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Speaker 1: The Big Show on holdak cheers Twoey from bringing back

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Speaker 1: to lass and the world gone man. Yeah right, It's.

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Speaker 2: Time to go over size.

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Speaker 1: This is the biggest, biggest feast, is the biggest, our

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Speaker 1: biggest shot big show.

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Speaker 3: Jason Howitz, Mike Minogue and kidd A your mad Barsard's

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Speaker 3: great of your company. This glorious Thursday afternoon. It is

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Speaker 3: the fourteenth of November twenty twenty four and you you're

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Speaker 3: massive backbones and listening to the big Show brought to

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Speaker 3: you by Twey.

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Speaker 4: Get it in, yeah, get it inside you.

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Speaker 3: And I can tell you that we are currently broadcasting

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Speaker 3: from the stunning, the magnificent ner Why golf Course on

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Speaker 3: the coastline here in west Auckland and mowgi As always

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Speaker 3: looking like an absolute stellion.

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Speaker 4: You Greek of Donna's how's life going? Pretty grassy? You

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Speaker 4: made dog your sixth son of a bay. It was

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Speaker 4: an absolutely joy to turn up here. I didn't anticipate

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Speaker 4: in the golf today, sure, but tuning up here, coming

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Speaker 4: out onto the balcony and seeing you sprinting down the

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Speaker 4: eighteenth with a family of magpies and hot pursuit trying

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Speaker 4: to pick your eyes out. It's good to see you

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Speaker 4: as part of nature, brother, and you really took it

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Speaker 4: to them with your sand whiche. It was a thing

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Speaker 3: Yeah. They're narie little bar sards, the old magpies, aren't they.

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Speaker 3: And I played a shot and I think I knocked

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Speaker 3: Really put me off my golf game. Actually, to be

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Speaker 3: But Keezy, we're in your fantastic black foils capped there

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Speaker 3: and your green golfing shirt. How's life mate.

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Speaker 5: Life's great, Hoidy Jay. We are broadcasting from Millie Way

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Speaker 5: Golf Club. It's sort of moody moody afternoon here. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: on the West Auckland coastline. It's cloudy, weave it of rain,

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Speaker 5: but the view we have got is magnificent. We've just

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Speaker 5: and we'll keep that in mind for next time here

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Speaker 5: at beautiful Midy Wire as well. It's been a great

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Speaker 5: day and I think you know the one thing that

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Speaker 4: Rating drive show? Absolutely mate, of course that the day

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Speaker 4: started off you were bathed in sunshine. Of course, as

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Speaker 4: the round progressed and the shots mounted up, you brought

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Speaker 4: great shame on this golf course and that clouded over

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Speaker 5: The good thing is I did bring shame, so did Jay,

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Speaker 5: so did pretty much everyone that played here today. But

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Speaker 5: the most shame was actually brought forward by Pugsunt and

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Speaker 5: he wasn't even playing. But we will certainly get into

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Speaker 5: that next.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's I think it's a fair assessment, Maggie.

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Speaker 3: We disgraced this beautiful course today. We humiliated ourselves our prize.

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Speaker 3: When as we are sitting over here just across from us

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Speaker 3: some burghers, there are a couple of handy players and

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Speaker 3: great day. We'll have a bit of a debrief, but

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Speaker 3: let's get into the tunes. First day, but a sound garden.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue

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Speaker 1: and Keizyes.

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Speaker 3: Indeed kingsively on there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show

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Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon, alive from Mudaway Golf Course for the

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Speaker 3: first of our first ever round. It was a swingers club, fellas,

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Speaker 3: I just realized the Jay two.

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Speaker 4: It was a shame to miss out on it. But look,

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Speaker 4: so you guys had a ball. It was a ball, Mogi,

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Speaker 4: it was a golf ball. Mudy Way Golf Club.

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Speaker 5: It's a beautiful place to play in a bit of

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Speaker 5: beautiful place to start our Hdarky Swingers Club. The idea

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Speaker 5: behind it is we by we, I mean me and Jas.

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Speaker 5: We love our golf and so why not just use

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Speaker 5: the Big Show as an excuse to go and play

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Speaker 5: some of the nicest courses around New Zealand. So we

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Speaker 5: are keen for suggestions. If you have any suggestions three

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Speaker 4: Although to be honest.

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Speaker 5: I don't really want the rest of the Hidaky Swingers

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Speaker 4: Yeah did you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, we did ever think?

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Speaker 4: Yeah we had a great.

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Speaker 3: I mean mate, I'll be honest with you. Mogi front nine,

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Speaker 4: We only played seven holes on the front nine.

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Speaker 3: No, seriously, it is an amazing golf course. Did you

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Speaker 3: Go and do it? The front The front seven played

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Speaker 3: just I disgraced myself. I disgraced my family. I disgraced

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Speaker 3: the golfing community. The people that run the golf course

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Speaker 3: The elderly community, Yeah, the elderly community. I disgraced the

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Speaker 3: boat shirt community. Hey, this is a great golfing shirt

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Speaker 3: I've discovered. And can I just say, because we've posted

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Speaker 3: all right, because who wants to see houghdy J playing

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Speaker 4: A minute ago, you just said you went to garbage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I did, actually did a garbage in eleven from

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Speaker 4: If you're on the Instagram, get onto the Hodecke Big Show.

