1 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: Welcome on to the podcast. Monday, the twenty fourth of 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: November twenty five. 3 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 2: A month tomorrow, Hotel Christmas. 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 3: Oh wow, thirty more sleeps. 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: It is too How long we got two week? Finished? 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 3: Four weeks? Yeah, nineteenth of December. It is our last 7 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 3: four weeks, our last day on the radio. So yeah, okay, 8 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 3: forward to that quick amendment to Maniah PI where I 9 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 3: went six degrees of separation between Jerry and Hitler. The 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 3: photo that I thought I found of King George and 11 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 3: Hitler was actually Edward, which is his brother, is it? 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:45,480 Speaker 2: Yep? 13 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,879 Speaker 1: So Edward was the king and then he abdicated the 14 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: throne because he wanted to marry Wallace Simpson in American divorcee, right, 15 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: you weren't allowed to do that. 16 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 3: You weren't allowed to marry devorces. 17 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 2: It's going to say face like a slap dark Well, 18 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: I went, but. 19 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: I read a book on those guys and they were 20 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: It's really interesting. Like she she was American. Obviously, she 21 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: was a socialite. I think she was twice divorced actually 22 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 1: before she married him. 23 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 3: What is that thing about this? There are certain socialites 24 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 3: like you know, you'll you'll you'll hear of someone who's 25 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 3: who's married three different professional athletes? You know what I mean? 26 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: What is it? 27 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 3: How does it happen? 28 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, yeah, it's it's weird that one 29 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: Jersey chases the person only seems to be friends with 30 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: the rich people. 31 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 3: How would that? 32 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems there's not that many rich people that 33 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 1: would be unlike. Where are they be unlikely? 34 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 3: Where are that person's real actual friends? Why are they 35 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 3: only friends with people who can get them into corporate boxes? Sporting? 36 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: In music? She was quite interesting. She was hated by 37 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: the royal family, obviously because he abdicated for her so 38 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: then so he could marry her, and then and then 39 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: stood down, and then King George, whose Queen Elizabeth's father, 40 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: had to then take over. He didn't really want to 41 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: be king. He had a stutter. 42 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 3: It was quite He was really shy. 43 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the start of one. He was really shy. 44 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:13,519 Speaker 3: I want to be in a position of public influence 45 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 3: because basically all they do is give speeches. So yeah, 46 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 3: ended of a stutter. It was freaked out. 47 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: And the other part about it was it was getting 48 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: ready to have that really cruisy life of the person 49 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,239 Speaker 1: who's couple down and in those days, the Royals a 50 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: couple down actually lived a really really good life. 51 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 3: Reserve quarterback for an NFL team, Yeah, perfect, perfect, You're 52 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 3: going and you practice maybe once a month in the 53 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 3: opposed session, and other than that you just pray that 54 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 3: the starting quarterback doesn't go down. 55 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't have this whole idea that the Royal 56 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: family were all about service in those days. So definitely 57 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: the ones who ran the king were just having such 58 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: a crazily good life. 59 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 3: Because back in the day he used to just be 60 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 3: able to ball out. But then in the last I 61 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 3: think it's probably the last fifty, but noticeably in the 62 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 3: last ten to twenty, you're no longer allowed to just 63 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 3: be like, how gangster am I. You've now got to 64 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 3: hide behind charity work, which a lot of other radio 65 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,799 Speaker 3: sessions do. But you know, back in the day, you 66 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,799 Speaker 3: used to just be able to be like, I'm cool, 67 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 3: look at. 68 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 1: Prove you're a good person. You're going to prove you're 69 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: a good person. Now youre going to prove your work. 70 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, but but as a thinly veiled way of self aggrandizing. 71 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 3: So you look at this amazing charity work I did. 72 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 3: The key giveaway I've said this before is if the 73 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,640 Speaker 3: person telling you about the charity work doesn't mention the 74 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 3: name of the charity or what it's for, they are 75 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 3: just telling you how cool they are. Yeah, right, you 76 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 3: know what I mean. Yeah, anyway, I'm doing a lot 77 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 3: of charity work this week, a looking forward to it 78 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 3: sort of stuff. 