WEBVTT - "Animalympics" 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.000 Live from the Export Beer Addin's studio and brought to 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:04.000 you by Export Ultra of the Bear for Here. This 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:07.040 is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the twenty ninth of July. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:12.640 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.960 brought to you by Next Sport Ultra. 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.680 Good morning, Lane. We'll get into the Olympics for shortly. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:21.360 But I don't know if you heard. Heath and I 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.480 are talking about it on the podcast. Last week we 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.639 got onto talking about who's the greatest New Zealander of 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:28.080 all time? 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:31.720 Oh yeah, that's that's quite a broad topic. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:34.040 It came off the back of a voicemail that we 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:36.560 had and it was something that I thought that Matt 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.960 and Jerry would have done on this show. Paul ever 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:41.280 on a great New Zealander. Who is the greatest? 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:42.320 Yeah? Who is the greatest? 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.199 Because people were talking last last week. Actually came off 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.600 the back of a meme that was going around saying 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.280 Lebron James is the greatest American of all time. Someone 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:54.000 had him over Abe Lincoln and I got asked, who 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:55.920 is the greatest New Zealander of all time? And I 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.000 feel like we need to We've got a lot of 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:59.680 messages on Instagram about it. 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:02.000 Yeah, a lot of votes for Richie. 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:04.240 I feel like we need to bust out another bracket 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:06.679 for this, like we did with the a SEC nicknames 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:07.119 last year. 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:08.560 Yeah, so I. 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:11.920 Think we need to get your votes through sending voicemails. 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:13.840 There's some interesting ones on this list. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:16.760 This is just a little quick whip around that we 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.200 had in the office last week of some of the 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.479 some of the ones that we came. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.440 In Money who put pe money in the Greatest News 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:24.640 you p Money versus Scribe. 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.880 I feel like it would be quite a good, you know, 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.720 quite a good I Ring Van Dyke versus Benie Mini. Obviously, 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:32.320 we're going to have to boil this down. I think 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.960 last year we did sixty four in the bracket, which, yeah, 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:35.880 arguably too much. 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:37.559 Yeah it was. It went on for quite some time, 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:41.119 So thirty two would probably be the go. Costable Keith 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.520 versus Sniff. Yeah, Constable Keith. I always thought he was. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.800 There was the dog's name. Nah, nah, he was. Constable 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.880 Keith was the was the police officer Sniff as a 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.520 terrifying looking dog if you ah. It was like it 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.800 was like before puppetry became cute. It was like basically 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:01.240 a taxi dormy Alsatian with a loose jaw. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.760 That's exactly what it was. I just somebody sent me 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.400 a photo of it last week. I'm gonna try and 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.200 bring it up. But yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:12.399 Here it is here taxi to me, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.279 it was a legit taxi. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.560 To mc dog were just a loose bottom jaw that 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:17.440 would go up and down. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:19.520 And it's like, now, kids, what do you do if 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:21.359 a stranger jumps out of the bush and flashes you? 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:25.240 What the fuck? I did not know that was an 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.320 option and to the state, never happened to me. We 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:31.400 used to work with comfortable Keith daughter Meghan Keith. Really 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.280 yeah she was. She was on radio for you. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:40.520 Keith this his last name, of course, that was I 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:44.360 thought that they were a comfortable dave. It's like I 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:46.640 thought they did that to make him a bit more approachable. Also, 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.000 where I'm from, you do know the police by first name. No, 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.960 it's Constable Keith's last name. Okay, okay, so Keith, this 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.200 is last night. Well we're learning a lot. See, this 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:56.919 is what it's important to have these debates, because the 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.480 one I was talking about last week was would you 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.320 have Joanah over id Hillary? And I think they know 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:05.200 about that. I think the only thing that holds Jonah 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:06.880 back is he didn't win a World Cup if we 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:08.040 won in ninety five. 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.440 And he didn't climb the highest mountain in the world. No, 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.000 he didn't. He didn't. He didn't drive it. He didn't 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.120 drive a messy Ferguson to the South Pole either Lake 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:16.680 sirehn Hllary did. He didn't. 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:21.000 He didn't build schools in Nepal and then take all 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:23.000 the kids from the school down to the nearest flat 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:24.799 bit of earth and make them dance for a whole 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:26.960 day until it was flattened flat enough that a plane 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:27.560 could land in it. