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Speaker 1: the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the twelfth of July.
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Speaker 3: A Culture, Morning Lane. Happy Friday. Oh God, thank god.
Speaker 3: It seems like a really long week.
Speaker 4: Is that because we just got been out of Shapen
Speaker 4: Dunedin and it's been struggling.
Speaker 3: Through That's exactly why. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: You're sitting in where I've just become aware of looks
Speaker 1: like an alcohol warehouse. There's White Claw, there's Export Ultras,
Speaker 1: there's Red Bulls. Yeah, getting out of control of money,
Speaker 1: refail the fridge. Just before we came on here, we
Speaker 1: were talking in the studio about a story that you
Speaker 1: hadn't seen. I asked you if you knew anything about
Speaker 1: the mobile phone chaosk story. No, And I'd like to
Speaker 1: create a new segment here. This is going to be
Speaker 1: called the Naughty Boy of the Week, and this week
Speaker 1: the inaugural Naughty Boy of the Week is the man
Speaker 1: that works at the Mobile Kiosk in Sylvia Park.
Speaker 3: Because a woman took her phone there to get Yes,
Speaker 3: they have seen remnants of this.
Speaker 1: To get her phone camera fixed. And so these are
Speaker 1: these like in the mauls. That's for me.
Speaker 3: They always look super dodgy. They've got all the phone covers.
Speaker 4: Yes, they've got all like screen repairs from twenty bucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah kind of thing. And they maybe they maye cut
Speaker 4: keys and do dog.
Speaker 3: Tags and stuff. The whole main street of Timor is
Speaker 3: filled with these kind of shops as well.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, and you walk in and even these kiosks,
Speaker 1: You're like, if you sold everything in here right now,
Speaker 1: is that still enough to kick the lights on for
Speaker 1: another month?
Speaker 3: Is it free to run those keos It kind of
Speaker 3: stinks some money launery, but carry on does yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, So she takes her phone and to give the
Speaker 1: camera fixed, she hands it over.
Speaker 3: They fix the camera. When they hand it back.
Speaker 1: At the top of her screen, it has a ear
Speaker 1: drop failed notification to her and the ear drop that
Speaker 1: had failed when she clicked into it was a nude
Speaker 1: that she had taken. Ah, so this guy has tried
Speaker 1: to take her nude and ear drop it to his
Speaker 1: phone at the kiosk. She said the nude was from
Speaker 1: years ago, so he would have had to scroll back
Speaker 1: and go and find it. It wasn't like he took
Speaker 1: a photo and then it was the next photo and
Speaker 1: the thing he would have had to scroll back to
Speaker 1: find it.
Speaker 3: So he was looking for it like he's a bad man. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a bad man.
Speaker 4: But who's handing a phone over that has all your
Speaker 4: photos on it?
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, everyone that's ever handled a phone over,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3: You delete all your photos pretty much pretty much alfter
Speaker 3: the photos would see me in a jail.
Speaker 4: I'm putting it all on drop box and then wiping
Speaker 4: it and then go, can you fix my phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: She wasn't doing anything illegal though, I'm getting a new phone.
Speaker 1: So she yeah, she took it and she handed over
Speaker 1: handed it back.
Speaker 3: She can. She turned around in front of him and
Speaker 3: his manager.
Speaker 1: He said that he was just checking to see if
Speaker 1: the camera worked and he accidentally swiped and that's how
Speaker 1: it happened.
Speaker 4: Bull shit, accidentally swiped up on a photo from two
Speaker 4: years ago. Because then you go because the other thing
Speaker 4: is you can't leave ear drop on.
Speaker 3: You have to go and switch it on manually.
Speaker 1: Every time you want to ear drop something, you have
Speaker 1: to go into your settings and change it.
Speaker 3: You don't accident.
Speaker 1: No one's ever accidentally ear dropped anyone anything, And so
Speaker 1: what happened then? So then so then she confronts him.
Speaker 1: He goes, you've done this. The manager's like, no, we haven't.
Speaker 1: It's a big kerfuffle. Then all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: guy passes out onto the floor.
Speaker 4: This is the best way to get out of anything,
Speaker 4: yeahs to just roll your eyes.
Speaker 3: And hit the floor and played possum. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 3: exactly what he did.
Speaker 1: And so at that point it's like, well he'd completely
Speaker 1: snooked it, because like, now, what can you do?
Speaker 4: The guy's allegedly unconscious on the floor. He's pulled the
Speaker 4: possum card. Yeah, outrageous in the middle of the shopping mall.
Speaker 3: He's played possum.
Speaker 1: Should goals have done this when she got caught, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just dropped to the floor and not just possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just I think this is going to be my
Speaker 1: new move if I ever get caught out for doing
Speaker 1: the wrong thing, You know it, just pretend you're having
Speaker 1: a stroke. Have you ever sent an email to the
Speaker 1: wrong person or the wrong person? Yeah, I've seen a
Speaker 1: couple of howlers. I think I've told one of these
Speaker 1: on the podcast before, where there was a part time
Speaker 1: I was in charge of the part time casual staff
Speaker 1: at Hodaki for a while and she wasn't getting paid
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, and I was I went, I wrote
Speaker 1: this big, long email being like, look, payroll being real
Speaker 1: decks about this, but don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: I'll get you paid.