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Speaker 4: There's some great footage of houghdy j and taking seven

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Speaker 4: shots to get out of a bunker. But people have

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Speaker 4: jumped in the comments, man, because we've got such great

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Speaker 4: listeners out there and an incredible audience. They've got a

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Speaker 4: bit of advice for you, man. Oh god, do you

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Speaker 4: want to hear some of this stuff?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 4: Pretty good one here from Yo No Sam, get some

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Speaker 4: power in those withered legs.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah? Good cool?

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Speaker 4: Oh you're this one from bread All and Z. Swing

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Speaker 3: I've never been in a in a what do you

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Speaker 3: call them a bunker before, so and I don't actually

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Speaker 4: Mate, It wasn't a concern in the air.

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Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, I should have.

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Speaker 5: What about this one from Schvinsky, open your stance then

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Speaker 5: the club face, slap it at the ground and follow through.

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Speaker 5: This one here is quite good as well, from Marcus Muppet.

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Speaker 5: So people have got great advice for you, which is great.

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Speaker 3: Troy coming too, by the way, because you know, I

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Speaker 5: What about this one here from Campbell cracking up at

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Speaker 5: how bad Jason's that golf?

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Speaker 6: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Speaker 4: So that's that's not so much advice, that's just.

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Speaker 3: Sort of humiliating me. Yeah, yeah, you know.

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Speaker 4: Also, but this one here, and there's a couple of

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Speaker 5: Is that you can you can hit the sand underneath

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Speaker 5: the ball, that's fine, but when you're lining up and

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Speaker 4: Stroke, and when you're playing in the big leagues.

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Speaker 3: So actually, when you say it took me six shots

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Speaker 4: It was probably about sixteen.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, But to be honest, Mogie, we all played terrible.

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Speaker 4: There were eight of us playing today.

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Speaker 5: Seven of us played really badly and we still had

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Speaker 5: a great time. And that's what the Hducky Swingers Club

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Speaker 4: It involved PUGSN And Hoidy j R.

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Speaker 5: And let's just say, if Houghdy Jay's day wasn't going

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Speaker 4: Ten times worse.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna bring Pugs and to explain himself because it

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Speaker 5: It's great and I'm stoked that Pugs aren't decided to

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Speaker 4: So thank you, Pugs.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

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Speaker 3: Faith No More There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show

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Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon at the beautiful Mudy Why golf course

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Speaker 3: out here in west Auckland.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Jase.

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Speaker 5: We're doing the first of the Hdarky Swingers Club, which

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Speaker 5: is basically an excuse for us to play some of

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Speaker 5: the nicest golf courses in New Zealand looking for suggestions

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Speaker 5: on three four eight three and we had overall a

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Speaker 5: terrible day in terms of golfing performances. We disgraced everyone,

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Speaker 5: We disgraced Hodarchy, our families.

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Speaker 4: It was an absolute shamozzle.

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Speaker 5: However, no one disgraced themselves more than Pugs an our

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Speaker 5: fantastic producer who to be honests, made all of this possible.

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Speaker 5: He's spent the whole day setting things up, getting things

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Speaker 5: well at professional Pugs are welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 2: thanks for having me out with you guys golfing today

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Speaker 2: is my first time golfing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So you know there's a lot.

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Speaker 2: About golfing that I'm not really too familiar with, driving carts.

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Speaker 4: Heading the balls, things like that. You know. That's right.

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Speaker 3: Let me set the scene for you movie. Thank you

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Speaker 3: so hoodie Jay. I've been going on pretty solidly. And

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Speaker 3: then on the back nine, as previously mentioned, shat the bed.

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Speaker 4: Well, it was a bed on the back night.

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Speaker 3: It's the closest I've ever come so far to throw it,

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Speaker 3: heaving my clubs into the ocean. I was ifing and

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Speaker 3: jeffer and like a basket. And the really good thing

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Speaker 3: about it was we managed to catch that real capitulation

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Speaker 3: Jeff and finally Mogi. I think it was on the

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Speaker 3: fourteenth hole. I played a lovely shot. Of course that

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Speaker 4: You parked. I turned around. He was screaming at you.

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Speaker 3: Is indeed Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarky Big

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Speaker 4: And we haven't received any complaints about it. It was

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Speaker 3: It was most real for sure.

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Speaker 4: Mogie, well, hang on, it was just this is the issue.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I came away from it feeling extremely embarrassing and shame.

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Speaker 4: Hold Ikey, you're.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you have Thursdays going

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Speaker 3: along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show

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Speaker 5: Hey, oh, ja's just quickly. Oh yes, have you guys

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a big show. Improv shower weeze. Was it

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Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

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Speaker 3: Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes

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Speaker 3: past five o'clock. Now. Yesterday we had a regular feature

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Speaker 3: And the scenario that we set up for the particular

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Speaker 4: That was off the back of we're running a big

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Speaker 4: The numbers came back on that ninety the years ten

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Speaker 5: decided about thirty seconds before we went on here that

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Speaker 5: it was going to be me doing wheeze in the

439
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Speaker 5: shower whilst farting constantly. And look, it was some of

440
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Speaker 5: the worst radio I've certainly ever been involved with.

441
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Speaker 4: I Keezy, you did the night show for years, Mike,

442
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,200
Speaker 4: don't laugh at that. The night show was. It was

443
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Speaker 4: a great quality radio.

444
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Speaker 5: All right, we'll here, okay, all right, New Zealand, New Zealand,

445
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,200
Speaker 5: make your mind up, all right? Text us on three

446
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:10,879
Speaker 5: four eight three. Here is a replay of shower Wize improv.

447
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Speaker 5: Was this good radio?

