1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Get a It's Jerry here from the Headache Briecklist, just 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,080 Speaker 1: letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: but didn't know that we also do a live radio show, 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 1: we do. And if you're wondering how to find out 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: what frequency to listen to us in your area, just 6 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 1: takes north or South as an Island to three four. 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 2: Eight three and we'll let you know. 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:34,840 Speaker 1: And now let's get on with the podcast. Welcome along 9 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: to the podcast, Friday the third of October twenty twenty five. 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 3: What was your favorite part about the radio show today? 11 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 2: Jerry, Oh, so many things. 12 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 1: I love the way that we had a nice, broad 13 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: easy max of sport news and stories about our own lives. 14 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 3: You know what you did love, Jerry actually talking to 15 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 3: Britt Comorley about the NRL you loved has Brick Kimorley 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 3: Kimali evenly balanced with the unders appointment of g Lane. 17 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 3: But I believe it's time on the podcast today to 18 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 3: call Terada. 19 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 2: That's right. 20 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: He's got a book out called Kiwi Country, Rural New 21 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: Zealand and one hundred Objects. 22 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 2: That's a great idea for a book. I want to know. 23 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 3: One of my questions for him is going to be. 24 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 3: How Like when that came to him, he must have 25 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 3: just been like, yep, book go. 26 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 2: This is the idea here. 27 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: I suspect it's an idea he's been working on for 28 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 1: Sometimes she'd give him a call. 29 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 3: I think we should more fun than you can shake 30 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 3: a sharing shit at the riots, romp through rural. 31 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,479 Speaker 2: New Zealand, interesting parts of time of the book. 32 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,479 Speaker 3: Good morning, Tarada, Good morning, Hi. 33 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 2: Manaiah and Jerry here. 34 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 4: How are you Very good, gentlemen, very good Rada. 35 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:45,479 Speaker 2: We have called you live on our podcast. 36 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 4: This is excellent news and I can report that at 37 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 4: this exact moment here in christ Church, it's a beautiful day. 38 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 2: It's great news. It's lovely to hear that country. 39 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 3: It's not We've got each a copy of your book 40 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 3: in front of us. 41 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 4: Here we do the publishers throwing them around. Willy Nelly 42 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 4: will have help you to share. 43 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 3: We'll have a couple of giveaway. I want to say, 44 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 3: first off, I don't judge a book by a cover, 45 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 3: but I will judge a book by its smell. And 46 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 3: your book smells delightful. 47 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 4: Oh look, that pleases me greatly because one of the 48 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 4: things I do with joy is that new book smell. Yeah, yeah, 49 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 4: And I'm going to be honest, it was literally the 50 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,920 Speaker 4: first thing I did when they turned up in the 51 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 4: post the other day. I flicked it open, and I 52 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 4: got a little straighter. I actually buried my nose in 53 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 4: the box. 54 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 55 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 1: Well, can you imagine writing a book and going to 56 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: all that if at thousands and thousands of words, hundreds 57 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: and hundreds of hours work, and then picking your book 58 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: up from the publisher radar and smelling at anything that's 59 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: like a person with book. 60 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 4: Just immediately upset you, you know, And well bo is 61 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 4: one of those things though, wasn't it. You know, each 62 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 4: everyone's got their own kind of little thing. You know, 63 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 4: smells rerisen differently actually, and I did hear women who 64 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 4: were on the contraceptor pill and then went off. It 65 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 4: changed their sense and smell, and quite often they don't 66 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 4: like the way their smell. 67 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's interesting. 68 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:14,919 Speaker 1: Well, I know that smell is a huge part of 69 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: your memory attraction to someone and whether or not your 70 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: jeans work with their genes, and it's obviously subconscious. But yeah, 71 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: apparently someone who doesn't smell quite right to you, because 72 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: you know you have smelled people on the pass and 73 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: you are. It's weird how how the person that you 74 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: end up you know, living with oftentimes or becoming very 75 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: very close to you don't mind the smell of their skin, 76 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: You don't mind you like the smell sometimes of their 77 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: body odor. 78 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 2: It's quite a week. That is such a weird thing. Yeah, 79 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 2: it's a beautiful thing. 