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Speaker 1: So firstly, welcome along to the podcast. So I've just

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Speaker 2: When? Can we go back to the beginning.

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Speaker 2: What is the beginning?

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Speaker 2: So I'm only going to do half here. Well, she's

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Speaker 1: It looks like you've laid on a sun lounger. It

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Speaker 2: It's just do I have.

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Speaker 2: I'm so pleased videos?

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Speaker 1: So please your video.

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Speaker 2: Had back bush.

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Speaker 1: Yuck? What's wrong? No? Man? Can we I'm quite vulnerable

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Speaker 1: You look like you had we are coming out of

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Speaker 2: We haven't been to Austin City limits yet, only been

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Speaker 1: Is it a hate crime? Though? It's half half a crime?

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Speaker 1: It's half What color have you put on yourself? I

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Speaker 2: It was deep, it was a rich mahogany. It's pretty brown. Half.

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Speaker 2: He's going to have to go down to South Austin.

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Speaker 1: I think I think you need to buy some more

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Speaker 2: I think to city limits like that, I don't think

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Speaker 1: No, No, you just got.

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Speaker 2: To balance it out. It only gets worse.

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Speaker 1: You can't miss it out. In half of you looks

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Speaker 1: quite good. This is the thing. You just need to

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Speaker 2: It gave me flashbacks with your bodybuilding days. But don't worry.

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Speaker 2: There's another member of our party who has the other

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Speaker 1: So you two are going to have to sort of

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Look Combs on.

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Speaker 1: Today see today?

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Speaker 2: Is he.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Got a line up? Yeah, that's the although I did

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Speaker 2: hear rumors whispers last night that he was pulling out.

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Speaker 2: I hope that not true. Really, What do you do

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Speaker 2: with the sheets? What do you mean? We you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I need you need to take them up a

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Speaker 2: Get here?

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Speaker 1: So's Luke Luke Holmes is at eight thirty tonight?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what time is it now?

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Speaker 1: It's ten thirty seven.

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Speaker 2: Geeesh's a long day in it long day. It'll go

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Speaker 2: by quickly. Oh, look at a fly by't it?

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Speaker 1: I allow my right hand side up at the pool.

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Speaker 2: No, there's no, there's no catching up unfortunately.

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Speaker 1: Empire of the Sun at seven. Oh okay, yep. Hosier

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Speaker 1: at eight fifteen, that's the same time. You what you

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Speaker 1: should do, Lane, it's got there's a silent disco that

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Speaker 2: It's a vodka brand. I believe.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you need to go to the silent disco, put

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Speaker 1: To you can go. You're following Confidence Man at six

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Speaker 2: I just have flashbacks, like I teleported from trying to

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Speaker 2: a sudden, I'm just in a hotel room. Lane's hands

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what did she? How did she get convinced that

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to get a bed. Why did her husband?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you?

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Speaker 2: Why did her husband take his shirt off? You know

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Speaker 1: So Lane's Lane, Joe's there, You're there, Lane's spreading. Did

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Speaker 1: you say anything? What were you two doing? Why we're

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Speaker 1: not helping him? He's two kakis in the corner while

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Speaker 1: we're not helping this man. He clearly needed your help.

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Speaker 1: Joe was so uncomfortable, you're culpable.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, those are accessories to the crime. Yeah, willing

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Speaker 2: willing accessory. I mean, look, if I had had a

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Speaker 1: I don't think today's the day that you're going by

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Speaker 2: Today's not the day on target, getting the hand in

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Speaker 2: know how you guys feel safe, and new's only none

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Speaker 2: So when you wouldn't you feel much safe? Rible people

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Speaker 2: in that do you think?

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Speaker 4: Do you think if I'd had a gun, I wouldn't

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Speaker 4: Then no, well no, but you weren't opposed to it.

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Speaker 4: I just remember watching it. I just didn't think. I

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Speaker 4: Then I do her back, get a little for myself,

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Speaker 2: No, more, No more of us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the body you look like you were preparing yourself

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Speaker 2: She she didn't have enough. She went and got a

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Speaker 1: There wasn't enough there. What's your butt look like? Can

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Speaker 2: Don't worry?

