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Speaker 1: From the ZIDM podcast network.

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Speaker 2: This is for the Fley's Big Pod, brought to you

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Speaker 2: by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands of the lowest prices, M's, Flesh.

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Speaker 1: Vorn and Healing.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Brian, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch Vaughn.

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Speaker 2: And this will be what the thirtieth time you've show

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Speaker 2: calling it? Yeah it is. Yeah, I don't know. So

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Speaker 2: Hailey got in last night on a flight at one am.

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Speaker 2: Now I did sound great planning for a breakfast announcer.

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Speaker 2: I did say that's a stupid time to book a

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Speaker 2: flight home. She said the other one was too early.

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Speaker 2: Your call has been forwarded to voice Bow. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 2: heard that every day. Yeah, she lives so far away.

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Speaker 2: Could we get an uber to like knock on the door?

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Speaker 2: Can you call an uber and be like just and

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Speaker 2: then put in the notes. I didn't know until last

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Speaker 2: week that Uber does deliveries. Now you can be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I need my water bottle taken to my house. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's a terrible example. It's a fantastic you can get

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Speaker 2: it delivered. Oh my god. Great idea. So we could

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Speaker 2: ask them to deliver one person. We've got it. We've

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Speaker 2: got to find some way to get her up, because

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Speaker 2: she's not. She's out like a light. She's gone. She's

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Speaker 2: in a deep, deep sleep, cannybody. So I don't know

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Speaker 2: welfare chair. The top six, there's been a Gmail hacked.

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Speaker 2: This is not good. Data. Data is available on the

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Speaker 2: dark web. This is not good. Gmail is everything every year.

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Speaker 2: It is junk mail, crap discount code store that's probably

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Speaker 2: got your credit card details is in the Gmail got

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Speaker 2: the top six signs your Gmail has been hacked. In

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Speaker 2: the top six play z MS, fleashboard and Haley, We're down. Haley,

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Speaker 2: who got in on a flight at one am, sent

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Speaker 2: an email to the group. I believe Carwen at two am.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, her daily preparations came through.

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Speaker 2: It too, and we all made it work at five

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Speaker 2: twenty in the morning. So I've called her an excess

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Speaker 2: of thirty time.

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Speaker 3: Well, I've just accidentally you upped our boss.

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Speaker 2: Why was he up? He was?

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Speaker 3: He's given me a call. He's gonna pop around.

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Speaker 4: Fantastic.

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Speaker 3: This is great bitter way to wake up from a

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Speaker 3: truthful your alarm than your actual boss.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, okay, a giant man knocking on your window. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and at six something, Amy for.

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Speaker 5: Her too, because now she doesn't get nuggets because we

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Speaker 5: went to auber Well.

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Speaker 2: I was just I just put into uber EA's her

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Speaker 2: address and the instructions were work, walk up the driveway

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Speaker 2: onto the back deck and knock loudly on the door.

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Speaker 2: That's not scary a and then say a delivery for Haley.

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Speaker 2: But it's really I'm just looking's going to take twenty

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Speaker 2: one minutes to that ross. Boss will get there before.

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Speaker 3: Someone has just text if she's asleep, that mean Rolly

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Speaker 3: hasn't been fit on time, because he won't be happy.

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Speaker 2: That's somebody who knows. It's someone that yeah, eighty for

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Speaker 2: a single hash Brown when they become what are you

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Speaker 2: talking about prices including delivery? No no, no, no wait Uber,

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Speaker 2: it's a different pricing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they put like an charger by quite a lot,

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Speaker 3: and then there's delivery fee, but also service fees. There

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Speaker 3: was a whole article about how this restaurant is like

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Speaker 3: suffering because they are getting so many ubers orders. But

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Speaker 3: Ubers take such a cuts.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah they do. They take your big cart. That's

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Speaker 2: why you should get off your ass and go to

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Speaker 2: the store yourself. Just an idea. Yeah, well I have actually,

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Speaker 2: I know I feel so strongly about it because so

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Speaker 2: many people in my building use uber eats, and it's

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Speaker 2: literally like a hundred or two hundred meters walk to

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Speaker 2: any of the shops.

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Speaker 5: I forgot there's a Peter Purt right next to work here,

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Speaker 5: and I ordered on uber eats. I was like, Yeng,

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Speaker 5: Peter pet how good? And it was a three hundred

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Speaker 2: No, it's not even three hundred meters. I'd say that's

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Speaker 2: one hundred. No, it was from her house. It from

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Speaker 2: your house, all right? Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Three showed me his progress and it was like three

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Speaker 5: hundred meters away, and I was like, this is humanly.

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Speaker 2: You could have just got it after work.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I could have.

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Speaker 3: Breathed and had of it. It was humiliating.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, Ross is on its way to Haley's fantastic,

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Speaker 2: so she should be. It's not the tall, tall dark

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Speaker 2: man she'd hope to be knocking on hers. The simple

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Speaker 2: at dumb. When you describe it, it seems like your

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Speaker 2: dream wake up. That's Ross. No senselaz it ms Fledgeborn

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Speaker 2: and Haley Well. Last year in twenty twenty four, only

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Speaker 2: fans the how would you describe that? The the scration

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Speaker 2: based platform where content creators show us their bits and pieces.

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Speaker 2: Yeah might well not anybody actually might not even be

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Speaker 2: like nude bits and pieces. It could just be feet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but only fans. Gross revenue rose nine percent to seven

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Speaker 2: point two billion dollars. So that means that like seven

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Speaker 2: point two billion dollars was spent last year. Didn't didn't

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Speaker 2: on only fans? Yeah, gotcha, And you didn't have any

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Speaker 2: of your feet on there. You could have been making

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Speaker 2: that money, didn't get any of that. Nice, So what's

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Speaker 2: point to a billion? That's frot of us as well

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Speaker 2: as it that's US dollars, Yeah, at twice that the

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Speaker 2: current exchange. Right, there's a lot of money. That's yeah,

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Speaker 2: well that's fourteen billion in New Zealand money. So the

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Speaker 2: total number of creator accounts grew by thirteen percent. So

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Speaker 2: there are four point six three four million only fans creators. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but there's a billion seven points something billion dollars. Says

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Speaker 2: that's the average person is earning two thousand US dollars

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Speaker 2: a year, well years to no, like some people will

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Speaker 2: be earning that's next to nothing, I know, and some

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Speaker 2: people will be making The people that make a fortune

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Speaker 2: so that means there's some people earning nothing. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: only fans, which she is eighty seen of fan payments

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Speaker 2: with creators paid five point eight zero billion to creators

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Speaker 2: out of that out of that money, so it's up

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Speaker 2: nine percent. And I think they paid out the owner

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Speaker 2: just under five hundred million dollars. So that's how much

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Speaker 2: he made last year just alone. That's good. So I

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Speaker 2: know people that have done it. I don't know if

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Speaker 2: make a lot of money. It's just like a little

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Speaker 2: bit of pocket money. I don't know. Some people personally

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Speaker 2: don't well, some people are buying houses the back, the

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Speaker 2: back of the house. We're just on wake Up Operation

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Speaker 2: Wake Up Hailey. We've just been asked what part of

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Speaker 2: the house is well. I will expect Ross to call

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Speaker 2: us live when he's there. We'll have to have the

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Speaker 2: the wake Up live on the radio. We'll get the

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Speaker 2: machine ready. You're always thinking content you. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if anyone to be buying you'd be waking up wake

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Speaker 2: Up you'd have to be nude that hey, don't they

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Speaker 2: to be a big can't wake up year? Yeah? Wake up,

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Speaker 2: wake Up Kings do you know anyone that's I don't

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Speaker 2: think so maybe I do know someone that I just

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Speaker 2: don't know that fans, but I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Actively here's a question. If you knew someone and you

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Speaker 2: found out they had her only fans, but they didn't

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Speaker 2: know that you knew, would you like subscribe and look

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Speaker 2: girlies under my own name or under a fake name? Well,

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Speaker 2: I guess.

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Speaker 3: As an alias?

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Speaker 4: Surely?

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Speaker 2: Well how long you have to sign up for? Is

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Speaker 2: it month to month? Is like a gym in monthly? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Or sometimes it's like deals.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you can get personalized things versus that content.