79 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 2: Don't I don't want to go and I. 80 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 3: Don't want to go into it, just want I just 81 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 3: want you guys to know that I do heaps of it. 82 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good man. 83 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: But I do a lot of it anonymously. Yeah, you know, 84 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: I do a lot of philanthropy, very very I like 85 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: to do it anonymously. 86 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 3: I could share the name of the charities that work 87 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 3: with so that other people could support them as well. 88 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 3: But it's not about that. 89 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, it's not. I just want people to 90 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: know that it's still a lot of work behind the scenes. 91 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 2: How much your week in juredy reckon you put aside 92 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 2: for charity work hours? 93 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? 94 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: Not every I'm not saying every every weekend, Okay, this weekend, 95 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: that would be that would be too difficult. 96 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 3: And also you're saying you don't see it as putting 97 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 3: time aside. That's just what you do totally. 98 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: I'm out there in the community. You know, you'll see 99 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: me a lot out there in the community doing work. 100 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 3: I've seen you do some work in the in the 101 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 3: community and the community. 102 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: I'm in the community. 103 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 3: Don't worry about your younger days. You've done a lot 104 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 3: of them, plenty of work in the community. And you 105 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,719 Speaker 3: considered a lot of that charity work, didn't you. 106 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: Charity work? 107 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 2: And I mean that was free and some very late 108 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 2: nights as well. 109 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: Jury. 110 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 2: That was the impressive thing. The stamina that you that 111 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 2: you use to work right through the night for the community. 112 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,840 Speaker 1: Well, when you're working such long hours like I do, 113 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,039 Speaker 1: there's not much time in the day, so you've got 114 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: to use the night otherwise, how am I going to 115 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 1: I don't have time during the day. 116 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 3: Those those those who want to, they make time, and 117 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 3: those who don't they make excuses. Exactly, You've never made 118 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 3: an excuse. Thanks very much, you make time. 119 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys have seen that and understand that. 120 00:04:59,640 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 3: Thank you. 121 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 1: He thanks for noticing. Thank you so nice man. Back 122 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: to Walla Simpson. So she they then got married. Then 123 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,360 Speaker 1: they moved. They were looking for some cushy posts somewhere 124 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: where they could still get paid. He was basically in 125 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 1: a fight with the royal family for the rest of 126 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: his life. He was trying to get her a royal 127 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: highness title. 128 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,479 Speaker 3: See Mega Michael thinks she started all this ship. 129 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why Queen Elizabeth was not a fan of 130 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: Mega Mirkael because she saw that before man and she 131 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: ruined their family, like she totally he bought some some 132 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: tore their family apart as the woman Wallace yeah, and 133 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: which yeah Wallace was the Wallace Simpson. 134 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 3: Yeah. 135 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: So, and she saw the stress that it put on 136 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 1: her father. So she was like, we were on this crap. 137 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 3: Never again, No, Hirashim and nuggasucker, never again. 138 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: And so they'd turn up at events and stuff in 139 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: England and all of a sudden the former king would 140 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 1: turn up and everyone he's the former king and and 141 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: everyone else would be like ignore him, ignore him. And 142 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 1: he also was he was a Nazi sympathy Okay, well 143 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: because you saw that photo of him with the Nazis, 144 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 1: oh of course. 145 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 3: Yeah. 146 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: And then he went to the Bahamas and he became 147 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: the governor of the Bahamas. 148 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 3: Really yep, my computer's just logged out again. 149 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 1: And same. This is the most annoying. That is the 150 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 1: most annoying thing. 151 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 3: Sorry, this is one of the updates to the studio. 152 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,719 Speaker 3: We've got new computers that they log it. It's a 153 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 3: bloody health and safety thing. But you know you can't 154 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,919 Speaker 3: because we've got such top secret secrets on our computer, 155 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 3: like six degrees of separation from Hitler. 156 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 2: What do you reckon? Fifteen minutes? 157 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 4: Oh? 158 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,559 Speaker 3: What to set it thirty? 