WEBVTT - "Olympic Rap" 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.320 Live for the Export Beer Guns Studio and brought to 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:05.200 you by Export Ultra. This is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:06.120 the twelfth of August. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:11.240 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:13.600 brought to you by Export of Culture. 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:16.520 Morning Lane Morning, how was your weekend? 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:20.840 Great weekend? A great weekend. I'm just very thankful for 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:23.600 the New Zealand Olympic to meet the team for slapping 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:26.439 the massive dead fish that has gold medals on the 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:30.520 table and distracting everyone else from the abysmal All Blacks 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:31.360 and Warriors WEEKID. 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:33.440 I don't actually see anything else other than the Olympics. 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:35.199 Yeah, they didn't need that. Was there something else going on? 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.440 Nah, not that I'm aware of. As far as I 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:40.640 was concerned. It was just the Olympics, but also our 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:42.800 great New Zealander campaign rages on as well. We'll get 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:44.680 into the Olympics as well. Yeah, we were just watching 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.160 the closing ceremony out in the office. We'll get into 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:48.839 all of the medals we want, and we'll get into 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.400 ray Gun with all of that very shortly. But first 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:54.520 of all, the great, greatest New Zealander of all time 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.600 raged on over the weekend as well, and what people 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.760 are calling one of the great owned goals from the ACC. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.280 Don't need the content at all the moment. There's so 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.840 much going on NBC. All Blacks Warriors still going on, 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:08.560 the Olympics. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:09.959 The biggest sporting event on the globe. 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.080 Biggest sporting event in the world, and we decided, you 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.560 know what, let's figure out who the greatest New Zealander 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.160 of all timers in the middle of all of us 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:20.160 as well, and then when the Warriors finished, when the 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.320 All Blacks finish, when the Olympics finish, and we've got 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.760 nothing to talk about sporting wise, we'll also not have 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:29.560 this to talk about very timely. Lisa Carrington went up 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:33.160 against Valerie Adams. I think that was actually Friday's matchup, 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:37.160 and it was a landslide. Sixty nine percent of the 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:40.120 votes come for Lisa Carrington. I think, you know, a 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:41.600 large part of that is just the timing. 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:43.720 She is also our greatest ever Olympian. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:46.920 She is our greatest of her Olympian even despite the 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:51.200 fact that you know, she gets multiple opportunities each Olympic cycle, 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.280 whereas a lot of other people only you just get 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.800 the one medal that they can contend for such as 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.960 the you know, such as the way the Olympic Games go. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.000 Actually on that at the pub on Friday, I think 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:08.360 we stumbled onto something quite ingenious. Our pub lunch debate 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:11.160 on Friday afternoon was if you had to boil the 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:14.080 Olympics down to just the core events, what would they be? 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.400 I think we picked eight. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.799 Yeah, it was the simple Olympics. Yeah, there o Simpics, Yeah, 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:21.720 the Ocempics. So we had can you run fast? Yes, 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:25.720 one hundred meters? Can you run a long distance marathon? 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:30.280 Can you jump high? Yep, high jump? Can you jump long? Yes, 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:34.360 so the long jump. Can you hi a spear into 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:34.840 an animal? 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:35.040 Yeah? 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:38.240 Can you throw yeah, so javelin Yeah, and that covers 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:40.000 your shot put, your discus blah blah blah, just the 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:40.440 one throw. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.639 And in the pool just one hundred meters freestyle. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.919 Can you swim fast? Yeah, that's right, So that's six. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:46.560 Yeah. And then we. 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:50.120 Had a few others. Are you strong so weightlifting? Weightlifting? 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:53.000 There needed to be one sort of hand to hand combat, 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:54.960 and we decided Greco Roman resently. 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:58.160 See there's eight yeah, eight sports. And the idea was 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.600 you just had to bring yourself. Yeah, no equipment no team, no, 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:04.320 nothing is you and that's it. So you turn up 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:06.400 to the track, we provide you with the spear. Yep, 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.840 you will throw the same spear if you want. Yeah, totally. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.799 And then so it's it says you turn up, that's 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:15.200 it your track and your track is conceivably. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.800 Compete in this eight game O Simpics naked. 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:18.480 Yep. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:21.040 You want to do as the Greeks intended for you 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:21.320 to do. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.160 And I think that they would recognize all of the 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.960 sports as well, because you know, sometimes I look at 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.919 the sailing and I'm like, if I showed that to 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.320 the ancient Greeks, they would not recognize anything that's going 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:31.639 on there. 