1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: Get a It's Diary here from the Haydechy Breakfast. Just 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: but didn't know that we also do a live radio show, 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: we do. And if you're wondering how to find out 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 1: what frequency to listen to us in your area, just 6 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 1: takes north or South as an island to three four 7 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's 8 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 1: get on with the podcast. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 2: Fly the Crumbliest Thingist Chocolate. 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 3: Taste that chocolate never tasted before. 11 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,919 Speaker 1: The Crumliest play Chiu. 12 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 4: Thanks char Never. 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 2: Cambo's fleek the crumbliest, fleakiest mo chocolate in the world. 14 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: You might wonder who's singing that and how they how 15 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 1: did they get so high? It was actually a band 16 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: called Love Decree. Really yep. That that singer there is 17 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: Grant mac Man. 18 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 4: Grant can put it down, can't you? 19 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: Yeah? Grant making Tosh. She that was falsetto, wasn't it. No? 20 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 4: I don't think so. 21 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 2: And that was full voice. 22 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 4: I think he was down there in the chest. Yeah. 23 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 5: And also what I like about that was it eighties 24 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 5: eighty five? I think that was that was again back 25 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 5: in all good stuff came from the cocaine here, but 26 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 5: I liked the idea that they went in there and 27 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 5: just went, it's just a chocolate bar commercial. Man, probably 28 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 5: do need to do too much. And it was just like, 29 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 5: if it's all good with you, guys, I'm going to 30 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 5: go fucking hard. 31 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to go out. 32 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 4: I'm going to go as hard as I possibly can. 33 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: If that's I'm going to sing it like nobody's business. 34 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,759 Speaker 1: And then we're going to get a guy who sounds 35 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: like he's been eating chocolate and drinking whiskey for the 36 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: last fifty five years to do the final little voice over, but. 37 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 4: Smoking rollies in the world. 38 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 5: It sounded like he recorded that around a campfire and 39 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 5: they went up to him. They just found him while 40 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 5: he was sleeping out underneath the stars. Can you read 41 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 5: this line about a chocolate bar? 42 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: Yeah? 43 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 3: And he goes, yep, Yeah. The lady who's on the 44 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,519 Speaker 3: aird is just lovely. The sunflower one just lovely or 45 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 3: the waterfall or both both? 46 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 4: Are they that different? Day? 47 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 5: The sunflower ones, the brunette, another one is the blonde. 48 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,079 Speaker 5: Should we will put these in the conclave as well? 49 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 5: And then yeah, then people can say, because man, Captain 50 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 5: and Denil Really the Internet? 51 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: Why back to flakes? Does anyone prefer an ordinary flake 52 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: over a luxury flake? 53 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, you prefer an ordinary. 54 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: Flake that goes everywhere. 55 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 4: Oh no, do I know? Luxury is just chocolate coated 56 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 4: chocolate luxury. 57 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: I gotta go luxury. I love a luxury flake. 58 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, although I don't mind in an ice cream flake. 59 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:54,079 Speaker 5: Flakes good, but luxury flakes better just because it contains itself. 60 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: It's the twix, isn't that? Which is the Cabrey version. 61 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 4: Twix is like a biscuit fingers. 62 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: What does it mean? It's the twill. It's a twill. 63 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 4: Well, you will till not to be confused on. 64 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 5: The that guy going so fucking hard on that ad 65 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 5: as the equivalent of when they got Phil Collinson to 66 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 5: do the soundtrack for Tarzan the Cartoon. 67 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: Do you remember. 68 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 5: I don't know if you saw that now. It came 69 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 5: out when I was a kid. Yeah, I remember that, 70 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 5: and they were like, hey, Phil, real chill man, this 71 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 5: is just a kid's movie. 72 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 4: It's about Tarzan. No I need to do too much. 73 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 4: And he's like, I'm going to set the studio on fire. 74 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,839 Speaker 1: Phil Collins, I only know one one way. 75 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, he did this song and Tarzan, I believe you 76 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 2: don't know that one, Jarry, I know that one. 77 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 4: Yeah. Otherwise otherwise a pretty ship movie. 