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:30.240 But he did. Yeah, it did do that. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:34.000 And that's why he's on the five dollar note. You 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.200 know Queen Beavers, Val Adams. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:37.880 Magnus and Magnus Benra. 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:41.080 Can you put Magnus and Benra on the same thing 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:42.960 anyone outside of Auckland. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:47.000 No, Magnus and beinro It's a very Auckland TV store 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:48.920 appliance store, isn't it. 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.680 I actually have only just found you telling me that. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.520 Now I've only just figured out what they actually said 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:54.640 white ware. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:56.200 They just cracked me up. 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:58.360 What are their names again? I was just talking about 0:03:58.400 --> 0:03:58.840 them before. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:04.000 Ah On and Adrian, they're definitely banging. I think they're married, 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:09.960 an't they are? They? Are? They not blowing your mind 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:10.720 this morning? 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:14.000 A lot this morning. John and Adrian aren't married. Keith 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:15.200 is not his first name. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:17.960 Hey, in the Briscoes Lady, it's a wig. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.240 Yeah, I know it's a wig, but I don't think 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:23.120 a wig precludes you from being the greatest New Zealander 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.000 of all time. But you know she's going to come 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.840 up against some stuff, the big Saved lady versus the 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:28.560 Briscoes lad. 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:31.479 Yeah, Timmy is her name, Timmy? Yeah, I think so. 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:36.320 But Gary from Big Gary's chip shop down there, RP. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:42.280 Morton Courts, who figured out continuous fermentation for dB Breweries 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:42.800 back in the day. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:47.480 That's a global phenomenon that one know. The Finn Brothers. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.920 I mean, you can't put David Baine in here. Who 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:50.920 put David Baine. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.880 David Bayne versus Mark Lundy, Oh, okay, that's my Lee 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:57.440 Hart versus Mikey Havoc, Stacy Jones versus the Nick Minute guy. 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.599 I'm just saying there's a lot there's a lot of 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.000 mister Whippy. You know you're going to put him in there, 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:07.000 Charlie Upham, Willi Appia to oh okay, yep opper the dolphin, 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.360 the field than most. There's a lot that you can 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.600 chuck in there. And I think that over the next 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.599 month we need to deliberate as to who is the 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.840 greatest New Zealander. It's going to be controversial, and I 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.440 think we have a wins that we should put a 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:23.000 strong petition forward to Chris Luxen to change one of 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:25.760 the notes, the notes, yeah, the banknotes. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.599 Yeah, because we'll make a new one five. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.360 Yeah, make a new five Hondy and we're going to 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:34.760 put the nick Minute guy on it or whoever you 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.120 vote for. So yeah, i'll doctor that up this afternoon. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:43.040 We'll get into it probably tomorrow or Wednesday, just before 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.000 we get into the Olympics as well. Your rams won 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:46.000 on the weekend. 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.120 Yes, and you know what a little part of me 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.240 my heart sung when I was watching that and the 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:54.760 mascot made his way onto the court and they've changed 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.200 have changed his costume somewhat since I was in it. 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.480 It's a bit more athletic. Yeah, it looks a bit 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:03.520 more breather than the basically the wool rests rug that 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.520 I was wearing in the paper mache helmet that was 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:09.400 about thirty kg's Because you were the ram I was Rambo. 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:13.000 His name's Rambo. I was Rambo for a season down there, 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.040 and when I was a student down there in Canterbridge. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.400 That it just killed you. Yes, there was an incident 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.159 where I was left hanging from the hoop by a 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:23.479 gold medallion on the seventies theme night, and the crowd 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:26.280 thought it was all part of the entertainment as Rambo 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:30.680 looked like he was getting hung And luckily for me, 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.200 the structure of the medallion was quite weak and it 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.200 gave way and I fell flat on my back on 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:39.479 the court. There was footage of this. Oh my god, 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.960 I would rather see that than the bodybuilding footage. This 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.120 was so bad I actually feared for my life for 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.520 a while there. It was. It's funny now, but at 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:49.240 the time I was struggling to breathe and hanging from 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:53.840 a ten foot hoop entangled with a gold medallion into 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.800 the net, and then to fall down feet and land 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.760 on your back. The only thing that stopped being knocked 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.600 out was the fact I had that thirty kg helmet on. 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:07.000 Bit of PP yeah, well a bit of health and 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.400 safety procedures. Last night they cut the net down, yes, 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.560 because they did. When the NBL last night, there was 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:15.200 a great clipt in the rounds of ironically a RAMS fan. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:18.360 This kid, Oh, he dropped the greatest IF bomb. Yeah, 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.360 in slow motion you can see him saying it. But 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:22.400 they were winning. I don't know what it was about, 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:25.200 but go check that one out on Instagram. But the 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:28.119 Olympics did start over the weekend. Did you watch the 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:29.240 opening ceremony? 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.480 I watch it bits and pieces of it. It was. 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:33.840 It was quite something. It was all over the show. 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:35.880 It was a lot going on. I quite liked the 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.400 idea that the athletes came in on boats, so they 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:40.880 quite liked that. Yeah, the flames not in the in 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.840 the like the fact that it wasn't in a stadium 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.160 so much. You know, I quite liked it. It was. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:49.920 I saw an interview with Andrew Mulligan from crowd Go 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.960 as well, because he's over there, and he was like, 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:53.200 I gotta be honest with you, it would have been 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:55.040 way bit of watching on TV than where I was. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:56.840 Oh yeah, yeah, he could only see a little bit 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:59.000 of it. Yeah, because they would they would have. There 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.480 was like a woman, the opera singer was impressive. So 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:05.119 she was standing on top of that big glass building. Yeah, one, yeah, 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:07.120 and then they zoomed out. But the thing is, no 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.160 one in town could have seen her or heard her. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.000 It was only that she was miked up and they 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:12.800 had zoomed in it. What is that big building again? 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:18.160 Is that nopera house? Something like that? Anyway, there's so 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.720 many impressive buildings in Paris, which ones which? But in 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:26.280 an essence, the Omening Ceremony is an hour long tourism video. Yes, 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.320 that's all it is. They don't give a shit about 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.400 the people there watching it. It's about selling Paris to 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.640 the world. And it did a pretty mean job. Doesn't 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:36.360 ave much selling power, I know, but it was pretty balling. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.800 And I like the way that the audacity of They 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.359 ain't give a ship. They put a bunch of transvestites 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:44.440 and mock the last supper. They don't care. What are 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.400 you gonna do about me? 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:48.640 I thought that was Dionysus and they were just having 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.839 some sort of festive orgy. And I don't know, I 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.719 suppose open to interpretation that that metal band forgive me 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:58.720 for not know go Jira or something like that. A 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:02.560 few people that hearing that on my timeline people, A 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:04.480 few of my friends absolutely love that kind of shit. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.600 It's good. I like it. I mean, the less amount 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:10.800 of children running around with ribbons, yeah, the better, because 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.480 that's what vans in most opening ceremonies. There's a bunch 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:16.760 of children with flags and ribbons and they're dance. Yeah 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.040 a shit. Yeah. 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:22.200 I did notice though that as the boats were coming 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:25.400 along the water, there were all those fountains going off. 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:25.680 Yeah. 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.120 I was like, these guys must be getting absolutely drenched, 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:31.360 and sure enough they were. Kevin Durant posted to his 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:35.360 Instagram stories like my whole outfits soaked. He would not 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:36.920 be used to that, and know this's a guy who's 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.280 getting paid hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:39.720 Yeah. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.400 I didn't like their uniform either. The Americans. They had 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:46.320 seen undersized jeans on with blazers. Anytime you're trying to 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.120 fit NBA players, Yeah, they look ridiculous. 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.520 In a suit. Yeah, in a suit, you can spot. 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:52.400 It's quite funny. 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.760 I liked looking at all the dudes on their boats 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.520 and trying to pick what sport they were, you know, Yeah, 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.559 the NBA players stick out like you know. 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.880 Dogs balls because they're about seven feet tall. 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:05.240 Yeah, I'll say the other day made of mine who's 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.640 over there sailing for some more. So we should try 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.040 and get him on and get his thoughts of what 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:10.520 it was like. 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.920 He filmed the whole thing. It seemed like it was 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:16.080 a long day for the athlete. Well, there's a lot 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.319 of athletes who weren't there either, because obviously the rugby 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.120 sevens was on at the same time. Oh yeah, surfers 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:21.880 are a wee way away. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:26.120 Oh where are they, Billy Stimm? 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.480 It is actually an action right now. Have you seen? Though? 