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Speaker 1: the twelfth of August.
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Speaker 3: Morning Lane Morning, how was your weekend?
Speaker 4: Great weekend? A great weekend. I'm just very thankful for
Speaker 4: the New Zealand Olympic to meet the team for slapping
Speaker 4: the massive dead fish that has gold medals on the
Speaker 4: table and distracting everyone else from the abysmal All Blacks
Speaker 4: and Warriors WEEKID.
Speaker 3: I don't actually see anything else other than the Olympics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't need that. Was there something else going on?
Speaker 1: Nah, not that I'm aware of. As far as I
Speaker 1: was concerned. It was just the Olympics, but also our
Speaker 1: great New Zealander campaign rages on as well. We'll get
Speaker 1: into the Olympics as well. Yeah, we were just watching
Speaker 1: the closing ceremony out in the office. We'll get into
Speaker 1: all of the medals we want, and we'll get into
Speaker 1: ray Gun with all of that very shortly. But first
Speaker 1: of all, the great, greatest New Zealander of all time
Speaker 1: raged on over the weekend as well, and what people
Speaker 1: are calling one of the great owned goals from the ACC.
Speaker 1: Don't need the content at all the moment. There's so
Speaker 1: much going on NBC. All Blacks Warriors still going on,
Speaker 1: the Olympics.
Speaker 4: The biggest sporting event on the globe.
Speaker 1: Biggest sporting event in the world, and we decided, you
Speaker 1: know what, let's figure out who the greatest New Zealander
Speaker 1: of all timers in the middle of all of us
Speaker 1: as well, and then when the Warriors finished, when the
Speaker 1: All Blacks finish, when the Olympics finish, and we've got
Speaker 1: nothing to talk about sporting wise, we'll also not have
Speaker 1: this to talk about very timely. Lisa Carrington went up
Speaker 1: against Valerie Adams. I think that was actually Friday's matchup,
Speaker 1: and it was a landslide. Sixty nine percent of the
Speaker 1: votes come for Lisa Carrington. I think, you know, a
Speaker 1: large part of that is just the timing.
Speaker 4: She is also our greatest ever Olympian.
Speaker 1: She is our greatest of her Olympian even despite the
Speaker 1: fact that you know, she gets multiple opportunities each Olympic cycle,
Speaker 1: whereas a lot of other people only you just get
Speaker 1: the one medal that they can contend for such as
Speaker 1: the you know, such as the way the Olympic Games go.
Speaker 1: Actually on that at the pub on Friday, I think
Speaker 1: we stumbled onto something quite ingenious. Our pub lunch debate
Speaker 1: on Friday afternoon was if you had to boil the
Speaker 1: Olympics down to just the core events, what would they be?
Speaker 3: I think we picked eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the simple Olympics. Yeah, there o Simpics, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the Ocempics. So we had can you run fast? Yes,
Speaker 4: one hundred meters? Can you run a long distance marathon?
Speaker 4: Can you jump high? Yep, high jump? Can you jump long? Yes,
Speaker 4: so the long jump. Can you hi a spear into
Speaker 4: an animal?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you throw yeah, so javelin Yeah, and that covers
Speaker 1: your shot put, your discus blah blah blah, just the
Speaker 1: one throw.
Speaker 4: And in the pool just one hundred meters freestyle.
Speaker 3: Can you swim fast? Yeah, that's right, So that's six.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then we.
Speaker 1: Had a few others. Are you strong so weightlifting? Weightlifting?
Speaker 1: There needed to be one sort of hand to hand combat,
Speaker 1: and we decided Greco Roman resently.
Speaker 4: See there's eight yeah, eight sports. And the idea was
Speaker 4: you just had to bring yourself. Yeah, no equipment no team, no,
Speaker 4: nothing is you and that's it. So you turn up
Speaker 4: to the track, we provide you with the spear. Yep,
Speaker 4: you will throw the same spear if you want. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 4: And then so it's it says you turn up, that's
Speaker 4: it your track and your track is conceivably.
Speaker 3: Compete in this eight game O Simpics naked.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: You want to do as the Greeks intended for you
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: And I think that they would recognize all of the
Speaker 1: sports as well, because you know, sometimes I look at
Speaker 1: the sailing and I'm like, if I showed that to
Speaker 1: the ancient Greeks, they would not recognize anything that's going
Speaker 1: on there.
Speaker 4: Don't get sat on the breakdancing then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, breakdancing, any of the I was watching the artistic
Speaker 1: rhythmic gymnastics or whatever, and yeah, very impressive, but I
Speaker 1: don't recognize it as a sport, like sure, very hard
Speaker 1: to do, but you know, so folding your laundry when
Speaker 1: it's dry.
Speaker 4: But I mean, terrible news for Reagan and breakdancing is
Speaker 4: that's the first and last time it'll be in the Olympic.
Speaker 3: We'll get to Reaga.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're going to do a full company ahead full deep.
Speaker 1: Dive on Reagan, but the greatest New Zealander of all time,
Speaker 1: Hill's Bears, came up over the weekend.
Speaker 4: She beat Paul Holmes.
Speaker 1: Paul, She beat Sir Paul by sixty three percent of
Speaker 1: the votes came in for Hill's Bears.
Speaker 3: Again, but a recency bias.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I know a lot of people saying this
Speaker 1: is a popularity contest, and they're right, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: this is. It's a popularity contest. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people were upset about Paul Holmes being knocked out
Speaker 1: so early, being a legend of the of the genre.
Speaker 1: And again we're we're finding this issue where the difference
Speaker 1: in votes between the different mediums. On Facebook, I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people that don't follow the acc are
Speaker 1: seeing this.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, They'll be thinking this is the Kiwibank
Speaker 4: New Zealander of the Year which is running at the
Speaker 4: same time as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, one hundred percent they will be They'll be seeing
Speaker 1: this and be like, what is this all about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Facebook was all in favor of Paul Holmes, but
Speaker 1: unfortunately it was just overwhelmed on the old Instagram and
Speaker 1: then today's one Charlie up and beat Willy Upiata.
Speaker 4: That was yesterday Sunday, Yesterday's one. I think. I think
Speaker 4: that's good. I think even Willy aapiad would be happy
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 1: Charles Upham, I think double Victoria cross and bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't beat that. Today's quite controversial. Mister Whippie versus
Speaker 1: the four Square Guy is today's one for the Greatest
Speaker 1: New Zealander of all Time. A lot of allegations that
Speaker 1: mister Whippy is actually not a New Zealander and so
Speaker 1: should be exempt fired from the Greatest New Zealander of
Speaker 1: all time.
