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Speaker 1: It's good persons. Welcome all you bespoke you donkies to

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Speaker 1: the Daily Met and Jerry Bespoke podcast. It is the

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Speaker 1: seventh of August and the Year of Our Lord twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty four and joining us on the pod as Ben

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Speaker 1: Hurley of Ben Hurley Fan.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I get the music and everything in Cauter Caulder

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Speaker 2: kyonder than It's wonderful Ben.

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Speaker 1: Now do you when you're out and about do you

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Speaker 1: get recognized more for Ben Hurliness or for Ben Hurley

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Speaker 1: on seven Sharpness?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's very much a demograph exploited may Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if they're boomers. They're boomers then it's definitely. Yeah. That's good.

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Speaker 1: You've got a four quadrant career then, I guess so

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Speaker 1: because you've been entertaining men on.

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Speaker 3: On panel shows.

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Speaker 2: Yes, mainly men listen.

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Speaker 3: To watch shows.

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Speaker 2: I think seven Days it's blokey. It definitely used to

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Speaker 2: be more blokey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah when it was all blokes, when it was.

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Speaker 2: All it was literally all blokes. Yeah, but no, it's

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Speaker 2: it's a pretty even split there. I was just down

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Speaker 2: to Timado on on Friday doing an event and there's

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Speaker 2: some ladies there of my of my age and slightly

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Speaker 2: older who were big seven days.

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Speaker 3: Mend yeah, yeah. And did you get a Dean Heath custard?

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Speaker 2: I didn't, but that is that is the custod square

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Speaker 2: to go for you what they're so good. I think

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Speaker 2: they came to my attention because of Josh Thompson, who

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Speaker 2: was obsessed with them because he's from there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was obsessed with them from driving through

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Speaker 1: there for many years and you'd get a tray on

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Speaker 1: your way through and bring them back and even want

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Speaker 1: to be very excited there. But there's something that they do.

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Speaker 1: There's something about the custard that's so.

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Speaker 2: I think it's myth. Is it the myth?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you do.

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Speaker 1: Get outrageously excited about them. And I went through once

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Speaker 1: and we missed them. They were closed and we couldn't

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Speaker 1: get them. And I got and I've been talking to

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Speaker 1: Lee Baker because I was traveling with Lee Baker, and

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Speaker 1: I was saying, you know Lee Baker from the ACC

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Speaker 1: and and I saister Lee Baker, there's a bloody great

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Speaker 1: And then they were closed and then I got really antsy,

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Speaker 1: like an addict would get if they turned up to

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Speaker 1: the house and hen they didn't have the stuff they sit.

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Speaker 2: There and I have, and then the samurai swords, and yeah.

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Speaker 3: It was the full. It was a full Anthony Dixon.

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Speaker 2: I used to think that New Zealand didn't have those

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Speaker 2: kind of regional specialties, you know, like in America, the

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Speaker 2: place and get the thing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like I only recently found out their buffalo wings are

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Speaker 1: called buffalo wings because they're originated in Buffalo, and the

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Speaker 1: best buffalo wings are in the in Buffalo.

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Speaker 2: Because they made out of chickens.

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Speaker 1: Not that confused me my whole freaking life. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean buffalo wings? I thought it was trying to

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Speaker 1: say that they were sort of big, but then they

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Speaker 4: Is going to sound silly, but I thought it was

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Speaker 4: something to do with the fact that they were really spicy,

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Speaker 4: spicy enough to take down Buffalo.

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Speaker 3: Until you said that, I didn't know. Yeah, So Zealand,

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Speaker 3: I've talked about this before my hometown of Dunedin. You've

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Speaker 3: got bloody cheese rolls.

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Speaker 2: Yes, or is that that's Southland?

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Speaker 1: No, Southland tries to claim it, but it's actually serious.

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Speaker 1: It's always been in This is a huge claim.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like South can quite friendly funk off when it

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Speaker 1: comes to that, as can people that make gourmet cheese

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Speaker 1: rolls with it. They they whole mill bred them up

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Speaker 1: and they try and mix with the program.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think the best cheese role I ever had

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Speaker 2: it was whole not wholemeal were but that sort of

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Speaker 2: seed nutty bread. Yeah, you don't care for that.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't really, but but I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: went to a garden bar, like you know, like a

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Speaker 1: being too fancy pants with their with their cheese rolls.

