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Speaker 1: Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio

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Speaker 1: show The HDARKI Breakfast Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so Chris Brandolena, all right, oh we're recording, guys.

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Speaker 3: Great, Okay, A couple of things to address from the show.

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Speaker 3: A couple of things addressed from the show. The first

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Speaker 3: is I think we need to start chronologically, and the

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Speaker 3: first is Professor Chris Brandolino, who joined the show this

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Speaker 3: morning from Earth Sciences, New Zealand. He makes all the

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Speaker 3: weather formerly Newer, formerly Newer. He decides what the weather's

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Speaker 3: going to be, formerly the Mets Service, and so we

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Speaker 3: asked him why he's decided that the weather's going to

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Speaker 3: be terrible over summer. And in the middle of that

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Speaker 3: we heard what we thought and what a lot of

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Speaker 3: text is on three four eight three thought was an

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Speaker 3: F bomb.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Now, Chris Brandolino is a professional. He's a broadcasting professional,

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Speaker 4: very fluent speaker, knows what he's talking about. But look,

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Speaker 4: even the most fluent broadcaster is the most professional broadcast

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Speaker 4: US is out there do make mistakes. They do drop

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Speaker 4: f bombs. I mean I've dropped an F bomb before,

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Speaker 4: for example, I no, I haven't. You've also dropped one

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Speaker 4: and so both dropped them. Yeah, so it's definitely possible.

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Speaker 3: She was let's let me never listen back and.

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Speaker 4: Bake up your own mind. I reckon. I remember, Chris Brendolino,

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Speaker 4: you predicted that there was going to be a La Nina.

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Speaker 4: So it must be hard because on one hand you

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Speaker 4: must be like I told you so, and on the

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Speaker 4: other hand you're like, yeah, I feel sorry for you

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Speaker 4: because there's a whole lot of flooding.

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Speaker 5: Oh there's there's no question. And in fact, I was

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Speaker 5: speaking to another journalist on Radio New Zealand.

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Speaker 4: That sounded a lot like an bomb to both of

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Speaker 4: us at the time. I saw your reaction to it,

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Speaker 4: how you started looking around.

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Speaker 3: The room I was discussing. I was terrified, first of all, like,

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Speaker 3: would we get some sort of complaint, would someone be

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Speaker 3: upset because Jerry, a lot of people listen to this show,

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Speaker 3: well that show, there's a podcast, Uh, with their kids

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Speaker 3: in the car. They've never heard that, and they were

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Speaker 3: I have never heard.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the word is. What does that

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Speaker 4: word mean? Appearance have to say, well, that means an

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Speaker 4: act of six between a man and a man or

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Speaker 4: a man and a woman. Now this.

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Speaker 3: The only explanation could be that he said and fuck

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Speaker 3: you look at what these guys said, which is how

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Speaker 3: I heard it, or because of the accent in fact,

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Speaker 3: when you look at what they said, can we can

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Speaker 3: we hear it again?

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Speaker 4: Just must be like I told you so? And on

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Speaker 4: the other hand you're like, yeah, I feel sorry for

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Speaker 4: you because there's a whole lot of flooding.

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Speaker 5: Oh there's there's no question and in fact I was

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Speaker 5: speaking to another journalist on Radio New Zealand.

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Speaker 4: Already, now that I'm listening to it, I think he

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Speaker 4: said in fact.

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Speaker 3: And fun I was speaking to another journalist. I hope

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Speaker 3: you that might a Radio and New Zealand typical brand

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Speaker 3: I can't that could only have been in it form, right?

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Speaker 4: Can we just say one more said and fucked instead

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Speaker 4: of in fact?

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Speaker 3: And did he turn German halfway through the fuck?

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Speaker 5: There's no question? And the fact that was I was

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Speaker 5: speaking to another journalist on Radio New Zealand.

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Speaker 4: It was an article Brandolina. I mean sounds like he's

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Speaker 4: Italian not German.