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Speaker 2: They're really making up they don't know. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I have a friend that does it,

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Speaker 3: but I've never looked on hers. But then sometimes I'm like,

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Speaker 3: should I just subscribe to support her?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you opened it just just you know.

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Speaker 2: That's basically the gen Z equivalent of buying your kids

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Speaker 2: friends raffle tickets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly, yes, but just.

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Speaker 2: Subscribing to their own events. I'm not lost straight for

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Speaker 5: There is no way I could subscribe to something and

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Handor's box.

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Speaker 2: I know you just want to look. Yeah, I'd have

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Speaker 2: to look as well, and I might regret it, but

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Speaker 2: like you just have to.

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Speaker 1: But if I'm paying, yeah looking play in Fleitchforne and Hailey.

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Speaker 2: Haley silly little pool, silly little poll. It is so silly, silly, silly, that.

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Speaker 5: Silly little pool, silly little poly.

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Speaker 2: Little poo, silly little silly Wow. Wow Wow. We've had

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Speaker 2: a message from Hailey for those following and the drama

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Speaker 2: on the show this morning. Hailey is alive, not dead.

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Speaker 2: I didn't set my alarms. You need to do that. Also,

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Speaker 2: didn't have do not disturb on Well, look, there'll be

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Speaker 2: there'll be some discussions later, won't there discussions?

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Speaker 6: Words?

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Speaker 2: Oh look, it's not the end of the world. Working

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Speaker 2: it that way. You don't book a flight that lands

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Speaker 2: at one am, is all I'll say. I think she'll

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Speaker 2: probably hear. She'll probably hear that. Listen out by the

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Speaker 2: end of the director, I think she'll she'll learn, She'll

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Speaker 2: learn it all right, Solo a little pole today? Do

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Speaker 2: you do you vape inside? And we've also stepped over

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Speaker 2: the only answer of you vape, which some people don't

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Speaker 2: like because then they don't get to see the poll result.

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Speaker 2: So we are we are contemplating having a third a

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Speaker 2: shy or it does not apply, but I want I'm

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Speaker 2: nosy and want to see the answer and see the results. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: So sixty four percent of people who vae apparently don't

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Speaker 2: six percent do vapor in side. So was it just

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Speaker 2: over a third of vapors? Yeah, vapor in side tory

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Speaker 2: only in the laundry with the door open to the

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Speaker 2: no except the laundry and dark. But is it bad

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Speaker 2: to vape inside? Because when I have parties and people

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Speaker 2: the city, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 7: Do it.

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Speaker 2: Maybe do it by the window, you turn it out

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Speaker 2: the window. But then some people Okay, so I might

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Speaker 2: have been watching a movie the other night with a

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Speaker 2: friend and then I smelt vape and I was like

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Speaker 2: on the count, Yeah, because I don't care. I've just

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Speaker 2: any friends just vapor inside, Like I don't care, but

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Speaker 2: they've asked. Yeah, they've asked. That's why it's weird. No

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Speaker 2: that no, they they had previously, but it was just

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Speaker 2: weird to be like on the couch. I don't like it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why. I don't fight an egg, to

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Speaker 2: be honest, it's weird when someone doesn't ask. You just

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Speaker 2: see them vaping inside and you're like's they leaving your

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Speaker 2: shoes on? You just take your shoes on? You just

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Speaker 2: say off. And if they say you can leave your

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Speaker 2: shoes on, I still say, come uncomfortable with my shoes

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Speaker 2: but yeah, we don't ever it's a little pole of

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Speaker 2: on IMDb. That's pretty good, Okay, Well, on Tuesday. On

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Speaker 2: Tuesday's episode, both TV and mobile devices were able to

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Speaker 2: vote on numerous things throughout the broadcast, so you could

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Speaker 2: provide ratings for things. There were options apparently whether you

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Speaker 2: preferred soup over salad soup one, and people would just

433
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Speaker 2: time of the year, is it, I don't know, we

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Speaker 2: lunching or more questions.

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Speaker 3: So they're going more for the live TV aspect, which

436
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Speaker 3: was like totally not what they went for originally.

437
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because they used to have these interactive shows.

438
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Speaker 5: One of the greatest parts of Netflix was the Beer

439
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Speaker 5: Grills series.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys ever did it, but

441
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Speaker 4: it would.

442
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Speaker 5: Be like should I go for food or shelter, and

443
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Speaker 5: you'd always pick the worst option.

444
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Speaker 4: I got an eat my hippo one time.

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Speaker 5: It was crazy man, and it was one of my

446
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Speaker 5: favorite things to do after a couple of lemonades. But

447
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Speaker 5: they've recently removed all of the interactive shows and.

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Speaker 3: I'm Black Mirror one.

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Speaker 4: I'm n sure about Black.

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Speaker 5: Mirror, but Beer Grills is off the market, Okay, So

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Speaker 5: I wonder if they were kind of getting rid of

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Speaker 5: the past interactive to bring in this live interactive Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Maybe. Well it's a quiet rollout apparently, but there's a

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Speaker 2: page that they've set up on their website which talks

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Speaker 2: about the new features, and yeah, i'd imagine it's coming

456
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Speaker 2: for like reality shows.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that's going to be on their most

458
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Speaker 3: expensive subscription based because they give it to the cheap ones.

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Speaker 3: Imagine if beer Girls became live and you could live

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Speaker 3: send them into as.

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Speaker 2: It's like saying, man, call a duty is fun. I

462
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Speaker 2: wish I could take a gun into a mall.

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Speaker 4: You know what, it's a slippery slow.

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Speaker 2: Play Zim's Fletchborn and Haley. I just wanted to say.

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Speaker 2: I went to a chimis weehouse event on Friday Father's Day,

466
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Speaker 2: like so much fun. It was like, come along, have

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Speaker 2: some food. We're going to have some balls at a

468
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Speaker 2: driving range. Balls how very dad? Yeah, not testicles. We

469
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Speaker 2: weren't tapping each other's good balls. And I was going

470
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Speaker 2: to I was doing really well in the long drive

471
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Speaker 2: out a competition who could drive the longest? You were

472
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Speaker 2: winning third? Bit Dan Carter, what I could drive out

473
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Speaker 2: drive down? It was here having a bad day on

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Speaker 2: I think it was shocking day. I almost had to

475
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Speaker 2: call and Petty Wheper to cover for him. Now that's

476
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Speaker 2: a reference to the twenty eleven Rugby World Cup. Is

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Speaker 2: he a golfer?

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Speaker 8: Though?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is he?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, it can't be doing better than that. But

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Speaker 2: I got nothing In a short game. All I do

483
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Speaker 2: is whack it, and it's not always straight. Anyway, I

484
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 2: was doing really well and I was winning, and then

485
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Speaker 2: god damn Martin gupts like, I'll give this a go.

486
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Speaker 2: Doesn't he hold the record for the longest six and

487
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Speaker 2: cricket needs He's an incredible golfer. Jesus. I always see

488
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Speaker 2: him on his Instagram stories. He's always golf. You never

489
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Speaker 2: beating on him. I got emasculated in front of Dan Carter. Yeah, anyway, thanks,

490
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Speaker 2: and at least Dan Carter was also emasculated by you,

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Speaker 2: emasculated by me. You had it less worse, less worse,

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Speaker 2: less worse what they call it. It's less worse, that's

493
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Speaker 2: less worse. Yeah, anyway, thank you to the show sponsor.

494
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Speaker 2: That was a lovely day, lovely lovely day. There are

495
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Speaker 2: now good news on the good news, and I've wondered

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Speaker 2: why it's taken so long, But it looks like the

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Speaker 2: government will be looking into digital driver's licenses. So we've

498
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Speaker 2: got wallets on on our smartphones are digital wallet, so

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Speaker 2: we can hold our cards, tickets for events, the sorts

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Speaker 2: of things that we're always in a traditional wallet. Yes,

501
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Speaker 2: and it looks like, we're going to get a digital

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Speaker 2: drive his license and it will be also on your phone.

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Speaker 2: Meaning I think we're on the verge of the extinction

504
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Speaker 2: of the wallet. Old boys will always love a wallet,

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Speaker 2: but I think you're on the verge of extinction in

506
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Speaker 2: the world. If you're carrying cash, you pop it in

507
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Speaker 2: the back of the phone case. You fold it over

508
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Speaker 2: and pop it in the back of the phone case.