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.120 They've got like a floating Olympic village and Tahiti, so 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.400 they've got like a little cruise ship. And then all 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.679 the surfers are just staying on this cruise ship. Oh, 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.280 just parting up almost rather do that. Yeah, I suppose 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:40.520 you can't surf and Paris, can you. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.920 And they're back to not knowing whether they're going to 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.760 do the triathlon in the sin anymore because it rained, 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.400 because it rained and so now, but then what they're 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.560 saying is, so they tested the water after the rain 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:54.480 and so there was more poos in there. That's what 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:58.040 they're testing for. Yeah, I coola figal meta. They found 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:02.720 dangerous levels of No, Like, if it stays that's follow poose, 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:04.840 we're not going to be able to do it. Then 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.839 it came out that actually, you know, when the mirror 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:09.400 went down and had to swim, Yeah, and a few 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:11.480 of them were swimming around. It actually came out that 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:15.520 the levels were dangerous. Then too, Ah, there's no way, 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:17.319 there's no way this is good. It's going to be 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:19.520 clean enough. Whether that it goes ahead or not, I 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:22.760 think it is completely irrelevant, Like, it doesn't depend on 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:23.840 whether there's posing there or not. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.800 I go on a head with it or yeah they 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:27.640 should do and I want to I want to swimmer 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.280 to come out of the water with a grogan like 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.800 on his shoulder or something, we're in his hair. That's 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:33.960 that just. I mean, even if it's fake, even if 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.360 someone just throws a picnic bar in the and puts it, 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.000 grabs it off your shoulder and takes a bite out 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.040 of it. Live on TV add and Wild. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.439 Who could be our best middle hope so far, we're 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.040 going to get into all of the actual action that 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.160 has happened in the first forty eight hours of the 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:48.640 Olympics proper, but just before we do. 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:49.880 If you're watching all of these. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.319 Sports and you're thinking, geez, I wish there's some sort 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.200 of scholarship set up around this kind of thing, something 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.720 that could get me, like, I don't know, some chips, 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:01.320 some refreshments. Well we've got just that nackt change sports scholarship. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.280 We're binge watching. Sport is a sport. To enter text 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:06.280 chip to three two three six, follow the link and 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.760 you could be in to win the Ultimate acc Price 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:09.600 Pack quick break. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:10.640 We'll be right back lane. 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:12.760 I was reading the newspapers this morning, and I'm gonna 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.560 be honest, they're all very, very negative and down on 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:16.720 our athletes so far. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.760 Well there is I mean, like I could see why 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:22.880 with one zero medals we have not won a medal. 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:28.400 But we specialize in our ass being on something solid 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:31.200 to win. Okay, whether it's us being blown around a 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.880 harbor or an ocean, or whether it's going backwards or forwards, 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.560 when our ass needs to be on some sort of 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:39.640 terra firma to win a medal. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:41.600 We need to be set and to be fair, our 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:45.240 rowers are going all right, so far the men's peer 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:49.240 in the semi final, women's peer into the woman's lightweight 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.760 double skull into the semi finals, women's four into the final, 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:52.679 men's four into the finals. 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:56.480 So yeah, we are doing well. The word rap as 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.400 it's only ever said once every four years, isn't it. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.480 Yeah, we need the rippig, which I only understand to 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:04.800 mean you get another shot at it. 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:05.160 Yeah. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.959 So you didn't qualify in your heat, you go the 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:12.000 ripa and you basically have to win that to to 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.720 stay in it. It is fun when the Olympics come 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.120 around and you've got to try and refamiliarize yourself with 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:17.680 all this stuff. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.520 Very unique to rowing. Not because there's no rippichage in 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:21.599 the shooting, is it. 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:25.680 I think there's one in the sailing. I don't know 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:30.360 what's great. Rip experts reach out, but where else does it? 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:33.360 World Cup rugby, you lose your pool games and you 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.920 get a rippersa. If this podcast is ship, do we 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.440 have to do a afterwards? 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.120 I was watching a bit of the rowing last night. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:42.920 It's great. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.280 It's an awkward time, but we've taken to go in 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.520 a bed and then firing up the old thing on 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.800 the phone and you can flip between between them all. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:55.920 I was watching our equestrians. Price, I forget if its name. 