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Speaker 3: Can we get Brando back on the show tomorrow to

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Speaker 3: address these allegations clear the ear, We're going to need

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Speaker 3: to get them.

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Speaker 2: Would it be crazy? To just wring him now, am

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Speaker 2: I am I mental?

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Speaker 4: I think I think we addressed on the show.

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Speaker 3: I think we addressed it on the show tomorrow. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: because I think that's one of the biggest things that's

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Speaker 4: This Yeah, we need to also just avoid some broadcasting

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Speaker 4: standards complaints. Yeah, and immediately apologize for it if it

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Speaker 4: is truly an F bomb.

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Speaker 3: Well, and I also just want to point out that

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Speaker 3: it wasn't us that did it, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: because we would never do that kind of ship say that.

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Speaker 3: But what about it?

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Speaker 4: What about the bomb that you dropped this one here?

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Speaker 3: No, we don't have that because I didn't because I

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Speaker 3: didn't drop You know, if I'm going to be doing

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Speaker 3: up my clips, this morning's been too focused on my

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Speaker 3: butthole and I.

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Speaker 4: We're the allegations that you clean your shower nude whilst

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Speaker 4: you've got it on that really thin pulsing setting the

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Speaker 4: laser pulse, the laser pulse.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask a question of you, Jerry, because I

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Speaker 2: revealed that I clean the shower nude and no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I shower myself nude and then I clean the shower. Ned,

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Speaker 2: do you think I should have a shower and then

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Speaker 2: put on some kind of speedo before cleaning the shower.

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Speaker 4: Well, the larger concern for you, ruder, is that you

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Speaker 4: are a person who has a squeegee. You're a squeegey person,

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Speaker 4: a squege in the shower gouy. Now, either you're a

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Speaker 4: squege in the shower guy, or you're not. I'll often

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Speaker 4: go into a shower, maybe in an Airbnb, and there'll

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Speaker 4: be a squeegee. One famous Airbnb that we stayed at

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Speaker 4: which had fifty eight rules associated with it on a

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Speaker 4: piece of paper. One of them was, you must squeege

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Speaker 4: you the shower.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: I didn't sign anything when I agreed to go on

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Speaker 4: the Airbnb that said you must squeege you the shower.

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Speaker 4: I paid for a cleaner to come through at the

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Speaker 4: end of it. Yeah, one hundred and fifty bucks. They

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Speaker 4: can squeege you the shower. I'm not squeegeing every time

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Speaker 4: I get in that showers. To me, that's annoying and

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Speaker 4: actually part of the reason why I have no glass

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Speaker 4: in any shower that I have in my house.

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Speaker 6: Of that exact reason of those fifty eight.

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Speaker 2: Rolls on that bit of paper, how many do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: You broak? We well, we didn't plan in the shower,

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Speaker 2: we walked our suitcases.

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Speaker 4: One of the rules was don't don't knock into the

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Speaker 4: another onise, don't smash any plates. So well, I was

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Speaker 4: not planning on smashing plates.

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Speaker 3: Now what now? Okay, so you walk into this EBMB.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how your brain works, very similar to mine.

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Speaker 3: You picked this piece of paper up and it says

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Speaker 3: do not smash any plates? Was the first thing you.

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Speaker 4: Want to do?

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Speaker 3: Smash a fucking plate?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I was never even considering it. Also had a

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Speaker 4: glass barbecue, an actual glass barbecue with a glass top

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Speaker 4: to it, and it said you must not you do

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Speaker 3: Don't put it there. Then do you want people staying

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Speaker 4: Because it was one of those situations where the house

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Speaker 4: was just well, look if you just don't put it on. Firstly,

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Speaker 4: with all due respect, the house is not that great. Okay,

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Speaker 4: your house is okay, but it's not that great.

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Speaker 3: So let's get that out of the way.

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Speaker 6: Firstly.

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Speaker 4: Secondly, don't put it on Airbnb, as you said, I,

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Speaker 4: if you're worried about people's smashing plates.