159 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: Oh, it's got to be longer because if it's every 160 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,479 Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, and that fifteen minutes just happens to turn 161 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: up in an interview, I personally, I think it should 162 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: be at least an hour. 163 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 3: It needs. 164 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: You need to eliminate it as much as possible. 165 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 2: Hour. 166 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 1: It used to be like three, didn't it. Mine used 167 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: to only turn off after one, used to take ages. Okay, 168 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: I mean longer. 169 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 3: We're not we don't have any secrets on our computer. 170 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 3: It doesn't need to lock it. 171 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 1: It needs to It needs to be open all the 172 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: time because you can't have it turning off halfway through 173 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: an interview with someone. 174 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,160 Speaker 3: The only yeah, what happened to me before? And I 175 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,799 Speaker 3: was like, who the hell is this guy? Turned around 176 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 3: and we were halfway through an interview and my computer 177 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 3: log down. I was like, well, who the fuck is 178 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 3: this guy? Jack made it. 179 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,119 Speaker 1: Look like a real fool. 180 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 2: I know, it was hurtful when you didn't know a 181 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 2: sc here g Laane because of your computer lockdown? 182 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 3: In the fuck are you? And then he turned around 183 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 3: lifted his ship up. I saw the back bush and I. 184 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 2: Was like, it's cheer Lan. 185 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not fit for purpose as well, say g Lane. 186 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: He's not fit for purpose. 187 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 3: He's fit for some purposes, yeah, unfit for others. Um 188 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 3: should take. 189 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 2: A quick break, quick and then you've got to address 190 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 2: some of those things from the conclay Have you got 191 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 2: those them? And I buck, Yeah, okay, here we go. 192 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 3: Okay, but it's like an hour. That's a traumatic Sorry 193 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 3: enough've been swearing a lot in the last fifteen seconds. 194 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 3: What are you singing? 195 00:07:59,680 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 4: Right? That? 196 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 3: My mum had this on cassette for some reason? Do 197 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 3: you know what the chorus is? It's me I'm get there, 198 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 3: I'll come home. 199 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: That's good. It's good that you knew. I spent I 200 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: spent probably twenty something years of my life not knowing 201 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: what the fuck that's it. 202 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 3: I was like, what the hell? 203 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: But actually made me like the song more, you know 204 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 1: when you don't know the words the churuse Sometimes it's bitter. 205 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:36,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, ain't far away. It's Heathcliff. Yes, it's 206 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 3: me and Kathy comes come home. 207 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:46,720 Speaker 4: It's so cold to me in your window. I knew 208 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 4: that it's so cold at me in your window. But 209 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 4: it's like, why, who's Heathcliff. 210 00:08:52,280 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 3: It's from I used to work for the station, Heathcliff Cliff, Heath. No, 211 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:02,959 Speaker 3: isn't it from one of those It's from like a 212 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,079 Speaker 3: Shakespeare player or something. 213 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 1: Wuthering Heights. 214 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 3: That's it, isn't it Dick Dickens, I think Dickens. Yeah, 215 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 3: And that's old Heathcliff. And she's the ghost of his 216 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 3: messus Kathy. Yeah, it's me and Kathy. I come home? 217 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:15,959 Speaker 3: Let me in your window? 218 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,079 Speaker 1: What did you that line? 219 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 4: This? 220 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:29,280 Speaker 1: But here she can sing? 221 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 4: Hi? 222 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, she's Bush. She's you going a little bit? 223 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,080 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm honest. What was her big hit that 224 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,720 Speaker 1: came through from Stranger Things? 225 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:45,720 Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, nobody saw that, kimmen, Nobody saw it. Noticea 226 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 3: heath Cliff, Kim, Where did Wuthering Heights come from? People 227 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,199 Speaker 3: who love Bush love it. 228 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,080 Speaker 1: That's what I'm going to say about the bouche. People 229 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 1: who love it. I love her, absolutely love Kate Burk. 230 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, this had a resurgence on Tiki Talks. 231 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:18,319 Speaker 1: I guess it's got good production listing, interesting. 232 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 3: Having a moment. All the hooks from eighty songs go 233 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 3: really well on tiktoks. 234 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 2: What it is. 235 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 3: Should address some of the feedback in the and the conclave. 236 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: Nobody's noticed. And we're in the Oppers today. 