Speaker 1: I'll figure something out if I have to put a
Speaker 1: fake name or like put the hours for his me,
Speaker 1: and then I'll pay you by blah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, said it straight to payroll beauty.
Speaker 1: Unrelated to that, that was the same time where I
Speaker 1: got sent up to HR for a completely separate incident,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is definitely because of the
Speaker 1: payroll thing.
Speaker 3: It wasn't what I should have unknown that situation. It's
Speaker 3: just possimed. Yeah, like drop off your chair. You gotta
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 1: Because Pyrol came down and I'm like, did you mean
Speaker 1: to send us that email? And I should have been like, and.
Speaker 3: But you've got to follow through. If you got it,
Speaker 3: you gotta roll the eyes. You've got to go to
Speaker 3: the floor.
Speaker 4: And you have to stay there for at least an
Speaker 4: hour until they leave and I'm sorry, an ambulance is
Speaker 4: going to have to come.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, or they leave and then I can get
Speaker 1: back up. Jesus Christ. Because the other time when I
Speaker 1: got taken up to HR was because every day for
Speaker 1: about three years I signed for every piece of mail
Speaker 1: that came in with the dick and balls. Yeah, basic
Speaker 1: taken HR for that, and when they told me what
Speaker 1: it was, I said, oh, look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have done it, and I put my hands up like
Speaker 1: this and somebody had drawn dickon balls in the back
Speaker 1: of my hand cap Britain that morning. So I was
Speaker 1: like trying to apologize and be like, look, I'll stop. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I had it what I should have done, It's just.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, and then just stayed down in the windowless rooms.
Speaker 3: Done.
Speaker 4: I think it's I know exactly the kiosk you're talking
Speaker 4: about at Sylvia Park, and like any more, it's quite
Speaker 4: a high disk as well, because they've got the cabinets
Speaker 4: and everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he would have just gone and.
Speaker 4: Dam have fallen down into the into the like boo,
Speaker 4: so she wouldn't be able to get over there and
Speaker 4: goes the okay is okay, and he would.
Speaker 3: Have been going.
Speaker 1: She wasn't asking if it is okay, because this whole
Speaker 1: thing got posted on to TikTok and you can see
Speaker 1: you can still see him down there and actually this
Speaker 1: footage of him getting back up again and he's still
Speaker 1: doing the like slow blinking like WHOA what happened?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 3: Where am I?
Speaker 1: You know where you are? You know what the funk happened?
Speaker 1: So formal complaint has been laid against that person and.
Speaker 3: It's dead to right, really got no, he's got nowhere
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know he's tried to get away with it,
Speaker 1: but people will think twice now in the handy phone over,
Speaker 1: let you say that is.
Speaker 4: Going to become the more famous and the disabled toilets
Speaker 4: and crusty each airport, that mobile, Kiosk and Sylvia Park.
Speaker 1: Well, the other thing is for for every ret you see.
Speaker 1: You know how many are there that you don't see?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: How many times has he gotten away with that? You
Speaker 1: know how many times the ear dropped as is going
Speaker 1: to be his wank bank is going to be extensive, overflowing.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so then they apparently the manager whin looked
Speaker 1: through his phone and said, couldn't find that picture which
Speaker 1: obviously couldn't because the air drop failed.
Speaker 3: But what did he find? Yeah, exactly, So yeah, that
Speaker 3: was another manager.
Speaker 4: He's manager scrambling, there, isn't he He's like that, he's
Speaker 4: seeing his whole business slash for his eyes because this
Speaker 4: dirty bastard was getting off on someone else's phone. So
Speaker 4: that's why he's tried to die jump on the grenade. Meanwhile, meanwhile,
Speaker 4: the guy literally did fall over and jump on the grenade.
Speaker 3: That's my new there's my new move.
Speaker 1: I'm going possum whenever a whaere of it, whenever I
Speaker 1: get caught doing anything wrong, which you know isn't isn't
Speaker 1: too often.
Speaker 3: Just what are you looking at on your screen? There?
Speaker 3: At worked? Are you? Are you bidding on the dogs
Speaker 3: and work hours?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, because up until now it had been
Speaker 1: the mental health card.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you play the MHC.
Speaker 4: You can only play the MHC once though, but you
Speaker 4: can pass out multiple times.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you can't play you can. I played the m
Speaker 3: h C with the Men and.
Speaker 4: Jerry Show after they tried to lay a BSA complaint
Speaker 4: After I said that Jason Hoyt and Mike Minogue and
Speaker 4: Chris Key woke up in Caxton Street with condoms hanging
Speaker 4: out their asses and they and they said, we're taking
Speaker 4: you to the BSA. And I was on the radio show.