78 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: You don't know that one. I'm pretty ash. I mean 79 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: grip Phil Collins. At the moment, I was angry, Well 80 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: he made a foll of me last week, Phil Collins. Yeah, 81 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: there was a thing that I got seen on the 82 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: sash mid and it was Paul McCartney going and visiting 83 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: Phil Collins. And it was a photo of them and 84 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: it was Paul McCartney playing Hey Jude to Phil Collins 85 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: because Phil Collins is not well in the hospital. And 86 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: I was like, that's so nice. And I showed it 87 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 1: someone and I said that nice is this? How good 88 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: a guy is Paul McCartney. It really, I don't know. 89 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: I like Phil Collins. I've always enjoyed him. I saw him. 90 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: I listened to him once on a podcast with It 91 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 1: was a break up podcast. It was done on This 92 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: American Life and it was all about breaking up. It 93 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: was a podcast that they have themes each week with 94 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 1: American stories and so they were like break up stories 95 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: of people who have broken up with people. You know 96 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: what they do every week getting a couple of tips 97 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: they do well. I was. It was one of the 98 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: first podcast podcasts this American life, so it came out 99 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: of public radio and the States. Anyway, the guy who 100 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: was doing the podcast his story, he decided as part 101 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: of the thing, he called up Phil Collins because he 102 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 1: played take a Look at Me Now to the person 103 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: who he broke up with, And so he called up 104 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: with Phil Collins and and full Collins answered the phone 105 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: and they had this great conversation. He's very funny actually, 106 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: so I like Phil Collins. He plays the game. And 107 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: so when I saw him in the hospital and he's 108 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: not well for Collins and I had heard he wasn't well, 109 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: I thought, this is lovely. He's a lovely guy. I 110 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: wish him well. I hope that he's going to be okay. 111 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: At Paul McCarty's a great guy, what a generous person. 112 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: He is turning up to hospital for Phil Colins singing 113 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,280 Speaker 1: a song but it was in type. But I then 114 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: played it to someone, showed it someone. I said, this 115 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 1: is so classic, and then they showed someone else, and 116 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: then they came back and then they said that's ai Ah, 117 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 1: that didn't happen. That never happened someone AI ate that. 118 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: It's like, what why would you AI that? 119 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 4: You're done by AI? 120 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 1: Why would you AI that? What's the point in AI? 121 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 5: MA? 122 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 1: Why why AI that? 123 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 5: Jason A the other day showed me a video on 124 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 5: his phone was saying this and it was a woman 125 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 5: jumping off a boat and then hitting the bottom deck 126 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 5: of the boat. That was like, that's a he's how 127 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 5: can you tell you? It's kind of hard to explain. 128 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 5: It's hard to explain whether it's a like, I get 129 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 5: why you'd want to AI that, Yeah, but why just 130 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 5: an earnest scene of something that could have potentially happened. 131 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:22,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. 132 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 4: We're pretty close to never being able to. 133 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 5: Speaking of boats and Phil Collins and Phil Collins should 134 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 5: take quick break and I'll tell you about the time 135 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 5: that Matt Ward won a DJ battle using Phil Collins 136 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 5: on a boat. 137 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,599 Speaker 4: I've sort of given away the punchline, I really have. 138 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 1: Because of the fact that Phil Collins started as a drummer. 139 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, all those. 140 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: Phil Collins, all those Genuis songs always had a great 141 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 1: interesting beat to them. They were drum robbing. 142 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 4: They have you seen like footage of him in concert. 143 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,400 Speaker 4: Phil Collins. I get saved a lot of Phil Collins. 144 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 5: I've just realized there's a live concert in the rounds 145 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 5: at the moment where he's dressed like a like a 146 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 5: like he works in a corporate call center. 147 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's how he used to dress. 148 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 5: It was, he's where I wear a button down ship slacks. Yeah, 149 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 5: he's got the hits because yeah, the heads it, but 150 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 5: also the haircut. 151 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 4: He's got the. 152 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 5: The Larry David because he was building very early doors 153 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 5: and he just rocked the Larry David Friar Tuck situation. 