237 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:31,360 Speaker 3: I've noticed. I've noticed you got the offers on the 238 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,840 Speaker 3: opposite the headphones. Jerry used to run for years and 239 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,559 Speaker 3: then one day this year is like, actually don't like 240 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,079 Speaker 3: the Oppers. You tried some other ones? 241 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,080 Speaker 1: Now I bought the Oppers? Did I actually bought these yoppers? 242 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:41,440 Speaker 4: They? 243 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 1: Actually they actually mine good. 244 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 2: Another good example of your community spirit and giving back. 245 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: Precisely there it is giving back to the community. 246 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,040 Speaker 3: And I think, actually, didn't you take the other pair 247 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 3: of headphones and donate them to the christ Church office. 248 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,320 Speaker 1: Well, I was sent down to christ Church and our 249 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,480 Speaker 1: content director thought that maybe I might need to pay 250 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,360 Speaker 1: headphones down there because he might not be headphones. 251 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, that's like. 252 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,720 Speaker 1: Something he told him that there weren't. 253 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,839 Speaker 3: Well, you've basically turned up to a pub with a 254 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 3: handle a bit. 255 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's there was no microphone. It was a computer. 256 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 3: Did you take a microphone with you? 257 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: God damn it, But there was definitely a computer. 258 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 2: Yeah it was. 259 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: I didn't need a laptop, Johnny Pearce. 260 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 3: Did you take an antenna? Johnny Piace got on, got 261 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,559 Speaker 3: unto the conclave and said, ken to hear you boys 262 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 3: go deep on examples of the simulation play up, playing up. 263 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,200 Speaker 3: Excuse me, I encountered a glitch a few months back. 264 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 3: You boys had guy Montgomery on the potty and he 265 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,160 Speaker 3: mentioned his favorite burger joint while on tour, and Ossie 266 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 3: was Patty Smith's. I'd never heard of this burger joint 267 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,680 Speaker 3: before the next day, I flew over to the GC 268 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 3: for a work conference, caught up with the boss who 269 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,199 Speaker 3: was already over there for lunch. Ever, guess where he was, 270 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:58,520 Speaker 3: Patty Smith. Patty Smith's right, that's the bloody Is. 271 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,440 Speaker 1: That a glitch in the system? Was Is that just 272 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 1: the system working the way it works? 273 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,679 Speaker 3: It's a glitch in the matrix, man, It just didn't 274 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 3: It didn't have enough burger joints, so it ended up 275 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 3: serving the same twenty four hours. 276 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,080 Speaker 2: What's that what's that theory that Let's say, for example, 277 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,839 Speaker 2: you buy yourself Sabari Legacy as a car, and then 278 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 2: all of a sudden, all the cars you see are 279 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 2: Sabari Legacies. 280 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,559 Speaker 1: What's that thing called something effect? 281 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 3: Starting rock climbing effects? 282 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: Something effect? Because what's it called? There's something. 283 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 3: Effect? 284 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,560 Speaker 2: Because if you go down the Southern Motorway from Auckland 285 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 2: down towards Hamilton, there's a Rodder road r O D 286 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 2: D A. And I'd gone over under it so many times. 287 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,840 Speaker 2: Once I started getting the nickname Ruder, I was like, 288 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,199 Speaker 2: fucking Ruder road. 289 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:46,720 Speaker 4: Funny. 290 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 1: I think of you every single time I see that. 291 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 2: But you didn't used to You didn't used to know, 292 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 2: didn't it used to? 293 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:52,640 Speaker 3: Yeah? 294 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 1: No, that's right, that's there's a little there's there's a 295 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,320 Speaker 1: great example of the simulation. 296 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,760 Speaker 3: Yeah I had. I've had a similar a similar one 297 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,439 Speaker 3: on a similar of the highway, so uh, not far 298 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,840 Speaker 3: on the Southern Motorway as well. On the way towards Wouku. 299 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,440 Speaker 3: Around that turn off, there's a road called Beaver Road 300 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,440 Speaker 3: Road and I'd never noticed it before until one day 301 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:19,360 Speaker 3: I was going down to the mount with my misses 302 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 3: and i'd left work at the same time as Beaver, 303 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,160 Speaker 3: who I was working with at the time, and we 304 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 3: were Yeah, we were side by side on the motorway 305 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,400 Speaker 3: and I looked at Beaver and then I looked at 306 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 3: Beaver Road and I'd never noticed it before, and now 307 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 3: every day it's bloody. 308 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 1: He named Beaver because of that? 309 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 3: Or did they name the road after him? That's what 310 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 3: I want. 311 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: Beaver Road has always been there? 