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00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: And then why do we need wallets anymore? That's that's

510
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Speaker 2: the one thing that's in my wallet that if I

511
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Speaker 2: was going out I would want to take. Yeah, id wow, Wow,

512
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Speaker 2: Look who's just arrived at work? An hour eighteen record?

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Speaker 2: So it's a new record? No, I think once they

514
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Speaker 2: turned up at the last twenty minutes of the show.

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Speaker 2: Tell you what, guys, you should get more sleep. You

516
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Speaker 2: went to bed at two o'clock. I still think Flitch

517
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Speaker 2: had more sleep than you last night. This is true.

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Speaker 4: Carry on listening.

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Speaker 2: We're getting we're getting digital. The show's had a real

520
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Speaker 2: flow today. I'm high on tongue. Had sleep goodness me anyway, Yeah,

521
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 2: that will be work. That's embarrassing. Twenty cents fell out

522
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Speaker 2: of my wallet. Is that where you got? That's all

523
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Speaker 2: I've got. That's all I've got. Okay, personal recession do

524
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: get a zip up you've got that's the only thing

525
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Speaker 2: that's got any girth to it. In my wallet, there

526
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 2: is the air tag that tracks my wallet. But when

527
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Speaker 2: I don't have in wallet, I won't need the air tag. Yeah,

528
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 2: and my cards are online. How it's a digital even

529
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 2: most like store stuff now is an app or digital. Yeah.

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00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: I carry my Costco car. That's that can all be digital?

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Speaker 2: That is digital? Yeah? If yeah done. So, once the

532
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Speaker 2: wallet's done, it's once the once the driver's license is

533
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Speaker 2: on the phone, IP the wallet. New South Wales maybe

534
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Speaker 2: another one or two states in Australia a digital driver's license.

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Speaker 2: They have been for a while. Iceland, Switzerland, Spain, Italy,

536
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Speaker 2: South Korea have the.

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Speaker 4: And your phones did.

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Speaker 2: Cool because that's so that's why it's taking so long,

539
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 2: is they have to change the laws because that could

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Speaker 2: be a thing. And also people using their phone in

541
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Speaker 2: their cars. But yeah, pull you over and say can

542
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Speaker 2: I see you. I knew you were going to do it,

543
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 2: so I was pre loading. I was texting exactly. That's

544
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 2: like some of the concerns. So that's why it's taking

545
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Speaker 2: a wild iron out all those things. Yeah. Christmas, oh

546
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Speaker 2: my god, it is the twenty fifth of August form nuts.

547
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Speaker 2: Just gotta just gotta get honestly, just get to Christmas

548
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Speaker 2: play z M. S. Fletchborn and Hayley. This Friday is

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Speaker 2: Deafit All Day Spring. It is spring, imminent spring, and

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Speaker 2: A whole bunch of Salibs joining us throughout the day

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Speaker 2: raising money with the A and Z Donation Station. The

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Speaker 2: staff at all Day supporting the one and three kiwis

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Speaker 2: affected by cancer in their lifetime. If you can donate now,

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Speaker 4: You've got deafinils, so you.

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Speaker 2: Think by the end of this week I'll have another.

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Speaker 2: You've got such a lovely bouquet my house.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and yours to the mark because I think my

562
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Speaker 6: neighbors have someone will jump over the fence in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Lovely hell of a bouquet. Now, I went to I

564
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Speaker 6: was in Melbourne over the weekend.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sick. It was sick, and yesterday when I was

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Speaker 4: hitting home on a late fly hence slept on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of I don't know. I kind of

568
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 2: did say that was a silly idea. You're not getting

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Speaker 2: that flight. A U said, yeah, I am.

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Speaker 6: He said all that twil and I said no, I'll

571
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Speaker 6: be all right, and I feel all right because I

572
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Speaker 6: must work.

573
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Speaker 2: So you missed half of work, half of the day.

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Speaker 6: So I was in the I will say I was

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Speaker 6: in the lounge last night having a I had the

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Speaker 6: soup you know in your panic and you and you

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Speaker 6: and you have the I never opted for. It was

578
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Speaker 6: a keen and vegetable suit.

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Speaker 2: Where I'm eating. It's never an option. That's it's less

580
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Speaker 2: an Asian suit, yeah, or like an Asian chicken soup. Yeah, yeah,

581
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Speaker 2: I know. It wasn't.

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Speaker 4: It was a keen wile vegetable soup sort of a nightmare.

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Speaker 6: And I was having that and then I heard over

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Speaker 6: the intercom, you know, you always hear it like this

585
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Speaker 6: is a call for passengers, Jermaine Clement that Mackenzie's can

586
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Speaker 6: they please report to the service desk immediately?

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Speaker 2: And I always skip jaious, I've had one of those.

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Speaker 2: I've heard Melanie Lynsky, Yeah, Melanie, Well, no.

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Speaker 6: The name they were calling was Jane Sprong, and I

590
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Speaker 6: was like this, Jane Sprong, she better get her ass

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Speaker 6: to the desk eating my soup. Eating my soup, Jane Sprong,

592
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Speaker 6: this is a sun you please report to the front

593
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 6: desk with her past sport as well. Three times Jane

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Speaker 6: Sprong gets called to the front desk and I was like, well,

595
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Speaker 6: maybe Jane's not here and she's missed to fly it

596
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Speaker 6: and that's why they've you know, said it twice. They've

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Speaker 6: said it three times, all right, flitched three times. Then

598
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Speaker 6: I sort of listened carefully and I was like, it's

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Speaker 6: not Sprong. It's like Sprowl, Jane Sprawl.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, do you reckon?

601
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Speaker 6: They mean Hailey Jane Sprowl and it was it was me.

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Speaker 6: I turned up and I was like, are you calling me?

603
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Speaker 6: She's like, are you Jane Sprang? I was like.

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Speaker 2: Sprong. Yeah, it did something like sprong.

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Speaker 6: She was struggling with the word sprowl, and then she

606
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Speaker 6: some reason was saying my middle name, which is honestly

607
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Speaker 6: one of my check.

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Speaker 2: Down Have you did you not checked in? No?

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Speaker 6: I had, but I checked it online and so they

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Speaker 6: had to verify my passport.

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Speaker 2: Had you not entered your passport details?

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Speaker 4: I know, it's weird. This happened on the way over

613
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Speaker 4: as well. I got clocked at the gate when I

614
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Speaker 4: was boarding. You know when you scanning, you.

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Speaker 2: To verify yours?

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Speaker 4: You checked it online, chicken online.

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna slow it down by verifying the passport,

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Speaker 2: is that why I get stopped every time? Yeah? I

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Speaker 2: just put it in the kiosk and then it doesn't

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Speaker 2: I don't know did you do it at the If

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Speaker 2: you do it, they need to verify the passport.

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Speaker 4: Because if this is like I usually chick in a bag,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: A bag?

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00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 4: So you have to go through the kiosk slide.

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Speaker 2: In the past, your name called well Jane Sprong, So

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Speaker 2: you nearly missed that flight and you were late to

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Speaker 2: work today.

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Speaker 6: You missed the flight. I just was really concerned for

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Speaker 6: the well being of Jane Sprong and wish she was.

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Speaker 4: It was me all along. I am Jane Sprong.

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Speaker 1: Playms Fleshborn and Hailey play zims Fletchbourne and Hailey.

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Speaker 2: We want to talk now about when you've got a

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Speaker 2: little tipsy on a date and then in that moment

635
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 2: when we see it getting tipsy on a date, I

636
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Speaker 2: said to Fletch and Haley, have you seen the footage

637
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Speaker 2: of the lady who was tipsy and elderly and drove

638
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Speaker 2: her car through a bike shelter and off into the

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00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 2: water at the Wacker So dangus I had seen the

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Speaker 2: photo of the car in the water, but not the

641
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Speaker 2: actual video of the ourtening that's on the insid hero.

642
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: How good that there's footage of it. It's so far

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Speaker 2: under nobody got exactly exactly was she fine, she has

644
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Speaker 2: a little wood, she's soggy, but shame. So this news

645
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: comes to us because a woman got pulled over and

646
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 2: I believe this was reported in the od T. Yeah. Yeah,

647
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 2: it's a Danita woman because she had a date. She

648
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 2: had a little pre date jitters And of course what

649
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: do you do and you got the jitters? You have

650
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: a couple of glasses. I always it's my mum's thing.