80 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 3: I see so on the cover of Rural New Zealand 81 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 3: and one hundred Objects, I was just saying to Jerry 82 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 3: off here before, this is an amazing idea for a book. 83 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 3: When it came to you, did you just click immediately 84 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 3: and go Eureka, that's a great idea for a book. 85 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 4: Look going to take credit for it. It was initially 86 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 4: I think the publishers were looking at one hundred New 87 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 4: Zealand's rural kind of innovations and we looked at it 88 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 4: thought well, they've kind of been done, and so we 89 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 4: preached it slightly sideways and said, what about those things 90 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 4: that just remind us of you know, rural New Zealand. 91 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 4: There's a little there's something in there for everyone, and 92 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 4: you know A hundred was quite daunting, and I was like, oh, 93 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 4: you know where you're sort of flounder around with one hundred, 94 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 4: and then Ruth, who is my wife and co writer, 95 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 4: had the brilliant idea of breaking it down into ten sections. 96 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 4: And then actually that became difficult because when you've only 97 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 4: got ten things to sum up the household or the orchard, 98 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 4: then suddenly you've got quite a long list till you 99 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 4: start culling them out. Sometimes things moved from one place 100 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 4: to another. But yeah, and there's and there's always that 101 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 4: thing of you what do you put in and what 102 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 4: do you leave out? 103 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:51,720 Speaker 1: Well, what was interesting is how you came up with 104 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 1: those ten spots. So those ten spots are homestead, paddack, orchard, livestock, 105 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 1: shared cowshed. 106 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 2: Now that's interesting. 107 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: There creek, back blocks, smoko and then road. 108 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 4: Yes, and Ruth designed it so that she said, it's 109 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 4: like it's like a journey on to a farm. So 110 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 4: you generally you generally arrived at the homestead. And quite inadvertently, 111 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,159 Speaker 4: the very first chapter of the duney because if you 112 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 4: have traveled to the country, it's quite a long drive 113 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,719 Speaker 4: and the first thing you need to do is go 114 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,160 Speaker 4: and use the toilet. That wasn't deliberate, but I only 115 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 4: really noticed that once it was published. Actually and then 116 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 4: and then you know, when you travel through the farm, 117 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 4: you go past you know, you go past the ortude, 118 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 4: you go past the shed, there's the cow shed, your 119 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 4: head down the back of the creek and you know, 120 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 4: up into the black box, and then you take that 121 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 4: kind of long country road home again. It was a 122 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,159 Speaker 4: sort of a structure to it. Really. 123 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 3: So I'm looking at smoker. There's obviously there's the obvious 124 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 3: stuff that you you remember, like goalposts and a paddock. 125 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,479 Speaker 3: That's something that we can all picture straight away. But 126 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 3: then you've got a picture of sconce And nothing makes 127 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 3: me think of smoke o more than a jam maybe 128 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 3: a bit of cream on a scone. 129 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 4: We're going to tell you what, And it's actually we've 130 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 4: got my mother's scone recipe in there because she uses 131 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 4: lemonade and you know, it makes for a lighter scone. 132 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 4: And everyone's look, everyone's got their own particular scone recipe. 133 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 4: I've got another show at the moment about the history 134 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 4: of New Zellan cookbox and you'll you'll find these vintage 135 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 4: New Zealan cookbox. I've got one from Bank's Peninsula and 136 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 4: there would be something like twelve recipes for scones because 137 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 4: obviously people put in their idea. You know, you can't 138 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 4: leave anyone out when you've got one of these fundraising cookbox. 139 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 4: And I'm sure that people would have gone through and 140 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 4: tried Marjorie's and Islands and Francises and various others to 141 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,239 Speaker 4: come to whatever they think is the best scone recipe, 142 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 4: because the resk one is slightly different. 143 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 2: Right when I was. 144 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 1: Fucking through, I got to the paddock section, which is 145 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: chapter two, and something that struck me as unusual and 146 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting was the flax fiber skateboard. Yeah, tell 147 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 1: me about the flax fiber skateboard. Why would that be 148 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,359 Speaker 1: in the paddock section? 