Speaker 4: One of the early results saying, I think it's heavily
Speaker 4: four square, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: I believe it's the four Square guy in the lead
Speaker 1: so far. I'm just casting my across the comments. It
Speaker 1: only went up about five minutes ago. Absolutely no contest.
Speaker 1: Mister Whipe is from England. Four Square Guy, Charlie the
Speaker 1: four Squeak Guy, four Squad go, four Squeak Guy. This
Speaker 1: isn't tough mister Whippie hands down. I saw a comment
Speaker 1: on Instagram saying that you know, just the draw, like
Speaker 1: the draw power of mister Whippy should be worth more
Speaker 1: than anything else, because you know you hear mister Whippy's
Speaker 1: green sleeves playing everybody flocks from around the neighborhood tough battle.
Speaker 1: I don't have to four square guys the same magnesium
Speaker 1: as mister Whippy, who summoned street loads of kids and
Speaker 1: loose change everywhere he goes.
Speaker 4: So true.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but you can have your say on Instagram
Speaker 1: or on Facebook to decide that one was still going
Speaker 1: through the first round as well. There's so much of
Speaker 1: this left to come. Oh, greatest New Zealander of all time.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break because there's so
Speaker 1: much Olympic stuff to get through from across the weekends.
Speaker 3: So quick break. We'll be right back to talk Olympics.
Speaker 1: This has been Mike Lane, the most successful Olympics of
Speaker 1: all time as far as New Zealanders concerned. Ten gold,
Speaker 1: twenty medals in total. Can you name all of the
Speaker 1: gold medals that we've had so far?
Speaker 4: He started with the sevens, sevens of the four with
Speaker 4: the women's sevens, uh, and then I think it was
Speaker 4: was there some rowing, yes, the double scales, yes, okay,
Speaker 4: no particular order. And then I'm going to go through
Speaker 4: the rowing as well.
Speaker 3: It's just golds, just golds.
Speaker 4: I say, we've got the Lisa Carrington K two and
Speaker 4: K one yep, that's four. We've got Thinn, the Butcher yep,
Speaker 4: the kayak that's five. And then we've got Alisa Andrews
Speaker 4: and the team sprint. Yes and no, the Team Sprint
Speaker 4: won one silver. Okay, they won something and that was
Speaker 4: another team. Did she win two golds? She won to Andrews. Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: so that's and then Hamish Kerr in the high jump yep,
Speaker 4: Lydia Coe and the golf. That's it.
Speaker 3: How many how many numbers you got this?
Speaker 4: Jesus A lost count now, sorry, I was trying to
Speaker 4: bring up the thing in front of us. But there
Speaker 4: have been ten go through. So okay, So sevens sevens
Speaker 4: Women's double scales. Two to Lisa Carrington, one of the
Speaker 4: K two K one. This will teach me for not
Speaker 4: looking this up before the butcher came in here. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the Butcher two to Lisa Andrews, the Hamish Kurr and
Speaker 4: Lydia Co.
Speaker 1: Hamish kur Finn Butcher. We had three in the canoe,
Speaker 1: so the goat three times.
Speaker 3: That's probably where you.
Speaker 4: Ah, yes, she got three.
Speaker 1: One, two, three, the K four yeah, and the K
Speaker 1: two and the carent Yeah. Then we had the Alise
Speaker 1: Andrews and the Kieran then she won the omnium last night.
Speaker 1: Then we had the double skulls, the moms won the
Speaker 1: rowing and then the.
Speaker 3: Rugby sevens as well.
Speaker 4: Okay, and that'll get you to ten.
Speaker 1: And a massive weekend as well. We had a we
Speaker 1: had a huge night on Saturday night and.
Speaker 4: How how thankful were Scott Robinson b to Hamish Kerr,
Speaker 4: Lisa Carrington and Lydia Coe who just the golden shower
Speaker 4: over the Saturday completely and utterly took the spotlight of
Speaker 4: that result. We'll talk about a bit later. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: it was a great weekend and then finished off last
Speaker 4: night with another gold yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Hamish Kurr, the high jump man watching him
Speaker 1: obviously last week was the qualifiers and it got it
Speaker 1: made me sweat.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then it went to a jump off and they do
Speaker 1: it in reverse order, so they start off at whatever
Speaker 1: they got up to and then they come back down
Speaker 1: because obviously the fellow's getting pretty fatigued. It was him
Speaker 1: against the American dude. Thank god they knocked their katari
Speaker 1: Doucheberg out.
Speaker 4: And the Italian doucheberg think they shared it last time.
Speaker 4: But I love Hamish Kirk because they could have shared
Speaker 4: the gold medal because they conferred and then they were
Speaker 4: like shook hands and said, nah, we're jumping off with
Speaker 4: this motherfucker. Yeah, And I love that because the pussies
Speaker 4: last time, the Italian and the Katari. Yeah took the
Speaker 4: thirty cent, took the cowards with fifty percent.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And I loved his celebration. I mean, the only thing
Speaker 4: that would have completed it as if a javelin had
Speaker 4: just whistled past his ear and he ran out into
Speaker 4: the outfield arms outstretched.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That was great. God bless him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I felt bad for the I was watching the camera
Speaker 1: crew waddle off after him. I was like, oh, shit,
Speaker 1: is he gonna run out there?
Speaker 4: Shit.
Speaker 1: By the time they had all run out there, he
Speaker 1: turned around and ran back over to the side and
Speaker 1: hugged his team, And god, I just did not see
Speaker 1: that coming at all.
Speaker 4: I love such a hardstop of Hamish Curt Yeah, and
Speaker 4: he I loved it. The celebrations. They said, I'll explaining celebrations,
Speaker 4: he goes. I just took off I didn't even know
Speaker 4: what the crowd with cheering or not, like, I was
Speaker 4: just completely lost in the moment.
Speaker 1: Just so fizzed fucking everything I've ever worked for. But
Speaker 1: he would like when he cleared the bar, he cleared
Speaker 1: it by like ten fifteen centimeters, and then he would
Speaker 1: miss it, you know, like two times in a row,
Speaker 1: and the qualification just about fucking gave me a stroke
Speaker 1: as he was like he ran up dove head first
Speaker 1: underneath the bar, then the next time he hit it
Speaker 1: with his back, then the third one he cleared it
Speaker 1: by fucking thirty centimeters. Then gets into the final tells
Speaker 1: they guy to get fucked, We're going to the death
Speaker 1: on this one. We're not splitting anything, and he went
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 3: It was. It was tremendous.
Speaker 1: So was watching Lisa Carrington ah Man, watch her and
Speaker 1: you think go again, totally so far ahead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the Hungarian who came second, whole yeah guns show,
Speaker 4: she had the gun shows like they was.
Speaker 3: I was like, holy shit, Yeah, she was terrifying.
