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Speaker 1: Get a It's diary here from the Headachey Breakfast. Just

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Speaker 1: letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast

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Speaker 1: but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,

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Speaker 1: really we do. And if you're wondering how to find

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Speaker 1: out what frequency to listen to us in your area,

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Speaker 1: just takes North or South as an Island to three

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Speaker 1: four eight three.

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Speaker 2: So he taxts Ireland to know.

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Speaker 1: Let's get on with the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Do you text Ireland to three four three two, not

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Speaker 2: Ireland like I R E L A M D. So

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Speaker 2: he takes North as in the island.

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Speaker 1: Yes, just so if you just go onto your phone

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Speaker 1: now on.

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Speaker 2: Your phone, okay and text Ireland No.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no no, so three four eight three yep

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Speaker 1: three four eight three.

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Speaker 2: Okay Ireland North Island, North or South Jiland North Island.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I'll still pick it up though, just picks up the

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Speaker 2: first keyword I think, no, don't South And what does

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Speaker 2: it do? It sends you the frequencies Okay, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: no it did for me. No, it just to check

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Speaker 2: out the Breakfast podcast. I don't think it works.

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Speaker 1: Lenham ninety eight point five, Nelson ninety point four, Christ

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Speaker 1: Hits one O six you need ninety five point eight,

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Speaker 1: that's good. One south of ninety three point two one

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Speaker 1: OCA ninety seven, Oh yep, West Coast eighty nine point

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Speaker 1: three and one hundred and five point one.

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Speaker 2: Jesus's eighty seven point eight?

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Speaker 1: Is that even a thing?

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Speaker 2: I think it's Is that a low power frequent? That

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Speaker 2: sounds like a community frequency?

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Speaker 3: It's low power. They gave our one to ZIDB.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Nelson's a good one. Ninety point four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, totng is good ninety one. Fim stuck on that, zidim.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Christ each one oh six point five seems a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's quite high.

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Speaker 1: Does it matter though, I don't know, not anymore.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think it matters anymore.

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Speaker 1: It used to matter when you flick around, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: nowadays you'd be top of the Nowadays it's all just

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Speaker 1: pre anyway, the.

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Speaker 2: Pre sets a presepts are coming to your iHeart radio

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Speaker 2: App's right, So if you do listen on iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 2: you can pre set radio herd Achy and you can

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Speaker 2: pre set this podcast. So you just had it at

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Speaker 2: the tops. You had to fuck around every time like

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Speaker 2: your radio. It's coming a couple of weeks actually year,

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Speaker 2: next wee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently you guys are gonna have to make a

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Speaker 3: video of it next week when when I gets back

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Speaker 3: game change its explaining it. But then you're also not

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Speaker 3: allowed to call it iHeart radio anymore. It's going to

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Speaker 3: be I hat. Yeah, it's just iHeart makes sense.

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Speaker 2: It's not a radio no, but it wasn't start. You

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Speaker 2: needed to explain to people that it was a radio

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Speaker 2: function that played audio. You don't need anything.

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Speaker 1: iHeart. It doesn't mean anything, is it not? Really? I

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Speaker 1: hate cock.

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Speaker 2: I once I once got a bumper sticker and stuck

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Speaker 2: it on a mate's car. Said, I love cock. A

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Speaker 2: heart cock so mature, but it's so fucking funny. It

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Speaker 2: was chucky in I came around for barbecue and I

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Speaker 2: distracted him and went down to his like red toyota

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Speaker 2: and I sucked this massive sticker on his bumper sticker

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Speaker 2: just said I love cock. Took him ten days to

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Speaker 1: He said, he doesn't discover it through ron him. They'll do.

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Speaker 2: He said that you got a lot of toots. I

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Speaker 2: bet he did a lot of toots. And then immediately

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Speaker 2: when he discovered the I Love Cock sticker on the back.

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Speaker 2: He obviously set up a grinder. He knew exactly who

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Speaker 2: it was, and he just seen me message saying fuck you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, yeah, that would be right.

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Speaker 2: So maybe we should bring.

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Speaker 1: A long line of things that you've done to chuck

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Speaker 1: your hens all over the years.

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Speaker 2: Still friends though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great, great New Zealander. He enjoys it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we should bring back the bumper stick And

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Speaker 2: then I Love Cock Radio heard listen to listen to iHeart.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't your head turner, because what else.

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Speaker 2: Can you put on a bumper stick of it? I mean,

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Speaker 2: I saw a bumper sticker the other day. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if you saw it. I put it on my Instagram,

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Speaker 2: Oh my story, and it was a bumper I was

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Speaker 2: pulled up and it says, don't tut I'll come see

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Speaker 2: you in Yes, yeah, I'll show you the picture.

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Speaker 1: What does that? What what does that mean? Exactly?

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Speaker 3: Don't know.

