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Speaker 1: And a big congratulations to you Glane. Your mate Trump, Trump, Trump,
Speaker 1: He's in. He's not my mate. He's not my mate.
Speaker 1: He might be your mate. The only reason he's our
Speaker 1: mate really is because he basically wasn't involved in the
Speaker 1: deal with Biden and Peter Blandy's and the Papua New
Speaker 1: Guinea an extra team at NRL.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1: So we have taken a firm pro Trump stance on
Speaker 1: this podcast and at the a SEC because when they
Speaker 1: were tossing up between a team in Papua New Guinea
Speaker 1: or a new team in New Zealand this is in
Speaker 1: the NRL. As part of a bargaining chip to keep
Speaker 1: the Chinese out of Papua New Guinea, they offered Papua
Speaker 1: New Guinea a NRL team.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Biden broke at that and yeah, and by
Speaker 4: I think sleepy Joe tipped in two hundred and fifty million US.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right to sweeten the deal.
Speaker 1: So well, look, if Biden's going to take our bloody
Speaker 1: rugby league team off us, yeah, then we're pro Trump.
Speaker 3: That's That's about the extent of it.
Speaker 4: He may doing something even worse though, Trump. Oh, who knows,
Speaker 4: He's going to up in New Guinea World War three.
Speaker 4: It's amusing. I don't want we don't talk politics on
Speaker 4: this thing, but it's going to make the next four
Speaker 4: is four years pretty fucking hilarious because he sees the
Speaker 4: stupidest ship, which is I find so funny. His acceptance
Speaker 4: speech last night. I lolled multiple times as he was
Speaker 4: like so so so great and everything was so amazing.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: It was like this will be remembered as the greatest
Speaker 1: political victory in the US history.
Speaker 3: I was like, what about when you guys have been slavery?
Speaker 3: Was that Prob'll be up there?
Speaker 4: Although I liked it how he was on some sort
Speaker 4: of like boy's trip as well. He was just calling
Speaker 4: out like Dana White and calling out Bryce's his shambo
Speaker 4: and as bros with it, He's like he built a
Speaker 4: racket Chanes racket Yeah, where's where's based? He's hitting miles
Speaker 4: you can outdragt It's like, oh my god, he's just
Speaker 4: got all the boys there.
Speaker 1: Yeah a pss up. Yeah boys trip, Yeah, massive boys trip.
Speaker 1: What do you guys up to around the visit and
Speaker 1: you want to come on a boys trip? I've just
Speaker 1: got I've got a little bit of work to do.
Speaker 1: But basically just hit the purse. When you get there,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you're running for the United States.
Speaker 3: That's great. I love it. It's going to be fun
Speaker 3: also for all.
Speaker 1: The people that there's a lot of like what was me?
Speaker 1: People moping about? First of all, we didn't live in
Speaker 1: the States. Don't worry about it. Second of all, Jesu
Speaker 1: and Ping and China votes himself back in every three years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and nobody complains about that. Ladimir Putin has made himself
Speaker 1: president and fraternity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people start falling out of windows around Vladimir Putin.
Speaker 4: A lot of heart attacks, a lot of hard He's
Speaker 4: a poison guy, though, wasn't he. He's a big poison guy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's a big falling out of windows guy as well.
Speaker 4: If you try and march on the Kremlin like progosion
Speaker 4: did he's a big your plane goes missing guy? Yeah,
Speaker 4: and prison died of natural causes guy as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's big on natural causes, isn't Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: so I don't know, get a grip.
Speaker 4: They voted him in American voter that's the other part
Speaker 4: of the democracy manifest Someone.
Speaker 3: Someone was Chinese meal, someone saying.
Speaker 1: It's so on fear, I don't know. Isn't it like
Speaker 1: literally the fairest thing you can do. Everyone vote, who gives?
Speaker 1: Who gives a ship? Here's how it relates to sports.
Speaker 1: Rory McElroy has come out and said that between him Trump,
Speaker 1: I mean, and Elon Musk, they can potentially bring Live
Speaker 1: and PGA back together that.
Speaker 4: They I thought they were. Can someone explain to me
Speaker 4: I thought they were. Didn't Live by into the PGA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they set up a company that owns both,
Speaker 1: but that's still split. But I think it basically means
Speaker 1: that the Live guys can play in the majors.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Trump announced earlier this week it would take
Speaker 1: me the better part of fifteen minutes to solve their
Speaker 1: parents stalemate between the PGA tour and the Saudi Public
Speaker 1: Investment Fund.
Speaker 4: Hey, I've got I've got some inside all on cricket
Speaker 4: and the Saudish so it's not real sh inside all.
Speaker 4: But it's the IPL auction that was recently was No,
Speaker 4: it's in a couple of weeks and it's in Jeddah
Speaker 4: in Saudi Arabia, which seems odd because it's the Indian
Speaker 4: Premier League. That's when they're doing the auction in Saudi.
