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Speaker 1: Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.

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Speaker 1: The live show and the big part is back on Monday,

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Speaker 1: the nineteenth of January.

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Speaker 3: I've made thank you, I've made us espresso mart They're

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Speaker 3: a bit flat because you don't have a coffee machine. Still,

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Speaker 3: that was that was.

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Speaker 2: Quite point today. Wow wow, just grow up so much

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Speaker 2: coffee but never at home. No, this is maybe I've

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Speaker 2: got the Italian. That's nice. That would have been the

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Speaker 2: way of the top one.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not fucking around with that.

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Speaker 2: You don't fucking around with that.

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Speaker 3: Fucking around with that.

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Speaker 2: With Italian. Well, it's not Italy, it's napier. Let's go there.

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Speaker 1: For our first shout out for this, Sish Olivia said,

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Happy holidays to you all, including Herman and

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Speaker 1: perhaps Sherman by Now, No.

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Speaker 3: We didn't get Sherman.

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Speaker 2: Sherman you've even heard and of course the Christmas willans,

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Speaker 2: which he had did.

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Speaker 3: But I'm not saying we did. I'm not saying We's

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Speaker 3: rally some proof eat miss Fletcher.

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Speaker 1: I'm an ever listening to the podcasts and the laughs, brod

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Speaker 1: of my day. Thank you very much, along Matt continue

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Speaker 1: highlight of the year.

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Speaker 2: Not a highlight, but I had to tell you.

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Speaker 1: My partner really and truly does have a rock whizz

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Speaker 1: band name, does he? I love that They were called

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Speaker 1: Eyes On Everything and they won the Hawks Bay competition

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Speaker 1: in two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 2: They never got to Nationals because.

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Speaker 1: My partner, the screamer, too much of a rock star

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Speaker 1: and got kicked out of the band embarrassingly. He very

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Speaker 1: seriously still brings up when we meet new people by asking, Hey,

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Speaker 1: did you know I was in a band? Oh God,

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Speaker 1: Olivia breakup with my buddy?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: How long ago on?

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Speaker 2: That's giving big peaking in high school energy? Yeah, twenty seven,

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Speaker 2: nineteen years, coming up, nineteen years?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Seriously, go be in a band now likes ban.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I still love the screaming.

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Speaker 2: That would be cool, do it?

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Speaker 3: I'm in a band?

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Speaker 1: Or we didn't start the timer Haley's too busy. Gob

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Speaker 1: and Pizza.

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Speaker 3: I am gob and Pizza slutty too.

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Speaker 2: It's hot two minutes. Thank you, don't mouthful with your eating.

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Speaker 1: I agree that Pizza Kawa from to Wronga says. I

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Speaker 1: want to wish you all, but especially Fletch all. The

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Speaker 1: joys of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I'll be away when this plane is.

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Speaker 3: Highlight on Christmas, forcing your parents have Christmas early so

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Speaker 3: you can say hi and fuck off.

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Speaker 1: Highlight of the air, dressing up, drinking bubs, laughing with me,

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Speaker 1: best mate, till we wet our pants at the Hookozika Wilfers.

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Speaker 3: My best friends here. We still win our pants quite

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Speaker 3: a bit. Ages you still do, still do his sisters.

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Speaker 2: Murray stop eating the curtain. Hey, by the way, when

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Speaker 2: those curtains are fuck?

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Speaker 1: I know, man, man, I know, man, but fucked. Who

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Speaker 1: can be fucked? You know with anything?

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Speaker 2: Feeling that man, feeling that man, who could be fun?

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Speaker 1: I can buy some new ones. I've thought about it

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Speaker 1: lots and then I'm like, I just fuck them due fucked, Yeah, fucked.

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Speaker 2: Juicy's moment of the.

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Speaker 3: Do you get sorry? Like? What about like a butcher's flaps,

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Speaker 3: like the rubber flats.

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Speaker 2: Plastic flaps, plastic flaps. I walked through some butcher slaps

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Speaker 2: the other day. They were heavy. I'm sorry, how were

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Speaker 2: you talking.