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:33.440 Don't get sat on the breakdancing then. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.320 Yeah, breakdancing, any of the I was watching the artistic 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:41.240 rhythmic gymnastics or whatever, and yeah, very impressive, but I 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:46.400 don't recognize it as a sport, like sure, very hard 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:49.280 to do, but you know, so folding your laundry when 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:49.680 it's dry. 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:55.280 But I mean, terrible news for Reagan and breakdancing is 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.240 that's the first and last time it'll be in the Olympic. 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:58.800 We'll get to Reaga. 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.920 Okay, we're going to do a full company ahead full deep. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:05.520 Dive on Reagan, but the greatest New Zealander of all time, 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.560 Hill's Bears, came up over the weekend. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:09.840 She beat Paul Holmes. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:14.120 Paul, She beat Sir Paul by sixty three percent of 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.400 the votes came in for Hill's Bears. 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.839 Again, but a recency bias. 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:19.440 Yeah, And I know a lot of people saying this 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:23.440 is a popularity contest, and they're right, that's exactly what 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.640 this is. It's a popularity contest. I think a lot 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:28.479 of people were upset about Paul Holmes being knocked out 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.880 so early, being a legend of the of the genre. 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:35.560 And again we're we're finding this issue where the difference 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:38.560 in votes between the different mediums. On Facebook, I think 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:42.240 a lot of people that don't follow the acc are 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:42.720 seeing this. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.320 Oh my god, They'll be thinking this is the Kiwibank 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.279 New Zealander of the Year which is running at the 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:48.239 same time as well. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.719 Yes, one hundred percent they will be They'll be seeing 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.960 this and be like, what is this all about? Yeah, 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.440 So Facebook was all in favor of Paul Holmes, but 0:04:56.520 --> 0:05:00.080 unfortunately it was just overwhelmed on the old Instagram and 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.200 then today's one Charlie up and beat Willy Upiata. 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.160 That was yesterday Sunday, Yesterday's one. I think. I think 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:08.200 that's good. I think even Willy aapiad would be happy 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:08.560 about that. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:13.800 Charles Upham, I think double Victoria cross and bar. Yeah, 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:18.839 you can't beat that. Today's quite controversial. Mister Whippie versus 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:22.200 the four Square Guy is today's one for the Greatest 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.800 New Zealander of all Time. A lot of allegations that 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.640 mister Whippy is actually not a New Zealander and so 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.479 should be exempt fired from the Greatest New Zealander of 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:31.880 all time. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:34.919 One of the early results saying, I think it's heavily 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:35.880 four square, wouldn't it. 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:39.240 I believe it's the four Square guy in the lead 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.400 so far. I'm just casting my across the comments. It 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:45.480 only went up about five minutes ago. Absolutely no contest. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.600 Mister Whipe is from England. Four Square Guy, Charlie the 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.760 four Squeak Guy, four Squad go, four Squeak Guy. This 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.919 isn't tough mister Whippie hands down. I saw a comment 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:58.880 on Instagram saying that you know, just the draw, like 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:03.040 the draw power of mister Whippy should be worth more 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.440 than anything else, because you know you hear mister Whippy's 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:12.640 green sleeves playing everybody flocks from around the neighborhood tough battle. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.680 I don't have to four square guys the same magnesium 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:16.839 as mister Whippy, who summoned street loads of kids and 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:18.239 loose change everywhere he goes. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:20.520 So true. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:23.400 So yeah, but you can have your say on Instagram 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:28.599 or on Facebook to decide that one was still going 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:30.240 through the first round as well. There's so much of 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.800 this left to come. Oh, greatest New Zealander of all time. 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.160 All right, let's take a quick break because there's so 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:38.440 much Olympic stuff to get through from across the weekends. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.840 So quick break. We'll be right back to talk Olympics. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:47.640 This has been Mike Lane, the most successful Olympics of 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.520 all time as far as New Zealanders concerned. Ten gold, 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:53.839 twenty medals in total. Can you name all of the 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.200 gold medals that we've had so far? 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:00.919 He started with the sevens, sevens of the four with 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:06.159 the women's sevens, uh, and then I think it was 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:11.680 was there some rowing, yes, the double scales, yes, okay, 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:14.920 no particular order. And then I'm going to go through 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:16.000 the rowing as well. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.000 It's just golds, just golds. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.480 I say, we've got the Lisa Carrington K two and 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:25.040 K one yep, that's four. We've got Thinn, the Butcher yep, 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:29.520 the kayak that's five. And then we've got Alisa Andrews 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.119 and the team sprint. Yes and no, the Team Sprint 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.840 won one silver. Okay, they won something and that was 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:42.280 another team. Did she win two golds? She won to Andrews. Yes, okay, 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.720 so that's and then Hamish Kerr in the high jump yep, 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.480 Lydia Coe and the golf. That's it. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:50.960 How many how many numbers you got this? 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:52.680 Jesus A lost count now, sorry, I was trying to 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.840 bring up the thing in front of us. But there 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:58.680 have been ten go through. So okay, So sevens sevens 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:03.440 Women's double scales. Two to Lisa Carrington, one of the 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:07.640 K two K one. This will teach me for not 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:10.200 looking this up before the butcher came in here. Yeah, 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:15.480 the Butcher two to Lisa Andrews, the Hamish Kurr and 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:16.200 Lydia Co. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.520 Hamish kur Finn Butcher. We had three in the canoe, 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.440 so the goat three times. 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:22.000 That's probably where you. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:23.640 Ah, yes, she got three. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.920 One, two, three, the K four yeah, and the K 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.200 two and the carent Yeah. Then we had the Alise 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:32.320 Andrews and the Kieran then she won the omnium last night. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.719 Then we had the double skulls, the moms won the 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:36.839 rowing and then the. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:38.400 Rugby sevens as well. 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.560 Okay, and that'll get you to ten. 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.440 And a massive weekend as well. We had a we 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.440 had a huge night on Saturday night and. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:51.840 How how thankful were Scott Robinson b to Hamish Kerr, 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:56.080 Lisa Carrington and Lydia Coe who just the golden shower 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:59.280 over the Saturday completely and utterly took the spotlight of 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:02.319 that result. We'll talk about a bit later. Yeah, so 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.520 it was a great weekend and then finished off last 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:05.880 night with another gold yes. 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.040 Yeah, so Hamish Kurr, the high jump man watching him 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.240 obviously last week was the qualifiers and it got it 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:11.920 made me sweat. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:12.240 Yeah. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:13.959 Then it went to a jump off and they do 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.800 it in reverse order, so they start off at whatever 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.439 they got up to and then they come back down 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:21.880 because obviously the fellow's getting pretty fatigued. It was him 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.439 against the American dude. Thank god they knocked their katari 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:25.440 Doucheberg out. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.760 And the Italian doucheberg think they shared it last time. 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.640 But I love Hamish Kirk because they could have shared 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:35.520 the gold medal because they conferred and then they were 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.480 like shook hands and said, nah, we're jumping off with 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.240 this motherfucker. Yeah, And I love that because the pussies 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.360 last time, the Italian and the Katari. Yeah took the 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.600 thirty cent, took the cowards with fifty percent. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:46.360 Yeah yeah. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:49.320 And I loved his celebration. I mean, the only thing 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.720 that would have completed it as if a javelin had 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.280 just whistled past his ear and he ran out into 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:55.920 the outfield arms outstretched. 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:56.120 Yeah. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:57.720 That was great. God bless him. Yeah. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.679 I felt bad for the I was watching the camera 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.480 crew waddle off after him. I was like, oh, shit, 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:02.400 is he gonna run out there? 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:02.880 Shit. 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:05.080 By the time they had all run out there, he 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.880 turned around and ran back over to the side and 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.880 hugged his team, And god, I just did not see 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:11.640 that coming at all. 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:14.120 I love such a hardstop of Hamish Curt Yeah, and 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:17.679 he I loved it. The celebrations. They said, I'll explaining celebrations, 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.679 he goes. I just took off I didn't even know 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.959 what the crowd with cheering or not, like, I was 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:23.679 just completely lost in the moment. 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:26.920 Just so fizzed fucking everything I've ever worked for. But 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:30.760 he would like when he cleared the bar, he cleared 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:33.400 it by like ten fifteen centimeters, and then he would 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:35.240 miss it, you know, like two times in a row, 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.840 and the qualification just about fucking gave me a stroke 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:41.400 as he was like he ran up dove head first 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:43.880 underneath the bar, then the next time he hit it 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.280 with his back, then the third one he cleared it 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:50.320 by fucking thirty centimeters. Then gets into the final tells 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.000 they guy to get fucked, We're going to the death 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:55.400 on this one. We're not splitting anything, and he went 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:55.719 for it. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:56.959 It was. It was tremendous. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.760 So was watching Lisa Carrington ah Man, watch her and 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:05.400 you think go again, totally so far ahead. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:10.840 Yeah, and the Hungarian who came second, whole yeah guns show, 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.200 she had the gun shows like they was. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.600 I was like, holy shit, Yeah, she was terrifying. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.640 And actually it was the first time that I've been 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:21.720 nervous for Lisa Carrington race because you know, usually with 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.520 the first stroke of her paddle she's gone and they 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:26.600 don't catch her again. But this other girl was right 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.480 there with her right up until two hunred and fifty 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.560 meters and then it was just see you, see you later. 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:35.120 It's time to say goodbye. Yeah. She emotionless after she 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.160 won as well, like you know, everyone else is bawling 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.719 their eyes out. I feel like there was there's an 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.960 amount of like relief foremost for Lisa Carrington. 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.080 Yeah, it's so much expectations. Yeah, She's like, I think 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.360 they're three more goals. And then lydia Co Yeah, man, 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:53.240 she has ice in her veins. Man. Yeah, she was 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.520 like you could tell. I saw her play the first 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:58.720 three or four holes, yeah, and I was like, she's 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.360 definitely got this because yeah, she was sharing the lead 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:04.560 with this young Swiss golfer who eat like had in 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.760 their third round, did two eagles in the first nine. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:07.480 She was on fire. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.800 Yeah, first t sprayed it into the lit straight into 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:11.760 the water game. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.560 I knew that would happen. And then lydia Co stood up, 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.520 just sent it down the middle with an iron or 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.880 something and then just plopped done. And I was and 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.760 then the second hole rescued the path three. Yeah, and 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.800 I was like and just did not look faced. Nah 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.720 one BT, And I was like, yes, because I fucking 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.920 love how she beat Nelly quarter because that's all the 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:30.920 commentators could bang on about, was Nelly Carter. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:32.719 Yeah, OKAYU. 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:35.400 But yeah, I like that too because then it also 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:38.040 forced the other girl that she was playing with had 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.800 to try and because there's a really awkward first hole, 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:42.560 the f that lay up on all you can go 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:44.840 super aggressive and try and cut the corner. So the 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:46.720 other girl that tried to cut the corner just lands 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.760 it in the rough and Lydia Co just played the 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:50.720 most boring round of golf you've ever said in your 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:53.080 life and just came in what was it eleven or 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.000 twelve under? Yeah, the last one was she only needed 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:58.640 she had two puts in hand to win. It burdied it, 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.679 birdied it get far and then she won and then 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.880 she was boiling her eyes out, and I was thinking, 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:07.280 for a woman who has won everything, she's now what 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:10.160 they're saying, the youngest woman to qualify for the Hall 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.320 of Fame. Yes, I think it has to go to 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.920 a vote yet, but she's met all of the standards. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:16.920 She's won everything. Yeah, there's nothing she hasn't done. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:20.640 She's completed the rainbow in terms of metals as well, 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.160 so she's done absolutely everything. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.079 She's boiling her eyes out of it's so much to her. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:25.559 And she said turn around and said out, that's my 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:28.240 last Olympics. I'm like, you only twenty nine or twenty seven, 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.640 twenty seven, It's like you got me thirty one, go 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:31.120 to LA. 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.600 She's going to retire before she's thirty. She's been saying 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:36.000 that her whole career is like, I don't want to 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.880 be playing this after I'm thirty. Yeah, good on here, 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:41.040 she's someone effect checked me. Actually shout out to the 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.600 fact chicker's out there. Some affect checked me on. She's 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.280 checked up with some really rich dude. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.400 Yeah. I think it's the Korean Samsung family. 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.200 Yeah, something like that. So it's not a it's not 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:54.600 a money thing. She's now ticked absolutely everything off. I 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:56.840 noticed she was shaking hands with one of the other 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.920 athletes she was playing against. She has the Olympic rowing 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.199 on the inside of her bicep. Where would you put 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:04.000 it if you got the Olympic rings? 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.480 Ah, that's a good question. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.360 I feel like when going for the forearm is I 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:10.240 want everyone to know? 