651
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: Before every one of my grandparents funeral, she's like, he

652
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 2: have one of these and it's that anti nausea stuff

653
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 2: that you spraying your tongue and then she gives me

654
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: a shot of whiskey. Oh I don't know if that's

655
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: a family traditional. She's just trying to like, because I'm

656
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 2: the most emotional. I'm the most emotional grandchild, right, I'm

657
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 2: a big crier. Okay, Well, I mean, if you're going

658
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: to have a couple of drinks before a date, you

659
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: don't drive, You don't drive.

660
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 4: Definitely don't drive.

661
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she was on her way to attend to

662
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 2: date when she was stopped and she had three hundred

663
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: and forty eight on the old blowscale. Two fifty is

664
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 2: the limit on the blow scale. She had a couple

665
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 2: of nervous wines before she left for a date, and

666
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 2: she had a bottle. Yeah, that sounds like.

667
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 4: Keeps you under then, Yeah, she's tapping on a bot.

668
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 2: She's stepping on a bot bots. So yeah, so she

669
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: had a couple, she got the infringement, and she's obviously

670
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 2: going to have to deal with the consequences of the

671
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 2: I mean, but that's gonna getting a ticket and possibly

672
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: you know, losing your license and having to deal with

673
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 2: all the admin that comes with that is going to

674
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 2: I reckon re add the jitters. Yeah, it'll negate underwines.

675
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 4: How do you text your day? Hey, I can't come anymore.

676
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 2: I just got du No, she got she got left,

677
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: she received the infringement notice and hit it off. So

678
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: presumably keep on the date. Yeah she what, She parked

679
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: the car up and walked to the date. Don't you

680
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 2: didn't need to follow up on that one? Oh my god.

681
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: We wanted to know because dates are for a lot

682
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 2: of people that nerve wrecking experience, and so people do

683
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 2: and they might not drink before, but you get on

684
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: the date and you have a couple yeah, and then

685
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: you just maybe you've had a couple too many.

686
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 6: Oh, this happened to me, and it was like it

687
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 6: was someone I'd wanted to connect with four years. It

688
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 6: was like my very good friend's brother's best mate, and

689
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 6: as a teenage i'd like long fiended over and been.

690
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 4: Like, oh my god, Eliot's so cute.

691
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 2: And then we were like, shout out, Eliot. Elliott was cute.

692
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 2: And then I don't think I've met a cute Elliott

693
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: years old. This one was cute Elliott Stables.

694
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 4: Oh that's cute. That's a food options.

695
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's a very cute. That's a very

696
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 2: cute four Court. Actually that's my favorite Elliott Bad Central.

697
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 6: Anyway, we were when we were adults. Years later, he

698
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 6: was like, I'll take you that on a date.

699
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, yeah, I'm working late.

700
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 2: He was a projectionist at reading cinemas okay.

701
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 6: And he was working late on the last film, and

702
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 6: I was so nervous, and I just started having some

703
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 6: drinkings with friends and then by the time I got there,

704
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 6: I think I had to be He held up.

705
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 2: Oh Hailey, howld up?

706
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 4: So that date didn't happen?

707
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 2: Right, Well, this is what we want to know this morning.

708
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 2: Oh eight hundred dollars at end and give us a

709
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 2: call text through nine six nine six.

710
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 6: When did you get too tipsy before a date? Did

711
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 6: you get a little bit too tipsy on a date

712
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 6: before a date? Perhaps because someone got du wied after

713
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 6: having a few nervous and.

714
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 2: That was Eric Shardy's I'm on my way to attended date.

715
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got nervous.

716
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 2: I'm sorry some messages in. I was running late, getting

717
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 2: ready quickly, had one confident shot as I left, but

718
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 2: forgot to take my hair roller out. So I showed

719
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 2: up at the bar with a valp for a roller

720
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 2: and my bangs still and my breath smelling a little

721
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,479
Speaker 2: bit like booze. He didn't say anything, but a girly

722
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 2: tapped me on the shoulder and let me know I

723
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 2: still had a curler in women supporting women. Women'ly didn't

724
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 2: know that he wasn't the fashion That was a look,

725
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: A look. I can't keep up with the trends. Yeah,

726
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: is it hair? Rollers in or out? These days? Rollers?

727
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: It's back. I guess everything's circular, so it must be back,

728
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 2: somebody said. I arrived at his flat and he wasn't

729
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 2: home from work yet. His flatmate said, why don't you

730
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 2: have a couple of drinks while you wait? And with

731
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 2: the time he got home an hour later, and then

732
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 2: a brackets said forgiven, he works in help okay, some

733
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 2: sort of surge service. And by the time he got home,

734
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: I was tanked.

735
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 5: Tank.

736
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 2: That's and you're you're making small talk with someone you

737
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 2: don't know, like their flatmate even more awkward. Yeah, yeah, horrible.

738
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: He was twenty minutes late, so of course I had

739
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 2: to have two comfort cocktails when I arrived. When he arrived,

740
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 2: I boldly told him he looked older in real life.

741
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 2: Turns out he didn't like that. We didn't have a

742
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 2: second date. I can imagine that didn't go down.

743
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 6: Well, imagine to a date someone's like far out, you're

744
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,959
Speaker 6: a lot older in real life.

745
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, get a couple of cocktails. Well yeah, having

746
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 2: a sloppy one. See if your texts coming in ninety

747
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 2: six nine sex oh eight hundred dollars at Eman's the number?

748
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 4: When did you get a little too tipsy on a date?

749
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 5: Wow?

750
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 2: My now wife got so drunk and our second dat

751
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 2: I had to carry out of six sixty Oh no horn.

752
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 4: That's so, that's such layered basically is a.

753
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: Lot there was that like a second or third date?

754
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 2: Do you think? Yeah, concert a consertle move. I wonder

755
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 2: if that was the same woman. Do you remember the

756
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 2: person popping a squad on the busy squad bot ar

757
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 2: s out by the hottest girl at school? Really yeah,

758
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 2: I'm going to skip one part of the.

759
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 4: C yeah yah yah, yeah.

760
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: I was like I had a few beers to sit

761
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: on my nerves. Ended up getting a little bit yeah,

762
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 2: carried away, woke up with a hundred hickeys on her neck.

763
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 2: Remember nothing. Needless to say, I was not I was

764
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 2: not invited for a second date.

765
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 6: So meine be sloppy drunk that you're just on the

766
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 6: neck the whole night, just like feel free to do

767
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,959
Speaker 6: other things, dude.

768
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 2: I was meant to pick the girl up I was

769
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 2: talking to for a while online for our first date,

770
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 2: and I was meant to pick her up, but my

771
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 2: nerves got the better of me and I had a

772
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 2: couple of drinks, so I ended up. She had to

773
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 2: come and pick me up. Oh I never never saw

774
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 2: her again. Well, at least you didn't drive like this

775
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 2: woman that got busted.

776
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 6: I know it is embarrassing to be like, hey, I'm

777
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 6: going to pick you up at seven and then be

778
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 6: like you come get me.

779
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 4: I've had a couple of drinks.

780
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 2: I'd be like, no, you're all good. Another day, I

781
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 2: was meant to some got tips before a date, went

782
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: out to the bar to watch the rugby, drinks and

783
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 2: more at the bar, fell asleep watching the game, woke

784
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 2: up My date had left me. It was that the

785
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: game just this weekend, because that was boring. They you'd

786
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 2: fall asleep during that game. It was at my wedding,

787
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 2: so not a date. But the bride was late and

788
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 2: I was too nervous waiting there with my best man,

789
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 2: so we went to the bar and asked for a shot.

790
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 2: By the time she rocked in with her parents, I'd

791
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 2: had a couple. It was a bit tipsy. Everything went well,

792
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 2: but I don't have the courage to watch the wedding

793
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 2: video because I know I was secretly quite boosy.

794
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: Wow.

795
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, when on at tender date, had a few too

796
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: many drinks, going round for a round on things we

797
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: wouldn't normally drink. We'd have to pay for the bar.

798
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 2: It was four hundred dollars. Oh my god, not happy.

799
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 2: That's madness. My now husband stood me up for a

800
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 2: first date after a work fishing trip. It's a sign

801
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 2: of things to come. Yeah, you'll notice, she said husband.

802
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 2: If he made it to the date, we would never

803
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 2: have gone on a second one because he was boozed.