Speaker 4: So they were taking their own brick fort show to
Speaker 4: the BSA. They're taking themselves down, yeah, taking themselves in.
Speaker 4: And I had to pull the MHC. Really, and I said,
Speaker 4: I'm pulling my mental healthcare. Guys, I've got copped a
Speaker 4: lot of flat and they're like, goddamn it, you've burned it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And but I did.
Speaker 4: I said, I threatened to play it right, Yeah, so
Speaker 4: don't make me play the mental health card.
Speaker 3: And they're like, god damn it, he's snook at us.
Speaker 3: You can't go to the beer. Yeah, well they should have.
Speaker 3: They should have pressed you on that to try and
Speaker 3: draw it out.
Speaker 1: In yuku, when you try and draw the big cards,
Speaker 1: try and draw out the MHC, try and draw out
Speaker 1: the bow and the joker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, so I've still got it. But but
Speaker 3: you can. You can pass out whenever you want. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean often people that are prone to passing out,
Speaker 1: you know, they will pass out regularly. So have you
Speaker 1: just gone to the pub and had six beers and
Speaker 1: come back after lunch on a Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3: That that one.
Speaker 4: That one, because he so past his came it out.
Speaker 4: It needs to be at like a nine to ten
Speaker 4: in the morning where he's no chance. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: that's what happened to me after the radio podcast towards obviously,
Speaker 4: I passed out on the cheer here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was. I was having a serious medical
Speaker 3: event and I was watching it at a pub and
Speaker 3: BALI on there and then someone livestream me having a
Speaker 3: medical event. Anyway, powerful stuff. All right, let's take quick
Speaker 3: air break.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we're going to dive into the
Speaker 1: all of the changes that Brazer has made and has
Speaker 1: second or raft of changes. All right, just yesterday after
Speaker 1: we walked out of the studio, Razor named his team
Speaker 1: and we're going to go through all of the changes
Speaker 1: to that team right now.
Speaker 3: Then the Christie's in, I think will be on the bench. Great.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see Sneakers And I actually tried
Speaker 4: to put a bit on him anytime try scorer, but
Speaker 4: he's not an option. Sneakers because I reckon Sneakers will
Speaker 4: get a good twenty minutes at the end, and he no,
Speaker 4: he is a great support player Cartes, So hopefully that
Speaker 4: option comes up. We'll talk to Carl and the tab
Speaker 4: about it later on in the sports book.
Speaker 3: But I was I don't know it's a good safe
Speaker 3: start from Razor. I don't think.
Speaker 4: I think everyone thinks he's going to come in and
Speaker 4: make all these wild changes, and he's just sitting easing
Speaker 4: everyone's anxieties around.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not a complete and utter of lunatic. I
Speaker 3: may look like it. Well, he may sound like it, yeah.
Speaker 4: But I my sound and look like a bit of
Speaker 4: a lunatic, but I'm not. No, I've got a plan here.
Speaker 4: This team is a good team. If they clicked this weekend,
Speaker 4: they'll beat them both thirteen plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I agree with them.
Speaker 1: I agree with him saying this's what we were saying
Speaker 1: earlier this week as well.
Speaker 4: We're like, we looked a little clunky. They looked as
Speaker 4: good as they could. Yeah, and we won by one point.
Speaker 1: Arguably we should have lost by about six because Marcus
Speaker 1: Smith miss every single kick, so we may have gotten
Speaker 1: lucky there. But I agree with you, and I do
Speaker 1: like the idea of the coach coming out and being like, look,
Speaker 1: I name this team because this is the team I want.
Speaker 1: I think these are the best fifteen rugby players we've
Speaker 1: got in the country. Yeah, I'm not going to turn
Speaker 1: around and change it just because you know this happened,
Speaker 1: all that happened. This is still the best And if
Speaker 1: you get picked on this team, it's your jersey to lose.
Speaker 3: Seems to be what he's trying to build. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: I think he will get. He will get what he.
Speaker 4: Wants from the players that he's reselected, the likes of
Speaker 4: Papula you don't preach and the human skewer in summer
Speaker 4: Penny fee Now, who had quite quiet games in Dunedin.
Speaker 4: I think they will return the favor and Eden Park
Speaker 4: and I can't wait to see summer Penny skewers some
Speaker 4: English players.
Speaker 1: Well, he needs to take Marcus Smith out. Ah, he
Speaker 1: didn't do it last week. He will, don't you worry.
Speaker 4: He loves sneaking around the blind side of those rucks
Speaker 4: and absolutely smoking us, smoking scenexus like he did to
Speaker 4: tejer and the final and unfairly cent off was it
Speaker 4: the final? Yeah, but the thing was he hit the line,
Speaker 4: he tries to time it with a ten meter run
Speaker 4: up to smoke the half back if they're going for
Speaker 4: a box cap and I thought he got that rot right,
Speaker 4: but he had to get sent.
Speaker 3: Off for his efforts. But it is hilarious when it happens.