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Speaker 3: Don't want people staying there.

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Speaker 4: And look, I don't want people ruining my house.

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Speaker 6: That's why I don't put.

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Speaker 3: It on airbnbred set. And the other thing is about

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Speaker 3: the the suitcases scratching up the wall. Where do you

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Speaker 3: think your client Towler coming from. They've all got fucking suitcases,

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Speaker 3: all right, can't so the hallway another point design point

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Speaker 4: You've got a nasty little narrow hallway going on there.

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Speaker 4: That's why people are it's your fault. The other thing

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Speaker 4: that we found was there was a rat that walked

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Speaker 3: Garage and better not of bloody smashed a plate there, right.

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Speaker 4: No, and Lee Baker, who was staying at the place,

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Speaker 4: the acc commentator Lee Baker, he found a pair of

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Speaker 4: soiled next and was dead.

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Speaker 3: Now they could have fallen out of his own pocket.

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Speaker 6: Though, oh look at these, they were just here.

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Speaker 2: They're not mine.

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Speaker 4: The way in which they was soiled would have said

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Speaker 3: No, they weren't his.

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Speaker 7: But what I'm saying is he was carrying them around around.

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Speaker 7: Well I've seen, yeah, he does do some weird stuff.

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Speaker 7: I mean, famously, he sold his his youth box on

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Speaker 7: from when he was in fourth form yep at school.

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Speaker 3: What's even crazier than that is someone bought it.

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Speaker 4: Someone He got off on the fact that someone else

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Speaker 4: wearing his box and his balls were touching. Have you

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Speaker 4: someone else's have.

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Speaker 3: You seen him eat? I don't know anything.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so she now six.

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Speaker 3: Now now it's like an autops It's an autopsy. That

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Speaker 6: I know, you get into the psychology of it.

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Speaker 4: And when I first saw it, and I first started

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Speaker 4: on Eaeding Media Lunch and I watched him meet for

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Speaker 4: the first time, I'm like, wow, wow. And he loves

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Speaker 4: sauces an array of different He's very condiment for he

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Speaker 4: loves a condiment and add a little bit of this

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Speaker 3: Rice and then you come out and like from commentary

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Speaker 3: and there would just be it. Honestly looks like I

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Speaker 3: don't know where he gets pins from it. He pins

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Speaker 3: its legs. It's like a It's like a frog from

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Speaker 3: science class dissection, a full dissection. It's like Dix that

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Speaker 3: you've watched that shirt. Yeah, it's like that.

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Speaker 4: He's got big dexter vibes. Great New Zealand, Great New Seeland.

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Speaker 4: One of the all time.

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Speaker 2: It's I just keep imagining I'm going with these underwear

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Speaker 2: coming from Yeah, they doing there.

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Speaker 4: I reckon.

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Speaker 3: Someone else walked into his room and go, why's here

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Speaker 3: a pair of soiled women's underwear on your bed? And

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Speaker 3: he would go, well, what the hell was it there?

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Speaker 3: I had men my mates were somewhere for a wedding,

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Speaker 3: and so we'd all booked in the airbnb and we

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Speaker 3: walked in and two of the boys walked into We're

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Speaker 3: just scoping the place out. What's in this room. It's

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Speaker 3: a bathroom. Walked in, there was a wet spot on

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Speaker 3: the floor. One of the boys knees just slid out

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Speaker 3: smashed the glass front of the cabinet. Literally not everyone

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Speaker 3: already destroyed the fucking front of the vanity in the

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Speaker 3: This is tough bloodle through the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: The other boat with the Cbnb that we famously hired,

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Speaker 3: We'll get another couple of texts to address as well.

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Speaker 1: Jeremy Wells and the Naias steet find them on Instagram

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Speaker 3: Well the Magic of radio and while while we were gone,

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Speaker 3: three four eighty three. This is the world's first podcast

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Speaker 3: that you can actually text. I listened to John too

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Speaker 3: Good being investigated for we all used to live in caves.