Speaker 4: Now there are rumor mills going about around Saudi's potential
Speaker 4: involvement i e. Live Style into cricket. And we know
Speaker 4: who runs World Cricket and that is India b c
Speaker 4: c I and they have the biggest professional competition in
Speaker 4: the world. So that's going to be interesting to see
Speaker 4: how that unfolds over there. Why else would you be
Speaker 4: doing the auction in Saudi. Saudis are not white ball fans.
Speaker 5: No, I don't play a lot of cricket, but they
Speaker 5: have a shitload of cash and absolute dust bowl over
Speaker 5: there that turn square. So that's interesting that it's happening there,
Speaker 5: and there is rumors about that they are potentially looking
Speaker 5: a live style takeover short form cricket.
Speaker 3: Well they should start it here in New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I and the person.
Speaker 3: He told me that.
Speaker 4: I said, look, I'm totally up to be the first
Speaker 4: sports washing commentators.
Speaker 3: Yes, we'll move the whole ship. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: We've got people in front of us. I mean, Simone
Speaker 4: Dell's been doing it for years. He has been He's
Speaker 4: been feathering in the pocket of Big India, big Cricket
Speaker 4: India for a while. So yeah, and it's funny listening
Speaker 4: to Duley and Smithie. Not so much because I think
Speaker 4: Smithy can come back and he goes over to Channel
Speaker 4: nine and whatnot. But you can tell that people like
Speaker 4: smothe and Danny Morrison, no matter how shit India are
Speaker 4: doing or any terrible decisions they make, they will never
Speaker 4: say anything.
Speaker 3: They know where they Nanea is buttered. They can't say.
Speaker 4: Ris shamp Punt is just he's a little fatty who
Speaker 4: is just slogging at everything.
Speaker 3: They can't they don't say that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just go he goes, he's take he's taking
Speaker 4: a different aggressive approach here, Riy Shamppunt and hasn't paid
Speaker 4: off this time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's never paid off. No, paid off once against Australia.
Speaker 1: No, Well it's paid off for for those commentators who
Speaker 1: gets to come back and commentating.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, so we're in. We're in that. We might
Speaker 3: be a bit in the queue, but for the back
Speaker 3: in the queue, we're sitting in a different space, the
Speaker 3: entertainment space. It's true, it's true.
Speaker 1: I don't know how we'd go over there. You think
Speaker 1: we're getting canceled here in New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Try I don't know. Over there, that's some part. Some
Speaker 4: you know, some spaces would be more accepted. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: a good point than here.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. But more freedom there. It's going
Speaker 3: to give up Bacon.
Speaker 1: The Alls team has been named to play Ireland only
Speaker 1: the two changes from the last team that played England.
Speaker 1: One of them is the Sapphire more because Cody Taylor's out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which I'm okay with. I mean, Cody has been excellent
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 4: He has, He's been he has almost been one of
Speaker 4: the best players career year. It's yeah, it's a bit,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be a bigger loss, and I think.
Speaker 3: Then we think, maybe I just I like more in
Speaker 3: that last game, I thought he was great.
Speaker 4: He's great running, but its line out through him is terrible.
Speaker 4: But running his running, like just don't kick it out again. No,
Speaker 4: I've got the cure for it, get the wingers to
Speaker 4: throw it in. Yeah, and you've been doing that, but
Speaker 4: then you got Mark Tally and at jab of the butt.
Speaker 3: I reckon Caleb Clark could throw a pretty good line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, true, but he's gonna do all the calls and
Speaker 4: everything too late, too late.
Speaker 3: I just have one line out.
Speaker 1: It's like, if it goes out on the left wing,
Speaker 1: Caleb throws it in and he throws it into the
Speaker 1: middle every single time. Do a bit of smoke and
Speaker 1: mirrors in the line out. Yeah, but just no call.
Speaker 1: He's throwing it to the middle. And then the other
Speaker 1: change is Damien McKenzie back in at ten because Boden
Speaker 1: Barrett his dome rocked. Now, how did that discussion go
Speaker 1: for raise it? But last week he had to Binham No.
Speaker 4: I think I think it's pretty easy, to be honest,
Speaker 4: because he beenen him. But he was on the bench
Speaker 4: and he was always He's always your number two. Now
Speaker 4: body's number one, yeah, and before that he was number one,
Speaker 4: but he was number two.
Speaker 3: You know, I think the discussh it is pretty easy.
Speaker 4: I think soon as he got his dome rocked, McKenzie
Speaker 4: knew he was in the starting, yeah, you're not going
Speaker 4: to bring Peter fitted He's straight off. No, I know,
Speaker 4: but all black fifteen into their last.
Speaker 3: Time he talked to him, he was like, yeah, we
Speaker 3: had a bench here.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of a time where I was working
Speaker 1: on a dairy farm and I got lit go well,
Speaker 1: I knew that was my I was going to finish
Speaker 1: up at the end of the year, and he goes, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: farmer came and he's such an awkward dude. He's just
Speaker 1: sort of milling about all those milking and then he
Speaker 1: comes over after about half an hour. I gess, hey, yah,
Speaker 1: you're good to finish up next Friday. It was like
Speaker 1: next Friday, yeah shit, yeah, okay. Then we get to
Speaker 1: next Friday and he comes an awkward as fuck again. Heyes, hey,
Speaker 1: Rid the calendar rock, can.