Speaker 1: And actually it was the first time that I've been
Speaker 1: nervous for Lisa Carrington race because you know, usually with
Speaker 1: the first stroke of her paddle she's gone and they
Speaker 1: don't catch her again. But this other girl was right
Speaker 1: there with her right up until two hunred and fifty
Speaker 1: meters and then it was just see you, see you later.
Speaker 1: It's time to say goodbye. Yeah. She emotionless after she
Speaker 1: won as well, like you know, everyone else is bawling
Speaker 1: their eyes out. I feel like there was there's an
Speaker 1: amount of like relief foremost for Lisa Carrington.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so much expectations. Yeah, She's like, I think
Speaker 4: they're three more goals. And then lydia Co Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: she has ice in her veins. Man. Yeah, she was
Speaker 4: like you could tell. I saw her play the first
Speaker 4: three or four holes, yeah, and I was like, she's
Speaker 4: definitely got this because yeah, she was sharing the lead
Speaker 4: with this young Swiss golfer who eat like had in
Speaker 4: their third round, did two eagles in the first nine.
Speaker 4: She was on fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, first t sprayed it into the lit straight into
Speaker 1: the water game.
Speaker 4: I knew that would happen. And then lydia Co stood up,
Speaker 4: just sent it down the middle with an iron or
Speaker 4: something and then just plopped done. And I was and
Speaker 4: then the second hole rescued the path three. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I was like and just did not look faced. Nah
Speaker 4: one BT, And I was like, yes, because I fucking
Speaker 4: love how she beat Nelly quarter because that's all the
Speaker 4: commentators could bang on about, was Nelly Carter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, OKAYU.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like that too because then it also
Speaker 1: forced the other girl that she was playing with had
Speaker 1: to try and because there's a really awkward first hole,
Speaker 1: the f that lay up on all you can go
Speaker 1: super aggressive and try and cut the corner. So the
Speaker 1: other girl that tried to cut the corner just lands
Speaker 1: it in the rough and Lydia Co just played the
Speaker 1: most boring round of golf you've ever said in your
Speaker 1: life and just came in what was it eleven or
Speaker 1: twelve under? Yeah, the last one was she only needed
Speaker 1: she had two puts in hand to win. It burdied it,
Speaker 1: birdied it get far and then she won and then
Speaker 1: she was boiling her eyes out, and I was thinking,
Speaker 1: for a woman who has won everything, she's now what
Speaker 1: they're saying, the youngest woman to qualify for the Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame. Yes, I think it has to go to
Speaker 1: a vote yet, but she's met all of the standards.
Speaker 4: She's won everything. Yeah, there's nothing she hasn't done.
Speaker 1: She's completed the rainbow in terms of metals as well,
Speaker 1: so she's done absolutely everything.
Speaker 3: She's boiling her eyes out of it's so much to her.
Speaker 4: And she said turn around and said out, that's my
Speaker 4: last Olympics. I'm like, you only twenty nine or twenty seven,
Speaker 4: twenty seven, It's like you got me thirty one, go
Speaker 4: to LA.
Speaker 1: She's going to retire before she's thirty. She's been saying
Speaker 1: that her whole career is like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be playing this after I'm thirty. Yeah, good on here,
Speaker 1: she's someone effect checked me. Actually shout out to the
Speaker 1: fact chicker's out there. Some affect checked me on. She's
Speaker 1: checked up with some really rich dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it's the Korean Samsung family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. So it's not a it's not
Speaker 1: a money thing. She's now ticked absolutely everything off. I
Speaker 1: noticed she was shaking hands with one of the other
Speaker 1: athletes she was playing against. She has the Olympic rowing
Speaker 1: on the inside of her bicep. Where would you put
Speaker 1: it if you got the Olympic rings?
Speaker 4: Ah, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: I feel like when going for the forearm is I
Speaker 1: want everyone to know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw Zoe Hobbs get one and she hit
Speaker 4: it kind of up here. Yeah, tiny one on the
Speaker 4: kind of bicep.
Speaker 1: Inside of the elbow bicep sort of situation.
Speaker 4: Like I'm certainly not getting it on my chest. No,
Speaker 4: I might get it on my inside thigh.
Speaker 1: Oh, just a little personal one for you. When you're
Speaker 1: sitting down and go number two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah. When I'm doing poo's and I'm on my phone,
Speaker 4: I look down and go, yeah, remember that time I
Speaker 4: went to the Olympics and lift and snatched sixty kg's
Speaker 4: and the woman's under forty nine kg.
Speaker 1: I've just become aware that we should have put that
Speaker 1: on the on the line. If you can't lift it,
Speaker 1: you should have to get the Olympic rings tattooed on
Speaker 1: you somewhere, and if you can, I'll get it. I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to get the Olympic rings, just for no reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I just people go, oh my god, have
Speaker 4: you been to the Olympics. Yeah, nah, nah, you can
Speaker 4: just get whatever tattoo you want. I think you should
Speaker 4: get the Narl logo tattooed on you, and you can.
Speaker 3: But that's not really a thing thing. It's not that
Speaker 3: people have should make.
Speaker 4: It the thing though, And so when you know, when
Speaker 4: you're old and you know you're an old coddo and
Speaker 4: the grandson comes up and you what's that about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I played for the n R l oh because
Speaker 1: no one else has got that tattoo. How did you
Speaker 1: do that? That's what I like about the Olympic rings
Speaker 1: on it. It's like, you know, anyone could just do it.
Speaker 1: You know, there's no.
Speaker 4: Like they've got a tattooist in the village.
Speaker 3: I'll do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So that's where Zoe hobswheat and got here's done with
Speaker 4: her Aussie mate.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, so they got they're ready to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then last night overnight Alise Andrews one and
Speaker 1: the Omnium, which is the one where they do four
Speaker 1: different races, all various different you know, techniques and tactics.
Speaker 1: It's all very confusing, but basically she simplified it just
Speaker 1: by riding her bikeway fucking faster than anyone else. And
Speaker 1: the thing I loved about the way that she won,
Speaker 1: particularly the the heads heads last night, she was just
Speaker 1: steering down the person that she was riding against from
Speaker 1: the get go, and it was like it looked like.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever seen that photo of
Speaker 1: like a leopard holding a baby deer by the nick,
Speaker 1: That's what Alex Andrews looked like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she was saying something to her competitor.
Speaker 1: I don't know if her competitor spoke English or not,
Speaker 1: but she I would love to know what she was
Speaker 1: saying to her. It's like, you know, do you know
Speaker 1: how fucked you are right now?
Speaker 4: Just go full Mitchell Stark on it. Yeah, you've just
Speaker 4: lost your country.