Speaker 3: We just we just need to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he always picks the smallest person on the other
Speaker 1: team as well. That's important, but also the selections, it's
Speaker 1: good to see that he's sticking with guys like sev Reese.
Speaker 3: Probably not one of.
Speaker 1: The best two wingers in Super rugby this year, it's
Speaker 1: hard to say because his team sucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sev Reese was the best player in the Crusaders
Speaker 4: team by a long, a long long way, and I
Speaker 4: think he deserves to be there. Mark Tulliah back at
Speaker 4: back on home at home turf, I think. I still
Speaker 4: think that they played pretty well in Duned and they
Speaker 4: were the pick of the team a Regon definitely, so
Speaker 4: they deserve to be reslected. But it's hard to discuss
Speaker 4: a new team when only one changes made due to injury.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was predicting a raft of changes. I thought
Speaker 1: for sure Boden Barrett would be in.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Start, Well, maybe the changes will come for the Fijian
Speaker 4: tests in San Diego.
Speaker 1: Definitely, that's not out of necessity. That's just because they'll
Speaker 1: throw them around a bit. And that's over in San Diego. Yes,
Speaker 1: the sale GPS over there as well. Oh there's the
Speaker 1: same weekend. Yeah, a few days apart. That'd be good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be would be good. We've sadly not been
Speaker 1: invited to either. You want to talk about it, We've
Speaker 1: been asked not to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously after our crist Each, I mean, we thought
Speaker 4: we had it out of the park down in christ
Speaker 4: Hutch but I think.
Speaker 3: We may have drunk too much and not enough sailing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've sent Bonnie Jensen's They're not going to
Speaker 4: get much better.
Speaker 3: I want to threaten the mh. So yeah, well that's
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 1: We've trudged and horsed it by sending dear friend of
Speaker 1: the show, Bonnie junkets Jensen over there on another junket,
Speaker 1: a sneaker lit all the steed of the ship Hadden
Speaker 1: to carry on luggage and grenade the whole thing that
Speaker 1: big weekend over there. Hey, speaking of team lists, though,
Speaker 1: we got sent this one on the old sosh Med.
Speaker 1: The Tyree Seniors are playing in the semi finals this
Speaker 1: week against the Dunedin Tigers.
Speaker 3: The team lists on.
Speaker 1: The back year Runner Seniors are eighty five's Tyres Seniors
Speaker 1: versus Needin Tigers, is what it says to me. And
Speaker 1: they've named a team and among the most interesting parts
Speaker 1: of the team one is that they've got eleven players
Speaker 1: on the bench. Their team goes twenty six deep. That
Speaker 1: is very very interesting. I think I know the hooker
Speaker 1: Carl Still. But more interesting than any of that is
Speaker 1: the number thirteen. You've got the team list in front
Speaker 1: of you. Who was playing out side center for the.
Speaker 4: Senor Smash his name his first name Hulk, second name Smash.
Speaker 1: He better be massive. What what is going on to
Speaker 1: the team list? Yeargan Derek and it's his name. Can't
Speaker 1: they can't?
Speaker 4: Like, I mean, Craig Kippenberger, that sounds legit. He's on
Speaker 4: the bench, hook Corey Smith's pretty missionary to Ford yep,
Speaker 4: Kurt McLean, Harris Keegan Smith, I mean, they're all pretty missionary.
Speaker 3: And then at thirteen, you've got.
Speaker 4: Old Holky, Old Smash, Shannon Yng. He's got Shannon Young
Speaker 4: on the inside of him. He's got Ryan Burke on
Speaker 4: the outside. Glenn Beadle beatles about this.
Speaker 3: Is on our Instagram. It's a very confusing layout.
Speaker 4: I've never seen a layout that goes across across and
Speaker 4: five down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like three across five down.
Speaker 1: Thought it was written in Arabic and his back you
Speaker 1: read it right to left. I don't know anyway, it
Speaker 1: was very confusing, but yeah, I thought I sort of
Speaker 1: thought initially this was under eighty five's as well.
Speaker 3: I think it may well be.
Speaker 1: But when I first saw that, if it was under
Speaker 1: eighty five's, I was like, that reaks the me of
Speaker 1: they The center is actually ninety killers and so he
Speaker 1: can't play in the under eighty five So they've just
Speaker 1: put a placeholder name in Hulks yeah, Hulk Smash to
Speaker 1: figure it out down the track. But the other thing
Speaker 1: is just like they've put this together themselves. Who cares
Speaker 1: what names you put on there? Why not lest of
Speaker 1: full full superhero superheroes? It what does it matter? You
Speaker 1: don't you're not beholden to anyone. What's the what's the
Speaker 1: discipline for that? Who's going to punish you?
Speaker 3: So Wolverine, yeah, Wolverine, iron Man yeap?
Speaker 1: Did Pool did Pools on the wing? You've got obviously
Speaker 1: Hulk Smash is already in there at thirteen. Yeah, spider Man,
Speaker 1: Batman grew, grew, grew. He's not a superhero, but he's
Speaker 1: a villain.