Speaker 3: You do like another month?
Speaker 6: Like fuck?
Speaker 3: And that's how I imagine Razor has approached this guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Raiser, surely he's had He's had awkward conversations in
Speaker 4: the past. Should I don't think they're awkward when it
Speaker 4: comes to professional sport.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think a more awkward conversation was talking to so
Speaker 4: Too too about not making.
Speaker 3: The all blacks. I feel like I just didn't talk
Speaker 3: to him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is that'll be that's more awkward than I say,
Speaker 4: a squad and you're benching players.
Speaker 3: We'll put him in the STARF fifteen.
Speaker 4: So I reckon naturally they would know, they know, they
Speaker 4: would know that because I think Dame McKenzie knows body
Speaker 4: Barrett's got more experience, potentially a better chess match footy.
Speaker 3: Player than him. I think he kind of knows that.
Speaker 3: Maybe I would have thought this year.
Speaker 1: Is the year for Damien to go right, I'm taking
Speaker 1: that number one man to I reckon.
Speaker 4: He had the chance? Did they have the chance? And
Speaker 4: I think he would probably admit that he hasn't played
Speaker 4: to his potential. Yeah, and so I don't know if
Speaker 4: that it's as awkward as we think it is, given
Speaker 4: given these guys and how they operate.
Speaker 3: How about this one though Ethan de group is still
Speaker 3: not selected. That's more interesting because what did he do?
Speaker 4: Did he not tuck his shirt and did he not
Speaker 4: polish his shoes like some sort of team protocol?
Speaker 3: Did he did he drink a coke zero out of
Speaker 3: the minibar fridge? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did he reverse much slide the hotel, tought it and
Speaker 4: not clean it.
Speaker 3: Potentially, these are the issues.
Speaker 4: Can you let us know? Because I want to know.
Speaker 4: That's because but also saying that, as like Tomighty Williams
Speaker 4: is been fucking outstanding.
Speaker 1: He has been entyro Lomax is excellent as well. We're
Speaker 1: short on props. He probably would be the starting prop
Speaker 1: though you'd think all all things. I would just wonder
Speaker 1: because remember a couple of years ago he got dropped
Speaker 1: for fitness reasons and then was back in again two
Speaker 1: weeks later. It's like, what did he go for a
Speaker 1: run and then he got fit?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 4: Is there something going on with whitewash investigations.
Speaker 3: It's at reeks of whitewash.
Speaker 4: They've come straight from the NRL and the just honed
Speaker 4: over there.
Speaker 3: What's going on with them? Is he up all night
Speaker 3: playing PlayStation? Does that give us?
Speaker 4: Give us, give us something us, give us a crumb,
Speaker 4: even if it's the most meniscule thing, like he didn't
Speaker 4: tie his laces.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because the NRL would literally post a
Speaker 1: photo or video of him doing whatever it was that
Speaker 1: he did, simulated sex with akvoodl, you know whatever, that's right,
Speaker 1: and then the very next week he could be playing
Speaker 1: and the bag of cocaine. Yeah, that'd be like we
Speaker 1: don't know what the substance was, can be in here,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, And we're not saying that's what Ethan Degru
Speaker 1: did because we.
Speaker 3: Don't know what he did. But we want to know.
Speaker 4: I want to know because I feel like it's something
Speaker 4: really shitty and petty, like it's turning up late to
Speaker 4: a meeting or it's turning up late to a bus. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're quite big on that when you're tuning up, because
Speaker 4: remember Aaron Crudon got bin from an entire tour because
Speaker 4: he didn't turn up for the bus to the airport.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, that's kind of fair enough, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he was on a mess tier.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, which which is why when
Speaker 3: this happens, you're like, that's the first thing you go
Speaker 3: to degree on the purse. Yep.
Speaker 4: I don't know who was it might have been, could
Speaker 4: have been, who knows. But the see the tab you've
Speaker 4: got Ireland read Hot Favorites. It's of forty seven I
Speaker 4: think read hot favorites, which surprises me because same I
Speaker 4: think it's going to be a bit tighter than that.
Speaker 4: I don't think Ireland are that much better than you's
Speaker 4: paying two sixty. Yeah, anyway that it seems like money
Speaker 4: for jam And I mean, look, I know it's gonna
Speaker 4: be It'll be super tight. Yeah, I think it's going
Speaker 4: to be more than I think the line they had
Speaker 4: at forty eight and a half points total point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon it's gonna be more than that.
Speaker 7: More.
Speaker 4: I reckon they'll be more than that. I reckon All
Speaker 4: Blacks defense is not what it used to be. No,
Speaker 4: I think I think they're going to leak a few,
Speaker 4: but I think we're going to score a few.
Speaker 3: Summer Penny Female will iron out one of their.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it always comes with a fifty fifty. He'll
Speaker 4: iron them out or get seen off, he will.
Speaker 3: I quite like that he'll iron out one of their
Speaker 3: first fives or half backs.
