WEBVTT - “Why The Devoy Family Hates G Lane...” 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.280 Live for the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to you, 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:04.760 as always by Export Ultra the beer for here. This 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:08.760 is the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the twenty fifth of October. 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:13.800 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.160 brought to you by Export a Vultra. 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.960 He this morning, j Lane, We're coming to you from 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:23.919 a top a bicycle with like a ice cream basket 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:25.720 thing on the front of it, and it has parked 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:30.680 behind the espresso machine at Gg's Cafe and Mount Monganui. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:32.520 Yep are on the corner of the Mount Manganui at 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:38.680 Sisters and cop a female fashion store. Yes, so we're 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:43.560 massively out of our depth and here, but definitely some 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:45.320 gifts that might get us out of a bit of 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:46.760 trouble after the last couple of days. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:51.040 Yeah, there's a lot, a lot of clothing coming into 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:51.479 the store. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:53.240 We brought most of it in this morning. 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.120 We actually had to pay our way by unloading a 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.480 car full of dresses, shirts, all sorts. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.000 As we were carrying them in. You dropped one. I 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:02.880 dropped about five. 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:06.640 Yes, let's hope that they had and they looked very 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:11.880 expensive silk numbers as well, which I think they were. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:15.200 It's a certain uh is it Ali Bengal? Is it 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:15.880 bing or something? 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:17.039 Any bing? 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.840 Any being? Is it? So any female listeners would be 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.160 rolling in there in their grade. You don't want to 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:23.600 be dropping any band and they don't. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.480 Want to be dropping any bangs, but both maybe a 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.840 coffee here and gigs and the mount. Of course we're 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:32.039 in the Mount because we have been sent on a 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:34.800 project to cover most of New Zealand looking for the 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:35.600 best beer gardens. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:37.600 Yes, that's right, and you're going to I mean yesterday 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.839 we're in the Coromandel. You're going to find them around 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:43.279 the Mount Monganui area as well. Yep, no beer garden 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:46.280 has such here at GGS. But I mean with this 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:49.160 mobile bike that I'm sitting on. By the way, here's 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.480 the bell. Most bokes and bikes and mobile, most bikes 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.480 are mobile. But this you could put just about anything 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.040 in this basket. You could convert this into a beer gun. Yeah, 0:01:58.040 --> 0:01:59.960 it is it. It's more than a basket. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:03.240 You Basically in front of you is about one meter 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:07.920 by sixty centimeter by about one meter deep box painted 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:09.560 green with a lid opening, lid on. 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.600 The top like that sell ice creams out of us. 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:12.680 You know that kind of thing. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.320 It doesn't look overly insulated that it's just plywood. No, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.240 but yeah, you look, you look, you've got quite good astride. 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.680 That I will say this is one of the more 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.160 uncomfortable things that we've ever said on while doing a podcast. 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.720 Another pointless world first for the ACC How did we 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.480 get here? Yesterday we were and we woke up in 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.640 Fungo Mata did the podcast yesterday. Yeah, Paul Side at 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.560 the part Pacific Resort YEP and funk Matar. Then we 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:40.120 drove down the treacherous, perilous drive from there to todung It. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.560 Well we pulled into the Todunger Sports Fishing Clubs. So 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.760 more really impressive fish on the. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:48.519 Wall fish species that have been hauled in, the black 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:49.840 marlins they've got. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:52.880 They had a sign up on this side. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.280 It's the leaderboard, the hall of fame for the biggest 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.000 fish that people have caught. Someone pulled up a fifty 0:02:58.080 --> 0:02:59.119 kilo kingfish. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:01.600 Yeah, that's it was a world record that one back 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.320 in the seventies. And then a kid had pulled in 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.079 one hundred and eighty kg hammerhead. 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:11.640 Like a shot because they had like senior, junior and 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:15.600 then children's categories and yeah, a small childhood reeled in 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:17.200 a hundred and I think it was one hundred and 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:20.040 seventy something kilo hammerhead Shark, which would have been quite 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.520 nineteen seventy seven, that was, so that would have been 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:25.680 it would have been a real stir back then, full noise. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:26.040 So yeah. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:29.600 Then from there we made the trip beautiful drivers down 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:31.680 the coast a little bit to the mud of t 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:35.160 Tar Pub. Yes, I've never been in there, despite the 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.560 fact that I've been past there a lot family living 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:40.560 forne so first time pulling in there. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.600 Great spot absolutely probably. 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:46.240 One of the best garden bars, with a view out 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.000 over the history and into the dunes. 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.080 Great locals, very hospitable. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:54.640 Yep Sidey gave us, gave us a ride, and Karen 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:58.080 was there as well. One of the locals Vicky, but 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.000 I gave you the nickname Sticky Vicky, which he didn't 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.000 really like. I was astride of Harley with her on 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.720 the front. He's a Pellian. You were riding, Yeah, I 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.360 was riding Birch, but I was happy to ride Birch 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.200 with Sticky Vicky on the back of that Harley. From 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:14.240 out the front cools quite a stir, but that was 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:17.600 what a place there is. The locals came out in 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:20.760 their droves because apparently they put on the white board 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:24.800 out the front our commentary collective here at one ish. Yeah. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.359 Well, we were just sort of hoping to sort of 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.280 sneak in under the radar because you know, we're on 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:31.240 the Bier Garden Tour Museum. We're trying to find the 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.640 best places and you know you'll see these videos come 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:35.000 out over summer. 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:37.760 Ye give you a few pointers as to where to go. 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:41.160 We weren't expecting a welcoming committee, and I actually think 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.160 it turned some of the locals against us because when 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:44.919 we showed up though, all right, then what do you 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:45.760 what's this all about? 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:51.160 The bet for it also said you're late. We're like, 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.920 what didn't know we were? I didn't know we had 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.080 a cool time. I didn't know you knew we were coming. 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:58.599 I didn't know you knew who we were. Yeah, which 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:00.960 was even more shocking. But great, they were very friendly. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.440 I loved it. The great got a great attitude there. 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:07.440 We'd commanded the radio Hudaki utes. So that's what we've 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:11.159 taken because our you we just didn't trust it. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.239 Well that and we don't want to do any damage 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.040 before we sell it. Oh yeah, before it goes. 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:17.520 On auction next if we if we got side swiped 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.240 in that day, a week before we sold it, which 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:20.120 wouldn't be able. 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:21.360 To forgive ourselves. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:23.920 And so I was talking to some of the locals 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.880 there and they were saying they remember when Radio Hawky 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.480 was still on the boat. Yeah, because it was that 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.320 or what Radio New Zealand or something like that. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.520 It was it was only state broadcasters. 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.839 Yeah, and that's I mean, that's the origins of hardaki 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.360 is they went offshore and played rock music. Yes, that's right, 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:39.560 the Devil's music. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:41.640 They said there was it was either that, but if 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.240 you wanted to listen to archers, have you heard of 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:47.720 this so Archers? The Archers or something like that? They 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:51.240 said it was basically like Emmadale but on the radio it. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:51.440 Was like. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.520 Oh yeah, and that just. 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:57.440 Played out on talkbak radio and they were like, it 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:58.760 was basically that or radio. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:03.039 So it was a pretty easy decision for them. But 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:04.040 a corn hole as well. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.080 Great service they've got there, the girls behind the bar 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.640 if you've had you know, because there's obviously it's a 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.480 great spot to go. If you're, you know, on a 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.760 motorbike ride, go riding up and down the coast, pull 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.000 into this pub. If you end up having a bear 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.480 or two and you feel like you probably shouldn't be 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:20.359 driving anymore, they'll park your bikes for it. 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.800 Yeah, they'll pack because they've got the lockerble beer garden. 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.560 It's big gates and stuff, so they just drive your 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:25.840 bike and lock it up for you and put you 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:26.320 for the night. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.640 But yeah, it's one of the best services. 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:30.400 It's there the best of us. They wear the best 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:33.360 of us out there at Meta Tak gigs, gigs all 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:33.600 the time. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:38.120 They've got they've got a quiz night, first Tuesday of 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:38.560 every night. 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:40.919 Watch out for the Numpties. Who's the team there. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:42.600 Raining bottom dwellers. 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.919 Yes, the perennial losers of the of the thing. I 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:48.920 think Numpties was the name that was earned, not given. 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:52.479 And so the Numpties are down there and if you 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:53.840 want to go and see them at the Mater Tar 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:58.000 pub every second first Tuesday of every month. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.159 Yeah, and I must have met. We've It's been very 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.720 quiz focused this trip because obviously we had a there 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.520 was another pub quiz at the Smoky Palette and fung 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.719 Maitar which we hijacked and then walked straight into the 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.480 Matitzar quiz Chat. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:12.720 As soon as we walked in, we got it was 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:13.920 quiz Chat, walked. 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.680 Into the Numpties and then yeah, so then we made 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:18.880 our way back to Total on it. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.080 We popped into Bruco. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.440 Yep, great little set up and there they got the 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.240 dart board, they've got the pool tables set up. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:26.560 Yep. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.440 Vibey little bar. I feel like I have memories of 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:31.520 being there before we stuff there. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.440 Yeah, before the Black Clash last year. We had a 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.880 bit of a shin dig in there and it was 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:39.920 packed out and there that's a good little place. Gotta 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.800 love the mount and everyone's so everyone's so good looking. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.200 Well, it's the spiritual home of the Smoke Show. Yeah, 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:46.640 it is plenty. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.720 Did I hear that the Auckland team are now playing 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:50.920 down here, Yes, well. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:52.880 The cricket team they're based here for the next few 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:57.760 weeks because Travis Scott has taken over each part. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:07:59.560 That's what it is. 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.240 Yeah, so you can see where the priorities lie when 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:05.080 it comes to Eden Park and now they're allowed concerts. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.400 They're like, see you, We're going to have forty thousand 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:08.360 Travis Scott fans. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.800 Well, they would have looked at the Auckland you know 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:12.840 the ACES schedule and be right, how many people a 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:13.840 shout up to your games? 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.880 But to be fair, if you were in the Auckland Aces, 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.760 would you rather be based in the beautiful plenty at 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.040 Mount mong and Nui or Auckland? 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:23.280 No, one hundred percent. 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:25.760 We've been saying that since we got down here, we 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.000 need to move the sec to the mount. 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:29.760 I think everyone needs to come to the mount, but 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:34.679 I think that's half the problem. Traffic is horrendous. I 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.360 don't think it's quite built for the amount of people, 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.040 but it's it's pretty much summer here. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.360 It is the use today. There were people walking around 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:40.959 in bikinis. 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:46.080 There was several guys outside of outside of Master Kom 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.720 Master Kong just no shirts on, just boardies, shirtless. Geez. 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.640 The parts of the country wouldn't be wouldn't be able 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.480 to believe that. From where we were sitting, we could 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.560 also see into a fast food franchise where they were 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.760 two teenagers shirtless play fighting. 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:00.520 But yeah they were kind of doing what's that? 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:00.960 What's that? 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:02.920 Yeah? 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.319 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one. The slow motion kind 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.880 of punches. Yeah, yeah, it was. And they weren't eating 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:11.720 any of the any of the products in the fast 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.320 food restaurant. It was just loitering. And I did ask question, 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:18.679 why weren't they at school? That's we're with the appearance, Maniah. 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:20.200 I thought for sure it was a real fight. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:24.920 Anytime you see dude shirtless at a fast food franchise and 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.560 the scrap and it's like, that's that's for real. But no, 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:32.199 but yeah, you're right, The Mount just spiritual home of 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:36.120 the Smoke Show. I've become acutely aware of how good 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.120 looking I'm not when I'm when I'm here, I'm not beachy. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:40.080 I'm not a beachy guy. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:40.240 You know. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.520 You see people the year and they look like they 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:43.880 couldn't give a shit. It's just not me. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.599 Can we just bring up something last night Game of 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:50.280 two Halves? Your your team, you had your dear friend 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:54.160 Dan Hooker, yes, on the on the your your team, 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.080 and you had Dame Susan du vois on your team 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.280 as well, who did take on the kind of mother 0:09:58.360 --> 0:09:58.880 hen roll. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:02.040 But very and it very very disappointed in. 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:05.280 Your your both yourself and Dan Hooker's intelligence. 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:07.800 Yes, I know, and I was like, well, usually I'm 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.520 the one answering all of the questions for my team, 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.240 but for some reason in that in that game and 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:18.120 actually to pull you behind the curtain. Dan Hooker his 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:20.760 we found out at the end of the show that 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.920 his buzzer wasn't connected and the reason we didn't figure 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:26.480 it out is because he didn't push it. 