Speaker 1: You will never beat when another Olympic medal again. You
Speaker 1: might get silver here, but this is about it.
Speaker 4: I still don't stand half the velodrome games, you know,
Speaker 4: the different omniums and the criterions and the yeah and
Speaker 4: a little motorbike.
Speaker 1: Can I understand that the thing that throws a lot
Speaker 1: of people off is how slow they go to start,
Speaker 1: Like when it's just the head to head one, it's like,
Speaker 1: you only have to go faster than them. There's no
Speaker 1: point just shooting off and buggering yourself and then they
Speaker 1: chase you down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the pursuit one. I understand that one. And
Speaker 4: it's two people. Whoever wins wins. I get that, and
Speaker 4: I think it was best explained by my seven year
Speaker 4: old son this morning and he wake out and goes, dad,
Speaker 4: we won a gold And I said what on? He
Speaker 4: goes the cycling round in circles O good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My favorite one of those is the elimination race.
Speaker 1: So that's like everyone starts together and then after a
Speaker 1: certain amount of laps I don't know how many it is.
Speaker 1: After each lapse, whoever's at that at the end they
Speaker 1: have to drop off and so you keep going until
Speaker 1: there's only one person left.
Speaker 4: So it's like a Royal rumble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Royal rumble on the on the velodrome. That one's
Speaker 1: quite cool. Yeah, I don't mind that one. So yeah,
Speaker 1: ker I jump on. Then Ali Williston and the you
Speaker 1: want to see the omnium as well.
Speaker 4: Did you get down silver? I think silver?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, there was silver.
Speaker 4: We got heaps of silvers. We've only got like three bronze.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Very disappointing, not like us at all.
Speaker 4: And David LITTI to in the week over. In the weekend,
Speaker 4: I think he came maybe tenth in the weightlifting.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he said a new PB for himself as well,
Speaker 1: which is always good. To see and just fearsome weights
Speaker 1: that they're lifting over there.
Speaker 4: Terrifying.
Speaker 3: It would be, yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Would be absolutely terrifying. You constantly look. I guess they
Speaker 1: must train for it. But we were watching it at
Speaker 1: the pub on front and it's just the most like
Speaker 1: you're just wincing the whole time you're watching.
Speaker 4: It's the one where they drop it over the back
Speaker 4: of the neck and then slip out from underneath it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, regular out from underneath. But I think the highlight
Speaker 1: of everyone's weekend at the Olympics was Ray Gun, the
Speaker 1: thirty six year old Australian professor who competed competed at
Speaker 1: the breakdancing. As I said before, we will not be
Speaker 1: seeing breakdancing again at the Olympics. I really think that
Speaker 1: whoever I'll saying this in office this morning, whoever had
Speaker 1: been campaigning for the Olympics for breakdancing to be in
Speaker 1: the Olympics, must have been like, guys, we have to
Speaker 1: nail this because everybody thinks it's a joke that it
Speaker 1: shouldn't be in here, So we have to just come
Speaker 1: out and fucking bring it and get everyone on side
Speaker 1: and be like, wow, breakdancing is awesome. And then she
Speaker 1: would have been they would have been watching our girl
Speaker 1: Raygun come out as with a fuck yeah, we're probably
Speaker 1: not going to be back to the next Olympics.
Speaker 4: So it was tough. But everyone, everyone on Instagram or
Speaker 4: Facebook or any social media platform in the past couple
Speaker 4: of years has probably seen some fucking badass nine year
Speaker 4: old kid head spinning like whipping a hurricane so fast
Speaker 4: you can't even see them in a bee boy kind
Speaker 4: of big Gill battle yea, and thinking fuck, there's gonna
Speaker 4: be some mean dances at the Olympics. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: it seemed like a community event. Yeah, it did. It
Speaker 4: did when the winter sucked. Sorry. Yeah, even the winner
Speaker 4: didn't blow my mind. I want I want like proper dancing,
Speaker 4: like breakdancing with headspins and flips and shit where you go,
Speaker 4: holy shit, how can you actually do that? Instead, there
Speaker 4: was lots of running around in circles kind of doing
Speaker 4: weird shit.
Speaker 3: It's because they put like these.
Speaker 1: I watched a video of her explaining how it was
Speaker 1: judged and blah blahlah. It was like the Christian rock
Speaker 1: of the breakdancings, Like it didn't make Christianity kill you
Speaker 1: made rock shit and Olympic breakdancing didn't make the Olympics kill.
Speaker 3: It made breakdancing shit.
Speaker 1: And I think what I hate though, is that there's
Speaker 1: also been this backlash of people being like, well, you
Speaker 1: couldn't do any better?
Speaker 4: I reckon, I could, I fucking shit you not like
Speaker 4: put down the under forty nine kgs I reckon my
Speaker 4: stomp clamp clap at a fucking nightclub would would have
Speaker 4: got at least a point.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other part of it is like, even if I
Speaker 1: couldn't have done it better, you can't tell me that
Speaker 1: there isn't another woman in Australia.
Speaker 4: Who couldn't have done it better. You know, there would
Speaker 4: have been a hundred of them.
Speaker 1: You got to go down to some inner city suburban Sydney,
Speaker 1: you'd be able to find ten people off the street
Speaker 1: that could have done better than that.
Speaker 4: We saw a hundred people in the closing ceremony who
Speaker 4: are better answers than Reagan. It was the hopping of it.
Speaker 1: It was the kangaroo, and you know when she did that,
Speaker 1: she thought, I've really done something here. I've paid honor
Speaker 1: to our past prison and emerging elders by doing the thing.
Speaker 4: And then the demented, kind of sideways, worm on the ground,
Speaker 4: dog with worms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to Reagan.
Speaker 4: The track suit, just the track suit, the do rag.
Speaker 1: It was just so Kath and Kim who's had a
Speaker 1: bigger Olympics her or the Turkey shooting dude.
Speaker 4: A Turkish shooting guy actually won a medal, he came,
Speaker 4: he got a silver. So I think that in terms
Speaker 4: of actual LeVert social media don't be even actually, because
Speaker 4: the Turkish guy went pretty big.
Speaker 1: He probably it doesn't seem like he'd give a shit
Speaker 1: that he has.
Speaker 4: Though I'm gonna say this, and I said it this
Speaker 4: morning on Radio Hadaki. I think their performance from show
Speaker 4: from Raygan Raygan, not Showgun Reygun, that cancels out all
Speaker 4: of Australia's eighteen gold medals. Zero's it. She has basically
Speaker 4: zeroed their their med medal tally and put us into
Speaker 4: the into the top ten because we're eleven, so Australia
Speaker 4: are out after that, and when we're now now ten, so.