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Speaker 1: So you've got that and also the chop sewey patty,

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Speaker 1: protein cream shake that's also a Dnedan delicate delicacy. So

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Speaker 1: those three things are really region or whatever.

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Speaker 2: It's not much house, but you know, I mean, the

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Speaker 2: thing we do better than anywhere in the world is pies,

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Speaker 2: right match eyes, And that's why the Pie Awards are

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Speaker 2: literally it's literally the biggest event in New Zealand, like

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Speaker 3: It's flasher. Yeah, it's an incredible event.

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Speaker 1: The Night of Nights and yeah, further what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: people have their pie shop that they swear by, their

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Speaker 1: board and the Supreme Pie winning the Slow Cooks Cocked

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Speaker 1: and Beef, Yeah, which is a beef rang dang and

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Speaker 1: a pie really, but it was freaking delicious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was good man.

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Speaker 5: Look to be honest, I hope who's not listening straight

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Speaker 5: through me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Straight through?

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Speaker 2: Well, you're from Kaipos, so it's sort of it's a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's way too much flavoring.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, sort of those fancy playing or types with

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Speaker 2: You hadn't had chili before your twenty second birthday?

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Speaker 5: Oh I had it. No, it's still getting used to that.

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Speaker 5: I mean I've now I sometimes straight into the medium

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Speaker 5: curry twenty five next month, So.

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Speaker 2: I Sally, this has been three Men of the World.

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Speaker 2: Now I've been looking I think with an upland girls.

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Speaker 3: But it helps, yeah, trying new things.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, I've been trying plenty of new things.

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Speaker 3: Don't you know about that man with the girl?

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Speaker 5: No, let's not talk about that.

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Speaker 2: I'm okay, Well, he doesn't know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You would do anything for love, but you won't do that.

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Speaker 1: There meat sort of a meat loaf bottom line.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know if i'd add that I won't

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Speaker 5: do that part. I think I'd just do anything for love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do anything for love. But isn't he saying

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Speaker 1: he wouldn't cheat on it? When you see what it

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Speaker 1: is when you unpeack the song, I won't fall around and.

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Speaker 3: Sooner or lady, you'll be screwing around.

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Speaker 2: No. Yeah, so it was like an anti cuck situation.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that is a sort of a Gary in the

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Speaker 1: corner step situation. Yeah, meet life, won't do that. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. No, I wouldn't say I would not.

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Speaker 1: I would be so unkeen to be on the cut

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Speaker 2: Other, Yeah, I would.

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Speaker 3: I Actually, I can't think of it. There's nearly nothing

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I think it would happen to me?

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Speaker 3: I'd be so unkeen on that.

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Speaker 2: I think eventually i'd get my phone out it start

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Speaker 2: filling it. No, just on.

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Speaker 3: Instagram, I am playing shuty skuy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd get a more live stream it. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: mean I can't. I struggle to watch a TV show

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Speaker 2: hammer and tongs some myst significant other, then is.

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Speaker 1: That sort of cuck thing? It must be Where does

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Speaker 1: it come from? It must be sort of a punishment,

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Speaker 1: like a flagellation thing, you know.

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Speaker 2: Like what I think if you are getting off on that,

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Speaker 3: You've run out of things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've seen it all, You've possibly done quite a lot. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It seems to me to be completely at odds with

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Speaker 2: It makes no evolutionary sense.

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Speaker 3: No, absolutely none at all. Yeah, No, I'm not into it.

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Speaker 5: I mean we're cacking. Yeah, not a huge kind of

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Speaker 3: I mean wish you said yes and we just d

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Speaker 2: Is such a shift from the f M.

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Speaker 1: Brook We're locked up like nuns and a nunnery during

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Speaker 1: the FM broadcast. We're shut down with censored We're basically

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Speaker 1: half our personalities are running every time anyone says anything,

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Speaker 1: there's twenty five other offensive things that come into your

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Speaker 1: you have to suppress it, basically, Buddy nineteen eighty four.