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Speaker 2: Good chat.

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Speaker 3: But today I hear Mikey Havoc profess to being out

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Speaker 3: of season when I meet you question please, gents, was

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Speaker 3: Mikey Heavock ever out of season while push push for

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Speaker 4: That's a good question. Don't believe it was, but I

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Speaker 4: hopefully Blast comes through. Wha, what the hell is that? Well,

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Speaker 4: that's when he met person felt a bit like that season.

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Speaker 3: Was out of season. Imagine I mean Blast, you'd have.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we can ask him.

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Speaker 6: I had no reason. Is that the but before that season.

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Speaker 2: Had no reason. I was out of season?

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Speaker 4: She or he put him back and says, oh, so

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Speaker 3: Not winning, well, the Texas win.

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Speaker 4: When it was a guy was def I didn't know

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Speaker 4: Is that what happened to him?

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Speaker 2: That's what happens to some people.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I suppose that's out of season in

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Speaker 2: Wasn't looking?

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Speaker 4: I wasn't looking. Why wasn't he looking for goodness sake?

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Speaker 4: When he's crossing the road. Yeah, I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 4: He was a shocker for when he's driving often didn't

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Speaker 3: Was he a Texter driving text?

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Speaker 4: And oh yeah yeah, yeah you're allowed to back in

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I remember the brother

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Speaker 2: Of the other lyrics. I got excited so excited when

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Speaker 3: Yep, you telling me they wrote this in five minutes.

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Speaker 2: I was tripping out on you. I was tripping out

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Speaker 4: I meet you. So it starts off.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't thinking, wasn't found. You compel then that.

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Speaker 6: I wasn't looking, wasn't I wasn't thinking.

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Speaker 3: The question is, was Mikey havoc ever out of season

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Speaker 3: I don't think he was. I think I don't think

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Speaker 4: Sorry about what you're playing? A big show pre recording?

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what they mean. How do you

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Speaker 4: No, why would we be.

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Speaker 2: I would look that up.

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Speaker 4: What we could call let's call something in France.

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Speaker 2: What about hotel the fine?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's call the hotels that wine.

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Speaker 2: It's a nice yep, nice? No okay, So I just

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Speaker 3: Okay, So why don't we call the hotel that we

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Speaker 2: Something? Going to try it? Do you know what that

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Speaker 3: We're we're hoping that they don't answer it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's this one called the hotel that they're fine.

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Speaker 4: See if I can book a hotel room man in French?

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Speaker 4: Are we ringing the front desk?

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Speaker 4: Oh look, apologies, I've just realized something I need to

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Speaker 4: go Apologies, thank you for your time. Sorry avoir.

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Speaker 2: I was really impressed for a lot for a little

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Speaker 2: bit there.

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Speaker 4: That's some seventh form French going on there. Unfortunately I did.

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Speaker 4: I was booking the room and then something I think

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Speaker 4: he said that. I'm pretty sure the problem is what

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Speaker 4: they say back is always quite difficult, but I'm pretty

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Speaker 4: sure he said back was something along the lines of,

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Speaker 4: we don't have a room for that date, but we

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Speaker 4: do have one for maybe the next night.

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Speaker 3: That's no good to us.

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Speaker 4: But I didn't know how to say that. I don't

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Speaker 4: want that.

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Speaker 3: He tried to get across that we're from New Zealand.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I'm traveling from New Zealand.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he would have understood.

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Speaker 4: I really needed to have my outworked out there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Also with the whole point of that was that

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Speaker 3: we were trying to hear the wrong time, so the

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Speaker 3: whole time is exactly the same. Yeah, it sounds like

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Speaker 3: a successive that poor guy. So I hope that answers

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Speaker 3: the question for that person that takes it through And

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Speaker 3: if anyone speaks French and they could let us know

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Speaker 3: what the funk just happened? What is this podcast of

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Speaker 3: not just a massive waste of time?

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