WEBVTT - "Never Go Full Possum" 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.680 Live for the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.480 you by Export Ultra, the beer for Here. This is 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.240 the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the twelfth of July. 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:13.840 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.160 brought to you by Export. 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:20.119 A Culture, Morning Lane. Happy Friday. Oh God, thank god. 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:23.000 It seems like a really long week. 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:24.600 Is that because we just got been out of Shapen 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.480 Dunedin and it's been struggling. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:28.000 Through That's exactly why. Yeah, you're right. 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:30.639 You're sitting in where I've just become aware of looks 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:35.559 like an alcohol warehouse. There's White Claw, there's Export Ultras, 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:40.160 there's Red Bulls. Yeah, getting out of control of money, 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.760 refail the fridge. Just before we came on here, we 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:47.040 were talking in the studio about a story that you 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.320 hadn't seen. I asked you if you knew anything about 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:54.720 the mobile phone chaosk story. No, And I'd like to 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:56.480 create a new segment here. This is going to be 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.040 called the Naughty Boy of the Week, and this week 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.000 the inaugural Naughty Boy of the Week is the man 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:03.920 that works at the Mobile Kiosk in Sylvia Park. 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.640 Because a woman took her phone there to get Yes, 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:09.480 they have seen remnants of this. 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:13.280 To get her phone camera fixed. And so these are 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.480 these like in the mauls. That's for me. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.800 They always look super dodgy. They've got all the phone covers. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.400 Yes, they've got all like screen repairs from twenty bucks. 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.560 Yeah kind of thing. And they maybe they maye cut 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:25.880 keys and do dog. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.880 Tags and stuff. The whole main street of Timor is 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:29.400 filled with these kind of shops as well. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:32.399 Now yeah, and you walk in and even these kiosks, 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.720 You're like, if you sold everything in here right now, 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:36.560 is that still enough to kick the lights on for 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:37.080 another month? 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:39.120 Is it free to run those keos It kind of 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.440 stinks some money launery, but carry on does yeah? 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.360 Anyway, So she takes her phone and to give the 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:46.560 camera fixed, she hands it over. 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.200 They fix the camera. When they hand it back. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:51.440 At the top of her screen, it has a ear 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:55.280 drop failed notification to her and the ear drop that 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.720 had failed when she clicked into it was a nude 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:03.720 that she had taken. Ah, so this guy has tried 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:07.040 to take her nude and ear drop it to his 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:11.160 phone at the kiosk. She said the nude was from 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.079 years ago, so he would have had to scroll back 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.400 and go and find it. It wasn't like he took 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:17.919 a photo and then it was the next photo and 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.520 the thing he would have had to scroll back to 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:21.000 find it. 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.359 So he was looking for it like he's a bad man. Yeah, 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:25.200 he's a bad man. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.919 But who's handing a phone over that has all your 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:30.040 photos on it? 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:34.000 I don't know anyway, everyone that's ever handled a phone over, 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:35.200 I wouldn't do it. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:40.720 You delete all your photos pretty much pretty much alfter 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:42.120 the photos would see me in a jail. 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:47.880 I'm putting it all on drop box and then wiping 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:49.400 it and then go, can you fix my phone? 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:50.160 Yeah? 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:54.080 She wasn't doing anything illegal though, I'm getting a new phone. 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.079 So she yeah, she took it and she handed over 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:58.040 handed it back. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.680 She can. She turned around in front of him and 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:01.240 his manager. 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:03.960 He said that he was just checking to see if 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.800 the camera worked and he accidentally swiped and that's how 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:07.280 it happened. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:11.040 Bull shit, accidentally swiped up on a photo from two 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.480 years ago. Because then you go because the other thing 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.280 is you can't leave ear drop on. 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.560 You have to go and switch it on manually. 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:19.120 Every time you want to ear drop something, you have 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:20.720 to go into your settings and change it. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:21.640 You don't accident. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.560 No one's ever accidentally ear dropped anyone anything, And so 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:30.360 what happened then? So then so then she confronts him. 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:33.000 He goes, you've done this. The manager's like, no, we haven't. 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:36.720 It's a big kerfuffle. Then all of a sudden, the 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:39.080 guy passes out onto the floor. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.160 This is the best way to get out of anything, 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.680 yeahs to just roll your eyes. 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:50.680 And hit the floor and played possum. Yeah, and that's 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:51.480 exactly what he did. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.720 And so at that point it's like, well he'd completely 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:56.560 snooked it, because like, now, what can you do? 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:00.720 The guy's allegedly unconscious on the floor. He's pulled the 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:04.320 possum card. Yeah, outrageous in the middle of the shopping mall. 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:05.360 He's played possum. 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:07.880 Should goals have done this when she got caught, Yeah, 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.080 just dropped to the floor and not just possible. Yeah, 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.400 and just I think this is going to be my 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:14.240 new move if I ever get caught out for doing 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.160 the wrong thing, You know it, just pretend you're having 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:19.760 a stroke. Have you ever sent an email to the 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.600 wrong person or the wrong person? Yeah, I've seen a 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:24.520 couple of howlers. I think I've told one of these 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.200 on the podcast before, where there was a part time 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.599 I was in charge of the part time casual staff 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:33.039 at Hodaki for a while and she wasn't getting paid 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.040 for whatever reason, and I was I went, I wrote 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:37.680 this big, long email being like, look, payroll being real 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.080 decks about this, but don't worry about it. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:40.760 I'll get you paid. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.200 I'll figure something out if I have to put a 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:45.440 fake name or like put the hours for his me, 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:46.680 and then I'll pay you by blah. 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:49.799 Yeah, said it straight to payroll beauty. 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.359 Unrelated to that, that was the same time where I 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:55.440 got sent up to HR for a completely separate incident, 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:57.640 and I was like, this is definitely because of the 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:58.360 payroll thing. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.240 It wasn't what I should have unknown that situation. It's 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:04.520 just possimed. Yeah, like drop off your chair. You gotta 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:05.280 just like. 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.720 Because Pyrol came down and I'm like, did you mean 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:15.680 to send us that email? And I should have been like, and. 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.640 But you've got to follow through. If you got it, 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.000 you gotta roll the eyes. You've got to go to 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:21.800 the floor. 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.360 And you have to stay there for at least an 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:27.240 hour until they leave and I'm sorry, an ambulance is 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:27.960 going to have to come. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.560 Yeah, well, or they leave and then I can get 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:34.680 back up. Jesus Christ. Because the other time when I 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:38.159 got taken up to HR was because every day for 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.160 about three years I signed for every piece of mail 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.239 that came in with the dick and balls. Yeah, basic 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.400 taken HR for that, and when they told me what 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.839 it was, I said, oh, look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.240 have done it, and I put my hands up like 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:54.280 this and somebody had drawn dickon balls in the back 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.680 of my hand cap Britain that morning. So I was 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:59.120 like trying to apologize and be like, look, I'll stop. Meanwhile, 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:01.800 I had it what I should have done, It's just. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:12.160 I'm sorry, and then just stayed down in the windowless rooms. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:12.479 Done. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.240 I think it's I know exactly the kiosk you're talking 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.440 about at Sylvia Park, and like any more, it's quite 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.440 a high disk as well, because they've got the cabinets 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:20.960 and everything. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.080 Yeah, so he would have just gone and. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.960 Dam have fallen down into the into the like boo, 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:27.760 so she wouldn't be able to get over there and 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.440 goes the okay is okay, and he would. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:29.599 Have been going. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.280 She wasn't asking if it is okay, because this whole 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.360 thing got posted on to TikTok and you can see 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.040 you can still see him down there and actually this 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:38.480 footage of him getting back up again and he's still 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.760 doing the like slow blinking like WHOA what happened? 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:40.920 Bro? 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:41.880 Where am I? 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.440 You know where you are? You know what the funk happened? 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:48.120 So formal complaint has been laid against that person and. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:53.279 It's dead to right, really got no, he's got nowhere 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:53.520 to go. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.200 Yeah, I know he's tried to get away with it, 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.120 but people will think twice now in the handy phone over, 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:58.600 let you say that is. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.560 Going to become the more famous and the disabled toilets 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:05.359 and crusty each airport, that mobile, Kiosk and Sylvia Park. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.320 Well, the other thing is for for every ret you see. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.080 You know how many are there that you don't see? 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:10.680 Oh my god? 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.920 How many times has he gotten away with that? You 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:16.840 know how many times the ear dropped as is going 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.840 to be his wank bank is going to be extensive, overflowing. 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.480 So yeah, so then they apparently the manager whin looked 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.120 through his phone and said, couldn't find that picture which 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.760 obviously couldn't because the air drop failed. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:31.280 But what did he find? Yeah, exactly, So yeah, that 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:32.239 was another manager. 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.920 He's manager scrambling, there, isn't he He's like that, he's 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.120 seeing his whole business slash for his eyes because this 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:41.400 dirty bastard was getting off on someone else's phone. So 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:45.239 that's why he's tried to die jump on the grenade. Meanwhile, meanwhile, 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:48.120 the guy literally did fall over and jump on the grenade. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.240 That's my new there's my new move. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:56.320 I'm going possum whenever a whaere of it, whenever I 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.360 get caught doing anything wrong, which you know isn't isn't 0:07:59.360 --> 0:07:59.800 too often. 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:01.880 Just what are you looking at on your screen? There? 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:06.600 At worked? Are you? Are you bidding on the dogs 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:08.080 and work hours? 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:11.320 Oh my god, because up until now it had been 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.560 the mental health card. 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.640 Oh yeah, you play the MHC. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:17.800 You can only play the MHC once though, but you 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.040 can pass out multiple times. 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:21.960 Absolutely, you can't play you can. I played the m 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:22.920 h C with the Men and. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.560 Jerry Show after they tried to lay a BSA complaint 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.320 After I said that Jason Hoyt and Mike Minogue and 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.400 Chris Key woke up in Caxton Street with condoms hanging 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.160 out their asses and they and they said, we're taking 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.040 you to the BSA. And I was on the radio show. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:37.679 So they were taking their own brick fort show to 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.160 the BSA. They're taking themselves down, yeah, taking themselves in. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:43.760 And I had to pull the MHC. Really, and I said, 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.839 I'm pulling my mental healthcare. Guys, I've got copped a 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:48.040 lot of flat and they're like, goddamn it, you've burned it. 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:49.760 Yeah, And but I did. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.360 I said, I threatened to play it right, Yeah, so 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.200 don't make me play the mental health card. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:55.840 And they're like, god damn it, he's snook at us. 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:59.520 You can't go to the beer. Yeah, well they should have. 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:01.000 They should have pressed you on that to try and 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:01.600 draw it out. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:03.800 In yuku, when you try and draw the big cards, 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.480 try and draw out the MHC, try and draw out 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:07.480 the bow and the joker. 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:10.199 Yeah, you know, so I've still got it. But but 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.600 you can. You can pass out whenever you want. Yeah. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:15.920 I mean often people that are prone to passing out, 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:21.280 you know, they will pass out regularly. So have you 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.080 just gone to the pub and had six beers and 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.080 come back after lunch on a Friday afternoon. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:26.280 That that one. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:30.320 That one, because he so past his came it out. 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:32.120 It needs to be at like a nine to ten 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.160 in the morning where he's no chance. Yeah, I mean, 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.880 that's what happened to me after the radio podcast towards obviously, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:38.960 I passed out on the cheer here. 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.560 Oh yeah, I was. I was having a serious medical 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:46.599 event and I was watching it at a pub and 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:49.840 BALI on there and then someone livestream me having a 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:54.840 medical event. Anyway, powerful stuff. All right, let's take quick 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:55.200 air break. 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.319 When we come back, we're going to dive into the 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.960 all of the changes that Brazer has made and has 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:04.400 second or raft of changes. All right, just yesterday after 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.240 we walked out of the studio, Razor named his team 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:09.000 and we're going to go through all of the changes 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:10.600 to that team right now. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:15.400 Then the Christie's in, I think will be on the bench. Great. 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.680 I can't wait to see Sneakers And I actually tried 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.640 to put a bit on him anytime try scorer, but 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.280 he's not an option. Sneakers because I reckon Sneakers will 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.600 get a good twenty minutes at the end, and he no, 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:29.240 he is a great support player Cartes, So hopefully that 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:33.480 option comes up. We'll talk to Carl and the tab 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:35.680 about it later on in the sports book. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:40.600 But I was I don't know it's a good safe 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.080 start from Razor. I don't think. 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:43.920 I think everyone thinks he's going to come in and 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:47.280 make all these wild changes, and he's just sitting easing 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:48.839 everyone's anxieties around. 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:50.959 Okay, I'm not a complete and utter of lunatic. I 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:53.680 may look like it. Well, he may sound like it, yeah. 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:55.520 But I my sound and look like a bit of 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.880 a lunatic, but I'm not. No, I've got a plan here. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:01.560 This team is a good team. If they clicked this weekend, 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.920 they'll beat them both thirteen plus. 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.480 Yeah, And I agree with them. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.160 I agree with him saying this's what we were saying 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.280 earlier this week as well. 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:11.160 We're like, we looked a little clunky. They looked as 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.800 good as they could. Yeah, and we won by one point. 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:17.319 Arguably we should have lost by about six because Marcus 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.840 Smith miss every single kick, so we may have gotten 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:24.000 lucky there. But I agree with you, and I do 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:27.160 like the idea of the coach coming out and being like, look, 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:28.960 I name this team because this is the team I want. 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:30.920 I think these are the best fifteen rugby players we've 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.480 got in the country. Yeah, I'm not going to turn 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:34.920 around and change it just because you know this happened, 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:36.880 all that happened. This is still the best And if 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.840 you get picked on this team, it's your jersey to lose. 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.600 Seems to be what he's trying to build. Yeah, and 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:44.080 I think he will get. He will get what he. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.680 Wants from the players that he's reselected, the likes of 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:51.559 Papula you don't preach and the human skewer in summer 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:55.120 Penny fee Now, who had quite quiet games in Dunedin. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.160 I think they will return the favor and Eden Park 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.679 and I can't wait to see summer Penny skewers some 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:02.960 English players. 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.760 Well, he needs to take Marcus Smith out. Ah, he 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:08.760 didn't do it last week. He will, don't you worry. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:11.120 He loves sneaking around the blind side of those rucks 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:15.360 and absolutely smoking us, smoking scenexus like he did to 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:19.160 tejer and the final and unfairly cent off was it 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:23.160 the final? Yeah, but the thing was he hit the line, 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.280 he tries to time it with a ten meter run 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.440 up to smoke the half back if they're going for 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:31.120 a box cap and I thought he got that rot right, 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.640 but he had to get sent. 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:35.400 Off for his efforts. But it is hilarious when it happens. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:36.720 We just we just need to see it. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.400 Yeah, he always picks the smallest person on the other 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.959 team as well. That's important, but also the selections, it's 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.600 good to see that he's sticking with guys like sev Reese. 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:50.079 Probably not one of. 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.640 The best two wingers in Super rugby this year, it's 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.160 hard to say because his team sucked. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.719 Yeah, sev Reese was the best player in the Crusaders 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.640 team by a long, a long long way, and I 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:02.880 think he deserves to be there. Mark Tulliah back at 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:07.480 back on home at home turf, I think. I still 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.800 think that they played pretty well in Duned and they 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:12.160 were the pick of the team a Regon definitely, so 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:15.080 they deserve to be reslected. But it's hard to discuss 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:17.680 a new team when only one changes made due to injury. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.200 Yeah, I was predicting a raft of changes. I thought 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:21.600 for sure Boden Barrett would be in. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:22.320 Yeah. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.400 Start, Well, maybe the changes will come for the Fijian 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:26.400 tests in San Diego. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:31.640 Definitely, that's not out of necessity. That's just because they'll 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:34.480 throw them around a bit. And that's over in San Diego. Yes, 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.199 the sale GPS over there as well. Oh there's the 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:40.480 same weekend. Yeah, a few days apart. That'd be good, Yeah, 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.079 it would be would be good. We've sadly not been 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:47.120 invited to either. You want to talk about it, We've 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:48.080 been asked not to go. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.439 Yeah, obviously after our crist Each, I mean, we thought 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:51.640 we had it out of the park down in christ 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:52.520 Hutch but I think. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:56.280 We may have drunk too much and not enough sailing. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:01.839 Yeah, well I've sent Bonnie Jensen's They're not going to 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:02.400 get much better. 