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Speaker 3: That's the worst combination of things I've ever hit in

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Speaker 3: my life. It's a combination of Creed and Christmas Carols.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you hate Christmas carols and you hate Creed.

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Speaker 2: message loves Christmas Carols. We were driving back kids today

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Speaker 2: from our romantic week in a way and Snoopy's Christmas

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Speaker 2: I think that's my That's probably my favorite Christmas carol too.

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Speaker 3: But I was like, it's a weird one, Snoopy's Christmas,

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Speaker 3: And then the baron cried out, Merry Christmas, my friend.

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Speaker 2: the dog. It wasn't about the dog. Oh no.

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Speaker 1: There was no dog flying around in World War two.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean any of the world wars, there were

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Speaker 2: was Snoopy? Then? Hey, who was Snoopy dog? Well, Snoopy

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Speaker 2: There's never been there's actually an actually, reader, I think

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not as easy for the world to get

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean like this year, I feel like

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Speaker 2: You know, I feel like, don't people just am I

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Speaker 3: Would you say that it would be good if there

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Speaker 2: I think that's what the Geneva convision was. But but

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys listen to New Zealand's flagship or a

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Speaker 1: radio show with Jamie McKay. I know I've met her aunt.

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Speaker 1: The country is for the country.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you were down in the studio just recently. I was.

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Speaker 3: Also likes likes a round of golf. He's very keen

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Speaker 2: Okay, so where came back in? Wh what's the what

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Speaker 3: But Wellington I tell you they'd love to sell.

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Speaker 1: You could just stay with your mum, That's exactly it.

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Speaker 3: We can sort something out. There was your mum running

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Speaker 2: Let's get past it. I so last Christmas, I gave

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Speaker 3: Just to text through from Nicole Abbott just so you know,

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Speaker 3: please don't spoil the Formula one results. Lots of us

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Speaker 2: So she so what Nicole's after? He is so far

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Speaker 2: far past that. Also, Dumbledore dies what's her name? Kalisi

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Speaker 1: Else, Vader's Luke Skywicker's dad.

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Speaker 2: The kid was dead the whole time through that as

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Speaker 3: Movie is the best case of main character syndrome I

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Speaker 2: And to be honest, at least give some warnings so

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Speaker 2: hear more about after this break. Was Snoopy Santa where.

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Speaker 1: Went to number one in New Zealand and Australia in

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Speaker 3: It's a great song, but I like that song. That's

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Speaker 3: my facite, That is my favorite Christmas care?

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Speaker 2: Who was Snoopy from the Snoopy's Christmas? Um? Fuck? It

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Speaker 2: Who was Snoopy from the Snoobi's Christmas? Snoobies Christmas is

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Speaker 1: It's Factional Fuck, a follow up to.

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Speaker 2: The earlier hit Snoopy Versus Red Baron. Oh That's what

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Speaker 2: I'm after, isn't it? Fictional account of how Snoopy the Dog?

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Speaker 2: I've got a dog fight?

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Speaker 1: So Snoopy is World War One?

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Speaker 2: It's snoopy. Okay, world was actually not a dog flying

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Speaker 2: Because the red baron, the red baron was in World

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Speaker 2: War One. Do you know who wrote it? The Royal Guardsman. No,

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Speaker 2: but the songwriter Dick Holler de color, deck Holler, dek Holler,

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Speaker 2: the famous deck Holler. Richard Louis speaking of American songwriter

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Speaker 2: Penis and former.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of Dick's I saw something on the weekend new

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Speaker 3: the originator of the of penis.

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Speaker 2: Whiskey also known as cocks. Actually cock, it's also known

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Speaker 2: as Dick Hollow whiskey. Cock whiskey is actually what it's not.

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Speaker 2: This is where whiskey is inserted into the foury yep

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Speaker 3: And it's opened up so that the penis is pulled up.

