1: He pulled the covers back and she said his dick

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Speaker 1: was down to his knee. And she said as a joke,

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Speaker 1: she said to him, I thought you'd had your leg amputator.

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Speaker 1: And this guy was like, what do you mean? And

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Speaker 1: he had no idea he was sporting.

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Speaker 2: Huge penis in terms of like maybe even againness world

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Speaker 2: record penis perhaps.

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Speaker 1: She said that they always traveled into the community nurses

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Speaker 1: and the other nurse was they were of the understanding

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Speaker 1: was the one person job, not blood. She put out

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Speaker 1: of the car and she's like, I'm just gonna need

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Speaker 1: to get my other nurse for help. But she went

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Speaker 1: out of the cush you can come and say this

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Speaker 1: massive dick. Oh, I would be like that. So the

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Speaker 1: nurse came in from everything. There was two of them,

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Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, I'm here to help, and

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Speaker 1: she said her job was to like the other news

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Speaker 1: that came in. Her job was to too handedly lift

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Speaker 1: the penis out of the way. So she could do that.

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Speaker 1: Would they not have.

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Speaker 4: Three four?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Two handed? She lifted the penis the dog roll my

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Speaker 1: mother in law changed the imagining dog roll, she said,

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Speaker 1: like a big dog roll. Chub. Simply know that she

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Speaker 1: is prone to a smoge of exaggeration for the purpose

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Speaker 1: of storytelling. She's a wonderful storyteller, she said. You can

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Speaker 1: check because she's still friends with the nurse. She's like,

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Speaker 1: next time you see her, just say something about you.

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Speaker 1: Don't give any details other than ah, did you have

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Speaker 1: to help Robin deal with an amputee in Hamilton? Once

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Speaker 1: the giant dick Robin says, the guy with the giant

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Speaker 1: deck right was Wow. This is people have these sorts

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Speaker 1: of con stasis with their mother in law. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I cert or even their mother.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: I don't have these conversations with my mother.

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Speaker 3: Wow, but go hem, you know she's out there the

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Speaker 3: beginning amputated.

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Speaker 1: I thought you got an amputation from quick knowing you

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Speaker 1: were sporting her. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, some of us don't what. I don't know what

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Speaker 4: have been sinuating