Speaker 4: And of course they're rebuilding as well. No six piece,
Speaker 4: No Johnny six pist, No, no Johnny six pist.
Speaker 1: I've heard a lot of people saying they're looking forward
Speaker 1: to watching Johnny six piers play against Rico.
Speaker 3: You only this week, there's not there's not.
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Speaker 1: yesterday we brought you the story of a man who
Speaker 1: turned a victory into a loss at the Melbourne Cup
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Speaker 4: you pants meant?
Speaker 3: What happened? Yeah, it was a big day.
Speaker 8: It's funny that you say turning a victory into a loss,
Speaker 8: because there wasn't many winners in the first place, so
Speaker 8: it's kind of more.
Speaker 3: Of a loss into a loss.
Speaker 8: But yeah, well, obviously we're down at the full Time
Speaker 8: sports bar, having a few beers watching the Melbourne cart
Speaker 8: watching and then yeah, you guys left.
Speaker 4: I left my sunglasses there, but you kindly offered to
Speaker 4: pick them up for me, and you did, then took
Speaker 4: a photo of you wearing them, doing the fingers to
Speaker 4: the camera.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and at.
Speaker 4: That moment, I kissed my sunglasses goodbye. And it turns
Speaker 4: out justifiably.
Speaker 8: So yes, Well, actually I actually haven't checked the pocket.
Speaker 8: I think they're in there.
Speaker 3: I'll go after this podcast recorded, I'll.
Speaker 8: Go check them out. But I'm pretty sure that, yeah,
Speaker 8: those sunglasses should be in there. It was about eight thirty.
Speaker 8: We sort of had a had a couple drinks at
Speaker 8: a full time, then thought.
Speaker 3: Why not go to long room. That was probably the
Speaker 3: first mistake.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, the wrong room on a Tuesday is a
Speaker 4: wrong choice.
Speaker 8: It's not good Saturday, like midnight, so it wouldn't be
Speaker 8: good on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we went. We went there and then.
Speaker 4: Kind of just sort of that's when things that's when
Speaker 4: things blacked out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then I woke up at six am in
Speaker 8: my lovely partner's bed and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh shit, how did this? How did this happen? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, how did this come out? And then I was like,
Speaker 8: oh cool, sweet, I'll go get ready for work. And
Speaker 8: I was like, oh so damn, Okay, I had my
Speaker 8: bag yesterday and now it's not here.
Speaker 3: So what just what was on your bag?
Speaker 8: There was a laptop which is quite quite a high functional.
Speaker 4: Work the work laptop Apple Matt Crow. Okay, so this
Speaker 4: is a couple of grands with a cat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a bag. There was a five grand
Speaker 3: cologne in there.
Speaker 4: There was I don't copy the class, I don't care,
Speaker 4: make my sunglasses.
Speaker 8: Your sunglasses, girlfriend's headphones, which are I was borrowing so
Speaker 8: I've yeah, done of my other ones as well.
Speaker 3: So it was it was.
Speaker 8: Yeah, there was a couple from the hours about six
Speaker 8: am till about nine thirty there was the panic stations
Speaker 8: were on.
Speaker 3: The hangover hadn't actually kicked in yet.
Speaker 8: It was kind of like, I don't know if you've
Speaker 8: ever had this, the panic has taken over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and me and feeling in your stomach.
Speaker 3: Really a second, I was like, oh, okay, there's about sex.
Speaker 8: Options could be either the full time could be the
Speaker 8: uber from full time to long room could be anywhere
Speaker 8: after that. And then I yeah, so that that happened.
Speaker 8: Then luckily Grace was working yesterday, so she drove drove
Speaker 8: me very nice, drove me to long Row and went
Speaker 8: in there table to my league stuff seven am.
Speaker 3: Because there were a cafe in the morning as well.
Speaker 8: So I went in there and uh, just just for
Speaker 8: then then my mate and for me that the reason
Speaker 8: I left was because I had been asked to leave
Speaker 8: as well.
Speaker 3: They were clearing a few people out fair enough.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they were like, oh yeah, so yeah, that's why
Speaker 8: I left before homes and yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Went into the long room. Hey, so about last night.
Speaker 3: I was here last night.
Speaker 8: She's like, oh, yes, sweet, imagine it's cauite, a big one,
Speaker 8: obviously a different staff in the morning.
Speaker 3: I was like yeah, yeah, so she's okay.
Speaker 8: I was like, oh sweet, yeah, I just had a
Speaker 8: couple here last night and left a bed because I
Speaker 8: have nothing being handled.
Speaker 3: Sweet.
Speaker 8: Airs must be in the uber from from full time
Speaker 8: to long room called this uber guy like thirty times
Speaker 8: no pack up. I was like, oh gosh, and there
Speaker 8: we actually maxed out the amount of times you could
Speaker 8: call on the UBERT And then I was just okay,
Speaker 8: maybe full time people at full time I'm like, oh,
Speaker 8: we can check the cameras at Medea and then thankfully
Speaker 8: I called long room. I was like, oh, hey, I
Speaker 8: know the exact times of when I left and when
Speaker 8: I ARRIVEE could you please see And she's like on
Speaker 8: the phone and the okay, yep, eight forty four pm.