Speaker 3: He's a villain. Yeah, he's kind of a superhero is
Speaker 3: and he grew. No, No, I'm thinking of what's the
Speaker 3: other storyline? What's the other I am growt for you?
Speaker 3: I am grew So yeah, Hawk Smash.
Speaker 1: It's going to be turning out for the Tyrest Seniors
Speaker 1: against the Dunedin Tigers.
Speaker 3: That's Saturday two at Peter Johnstone Park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely so powerful team naming and God God bless
Speaker 1: the Duannedon Tigers because eleven blokes coming off the bench
Speaker 1: for that team as well.
Speaker 3: It's going to be it's going to be a war
Speaker 3: of attrition in that one, absolute war of nutrition. The
Speaker 3: TB hunch for the Sweet Clane. There's a Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've gone, God bless England.
Speaker 4: They say it's coming home. Ain't coming home. They're paying
Speaker 4: Spain on Monday morning at seven am. Yes, every pseudo
Speaker 4: expect englishman has now got a stronger accent and was
Speaker 4: searching for an English top.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was saying that yesterday Dannel the normal tabs.
Speaker 4: But I think it's going to come to an end
Speaker 4: against a pretty classy looking Spanish team who will play
Speaker 4: a different level of footy, a different I almost play a.
Speaker 3: South American style of footy in Europe.
Speaker 4: And I'm picking they're going to win two nil and
Speaker 4: that is paying nine dollars fifty right, So.
Speaker 1: Is the shortest odds that it goes to penalties the
Speaker 1: extra time?
Speaker 4: No, I think the shortest sids is Spain one nil. Oh,
Speaker 4: okay or Spain to win. So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just I thinking of Spain are going to open
Speaker 4: them up.
Speaker 1: It's not a spote, it's not a spipe, but it's
Speaker 1: a little bit of a SPIKEE better.
Speaker 4: Against the likes of Mash and Manheath who suddenly have
Speaker 4: got suddenly.
Speaker 3: Talking a bit like England cool mate, Yeah, and it's
Speaker 3: like get out of here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Eight was big on the English rugby team. He was
Speaker 1: all of a sudden from England when we were down there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then he was from Dunedin. But when I saw
Speaker 1: corports the Blues, but when I saw from the corporate
Speaker 1: box of Edon Park is from Xandrighum.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So when he goes to the Warriors, he what's
Speaker 3: he there?
Speaker 4: A Highland English born Highland a fan who mainly supports
Speaker 4: the Blues from.
Speaker 3: The box at the Warriors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with a glass of red wine that is about
Speaker 1: to spill all over my white shoes, the chameleon.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so I don't mind the old spite be
Speaker 4: nine dollars fifty. I just not bad eating.
Speaker 1: I just feel like every one of these games is
Speaker 1: going out over time. I know the most recent one didn't,
Speaker 1: but it just feels that way whenever you're watching it,
Speaker 1: because the tension. It's so much worse to concede a
Speaker 1: goal than it is to score, like better to score,
Speaker 1: to make any sense, It's way worse to the conceited
Speaker 1: goal than it is good to score a goal.
Speaker 3: What I'd rather score a goal?
Speaker 1: Well, no you would, but I'm saying that how these
Speaker 1: teams are playing, they would rather not concede a goal
Speaker 1: than to score a goal themselves.
Speaker 3: But I don't reckon Spain to open them up the up.
Speaker 3: I hope you're right.
Speaker 1: I do feel like there needs to be more go
Speaker 1: in soccer, And I know you soccer fans are going
Speaker 1: to hate me for saying that.
Speaker 3: Well, saying soccer for ustar? What is what the football,
Speaker 3: fucking soccer thing. Why is no one allowed to use
Speaker 3: that word? Why does it exist? You know? Because I
Speaker 3: think it's America. It's called soccer, is it? I don't know.
Speaker 3: But they've got American football, we see, so they can't
Speaker 3: call it football.
Speaker 4: I just why between you saying Europe's and soccer, why
Speaker 4: has it ever been called soccer?
Speaker 3: If this is why people can't get into.
Speaker 1: Soccer, is because you're like, I like it, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for a soccer team. Who should I pick? And then
Speaker 1: the guy that you ask is inevitable that it's football?
Speaker 3: What funck is it? You know? So I'm back out
Speaker 3: of it. There, what we've done so well?
Speaker 4: Then? I think we'd had a mature conversation about the
Speaker 4: round about the Europe's for.
Speaker 3: About three or four minutes, and then we ended it.
Speaker 3: Did you see them?
Speaker 1: Did you see the big fight in the Americans? You
Speaker 1: know they're doing the Americans down there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do they call that one? Coke Coabana? Cocoa
Speaker 3: Coabana's Yeah, the panicladers. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did you see there was a massive scrap and the
Speaker 4: players in the players went up into the stands.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know who the teams are. I actually
Speaker 1: think it might have been in the local American cop
Speaker 1: was It might have been there. It was in the
Speaker 1: Copa cabanas and one of the one of the guys
Speaker 1: you know, went up into the stands and started throwing bones.