448
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Speaker 4: Or was an absolutely terrible Oh? Thank goodness, it's been

449
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:21,200
Speaker 4: such a hard day. Right, Okay, I'm just gonna take

450
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Speaker 4: the old.

451
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Speaker 5: Right usually on the radio, Chase, I'm just gonna she's

452
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Speaker 5: gonna take my pants off.

453
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Speaker 4: There, nice, get the whole out right. She's gonna open

454
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Speaker 4: the door of the shower.

455
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Speaker 3: Just Keezy is about to step into the shower. His

456
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Speaker 3: beloved partner walks into the bathroom.

457
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Speaker 4: I'll be begging a minute. Oh what was that, babe?

458
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Speaker 3: What he?

459
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Speaker 4: What have I told you about that?

460
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Speaker 5: Well, it's just it's been such a long day.

461
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,400
Speaker 4: It's been such a long day. It's disgusting. How many

462
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 4: times have I told you?

463
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Speaker 5: Well, it's just I know, that's just how I'm here.

464
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Speaker 5: There's water running. How do you look at yourself in

465
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Speaker 5: the mirror. I can't see myself in the mirror. It's

466
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Speaker 5: behind me, so I don't have to worry about that.

467
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Speaker 3: But that's not all that's going on for ol keezy.

468
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Speaker 4: Ah ah ah Are you kidding me? What did you just?

469
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Speaker 4: What did you just rip ass?

470
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Speaker 2: No?

471
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Speaker 4: I just I can't help it when I start going.

472
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Speaker 4: It's just what happens.

473
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Speaker 3: And it certainly doesn't mean there doesn't.

474
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, can you leave? Can you sleep? It's

475
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Speaker 4: just can you leave? Can you please leave? That is disgusting,

476
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 4: your passing wind and doing week. How many times have

477
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Speaker 4: I spoken to you about this?

478
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Speaker 3: Chris?

479
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Speaker 5: I'm well aware of what's happening. Or I'm well aware

480
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 5: of what's happening. I've done it before.

481
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Speaker 4: I'm honestly, I don't even look at you right now.

482
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 4: And it's not only because of your burnt meat, petty nips.

483
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 4: If you're going to urinate in the share, Chris, could

484
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Speaker 4: you at least turn the shore on Banks Babe, so.

485
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Speaker 5: Jesus Craig would laugh to hear at the Boody Way

486
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Speaker 5: Golf Club.

487
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Speaker 3: Oh God, New Zealand.

488
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Speaker 4: Was that the worst radio you've ever heard?

489
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Speaker 5: Please let us know on three four eight three, and

490
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Speaker 5: please be in favor of me everyone that takes through

491
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Speaker 5: in the draw for a toy price back.

492
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Speaker 4: I just spared it. Here's Tom Pittich the Hodarchy.

493
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Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

494
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed Nirvana there on the radio Hold Archy Big

495
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Speaker 3: Show this Thursday evening live from the beautiful and scenic

496
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Speaker 3: Mudawai Golf Course out here in west Auckland. Now, on

497
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Speaker 3: the previous voice break, we played a very controversial replay

498
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Speaker 3: I guess of yesterday's improv and we asked the question

499
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Speaker 3: of the punters out there, was this the greatest radio

500
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Speaker 3: we've ever created or the worst mogi?

501
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 4: That's right? And the content not to bang on about

502
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 4: a bit involved urinating in a shower and flatcher flatulence

503
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,640
Speaker 4: from Kezy.

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00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

505
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 4: So you know, the question is, you know, is that

506
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,719
Speaker 4: kind of toilet humor? Is that up to the standard

507
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 4: of the Big Show or is it beneath us? And

508
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 4: so we've gone to the text machine. The audience have

509
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Speaker 4: come back to us keezy on three four eight three.

510
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Speaker 5: What do they say, Well, it's interesting because it's completely

511
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Speaker 5: split perfectly down the middle. Yeah, all right, so three

512
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Speaker 5: four eight three. By the way, everyone the text threw

513
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Speaker 5: in the drawer for some tooy prize packs.

514
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

515
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 5: Worst radio I've ever heard in my missus listens to

516
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Speaker 5: jonaan ben.

517
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Speaker 4: Where in the next text that.

518
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Speaker 5: Was award winning radio cusping on the verge of one

519
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 5: of the greatest moments in New Zealand broadcasting.

520
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.

521
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Speaker 5: I would disagree with that. Best radio ever. Fellers such

522
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 5: great fart noises. Couldn't do them better myself. That's good

523
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Speaker 5: eating boys. Worst radio ever, but in such.

524
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Speaker 3: A good way.

525
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 4: Keep it up.

526
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Look. The only criticism I have, if I

527
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Speaker 3: have any, is we needed more wind.

528
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 4: I agree, you know what I mean.

529
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Speaker 3: If there had to be more wind, that would have

530
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Speaker 3: really nailed at home, right. Yeah.

531
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Speaker 5: It was the like, okay, not enough wind. I want

532
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Speaker 5: to rip my ears off, but I need them for

533
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 5: my glasses. Worst ever, that was one hundred percent prime

534
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 5: beef radio keasy.

535
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Speaker 4: Best part was the fart noises It's.

536
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Speaker 5: Amazing demographic, really is You know, there's obviously two sides

537
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Speaker 5: of it, yes, and.

538
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Speaker 4: One side really did love it a lot. One person

539
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Speaker 4: just sent through.

540
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Speaker 5: Here ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

541
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Speaker 4: Ha absolute filth. Terrible radio you dogs sounds like yes,

542
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Speaker 4: she yes.