Speaker 3: Yet sweet as okay, you've walked in with the bag.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, good, okay, it's good sign. This
Speaker 3: is a good sign.
Speaker 8: She's like, okay, or right ten twenty left with no bag,
Speaker 8: and I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: I love how this all captured on CCO.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's actually the beautiest of you know.
Speaker 8: I guess I don't I don't want to see those
Speaker 8: giver but yeah, and then I left and then I
Speaker 8: so no bag is okay, and she's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 8: actually I see a guy at about teen forty five.
Speaker 3: He he's leaving with your bag. I've seen your photo.
Speaker 8: Funnily enough, that is my friend Brad, which called him Brad.
Speaker 8: Here is the guy that left. He was a guy
Speaker 8: that was helping me trying to find it freaking out
Speaker 8: in the morning. And then yes, I look at part
Speaker 8: of his own search party. So he's part of his
Speaker 8: own search party and then I sent him there. He
Speaker 8: was in a meeting for about half hour. Then I
Speaker 8: seen him their photo. He's like, oh shit, and I
Speaker 8: was like, okay, sweet, so you must have it. He's like, oh, nah, nah,
Speaker 8: I am, I'm pretty sure I don't because he's got
Speaker 8: to work at six am in the morning, so now
Speaker 8: he's lost that. So now he's lost that. He's freaking
Speaker 8: out as well, so then he's okay, Well, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 8: I went to Grand Central till about twelve thirty, and
Speaker 8: then he walked home and I was like, oh, so
Speaker 8: then he works upstairs with a guy from work here.
Speaker 8: He lived sorry upstairs with the guy from work here.
Speaker 8: So that guy took me to his house this day.
Speaker 8: I went and looked around. The room wasn't there. So
Speaker 8: I was like, all right, it's either somewhere along Ponsonby
Speaker 8: Road or it's in Grand Central. Grand's intel doesn't open
Speaker 8: until six pm. So I had to spend the whole
Speaker 8: day yeah, sweeting bullets, sweating bullets. And also I missaged
Speaker 8: a couple of people who were with and there was
Speaker 8: a guy who I sort of know and he was like,
Speaker 8: hey mate. I was like, hey, a few beers, that's
Speaker 8: not obviously. Did you remember seeing me with a bag
Speaker 8: And he's like, mate, funny story, I've actually lost my
Speaker 8: bag as well. Apparently it's at Grand's Inchur overall Sex
Speaker 8: and then so I was sitting hanging around and then yeah,
Speaker 8: like my friend went to the Grand Central because he
Speaker 8: lives close to it. And then I just get a
Speaker 8: video call at like six o'clock. He's like mate, and
Speaker 8: then the guy was like, oh, hey, there's like five
Speaker 8: five people lift their bags here. Can you confirm? Can
Speaker 8: you confirm which one it was? So then I wouldn't
Speaker 8: and I was like, yeah, laptop passed and everything, and
Speaker 8: then yeah, he passed over to Finn at an AFL
Speaker 8: train last night. Then Finn from the Mennandorph and the
Speaker 8: Hockey Breakfast show came out and delivered to me this morning.
Speaker 8: It's just twenty four hours separation, but we got it.
Speaker 8: It's all get filled the bag.
Speaker 4: I love how the fact there was five bags in
Speaker 4: Grand Central. Now, those who don't know Grand Central it is.
Speaker 4: It's pretty much the rock bottom of tonsby Road of Auckland.
Speaker 4: Actually yeah, pretty much. The only bar open is greend
Speaker 4: Central and it is a mixture of the unwashed pretty
Speaker 4: much of Auckland, and that's where you're bagg ended up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's it's all good. I've now got all that.
Speaker 8: That's very good. But there's a couple couple missing traces.
Speaker 8: Still thirty three dollars spent at Better Burger at ten
Speaker 8: thirty and then also eleven dollars at Domino's Mount Eden later.
Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah, you went satisfied with your burger.
Speaker 3: What costs thirty three dollars from Better Burger as well?
Speaker 3: That's it. You've got a couple of burgers there. It's
Speaker 3: like a two burger one side called I reckon. You
Speaker 3: may have. It's someone a burger. Yeah, I reckon. You're
Speaker 3: in the I reckon. You ordered a burger, forgot about it,
Speaker 3: walked out and I'm like, fuck, I'm hungry. I guess
Speaker 3: it was ominas well. Yeah, you didn't even eat the suit.
Speaker 3: It's all yeah, you know what you can. I can.
Speaker 8: I can look back and just say I'm thirty three dollars.
Speaker 8: It's I'm happy that I didn't I lost of work Laptopah.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm going to call you out on one thing.