Speaker 1: It just really kicked off a lot of passion in there.
Speaker 1: What would it take for you to go up into
Speaker 1: the stands?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: Well, I knew what into mamel hawk famously in a
Speaker 4: kind of a charity game, festival game and in in Canada,
Speaker 4: someone was calling him a fat potato Mulu from the
Speaker 4: back of.
Speaker 3: The stand just constantly all game.
Speaker 4: And he was coming off the field with his bat
Speaker 4: and his pads, and he climbed up into the stand
Speaker 4: and started clubbing him with his back.
Speaker 3: I think that's play on. I think that is square.
Speaker 3: And then and then the next series he came to
Speaker 3: New Zealand.
Speaker 4: I remember me and Paul ford on then Batman going
Speaker 4: into Mama Motu.
Speaker 3: Into and you can see him is looking like I
Speaker 3: think that should be playing on.
Speaker 1: I think I think one you should be allowed to
Speaker 1: go to the cricket and call someone a fat potato.
Speaker 1: Subsequently he should also be allowed to come up and
Speaker 1: beat yeahs with his bat, and I just think that's
Speaker 1: the way that the world should work.
Speaker 3: You know. And then someone put a banner up saying
Speaker 3: Brian Waddle as I'm more, which was factual.
Speaker 1: He would have had no idea I'd take the risk
Speaker 1: with Brian Waddle coming up to the stands and beating
Speaker 1: me with a bat.
Speaker 3: Actually, no, they didn't do it.
Speaker 4: And Hindu they did it in Portuguese anyway, And Portuguese
Speaker 4: they did it. Mount Mangani, Great Logan Pain had a
Speaker 4: big banners and Portuguese saying wattles a fat potato.
Speaker 3: Why Portuguese? I just had a Portuguese mate, he wrote
Speaker 3: the banner from.
Speaker 1: As simple as that. All right, let's take one last break.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we're going to get into your
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Speaker 3: This morning.
Speaker 1: When I checked the inbox, we had about ten of them,
Speaker 1: and I would say three of them got cut off.
Speaker 1: People were going too long. You've only got thirty You've
Speaker 1: only got thirty seconds. That's something to be aware of.
Speaker 1: The Other thing is I suppose people can't listen back
Speaker 1: to them, can they?
Speaker 4: You can?
Speaker 3: Oh, you can? Yeah, well, could you if.
Speaker 4: You can have seen one in because some of them
Speaker 4: are like, it's like we should be thankful. Don't start,
Speaker 4: don't start putting them on Like I'm grateful.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful, but no, but what I don't want is
Speaker 1: someone going to the iffor to send us one and
Speaker 1: it's unplayable, which we had about three of them this morning.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: One of them was like, it's like he pushed record,
Speaker 4: then throwing his phone across the room and then midd like, hey.
Speaker 3: Guys, what do you think about it? Like do you
Speaker 3: think that you could ever?
Speaker 1: I'd love to address this, but I can't because I
Speaker 1: can't fucking hear it. So just a little bit of
Speaker 1: quality control. Ever listened because I don't want to go unplayed,
Speaker 1: And so that's a long way of me saying that
Speaker 1: we've only got one today.
Speaker 3: Okay. Was there a few questioning the shot clock.
Speaker 1: I think this could be it if it's not all
Speaker 1: addressed afterwards, but this was one of the ones that
Speaker 1: we could play.
Speaker 3: You'll please good a Murray, first time call, long time listen.
Speaker 5: Ye, there's not at work for Norman taps, but I
Speaker 5: was there for the other semi final this week. I said,
Speaker 5: they're doing a bottomless situation for the all ninety minutes
Speaker 5: or you can drink fifty nine bucks. Not bad for
Speaker 5: the ads, fuck everywhere.
Speaker 3: Jeez, that's a deal. This is a deal.
Speaker 1: It isn't at are we opening ourselves up to people
Speaker 1: just sending voicemails? Have you heard about Bunnings News?
Speaker 3: Is that ninety minutes? I mean the strength of drinks
Speaker 3: they serve there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's but I was initially suspicious that this person
Speaker 1: did work there, but we know the people that worked
Speaker 1: there didn't sound.
Speaker 3: Like any of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean like, once you've gone to the pregame
Speaker 4: at the Postman's Legue perhaps and you haven't got a ticket, Yeah,
Speaker 4: we can bust you into town and you can jump
Speaker 4: into into Normalty.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good show. Actually, maybe do that. But
Speaker 3: coming out to the Postman's League in the first instance, yep. Yeah. No.
Speaker 1: So we had two separate voicemails that came through. One
Speaker 1: of them evidently we got to save onto the little
Speaker 1: machine there. But they were both addressing the fact that
Speaker 1: they were like is the acc shot clock that were
Speaker 1: we've released? They were like, I thought it was for
Speaker 1: taking actual shots, like of liquid yes, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It is right, yeah, yeah, because they both were like
Speaker 1: that's what I thought when we were listening on the podcast.