804
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 2: So like fashion early turning up bourbonis burly and Bourbon.

805
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 2: What a combo play?

806
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: Zim's Fleshborne and Hailey.

807
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 2: Fleshborne and Haley.

808
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 4: I'm bringing Herman home.

809
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 2: I've been loving the photos, the videos, all the content

810
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: people are really getting amongst this. Herm and the German shepherd,

811
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 2: our life sized ceramic is making his way up the

812
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 2: country now.

813
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 4: Three leggered.

814
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 6: Because I saw the photos of him that we just

815
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 6: put up and yeah, it really broke my heart to

816
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 6: see that bandits ut foot of his but he looks

817
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 6: happy still.

818
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 2: Producer Kaweeny. Where are we at?

819
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 3: So Herman has spent a lovely weekend.

820
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 2: In Hawk's Bay.

821
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 4: That's right. He got in the truck on Friday.

822
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: He visited actually my old primary school, which was pretty wholesome.

823
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 2: Love that he's getting into the community and visiting. Yeah,

824
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 2: it's like he's campaigning for office. Yeah, oh my gosh.

825
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, the mere bit of move aside to take over.

826
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 3: Obviously we can't post the children in the photo, but like,

827
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 3: it's such a cute little photo. They all look so

828
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 3: excited to see Herman and he I hear through the

829
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 3: grape vine that he saw some grape vines, maybe had

830
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 3: a little We haven't really talked about Herman's age, but

831
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 3: I assumed given that he was like.

832
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 2: He's eight, Yeah, he does significantly. Wasn't he born in

833
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 2: the eighties? Yeah? I think so he's legal enough to

834
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: be drinking at what is the time? Seven? So it's

835
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: three hundred and twenty? Is he lovely?

836
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 4: Just old enough?

837
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: Now we need to get at him from Hawk's Bay

838
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 2: today or anytime this week. Towards Auckland where it's through Hamilton,

839
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 2: Totonga wherever.

840
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 6: Because in Hamilton there was talk of someone who might

841
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 6: be able to repair the foot with some degree of elegance.

842
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, we haven't fully locked that in yet, but

843
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 3: it's there's a potential that someone at like an art

844
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 3: gallery type place.

845
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 6: Okay, I just don't know if I can see him

846
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 6: like that. I just don't know if I would be

847
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 6: able to handle it.

848
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 3: You might have seen on the Instagram, but they did

849
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 3: at the airport give him a little like rap so

850
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 3: for cure. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, we need someone in

851
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 3: Hawk's Bay.

852
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: We've had some.

853
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 3: Offers from higher up in the country.

854
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 2: We just need someone on Hawk's Okay, So is anybody

855
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 2: listening now or does anybody know anyone that's traveling from

856
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 2: Hawk's Bay? You know, yeah in a car, So yeah,

857
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 2: you would accept truck, but he has to ride up

858
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 2: front because he's a very good boy and he likes.

859
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 4: And he's quite unbalanced now like he is an AMPT.

860
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 2: Special care is needed for this. If you can help

861
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 2: out a text and now or Carwen at zidim online

862
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 2: dot com. Yeah, and if you can help out, that'll

863
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: be amazing. Yet sometime today, ideally, if anyone's traveling up

864
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 2: or next couple of days.

865
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 4: There's a message in the text machine just there if.

866
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: You can help out, that would be You're much appreciated,

867
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 2: longing to meet him play.

868
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 4: Ms Fletch Vaughn and Hailey play z MS fleshed one

869
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 4: and Hailey.

870
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: I enjoy cooking. I really enjoyed. I'm going to say

871
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: you grossed out the internet. At the weekends out the Internet.

872
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 2: I spent Saturday making Now it's got a name of

873
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: here we go. I spent Saturday may beefles di Lingua linguir.

874
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 2: Is this your Lingua lingua? Yeah? So this is like

875
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 2: a classic Mexican use of the beef tongue, the ox tongue.

876
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 2: See I phone was in a nice Mexican restaurant and

877
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 2: that was an option, and I saw someone eating it,

878
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 2: but like, yeah, absolutely great because I don't see it.

879
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 2: I don't see what's going on in the kitchen.

880
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 4: No, that's not a thing.

881
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing what I saw seeing what's going on

882
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 2: in the kitchen. When we go to a restaurant and

883
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 2: I like to sit and watch them cooks, not the tongue.

884
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 6: I like to see the whole thing. Okay, so I've

885
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 6: had ox tongue before. It a very nice Mexican restaurant

886
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 6: and it was delicious.

887
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 2: The cut it you have to see it.

888
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 6: And now that I've seen it, thanks to your disgusting

889
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 6: Instagram display over the weekend, I shall not be ordering

890
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 6: it again.

891
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 2: Even though it now, because that when you flumped out

892
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 2: that bluey gray time to remove the impurities, yuck, I

893
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: was like yuck. No, I dude, it was like and

894
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 2: I'm not even saying this because I put so much

895
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 2: time and effort into it. It might be my new

896
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 2: favorite cut of meat. No, but you're not like, you're not.

897
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 2: You're not. It's a it's a whole it's a whole thing.

898
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: But basically, I grew up on a farm. We always

899
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: had home kill, and the tongue was probably minced and

900
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 2: turned into eat mints or dog food. By the way,

901
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 2: when we get mints at the supermarket, what bits are

902
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: we getting? We're getting the tongue. You think the tongue

903
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 2: is the grossest part of their mints. But and if

904
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 2: you're really lucky, so the golden ticket to go to

905
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: Willie Wonker's factory. You'll find Can I get the mince

906
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: without the anus?

907
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 7: No?

908
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 2: But if I get the nice mints like the angus? Men, Yeah,

909
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: you're just getting angus anus. About angus without anus?

910
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 4: What if I'm getting that?

911
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: What if I'm getting in the middle you put. I

912
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 2: always like getting the premium. It's got the premium, mais

913
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 2: it's so it's it's all meat. You don't think about it.

914
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 2: You just don't think about I like to know where

915
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 2: it's coming from. I like to see, Yeah, anyway, that's

916
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna. I could go random out that sort of

917
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 2: thinging home killed and process everybody can I know, and

918
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 2: I completely understand that. You could try in your apartment

919
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: flinch you've got that corner with the monster and move

920
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 2: that and get a beef. Can't right on dry it out,

921
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: dry age. You can spell wagoo without anus. But most

922
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 2: of as maybe i'll there's a few people said, yeah,

923
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 2: so basically I started that with an ox tongue. That

924
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 2: was part of a home kill, because ross at to

925
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 2: home kill, shout out love. Those guys we're giving him,

926
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 2: are giving it when mom and dad do. When mum

927
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,479
Speaker 2: and dad do a home kill, they just get mints

928
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: and sausages. And some steaks are very plain, but he

929
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 2: will say to me, do you want the exciting parts?

930
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 2: And so the tongue was something I was really looking

931
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 2: forward to doing, and to frosted it over a couple

932
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 2: of days because it's quite a You saw it's girthy. Okay, yeah,

933
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: it's girthy, and so to frosted it and then soaked

934
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 2: in vinegar water and start of the process. Man, it

935
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 2: was and I understand what it looked like. But that's meat, baby,

936
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 2: that's life. I just don't I'm surprised you didn't get

937
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 2: so delicious. I'm surprised you didn't get your account reported

938
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 2: or some of those stories went sensitive. Yeah quite even.

939
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 2: I was like, and I don't care about but I

940
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: know where animals and meat comes from. I've been at

941
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: a farm and seen animals, you know, turned into steaks. Yeah,

942
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 2: and months, But you know, it's something about seeing it

943
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 2: on Instagram. I was like, you got a lot of messages, dude.

944
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 2: So I just kind of like put up the stories

945
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: and the videos of making it and then just ignored Instagram.

946
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 4: You're too busy working on the tongue.

947
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 2: I was two busy tongue in the tongue yeah, and

948
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: then I just kind of had a bit of a

949
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 2: quiet day, saiday. When it came to social media, I've

950
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,959
Speaker 2: been going through it this morning. I would say nothing

951
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 2: short of a few hundred messages. Jeez. I've discussed Bomby emergence,

952
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 2: but a lot of people have been like, tell me

953
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 2: more like and I'm gonna think I'm gonna put the

954
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 2: resci later on.