Speaker 1: All of tipmosus Gould's taken off her because of that
Speaker 1: Raygun shout out to her. That was just I thought
Speaker 1: I spent the whole weekend being like that's a past
Speaker 1: take right like she this is a I thought it
Speaker 1: was like if Chris Lily intoed the you know, Chris
Speaker 1: Lily would have got at least a few points. I
Speaker 1: thought for sure that that's what it was. But no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't look at its best. It was cultural appropriation
Speaker 1: and it's worst.
Speaker 3: That was racist.
Speaker 1: What happened there at the breakdowns there at the Olympics.
Speaker 1: But we won't have to watch it again. Other sports
Speaker 1: that happened across the weekend, the Warriors played.
Speaker 3: I can't even remember what happened there.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it with I'll talk about it with
Speaker 1: Early on the Mad Monday podcast later on today. But
Speaker 1: the All Blacks played on Saturday night and they lost
Speaker 1: thirty eight points to thirty What the fuck?
Speaker 3: What happened? Do you know what commentated it?
Speaker 4: I commentated it first half I thought was good. I
Speaker 4: think they almost had it under control well five minutes
Speaker 4: before halftime. Anyway, the line out was looking great. Sam Dowry,
Speaker 4: what a game he was heading. Darius Rutgers, Darius Ruckers scored,
Speaker 4: scored his first try, scored. The first try was amazing
Speaker 4: in the line and the line out looked awesome.
Speaker 1: Can we just say, also, we'd said on the a
Speaker 1: SEC Sports book on Friday, Sam Darry was the most
Speaker 1: back for try score, and we're like, what do people
Speaker 1: know that we don't. Yeah, sure enough boom TP would
Speaker 1: have lost a lot of money off that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they would have, but they probably would have made
Speaker 4: it back on the fact that Argentina won. But then
Speaker 4: the second half and then our bench, our bench wasn't great.
Speaker 4: Our bench unfortunately wasn't great. Poor side ted he didn't
Speaker 4: have a good one. They brought on Josh Lord I suffer.
Speaker 4: Amo's first throw was so wide. Then the calling was
Speaker 4: all out and it was look. I mean, if you're
Speaker 4: a rugby fan, it was a good game, thirty eight
Speaker 4: points to thirty. It was non stop into win kind
Speaker 4: of stuff, but quite frustrating to be as an All
Speaker 4: Blacks fan. Yeah, to see and the pass back from
Speaker 4: Addie Severe that miss target and then McKenzie's missed body
Speaker 4: and then it was.
Speaker 1: Sivy Russ tap back that resulted in a try toga.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a bit going on there.
Speaker 1: And I would have liked to have watched that game
Speaker 1: and not been an All Black supporter because for me,
Speaker 1: I felt like the whole time Oh, we're gonna win this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna win this. We're only down by two, you know,
Speaker 1: we kick a penalty here, blah blah blah. But I
Speaker 1: think it was way tighter than that. And if you
Speaker 1: were rooting against the All Blacks, that would have been
Speaker 1: all some game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and got on paying seven bucks Argentina to win that,
Speaker 4: and they did it. They closed it out. They gobbled
Speaker 4: some clock at the ind there. It was like a
Speaker 4: rugby league game. You know when rugby league they take
Speaker 4: the tackle and then everyone had the tackle. They did
Speaker 4: that for the last minute. It was pretty hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and won the penalty and they kicked it out and
Speaker 4: had a party.
Speaker 1: It was pretty brutal because at a certain point I
Speaker 1: had to flick through. I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: would have to go from the All Blecks over to
Speaker 1: Lisa Carrington, one of her. I think it was so qualified. No, no,
Speaker 1: that was the medal race. And then came back and
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh fuck. I really thought, and
Speaker 1: I'd flick back, we'd be winning again and we weren't.
Speaker 3: Yeah Jesus.
Speaker 4: And then there was a marathon at the same time.
Speaker 4: A lot of people left at halftime to watch marathon
Speaker 4: and Olympics sinking arts and it's all over.
Speaker 1: I left to watch the marathon. I heard someone this
Speaker 1: morning at the gym I go quite often, was saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: did you see the marathon last night, and the other
Speaker 1: person said, nah, it didn't And I was going to say,
Speaker 1: what is your.
Speaker 3: Follow up to that question?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: They ran for fucking ages.
Speaker 4: No, the woman's one was quite close. It was a
Speaker 4: sprint to the finish and the chicky one from Netherlands
Speaker 4: that came around the corner gave her an elbow, so
Speaker 4: there was an argie bargie one hundred meters to go,
Speaker 4: so that's that. The finish was actually quite exciting about
Speaker 4: women's marathons.
Speaker 3: He could have skipped the first forty totally.
Speaker 4: Last two hundred meters was the most exciting. A little
Speaker 4: bit of developments to around our commentary. So we're on
Speaker 4: sky Sports Select, not Skysport nine. Skysport nine is our
Speaker 4: spiritual home. That's where we always are. It's relatively hard
Speaker 4: to find. You got to put your adult code in
Speaker 4: because of the Olympics, they took up all those channels,
Speaker 4: so they moved us to SkySports Select, which is channel
Speaker 4: fifty and it's before Skysport one, and so it's like
Speaker 4: a pop up kind of channel. However, they put us
Speaker 4: on that. However, they played the South Africa Australia test
Speaker 4: on sky Sports Select before us, so you could imagine
Speaker 4: most bars or sports bars, most you knows and everything
Speaker 4: who just want to watch a bit of code and
Speaker 4: want to watch you know. So Afgar Australia had it
Speaker 4: on and followed through to our coverage. So we got
Speaker 4: a lot of feedback from people who were absolutely outraged
Speaker 4: at the quality of the commentary. We had two messages
Speaker 4: who were disgusted in our use of taking the lord's
Speaker 4: name in vain too and a message into the website,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, because I think Matt He said Jesus
Speaker 4: Christ and that's him. And that's when we thought something's
Speaker 4: a bit wrong here, something is a little bit offended you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that offended you. Plus we had all our alarms going off,
Speaker 4: sexism and downstairs content and whatever. So it's going to
Speaker 4: be interesting to see what the blowback of that is.
Speaker 4: We did tell people at the start, this is not
Speaker 4: the main coverage, go to Skuysport one, this is the
Speaker 4: alternative commentary. And I said that probably four or five
Speaker 4: times in the herd staff, but still right up until
Speaker 4: the end of the match, texts were coming in breaking
Speaker 4: down everything that we did that was wrong, around using players'
Speaker 4: names differently, yeah, being stupid, not taking it seriously, just
Speaker 4: commentate the game, yeah, all that. And I was like,
Speaker 4: something's not right. And then I got a message from
Speaker 4: someone who was at the caketin and it was on
Speaker 4: all the corporate boxes on their TVs in the corporate
Speaker 4: box brilliant. And then I was in christ Church and
Speaker 4: I caught a taxi with this old guy is quizzing
Speaker 4: us about what we do. And it was Heath and
Speaker 4: I and we were like, oh, we do sports commentary whatever.