Speaker 1: But then they went and read the press release and
Speaker 1: they were like that, nowhere does it mention alcohol or
Speaker 1: spirits or anything.
Speaker 3: So they were like, wait, what is it.
Speaker 4: Well that when you can see by the quote people
Speaker 4: were taking shots too early, too late, or sometimes taking
Speaker 4: shots not at all. Yeah, so it's obviously it's alcohol.
Speaker 4: So our shot clock is alcohol basis taking shots. Yes,
Speaker 4: and theos the shot clock will start every time there
Speaker 4: is a stoppage and play, like as someone goes down
Speaker 4: for an injury or a scrum re set.
Speaker 3: We put the shot clock at thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: So like if someone got busted trying to eardrop nudes
Speaker 1: to their own phone and then poss themed on the
Speaker 1: field and they had to stop the clock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a shot clock. It's a shot clock, and
Speaker 4: every thirty seconds you take a shot?
Speaker 1: How many so hold on every scrum reset? Is that
Speaker 1: a separate shot clock?
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: God, if there's a knock on, you could conceivably be
Speaker 1: doing four or five shots within the space about term.
Speaker 4: Minutes, just trying to get it just trying to uniform
Speaker 4: the shots, because I was saying people like Lee Hart
Speaker 4: would come and see you for cricket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just doing shots all over the place.
Speaker 4: The shot clock for him is just whenever he felt
Speaker 4: like starting or stopping the shot clock.
Speaker 3: This is just giving it some sort of formality. So
Speaker 3: you at home can join the shot clock as well.
Speaker 4: So we'll run the shot clock, get some shot glasses out.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe a light liquor like a tequila, right.
Speaker 3: Would be would be suitable. What does that light you
Speaker 3: mean in color? Yeah? Yeah, right, yeah, you don't want
Speaker 3: a dark spirit, just a light spirit.
Speaker 4: And then ye book and once every time it basically
Speaker 4: gets over your bug beer of the time wasting, and
Speaker 4: when every time the ball is not in play, the
Speaker 4: shot clock's going so you can watch track be but
Speaker 4: every time it's out of play, you're drinking shots and
Speaker 4: the shot clock.
Speaker 3: I pitched this for.
Speaker 1: For Nipple, so they don't you don't ever see someone
Speaker 1: get sent off, and Nipple was like, I feel like
Speaker 1: you should. And then for every shot your opponent hits,
Speaker 1: you take a shot, so you get bin for like
Speaker 1: five minutes, and if they score ten goals, you'll do
Speaker 1: ten shots.
Speaker 4: Then you're allowed to come back on. Maybe that doesn't
Speaker 4: punish it. In the men's game, they'll probably be into that.
Speaker 4: I don't know, not the woman. I don't really see
Speaker 4: the difference. It's more professional what men are, No, the
Speaker 4: woman's well by the look of the athletes anyway.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm going to steer us away from this conversation here.
Speaker 1: And the other one that we weren't able to play
Speaker 1: because of the audio quality was basically along the lines
Speaker 1: of that they love the shot clock. They were like,
Speaker 1: I wonder if we could get people to count down
Speaker 1: the shot clock.
Speaker 3: I don't think you need to ask them to it.
Speaker 3: They will.
Speaker 4: They will do it, yeah, but only if it gets
Speaker 4: blow ten. Yeah, because otherwise you're like thirty some ash.
Speaker 1: Will count down from six, you know, like they go
Speaker 1: incessantly tries to get a Mexican wave going, but then can't.
Speaker 1: They'll be better that But yeah, I think that's exactly
Speaker 1: what's going to happen, and it's going to be great.
Speaker 1: It's going to add a little bit of atmosphere to
Speaker 1: an otherwise quite dull Eden Park. Is that why we
Speaker 1: haven't lost the Eden Park for so long, because it's
Speaker 1: so fucking quiet? And people are like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: We're actually twenty two thousand, we're playing the All Blacks.
Speaker 1: Why is everyone just sitting here silently?
Speaker 3: All blacks? All blacks? Yeah, all blacks. There's a line breaking.
Speaker 3: You just here a little bit. Oh but there's nothing
Speaker 3: really and a.
Speaker 4: Few boomers going shut up and sit down mate, Yeah,
Speaker 4: trying to watch the footy.
Speaker 1: So now we're going to have a countdown. It's going
Speaker 1: to be great, Like if the kick is to win
Speaker 1: the game and it's counting down, it's going to put
Speaker 1: people off. I reckon it's going to change the dynamic
Speaker 1: of gold because some of them really like to dick around.
Speaker 1: I don't think Damian McKinzie is one of them. I
Speaker 1: think he was clock Goblin a little bit when you
Speaker 1: got done for that last week.
Speaker 3: He was he was, he was nibbling around the ages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that there are some dudes who
Speaker 1: take fucking ages and it's going to massively disadvantage them.