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Speaker 2: Like the demagorgan from Stranger Things, and then the pouring

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Speaker 2: and there's these two people involved. This is such a

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Speaker 1: Then the seven forty chat on the radio shops.

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Speaker 2: Like loading the muskets, so different.

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Speaker 3: And then so it gets poured in there and then

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Speaker 3: then someone then must there's as an assistant, and the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, squirt whisky into the eager mouth. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So one of my friends was the clown at the

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Speaker 2: Now that now, that is where this person went wrong.

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Speaker 2: Safety goggles is probably what was needed, I think whenever

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Speaker 3: He's there and then it was a straight, thick stream

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Speaker 3: Disappointed that didn't he was like, I was really looking

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Speaker 3: And then my friend said, well, here we go let

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Speaker 2: It was like a bird bath. And then friend came

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Speaker 1: I videoed it the person that made the bird bath.

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Speaker 1: Have they been for sectomized? Yes, okay, well that'll mean

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Speaker 2: Does weird things to you?

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Speaker 1: Does a bird bath? And beyond well, I've got, I got,

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Speaker 1: I got the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Ye bird bath, I got the want on soup going

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Speaker 1: Instead of the bird bath, you could do the want

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Speaker 1: on soup.

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Speaker 3: Well, that would require someone's ah actually eating the one

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Speaker 2: A couple of chop sticks figuratively chopping then be it

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Speaker 3: I've got to say, look it's it's I brought a

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Speaker 2: Three o'clock in the morning. Yeah, well, I thought everything.

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Speaker 3: I thought everything had dried up. All of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: always say, nothing good happens after midnight.

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Speaker 2: What a load of ship.

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Speaker 3: There's such a load of ship that's saying real's absolute rubbish.

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Speaker 2: That means that you've never had a good time. There's

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Speaker 2: a certain oh yeah, one hundred. There's a certain type

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Speaker 2: of dude, a real deck out on the past sort

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Speaker 2: Dolly Part and sleep on it back mate, thet's see

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Speaker 2: g Lane has rates of deck out on the past.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, he definitely reads.

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Speaker 3: When you When you mean deck out on the past,

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Speaker 3: I mean they'll get there deck out on the or

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Speaker 2: Well, often that venda diagram looks like the Japanese flag.

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Speaker 2: They're basically off the what they are often one and

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Speaker 3: but I don't think he's a deck out on the person.

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Speaker 2: Clap too loudly? Yes, now have you ever heard him

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Speaker 2: clap on beat? No? No, he's just slightly off, never once. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but slightly off Glane, slightly off, Actually Glane would do

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Speaker 3: Slightly out of time, just a fraction, just a bit

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Speaker 2: It should just be called Grot. I'd buy that. I'd

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Speaker 2: read the book of Grot. The autobiography. What would your

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm calling mine, mostly hands up. I have

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Speaker 2: just just before he whipped the bails off this bitch,

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Speaker 2: so Nicole t and said, please, please please don't spoil it.

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Speaker 2: If one results, lots of us haven't had the chance

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Speaker 2: to watch it, or at least give us some warning

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Speaker 2: so we can turn off the radiots us, lots of

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Speaker 2: lots of us. And so when you text into Radio

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Speaker 2: says chance for your text. Check out the Hidak your

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Speaker 2: breakfast podcasts here where we immediately just test drips off

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Speaker 2: so Nicole, thanks for listening and apologies for the spoilers,

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Speaker 2: but gotta be honest with you if we didn't know

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Speaker 2: it was going to happen on your social medow.

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Speaker 3: Thing is with the news is you can't stop the

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Speaker 3: news because someone hasn't watched something that's right.

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Speaker 2: The news goes.

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Speaker 3: The news never sleeps. No news never sleeps. The news

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Speaker 3: waits for no person. You and Nicole, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 3: And I had.

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Speaker 2: A bow about mining.

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Speaker 1: I had to bow my whole manage.

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Speaker 2: Put the moon