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Speaker 1: The ZiT M Podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: Plead Haley's little bit of pod Treat yourself to mcassae

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Speaker 2: coffee with my maker's rewards.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now you said

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Speaker 1: that the gem. I was leaving and there was a

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Speaker 1: guy next to me. He was leaving at the same time,

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Speaker 1: and I noticed he was going up.

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Speaker 2: No, no, he was. He was.

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Speaker 1: He was one of these office workers doing gym on

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Speaker 1: the lunch.

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Speaker 2: Break and you're gonna be sweaty.

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Speaker 1: Though I always see them. They're always like yeah, because

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Speaker 1: people hang their shirts up on the communal kind of

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Speaker 1: you know, and it's just like getting into a suit

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Speaker 1: after the gym.

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Speaker 2: It's so hot in the shower.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, he had like put his shirt on and his tie,

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Speaker 1: but he had put his tie over the top of

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Speaker 1: his collar and I was like, oh, no, he's not

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Speaker 1: going to see it. It's right at the back. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: shall I say something? And I don't know, this guy

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Speaker 1: don't care.

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Speaker 2: I always do.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, because then I remember you

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Speaker 1: always say you tell people, And I was like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm just going to say, Hey, man, just

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Speaker 1: got to fix You've just got to fix your tie up.

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Speaker 2: It's just easy and you'll yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I say this, and then he is like he's

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Speaker 1: opening the door to leave the changing rooms, and he

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Speaker 1: just stops in the doorway and just kind of like

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Speaker 1: puts his nick like just and his head up towards

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Speaker 1: me as if like I'm going to fix it.

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Speaker 2: It sounds it sounds like good cutie thing that.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like what a husband and wife does, or

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Speaker 1: like the start of one.

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Speaker 2: Of your let me get your tie and then you

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Speaker 2: It was I.

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Speaker 1: Had like an armful of stuff, so with one kind

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Speaker 1: of hand, I was like, oh, okay, and then I

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Speaker 1: was like.

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Speaker 2: Trying to thumb it up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like and then it was kind of not

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Speaker 1: right a bit more.

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Speaker 2: You had to go all the way around like it

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Speaker 2: was taking by the stage like tam Thick. And I

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Speaker 2: was like, this is so fucking awkward. You're just doing yourself.

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Speaker 2: Just do it yourself. I've just told you, say thank

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Speaker 2: you and then do it yourself.

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Speaker 1: Man, like I'm not your your your wife for you.

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Speaker 1: But it was just I don't know, it was awkward.

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Speaker 1: And so now I'm not going to tell people you

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Speaker 1: have to a skirt hanging.

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Speaker 2: Out of a door. No, you into a shirt or

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Speaker 2: a time, because I'm going to.

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Speaker 1: Tell people now, a ball, a ball hanging at her,

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Speaker 1: A tit come out the side.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, hold, you might want to take your

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Speaker 2: tip back. You've got to tell her. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: it's awful when you look down in half your tips out.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's awful. Yeah, I do it all the time.

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Speaker 2: I'll you know, ma, I'll yeah. A woman got out.

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Speaker 2: I was at a home weir store and the woman

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Speaker 2: got out of this no it was like a little

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Speaker 2: vintage place, vantage store, a little vintage got it, a

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Speaker 2: little vintage store into it, and she got out of

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Speaker 2: the car. And I just looked at it and I said,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, I love your dressy look amazing. She said,

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Speaker 2: thanks so much. I said, does that lame? She said yeah.

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Speaker 2: I said, oh I love it. She said, oh, they're

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Speaker 2: doing linen this season. I said, oh my god, because

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Speaker 2: the silk so unwearable. Yeah, I find that as well

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Speaker 2: in the seasons like that. And I said, I looked

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Speaker 2: at that dresses absolutely gordeous. Look thanks. And Er was

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Speaker 2: there and she was he was like, do you know her?

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Speaker 2: I was like, I've seen you do this. You walk

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Speaker 2: up to someone and you're like, oh, where are your

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Speaker 2: earrings from?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Where She was just like yeah, she's like old past

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Speaker 2: goes though, Yeah, I know, I know there was a

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Speaker 2: new past goes. No, just like I got them years ago.

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Speaker 1: I must think you're flirting, though, because when you about

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Speaker 1: the earrings, I thought she thought you wanted to like, no.

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Speaker 2: Do you think I don't know? It was a bit ye,

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Speaker 2: because in the end they were cheap earrings. This woman

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Speaker 2: has brought an eight hundred dollars dress, said where are

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Speaker 2: they're from? Yeah? I know? No, Yeah, I do it

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Speaker 2: so often or like women and sharps and they come

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Speaker 2: out in the changing room and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: you look incredible. You must buy. You simply must buy.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure? Oh my god, you're azer. And I'll

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Speaker 2: do it with people. You've got something in your teeth

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Speaker 2: or your dresses, tucked your cardigan back to front, I'll tuck.

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Speaker 2: I'll just go behind people and tuck their tags and

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Speaker 2: slip my fingers down. This fine. Is it too much?

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Speaker 2: But that's a bit march just far strangely, you're good, look,

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Speaker 2: good luck on your day. You like like a idiot.

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Speaker 2: Good The rest of us do too.

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Speaker 1: We're all out here struggling and looking like fucking Mingers.

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Speaker 1: When it's a hot person, you're like, good, lipstick on

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Speaker 1: the teeth.

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Speaker 2: Good. What do you say?

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Speaker 1: Hear of it?

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Speaker 2: You've got lipstick on your teeth. That's what you do.

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Speaker 2: You're piste good like other people's teeth. I go up,

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Speaker 2: I licked my thumb, and I just rubbed their teeth.

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