149 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 4: The core Flex generally grows in a petic and we're 150 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 4: looking at those things that sort of surrounded they. One 151 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 4: point flex was Flex was one of the biggest export 152 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 4: industries in New Zealand. And look, it was a very 153 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 4: good way to get the word glory hole and suture 154 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 4: into the book within the flex and this glory hole 155 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 4: was a pretty important piece of infrastructure. Way back when 156 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 4: I think they threw a small boy into the glory 157 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 4: hole and he spent some time down there being covered 158 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 4: in flex. But actually, if you have a look at Flex, 159 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 4: it's one of those magic kind of fibers. I remember 160 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 4: taking some a flex wing mirror that had been you 161 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 4: use the flex and they use it like a little 162 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 4: bit like carbon fiber. It's very very good. We took 163 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 4: it over to the UK where there was a New 164 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 4: Zealand company was sending parts of it. The Formula three 165 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 4: race cars for Flex. I think Hayden Patten's car might 166 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 4: have quite a lot of fleas in it. But yeah, 167 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 4: there's an outfit that was using flax fibers to basically 168 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,559 Speaker 4: bonded together and make skateboards. So it's these unexpected little 169 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 4: things up We all drive past flax. Most people don't 170 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 4: think about the huge success, but you know, one of 171 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 4: the very first and largest industries in New Zealand disappeared 172 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 4: by the wayside and now possibly coming back again. 173 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 3: This seems like one of those books where you have 174 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 3: it beside your bed and you pack up and you 175 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 3: read one chapter or one item and they put it 176 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 3: back down again. Think about it for a while and 177 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 3: you know it's one of those ones you can just 178 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 3: pack up and take and bite sized pieces, isn't it. 179 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 4: Look we both Ruth and I were brought up with 180 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,560 Speaker 4: the classic toilet book. You know, you'd go to visit people, 181 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 4: and often you'd want to go back to visit someone 182 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,840 Speaker 4: just because there was a book like this right by 183 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,839 Speaker 4: the toilet, and it was piles of time magazines, readers, digests, 184 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,199 Speaker 4: you know, national geographics, what it may be. And we 185 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 4: really thought that we wanted to have it as that 186 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 4: toilet book. So yeah, literally you can pick it up, 187 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 4: you can flick through. You don't have to read it 188 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 4: in order. As something tickles your fancy, you read it. 189 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 4: And I remember when Ruthles sending some drafts through. You know, 190 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 4: it's that classic thing. You laugh at something, you learn 191 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,880 Speaker 4: about something, and then you have something to go and 192 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 4: talk about at the water cool it. We also say, 193 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 4: you know it's the classic Christmas book because the next 194 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,720 Speaker 4: day you can be that person at the boxing day. 195 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 4: Lance and Goo, did you know it's a flax industry 196 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:08,559 Speaker 4: used to have things called the glory Hole into Ay. 197 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 1: We're talking to today are about his book Kiwi Country, 198 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 1: Rural New Zealand and one hundred objects. We're going to 199 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: take a break and come back, and when we come back, 200 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:21,480 Speaker 1: I'm going to ask to Radar, how he can justify 201 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 1: taking a complete swipe at one of New Zealand's. 202 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 2: Biggest sacred cows. Welcome back. 203 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,920 Speaker 1: We're talking to Todeda about his book KEEI Country, Rural 204 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,320 Speaker 1: New Zealand and one hundred objects. And this is going 205 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,600 Speaker 1: to upset a lot of people, Radar, because when I 206 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,080 Speaker 1: was having a browse through, I saw something that's going 207 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,960 Speaker 1: to upset people who are huge fans of See Edmundhillary 208 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 1: and I feel like you're running him down. The Hillary 209 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,640 Speaker 1: family will be upset about this, referring to his downstairs 210 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: operation in this way, Edmund Hillary's b smoker. A. What 211 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,200 Speaker 1: was it about Edmund Hillary's b smoker that you were 212 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 1: interested in? 213 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,440 Speaker 4: Look, the reason Hillary could do what he did was 214 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 4: because he was a beekeeper and he had his bee smoker, 215 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,680 Speaker 4: and so he would He's got incredibly fit back in 216 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 4: the day, tramping great distances to his beehives, carrying the 217 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 4: hives around, and it actually provided the money that he 218 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 4: required to go on and become a mountaineer. But he 219 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 4: was first and foremost a beekeeper of one of the 220 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:28,720 Speaker 4: most sort of I guess almost holiest and most sacristanct 221 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,920 Speaker 4: of all of the animal keeping sectors. 