955
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 6: Just what season because the seasoning when I had it

956
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 6: that one time, it was like tinder, tinder in cubes

957
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 6: and it was like a deep, rich, dark seasoning.

958
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it almost had a Molay, Yeah, like a

959
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 2: mola vibe. Yeah. And you know what, I almost the

960
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 2: liquid that I cooked it in. I left it on

961
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 2: the stove for hours, and I've reduced it to the thickest,

962
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 2: like gloopiest gravy.

963
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 4: But it's tongue gravy.

964
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 2: It's tongue gravy a little like molay. Mexican moley is

965
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 2: so young. Yeah, there's it's like it's chocolate but also

966
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 2: like savory. Yeah, it's had to add the earthliness. You

967
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: put a bit of cocoa and so had cocoa and

968
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 2: it had like paprika snoke paprika chili powder. If I

969
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 2: had better to like peas, that would have been a

970
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 2: bit soaked tongue stand on the surface and then when

971
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 2: the cook happened, and then you take the skin off, right, okay,

972
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: anyway you slice it.

973
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 4: As well.

974
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 2: But I should have got a little bit left over.

975
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 2: I should have. I was hoping you weren't going to

976
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 2: bring someone. I was like, Yeah, it just was like

977
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 2: corned beef, but even better than corn beef because it

978
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 2: had more fat through it. I've eaten it and I

979
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 2: can't even think about it. I can't play flesh.

980
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 6: We come up with some great dating terms. By where

981
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 6: I mean a human race. This has got to be

982
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 6: one of my favorite year.

983
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 4: Shreking.

984
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know, I just know that it's a

985
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 2: dating term. Shrekking. Yeah, it's got to have something to

986
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: do with parances, right, Yeah, it's not not much to

987
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 2: do with a land ownership. I thought I might have

988
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 2: to do with the swamp get out of right.

989
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 6: Shrekking is intentionally dating someone less conventionally attractive than you,

990
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 6: like Princess Fiona settling for an ugly ogre.

991
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 2: But she was an overall along she was No, she

992
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 2: wasn't was she I can't remember. Yeah, and she had

993
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 2: a magic spell or something. Ye wait, there was a

994
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 2: donkey too, wasn't there either?

995
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 5: Was?

996
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

997
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 2: Always yeah?

998
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 6: So motivated by the idea that less attractive partners might

999
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 6: treat you better because they won't benefit from pretty privilege,

1000
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 6: and sort of learn how to become a bit.

1001
00:48:59,200 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 2: Of an asshole.

1002
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 6: Why handsome people so you intentionally intend to be You're

1003
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 6: throwing a bone to a Shrek and be like, they

1004
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 6: all be so grateful to be dating me.

1005
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 2: I'm a Fiona over here is lucky Mingas, try harder

1006
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 2: and bed too. You want that's you don't sleep with Mingas?

1007
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 2: You are the Minger.

1008
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 4: So you're a mega, You're to sup your game.

1009
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. So a lot of people are saying, fellow Minga,

1010
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: you know, we're really will pull out all the stuff hard.

1011
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 6: Some criticism towards shrekking is the idea that because he's ugly,

1012
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 6: he's going to be a great better person, trying so hard,

1013
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 6: better and bed and better, you know everything.

1014
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 2: Why does it always need to be a he I

1015
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 2: don't know, that's where my brain went. The ugly Minga

1016
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 2: is a buying if you're a hard maybe yea looking

1017
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 2: for an ugly sila.

1018
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 6: But the problem is if they still turn out to

1019
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 6: be a bit of an asshole. Yeah, are you with

1020
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 6: an asshole who's also ugly? Oh yeah, you know that's

1021
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 6: not a guarantee. Yeah, Wow, someone's found the loophole. Because

1022
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 6: someone's gone through life struggling is three out of ten

1023
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 6: doesn't mean that they've become some wonderful, excellent person with

1024
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 6: great internal values. You should always be looking at the

1025
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 6: internal values before the external Anyway.

1026
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 2: Maybe if you're still looking, maybe you need to re

1027
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 2: evaluate your swipes and just drop down a couple of shrieks.

1028
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 6: But we talked about this about recently about low you've

1029
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 6: got to lower your standards on the dating apps that

1030
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 6: you're sitting them too high and looking for mister bloody

1031
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 6: perfect and he's not on there, and you're going, oh,

1032
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:38,919
Speaker 6: that apps suck.

1033
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 4: Chuck a couple of men as a swipe, Which way

1034
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 4: is it for years?

1035
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 2: Right? Swipe like it's your laste, rightie, it's your last

1036
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 2: day alive. Okay, that's what.

1037
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 6: Wow, it's going to open up in an app that

1038
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 6: I have for research based purposes, Okay, and I'll just

1039
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 6: start swiping like it the last day of my life

1040
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 6: swipe the last day.

1041
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: Who wants their face even if it's the last day

1042
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 2: on Earth and they were the last person.

1043
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 4: It's just got really short arms.

1044
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 2: How short? Just tear weeks is but t rixy. Okay,

1045
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 2: so you're not into tricking. Okay, Sorry, play Zim's fletch porn.

1046
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 8: Fact of the day, Day day day day do do

1047
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 8: do do do do do do do do do do

1048
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 8: do do do do do do do do do do

1049
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 8: do do.

1050
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 2: It is accidental invention week this week in fact of

1051
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 2: the day long tea long teas. Yeah, yeah, because I

1052
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: was going to do it last week and then I forgot.

1053
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 2: I said I was going to do it last week.

1054
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 2: So I did another one and I said I'll do

1055
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 2: it this week, and then I remembered, yeah, good. Then

1056
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 2: I remembered a lot of these are going to be

1057
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 2: Are they going to be medical? There's a couple of medical.

1058
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 2: I tried to I've tried to spread it throughout the field.

1059
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: There's medical food, sauce, a surprise sauce. Yeah, we always

1060
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 2: need a sauce. Something else. And today's okay, today's is

1061
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 2: the accident intervention of saccherin sectabs, the original artificial sweetener. Goodness,

1062
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, not what I thought, because my mum always says,

1063
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 2: I don't worry. I said, do you want sugar? And

1064
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 2: she said, don't worry, I've got my sack tabs. And

1065
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: I'm was like, why does she call them sack tabs

1066
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 2: because that's not one of the brands that I'm familiar with? Yeh,

1067
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 2: the sickrel that was it? Chelsea sugar adjacent to you

1068
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 2: a line? I remember?

1069
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 4: Why would he just have that information?

1070
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 2: Your mom does too, doesn't she has some kind of

1071
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 2: throughout the world love and love it just a you know,

1072
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 2: a little container in their purse. Yes, I mean I

1073
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 2: personally stay clear of artificial Yeah, me too. They rap

1074
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 2: through my guarts really, Yeah, I love the artificial and

1075
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 2: she yeah yeah. And her father was a drinker and

1076
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 2: he lived into his nineties. So I just remember to

1077
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 2: love forever. Yeah, I love artificials when around drinking. Maybe

1078
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 2: I will love forever. Maybe I'm unlucky. Unlock at my

1079
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 2: Irish DNA. So soft preserve saccharin was invented accidentally in

1080
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 2: eighteen seventy nine. At the first artificial sweeten. It was

1081
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 2: made in the eighteen hundreds. Did not know this Constantine Failburg. Hello,

1082
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 2: lady huh Man, Constantine Constantine. Wow, she just missed gender

1083
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: someone in the eighteen hundreds. I'll go Constantine fail Well, no,

1084
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 2: you go, only just got you said down. Constantine Feilberg

1085
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 2: was a chemist working in a lab at John Hopkins

1086
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 2: University studying cold tar derivatives for I hear you ask,

1087
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 2: what are cold tar derivatives? Well, because people were using

1088
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 2: coal and there was a tar as a bipro, They're like,

1089
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 2: we've got all this stuff, what can we to make

1090
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 2: like with it? Yeah, and so they are cold tar

1091
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 2: derivatives are used in like dyes and coloring. There was

1092
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 2: some medicines as a result of it. Cosmetic shampoos and

1093
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 2: industrial chemicals of course added to it. But they were

1094
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 2: looking for a use for these, for the cold tar derivatives.

1095
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 2: And then he was like, well I've had enough. The

1096
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 2: whistle goes, yeah, punches his card heads home for dinner,

1097
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 2: is eating some bread and he's like that bread tastes sweet.