Speaker 4: We do have a group, a tipping group. It's called
Speaker 4: the Good Oil and there is a senior manager on
Speaker 4: that Good Oil. And there was a bit of stick
Speaker 4: going around about Joel's day, and he goes, I need
Speaker 4: to hear more of this, and he's overseas at the moment,
Speaker 4: I holiday, and I just replied, I just a bit
Speaker 4: of Melbourne cup dation, Shenanigan's you know, lost laptops blah,
Speaker 4: and Joel comes straight in with, yeah, I lost my
Speaker 4: bag with the laptop in it, my own personal one
Speaker 4: like better. I was like, backing, bullshit, bullshit. It was
Speaker 4: your five thousand dollars work mapbook pro you shit, I've.
Speaker 3: Oded it for a few years and that's such a
Speaker 3: personal laptop off. Yeah, you threw that and there I
Speaker 3: was like, I see what you're doing in there. He
Speaker 3: didn't need to, he didn't need that stresshile he was
Speaker 3: on holiday. It was all good.
Speaker 1: I was at the met Jury show used today, not Matt,
Speaker 1: but me and Joey yesterday morning when Joel showed up
Speaker 1: for work, and I knew something was up straight away.
Speaker 1: And it's the age old tell of anyone that works
Speaker 1: in radio or some sort of media or marketing job.
Speaker 1: He showed up Johann to guess what shirt he was wearing.
Speaker 4: The same money went out in no No no o
Speaker 4: promo shirt.
Speaker 3: Promo shut up in a promo shirt he had just
Speaker 3: shiveled lost his hand. I was like, I know exactly
Speaker 3: what's happened.
Speaker 8: It was, Yeah, I was wearing everything else of the same,
Speaker 8: but I managed, luckily I had a Spear promo shirt
Speaker 8: on hand.
Speaker 4: There's plenty. There's always plenty in the a CEC studio. Mate,
Speaker 4: you help yourself. Yeah, but yeah, I was actually because
Speaker 4: I knew something was up when I went, hey, where
Speaker 4: are my sunglasses?
Speaker 3: And you went, I need to tell you something.
Speaker 4: You pulled me into the corner of the room and
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, it's bigger than my sunglasses.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I also woke up with a pair of Oakley sunglasses
Speaker 8: in my pocket as well.
Speaker 3: Which panty brand?
Speaker 8: You know? I sinished this group chair and yeah, plenty,
Speaker 8: some dude brought them yesterday and that this guy who
Speaker 8: I know, and somehow I've ended up with his sunglasses.
Speaker 3: Well help me, Yeah, so here we please.
Speaker 8: And now you're about to head to the DNED and
Speaker 8: b Fist for three days, so it should be good fun.
Speaker 1: Don't take anything valuable with you don't take anything valuable,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you very much for coming and taking
Speaker 1: the mask off and telling us your side of the
Speaker 1: storage up.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. We'll come right back with yours please,
Speaker 3: yours please.
Speaker 2: Brought you by leader.
Speaker 1: We have four pieces of feedback to get to today
Speaker 1: on yours please, and the first one sounds something like this,
Speaker 1: yours please share?
Speaker 3: Good am.
Speaker 9: I just want to follow up on the last two
Speaker 9: that I sent. Yeah, they're pretty strange, but desperate times
Speaker 9: called for desperate measures. What's stolen goods would you take
Speaker 9: to bring yours please back? So you put a list
Speaker 9: together and tell me mate, and I'll get them there.
Speaker 9: So yeah, desperate times visures stolen goods or yours? Yes? Please?
Speaker 9: Yours please?
Speaker 3: Thank thank you, thank you. My Christmas wish list involves
Speaker 3: a new driver. Oh yep, yeah, I don't like my driver,
Speaker 3: and I reckon that's the problem with my golf game.
Speaker 3: If I had a new one'd be fine. I think
Speaker 3: it goes deeper than that. I've also lost my glasses,
Speaker 3: so I need any pair of glasses. So uh, a
Speaker 3: driver and some glasses.
Speaker 4: When every when someone says stolen goods, I immediately think
Speaker 4: DVD players, microwaves and slow cookers, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like the kind of stuff that you just rip out
Speaker 4: of the wall and run away with. That's what I
Speaker 4: always associate stolen goods.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Why can you still buy a DVD play?
Speaker 3: Could you? I don't trade me. Would I be able
Speaker 3: to find a DVD player? Yeah you could.
Speaker 4: I think you can just put them in your Xbox
Speaker 4: and your PlayStation these days. But and TVs. TVs these
Speaker 4: days are so cheap that it's almost.
Speaker 3: Not worth it. And the same with caster areas. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the TV is also now so big hard to shift.
Speaker 3: Had to burst the TV. Yeah, they're all mounted to
Speaker 3: the walls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, yeah, getting tangled up in cords and ship
Speaker 1: yeah no no, yeah.
Speaker 3: Driver and a pair of sunglasses. I ockon to do
Speaker 3: it them. And we've already brought you please back anyway,
Speaker 3: So yes, so you don't need to receive they stolen.
Speaker 3: It's going to buy the cow if you give anyway
Speaker 3: the milk, just to care. Yet, we don't accept stolen
Speaker 3: items here I do. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that what these big three yars keep tuning out?
Speaker 4: I thought it was just a kind of online purchases.
Speaker 4: Well they are, I did buy them online.