543
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Speaker 5: Easily the worst awful radio. Keezy needs an Oscar for that.

544
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Speaker 5: So I think you see.

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Speaker 3: Even the ones in a sort of disparaging I kind

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Speaker 3: of get the vite there. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: I agree, But what I don't want to do is

548
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Speaker 5: I think we should not do content that splits the

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Speaker 5: audience down the middle.

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Speaker 3: You know, how does it feel split to me? Well?

551
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Speaker 4: It is, that's right. I mean it might be split

552
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 4: here on the text machine, you're going to get people

553
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 4: that are pretty passionate about it. But I think the

554
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 4: only proper way to do it as we go to

555
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 4: the Big Pole. Sure, we're going to run this on

556
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 4: the Big Pole. You can have your vote there and

557
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 4: it's going to be another binding referendum, is if over

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Speaker 4: fifty cent of people like it, we're going hard on.

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Speaker 3: We're not going hard.

560
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Speaker 5: You can vote on the Big Poe, the Big Pole,

561
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Speaker 5: Houdarky Big show on the Instagram story there.

562
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Speaker 4: I still feel terrible about this whole thing. That's great.

563
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: Easy The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.

564
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Speaker 3: Ik Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show

565
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 3: this Thursday evening.

566
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Boys, as you know, I'm in the final stage

567
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 4: of getting treated for R and V. Are you going?

568
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 4: I'm pretty excited about it.

569
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Speaker 3: You're looking so good, Maggie. I know I say that

570
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 3: a lot, but seriously, man.

571
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 4: Every day you say it leads the world to me.

572
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 4: So anyway, I did a little bit of a bulk

573
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Speaker 4: just to keep me occupied through the winter months. You know,

574
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Speaker 4: I got it to ninety five kilos. I waited in

575
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,719
Speaker 4: last Wednesday, and today I've done another way in and

576
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 4: I've come in at ninety one point one. Well, so

577
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 4: that's after a week seven days. Wow, I've lost three

578
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 4: point nine kilos.

579
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's pretty good man.

580
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 4: That's not baggun, is it. That's good. I don't know

581
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 4: what percentage of that is muscle, but probably eighty percent

582
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 4: of it, which is great. I'm trying to lose only fat,

583
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 4: but only today I've I've been eating like an absolute animal, sure,

584
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 4: but only once I got out here. Yes, and my

585
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 4: guts at the moment are absolutely given it to me.

586
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 4: You will have noticed that I've fluctuated between sitting and

587
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 4: standing over the course of the show today. I have

588
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 4: noticed that, and that's says I try and work this

589
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 4: huge amount of feud for through first my small and

590
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 4: testine and then my large and testine, and possibly the

591
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 4: other way around. Today, since I've got here, I've had

592
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 4: fifteen almonds. Oh, almonds, Yeah, almonds, almonds. What do you say,

593
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 4: al almonds almened olmonds, yeah, one banana, banana, Yeah, that's right.

594
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 4: I've had one sandwich that was out here. It's one

595
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 4: that you get from a servo. I had a Plowman's.

596
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 4: It's sort of one of those ones that's cut into

597
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 4: a triangle. It's a triple layered. Was it a club?

598
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 4: It was a club, yeah.

599
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 3: Club, said loves me a club sandwich a club.

600
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 4: Big bastard there. I also had a hamburgers made out

601
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 4: here at the Mudaway Golf called bloody Beautiful.

602
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 3: It was magnificent hamburger.

603
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 4: And then I had that bowl of chips.

604
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 3: Yes.

605
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 4: So that's quite a lot to be absorbing. And it

606
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 4: was in the space of about forty minutes. Yeah, and

607
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 4: I'm a little bit concerned about the calories that I'm

608
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 4: taking in, but also what's going to happen when I

609
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 4: get home tonight.

610
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. One of the

611
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 3: things that I've noticed about you over the years is

612
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 3: you're not a slow eater. No, I mean you really

613
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 3: shovel that stuff down your gob you know. For example,

614
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 3: the hamburgers, a big hearty hamburger. You got here mode

615
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 3: through it and I kid you not in a minute yep,

616
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: it was gone.

617
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 4: Well I think it shows respect to the chef, absolutely, Yeah,

618
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 4: So I try and get it in me, get it

619
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 4: in me, Yeah, fast as I possibly can. Good it is,

620
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 4: and it bloody was as well. You have like a

621
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 4: weight in mind, probably about eighty eight, right eighty eight,

622
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 4: and then you'll be sure at fighting weight keysy, I'll

623
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 4: be punching on at R and V after that.

624
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff mate. So you think after this afternoon,

625
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: maybe you've gone from a ninety one point one to

626
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: maybe a ninety seven.

627
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 4: I think I've probably gone up a couple of kilos there,

628
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 4: but I don't know what lives. So there's something about

629
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 4: the addict in me where if there's free food going

630
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 4: around or booze or cigarette.

631
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 5: I'm in one hundred percent and that, to be fair,

632
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 5: that doesn't happen in life very often. So when it

633
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 5: does happen, you should be all in.

634
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I am.

635
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 4: It's like you Jo's when we're in the studio there

636
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 4: and the chips come out or anything like that. When

637
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 4: you say chips come out, you mean here he goes

638
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 4: and gets them from I was going to say, yeah,

639
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 4: I mean there's a cupboard and it's got a whole

640
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 4: lot of signs there that says do not eat. These

641
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 4: are for our winners, and Jays just takes that sign,

642
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 4: throws it on the floor and then rips it to

643
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 4: the chips.