Speaker 4: I go, did you the Rugby last night? So yeah,
Speaker 4: he goes, do you guys hear those bloody clowns on
Speaker 4: sky Sport? And we were like the alternative fine, and
Speaker 4: he goes yeah, and he goes that's us and he goes,
Speaker 4: ah lowns, Like how did you end up on it?
Speaker 4: He goes, oh, I was around at the club and
Speaker 4: I was like at the christ Church club whatever, and
Speaker 4: it was like always old biddies there. We're like, what
Speaker 4: the hell is this? And they were livid. They had
Speaker 4: to go to the bar and they had change the channels,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh shit, so there's going to
Speaker 4: be some blowback around there.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: At the same time, I saw the text shed and
Speaker 1: there were other people being like Jesus so bored. Since
Speaker 1: you guys got canceled, you can't have it birth.
Speaker 4: On the plus side, there was a lot of people
Speaker 4: who are like, wow, maybe this commentary before It's wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't help us in the end, thirty eight thirty
Speaker 1: it was very disappointing.
Speaker 3: Do we break?
Speaker 4: Do we do?
Speaker 3: We have to sack Brazier now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Gone, I think you have to. We've been calling for
Speaker 1: Fozzy's head for so long, we now need to.
Speaker 4: I think he described Scott Robinson the bass. He's got
Speaker 4: a resting meth face.
Speaker 3: It does he what but back?
Speaker 4: What are welcome? Welcome, Welcome to the hot seat, Scott Robinson.
Speaker 4: He squeaks through, squeaks past England, England beats Fiji and
Speaker 4: a kind of a nothing thing and then loses to Argentina.
Speaker 4: This is this is squeaky.
Speaker 3: Bums on totally. Yeah, bring back Fuzzy.
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna take one more quick air break
Speaker 1: we'll come back with yours please, yours.
Speaker 2: Please, brought you by Leader home of.
Speaker 1: The five of them to get through, so there were
Speaker 1: plenty across the weekend. A lot of them said more
Speaker 1: or less the same things, and there were a lot
Speaker 1: that were just like people just would hit the record
Speaker 1: buttons after the All Black sil the Warriors loss, so
Speaker 1: we've had to boil them down at the first one
Speaker 1: goes like that's yours, Burtsee fella, is a beautiful day
Speaker 1: here in, said Canterbury Sunday morning.
Speaker 10: After the lost.
Speaker 4: Not to worry about the loss, but buck me that crowd.
Speaker 10: That was a sporting so one.
Speaker 6: I'm producing this.
Speaker 8: They're all rugby class through the ind of the year tour.
Speaker 11: To Wellington, so we picked that plays out like we are.
Speaker 10: And then also we just mantle Wellington.
Speaker 4: We're playing on taking exciting. They did not the servous,
Speaker 4: so we'll be taking that back tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Maybe they're called stuff from the Papa and maybe someone
Speaker 7: can take the behime.
Speaker 4: Russell, Yeah no, do you know what I did say
Speaker 4: it on the commentary and it was really staying to
Speaker 4: piss me off last ten minutes of that match, just
Speaker 4: when your home crowd needs to lift you up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they were playing a Vichy and no, and then they
Speaker 4: played a vech he did and I was like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck man? And then they played exponents even though
Speaker 4: I'm blue or whatever, and I'm like, oh my god, god,
Speaker 4: what the fuck? Like that crowd should be just getting
Speaker 4: behind the all blacks, like supporting them last ten minutes.
Speaker 4: You can do it, and steered we get punished with
Speaker 4: a VICI.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people try and get something going in the crowd
Speaker 1: and then as soon as there is a break and play,
Speaker 1: you just get punished.
Speaker 4: What stage is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know it. It drives me insane. I mean,
Speaker 1: but again, they had the old They've got the Judas
Speaker 1: stand and the caked and where they put the cameras
Speaker 1: on one side and so it looks like the crowd
Speaker 1: is full and if they ever cut to the Judas
Speaker 1: shot that betrays them. They turned back around the other
Speaker 1: side and half the stadium is just fucking empty.
Speaker 3: We at Wellington, what's gone on?
Speaker 4: Everyone's saying that, you know, they're going through tough times.
Speaker 4: A lot of the public service are either being fired
Speaker 4: or under review.
Speaker 3: That's a great point.
Speaker 4: That only takes thirty thousand people that stadium. Yeah, there's
Speaker 4: a lot of people that live in the wider Wellington region. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: that's not a big stadium to fill.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And if you're telling me you can't fill it because
Speaker 4: people are worried about their and their jobs?
Speaker 1: What how many of them when in the public service?
Speaker 1: Up a million well as Wellington, I suppose, but I
Speaker 1: completely agree. Dismantle the whole place. I've never liked Wellington
Speaker 1: as a city. Take the Caketon back back down to tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It's basically not in Wellington anyway.
Speaker 4: I love how that suggestion is to basically loot Wellington
Speaker 4: and just storm it. Looter it. I like the idea
Speaker 4: of the India tour though, because he's end of club.
Speaker 4: Rugby is always around the same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's now yeah yeah, and a.
Speaker 4: Test match it should be. They should just exclusively sell
Speaker 4: tickets to clubs and around New Zealand to.
Speaker 1: Give them to them. Yeah, aren't they part of the
Speaker 1: same rugby union. Isn't that what the whole silver Lake
Speaker 1: thing was about?
Speaker 4: Who knows?
Speaker 1: This is the way that you could repay them without
Speaker 1: actually having to spend ascent. Just give them the tickets
Speaker 1: to the game. You're not selling them anyway. Evidently it'll
Speaker 1: be like the Sevens. It'd be amazing. Yeah, and for
Speaker 1: that reason it will never happen. Another caller here, you're.
Speaker 4: Spose, hey, fellas.
Speaker 5: After that rugby result, I reckon we made a wee
Speaker 5: mistake not letting Razor take some time off to go
Speaker 5: break dance for us at the Olympics. I think that
Speaker 5: would have been great to see him come home with
Speaker 5: a Kiwi gold.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Hohoru would have put us in the top ten.
Speaker 4: Ah would have beaten Ygan, it's for sure, but even
Speaker 4: Richie Muwang is worm that would have been quite a
Speaker 4: quite a slight.
Speaker 1: Well, Richie actually upstaged Razor after the last title there.