Speaker 3: No are they hot? I don't know. That's for the
Speaker 3: judge to decide. Another call here yours pitse Yeah.
Speaker 10: Good a fellas. I know I'm the day behind, but yeah,
Speaker 10: my best five work story is we were having a
Speaker 10: tin shot war like with the I thought, fuck, this
Speaker 10: is pretty dangerous. I'll put some sunglasses on to keep
Speaker 10: me safe. But the ball of burning fossphorous caught between
Speaker 10: my sunglasses and my eye oh and then singed my
Speaker 10: eyebrow off and scarred my face. And then I have
Speaker 10: my brother's.
Speaker 3: Wedding the next day. I think it was Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was a good one. Jesus. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 4: That's why when you when you see safety proper safe goggles,
Speaker 4: they sealed all the way around, you know, like the
Speaker 4: where you're wearing chemistry labs. Yeah, he's a reason for that,
Speaker 4: and they's the reason, and there's a reason why a
Speaker 4: lot of them are like speed dealer.
Speaker 3: Speed dealers.
Speaker 4: They go around the sides so nothing can sneak in
Speaker 4: there but a burning hot ball of phosphorus on your eyelid.
Speaker 4: He's lucky he didn't lose his eye.
Speaker 3: Colet. We had a.
Speaker 1: We had a shoot out allegedly on the main street
Speaker 1: of Middle March a stag. The ten shots some of
Speaker 1: the most fun I've ever had.
Speaker 4: I also win. Skyrockets are a big thing. We used
Speaker 4: to get and vacuum cleaner. You can take the take
Speaker 4: the handle off the vacuum cleaner and you've just got
Speaker 4: a plastic pipe.
Speaker 8: Ah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you have one mate who loads the skyrocket
Speaker 4: in the back and the other person's like a bazooker
Speaker 4: and you fire it off. But it was back in
Speaker 4: way back in the day. And I hope some people
Speaker 4: can remember when we had the skyrockets that just had
Speaker 4: the pohar on the end, so they only go about
Speaker 4: ten meters and just explode like a double happy right,
Speaker 4: And you used to get them in big packs and
Speaker 4: so you could just fuck them off like and we
Speaker 4: used to just like we used to throw them up
Speaker 4: in there and cart wheel them and just shoot off anywhere.
Speaker 4: But wasn't a huge explosion. It was just like a
Speaker 4: little kind of firecracker. Yeah, perfect rocket launcher. Fireworks, I
Speaker 4: can ten shots the most versatile. Yeah, fireworks. We used
Speaker 4: to do ten shot jousting. You drive at each other
Speaker 4: in your car that's quite fun. Of course all allegedly
Speaker 4: none of it actually happened.
Speaker 1: For all the police that are definitely investigating this podcast,
Speaker 1: use the fireworks about the call.
Speaker 7: Here, you're yeah, get a boys. Firstly, on the animates,
Speaker 7: it's fucking forgery. You can't pick up your dog or
Speaker 7: your cat's poor. I mean just slamming on the piece
Speaker 7: of paper like nothing's happened. You haven't forced. It's getting
Speaker 7: your fucking nanna to sign the will and making sure
Speaker 7: that all the money goes into your account. That's fucking forgery. Second,
Speaker 7: fuck you stop planning the holidays. For those that work
Speaker 7: in the marine industry, it's a fucking art of a
Speaker 7: trade because all you fuck is break it to be
Speaker 7: fixed by the same day. But on that.
Speaker 4: So what was the holiday chat?
Speaker 3: We were planning holidays? We were talking about when do
Speaker 3: you chuck it in neutral? About the eighteenth. To be fair, though,
Speaker 3: we're back on the twenty ninth.
Speaker 4: We're working all the way through because we've got credit
Speaker 4: commentary as well, so there's the Sri Lankan series all
Speaker 4: the way through, So we're just talking about chucking it
Speaker 4: in neutral. Mentally, we'll still be at work and physically
Speaker 4: and physically. We're just talking about when you chuck it
Speaker 4: in neutral and just kick every all your work to
Speaker 4: the next year. I understand the beef with the marine
Speaker 4: industry man because they're like, can you fix my boat today?
Speaker 4: Four of the scene bugs. I want to take it out. Yes,
Speaker 4: I don't want any parts.
Speaker 3: And there's a bit of it. He's got a deadline.
Speaker 3: There is a lot of trades out there, a.
Speaker 4: Lot of people out there who work a lot harder
Speaker 4: than us, a lot harder me. There are and and
Speaker 4: have deadlines and have responsibilities.
Speaker 3: So shout out to you.
Speaker 4: I actually need my little six horse power Yamaha service
Speaker 4: by the end of next week. Take it up north,
Speaker 4: so make it snap snappy. Yeah, I'm not willing to
Speaker 4: pay anything. Give some expert ultra, Yeah, a couple of
Speaker 4: there's like four behind you there, Yeah, four cans. Okay,
Speaker 4: reach out anyone who can fix g Lan's dinghy. Last
Speaker 4: caller here heels based.