644
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

645
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, well urinated on it as well on the sign.

646
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so good.

647
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

648
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 3: Kissy Oasis there on the radio hold Archy Big Show

649
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 3: this Thursday evening. And I understand Fellows, though I haven't

650
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 3: heard it myself that there's been a bit of controversy

651
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 3: towards the Big Show from the Agenda of the Fellows

652
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 3: on the Agenda podcast, which is a sort of lame

653
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 3: mass kind of acc acc sort of sport podcast. I

654
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 3: think it happens daily. Why they do it daily, I've

655
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 3: got no idea once a week would be plenty.

656
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right there, one back to back sports podcast

657
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 4: of the year. But I mean, as we know, you know,

658
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Speaker 4: awards me nothing totally. We have won none until we

659
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 4: win also being nominated for none. Yeah. So yeah. I

660
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 4: was listening to it on the drive out here to

661
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 4: Middleway Golf Club and I was shot. I nearly drove

662
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 4: off the road. Yeah, because I can of them to

663
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 4: be kin I consider them to be far though, and

664
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 4: to hear them just openly accusing us pointing the finger,

665
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 4: I was offended and disgusted. Sure, sure, let's have a listen.

666
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 7: Talking about it off here, let's start the podcast with it.

667
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 7: Our headphones get taken every single fund, every day, every day,

668
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 7: and that is because the book show covin here and

669
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 7: record their show.

670
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: And they what they did is they come and record

671
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: their outro before their show in here and then just

672
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 2: walk out with the headphones and any other job.

673
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 7: If you're a builder and you don't have a hammer,

674
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 7: what you do not do is take another man's hammer.

675
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 4: I'm smelling some sort of revenge here. I'm sick.

676
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 2: Of it, put something in the headphones that gives them

677
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 2: ear cancer better.

678
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 7: Yet, I think it needs to be more immediate. Air

679
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 7: cancer is going to be a long play.

680
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 4: Do you see what I'm saying?

681
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 3: That is utter bullshit?

682
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 4: Bullshit. We don't do that. And you know the fact

683
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 4: that they're saying that it's been going on forever and

684
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 4: at no point have they ever grabbed them and come

685
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 4: up to us and spoken it to us about it?

686
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

687
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 4: At any point, we could point out that we each

688
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 4: have our own headphones which we keep in a secure

689
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 4: location and we never touch those acc ones other than

690
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 4: to borrow them. We very kind they very kindly let

691
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 4: us use this studio. Very grateful for that. But I

692
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 4: mean it's a kick in the gat.

693
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 5: Can I just say that probably what a year and

694
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 5: a half ago, Jace, you might have been guilty of

695
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 5: borrowing some of the headphones.

696
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 4: You were shocking, man, You was shocking until we.

697
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 5: Sat down with our head of radio Hodak. We had

698
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 5: a meeting and we said, can we just have our

699
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 5: own headphones please?

700
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 4: It's surprising and how many meetings you have to get

701
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 4: at a radio station to get your own headphones all right.

702
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 5: We had all seven of them and one zoom meeting

703
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,959
Speaker 5: and we've got our own headphones now. And can I

704
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 5: just say, man, I ast you at g Lane. That

705
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 5: is just for them to throw shit out there like that.

706
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 5: It just goes to show what a low grade, subpar

707
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 5: product they are actually making.

708
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 3: You know, you know what I want to say to

709
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 3: those those guys, say it tim face, lame, Yeah, Mana

710
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 3: Stewart say it to my face, pal, Yeah, and then

711
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 3: we'll see who comes out on top. All right, you

712
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: lames sport, bloody podcast, crappy nonsense.

713
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could have finished a bit strong.

714
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I sort of run of yeah, expletives and stuff.

715
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: I'm tired. It's been a long day played eating holes

716
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 3: of gold. For God's sake.

717
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: Hold akee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune

718
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: in week days and four on radio.

719
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 3: Hold I can how are you going, your messive backbones?

720
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 3: You're listening to the Big Show brought to you by

721
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: two Get it on you. We thought of you, thought

722
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 3: of a great two E billboard just before Mogi. Oh

723
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 3: it's an absolute killer?

724
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 4: Was it? I can't remember what was it? It must

725
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 4: have been that good dude, I feel insane that man. Yeah,

726
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 4: it was what was it old? Oh that's right, Yeah,

727
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 4: Kezy was wearing his winning.

728
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 3: You're right, and that's.

729
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 4: That's obviously off the back of me being unfaithful to

730
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 4: my wife. Yeah, that's right.

731
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I just want to make the point here actually,

732
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 3: because I think it's really important to it. You're a

733
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 3: good looking fella, Keezy. How high are you? How tall

734
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 3: are you? Men?

735
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 4: Six two and three quarters?

736
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 3: Yeah? Six two? You know you've got a quarters and.

737
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 4: How way are you? Ninety one?

738
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 3: You're in good shape apart from them boot meat petties.

739
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 4: What's wrong?

740
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 3: You've got you know, a kind of ten kind of

741
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 3: complexion part. You know, you're you're a bit goofy, You're

742
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 3: a bit funny. I can totally see why you were

743
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 3: constantly inundated with people wanting to sort of have drinks

744
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: with you and go out with you.

745
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jace Mogi as well, But I feel like Jace

746
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 5: really does have an opinion on this.

747
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 4: He does. Do you think I can do better? Man?

748
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying?

749
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 5: Oh?