Speaker 1: I think that the next time we play the Wallabies,
Speaker 1: they should because they're always complaining that the hucker gives
Speaker 1: us an unfair advantage because it jesus.
Speaker 3: Up too much.
Speaker 1: We'll go on there, bring Raygun out and she can
Speaker 1: face the hucker.
Speaker 4: Fuck. That'll be funny. If I don't think the All
Speaker 4: Blacks would be able to keep it together. No, if
Speaker 4: if the All Blacks where like t J. Pittinada is
Speaker 4: full full flow on the intro out comes, Raygan and
Speaker 4: how it's around like a kangaroo. You can't tell me
Speaker 4: the front rower of that Harker aren't pissing themselves.
Speaker 1: It'd be the biggest disruption to the Hucker since England
Speaker 1: did that big semi reverse semi circle thing in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: It would be the biggest innovation. And they need to
Speaker 1: hide her. She's already in a tracks so she looks
Speaker 1: like one of the fizziers anyway. Just have her behind
Speaker 1: the team and just as we get full into it,
Speaker 1: they part and then here comes.
Speaker 3: Raygun.
Speaker 4: Just given it heaps, she's got to lean into it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she has to lean into this fame.
Speaker 1: I think if Australian rugby are serious about getting themselves
Speaker 1: back on track before hosting the World Cup, they need
Speaker 1: to bring Raygun out to face the Huker.
Speaker 4: Well, Australia have the Olympics in thirty two, so she
Speaker 4: needs to light the flame.
Speaker 1: There's a lot on her shoulders. Oh yeah, she needs
Speaker 1: to light the flame. Bring her out with the fucking thing.
Speaker 1: There's a lot resting on their shoulders over there in
Speaker 1: Australia if they need to, if they want to take
Speaker 1: themselves seriously as a sporting nation, and Reagan needs to
Speaker 1: face the huker. I think is what we've settled on there.
Speaker 1: Another caller here, your spleece.
Speaker 5: Whoever had the idea for punch him ups at Golden Point?
Speaker 3: I vote yes.
Speaker 1: Andrew Rebson want to spark that old geezer we were
Speaker 1: saying in the commentary, and again we'll talk about it
Speaker 1: on the Mad Monday podcast out later on this afternoon.
Speaker 1: Wayne Bennett wasn't even looking in the right direction for
Speaker 1: most of that game. The ball will be down one end,
Speaker 1: he's just looking down the other end. Someone would be like, oh, Wayne, Wayne,
Speaker 1: they've scored, have they?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: And someone sent that through as a voicemail a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago, maybe a couple of months ago. Instead of
Speaker 1: golden points, should just be dust up between the coaches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think we would have had that, you Reckon,
Speaker 1: I just pure anger.
Speaker 4: I think he's got old man's strength, Wayne Bennett. You
Speaker 4: know old man's strength.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think there's a point of diminishing returns for
Speaker 1: old man's strength, and I feel like Wayne might be
Speaker 1: on the other side of that. But yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: would have loved to have said it. Another caller here,
Speaker 1: you're spleece.
Speaker 11: Hey fellas, So yeah, I've got the news about alex
Speaker 11: porton today and you know I'm not mad. I'm fucking furious.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 11: This is the fucking divorce of New Zealand football and
Speaker 11: you all have to decide. Are you going to stick
Speaker 11: with Soul of the Earth, good old old Phoenix, You're
Speaker 11: gonna go off with mum and a hot new boyfriend
Speaker 11: bull Fowley. You have to decide. You have to fucking
Speaker 11: decide today. This is a divorce. It's over. That is
Speaker 11: a declaration of war. You can't take Porthan, you can't
Speaker 11: do that.
Speaker 4: And ah, I'm going with mum. Yeah, I'm going with
Speaker 4: mum and her new boyfriend in the flashouse.
Speaker 3: Yeah he yes, you call the prisons from him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to AFC. He said he's gonna buy
Speaker 4: me a new car, is he? Yeah? Yeah yeah, so
Speaker 4: no I'm all alone with AFC. Like that's a great move.
Speaker 1: So if you're not familiar with what's happened, here's my
Speaker 1: understanding of it. They he signed with the Bournemouth over
Speaker 1: in the UK and they're like whoa Premier League and
Speaker 1: then they own or they have partnership worth.
Speaker 4: No it's the same dude. Bill Foley owns the whole lot,
Speaker 4: He owns the Golden Knights in Las Vegas. He owned
Speaker 4: Bournemouth and he owns Auckland f C.
Speaker 1: So do you think that he knew that when he
Speaker 1: signed that dude?
Speaker 3: To me, I'm sure he did.
Speaker 4: They said they're going to sign a Bournemouth but as
Speaker 4: part of the whole deal will probably send you down
Speaker 4: to Oakland f C for the first season and back
Speaker 4: to Bournemouth's great. I like the people give you this.
Speaker 3: See this is authentic rivalry.
Speaker 4: It's great and I love it. And the Auckland f
Speaker 4: C fans they're calling themselves the Port. They are going
Speaker 4: to all their warm up games and leading off flares
Speaker 4: at club games and stuff. It's why the port. I
Speaker 4: don't know Oakland City Port. I don't know. There's one
Speaker 4: end of the ground they're calling the port. They calling
Speaker 4: themselves the port supporters. I don't know. It's good. It's
Speaker 4: fans generated as neither to do with the Aakland f C.
Speaker 4: Which which is that's when it gets unstuck when you
Speaker 4: have the mad Caps or some they Yeah, they're all
Speaker 4: leading off. I saw footage of their one of the
Speaker 4: warm up games and they got like, there's only about
Speaker 4: fifty of them, but they're at a warm up game
Speaker 4: and they've got four or five flares and the whole
Speaker 4: field is covered and smart, and I was like, yes,
Speaker 4: this is what I'm talking about. And they keep sending
Speaker 4: and scendry messages to the Phoenix as well, which is good.
Speaker 4: And this is even better. It's getting their best player,
Speaker 4: their keeper and going fuck you signed a Bournemouth loaned
Speaker 4: them back to Orprom theF seat.
Speaker 1: If they keep a clean sheet in that first rby match, hilarious,
Speaker 1: it's going to I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get on board to one more call
Speaker 1: your spurs, just on the.
Speaker 6: Olympic events that maybe we could compete at. I was
Speaker 6: just watching woman's under fifty three kg wrestling. I'm at
Speaker 6: about one hundred and twenty kg's. I'd like to see
Speaker 6: a fifty one year kg woman try and body slam me.