222 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,400 Speaker 3: I'm looking here at a stick of jaug nite. This 223 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 3: has caught my attention and I've just had to flick 224 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 3: through it now. Jalug nites. It's basically like dynamite, isn't it? 225 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,840 Speaker 3: And you could use it for all sorts of roadbuilding 226 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 3: and tunneling and mining and. 227 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 2: Things like that. 228 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,839 Speaker 3: But I don't know if it was covered off in 229 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 3: the thing. Have you heard of jellyfishing? This is when 230 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 3: you take a stick of gelignite, you throw it onto 231 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,440 Speaker 3: the top of a pond and then you shoot it. 232 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 3: It explodes and the concussive blast makes every fish in 233 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,760 Speaker 3: that pond to the top. 234 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: Look. 235 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 4: I'm a swamp person from the North Way Katto and 236 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 4: so we were particularly familiar with that. My dad used 237 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 4: to use a lot of gentlemen on the farm, you know, 238 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 4: as we said the book back during the sixth season seventies. 239 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,200 Speaker 4: She didn't need a license. You could go and buy 240 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 4: a box of it. And if you went, and I 241 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 4: remember we used to have a lot of for blowing 242 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:23,559 Speaker 4: stumps and swamps. And my dad had left someone a 243 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,719 Speaker 4: shed and then he discovered it and it had got 244 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,320 Speaker 4: a bit leaky, which is not ideal. Now normally probably 245 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 4: in this day and age, you calling the bomb squad. 246 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,640 Speaker 4: He simply picked it up and very carefully walked at 247 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,920 Speaker 4: some distance down the farm, put a detonator into it, 248 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:41,560 Speaker 4: came back, pressed a little lever. Nothing happened, so he 249 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 4: waited the requis a couple of hours. He went back down, 250 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,680 Speaker 4: put another one in, went back just on three o'clock. 251 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 4: The neighbor was getting this cows and and he blew 252 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:55,320 Speaker 4: it up and the resulting explosion echoed around the hills 253 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,280 Speaker 4: of the north Way. Catto run the fund money in 254 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 4: their wetlands subsequently were investigating reports that perhaps the safe 255 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,200 Speaker 4: had been blowing, but the neighbor, who took some time 256 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,000 Speaker 4: to give them his cows absolutely well. After they'd fallen over, 257 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:12,680 Speaker 4: they took off out the race and for probably the 258 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 4: next like I cerd'ly remember it. All the way through 259 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,080 Speaker 4: my childhood, there was this incredible chronicle shaped hole in 260 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,599 Speaker 4: a paddock that would have been about two and a 261 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,199 Speaker 4: half meters seep. 262 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 2: Wow, foxhole asteroid. 263 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: The day I'm looking here, Bob Simple's tank. This is 264 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 1: the thing that's deared in my heart. Of course, Bob Simple, 265 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 1: being the Ministry of I think Public Works Ministry of 266 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 1: Public Works back in the day during World War Two, 267 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: and he thought it was a good idea to get 268 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,439 Speaker 1: messy ferguson trucks and then chuck some corrugated iron on 269 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,120 Speaker 1: the outside of them. 270 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,000 Speaker 2: Is that the general vibe there with the simple tank 271 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 2: look pretty much? 272 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,080 Speaker 4: I think there are some some caterpillar crawlers and the 273 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 4: guys in the railway workshops they've built a fleet of 274 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,120 Speaker 4: these bob simple tanks fleet I think I meant Sex 275 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 4: and they were designed to boost morale around the country. 276 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,320 Speaker 4: They called them simples pie carts and they had I 277 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 4: think a crew of eight five guns, and they were 278 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,560 Speaker 4: said to be relatively and accurate, quite top head, been 279 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,640 Speaker 4: quite unstable, and we say of them they couldn't hit 280 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:13,079 Speaker 4: a barn door. They were parts inside the barn door. 281 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 3: Was the idea that we were going to deploy those 282 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 3: into the war? 283 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 4: Look, it was a brilliant idea, you know, because a 284 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 4: lot of people don't remember, you know, just how terrified 285 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,840 Speaker 4: people were in New Zealand. The Japanese had just where 286 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 4: they bombed Pearl Harbor. They dropped more bombs on Darwin 287 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,319 Speaker 4: than they did on Pearl Harbor. Japanese planes had flown 288 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:35,200 Speaker 4: over New Zealand, there were ships and submarines. People were terrified, 289 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 4: and I certainly, having spoken to people of that generation, 290 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,080 Speaker 4: some of the plans of what families were going to 291 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 4: do should the Japanese have invaded, were really you know, 292 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:47,600 Speaker 4: they didn't know what to do. And so Bob seople said, 293 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,600 Speaker 4: there's no point complaining things. We're just going to make 294 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 4: do with what we've got. And the brilliant part of 295 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:56,440 Speaker 4: it was these caterpillar callers. You couldn't just have them waiting, 296 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,160 Speaker 4: and so essentially a bit like a cattle crate, he 297 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,240 Speaker 4: designed these these armored structures that you you're back the 298 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,080 Speaker 4: crawler into the shed, you dropped the superstructure onto it, 299 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 4: you're bolted on, and off you go to war. You know. More, 300 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,920 Speaker 4: they took them on a morale building tour of the country. 