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Speaker 1: It was your cheeks. Can you just pull your pants? Step? Okay?

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Speaker 2: I mean you got but but I wanted to see

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Speaker 2: I felt? I felt like I was been drenched? It

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Speaker 2: was agricultural. No, say that you got dipped. That's what

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Speaker 2: happened here. You got I think you've got hydatic. She

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Speaker 2: took one look at you. It was dead mate. Is

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Speaker 2: this a podcast? Am? I sure? Check one too?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: So what happens from you? Let's make a forecast? So

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Speaker 2: we're gonna do another podcast again tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow is going to be interesting.

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Speaker 2: What's going to happen between now and then?

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Speaker 1: We've gone downhill real quick?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, way quicker, quick, way quicker than I thought. I

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Speaker 2: thought tomorrow for sure would be where we're at right now.

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Speaker 1: It's concerning. I mean the fact that Austin's of Your

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Speaker 1: Limits hasn't started yet.

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Speaker 2: No. Well, the a SEC has been built on first

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Speaker 2: night fever. Yeah. Well, the problem is the first night

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Speaker 2: for us is about a week ago. Full Lane goal.

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Speaker 2: We now wake up on the day of the festival.

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Speaker 2: G Lane's half a hate crime. I haven't managed to

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Speaker 2: get my handgun smoke the whole pack of Marble reds

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Speaker 2: six bucks last night to smoke yea proper.

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Speaker 1: Soft pack.

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Speaker 2: Uh well, interestingly no warning label on it, and so

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Speaker 2: I didn't know not to make gold. No, they're probably

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Speaker 2: good for you then, yeah, that must be. I think

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Speaker 2: that must be. I think they're herbal the herbal.

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Speaker 1: Night, I've got a herbal. Yeah, okay, all right, well

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Speaker 1: we'll see you in four hours.

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Speaker 2: I think it's going to be interesting. I think if

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Speaker 2: we run into Americans, which we will, let's just be

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Speaker 2: Australian for the rest of today, because we're not. We're

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Speaker 2: not covering our country in glory.

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Speaker 1: Are we to be fair? The guys who are actually

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Speaker 1: loving over here, whose house. We went back to They

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Speaker 1: they were the worst. Yeah, I mean they were the worst.

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Speaker 1: They were the problem. One of them had a very

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Speaker 1: important work meeting this morning at eight thirty. Yeah, telling

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Speaker 1: me about this.

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Speaker 2: At three A. The one that cuts. No, it wasn't

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Speaker 2: different one. It's like I'm getting promoted tomorrow. It's going

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Speaker 2: to be unveiled to the company at eight thirty. I

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Speaker 2: met the pub at three A in no, how are

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Speaker 2: you brother? If you see us at the FESTI we'll

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Speaker 2: come saurday. Give us a cut a will edit please?

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Speaker 2: I need it?

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Speaker 1: Have I just have you got your festival outfit? Sort

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Speaker 1: of yeah, I'll wore it the pool. Okay, So you're

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Speaker 1: wearing those satoes that look like daisy jokes. You're wearing

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Speaker 1: some cowboy boots yep. And my top butch I think

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Speaker 1: is covered and faked.

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Speaker 2: Ten is really sort of ups the Oh, it's not.

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Speaker 1: Too bad your tops shirts.

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Speaker 2: It's just there to sheets. But it really raises the

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Speaker 2: should wear the sheets.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, look at it.

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Speaker 2: Look at that? What's there? Is that your robe? Don't

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Speaker 2: they gave him a robe? The walk back to his

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Speaker 2: room and and you've lost your bond on this hotel. Room.

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Speaker 1: You can't see yourself. I don't want to see myself.

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Speaker 1: You keep turning away from me, so I keep seeing

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Speaker 1: the good side of it, and then your turn. It's like, well,

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Speaker 1: I remember David Banners, like.

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Speaker 2: The she missed mind you. He was like, can't get

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Speaker 2: mind you miss the spot that should come back.

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Speaker 1: And she's done a good job of half of you.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you guys like fuck you You and Joe.

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Speaker 2: What would you have done in another same ship? Are

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Speaker 2: we so good? I don't want to hear that.

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