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Speaker 1: Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas

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Speaker 1: Cocktail Special, our live shows and the Big Potter back

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Speaker 1: on Monday, the nineteenth of January.

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Speaker 2: Now we hit to the land of Hobbitata you missed that.

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Speaker 3: I just reached Mata Mata the Matza. Hailey says, thank

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Speaker 3: you three for making work not so boring. While listening

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Speaker 3: to you for the past year, the highlight was.

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Speaker 4: Just while she does mahy while she was.

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Speaker 3: Finishing my first year of tech. After two years of

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Speaker 3: figuring out what I wanted to do with my life

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Speaker 3: with my Level five and massage therapy, on to next

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Speaker 3: year where I'll be training for remedial work and start

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Speaker 3: working with Men's Rugby.

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Speaker 1: Now are you a question? Are you allowed to and

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Speaker 1: you do?

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Speaker 3: What is it for? Five?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Level five? So how many years of massage therapy?

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Speaker 3: She said? It's her first year of tech. She's doing

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Speaker 3: level five massage.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, but are you when you've got your full qualification?

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Speaker 1: Does that you're allowed to pack who you do the

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Speaker 1: massages on?

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Speaker 4: I don't know that you are allowed to pack.

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Speaker 3: While she's doing it with Men's Rugby, She's made in

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Speaker 3: the sands, I will only massage men because they run and.

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Speaker 1: Go into a hotel and it's like businessman, you know,

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Speaker 1: Oh it's not that kind of massage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but you want to have a peak. But

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Speaker 3: it could be if you were hotter. What you're saying, well,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe massage therapist probably hate this chap.

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Speaker 4: They're just saying fuck you.

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Speaker 3: Jessy's moment he was hearing Hailey's special Jason my More

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Speaker 3: story to Hamilton Show. My partner questioned if it was true.

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Speaker 4: If that's for that's for the live show.

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Speaker 3: Only, really no discussion.

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Speaker 2: And I actually do say Hailey in that show that

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Speaker 2: I'll tell that story, but no one's allowed to tell anyone.

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Speaker 1: So she's told it and I won't.

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Speaker 4: And I won't say it on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Reincarnation Choice obviously a cat. They get all the love

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Speaker 3: in their feature from everyone, but they look cute and

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Speaker 3: sleep or a night or an eighteen hundreds, nineteen hundreds

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Speaker 3: of New Zealand home vibe. She wants to be recounted

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Speaker 3: as a home from.

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Speaker 4: A cat and an eighteen hundreds nineteenhundreds.

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Speaker 3: Now, she says, or an eighteen hund nineteen hundreds of

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Speaker 3: New Zealand home.

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Speaker 1: For one of those old and you'd be riddle of

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Speaker 1: their places.

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Speaker 2: You'd be warm, you'd be riddled with borad to be

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Speaker 2: riddled with bora, have so much borer like.

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Speaker 3: People look at you and all they see is a

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Speaker 3: money pit.

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Speaker 2: Someone would have come along as well and done a

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Speaker 2: seventies winner and shoved a bunch of asbestos tiles.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course, and when the council records were a.

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Speaker 4: Bit on fire.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Carolina's in Flatbush and she says Merry Christmas to

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Speaker 3: Carwen Shannon flitch Worn and Haley and herman held up.

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Speaker 3: Twenty five is in a crap year for a lot

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Speaker 3: of us. My mother passed away this year, this year

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Speaker 3: after her breast cancer came back and her lungs this time.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, absolutely sorry to hear that, Caroline. But

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Speaker 3: you've kept us laughing out louder. So thank you. Here

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Speaker 3: so much better. Twenty twenty six cheers to that.

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Speaker 4: Here's to that. She will do a little bit La

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Speaker 4: to Caroline, to Carolyn's.

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Speaker 3: Marlin's mum and twenty twenty six dry dry pegging you.

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Speaker 2: We've we've put the lemon cello, We've edited bitisda would

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Speaker 2: it still still.

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Speaker 3: A lot of the Sometimes you wonder that these people

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Speaker 3: test the product, you know, they make some of them like,

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Speaker 3: you know what we should do.

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Speaker 1: We have a group of friends around, Well, we've invented

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Speaker 1: this new drink. We're gonna sell it on the market.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what our friends.

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Speaker 3: Too nice though, and they're like, oh put my blood,

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Speaker 3: switt and tears into this? What do you think?

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Speaker 4: And someone's like, but surely the person who made what

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Speaker 4: the funk made? You think? Oh bottle that it's reddy

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 1: They need to work on that, don't They were nearly finished.

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Speaker 1: We won't be on to the next one.

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Speaker 4: So what is next?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're Espresso Marts.

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Speaker 4: I've got some.

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Speaker 2: Friends popping over to join us in the fest of it.

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Speaker 2: I think Espresso Martz perfect.

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Speaker 3: Okay. I went to a wedding in Scotland, yes, many

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Speaker 3: men in kilts, and also did a road around Scotland.

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Speaker 3: That's my dream and to go on that train from

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Speaker 3: Harry Potter. We picked the best week in terms of weather.

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Speaker 3: It was so sunny and warm we couldn't leave our

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Speaker 3: The o g o'barn and the Isle of Sky two

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Speaker 3: Fantastic Whisky Regions as part of My Heart Knee scotlandgeous Juicy.

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Speaker 3: This moment in the year when I told the fuck

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Speaker 3: what I'd worked with for four years that in his

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Speaker 3: professional helpiece he is a compulsive liar and doesn't seem

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Speaker 3: to know how to stop, and therefore, knowing at work,

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Speaker 3: trusts him with anything. It was on my last day,

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Speaker 3: so I and you're going to get fired or told off,

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Speaker 3: And let me tell you, I floated out of that

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Speaker 3: meeting room back to my.