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.320 I want to threaten the mh. So yeah, well that's 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:04.559 the thing. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:07.760 We've trudged and horsed it by sending dear friend of 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:13.120 the show, Bonnie junkets Jensen over there on another junket, 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.000 a sneaker lit all the steed of the ship Hadden 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.880 to carry on luggage and grenade the whole thing that 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.080 big weekend over there. Hey, speaking of team lists, though, 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.720 we got sent this one on the old sosh Med. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.480 The Tyree Seniors are playing in the semi finals this 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:29.720 week against the Dunedin Tigers. 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:30.920 The team lists on. 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:34.680 The back year Runner Seniors are eighty five's Tyres Seniors 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:37.960 versus Needin Tigers, is what it says to me. And 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:41.720 they've named a team and among the most interesting parts 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:43.960 of the team one is that they've got eleven players 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.480 on the bench. Their team goes twenty six deep. That 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.480 is very very interesting. I think I know the hooker 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:54.720 Carl Still. But more interesting than any of that is 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:58.560 the number thirteen. You've got the team list in front 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:01.760 of you. Who was playing out side center for the. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:09.320 Senor Smash his name his first name Hulk, second name Smash. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:13.040 He better be massive. What what is going on to 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:19.240 the team list? Yeargan Derek and it's his name. Can't 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:19.680 they can't? 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.760 Like, I mean, Craig Kippenberger, that sounds legit. He's on 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:27.400 the bench, hook Corey Smith's pretty missionary to Ford yep, 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:33.119 Kurt McLean, Harris Keegan Smith, I mean, they're all pretty missionary. 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:34.720 And then at thirteen, you've got. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:39.520 Old Holky, Old Smash, Shannon Yng. He's got Shannon Young 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.640 on the inside of him. He's got Ryan Burke on 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.920 the outside. Glenn Beadle beatles about this. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.120 Is on our Instagram. It's a very confusing layout. 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:55.080 I've never seen a layout that goes across across and 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:55.840 five down. 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.360 Yeah, like three across five down. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:00.280 Thought it was written in Arabic and his back you 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.080 read it right to left. I don't know anyway, it 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:04.640 was very confusing, but yeah, I thought I sort of 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:07.040 thought initially this was under eighty five's as well. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:08.280 I think it may well be. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:12.160 But when I first saw that, if it was under 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:14.120 eighty five's, I was like, that reaks the me of 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:18.120 they The center is actually ninety killers and so he 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:19.920 can't play in the under eighty five So they've just 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:23.040 put a placeholder name in Hulks yeah, Hulk Smash to 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.480 figure it out down the track. But the other thing 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:29.240 is just like they've put this together themselves. Who cares 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:31.280 what names you put on there? Why not lest of 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:35.680 full full superhero superheroes? It what does it matter? You 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:38.000 don't you're not beholden to anyone. What's the what's the 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:40.160 discipline for that? Who's going to punish you? 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:45.440 So Wolverine, yeah, Wolverine, iron Man yeap? 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:48.240 Did Pool did Pools on the wing? You've got obviously 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.000 Hulk Smash is already in there at thirteen. Yeah, spider Man, 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:56.240 Batman grew, grew, grew. He's not a superhero, but he's 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:56.600 a villain. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.040 He's a villain. Yeah, he's kind of a superhero is 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.880 and he grew. No, No, I'm thinking of what's the 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:05.760 other storyline? What's the other I am growt for you? 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:11.320 I am grew So yeah, Hawk Smash. 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:13.199 It's going to be turning out for the Tyrest Seniors 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:14.440 against the Dunedin Tigers. 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.360 That's Saturday two at Peter Johnstone Park. 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:21.560 Yeah, absolutely so powerful team naming and God God bless 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.520 the Duannedon Tigers because eleven blokes coming off the bench 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:25.320 for that team as well. 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.160 It's going to be it's going to be a war 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:30.480 of attrition in that one, absolute war of nutrition. The 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:33.800 TB hunch for the Sweet Clane. There's a Friday. Yeah, 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.840 I've gone, God bless England. 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:42.800 They say it's coming home. Ain't coming home. They're paying 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:47.640 Spain on Monday morning at seven am. Yes, every pseudo 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:52.240 expect englishman has now got a stronger accent and was 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:53.440 searching for an English top. 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:56.359 Yeah. I was saying that yesterday Dannel the normal tabs. 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:58.359 But I think it's going to come to an end 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:02.760 against a pretty classy looking Spanish team who will play 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:06.240