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.360 Yeah, I saw Zoe Hobbs get one and she hit 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:14.719 it kind of up here. Yeah, tiny one on the 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:15.840 kind of bicep. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.000 Inside of the elbow bicep sort of situation. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.880 Like I'm certainly not getting it on my chest. No, 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.440 I might get it on my inside thigh. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:28.040 Oh, just a little personal one for you. When you're 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.120 sitting down and go number two. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:29.840 Yeah, that's right. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.000 Yeah. When I'm doing poo's and I'm on my phone, 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:33.680 I look down and go, yeah, remember that time I 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:36.280 went to the Olympics and lift and snatched sixty kg's 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:37.600 and the woman's under forty nine kg. 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.640 I've just become aware that we should have put that 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:41.640 on the on the line. If you can't lift it, 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.880 you should have to get the Olympic rings tattooed on 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.760 you somewhere, and if you can, I'll get it. I've 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:50.440 always wanted to get the Olympic rings, just for no reason. 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.320 Yeah, because I just people go, oh my god, have 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.560 you been to the Olympics. Yeah, nah, nah, you can 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.360 just get whatever tattoo you want. I think you should 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.080 get the Narl logo tattooed on you, and you can. 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:00.520 But that's not really a thing thing. It's not that 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:02.440 people have should make. 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:03.960 It the thing though, And so when you know, when 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.720 you're old and you know you're an old coddo and 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.320 the grandson comes up and you what's that about? 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:12.800 Yeah, I played for the n R l oh because 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:15.640 no one else has got that tattoo. How did you 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:19.000 do that? That's what I like about the Olympic rings 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:21.000 on it. It's like, you know, anyone could just do it. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:21.840 You know, there's no. 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.000 Like they've got a tattooist in the village. 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:24.600 I'll do that. 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:24.880 Yeah. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:25.120 Yeah. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.000 So that's where Zoe hobswheat and got here's done with 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:28.120 her Aussie mate. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:28.400 Yeah. 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:30.440 Right, so they got they're ready to go. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:35.080 Yeah. And then last night overnight Alise Andrews one and 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.760 the Omnium, which is the one where they do four 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:42.720 different races, all various different you know, techniques and tactics. 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.640 It's all very confusing, but basically she simplified it just 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:48.920 by riding her bikeway fucking faster than anyone else. And 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.880 the thing I loved about the way that she won, 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:56.600 particularly the the heads heads last night, she was just 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:00.120 steering down the person that she was riding against from 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.280 the get go, and it was like it looked like. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:03.680 I don't know if you've ever seen that photo of 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.720 like a leopard holding a baby deer by the nick, 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:07.560 That's what Alex Andrews looked like. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.120 Yeah, and she was saying something to her competitor. 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.040 I don't know if her competitor spoke English or not, 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.240 but she I would love to know what she was 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:16.840 saying to her. It's like, you know, do you know 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.040 how fucked you are right now? 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.120 Just go full Mitchell Stark on it. Yeah, you've just 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:21.800 lost your country. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:25.720 You will never beat when another Olympic medal again. You 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:27.760 might get silver here, but this is about it. 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:31.480 I still don't stand half the velodrome games, you know, 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:35.840 the different omniums and the criterions and the yeah and 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:36.640 a little motorbike. 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.400 Can I understand that the thing that throws a lot 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:41.320 of people off is how slow they go to start, 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:43.720 Like when it's just the head to head one, it's like, 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.000 you only have to go faster than them. There's no 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.200 point just shooting off and buggering yourself and then they 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:48.960 chase you down. 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.040 Yeah, that's the pursuit one. I understand that one. And 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:54.560 it's two people. Whoever wins wins. I get that, and 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:56.520 I think it was best explained by my seven year 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:58.280 old son this morning and he wake out and goes, dad, 0:16:58.320 --> 0:16:59.640 we won a gold And I said what on? He 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.680 goes the cycling round in circles O good. 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:07.400 Yeah. My favorite one of those is the elimination race. 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:10.560 So that's like everyone starts together and then after a 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:12.359 certain amount of laps I don't know how many it is. 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.760 After each lapse, whoever's at that at the end they 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.120 have to drop off and so you keep going until 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:19.359