301 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 4: Morel was simply increased, and then the army looked as 302 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 4: Bob but no tank, and then dismantled them. 303 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 3: All yeah, well, I just can't imagine that struck much 304 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 3: fear into the enemy rolling over the hill in these things. 305 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,960 Speaker 4: Oh, come on, I reckon. They had been a fleet 306 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,960 Speaker 4: of these around the country and they'd been manned by 307 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 4: you good rural blokes and the short chorks with with 308 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,400 Speaker 4: with tuck and best standing beside them in the Japanese 309 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 4: start into the harbor and they would have just had 310 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:40,080 Speaker 4: to stand there and get out of take a look 311 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 4: at New Zealand, go we're not into this, and sailed away, right, 312 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 4: my dad. But we when we're filming to radios, Shi 313 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,320 Speaker 4: could pass. We've built an exact half sized replica of it, 314 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,520 Speaker 4: of the simple tent, which we still have in one 315 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 4: of the sheds at time. 316 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: So rural New Zealand and one one hundred objects. Obviously 317 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: that's a lot of objects. Is there one object and 318 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 1: particular that stood out for you as as being of 319 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: particular interest? 320 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,920 Speaker 4: Oh, look at any number of them. There was a 321 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 4: few of them that I owned Muldoon's lamb, which in 322 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 4: various others. But I was thinking about it this morning 323 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 4: and I I really loved the box storn hedgecutter blade. 324 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 4: So down on tanamuky they they had an issue with 325 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 4: box thorn hedges at the end of the Second World War. 326 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 4: A whole lot of folks down there, the Butler brothers, Bruce, Alexander, 327 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 4: various others, they went and bought all of this military circlus, 328 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 4: bren gun carriers, tank motors, whatnot, and they built some 329 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 4: of the greatest fleet of hedgecutters anywhere in the world. 330 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,960 Speaker 4: And in Tarpani Museum there's a blade and Pokiati kid 331 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 4: is a blade. They're just up on the wall and 332 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 4: that now these incredible pieces of steel manufactured and people's 333 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 4: garages that have done hundreds and hundreds thousands of hours 334 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 4: of hedgecutting. They're worn smooth, and I think they're just 335 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,640 Speaker 4: both a gorgeous piece of art, but also they tell 336 00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 4: this incredible story about I guess what we do in 337 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 4: our sheds when we want to go and do something. 338 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 4: And if people haven't seen some of these machines, they 339 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,080 Speaker 4: are unbelievable. I think Pokyariki's got some footage up online 340 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 4: of them. Fantastic you know, two and a half three 341 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 4: meters steal blades. Sometimes those pads came off, we're never 342 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 4: seen again. And this footage of one are the blokes 343 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 4: driving one of these machines and his safety gear is 344 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 4: literally a pair of sunglasses and a jaunty buret. 345 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 2: Well. 346 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 1: The book's called Kiwi Country Rural New Zealand and one 347 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,000 Speaker 1: hundred objects. If you read this book, you'll become a 348 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,160 Speaker 1: far more interesting person, no doubt, and become very very 349 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 1: popular at dinner parties and barbecues around New Zealand. And 350 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: there won't be a single time I imagine where you 351 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: can't just point to something and then come in with 352 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: a couple of facts on it radar. Thank you so 353 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 1: much for joining us. 354 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,120 Speaker 2: Always lovely to chat. 355 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,080 Speaker 4: Thank you very much. 356 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 3: Thanks mate, good on your radar. 357 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 2: Appreciate that. 358 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,040 Speaker 4: I do appreciate it. Enjoy the rest of your day. 359 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:56,760 Speaker 4: Are we Thursday? 360 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 2: Thursday when you don't know what data is? 361 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 4: I like that always. 362 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,720 Speaker 2: God take you all right, married and see you. 363 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 4: My b 364 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:17,040 Speaker 3: We week