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:59.840 She drove her horse into one of the barriers, just 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:01.800 like full pace Janelle Janel Price. 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:02.960 It wasn't full pace. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.160 They were coming through the water and they hopped out 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:06.840 and the horse I just don't think was ready for 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:07.400 the next one. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.480 And so it just fuck and then keep going. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.880 And I think basically at that level, if you do that, 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:14.480 you're done. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:18.280 Have Did you watch the pistol shooting? Now? The pistol 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:22.400 shooting is one of the funniest things that they They 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:26.160 introduced the shooters first of all, hands down, all look 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:30.280 like serial killers, the pistol shooters, Yeah, and so, and 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:34.120 then they're wearing these the strangest eye wear you've ever seen. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.600 It's like small piece of scaffolding that they put across 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:40.400 their eyebrows, and then one of them has like an 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:43.920 evil brown eye, and then on the other eye they 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.520 have a flag blocking their eye. And it's like during 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:51.840 the intros, take them off and they're wearing them the 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.760 whole time, and they're standing there and they look like 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.480 the biggest goobers as well, Like, like I said, serial killers, 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.200 All of them serial killers or gamers. Yeah, yeah, have 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:02.880 you have you got a lineup of them of the 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:08.200 pistol pistol shooting, And then it is yes, yes, why 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:12.440 they dreads now like a robotic Harry Potter. It's weird. 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.320 It's not even cool, like there's it looks like the 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.240 like leftover science equipment from your high school class. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.120 And you know what's even uncoler about it. There's no 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:25.920 recoil on the pistol. It's it's like like a spud gun. Yeah, 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:28.640 at least give it some sort of like boom. 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.280 Yeah, anyway, it's kind of like the thing they tried 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.200 to shoot Trump with. There was no like boom. It 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:37.240 was just like clapping. Why wouldn't you if you're one 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.600 of these dudes, if you're one of these pistol shooters, 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:41.720 why would you not come and dressed. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.080 As a cowboy hundred percent? You have the world of 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:45.680 possibilities available to you. 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.400 Yeah, and you come and looking like anbsolute wood or 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:49.920 like some sort of RoboCop thing. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.600 Yeah, just hamming up a little bit. But instead they're 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:56.360 just a little sloppy, weird looking dudes. And then one 0:15:56.400 --> 0:16:00.280 guy he he put his left arm up to shirt 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:03.160 and then he tucked he got his belt out and 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.480 tucked his hand into his belt and into his pants 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:10.600 and then shot. It was weird. It's problematic. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.800 And so they this is they just literally stand there 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:14.760 and shoot with their pistols. 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:16.680 Yeah, they get like I think they do five shots 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:18.080 at a time or something, and then they put them 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.960 down and they put them up again. How boring. Oh yeah, 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.240 they get their hearts rates down to like thirty so 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:26.320 that they're hardly alive. They've got the they got the 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.680 pulse of a toa. Yeah, but why are they wearing 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.720 that that the eye were I don't, I don't know. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.000 It's so odd anime. 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:37.400 Yeah, shit anyway, and also at least with the skiing one, 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.880 like there's a bit of jeppety involved. I like these 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:41.360 twos they have to run around. I think we were 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:42.240 talking about it last week. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:44.520 Yeah, the modern pin test on, Yeah and on in 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.760 the winter. It was where they've got to go. There's 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.880 ski for ten kilometers. Then they've gotta lie down, try 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:50.880 and control their breathing and then shoot a target. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:52.680 Yeah, you should have to ram rate of Michael Hill 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:56.360 Jeweler and then hop out buy your thing off. 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.040 We've got to drive a spoon into a Mesda demio. 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:03.440 Start it, yeah, hit the nearest jewelry saw it, then 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:05.840 get out and pop five off and shoot a wicket 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:10.879 and then you're away. Eat it. Yep. Our sailing is 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.159 an action reveraly sure as well. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.520 The Black Fans seven's beat China forty three to five 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.080 in Canada thirty three seven. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.560 That did michaela Bly score four tries in one of 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:18.960 those games? 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:20.560 It sounds like it would have been that first one. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.000 Yep. They're off to a flyer. 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:25.760 Football fans lost to nearl against Columbia who were probably 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:26.960 flying a drone at the top. 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:27.199 Of the m. 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:31.239 The hockey stick. Black Sticks Men lost to Belgium one 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.040