WEBVTT - Bree & Clint's After Party: Clint's getting a murse

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<v Speaker 1>Good evening everybody well it is for us anyway how

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<v Speaker 1>you going welcome to the brie and clint.

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<v Speaker 2>After party welcome welcome welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>Our producer ella oh she's got.

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<v Speaker 2>Something for the book who.

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<v Speaker 1>Said she's gone no who said she who is gone

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<v Speaker 1>soon said she has something for us a question yeah

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<v Speaker 1>um You.

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<v Speaker 2>Know how I have a backpack at this place.

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<v Speaker 4>And I bring my laptop and stuff to work in

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<v Speaker 4>a backpack?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you were a nerd.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I wasn't aware that you had a backpack. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just realising that I never see you arrive and

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<v Speaker 1>I never see you leave.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just realising that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen her leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I leave sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what's your backpack look like? It's just black and

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<v Speaker 2>it's ugly. I have a backpack too. Your backpack's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I love my backpack, even though the zip broke on

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<v Speaker 2>the backpack.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the question? Can you take your backpack to your

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<v Speaker 3>new professional workplace?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, my question is, I do want to get a

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<v Speaker 4>new bag for my new job, but is a backpack

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<v Speaker 4>appropriate for an actual corporate workplace?

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<v Speaker 2>You should get a handbag like Clint Scott. It's a satchel. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>Clint calls it a satchel.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a satchel, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>I call it a man purse.

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<v Speaker 3>Indiana Jones wore one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what I mean, guys?

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<v Speaker 1>I had a guy I used to work with who

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<v Speaker 1>works here now, actually. He went for a holiday in

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<v Speaker 1>Italy and he came back with a man bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, a man purse.

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<v Speaker 1>An Italian leather man bag. And it was definitely verging

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<v Speaker 1>more on the handbag side of things.

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<v Speaker 3>And he loved it so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Some men can pull them off.

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<v Speaker 3>Because there was a real boom in men bags in

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<v Speaker 3>the 2010s. I think they're back now.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is it such a, like, men versus women thing? Like,

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<v Speaker 4>when did that become a thing? That women have a

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<v Speaker 4>bag that they carry stuff around in?

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<v Speaker 3>And men must have a briefcase.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean. Heaven forbid men have a bag. Bree,

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<v Speaker 2>we live in a society.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I can say. We live in a society.

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<v Speaker 2>But isn't that weird to think about? Like, how it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>men can't have this.

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<v Speaker 3>Because that's gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's just crazy. And that's the worst thing you

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<v Speaker 2>could be.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. You really believed that when you said it.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Ella, you've got to remember, Ella, you're not going

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<v Speaker 3>in as the CEO. No, I know that, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I'm walking into.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want to become, like, A boring corporate person.

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<v Speaker 4>You still want to have the essence of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want a backpack. But who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Ella's having a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit of an existential crisis about how professional she needs

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<v Speaker 1>to be.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want a backpack, then have a backpack. There's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing wrong with having a backpack. I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>be taken seriously. Show me your backpack. It's very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a sleek one. No, it's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing wrong with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing wrong with your backpack. It's just open and flumpy

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Close it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't see it from here.

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<v Speaker 3>She's so short that we can't see her backpack over.

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<v Speaker 2>The computer screen.

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<v Speaker 4>There's nothing wrong with that as your work bag.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to go buy a new bag.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you look a bit like a bicycle courier?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. A little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>But is there anything wrong with that? No.

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<v Speaker 2>And will you be wearing it around the office?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be a sexy laptop case. It changed my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to lie. It changed my life when

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<v Speaker 2>I went from a bloody... Satchel. Satchel to a backpack.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, oh, just carrying a laptop in a backpack.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, just so much.

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<v Speaker 3>So much.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, I don't want to go on the side shoulder

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<v Speaker 4>because it'll hurt me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually thinking about getting a Merce.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, get one.

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<v Speaker 3>A large Merce.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all for men having Mercers.

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<v Speaker 3>A large designer Merce.

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<v Speaker 2>A Merkin purse. A Merkin purse. You know what's crazy? Like, obviously... Because,

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<v Speaker 2>like you said, Claudia, it'd be like, gay.

