1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: Kidd, are you mean it's the feelers from the big Ja. 2 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: How are you going traveling on the Trans Alpine Express? 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,600 Speaker 2: Boy, boy, lads, it's just. 4 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:25,240 Speaker 3: Been majestic, certainly, has Jason? Is this the bench music? 5 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 2: Yeah? 6 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,319 Speaker 4: This is so we've got a little that this should 7 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 4: be No, I mean this should be normal music going. Yeah, yeah, magnificent. 8 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,879 Speaker 4: So we've got a little portable set up here. 9 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,159 Speaker 3: We're in the cafe carriage of the Trans Alpine and 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 3: we haven't used this set up since the batch files. Yes, 11 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 3: so Pugs has actually loaded a few little snippets in. 12 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 4: Oh how good? What have I got? That's the music, 13 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 4: that's the Yeah, yeah. 14 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: It's a very aesthetically pleasing little board whatever it is. 15 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: It's got all the sort of neo and neon lights 16 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: and very compact. But yes, here we are on the 17 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 1: train and after a magnificent night down in Christchers. It's 18 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: always good down in Craystchers, isn't it. Are you taking 19 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: photos of my shoes? 20 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 2: Now? 21 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 4: Now of the angle of your feet? And funnily enough, 22 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 4: well he was taking photos of your feet. I was 23 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 4: taking images of his feet right, because he's got the loafers. 24 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 2: On, he's got his shiny loafers. 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 3: On talking pugs on. By the way, we're currently going 26 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 3: over Arthur's Pass. Are we doing a doing a radio 27 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 3: show while driving up in the mountains next to a river? 28 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 3: It's pretty amazing. 29 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,680 Speaker 4: Now we're just about to get to the cass apparently 30 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 4: feelers and the case has got a population of one 31 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 4: person by Bury the mad dog, and we went past him, 32 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 4: and you're standing outside and was, well, what Joe is 33 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 4: looking in the. 34 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: Mirror made it's a sort of it's a sort of 35 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: life I aspire to feelings with aspiring with my trill 36 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: bey head on coming to greet the folks. 37 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 2: In the train. 38 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 4: How long do you think you'd last? 39 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 2: About a day? 40 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you get torn up by Grizzly and 41 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 4: their aunt Ny here. 42 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 2: Yes, I would die, but. 43 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 4: Here, look at this. 44 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 2: It's beautiful. 45 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: The other thing is it always it sparks my fantasies 46 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: of going bush places like this. 47 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 4: I completely agree. It's a kind of place that makes 48 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 4: you wish you were a different person. Yes, the kind 49 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,920 Speaker 4: of person that could go bush and not die. I 50 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 4: mean you'd certainly die out here. Key, you wouldn't last 51 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,119 Speaker 4: twenty minutes, no, I know, but I wouldn't pretend I could, 52 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 4: Like you guys, No, I wouldn't pretend I could. I'm 53 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 4: very well aware that I am. As we were coming over, 54 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,239 Speaker 4: we're pointing out when we'rekezy, as so many people would 55 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 4: have before us. But that there was the telegraph poles, 56 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 4: and you think somebody's had to put those here. There's 57 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 4: this train track that we're running on that somebody's had 58 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,679 Speaker 4: to put there. I would have just stayed home and 59 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 4: Sae just let's not worry about it, fellers. 60 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just get it past. 61 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 4: Do we need a train track to go? We need connection? 62 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 4: I don't think. So. Just stay here, do a little 63 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 4: bit of work, you see. 64 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: Because the thing is to I I watch a lot 65 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: of camping videos on YouTube, right, no camp videos, and 66 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: it's always dudes in Alaska who are out in the wild, 67 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: you know, and they just go camping and catch their 68 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: own food and you know, make their own. 69 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 2: Shelters and just sparks the sort of wild man and me. 70 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 4: It does briefly and then you go outside and have 71 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 4: a vapor in you said yourself, it's cold. Well, actually, just. 72 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:23,839 Speaker 2: Jersey and beg. 73 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,959 Speaker 3: Jason spent the entire train trip trying to charge his 74 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 3: vape off of powerbeach. 75 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 4: It's just pathetic because it's just your vape's empty. 