154 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: He was he was a musician's musician because he was 155 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: actually a good musician. He wasn't a musician and famous 156 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: because he was good looking. No, I know nothing to 157 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: do with how he looked. He just wrote good songs. 158 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 5: So years ago, before the ars fell out of the 159 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 5: media industry, we our Christmas do always used to be 160 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 5: on a boat, and actually it used to be on 161 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 5: two boats. 162 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: You remember this, Yeah, And we went out. 163 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 5: On one evening, one afternoon, glorious day out in the 164 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 5: Hadak you golf phones him here to cape cover phones 165 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 5: in a bucket. Social media blackout YEP, physical blackout at 166 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 5: certain points and At a certain point we rafted these 167 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 5: two boats up together and we had a yacht rock off, Yes, 168 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 5: boat to boat because they've both had decent sound sound 169 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 5: systems on there, and you know, I see you played 170 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 5: your soft on. We played our soft on back and 171 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 5: forth and Matt Ward won it worth this song here. 172 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 4: Sorry push and it just shut shut. The hadak golf down. 173 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 5: Its shut the the fattest snappers and the goal floated 174 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,200 Speaker 5: to the surface and we were able to scoop them up. 175 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 4: They take me. 176 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 5: I think a kinner jumped into the boat. It was 177 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,959 Speaker 5: just it was one of my It's one of my 178 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 5: best memories that the same. 179 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: Day that we were throwing a lemon across from boat 180 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: to boat as we were moving along like we were. 181 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,959 Speaker 1: We were on en route, going about twenty knots throwing 182 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: lemon and play in and play boat to boat lemons yep. 183 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,080 Speaker 5: Tom Harper had his red gun. I think he had 184 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 5: a couple of ebbs going at there. That was a 185 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 5: hot boys summer at one point, and I'm maybe confusing 186 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 5: different boat trips. At one point we had Louisa who 187 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 5: now lives over in Australia and she does a very 188 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 5: successful podcast that I think it's called we mean well, 189 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,560 Speaker 5: she used to work here in the builder. She came 190 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,000 Speaker 5: out with us, and at one point that evening, a 191 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 5: super yacht pulled up next to us, or we pulled up. 192 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,160 Speaker 4: Next to it, I can't remember. And we traded Louisa 193 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 4: for a pack of dorries. 194 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 2: Hang on, that's right. 195 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,960 Speaker 1: Louisa went across there. 196 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, and they throw and they threw Usa. 197 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,559 Speaker 1: It was a great trade. She was into it. 198 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:49,199 Speaker 4: They put everyone won. I forgot it. 199 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. 200 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,439 Speaker 5: She all of a sudden she got to get off 201 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,839 Speaker 5: the fishing charters we were on and get onto the 202 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:54,320 Speaker 5: souper yoch. 203 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 4: But they had like a barbecue going. 204 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 5: They had all sorts. Yea, And we get a pack 205 00:09:58,559 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 5: of dories. Where else are you going to get a 206 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,520 Speaker 5: packet arts from? I wonder if she remembers that story. 207 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,440 Speaker 4: I feel like that a big good story for her podcast. 208 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,000 Speaker 1: That was a good time. That was a good time 209 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 1: when we ended up just on the sort of the 210 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,080 Speaker 1: western side of Rango. 211 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,920 Speaker 4: Some like that. Yeah, I can't, I don't write that recall. 212 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 5: And then but then the trip back was one of 213 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,599 Speaker 5: the most harrowing because a storm came in. 214 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 4: We knew it was coming. We were like bargaret, let's 215 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,439 Speaker 4: ride this out. And I was in the ocean. The 216 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,080 Speaker 4: sun had set and. 217 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,599 Speaker 5: Lightning started striking land, and we're like, ah, ship, And 218 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,480 Speaker 5: then I was looking at it. 219 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 4: Gun, what happens if? Yeah, what happens? 220 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,199 Speaker 1: You don't want to be in the ocean when there's lightning? 221 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:44,800 Speaker 4: Or does because lightning obviously hits the tallest thing. Does it? 222 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,400 Speaker 4: Has lightning ever struck the ocean? Because where would it? 223 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, and lightning strikes the ocean? 224 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, well evidently I survived it. 225 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,199 Speaker 1: Or does it? This is the thing that you have 226 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 1: to be earthed or you are because that the water 227 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: is earthed. It's it's it's conducer. No what it called 228 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,280 Speaker 1: a conductor? I'm sure water is a conductor. 