Speaker 6: So the problem with your draft, the n r L draft,
Speaker 6: is you start getting teams trying to throw games. You
Speaker 6: don't be the wooden spoon. And the problem for the
Speaker 6: Warriors is we've never been the wooden Spoons. And I
Speaker 6: don't want to start trying to do that and now
Speaker 6: just to get draft positions. But good thing about the draft,
Speaker 6: and you start talking about your trade, your trade deadlines,
Speaker 6: draft picks, all of that HOURU and yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 4: See he brings up he kind of went round the
Speaker 4: circles there, but bagged it and then came round to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but tanking, He's right.
Speaker 4: Tanking is an issue because the American a lot of
Speaker 4: American teams will tank to get the first pick in
Speaker 4: the draft. I don't know if that'll happen in inn
Speaker 4: r L. I think he's the fans are a bit
Speaker 4: too rabid, and it's you're kind of quite hard to
Speaker 4: tank those games. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you can well how they do it though,
Speaker 1: how they do it in the NBA as they'll have
Speaker 1: a player who's a good scorer, but he's a massive
Speaker 1: fucking ballhog and they'll play him for the whole game,
Speaker 1: and so outward lead to the casual fan that looks
Speaker 1: like they're trying to compete, but the coaches and the
Speaker 1: higher ups know that that's not how you win basketball games.
Speaker 3: So it looks like check this through.
Speaker 1: Do Cam Thomas on the Brooklyn Nets clearest example of this,
Speaker 1: LaMelo ball for the shallow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's single handedly trying to pull this team up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right, that's exactly. You play.
Speaker 1: You play players play, you play ballhogs, that's exactly. I
Speaker 1: think that one single player can't have as big an
Speaker 1: impact on the NRL team, So tanking, the incentive to
Speaker 1: tank isn't as high.
Speaker 3: And I don't think the players there's no incentive for them.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but the players don't. Players don't tank,
Speaker 3: coaches don't tank.
Speaker 1: But the higher ups will put their roster in such
Speaker 1: a position where everyone's washed up except for one dude
Speaker 1: who wants to shoot five hundred shots.
Speaker 8: Again.
Speaker 4: The other point he raises, I quite like in the
Speaker 4: fact that it stays in the conversation outside of the
Speaker 4: season when he's talking about what we're talking about, trades
Speaker 4: and everything. So once the season's over, the conversation still
Speaker 4: carries on around who's going to trade who, who's going to.
Speaker 3: Pick up who so was off contract.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's only the conversation in between seasons, which
Speaker 4: I think is the real winner if the NRL.
Speaker 3: Did that, because it's so confusing at the moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and also rugby just clocks off for a while,
Speaker 4: whereas I NRL get into this draft thing, everyone's going
Speaker 4: to be talking about the draft and who's number one
Speaker 4: perk and who's white and as anyone trading people for.
Speaker 1: Trading pers Yeah, so if they have a trade deadline
Speaker 1: because you need to have all your picks squired away
Speaker 1: before the draft and blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: And I think it'll be good for New Zealand because
Speaker 4: Australia can lead the way on it and slowly educate
Speaker 4: Kiwi sports fans on what it is. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: we'll probably adopt it.
Speaker 3: But I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've already got a draft in New Zealand. The
Speaker 1: NBL has sorry, not a draft. They do trades, yeah,
Speaker 1: and our local NBL they had one trade in their
Speaker 1: first season when they tried it. It's just a bit
Speaker 1: harder because you're paying these guys bugger all.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So like if you're if you're.
Speaker 1: Playing in Nelson and you get paid however much you
Speaker 1: get paid, and you get traded to Auckland and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden your rent go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that's the hard part. It's easy enough when
Speaker 3: it's the NBA and it's you know, forty billion dollars
Speaker 3: you're getting maid But yeah, I think we're all in
Speaker 3: a grants And to be honest, if everyone agrees with it,
Speaker 3: like our man, the Landis, will make it happen. Oh shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if there's one man to do it, a petable Landies, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Home or Trump. So I'm surprised the Landis wasn't on stage.
Speaker 3: Defferend Peter of the Landys. You know what he's doing
Speaker 3: down there for rugby, it's amazing, and said, wow, look
Speaker 3: at what they're doing. It's getting better, my Trump, it's
Speaker 3: getting better.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got four years to work on it.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to go and practice it a
Speaker 1: little bit more, something a bit different.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 1: We're going to do the sports book straight after this. Yes,
Speaker 1: so later on this afternoon. We're just shifting it forward
Speaker 1: because some of the sports that we talk about actually
Speaker 1: end up happening on a Friday. Yeah, so it makes
Speaker 1: a bit more sense still it on Thursday. There's actually
Speaker 1: an idea that we thought of during the NRL season
Speaker 1: when they have the Thursday night game and classic Acca fashion.
Speaker 1: We've waited for the NRAL to finish and then we'll
Speaker 1: make the change. So yeah, we're gonna do that now
Speaker 1: and there'll be on this feed later on.
Speaker 3: Otherwise, we'll see tomorrow for a Friday edition of the
Speaker 3: Daily Agenda Podcast.
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