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Speaker 2: It says, don't honk it me, Oh, come smiling face.

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Speaker 1: Right. So I'm just trying to decipher what that actually?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's funny, so it's what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Also, what a sad face after come?

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Speaker 2: When you like, yeah, that's true, she has a sad face.

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Speaker 1: It's like, but it's time you do have a sad

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Speaker 3: You guys, is that before you ring your mum?

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Speaker 2: Jar?

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Speaker 1: That's well what you do is you you? What is?

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Speaker 1: It was a c c wasn't it was? It was apologize,

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Speaker 1: cattle cry and then cry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's I mean, there's a level because it's such

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Speaker 2: a you reach that you're high and then you just

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Speaker 2: reached such a love afterwards. That's why.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's like nothing's going to be that good

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Speaker 2: That's why. That's why you get that angst.

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Speaker 3: And that we didn't you once call your mum and say, mummy,

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Speaker 3: I did a come after it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you've said that on this very podcast.

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Speaker 2: That kind of thing you'd say, No, no, I would.

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Speaker 3: Not say that to Mama ruder. She would not want

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Speaker 3: but out of wedlock she would be very angry if

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Speaker 3: I called her to tell you that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the only sexual conversation I've ever had

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Speaker 1: my brown I can still remember it wallet when I

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Speaker 1: That's good and I hope that maybe it might happen.

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Speaker 2: It's got a witness.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what you think, and that's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: I thought, Yeah, you know, it's not like finding weed

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Speaker 1: and your socked or anything like that, which she found

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Speaker 1: But anyway, she she why she was sleeeping through my wallet.

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Speaker 1: Who knows, but she was. And then she got it

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Speaker 1: this and I said I said. She goes, why have

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Speaker 1: you got a condo? I said, we'll just practice save

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Speaker 1: six just in case. And she said, so are you

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Speaker 1: And she said, so you would have six with someone

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Speaker 1: you from all sixty transmit diseases. You can still get

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Speaker 1: her pies for example. I was like, oh really, I

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Speaker 1: didn't actually know that neither. And yeah, because you got

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Speaker 3: You know, what are you going to say? Around the bays?

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Speaker 1: And that was the end of that. So that was

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Speaker 1: or it's interesting. Yeah, I imagine Sue Lane, there would

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, we practiced on the bananas. What's Sue

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Speaker 1: Was? What was she helping you just it's almost.

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Speaker 2: Like a craft session in school holidays.

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Speaker 1: She was a teacher. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Interestingly, someone in the office out here she thought that

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Speaker 2: Okay Britain? Yeah, balls there she thought all the balls

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Speaker 1: What just on? You just jam it all in there

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Speaker 2: The parks in their back wheels and all.

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Speaker 1: Beg is it well? I thought as a kid that

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Speaker 1: That was all good. And one of my friends, I

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Speaker 1: So that's all fine when a mommy and daddy love

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Speaker 1: then I didn't know how long or what. I didn't

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Speaker 1: tell you how long you needed to leave it in for, yes,

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Speaker 2: Like a like a microwave oven, like how long yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like a minute. Yeah. Also didn't know about ejaculates.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that suddenly it would explode.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know why it would or how it would.

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Speaker 1: And then so I remember watching my first pornographic video

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Speaker 1: and going, what the hell? How was that? This is

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Speaker 1: this in and out thing? I was quite shocked by that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you would be, because if you didn't know what

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Speaker 2: that was for, because it was obviously its means to

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Speaker 2: an end, isn't it The in and out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the in and out so to get the friction up,

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Speaker 1: to get the feeling blah blah blah. And also the

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Speaker 1: noise that the female was making in the pawn. I

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Speaker 1: was like, so much, she's enjoying that. It sounds like pain. No, no,

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Speaker 1: that's the sound of pleasure.

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Speaker 2: It was the problem, isn't it with kids to the stuff?

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ? Seven ad Break only a Shower.

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Speaker 1: Come on, It's a six special with Jerry Wells and Ruder.

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Speaker 2: It started with the bumper sticker. I was just thinking,

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Speaker 2: let's back the bumper sticker, the main old school radio

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Speaker 2: piece of ship promo, and it just turned into I

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Speaker 2: saw one that said don't tat oh, come see you

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Speaker 2: m which is aggressive on a red Suzuki Swift and

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Speaker 2: the mean streets of Devonport.

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Speaker 3: That is not right, that's not sexy.

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Speaker 2: No, I know. But then obviously I had the other

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Can we get back to six just quickly, because

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Speaker 3: Well, we have said this on the podcast before it

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Speaker 1: Well, look, none of our parents listen, do they?

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Speaker 1: I would also be looking for proof of life. I mean,

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Speaker 1: The funniest thing about the stories of Mama Ruder is

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Speaker 2: Don't say it was there was a sexual assault.