750
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 3: No, certainly you can't do better. But you know, you

751
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 3: come in every day talking about about how you've been

752
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 3: approached at various place every day. And I can totally

753
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 3: relate to that because you're a good looking, goofy looking fellow.

754
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 4: Why do you always have to add goofy?

755
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 3: Well, just because I just think it's accurate. You'd agree

756
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 3: with me. Maybe he's a good looking fellow.

757
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 4: He is, man, I mean, look, I've seen it. If

758
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 4: I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times,

759
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 4: I would oh yeah, yeah, But I you know, one

760
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 4: of my rules is I don't mess with married men.

761
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 4: Sure unless it's eezy and he hasn't got his wedding

762
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 4: ring on, which is key yeah, yeah, which is all

763
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 4: the time, all the time, key be cheating.

764
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 5: We don't have a podcast outro clip tonight, which is

765
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 5: a shame because we could have just played that instead

766
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 5: of doing this whole thing that we just did.

767
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: Hey, but don't be disappointed, because what we do have

768
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 3: is what's for teen New Zealand, and we're not doing.

769
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 6: What's for teen New Zealand. They has come out of nowhere,

770
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 6: So tell us what's We've got a show doc, we've

771
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 6: got prep No, I think.

772
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 4: It's as keasy as great as hits. No, what does

773
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 4: that even mean?

774
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: The Hodiking being shown podcast.

775
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: To Black Keys there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show

776
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 3: this Tuesday evening. But right now it's time for Oh.

777
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 5: Hey guys, text here from Steve what's for Tea News Zealand.

778
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 3: With me kick me? Yes? Indeed? And there's always the

779
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 3: texts are pouring in on three four eight three. And

780
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 3: I think because you made an effort the other day, Keys,

781
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 3: because you wanted to sort of lift your game with

782
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 3: what's your teens yalands? Right, And I think it's really

783
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,959
Speaker 3: paid off, because I don't think I've seen so many

784
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 3: texts on three four eight.

785
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 4: We're just going to try not to get in your way.

786
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's not just meant to be me doing

787
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 5: a monologue of what everyone's having for dinner around the nation.

788
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 4: Sure you know it needs to be a three way street. Okay, yeah,

789
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 4: we'll contribute.

790
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 5: Okay, get a Feller's dilly here, Oh dilly okay, Yeah.

791
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 4: Tonight I'm having cabinara with the flattys chairs. That's a

792
00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 4: good choice.

793
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. I like a good carbonara, mind you. The last

794
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 3: one I made was a bit water emogi. Oh was it?

795
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 3: I put too much of the pasta water in there

796
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 3: and I wasn't happy.

797
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 5: Oh, man, that's that's a great yarn. Jason, get a fellas.

798
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 5: Derek here, Oh my god, Derekjeter. Tonight, I'm having a

799
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 5: ham and egg club sandwich.

800
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 4: That doesn't sound likely. No, I know right, it's crazy

801
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 4: what people.

802
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 3: Have Maybe he said, have bought that on the way

803
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 3: home or something like that. He's probably a lonely guy,

804
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 3: you know, goes home and he's got a cat or

805
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 3: something like that and has a few beersies, and I

806
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 3: bought sandwich for dinner.

807
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,959
Speaker 4: Does it mention that in the text, No, just says

808
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 4: the ham and the egg.

809
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 5: It says, ps, I've got a cat, and I have

810
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 5: a few beersies, and I'm a lonely guy.

811
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 4: So you Chase, You're right on the money with that one, man,

812
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 4: Thank you.

813
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 5: Get a fellas. Tara here, Oh my god, Tara Reid. Tara.

814
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 4: Yes, she's an American pie. Yes, yes, she's falling on

815
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 4: hard time. Casey. I hope she's eating properly. She looked

816
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,479
Speaker 4: a bit thin the last time I saw it. Tonight,

817
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 4: I'm having guild dinner. That's all it is. I don't

818
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,479
Speaker 4: know what that is. I don't know what did guild

819
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,919
Speaker 4: dinner is? Rose and a packet of dart.

820
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 5: That's right, get a flowers Tony here.

821
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Tony Marsh, Yeah, Tony Marsh, yeah, yeah, Okay,

822
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 8: what having.

823
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 5: She's having chicken wristoles, jasmine rice in some new season

824
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 5: p reeking asparagus.

825
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.

826
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 5: Now, good get a fella's dinners, Herennis dinner's glover.

827
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 4: Wait, he's too old for this, he's too old for ship.

828
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 5: Tonight, I'm having vagina my and peanuts butter peanus butter sandwiches.

829
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:52,959
Speaker 4: He's done.

830
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 3: You there?

831
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just read that like an idiot.

832
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 4: I should have pre read it. W you guys want

833
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 4: one more?

834
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, man, okay, oh you're all good.

835
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 4: Well now I don't know what to do.

836
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 3: Just filing off, quickly, just.

837
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 5: Quickly filing off. That's the only way I know how

838
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 5: to fire them off. Fellers, goodday, guys. Bob here Harvey,

839
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 5: No really, Bob Odenkirk. That's the one from Bitter Call

840
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 5: saul Ja. Tonight, I'm having a half charcoal chicken with

841
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 5: rice and salad and wasabi chili sauce and a bottle

842
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 5: of crom Butcher pilsner.

843
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 4: She is Bob Odenkirk. I don't know the sound of that.

844
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

845
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 3: And Kesey Becie Boys there on the radio Hodarky Big Show,

846
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 3: this glorious Thursday evening. But right now it's time for

847
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

848
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, good stuff, fellas.