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Speaker 1: So George or William nightmare a nightmare on the FIM broadcast.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, no, no, not a huge fan of cooking,

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Speaker 5: and in my life.

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Speaker 2: The professional broadcaster brings it back though here good work.

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Speaker 5: I just don't know though, in all seriousness, when I

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Speaker 5: can't see a time of my life for raga, you

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Speaker 5: know what I feel like doing tonight?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I went.

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Speaker 2: Down pardon the pun, but I went down a rabbit

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Speaker 2: hole about this on the internet. And the dudes they

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Speaker 1: Maybe they're better than us. Maybe they're just braver and

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Speaker 1: more confident in themselves. Maybe maybe cucks are the best

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the name for the podcast. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the other cuts the best of us might be. I mean,

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Speaker 2: share and share are.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, and then you're so confident in yourself that

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Speaker 1: you just enjoy seeing your partner being pleasured by a

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Speaker 2: And it's a kid you know, we've got fathers in

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Speaker 2: the room. As a kid, what do you that's the

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Speaker 3: Share yeah, and then what a yeah?

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Speaker 1: And then the kidshould you go about But you're not

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Speaker 1: sharing mummy with another man, so shove that up to

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Speaker 1: your dad.

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Speaker 3: You don't here there?

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Speaker 5: Do you?

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Speaker 2: Kids?

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Speaker 1: Go there?

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Speaker 2: Say?

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Speaker 3: Well, how come uncle Gary? It wasn't allowed to.

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Speaker 2: Get in the.

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Speaker 5: Up next, we'll are we playing a song here?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, I guess we'll go for the airs.

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Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I thought we're in the radio.

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Speaker 2: Radio Todd would be at the window like a zombie.

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Speaker 2: And twenty eight days later.

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Speaker 1: Up next, I'll tell you someone that I saw and

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Speaker 1: crouching in London who thought he was somewhere else doing

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Speaker 1: something in a bank.

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Speaker 5: Here's the chilies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was the food Fighter.

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Speaker 1: You're back on the Metingerry Daily bespoke podcast to play

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Speaker 1: for your weekday. So once you know you're talking before

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Speaker 5: When we that wheeze is essentially the worst thing you

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Speaker 5: No, I need have so I don't need to worry

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Speaker 3: No, there's no eels that are swimming up toilets.

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Speaker 2: And he said to bite your mom, not to go

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Speaker 3: No, bite your mom.

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Speaker 2: That might make you stay and I'd be in there

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Speaker 2: It took a turn, but it didn't. It went exactly

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Speaker 3: You think you've been hearly for coming in and joining

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Speaker 3: us on the Spoke podcast.

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Speaker 2: Pleasure starts next week.

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Speaker 1: Start that task Masters Sunday afternoons after your motor just

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Speaker 2: After before what's his name was going to say.

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Speaker 4: About Jeff Bryan. Would he present Countrywide Bank Grandstand?

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Speaker 2: He did? Yeah, Jeff Roane still does radio stuff.

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Speaker 3: What was Countrywide Bank Grandstand?

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Speaker 2: It was like a roundup of all sport on a

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, weird fringe sports like basketball, yeah, golf.

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Speaker 3: All right, then you've seen busy will let you go?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: I have great Radio Highlights podcast today.

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Speaker 3: I can really back that up. I can't remember it

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Speaker 3: was on it, but amazing Ben Hurley was, Yeah, Hurley

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so if you didn't like this, I'm on

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Speaker 2: that too, so probably just churn on tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: You've seen busy, We'll let you go all right then, Hello,

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Speaker 1: barred up about anyway. Set to download, like, subscribe, write, review,

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Speaker 1: all those great things. It really helps myself and Jerry

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Speaker 1: and to a lesser extent, mess and ruder. If you

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Speaker 1: want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check out

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Speaker 1: the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And

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Speaker 1: while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen

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Speaker 3: It wherever you get your books, or just google the bastard.

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Speaker 3: Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed,

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