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Speaker 3: About her like that? Whether they're heavy, we love them,

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Speaker 3: big small flaps flat.

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Speaker 1: I was walking into a butcher and the butcher had

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Speaker 3: She has wont to do. All bodies are different.

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Speaker 2: Door on the main door into the butchery, and.

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Speaker 3: They were heavy, wide flaps.

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Speaker 2: They were like industrial, Like one hurt me and I

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Speaker 3: Oh, like industrial flaps my nickname of high school.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and your rockets rock inspired by They're

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Speaker 1: real heavy, those ones.

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Speaker 2: Real heavy.

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Speaker 1: Juicy's moment there from Carla for Carla from Toto on

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Speaker 1: a short lived, long distance fledgling romance that made me

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Speaker 1: feel live again until it ended. Started in Hokitik Dre,

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Speaker 1: I say at the foods fist, yeah, whilst I'm in

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Speaker 1: toe Wronger where she calls.

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Speaker 2: Home, ended in christ Church, when oh wow, okay.

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Speaker 3: Some things are just not meant to last. They just chapters.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you made a christ Church lad Pokitika,

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Speaker 1: and he moved to Toonger.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think he moved there. I think he visited.

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Speaker 2: You moved, yeah, and.

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Speaker 3: Then you visited Chrish Chach and we're like, we can't

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Speaker 3: keep doing this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Reincarnation choice would be a goat. They get to eat anything,

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Speaker 1: climb random things, and scream bleep with no judge.

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Speaker 2: Not the first goat, not the first goat.

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Speaker 1: Next is Courtney, and Courtney lives in Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Hayleach had a long time. It's the first time.

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Speaker 1: Shout out requesta cook, Shout out to my little system. Magenta,

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Speaker 1: which is always the color that runs out on the

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Speaker 1: printer quickest, yet I never have you.

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Speaker 2: Like, what the where have you gone?

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Speaker 3: Cyan are plenty?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a merry Christmas. You lose her, she says to

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Speaker 1: assist the magenta. Wow, okay, I hope you're enjoying the

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Speaker 1: thrilling Nelson nightlife while I'm out here in Bond I

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Speaker 1: live in my best life now.

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Speaker 3: It's just quite mean.

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Speaker 1: Nelson nightlife is not great, having for several years, especially winter,

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Speaker 1: it just as dead.

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Speaker 3: I was just down there for a party and I

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Speaker 3: had a great time. It was propositioned. Don't shoo that

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Speaker 2: I got lucky in Nelson when I was a young

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Speaker 2: a young man. That's right. You enjoyed that on a

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Speaker 2: Swiss ball. No no, no, no no no no no no

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Speaker 1: That was the girl that had her first lamb kebab, Yes,

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Speaker 1: her first kebab, I.

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Speaker 2: Said to her. We walked out of what was that

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Speaker 2: barkle the grumpy mole, and I said something to ate.

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Speaker 1: Do you want a kebab? And she's like, yep. And

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Speaker 1: As we're walking over, and she said chicken? And then

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Speaker 1: I got the kebbab, right choice, and I passed it

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Speaker 1: to her and she said, what's this? I said, this

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Speaker 1: is a kebab and she said, I thought we were

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Speaker 1: getting chicken. Excus the chicken is in the kebab. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you thought we were getting a bachelor's handbag to share.

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Speaker 2: Before she's like, these are delicious. This was now, this

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Speaker 2: was a thousand and four. This was two thousand and four.

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Speaker 1: That's a different time. But Vaughn held her up and

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Speaker 1: yelled Turkish pounder and that's of course.

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Speaker 3: You're only Turkish.

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Speaker 2: Wow. And she loves kebabs to this.

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Speaker 3: So wait, you had a kebab and then you had

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Speaker 3: six Oh, we don't funk after a kebab. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: You garlic and halluminium. Yeah, anyway, that happened. What are

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Speaker 2: we ragging on? Now?