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<v Speaker 4>But gay men are actually the hottest, best-dressed, coolest men.

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<v Speaker 3>I know some uggos.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, do you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, some don't dress well.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's quite unusual for gay men to

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<v Speaker 2>be uggos.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just joking. They're all hot. Bree's right.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know what I mean? They are all hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they are all hot and all fit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Topic change.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm finished. You know who does a good man bag? Moschino?

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<v Speaker 2>Moschino?

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<v Speaker 3>No, person.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Jacob Elordi.

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<v Speaker 2>He can pull it off for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>He wears a Birkin. He does.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. What have you got?

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<v Speaker 3>No, actually, not a Birkin, but he has designer bags.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be nice. Yeah, he's got good style, doesn't he?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, topic change, Ella?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just ask a question. You can say yes or no.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you watched Adults yet?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. It's on my list. I'm watching Colin from Accounts.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm watching Attack on Titan.

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<v Speaker 2>Attack on Titan? What's that? An anime. Okay. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's watching it at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're not.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. In the office they are. The girls are. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's because me and Katie.

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<v Speaker 3>Katie.

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<v Speaker 2>She got me into it. Now she wants to re-watch it.

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<v Speaker 3>All gay men are watching it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all the gay men are watching Attack on Titan.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm watching DTF St. Louis that Brie put me onto.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that about?

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard to tell yet because I've only watched the

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<v Speaker 3>first episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me the elevator pitch.

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<v Speaker 3>It gets weirder and weirder.

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<v Speaker 1>Famous news weatherman befriends another guy at the network and

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<v Speaker 1>convinces him to get on this swingers app.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, that sounds fun.

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<v Speaker 3>And then one of them dies.

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<v Speaker 4>Spoiler!

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<v Speaker 1>And then I assume the show is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>finding out how the guy died.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what is that on?

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<v Speaker 1>It's on HBO, so you could watch it on HBO Max.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well. Oh, well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh, well.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on Disney at the moment. That's about it. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you proud of me? I cancelled all my subscriptions.

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<v Speaker 3>Good job.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good way to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, good way to save money.

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<v Speaker 2>Cancel everything. Reset. And just get one and then watch

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<v Speaker 2>everything that you get on that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then switch to another one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching all the Marvel movies. Captain America, fantastic. One, two,

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<v Speaker 2>and three.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you watched The Winter Soldier?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was very good. Who's your favourite Marvel character? Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Either Spider-Man or Iron Man.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time I watch Iron Man, I start kicking my feet,

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<v Speaker 4>and Ryan's like, you fucking love this.

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<v Speaker 3>He's so cool, though, eh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he is.

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<v Speaker 1>Iron Man would not be as cool if it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Downey Jr.

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<v Speaker 3>though. And then a suit comes to him. It's so cool.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a chance it could be as cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But a huge part of his coolness is Robert Downey Jr.

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<v Speaker 4>So Doomsday will be really interesting because he's coming back,

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<v Speaker 4>but as a different character.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's so shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. But part of me is hoping that he's

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<v Speaker 2>Iron Man. Not into that.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't play two characters in the same franchise. Nah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's fine. That's like playing two characters.

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<v Speaker 4>On Home and Away.

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<v Speaker 2>He can go play something in DC, but not Marvel.

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<v Speaker 2>In Deez Nuts. Nice, you got him. Yeah. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what DC stands for, Ella? Go on. Oh, sorry. Deez

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<v Speaker 2>nuts on your chin.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my gosh. Does it? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, man, I've been using it wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you been doing with your chin? Have you

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<v Speaker 2>been putting deez nuts?

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck, this is a dumb podcast. What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>This has been the best one for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What

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<v Speaker 2>do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you call nuts on a chin?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, we've got to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it fucking smells like up cool guy in here.

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<v Speaker 2>One more thing. What's that?

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<v Speaker 3>It smells like up cool guy in here.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that? Fucking let's go, loser.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't you smell that? It smells like up cool guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. It does smell like up cool girl.

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<v Speaker 3>It does, eh? It smells like up cool guy.

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<v Speaker 2>It smells more like up dog to me. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>even shown you what's been in my pocket all day.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, fuck this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>See you later. What's up, cool guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Not much, Bree.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome.

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