1098
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 2: And then he's like licks his finger and he realized

1099
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 2: he hadn't washed his hands propably. Oh, and the sweetness

1100
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 2: came from a chemical that had been experimenting with. So

1101
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 2: then He went back to the lab the next day,

1102
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,240
Speaker 2: retraced the steps, identified the compound, which has been zoic

1103
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:41,280
Speaker 2: sulf nide, and was like, that is sweet with zero calories,

1104
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 2: unlike sugar.

1105
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 4: How do you know if it's not immediately bad for you?

1106
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 2: Well, because he ate the bread and looked his fingers

1107
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 2: and then went back to the next day and made

1108
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,439
Speaker 2: some morow went, yeah, I'm not sure of the long

1109
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 2: term effects, but we never are.

1110
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 7: No.

1111
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 6: People want the short term effectors. You're going to shit

1112
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 6: yourself in about five minutes time.

1113
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 2: You're really going to get everything. Wing gums have that

1114
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 2: excessive consumption make it have alexative effect. May have definitely

1115
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 2: did well well, So ben zoic soulf and I became saccharine.

1116
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 4: And excuse you, what the hell is going on with you?

1117
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 2: Oh? I know, came the world's first artificial sweetener. And

1118
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 2: then you're in the sugar shortages of World War One

1119
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 2: and World War two when the Nazis took all the

1120
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 2: took all the sugar. They use that as a cheap alternative.

1121
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 4: One of many terrible things they did.

1122
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 2: Stole all the sugar. Yeah, put it right up there

1123
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 2: on the list. I mean, there's a long, long list.

1124
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 2: I'd put sugar halfway, yeah, pretty put it quite in

1125
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 2: the the bottom. Would you put it in the.

1126
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 6: Bottom comparatively comparatively Yeah, I mean, I don't even want

1127
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 6: to talk about the top, but.

1128
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 2: Absolutely at the top. So today's fact of the day is,

1129
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 2: next time you see mump artificial sweetener out of it,

1130
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,439
Speaker 2: purse to pop a couple in at the cafe after

1131
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 2: she's asked for a latte extra extra hot, even though

1132
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 2: they can only make it so hot. That's just milk, Mum,

1133
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 2: it can only go so hot. It straight extra hot.

1134
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 2: I'll have an extra extra hot. They're not making it

1135
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,399
Speaker 2: any hotter faed moneing. They might make it a little

1136
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,399
Speaker 2: bit cooler, just to wind you up. And then you'll say,

1137
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 2: can you take this back all? They'll take the back

1138
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 2: and put in the microwave. Well, next time she's having

1139
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 2: one of those, as she pulls out the sack tabs,

1140
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 2: you can say, hey, mom, do you know the The

1141
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 2: initial artificial sweetener was an accidental discovery, an invention where

1142
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 2: a man was trying to find used for cold.

1143
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 9: Fat of the day, day day day, day, Do do

1144
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 9: do do do do dooo?

1145
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: Play Zim's fletch Porn and Hayley.

1146
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 4: Producer Shannon, What have you done this time?

1147
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 2: Darling?

1148
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 4: We worry about you. I count myself, You count yourself. Yeah,

1149
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 4: I was treating myself to a nice iced tea. How

1150
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 4: good's an iced tea?

1151
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 2: Manund I think you're alone on that iced tea?

1152
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:56,879
Speaker 4: Look at Yeah?

1153
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see like a real nice iced tea, so refreshing,

1154
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: and in summertime. It was in the winter time.

1155
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 5: Well, I just wanted a little drink. I wanted something

1156
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 5: that didn't have caffeine because it was before bed. But

1157
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 5: I forgot tea as caffeine.

1158
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah it yeah, it's more of a slow release caffeine,

1159
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 2: isn't it. Like coffee's a hat and tea's like a

1160
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 2: slow burn.

1161
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 5: Crazy But no, I went to open it, and I

1162
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 5: couldn't open it with my hands, so I went for

1163
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 5: my trusty teeth.

1164
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 2: No, shin, no, look, there's nothing more trusty than the teeth.

1165
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 2: I know.

1166
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 4: It didn't work. I couldn't. I couldn't make it work

1167
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 4: with my teeth.

1168
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 5: So I went back to the hand and I really

1169
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 5: gripped it around my finger and I sliced my finger open.

1170
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 4: Before with like the serrated cape a rough cut and

1171
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 4: I immediately messaged Carwin. Who I do in all crisis.

1172
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 5: Come a finger like a shocking amount of blood for

1173
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 5: a plastic cap of a bottle. Yeah, and it bled

1174
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 5: for about twenty minutes And now I've got a really

1175
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 5: sore finger.

1176
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 6: Oh, sibes or because of a liptin iced teeth or

1177
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 6: lyptin doesn't want to be part of the It was

1178
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 6: iced tea. It was iced tea brand and non branded

1179
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 6: iced tea and captain.

1180
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 5: I think you know it's usual era though regardless of

1181
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 5: who it was, I cut myself on a plastic bottle.

1182
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 4: It's pretty embarrassing, and yeah, it's dumb, that's shame.

1183
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 6: I once myself rope burn from my Chuck Taylor shoelaces

1184
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 6: because I couldn't untie them, and so I was kept

1185
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 6: on pulling my finger under it. And then I was like, oh,

1186
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 6: they had there, like huge, big burn on it. I

1187
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 6: should have just cut them with my teeth.

1188
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, teeth are the most reliable, but no, no,

1189
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 4: they're not. Is pretty reliable?

1190
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 2: Is the most reliant? Isn't theme of the hardest.

1191
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 5: If my femur had to come up against the Jersey caramel,

1192
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 5: it would do nothing there.

1193
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 2: Came up against the jersey caramel.

1194
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 4: I wouldn't know what to do with it. It wouldn't.

1195
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 2: Myself getting dumber being part of this conversation teeth, wouldn't

1196
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 2: know what to do with holding up your legs and

1197
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 2: being part of a vital you know, structure of the

1198
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 2: leg and lower Okay, that aside, we want to talk

1199
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 2: now about the dumb injuries that you've got. Like a

1200
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 2: bottle cap has literally sliced Shennon's finger open. Oh yeah, well,

1201
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 2: here we go my list. Lately, I grated my finger.

1202
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,439
Speaker 2: I raise the blade at the top of my thumb

1203
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 2: off when I was trying to clean that. And at

1204
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 2: the weekend I sent you guys a video. Yeah, I

1205
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 2: was shaving my head. I wasn't even in that much

1206
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 2: of a hurry, and I noticed blood dripping in the

1207
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 2: shower because I was doing the shower. You're going to

1208
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 2: get different raisors because they've been so good lately. And

1209
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 2: then I've got five giant gashes on my head forward. Yeah,

1210
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 2: I'm an a plaster on the back of my head.

1211
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 2: In the marriage, you know how hard that is. It's

1212
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 2: reating to put it on.

1213
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 3: It is.

1214
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: You got rights left and left rights up, down, down up.

1215
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 2: We want to talk now about the dumb injuries that

1216
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 2: you've got, so those times when it was just a tiny,

1217
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 2: stupid bird, stupid little thing. Yeah, I mean, I guess

1218
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 2: a lot of the the avocado stone injuries are about

1219
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 2: as stupid as it gets. New Zealanders are so bad

1220
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 2: owning an avocado into their hand.

1221
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 6: People listening who work for acc will be going, you

1222
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 6: think that's bad?

1223
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 2: Cheap is creepy? Adults using kids toys trampolines. Yeah, I

1224
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 2: would just have a little bounce and then you've broken

1225
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 2: your shoulder or your arm. I'll eight hundred dancing. We

1226
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 2: want to take your calls now, you can text through

1227
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 2: nine six nine six. What was your dumb injury? We

1228
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 2: want to know the dumb injuries that you've got and

1229
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 2: no shortage. Yeah.

1230
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 6: Well, producer Shannon serrated her fingers by trying to open

1231
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 6: up an iced tea cheap as some of these absolutely brutal.

1232
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 6: I survived a car crash when my car rolled not

1233
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 6: a scratch, got pulled out of the car by a

1234
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 6: couple of strangers. Later, as I was walking to the ambulance,

1235
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 6: I got to get checked over. I tripped on a

1236
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 6: tripped up on a pathetically little stone, fell over and

1237
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 6: broke my wrist.