76 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 3: You're fuming about it, and whilst this beautiful scenery is outside, 77 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 3: Jason's desperately plugging in. 78 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 4: And this is a true story. Jason is up at 79 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 4: four o'clock in the morning, fantasizing about being able to 80 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 4: get a new vape. Googled a local gas station Google Maps. 81 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 4: Ten minutes did we get five minutes on the side 82 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 4: of the road, side of the train track. Hoidy J 83 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 4: searched when the nearest gas station would open. There's one 84 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 4: four hundred and fifty meters already got out the cracker 85 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 4: door on six am. He was banging on the door, 86 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 4: but it was gas only. It didn't have a shop. 87 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 4: It was jel city, and. 88 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 2: I was so human. 89 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,239 Speaker 1: I was just because I got a little bit lost, 90 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,359 Speaker 1: even with Google Maps. 91 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 4: That sounds about right. That's what you'd be so good 92 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 4: in the world, because there is no right way to 93 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 4: go exactly exactly. 94 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 3: It's we watched when my wife and I watched Hunt 95 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 3: for the Wilder People at the theater. The theater, I 96 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 3: was convinced that I could have been a Wilder person 97 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:38,239 Speaker 3: with what's his name good? The acting was yeah, Ricky 98 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 3: and Sam Neil. I was like, when they go Bush, 99 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 3: it's actually quite fun like it looks it looks fun. Yeah, 100 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 3: So I was like, I could go Bush, but the 101 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 3: reality is I wouldn't be able to last at all. 102 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a real device kind of guy, you see 103 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: where I don't need much and so. 104 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 3: You were just a vapor power banguly. 105 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 4: I think I would do the best out of the 106 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 4: three of us if we all went bo. This is now, 107 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 4: There's there's some content in this naked and I would 108 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 4: be afraid just drop us in the center, drop us 109 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 4: in Victoria Park there in the middle of Auckland. 110 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 2: Well, my parents going. 111 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 4: Off, Oh shit, what is it a phone call? 112 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just telling me to charge my bag. 113 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 114 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 5: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy 115 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 5: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune 116 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,799 Speaker 5: in weekdays in four on radio. 117 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 4: But seriously, if we did do some sort of naked enough, 118 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 4: do we have to be naked? No, we don't have 119 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 4: to be because. 120 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 3: This is the part that we're missing is a bit 121 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 3: outside right now, it's actually freezing it's quite cool. Yeah, 122 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 3: it'll be freezing out of there, so we'd need to 123 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 3: build a fire straight away. 124 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 4: If you're like, we're in the middle of nowhere, except 125 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 4: I can see a track over the driver down a road. Now, well, 126 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 4: this is the road through to Arthur's Pass. 127 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 2: You see. This isn't wild enough for me. 128 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: No, the fact that I can see civilization doesn't work 129 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: for me. 130 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 2: I need it to be fully bush, fantacic lean. 131 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 4: What percentage bush is this? Do you reckon? 132 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 1: It's pretty bushy, Jakes, I'd say it's it's about ninety boosh. 133 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 4: Oh, I know, I'd say it's a three out of 134 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 4: ten bouche. You've got all these power lines. I can 135 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 4: see vans packed over there campfans. Yeah. Yeah, we're on 136 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 4: a train. We're on a train that we're waiting for 137 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 4: a coffee, a coffee machine. Right, this is nine per 138 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 4: boo for Joe. Yes, how is your sleep, Fellers? Terrible sleep? 139 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,720 Speaker 4: God real? Yeah, mine was a shock or two. 140 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 3: But when you come Bay on a trip like this, 141 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 3: you just I kind of reside resigned myself to the 142 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,919 Speaker 3: first sign, resign myself to the fact that I'm going 143 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 3: to have shitty sleeps. 144 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 4: Yes, and you just go, well, well, last night, what 145 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 4: was your issue. You had the aircorn, I had the 146 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 4: air con. Yeah, the coon to me as well, blowing 147 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 4: a gale. 148 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,799 Speaker 1: But no, his issue was that he was pretty steamed, 149 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: and he was and he needed to He wanted to 150 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: burn it out, which is the thing I can relate to. 151 00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 4: I wanted to burn out the sickness. 152 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to burn out the sickness. 153 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:05,799 Speaker 1: But he was just getting stabbing pains in his bowls. 