Speaker 6: Big tought to sort out. But yeah, I'm sure you
Speaker 6: guys can figure a way out to get me to
Speaker 6: fight her.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: Wrestle. I don't know though, I don't know. Definitely not
Speaker 4: because they are quite strong and it's technique wise. They
Speaker 4: will get me in like some sort of headline and
Speaker 4: I'll pass out. I don't know if oh you yeah,
Speaker 4: I think everyone agrees on that. But the one hundred
Speaker 4: and twenty kilo guy, that's a different thing. I think
Speaker 4: even more so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that'd use your weight against you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also just think the fitness level it bargers you
Speaker 1: to wrestle, like even if you're like wrestling with you know,
Speaker 1: your nieces and nephews or something, your fucking dog on
Speaker 1: the lawn, and then to get tossed across the room
Speaker 1: by a fifty three kilo woman, he's like, I need out. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I don't think we'll ever set that up because if
Speaker 1: you won that there's issues at least the footage.
Speaker 3: But yeah, all right, we're gonna park it there for today.
Speaker 3: We'll be back tomorrow with a Tuesday edition.
Speaker 1: I think we may have Laura McGoldrick on the show
Speaker 1: tomorrow for a massive announcement.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they've got announced on Friday. Then we're bringing
Speaker 4: back Game of Two Halves, the show that made famous
Speaker 4: by Mark Allis and Matthew Rinch. Couldn't get them back, Nah,
Speaker 4: I couldn't get them back. I mean, look if you
Speaker 4: look at some of the old shows of that and
Speaker 4: I never cut the mustard these days as.
Speaker 1: Opposed to what we do, which also which just flies
Speaker 1: straight under the radar.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I mean that'll be the first bit of feedback
Speaker 4: is where's Richie, where's jealous? But it's a different take
Speaker 4: on it. It's slightly different take on it. Doing it
Speaker 4: with Sky so to be on Sky Sport and sky
Speaker 4: Open kicks off in September and Lasa Lasa Magazza. She'll
Speaker 4: be the host of the show and we'll be flicking
Speaker 4: in and out as panelists. Matt Heath in there, Di
Speaker 4: Henwrid yourself, Ben Hurley. So yeah, it'll be it'll be good.
Speaker 4: But we'll have a chat to Laza to see how
Speaker 4: she's what she's planning on doing.
Speaker 1: If she's enjoying, enjoying the last few weeks of her
Speaker 1: media career before she gets some broad in a cancelation
Speaker 1: with the alternative commentary Collective. All right, just before we go,
Speaker 1: our good friends upstairs at gold Sport have been commentating
Speaker 1: the Olympics for the last two weeks.
Speaker 3: Not long enough for two weeks, I think, and look.
Speaker 4: God bless them. It's the worst hours ever. I mentioned
Speaker 4: that we had six days of the World Tiest Championship overnight.
Speaker 4: These guys have done two solid weeks commentating from seven
Speaker 4: at night till six in the morning. That is hard, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that is hard. So we've got a compilation of every
Speaker 4: every award winning moment, Yeah we do. We've got a
Speaker 4: good three minute slog here. So we'll leave you with this.
Speaker 1: These are the highlights from the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics.
Speaker 3: Gone too soon.
Speaker 4: We'll see you on Tuesday for another episode of the
Speaker 4: Gender Podcast.
Speaker 12: Sure Devils, it's stuff there and picking it at the
Speaker 12: touch and New Zealands go back to black gold men
Speaker 12: again they're supreme.
Speaker 4: Seven side wins golds.
Speaker 10: It is heartbreaking trade and wilds. But Alex Ye has
Speaker 10: listed to about three hundred meters to win gold in
Speaker 10: the men's triathlon in Olympic record time.
Speaker 4: We're underway in the women's sport.
Speaker 12: Coming down to the line, it's Benevolands, great president and
Speaker 12: the New Zealand bronze middle gold beckons for the New
Speaker 12: Zealand women's double skulls. Down to the line, that's gold,
Speaker 12: gold for New Zealand.
Speaker 4: They're almost bout about now.
Speaker 12: The USA coming down to the line in first position.
Speaker 12: Gold goes to US silver.
Speaker 8: New Zealand. It's Isaac McCarty and Will McKenzie crossing for
Speaker 8: third in this race, but that means silver the New Zealands.
Speaker 8: On the coast of Marside.
Speaker 12: We're underway in the women's single skulls final. Caroline Floraine
Speaker 12: of the Netherlands gets the gold medal. New Zealands, in
Speaker 12: a tweak gets silver.
Speaker 10: Men's kayak cross final.
Speaker 7: They plunge in and the gold medal is his Finn.
Speaker 10: Butcher is an Olympic Shepionian.
Speaker 7: The women's team sprints at the Paris of Velodrome, Great Britain.
Speaker 4: The gold milan New Zealand just slightly.
Speaker 7: Behind for the Los Andrews, but they take the silver medal.
Speaker 7: Women's team pursuit the fowl, the Americans coming down to
Speaker 7: the line and the United States take the win.
Speaker 4: New Zealand haul back towards the end.
Speaker 7: It was only point six of a second in the end,
Speaker 7: but it's swer for New Zealand nonetheless.
Speaker 8: And there it is Michael Wilkinson Erica Dawson cross the
Speaker 8: line a bronze for Wilkinson En Dawson.
Speaker 4: Ready to race in the women's kayak four.
Speaker 12: They can't see the finished line. It is gold for
Speaker 12: New Zealand and the sixth Golden Moments for Dame Lisa,
Speaker 12: New Zealand's most to decorated Olympian. Lisa Carrington strikes gold again.
Speaker 4: The women's Karen final.
Speaker 7: Can Alise Andrews hold as she comes down towards the
Speaker 7: finishing line. Elise Andrews on the line, it looks like
Speaker 7: she's won gold. Alease Andrews intense, incisive, infitncible and we're
Speaker 7: ready to fly in the women's kayak double five hundred.
Speaker 12: What an incredible achievement. They are six meters ahead. Carrington
Speaker 12: and Hoskin are both link for half fleetlu Zealand.
Speaker 13: Gold Many Wishy win silver in the women's shot put
Speaker 13: and she is New Zealand's news shot put queen on
Speaker 13: the podium, shot medics silver for you Carrington.
Speaker 12: Coming down to the line, it is gonna be.
Speaker 10: Gold of Golden Globe for Lydia cob And at top
Speaker 10: of the podium in Paris, Cheway's.
Speaker 13: Can't fly and himus Ka this high jump Olympic champion
Speaker 13: and Lakes.
Speaker 9: Andrews is a double gold enlist in Paris. She completes
Speaker 9: her own after three off. Ellie Wallaston is elated She's
Speaker 9: picked up the bron Ellie Wallaston has run a superbly
Speaker 9: technical race.
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