312 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, no, he was. He could have. I don't 313 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 3: think he was named Beaver because when he was a kid, 314 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 3: apparently his front teeth stuck out. Okay, so he was 315 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,080 Speaker 3: Beaver since a kid, oh ages ago? 316 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because yeah, it does make sense that he 317 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 1: did actually live around that. 318 00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 2: Area and now you're releasing a podcast called Between Two Beavers. 319 00:13:55,760 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly that. And he They did name the rugby 320 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 3: ground after him. I don't know if that's permanent or 321 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:03,680 Speaker 3: maybe one of. 322 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,200 Speaker 1: The fields Stephen Donald Field, or is it called the Beaver. 323 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,680 Speaker 3: Beaver Park Beaver Park, I think so. Yeah, yeah, I 324 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,000 Speaker 3: don't know if it still is, but it was for 325 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:11,480 Speaker 3: a little bit. 326 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,559 Speaker 2: There's a Beaver Road, there's a Beaver Lodge. 327 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 3: Beaver Lodge is quite funny. 328 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: Beaver is a great, great animals question for you without 329 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,520 Speaker 1: warning the nice jeartes. 330 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,480 Speaker 3: Is this the day? 331 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 1: Is this the day that you talk about, the day 332 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,880 Speaker 1: that we're summer, you know. 333 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 3: The day that was foretold, the day that you know, 334 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 3: the day when everyone yep day, as that's you Oppy day. 335 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 3: No Yapper Day was already Yeah, it's already been. It 336 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 3: was a couple of weeks ago. 337 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. 338 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 3: Yopper Day is a day. It's actually not called yap 339 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 3: to day I start, I don't want to give it 340 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 3: it's a proper title into a microphone. But it's a day. 341 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 3: It's the day in which people, men and women reveal 342 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,359 Speaker 3: the hard work they've been putting in over winter, and 343 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 3: and it coincides on it's the first day of summer, 344 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 3: and it generally comes after a hot afternoon, usually on 345 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 3: a Monday, but it can offer me later on in 346 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 3: the week. But the things you need for Groundhog Day, 347 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 3: for Yopper Day is there needs to have been a 348 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 3: good a day of good weather the day before, and 349 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 3: it needs to be a warm morning so that when 350 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 3: people wake up in the morning they're like, yop a 351 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 3: day okay. 352 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:27,200 Speaker 1: And the wind needs to be coming from the northerly quadrant. 353 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, well ideally no wind yeah yeah, and then people 354 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,920 Speaker 3: wake up with the confidence to go, you know what 355 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,200 Speaker 3: shorts into the office today. 356 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to drag it back to my experience 357 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,280 Speaker 1: in christ Hitch last week. So I have crept on 358 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 1: a lot about it. But I exited the office on Friday, yeah, 359 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 1: and walked out after chatting to you guys, and walked 360 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,360 Speaker 1: out of the air conditioning and it was twenty yeah, 361 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 1: this is like nine thirty yeah, twenty six degrees twenty seven. 362 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was nice. 363 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,520 Speaker 3: It was so this. 364 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 1: Warm blanket and velloup. 365 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,320 Speaker 3: To me, you get nice with it. Those nice if 366 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 3: you can get us ill hot morning in christ Church 367 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,200 Speaker 3: as the problem is about three o'clock that easterly whips up. 368 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 3: But you get a beautiful breeze for a brief period there. 369 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,560 Speaker 3: But then the problem is it can get too hot 370 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,880 Speaker 3: to around the thirties that norseisterly and then but then 371 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 3: that's Bernie. That's a real Bernie. 372 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: So you can get the gusty Norise lives and it 373 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: really cranks on. But it was on Friday, was not 374 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,200 Speaker 1: the gusty norwister. It was just a light, noisily. It 375 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 1: was it was lovely. 376 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,040 Speaker 3: I mean, look, I'm all on board with moving the 377 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,080 Speaker 3: whole station down across you. 378 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 1: Then I was there on Saturday, freezing cold, easterly, overcast, 379 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,280 Speaker 1: gray cold. 380 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 3: I've done something over the weekend. I was supposed to 381 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,560 Speaker 3: address it with you on the radio show that you're 382 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 3: going to be so proud of. Happened to me over 383 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 3: the weekend. It's something that I think happens to every 384 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,360 Speaker 3: man in their thirties. It's finally happened to me. I 385 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 3: was rearranging every now and then. You rearrange the apps 386 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,400 Speaker 3: on your home screen on you and then it was like, 387 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 3: you want to add a widget? And I was like, 388 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,760 Speaker 3: because what I was trying to add was the weather app, 389 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 3: because I found myself looking at it. We've got a 390 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 3: couple of tidal beaches around us, so I'm constantly checking 391 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 3: the tides, the times and the temperatures. Yeah, and I 392 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 3: was like, I have to keep guns searching for the 393 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,679 Speaker 3: weather app by name. I'll add it to my home screen. 