229 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 4: Oh, it's definitely a conductor. 230 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 1: So if you are a person swimming in the water, 231 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,040 Speaker 1: I feel like you you don't want to be swimming 232 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 1: in the water when there's a lightning storm. 233 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,240 Speaker 4: Nah, Well that's what I thought. 234 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,439 Speaker 5: So I immediately got out of the water and then 235 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 5: got onto the boat and we rowed back into lightning 236 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,360 Speaker 5: striking all around us. As we rode back into Bohemian 237 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 5: Rhapsody blasting through the Is. 238 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: That the one where we had to let one of 239 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:29,199 Speaker 1: the members of the group off the boat. 240 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,839 Speaker 5: Yes, yes, because this member of the group resembled a 241 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,280 Speaker 5: sea lion. At the end of the night where we 242 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 5: had moored, we had docked, but we were still on 243 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 5: the boat and the boat was just listening lazily to 244 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 5: the lift and he was leaning up against the wall 245 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 5: of the boat and as it rocked, as head would 246 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 5: like separate from the wall and then boom, and it 247 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 5: was just over and over again. I remember sitting there 248 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 5: for about fifteen minutes watching this. We eventually put him 249 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 5: into an orbit. Yeah, we just about dropped him down 250 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 5: and between. 251 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: The boat came back a dog like a dog that 252 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,199 Speaker 1: you see home, and then they keep coming back outside. 253 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 4: How'd you get back? 254 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,080 Speaker 1: Have you got a lightning update ruder? 255 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, so it looks like lightning does hit the ocean, 256 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:15,079 Speaker 2: but it's relatively rare. The electrical energy spreads rapidly across 257 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 2: the surface, not deep into the water. And apparently it's 258 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 2: very good news from marine life because it limits its 259 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,240 Speaker 2: penetration dip. 260 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 4: Because I was going to wouldn't they. 261 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 1: Just nukele the What about if you're swimming on the water, 262 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: do you get electrocuted. Can you get electrocuted if you're 263 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,160 Speaker 1: swimming and. 264 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,199 Speaker 2: Then you can? Yep, you can? 265 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:33,440 Speaker 1: You can? 266 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 4: You can? 267 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,160 Speaker 2: You can badly? 268 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,079 Speaker 4: Well can you be electrocuted? 269 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:39,240 Speaker 1: Not? 270 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 4: Well mine, just gently. 271 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,719 Speaker 1: I've had a general electrocution before. Yeah, quite a few. 272 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,200 Speaker 1: You know, you've grabbed like, for example, out the back 273 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 1: of I've got like a home speaker, like of jbol 274 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 1: home speaker, and the my kids once were fighting over 275 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 1: the speaker and then they ruined the cord at the 276 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,240 Speaker 1: back of it, and it came it came away, and 277 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 1: so every time I just have to slaughter it in. 278 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,360 Speaker 1: But it was kind of broken slightly and exposed, and 279 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 1: I nailed myself a couple of times with that electrical cord. 280 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,359 Speaker 1: I like out gintal electrocution. 281 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,559 Speaker 5: We once we once were sharing our packers in the 282 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 5: UK and it was raining so fucking hard, but we 283 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 5: were we had another job the next day in another town, 284 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:24,400 Speaker 5: so we're like, fuck it, we have to do this. 285 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 4: God bless them. 286 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 5: The farmers set up one of those three by three 287 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,719 Speaker 5: easy up tents, but it was raining sideways so it 288 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,480 Speaker 5: didn't really matter. And we had an electric handpiece so 289 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,559 Speaker 5: it runs off an extension cord and to stop because 290 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,400 Speaker 5: you know, usually if you're sharing, it's on the big 291 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 5: arm thing and it's attached to the thing that's spinning 292 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,720 Speaker 5: up there. So I would have to while my mate 293 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,880 Speaker 5: was sharing, I would hold the cord up so that 294 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 5: he didn't cut the cord off, which did happen every 295 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 5: now and then, and so there were nicks in the cord. 296 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 5: So I'm holding a wet cable in the rain that's 297 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:58,720 Speaker 5: already been cut and I'm getting electrocuted, but I can't 298 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 5: drop the fucking thing. Yeah, so we're just sitting in 299 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 5: the rain and the mud, sharing these ol packers, getting 300 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 5: lit up like a Chris. 