849
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 3: Ye.

850
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 4: Last night I watched Seinfeld. Oh you joke, I tell

851
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 4: a lie? I did. I did, though, But I also

852
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 4: watched another episode of Mister in Between, Yes, and it

853
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 4: was with the brother in law when the brother and

854
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 4: still first season, the brother in law comes around and

855
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 4: tries to rub rob old mate.

856
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bad move, very funny, bad move. Unfortunately, fellas,

857
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 3: I don't have much to offer today for What's on

858
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 3: the TV with Mikemino because I was out for dinner,

859
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 3: as previously discussed on the show, and so I got

860
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 3: home quite ungodly out or something like quarter past nine

861
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, what an ungodly hour, exactly my point,

862
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 3: and went to bed.

863
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 4: But can I just say that you always get up

864
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 4: and then you can watch TV all day, so surely

865
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 4: you've got I.

866
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 3: Actually I don't actually watch TV during the day. Make

867
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 3: to be honest, I really don't. If there's some sport

868
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 3: replay on, I will for sure watch it's country Calendar.

869
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,439
Speaker 3: I'm going to slap you.

870
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 5: I almost want to say that, just to see you

871
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 5: see if you can reach my face from there. I

872
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 5: watched the show on TV and Z on demand last

873
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 5: night called Here Come the Mormons. It's an hour long

874
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 5: doc on Mormons being assigned their first mission. Oh yeah,

875
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 5: very very interesting. They are not allowed to They are

876
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 5: not allowed to have tea or coffee or alcohol. This

877
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 5: is just Mormonism in general. And when you go on

878
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 5: your mission, you're not allowed to. I think it was

879
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 5: like pet any of the animals. You're allowed to hold

880
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 5: any kids. You have to have your partner with you

881
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 5: at all times, who's the same sex as you, if

882
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 5: you hang out with, if you hang out with, you know,

883
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 5: the opposite sex. You have to have an odd number

884
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 5: of them and an even number of one, so that

885
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 5: there's like three dudes and two checks or three checks

886
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 5: and two at all, one dude and two checks, which

887
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 5: exactly all like five checks.

888
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 3: And that scenario. What would you run with? How would

889
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 3: your ultimate set up be if you were a Mormon?

890
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 4: Well I'm not Yeah, he's good my ultimate Mormon said yeah.

891
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 3: I mean what I mean, what direction would you go?

892
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 4: Man?

893
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 5: Oh, look, it's just it's not about sitting up any

894
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 5: sort of ultimate situation.

895
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 4: Jao old mate that you're misses met in the gym

896
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 4: changing room, the.

897
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 3: Bull guy, No, the other one.

898
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 5: The threesome that she massively blew from us. Yeah, you're obviously. Yeah, sure,

899
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 5: if they want to, if her and my wife want

900
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 5: to help me spread the good words, and that's I'm

901
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 5: sweet with that.

902
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 4: I'm down with that.

903
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 3: And can I just can I just reiterate the point

904
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 3: when it comes to threesomes, there's a lot of admin

905
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 3: going on there. Trust me, there's a lot.

906
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 5: Of Jason's crowbatter that he's had a threesome. Now he

907
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 5: thinks he's the man.

908
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 4: I think what's actually happened is Jason's been in the

909
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 4: same beard as two other people that are having six. Yeah,

910
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 4: that doesn't mean it's a threesome. What it means is

911
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 4: you're moving too close again.

912
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: No, I was standing behind that. I was. I was

913
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 3: standing beside the bead, holding my my hand up, waiting

914
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 3: to beg.

915
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 4: Like a come on, tag me on the corner of

916
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,479
Speaker 4: the ring ropes.

917
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 5: But Honestly, I'd highly recommend that because the whole time

918
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 5: I just spent my my the whole time watching it,

919
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 5: shaking my heir, going thank goodness, this isn't me. Thank goodness,

920
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 5: I don't have to do this, and instead I can

921
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 5: be all six drugs and rock and roll on Hodak No,

922
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 5: not on the beach there. That's a throwback to the podcast.

923
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 5: Yeah you get good, good podcast. He doesn't like how

924
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 5: dirty it's.

925
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 4: Let's not get into podcast chat here, let's go into

926
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 4: a tune. What's this, Jason?

927
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 3: Do we go into see because the computers so small

928
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 3: and I don't have my glasses.

929
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 4: It's guns and Roses patients the show.

930
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 3: Podcast Tarvy Danger there on the radio Hodaki Big Show

931
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 3: this Thursday evening from the beautiful mud Away golf Course

932
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 3: and speaking of being in a different location. Great news everyone,

933
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 3: the Big Show. It's going to be on the road

934
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 3: again and we're going to be in the beautiful Nacki

935
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 3: next Thursday.

936
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 4: Fellers, yeah we are. Do you remember Fellas the first

937
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 4: time we did the first time we took it on

938
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 4: the road. Oh yeah, it was. It was unreal. And

939
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 4: that's sort of like, I guess it's your old stomping ground,

940
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 4: isn't it already? Jay? You spend a lot of time

941
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 4: down those ways, on the on the farm, I sad

942
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 4: the family farm there, What bloody beautiful it was. And

943
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 4: we'll be back this time at the New Zealand what

944
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 4: is it Arts and Orto and.

945
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 5: New Zealand Tello and Art Festival, which is happening next weekend,

946
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 5: which is the twenty third and twenty fourth Saturday Sunday.