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Speaker 3: It was okay, and young Ruder seed too, Mama Ruder,

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Speaker 3: Oh god, Mummy, whats right?

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Speaker 3: And my mother raised one hand and made a circle

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Speaker 1: To be honest, all the stories that I've heard from

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Speaker 1: Okay, well the answers were you just bowed your son

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Speaker 2: cool things, and it went to pay this I don't

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Speaker 2: know some more and I'm like and so this giant

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Speaker 2: guess it's okay. And I opened it up. It was

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Speaker 2: eighty two dozen condocts eight. It was great for doctor Lane,

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Speaker 1: A real good gag from doctor Lane would have been

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Speaker 1: you for the sexual health client to get the umbrella

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Speaker 1: down the ie. Oh no, that would have been a

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Speaker 2: We've got yes, we need to do on it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then just pull your pants down be like what no,

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Speaker 2: I've got to hit gold Yeah umbrella. Rory? Did you

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Speaker 2: Rory He was, Yeah, he was prolific. He was very

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Speaker 2: keen on getting your naked though. Okay Rory, and he

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Speaker 1: Oh so it was it was Rory. Where's Rory? Now?

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Speaker 2: Where is Rory? He still have got one a halp

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Speaker 2: It was the height of the triangle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the comitia when they were the Colamydia Capital. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so he must have been backing, worked off his feet.

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Speaker 1: That was when you were there. That was the chamitia.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was pissing around that time. It was between the bank,

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Speaker 2: that was the triangle that they isolated, you know, ninety

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Speaker 2: three percent of the cases known as the Committia tripe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It just was a hot bit of sexual activity.

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Speaker 1: I mean I noticed that when I went down to

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Speaker 2: A bit of nothing to do, but there's only a

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Speaker 2: a sexual place. You play strangely, you play sport, you

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Speaker 3: Bridges, a lot of bridges. Yeah you at the university

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Speaker 1: What school did you get? He?

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Speaker 2: Surely the schools would give you the.

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Speaker 3: Well, I went to way He College.

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Speaker 1: But again that's why college you were basically the teachers

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Speaker 3: Well, I remember very clearly. I can't remember what his

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you're going to say Marist School for

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Speaker 1: It to know how to put a condom? Why do you?

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Speaker 1: Why do people have to practice?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's the pinching of the inn. You know you've

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Speaker 2: inn and you got to roll roll it down. I mean,

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Speaker 2: like and reality it's fun or friend it's because you

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Speaker 3: I remember my brother when he went to university, he

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Speaker 3: and my mum found them.

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Speaker 1: And she cried, She cried, seventeen.

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Speaker 3: No, so this is my brother.

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Speaker 2: He was seventeen.

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Speaker 3: I was seventeen, So he's.

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Speaker 1: Quite young to be going to university.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We're just still smart, man, We're real smart. So we're

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Speaker 3: so she cried and she could hardly talk for a week,

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Speaker 1: It must be hard if, like, if your beliefs are

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Speaker 2: I had another friend who went to these same halls

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Speaker 1: Did it work apparently.

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Speaker 2: But what he did was he got the glad rap,

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Speaker 2: took one square off we did. You get glad rap

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Speaker 2: and over the front from the communal kitchen, put it

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Speaker 1: That's quite well done. Yeah, it's quite crafty.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine how would.

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Speaker 1: It go when you finished? Is that how?

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Speaker 3: My guys?

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Speaker 2: It's a bit like it's a bit like when you

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Speaker 2: when you've had a chicken mayonnaise sandwich and all the

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Speaker 1: Then I wonder if it was actually the condom that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know here, I mean, let's be fair,

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Speaker 2: big Daryl Mitchell. I mean he needed a lot of

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Speaker 2: glad rap as well. Really, Darryl Mitchell, Okay, can you

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Speaker 2: aim people on this?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 3: If we need to beat them out. We beep it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we be it. Yeah, Darryl Mitchell.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so we'll go back and be all of those okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So what we what we what we generally do is

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Speaker 3: So you would say Darryl Mitchell, and I'd go back

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Speaker 3: over all the mentions of Darryl Mitchell and I would

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Speaker 3: replace them all with Darryl Mitchell if we can just

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Speaker 3: get you one clean Darryl Mitchell.

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Speaker 2: Okay. But then but then we're saying that Daryl Mitchell

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Speaker 3: Well, obviously Darryl match sure, because he's wrong, age bracket everything.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to this and you're thinking, now, why are

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Speaker 1: they saying that Darryl matchroll is an announces.

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Speaker 2: It's actually Darryl Mitchell, because it's actually okay, I think

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Speaker 2: that'll let yeah, I can think it was. I need

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Speaker 2: to have a shower, all right, come on, let's talk

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Speaker 2: about all the things. Things that's.

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Speaker 1: That's not

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Speaker 2: That's but let's talk about this and now