301 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 1: You can't do that. You can't do that. 302 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,719 Speaker 4: My mama also got lit up one day. She was 303 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 4: ironing and shirt. 304 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 5: I don't know why, and somehow the she didn't know, 305 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,320 Speaker 5: but at the time that ultricy must have been going 306 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 5: through her hand and when her hip touched the bench, 307 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 5: grounded it and then shocked her and she had this 308 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 5: like exit wound on a hip from where she'd touched 309 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,880 Speaker 5: the bench. And we and all the lights were out 310 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,160 Speaker 5: and we were like, what the fuck. I don't know 311 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 5: what the hell had happened? All I knew is that 312 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 5: my bloody uniform wasn't ironed. 313 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 2: I got lit up once. 314 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 4: Three four o three. You've been lit up, I got 315 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,360 Speaker 4: lit up once. 316 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 1: We should do this tomorrow. We should people have been 317 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 1: have been electricated electrocution stories. 318 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 4: My only concern is to. 319 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: One person who's going to there's one person who I 320 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,720 Speaker 1: know the person's name. 321 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 4: Well, there is that one. 322 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 1: There is one person that lots of bad things have 323 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 1: happened to this person. 324 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 4: But there's also like a type of person. And sometimes 325 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 4: when we run these like. 326 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 1: We want funny electrications, yeah under an electrics as a 327 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 1: kid one like your one. 328 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, before inevitably someone will call it and yeah, so. 329 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: I that's not pretty funny. 330 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:26,160 Speaker 4: I died. 331 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 1: I died. I got electric dye. Maybe not. 332 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,920 Speaker 2: My one was stupid because I was you know, I've 333 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 2: said before that I was very strictly raised, so I 334 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to go out or do anything fun as 335 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 2: a teenager. So I used to do things like learn 336 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 2: how to play guitar instead. And we had a sleepout 337 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 2: and I lived. I lived. I slept in the sleepout, 338 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 2: and I was playing guitar one night, probably I was shredding. 339 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,440 Speaker 4: Probably shredding. 340 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,600 Speaker 2: I was probably shridden to some pearl jam. 341 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 1: I've seen guitar I reckon, you would have been shreading. 342 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 2: I was probably shredding to some pearl jam, just teaching 343 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 2: myself because I wasn't allowed to do anything else like 344 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 2: interact with women. Right, that would have been stupid. 345 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, even if you were allowed to, I don't know 346 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 4: how well that would have gone. 347 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 1: I'd still. 348 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 2: I broke a string on the gat from from so 349 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 2: much shredding from memory. It was a bee was a 350 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 2: bee string, you know, you'll feel me there. It was 351 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 2: a bee string, just being on that bee always had 352 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 2: to turn the bee string. And I thought it's probably 353 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 2: time for me to actually go have a shower, because 354 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 2: it was probably half I stayed at night. 355 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 4: Shower. 356 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,680 Speaker 2: I still had to do. 357 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,040 Speaker 1: Where is this going? 358 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 2: Where? 359 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 1: I just remember a lot about what happened this night. 360 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 4: I need a shower. After that, it just took. 361 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 2: Statistic and so I just leaned the guitar with the 362 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,040 Speaker 2: broken string up against the war went and had a shower, 363 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 2: came back and you know, as a teenage boy does, 364 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 2: didn't try himself at all, just came in a towel 365 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 2: and I thought, oh, but he forgot to turn off 366 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 2: the guitar in so leaned over to turn it off, 367 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,280 Speaker 2: but the the broken string had floated into a PowerPoint 368 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 2: that was still turned on, and so wet Ruder goes 369 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,679 Speaker 2: in and gets touched by the string. All I remember 370 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 2: is this blue spark, and then waking up on my 371 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,440 Speaker 2: beard with a black finger and just being like I 372 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 2: could have died, and I'm in the sleepout, so no 373 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 2: one would have known. And then the next day mister 374 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:26,240 Speaker 2: Stevens goes, right, everyone done, there, everyone down the homework? 375 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,359 Speaker 2: I got electric you did last night, and class just 376 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 2: laughed at me and goes electricician means you die. You stupid. 