1238
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 2: So you survived your cars. That's an amazing story. That's

1239
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: so good, Aaron. What was your dumb injury?

1240
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 7: I was holding a A four envelope and I thought

1241
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 7: i'd be really clear. I kind of spun it around

1242
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 7: to get my letter into it, and it slipped and

1243
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 7: it gave me a paper cut across the middle of

1244
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 7: my eyeball.

1245
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 4: You mean like that's you kind of like spun it

1246
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 4: like that?

1247
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what happened?

1248
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 7: Picked it up and moved it around to get it

1249
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 7: in the right possession and yeah, at.

1250
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 2: My And how long does it take for that to

1251
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 2: get fixed?

1252
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 7: Was probably just about a week. It was around the

1253
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 7: time of Game of Thrones as well, So I hate

1254
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 7: to go to hospital and have this die put it

1255
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 7: until I have this orange eye. And then I got

1256
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 7: given this white cream which made me look like a

1257
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 7: Game of Thrones white walker.

1258
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 2: For amazing erin Thank you, Shay. What was your dumb injury?

1259
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 7: So? I was I don't know nine, maybe I was

1260
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 7: watching the Britney Spears concert and I slipped over on

1261
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:01,479
Speaker 7: a post it note.

1262
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: Were you dancing? Were you dancing shape.

1263
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, a bone in my foot.

1264
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 6: You broke a bone, yeah, at my foot.

1265
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 7: The worst thing was I was holding onto my pit

1266
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 7: mouse in my hand and as I fell, I kind

1267
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 7: of naturally like squeezed my hand and I kind of

1268
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 7: popped my mouth.

1269
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 2: Oh I did not see that coming. That was a

1270
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 2: great plot to really good Amy. What was your dumb injury?

1271
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 6: Oh well, you know it's.

1272
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 5: Doing a lazy dinner and pulling a part intros and

1273
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 5: weaches and the one of them just wasn't coming uplant

1274
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 5: was it was kind of.

1275
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 7: Have the.

1276
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 2: My pinky finger at the same time.

1277
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 7: No, no, no, okay, Like I just saw it right, Like.

1278
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 5: I just saw it open and went.

1279
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 4: But I was like, come, come, come, come come.

1280
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 7: You might need to call someone out.

1281
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, because some of those some of those wedges really

1282
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 2: stick together.

1283
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 6: And it's your instant I get that sharp knife, bloody

1284
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 6: crawl myart.

1285
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 4: It was a batter knife like it wasn't even They

1286
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 4: were like, was this an avocado and dy No, just

1287
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 4: a butt of knife for weeks?

1288
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Speaker 2: Did you put that on the acc form frozen wedges? Yeah? Yeah, right, amazing.

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Speaker 2: I love that, so so good to Amy. Thank you

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01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 2: keep your texts coming in nine six. No shortage of

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01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 2: dumb injuries. We're talking about your dumb injuries.

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01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 4: God, there's so many.

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01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 6: Someone walked into a flex bush and got a slither

1294
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 6: across the eyelid.

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01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, Georgia, Have you had any dumb injuries?

1296
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 4: My whole life's a dumb injury.

1297
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 2: No one.

1298
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 4: I'm a bit stupid.

1299
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 2: Oh you are not.

1300
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 4: I've literally, like put my fingers in the door and

1301
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 4: broken them.

1302
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 3: We've burnt, like my hand cooking.

1303
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 4: In the oven.

1304
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 3: Like, honestly, you name something I've done it.

1305
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 2: Okay.

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01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 6: I don't like hitting my racket on the floor when

1307
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 6: I'm angry playing tennis. I used to love watching my

1308
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 6: dad do this, so I hit the bottom of my

1309
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 6: shoe instead. But this day I missed my shoe and

1310
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 6: I hit my other leg and intine my chillies.

1311
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 2: It was fine.

1312
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 4: A few weeks later, luckily, God not the r Kelly.

1313
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 4: I sliced a big flap of.

1314
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 6: Flat, slice a big flap of skin off my middle

1315
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 6: finger with a raspberry kebar a raspberry.

1316
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 4: Do you think it's so sharp?

1317
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 2: Suck it sharp? Wow, don't suck it sharp. You got

1318
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 2: to keep it flat, work the surface, say broke it

1319
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 2: and it made like some kind of sharp. We are cold,

1320
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 2: they would sharp. You were break and they would sharp. Wow.

1321
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 6: Slice my finger open cutting a frozen bagel because the

1322
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 6: knife slipped to my fingers in the hole in the center.

1323
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 2: You put your whole. They put their finger in the

1324
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 2: hole in the center of the bagel. Would dinner with

1325
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 2: a dumb, numb stull.

1326
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 3: Just holding it up, trying to balance it. It's honestly,

1327
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 3: it makes sense, cheap for some sort.

1328
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 2: Of mental condition. They put their finger at the bottom

1329
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

1330
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 2: You deserve to lose a finger if you cut a

1331
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 2: bag or like that. I'm sorry.

1332
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 6: Straightening my hair, the straightener dropped from my hands and

1333
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 6: I caught it between my thighs, mass v shaped burn

1334
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 6: on my inner thighs.

1335
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 2: That would be getting out the worst place to have

1336
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 2: a burn like that, Showing my six year old how

1337
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 2: to do armpit fants and dislocated my shoulder because they

1338
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 2: didn't let the hand crumple and they went clunk and

1339
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 2: I just handed it out, popped it out. Oh my god,

1340
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 2: stabbed myself through the scrot him.

1341
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 4: Now it's gone good. I don't reckon. We need to

1342
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 4: hear any more of it.

1343
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 3: It's gone.

1344
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 2: Machine is the text machine refreshed? All I saw was

1345
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 2: as a kid, I stabbed myself through the scrow Tim, I.

1346
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 4: Thought you said that was gone.

1347
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 2: I thought you were saying the strader has gone. The

1348
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 2: scroder might be gone location the message is gone.

1349
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 3: Oh.

1350
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 6: We had a massive party when I was a teenager,

1351
01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 6: got totally munted at a great time. The next day,

1352
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 6: cleaning up the house, slipped and split my knee. Cap

1353
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,720
Speaker 6: opened the stitches and the leg brace. Everyone thought they

1354
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 6: did it when.

1355
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 4: I was drunk, but it wasn't.

1356
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 2: Stabbed myself in the strotum, found it. It read this.

1357
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 5: Here go.

1358
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 2: They've resed me, They've re seen it in. They were

1359
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 2: so worried that I'd lost that I came to the

1360
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 2: top of the pile. As a kid, I stabbed myself

1361
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 2: in the sack while breaking a scrotum. I said, scrot

1362
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 2: breaking a stick in half. I went over the knee

1363
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 2: and slept, and I went up and literally pierced through

1364
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 2: the blood everywhere. Dettole sorted it out, and that splinters

1365
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 2: had to be picked out with tweezers. Cool limp for

1366
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 2: a while but no, I never told anybody was because

1367
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 2: I pierced my scroto. I fractured my penis having intercourse.

1368
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 2: How very scientifically pot I fractioned my penis. It's not

1369
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 2: a bone. Wait, don't people get that little bit that.

1370
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 4: All punched my finger?

1371
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 2: Imagine looking out and seeing three.

1372
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 4: Imagine oh yeah.

1373
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,520
Speaker 2: And that goes into that little bit behind the blow,

1374
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 2: the whole punch that catches all the dots. Yeah, someone's

1375
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,200
Speaker 2: making confiti and they throw it up and a bit

1376
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 2: of finger goes in the air. Hey, remember how you

1377
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 2: just gave that uber driver five stars because you wanted

1378
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 2: five stars back? Yes, let's do that with this podcast.

1379
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 2: Review it five stars, Tell your friends and we'll do

1380
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 2: the same for you if you ever need a review

1381
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 2: for anything. But where are you giving me my five stars? Well,

1382
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you own a restaurant or something? Yes,

1383
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,920
Speaker 2: if you give us five stars on this podcast, tell

1384
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 2: us where you would will review, even where we won't

1385
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 2: even go. We'll just review your thing. I don't want

1386
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 2: people to know where my restaurant is. I'm doing one

1387
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 2: of those secret restaurants. That's exactly the opposite of hell

1388
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 2: restaurants work play z ms Fletchborn and Haley