Speaker 3: They're going to get in their heads. Hey did we discuss.
Speaker 3: We didn't discuss.
Speaker 4: So go back to the show Clockie on the screen
Speaker 4: where we didn't discuss the halftime show.
Speaker 3: It didn't even do we the Laser Show. Can you
Speaker 3: remember that? Can you remember the Laser Show on Field?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know, yes I could because I couldn't see it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because we're Laser shows are either designed to be seeing
Speaker 3: like straight like a TV or from above.
Speaker 4: Yes, we were seated about ten rows back and the
Speaker 4: Laser Show on field.
Speaker 3: Laser Show, which.
Speaker 4: Admittedly was a silver fern going round and round and
Speaker 4: then a Steinlager logo and then something else, and then
Speaker 4: it was like yeah, it was like a big laser
Speaker 4: ad and the only way you could watch it was
Speaker 4: by watching the big screen.
Speaker 3: It was unskippable and you may as well have played
Speaker 3: a video of it. Why can't we get a band
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 4: Also give even what they want, smoke machines, sandstorm. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but people would have gone and see that.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, what the fuck is this? I find laser
Speaker 3: shows at their best lame.
Speaker 4: It's so two thousand and three. Yeah, it's so old.
Speaker 4: There's such better technology now. Now they've got projection mapping now,
Speaker 4: where they could have turned those lights out and they
Speaker 4: could have projection map onto the field and done whatever.
Speaker 4: They could have made the field like suck into a
Speaker 4: hole so it looked like a going down a plug holes.
Speaker 3: A laser show. You know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's not a this was a this was a traditional
Speaker 4: lay mass laser show. Actual lasers.
Speaker 3: Projection mapping is three D projection mapping.
Speaker 1: It looks it's not lasers. Is it's not you're projecting
Speaker 1: images onto the field?
Speaker 3: Not a laser? What is it? It's not.
Speaker 4: It's projection mapping. It is like, yeah, it's just some
Speaker 4: lame image projected onto the field. But it's not a laser.
Speaker 3: It's not a laser. A laser is like a leaker,
Speaker 3: like a laser beam like on top of a shark.
Speaker 3: Light is projected onto the field. Yes, no, yes, but
Speaker 3: that okay, it's not a laser. It's fucking lame. It's
Speaker 3: my point.
Speaker 1: And there's no picture you could project onto the field
Speaker 1: that I'd be like, oh. And even the kids that
Speaker 1: were sitting there were like, I don't, I don't care
Speaker 1: about this.
Speaker 3: I reckon. I think of a picture you'd be interested in. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Sit it's sixty five in front of sixty five thousand
Speaker 1: people and look at projected pictures of Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 3: Okay, slow mate, When.
Speaker 1: I want to see those photos is when I'm ear
Speaker 1: dropping them from people's phones onto my phone at the
Speaker 1: chaosk at the mall.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to see them at the stadium.
Speaker 3: Why can't we just put a band on, you know, sandstorm?
Speaker 3: Yeah I fell out with smoke. Yeah, I fell out
Speaker 3: the smoker place hands. I don't know. I just feel
Speaker 3: like they can't do it.
Speaker 1: We do nothing, and then they put on just project
Speaker 1: some lame thing onto the field. And what am I
Speaker 1: supposed to do this?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Very cool?
Speaker 1: So I just watched thirty guys try and kill each
Speaker 1: other for an hour, and now you're going to project
Speaker 1: the silver.
Speaker 3: Fern onto the field? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 3: glad I put it up. Yeah it's a projection mapping,
Speaker 3: not lasers in your mind. Yeah, awesome, only because you
Speaker 3: could do way cooler shit. Yeah, I got a picture
Speaker 3: of you know, like ans Rink serving in slow mo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but again, I don't I don't even want to
Speaker 1: see that lame me to take your pick corner COVID
Speaker 1: a whole lot. It's all lome to be anyway. At
Speaker 1: least they're trying something. It was like when they put
Speaker 1: the marching bend in Eden Park. What book did you
Speaker 1: read that in the Droine show was the best? The
Speaker 1: chiefs drones are call Drones of call. I'll give you
Speaker 1: that anyway, do better with the halftime shows. We will
Speaker 1: be at the Postman's League tomorrow from what time two
Speaker 1: o'clock first two hundred.
Speaker 4: There you'll get a wristband, you get a risty from
Speaker 4: laws to get on the bus. And we've got drink specials.
Speaker 4: They're great drink specials, the way powerful drink specials. And
Speaker 4: we've got live music. We've got heaps of giveaways, got
Speaker 4: prizes to give away, galore, party shirts, beanies, laser shows.
Speaker 4: We'll do a laser show, maybe some projection mapping, and
Speaker 4: then also the commentary as always, it's on a radio
Speaker 4: herdeche as well so as well as I hate radio
Speaker 4: and on Sky Sporting brilliant.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll see you then and if we don't, we'll
Speaker 1: see you on Monday for another episode of the Gender Podcast.
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