947
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 5: We will be there on the Thursday night, which is

948
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 5: the twenty first, will be at Shining Peak Brewing doing

949
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 5: a live show four or seven. Jason, am I write

950
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 5: and saying that that farm and then Tartanuki that was

951
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 5: where your uncle invented carrots.

952
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, he was the first one to eat a carrot.

953
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 4: It was the first one. It was for human consumption,

954
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 4: up until that point, only been eaten by horses cattle.

955
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 3: And he was looking at a the horses eating the carrots,

956
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 3: and he went, hang about, I wonder what would happen

957
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 3: if I ate one of those bars. He was pretty

958
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 3: steamed at the time, you know what it's like, and

959
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 3: he didn't have anything to eat, so he saw, I'll

960
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 3: just have one of these carrots, and he went he

961
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 3: had a crunch on a carrot and went, God, that's delicious.

962
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 4: Initially he was following the suit of the cows had

963
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 4: been eating the grass grass fierce. Well that's no good.

964
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 4: The carrots are probably garbage as well.

965
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 5: But was there like a plark or anything there to

966
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 5: sort of commemorate.

967
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 3: Oh no, No, he was a pretty humble blokecuse he

968
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 3: didn't like to bang on about his achievements.

969
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 4: So how did the word get out about eating carrots?

970
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 3: Oh? He just told everyone up the pub down the road.

971
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 4: I thought he didn't like to bang on about it.

972
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 3: Oh, you know, just his mates, I mean publican Now,

973
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure if there was social media back

974
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 3: in those days, he would have probably gone on the

975
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 3: social media and.

976
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 4: People had come over and they'd be entertained. He put

977
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 4: out a tecurary board, would carrots with your hummus and

978
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 4: all those things as well? And yeah, I mean a

979
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 4: local celebrity. I think it's fair to say that Jake

980
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 4: he was Wow, that's amazing. They called him the big carrot,

981
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 4: they did, but that was from years before.

982
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 3: I had nothing to do with the eating carrots.

983
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 5: Oh was that sort of to do with Yeah runs

984
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 5: in the runs in the family. But if you want

985
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 5: to come and see the hot Ocky Big Show live

986
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 5: and you are in the Tartanuki region next Thursday, we

987
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 5: will be there on the twenty first at Shining Peak Brewing.

988
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 4: Come along, get yourself a backbone tea.

989
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 5: Plus we have the New Zealand Legions from brothers inkin

990
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 5: Tartanuki there giving away tattoos. So if you are my

991
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 5: wife or good eating or backbone tattooed on your flesh,

992
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 5: we can make that happen.

993
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 4: Fellas great stuff The Hodarchy.

994
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

995
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your mad barstards. That's the Thursday

996
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 3: Show done and dusted live from the beautiful mudaway A

997
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 3: golf course here in West Auckland. Mogi a three hour

998
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 3: travel for you back to back to home tonight. Mate,

999
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 3: After you get home, what are you going to do

1000
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 3: with yourself?

1001
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 4: Well, it'll be midnight by the end image and so

1002
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 4: I might just head straight off to bed. Sure, although

1003
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 4: you know, as I was discussing earlier, I've got a

1004
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 4: something horrible is a bruin and my belly, so I

1005
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 4: might have to park up in the bathroom there for

1006
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 4: forty five minutes to an hour and a half. We'll

1007
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 4: see how we go, but I'll update you tomorrow, maybe

1008
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 4: the first break of the four o'clock our top of

1009
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 4: the show. We'll discuss what abomination I've bestowed on the

1010
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 4: toilet at home this evening. We're going to leave with that. Yeah,

1011
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 4: we'll do a big poll.

1012
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 3: Okay, we can maybe do an improv around it.

1013
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 4: This is a good yeah. How about you guys do

1014
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 4: this one and I will just be the narrator.

1015
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 3: Or some keezy are You're going to go home, mate,

1016
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 3: Effan and Jeff and all the way because you had

1017
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 3: a shock at a day. I mean you played a

1018
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 3: poll in the I mean you can play some good golf,

1019
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 3: but not today, brother.

1020
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 5: Thanks brother, No, I really let myself down out there today.

1021
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 5: But one of the first things you need to learn

1022
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 5: about golf, Jase, and you'll learn this eventually, man, if

1023
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 5: you stick at it is you need to not get.

1024
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 4: Angry, you know what I mean?

1025
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 5: Man, So like Ifan and Jeff and getting really angry

1026
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 5: at your south that's the first thing you've got to

1027
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 5: conquer first, and then after that you will be able

1028
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 5: to improve the rest of your golf game.

1029
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 4: So I'm chill man. I don't even care.

1030
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks Keezy, that's great. It's beginning to throb a bit.

1031
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 3: But on the good news front, I think it's only

1032
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 3: a couple of broken bones. Yeah.

1033
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 4: I was just thinking about you on the drive home.

1034
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 4: I'm not sure you're going to How are you going

1035
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 4: to handle the pedals? Yeah, you might have to stick

1036
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 4: a breck on the accelerator and.

1037
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, get the old Google Maps going. No, I'm going

1038
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,760
Speaker 3: to take it easy tonight. Big day for old hoodie

1039
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 3: Jay tomorrow and looking forward to the show of course,

1040
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 3: the Friday Throber. Make sure you're tuning and hear that.

1041
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 3: We don't have a theme yet, but we'll tell you

1042
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 3: what it is tomorrow. Until then, check out the podcast,

1043
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 3: check out the Instagram account. You take care out there,

1044
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 3: New Zealand. Thanks mate, See you