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:33.120 I think, so okay, Dame Susan Devoi was right and 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.280 describing you both as dumb and dumb. 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:37.679 She pointed us out, so at least he got dumber 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:40.760 till the head knocks, I suppose. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:42.000 Yeah. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:45.200 It was disappointing because we looked Across and Hayden Padden, 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.719 Gustave and Sam Winders and I was looking at them. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:49.880 I was like, they're not going to beat us in 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:53.160 a quiz, and poor Dame Susan she was. She had 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:56.400 a Hall of Fame performance. She guessed one of the 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.160 questions straight off the first clue, which was a birthday 0:10:59.200 --> 0:10:59.920 and a middle name. 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:02.960 It was kind of McGregor because she'd google Dan hook. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:04.840 It and saying, oh, because you wanted to. I mean, look, 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.520 how mack good that that is a veteran, that's a 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:11.880 veteran of sports and I would say even broadcasting. She's 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.120 done her homework, so she's searched. I mean, god knows 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:15.439 what she would have found out about you if she'd 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:18.400 search my nice Stuart. Yeah, no, I think nothing came up. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.320 And she was like, what, I think the charges have 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:26.360 been suppressed, but that she subject But no, yeah I did. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:29.360 I did feel bad for she was a very competitive person. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.640 Well, yeah, there's the reason why she is a multiple 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.319 world champion, former. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:36.120 Race relations minister as well minister. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.960 Or conciliators, which is more a role where you put 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.800 press releases out and I don't think that should happen. Yeah, 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:42.360 stuff like that. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:46.360 Well, she'd sit our relations back considerably by calling me dumb. 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.079 Well, I've got a bit of a past with Susan 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:52.800 Devoy and her wider family. Yeah, her her nieces and 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:54.959 nephews just to live over our back fence and Hamilton 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:59.720 Simon de Voy. Huge controversy one summer when we found 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:03.280 the boy's cat floating in our pool and I hated that. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:04.800 We hated that cat because it used to come over 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:06.959 and cause all sorts of have it and but it 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.360 had just accidentally fallen in our pool and drowned. However, 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:14.960 there were accusations of potential foul play to do with 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:16.800 the cat because we biffed it back over the fence 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.480 because we don't want to deal with the body. And 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.440 to this day, when I bump into Simon, you know, 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:25.000 he's a he's a father of two, he's you know, 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:28.040 he's every time I see him in a social occasions, 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:32.800 he goes, I still reckon, you kill my cat. So 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:37.240 killed Simon Devoi, Like I promise you we didn't kill 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:39.400 your cat. Okay, we may not have had steers in 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.880 our pool, and the fact our pool wasn't even it 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:43.559 was an above ground concrete. 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.359 Pool, so that cat had So that cat. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.400 Was dicing with danger when it jumped onto the side 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:49.440 and was patrolling around the pool like it used to 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.760 and slipped down. There were no stairs, which we got 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.000 the accusation one even you've got stairs in your pool if. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:56.440 You're going to put steers in your pool just in 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:57.640 case the neighbor's cat jumps. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.560 Yeah, So the cat the cat controversy that would away 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:04.079 for years over the back fence, with the divorce still unresolved, 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.640 still unresolved. They never used to return any of our 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:09.400 balls that went over there. I think out of spite. Yeah, 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:12.640 hundreds of hundreds of tennis balls and Kubi cricket balls. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:13.520 You sneened up over there. 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:16.000 Maybe by association, that's why I was on the back foot. 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.360 Yeah, I think so. I think she would have searched 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:21.319 acc she would have seen a lane on their lane 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:23.600 that sounds familiar, would have rung around and goes, why 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.560 is this familiar? Fucker killed my cat? 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.040 Yeah, and this went good, good, Okay. I was done. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.559 A member of the SEC present there, so I copped 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.320 all of the yeah you dad, sorry about this is why? 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.679 Okay, well that's why our bloody team fell apart, despite 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:38.080 the fact that she just about single handedly won the 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:40.480 cause for us. I haven't seen the episode last night 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:42.480 because we were parked up watching the cricket. So let's 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:44.600 take a quick break and we'll come back and talk 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:53.960 about the cricket. So stumps at day one and New 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:56.600 Zealand finished two and fifty nine. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.440 We got rolled. The last seven wickets went for about 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:03.599 fifty one, which, having a look at Washington Sunday, he 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:07.200 got seven wickets. Rabbi Ashman got the other three. Now 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.679 we were watching that, we put an inflammatory post up 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:12.600 on social media around Wood the Indians produce a dust bowl. 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.160 They took the bait, We chummed up the burly. The 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.880 Indian fans came running and what do you know after 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:22.640 forty five minutes of day one, that one ball that 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:26.960 turns square, Oh my god, And it was like, oh oh, there. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.680 Were there were ones pitching outside off and then going 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.440 way down league. Yeah, and they weren't even appealing them. Well, 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.640 they were appealing them because they fucking appeal everything. Yeah, 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:36.680 but they weren't reviewing them because they knew how much 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:37.560 that thing was turning. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.520 That one delivery that we saw before, I think before 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:43.160 the lunch break where it was outside leg and they 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.240 replayed it during the break and it was almost the 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:48.600 perfect delivery because it was outside leg. It turned and 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.800 it was clipping the top of off stumps and it 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:52.840 was like, how do you play that? So they didn't 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:56.480 review it. I'd take two five to nine. Yeah, I'd 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:58.640 take two five nine because that's runs on the board. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:02.880 India have lost an early wik It clean bold row. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:06.080 It's been clean bowled by Saudi. But now we're going 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.680 to have to Ajs Pateel is going to have to 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.760 play out of his skin, as is glean Phillips as 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:16.320 is Ravishion Retravendra as a Satna because that pitch. You 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.160 don't want to be betting last on that pitch, and 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:21.160 India will be betting last. So we need those four 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:24.360 bowlers to play out of their skins because I really 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.960 want this to backfire. They did it against Australia and 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:30.400 massively backfired and they lost on the worst pitch potentially 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.640 ever produced for a Test match that lasted like two 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:35.920 and a half days. So I really wanted to backfire. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:37.680 I want us to take this series out what away, 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:39.400 What a week of sport that would. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.360 Be to India. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.960 In India, that'll be outrageous. You're right two fifty nine 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.200 when you look at the way that pitch was at 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.160 the end of the day. But the annoying part was 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:50.720 I feel like we were like one ninety for like three. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.120 We were two hundred for three. Yeah, because Revenger looked good, 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:57.560 so did Conway, and they they got they got undone 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:00.800 by some well. Conway's shot was probably not to do 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:04.280 with the delivery, but Revengers was. It was an absolute 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:07.960 beauty that bold him Washington Sunda. He looked good, he 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.000 looked real good and he's the successor for Ravi Ashwin. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.720 He's not as punishing as Ravishwan, which is quite a relief. 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.840 I need to retract something I said on the podcast yesterday. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.960 I said that raby Ashwin looked like the middle manager 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.320 who plays cricket on the weekend. He showed up with 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:24.720 the tightest fade you've ever seen in your life this 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.760 game and he looks ridiculous. Now it does not suit 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:29.680 him at all, and he no longer looks like the 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.400 middle manager who bowls part time spin. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:32.920 He just I don't know what. 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.000 It looks like a geezer now, yeah, yeah he does. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:41.960 It looks like tant So he had day two. And 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:44.240 by the way, we had a great night watching the 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.560 cricket last night. This is something that the first time 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:49.280 I ever listened to the ACC. This is what my 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:51.440 men and my friends were doing. We were betting over 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:54.800 over yeah, so they'll sit it. It's very confusing because 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.400 they said it over under, say two and a half runs, 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:01.480 yes for the for the next over and then that's 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:05.200 a great way to spice up a tedious Test match. 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.160 And so we were doing that all night last night. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.200 Hits why we never got to see the game of 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:12.720 two halves because we were too financially invested. 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:14.920 Totally in unders and overs, unders and overs. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.000 It's funny when you're in a group dynamic, do you 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:20.280 all go for the one bit and celebrate together or 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:21.960 do you do a spike bet? Because there was four 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.520 of us punting, and I think majority we all punted 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:26.280 the same thing, so we could root for the same thing. 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.720 But then occasionally someone would go, now I'm going under yeah, 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.879 and then they'd be like a piece of crap and 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:33.040 Nu'd win and a little bit of a little bit 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:33.920 of niggles. 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.520