394 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,440 Speaker 3: Then it was like, you know, to check a fucking 395 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,959 Speaker 3: widget on there that tells you the temperature throughout the day. 396 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 3: And so I have now on my home screen see 397 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 3: the entire top of that's blue. That's two rows of 398 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,280 Speaker 3: what would usually be apps, but it's now reserved for 399 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 3: the with so I don't even need to open that, bitch. 400 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,120 Speaker 3: I can just look at my phone. Auckland nineteen degrees 401 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,359 Speaker 3: ten am eleven, it'll be twenty heating for a high 402 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 3: of twenty two love fifteen mostly sunny. 403 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 1: Which weather apples though. That nicked it up. 404 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:41,359 Speaker 3: It's the it's the AQ weaver, it's the Apple one. Yeah, 405 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,439 Speaker 3: it's random, it's quite random. 406 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 1: It's sort of based on the truth, but it's it's 407 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,360 Speaker 1: based on the true story. But it's not right. 408 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,439 Speaker 3: The original widget that I put on there was just 409 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,359 Speaker 3: like there's a sixty five percent chance of rain in 410 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 3: the next five days, and I was like, what the 411 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 3: fuck was supposed to do it that pluck? 412 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: What is the percentage chance? 413 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,320 Speaker 3: Like, that's a stupid way to describe. But now this 414 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 3: one now because it because it's hour by hour and 415 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,119 Speaker 3: it does update itself quite often, so I know if 416 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,320 Speaker 3: it's going to rain in the next few hours ago 417 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 3: and that that's enough for me because if I need 418 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 3: to go outside for. 419 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, way too much time looking at that. 420 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,120 Speaker 3: Well, can I recommend a widget? Then you don't even 421 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:19,920 Speaker 3: need to open the bitch. 422 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:23,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, probably makes sense. Jesus look quite nice today as. 423 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,919 Speaker 2: I cleaned up my father in law's home screen on 424 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,199 Speaker 2: his on his phone. He doesn't have an iPhone, but 425 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 2: he had one of those situations where he had about 426 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,159 Speaker 2: twenty different pages that he was swiping through and most 427 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 2: of them were the same thing, like settings about seventeen times, 428 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,480 Speaker 2: nice messages about twelve times. 429 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 1: No, Hey, how do you rearrange them? 430 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:45,560 Speaker 2: Hold it? 431 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,280 Speaker 3: Hold it, bro hold down to them, then they'll all 432 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 3: start dying. 433 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,640 Speaker 2: It's pretty good. 434 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: And then how do you move one from one screen 435 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: to another? Though? 436 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,000 Speaker 3: You just hold down and drag it around. 437 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 2: Hold it and then you go get it home screen, 438 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 2: and then you can move those suns just like that. 439 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,399 Speaker 1: And about if you want to move it on to 440 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: another screen though. 441 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,240 Speaker 2: Then you go hold it over and drag it over 442 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 2: in there, oh onto another screen? 443 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well then go like that. 444 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 2: And then it makes it okay. 445 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,360 Speaker 3: But I do it so that I've only I only 446 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 3: ever have one screen. I don't want to be I 447 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,199 Speaker 3: don't want to be scrolling across multiple screens, so I 448 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,320 Speaker 3: need to so then I'll utilize folders. 449 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,480 Speaker 1: Folders. 450 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,159 Speaker 3: Look this seems to be an off here. Thanks. We 451 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 3: definitely to shut the ship down. 452 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 1: See that one there is probably that's the that's the 453 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: one that you want to go to the most because 454 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,120 Speaker 1: it knows the ones that you use a lot, and. 455 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,080 Speaker 3: That you could just put all of those onto your 456 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,720 Speaker 3: onto your main screen, so then you don't need to 457 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 3: you know what, just get one of your kids to 458 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 3: do it when you get. 459 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,400 Speaker 2: And now, what we're going to do, because we're talking 460 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 2: about the simulation theory, is that someone is going to 461 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,760 Speaker 2: be out there and they're going to be listening to 462 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,320 Speaker 2: this podcast and they're going to be rearranging their home 463 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,160 Speaker 2: screen and they're like, fuck, it's a glitch. It's another one. 464 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, see us tomorrow