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Speaker 1: This is falling as a burrito. Theas got beans and

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Speaker 1: I'm not after the.

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Speaker 2: Beans sour cream.

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Speaker 1: But you're running the real rest. You're going to pretty

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Speaker 1: qutbooley not a problem. Yeahy do the hourly black Beans

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Speaker 2: No, it's going to be more than that.

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Speaker 1: Aren't going to give twenty minutes after black Beans and souls,

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Speaker 1: So that's you're going to be hitting enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yours are so catchy, it's perfect. The tapouli do

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Speaker 3: the holy black beans and salsa. We're not having sex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just someone doesn't rhyme missing you, missing roasting you

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Speaker 1: face to faces him from across the ditch.

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Speaker 2: Here you're finally visiting sidey and realizing what you're missing.

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Speaker 2: Love your dork.

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Speaker 3: That's a real scathing larvae hi Ye was hitting the

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Speaker 1: Oh, surviving enough disastrous online dates to write a book,

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Speaker 1: but decided to ruin the friendship and start dating my

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Speaker 3: Wait, best friends dating your own cousin.

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Speaker 2: That's illegal.

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Speaker 3: From marrying your uncle.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yes that story.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, someone some tea today.

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Speaker 1: We get some tea that someone was married they married

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Speaker 1: No they no, they married their uncle.

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Speaker 3: They were with someone, and we were like, what couple.

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Speaker 3: Turns out it's her uncle and they are together.

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Speaker 2: Juicy.

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Speaker 1: This moment of the year fairs while to include this

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Speaker 1: when mentioning a new boyfriend, So sols babes. Hopefully you'll

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Speaker 1: never hear this, but earlier in the I accidentally slid

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Speaker 1: into an American comedian's d MS post show, and let's

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Speaker 1: just say he has set. Wasn't the only thing that

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Speaker 1: killed that night? Oh and then again during a euro summer.

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Speaker 2: We simply put in more details.

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Speaker 1: How we find Courtney. How we find Courtney as we

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Speaker 1: search Magenta it's an unusual name, Magenta House, and we

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Speaker 1: follow last name. We find it first time, we find who,

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Speaker 1: then we find their last name. Then we've used Courtney.

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Speaker 3: We American comedians a touring to Sydney.

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Speaker 2: All of them Matt Rife, oh boo, fuck.

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Speaker 3: Okay, American male comedians Sydney.

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Speaker 2: I say we move on. Okay, We're not going to

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Speaker 2: try to find out who.

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Speaker 1: Oh reincarnation choice a dog of a single white girl

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Speaker 3: Sorry, just like the worst image of Chris Lily came up,

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Speaker 3: and really, if you could fuck that one of Chris

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Speaker 3: Lily's characters, who are okay the.

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Speaker 2: One that rolled LaRue?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, past.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Pat, you same.

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Speaker 3: I'd probably do the South African dog Whisperer. You know

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Speaker 3: that was for like a later.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was brown. I don't know if you would.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but luck.

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Speaker 1: Talking about being canceled Alex's next Alice from Duneda. Hello,

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Speaker 1: glad you've all made it to the end of what

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Speaker 1: sounds like a major year. Apart from Fletcher, who seems

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Speaker 1: to be cruising along having a great time in life,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually having a good time. Yeah, thanks for the

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Speaker 1: always reliable podcast entertainment. Formal request to police. Pronounced Rolliston correctly,

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Speaker 1: it's Rollston.

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Speaker 2: It's not well, as we've previously mentioned. I think silent

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Speaker 2: like Gloucher Glo glose.

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Speaker 3: It's Roster. It's the name of my cat.

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Speaker 1: Everyone in the town also gets it wrong, but you

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Speaker 1: have a far reach to spread the good word. Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 1: Rollston's Rollston Reincarnation cats Because the pats and naps in

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Speaker 1: the sun, plus periodic episodes of craziness, We'll be back

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Speaker 1: see you next episode.

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Speaker 2: We're going to Hong Kong.

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Speaker 3: Baby,