377 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,360 Speaker 5: Anyway, So did you tell them the story at length 378 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,920 Speaker 5: the way you just told it the No, I remember 379 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,720 Speaker 5: my bathroom treating. 380 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,920 Speaker 2: Everyone was laughing at me there by that point. 381 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,840 Speaker 4: I've been treating so hard I need to take a shower. 382 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 2: And I was a good student. I never got attention 383 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 2: at way he college, so it was very unusual for 384 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,040 Speaker 2: me to not do my statistics homework for mister Stevens, Right, 385 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 2: did you get an attention then? 386 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, it's a good boy. 387 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,359 Speaker 4: You wouldn't have been the only kid who didn't do 388 00:17:59,480 --> 00:17:59,959 Speaker 4: their homework. 389 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,400 Speaker 3: Nah, you'd just been the only kid who got fucking 390 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,920 Speaker 3: homework attituded. 391 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: Homework sucked. Can we just do it at school? 392 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:07,360 Speaker 2: Yeah? 393 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 1: We got all day as there's just that much as 394 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,440 Speaker 1: time so precious at school because every minute accounted for 395 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,920 Speaker 1: that you were doing something that you can't just do 396 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 1: it in that time, and then that leaves you with 397 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 1: your own time once you get home from school. 398 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,360 Speaker 5: Na, And it's like I remember, I would always get 399 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 5: the two things on my report card were cable play, Yeah, 400 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:34,000 Speaker 5: buddy distracts others in the classroom classic, and then the 401 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,639 Speaker 5: other one was he'd benefit greatly from actually doing his 402 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 5: fucking homework. And then I was always just like, dude, 403 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 5: you've got an hour of my day every day. If 404 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 5: you can't teach me what you're paid to fucking teach 405 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:43,800 Speaker 5: me in that hour, then fuck off. 406 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: You know, just what about instead of having like homework, 407 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 1: why don't we just stop at two and just do 408 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 1: from two to three? Why don't you just do your 409 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 1: homework two to three and well I will sit around 410 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,600 Speaker 1: and you got the help, so you know, because the 411 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:00,480 Speaker 1: other thing with homework is it's parent punishment. Yeah, So 412 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 1: as a parent. I've been to school, I've gone through 413 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,600 Speaker 1: all that. I don't want to go to school again. 414 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 1: I've had enough of school. I don't want to do 415 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: my kids homework for them. I'm not interested in sitting 416 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 1: down with them and doing their homework. I don't want 417 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,800 Speaker 1: to do homework. If they come to me and ask 418 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,440 Speaker 1: me a question, do you know about this, dad, I'll 419 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,840 Speaker 1: tell them about something happy to talk about that. But 420 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to do maths again. No, I've been 421 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,520 Speaker 1: there and spen a. 422 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 4: Thought for my mum. You know, single mother. 423 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 5: She gets home from work, you know, to raise the 424 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 5: child by herself, and then all of a sudden she's 425 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 5: going to do good. 426 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: I can help you. I know that's not right. I mean, 427 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,160 Speaker 1: spend time with your kids, do some fun things, all good, 428 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: done it together, whatever, But just homework sucks. 429 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,480 Speaker 2: At my kids school. They don't generally send homework home, 430 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,320 Speaker 2: and a lot of parents stupidly frown upon that can 431 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,160 Speaker 2: fuf And there was this parent's evening and you could 432 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 2: hear someone accusingly go hey, so once they hit the 433 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,720 Speaker 2: intermediate level, is there a plan to actually give the 434 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 2: children homework? 435 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god? 436 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 4: That and why would you say that, and you can 437 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:00,640 Speaker 4: hear all. 438 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,120 Speaker 1: The people. 439 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,160 Speaker 2: And then the principal goes, actually, we think that there's 440 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,320 Speaker 2: not a lot of point sending kids time with homework 441 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,320 Speaker 2: for their parents to do. And then suddenly you could 442 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 2: hear everyone going, oh my god, yeah, totally good point. 443 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,040 Speaker 1: Who is it are you wanting? O? Coulds to do 444 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: more work? 445 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,840 Speaker 2: There was a number of people that thought that was 446 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 2: a good idea. 447 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 1: Shut up, not me, Okay, I've got to go and 448 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:34,159 Speaker 1: do some homework. It's just magic. 449 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 5: Did you come in. 450 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 4: As the art? 451 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 1: That's what of God?