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Speaker 4: Desk, satisfying.

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Speaker 3: What a good feeling reincarnation choice. Doggo they love unconditionally

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Speaker 3: and get spoilt rotten late.

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Speaker 1: Running from the dogs, but Cat's still winning.

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Speaker 3: Porschez Niecks is from Napier Kulda fan shout out to

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Speaker 3: the f VH only fans sell and shy what shout

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Speaker 3: out to my H Only fans sell and shy Okay,

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Speaker 3: okay because only fans. Yeah. I was like, maybe they

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Speaker 3: listened to the show, but do only fans? Maybe you

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Speaker 3: have a discount code or yeah, looks some freebies like

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Speaker 3: a month Freelck sky Sport.

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Speaker 1: You do her feet on there, Hailey will put her

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Speaker 3: Yeah, only feats just you know, highly of the year,

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Speaker 3: my daughter meeting someone famous. Herman, the German came to

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Speaker 3: the classes.

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Speaker 4: He's very famous, he's very famous.

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Speaker 1: We had a big year, huge year.

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Speaker 3: Panda. Have you seen them? Large and charge cuddling cutes.

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Speaker 3: So this is another word.

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Speaker 1: Has panda come into third now over dolphin? Probably I

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Speaker 1: probably should have been keeping it tally.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: Maybe someone listening to these fantastic little podcast we're putting

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Speaker 3: out over summer can do it like a running tally.

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Speaker 2: Cat's gonna win cats is no way as if it

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Speaker 2: suddenly we're not gonna cats anymore.

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Speaker 1: If this was the election for mayor or prime minister,

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Speaker 1: we would have called the election now, would be.

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Speaker 3: Calling a year. There'd be no call from the dog

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Speaker 3: to the cat just yet.

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Speaker 4: He would have called. The dog would have been picking

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Speaker 1: What I mean that you would We're taking too at

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Speaker 1: the dog parties, Somba the special votes.

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Speaker 3: Yet we've got the special votes. Always go for cats,

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Speaker 3: special votes, the special cats. Yeah. Bell is next. She

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Speaker 3: is from Australa yach She's shout out to can remember

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Speaker 3: a boyfriend company on a two week trip long time

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Speaker 3: listener on Spotify, So can I suck out a.

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Speaker 4: Bell sound.

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Speaker 3: And coffee back?

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Speaker 4: And as I sucked the sound.

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Speaker 1: Throat to be fed? Really care where you listen to it?

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Speaker 4: Just listen, just just listen.

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Speaker 3: It's like, you know, we're not the lar Lays League

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Speaker 3: of streaming platforms with league as long as their baby's

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Speaker 3: feed fit, I'm sill as going with them. I have

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Speaker 3: once before and now wa washing, I would know that

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Speaker 3: good whatever hoigho year. Finally, traveling to New Zealand Lake

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Speaker 3: was a delight down south.

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Speaker 1: Maybe, Oh, you're like Poukhaki. Yeah, isn't that?

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Speaker 4: What is sure?

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Speaker 3: Is there the one?

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Speaker 1: No way like pookacky? This is beautiful all the vowels right,

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering that you drive down the side to

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Speaker 1: get to like mohowk Yeah, Mount Cock and then Tanna

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Speaker 1: and you turn off just after Twine.

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Speaker 4: All before sure okay, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: To go to Alaki. That's where I went hiking. Lovely.

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Speaker 1: It's so beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I love Lake, the bluest lake in New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: That's the lake if you just from around.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, juicy, this moment of the year. I got into

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Speaker 3: law school. Congratulations, reincarnation didn't.

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Speaker 4: Well, she's in law school, but she has a pass

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Speaker 4: the bar.

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Speaker 3: Reincarnation choice a very love cat or dog. So that's

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Speaker 3: that's okay. I think that's we're going to strike that out.

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Speaker 4: It's negative.

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Speaker 1: Neither. Yes, I'm going to cross that.

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Speaker 3: Call Reese's and christ Juge, Merry Christmas to all my

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Speaker 3: family and friends. You're all amazing and I love you.

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Speaker 3: Hi the year watching my little boy, baby boy grow

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Speaker 3: up juicy, This moment of the year, get him over

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Speaker 3: sick to me done when she took two attempts they

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Speaker 3: couldn't complete.

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Speaker 2: It and got a massive, massive, huge pipe, huge job

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Speaker 2: and pipe.

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Speaker 3: Could pipe and huge dog.

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Speaker 1: Now when are you getting Is twenty twenty something to

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Speaker 1: be the year of the vitectomy? I don't know, because

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Speaker 1: you are so fucking useless.

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Speaker 3: That an old dad the other day and I was

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Speaker 3: just like, no, oh my god, do.

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Speaker 1: I need to show you your bank account?

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Speaker 4: I know you don't thank you. We already struggle to

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Speaker 4: get you to come hang out with.

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Speaker 1: Well, maybe do you want us to organize a promo

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Speaker 1: next year we'll be doing on the radio.

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Speaker 4: Just cook them in the dick, don't kill me.

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Speaker 3: In the dad me in the deck Reese's reincarnation Joice Elephant,

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Speaker 3: elephant making.

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Speaker 4: One you can ride or one that's just free and Africa.

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Speaker 3: Oh Haley, we don't run elephants regardless of we're our Asians.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe historically we might have, but we know better now.

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Speaker 3: We just throw the papers through.

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Speaker 1: Okay, do not throw things at my ceiling. Fan think

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Speaker 1: you that's very expensive.

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Speaker 4: Let you do whatever we want to do. You're not

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Speaker 4: the boss of us.

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Speaker 3: Amazing in my house.

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Speaker 4: Oh U join us next time. We got a Ashburton

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Speaker 1: The Hunter Valley