154 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 3: Because I ordered a spicy tie noodle curry, which is delicious, 155 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,760 Speaker 3: and I said the lady said medium, and I said hot, 156 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 3: and she said, oh, do you like it hot? 157 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 4: We can make it tie hot. 158 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 3: And there were people around me sort of looking right, 159 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, yeah, tye hot. 160 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 4: Did you have it tie hot? 161 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? 162 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,440 Speaker 4: And it was a huge mistake. Yeah, I saw that 163 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 4: you can't enjoy it. Well it was. 164 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 3: It was so good for the first half of it, 165 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 3: and then what happened was just started compounding and then 166 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 3: it all had it once right, and then every time 167 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 3: I had another mouthful, it was just but I ate it. 168 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 3: It is bloody beautiful, isn't it. 169 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 2: It is? 170 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 4: Because you guys were texting around about eight thirty the year, 171 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 4: do you want to come out for dinner? I just 172 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 4: avowed a chicken burger while lying on my bed with 173 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 4: some chips and a can of Coca cola. 174 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 2: Was that room service? 175 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 4: Yeah? And it was lights out. I was lights out 176 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 4: eight fifty six. 177 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 2: Wow. 178 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 4: Was it good? It was good enough? Absolutely? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. 179 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 4: I made the mistake and not order in any water. 180 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 181 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 4: I didn't want to. 182 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 3: I usually drink water out of the tap of a hotel. 183 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 3: For some reason that one, I was like, I don't know, 184 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 3: I didn't get a very clean water vibe from the hotel, 185 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 3: if you know what I mean. 186 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 2: No, yeah, no. 187 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: I sort of tossed and turned for quite a while, 188 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 1: and then yeah, as I say, I wake up the 189 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 1: rubbish trucks. 190 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 2: Rubbish trucks. 191 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 4: But you get that in the big city, the big smoke. 192 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 2: I'm used to it. I mean, I'm pretty you. 193 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 4: Know, just how many how many different shades of backbone 194 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 4: in the city, hoody j backbone. He's in a wild man, 195 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 4: your full bush, ninety boos, and a. 196 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 3: Train, But the reality is he's actually none of these, 197 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,800 Speaker 3: and everywhere he goes he's terrified. 198 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 4: I thought, I sort of I imagine you back in 199 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 4: medieval day as Jason, I sort of because you've got 200 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:54,440 Speaker 4: to find your value, don't you. Yes, And I sort 201 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:58,559 Speaker 4: of see you in the king's court. Yes, and you 202 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 4: would be the gestt and every time, and we should 203 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 4: absolutely make this because every now and again the king's 204 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 4: going to say, bring me made jest, and then whatever, 205 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 4: the person is just going to come out and grab you, 206 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 4: and you're going to go and you're going to put 207 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 4: on your hat with a bell on either and go 208 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 4: walking out with your feet at nine and three o'clock 209 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 4: with the bells on the end, and go walking out there. 210 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 2: To cheer them up. 211 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,600 Speaker 4: Answering you juggling at the risk of death as well, Jase, 212 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,240 Speaker 4: because you put to death if you're not good enough, 213 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 4: So you're going to have to commit. I love that 214 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 4: idea for you. 215 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 3: So he's juggling and he's looking at the king, He's like, 216 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,600 Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust there? 217 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 4: Backbone off with their heads off, with their heads good key. 218 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 3: I'd probably be an advisor or like the king's royal 219 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,720 Speaker 3: chamberlain or something. 220 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you'd be You would be the what do 221 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,319 Speaker 4: they call them, a footman in charge of jacket. 222 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 3: That's not what they's of them. That's out a position. Yeah, 223 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:06,560 Speaker 3: stable boy, yep, on working on the old horses. Hey, 224 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 3: have you enjoyed this train special? 225 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 2: Mogie? 226 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:16,160 Speaker 3: Don't touch the buttons, Mogie, stop it. He's never had 227 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 3: access to sound effects before, haven't it. Oh yeah, thank 228 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,079 Speaker 3: you for listening to the give Me some Chips train outro. 229 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's going to be more trained content coming your way. 230 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:32,760 Speaker 4: Already come your way. 231 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, don't forget the big show four or seven 232 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,839 Speaker 3: weekdays radio Hurdach, you could forget it.