WEBVTT - "The Ballad Of Maria" 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Life and the Export Beer Garden Tour of Munich and 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.800 actually in Munich this time and brought to you as 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:07.440 always by Export Ultra the Bear for trying to sneak 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.000 into a bear fest. This is the Agenda podcast for 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:15.920 god knows what that is the Agenda Podcast live from 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:22.800 the Export on Beer Garden Tour of Munich and welcome 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:27.480 into the cloudy Munich this morning. But gentlemen, we finally 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:29.920 made it to the Beerguden Tour of Munich. Yes, this 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:30.880 is the big day, isn't it. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:34.519 As this is the big day and we broadcast to 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:40.120 you today and full German attire, classic traditional German attire, 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:43.159 full leader Hausen, which is a leather pant with a 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:45.640 little design on the front of it and a strange 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.680 little flap on the front that you pull down when 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:51.920 you need to go ease yep overalls or suspenders that 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:53.160 go over the top leather. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.680 Of course it's a good look. It is a good look. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:59.400 And then a long hose, a long woolen hose. Yeah 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:02.160 it's oh yes, is one of those Export just my 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:02.880 way and you. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:03.720 Can just tip beer on it. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:08.520 Look as it's just and well, these are leader housing 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:09.480 of yours. Do lane. These are. 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:12.200 Yes, let's be honest, these are. These are well worn leaderhouse. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:13.199 I've seen some things. 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.960 This is not your first Octoberfest. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:16.120 No, these are. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.560 This will be the fourth for these pair of leader hoosen. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.080 And you know the good news about these letterer hoos 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:24.760 in the thick leather, it's almost what sheerers wear on 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.160 the front of their kind of pant as well. You 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.640 don't wash them. And I got laughed at when I 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.560 said that. But then we hung out with a couple 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.440 of locals last night and I said, do you ever 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:35.160 wash your leader housing? 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:37.720 Look at me me. No, never. No. He said that 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.520 the shepherds will go up into the hell for an 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:42.679 entire year just in the one set of leader hosen 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.720 and they won't wash them, and then they'll come back 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.840 down into town. And fine, they're a hard wearing pant. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.680 They're hard to break in though, aren't they? They certainly are. 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.320 And I think the best thing about the leader housing 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:55.440 is to say, if you did have a knife and 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.520 you were skinning an animal, yeah, if it slipped, it 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:02.560 would it wouldn't purpose wouldn't permeate the surface of the leadhouse. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.760 I guess that's what they're for. But might sharpen the knife. 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.600 Say how come the men? So why did they want 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:10.160 wear any pants? Because I asked, I asked our German 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:13.880 for instances. I said, why why the shorts and you 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.239 know in the winter, just to wear the shorts? They said, 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:19.520 oh yeah, yeah, So yeah, you go. The socks come 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:21.760 all the way up and it's like, well, do you 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.119 not wear a pant at some stags? He is, no, no, no, 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:25.640 you don't wear it. But this way you can go 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:26.480 up appears. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:30.200 If I had to guess, you can walk further. If 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.840 I had to guess how hard it is the hinge 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:34.840 at the hip in these things, Yes, if you also 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.480 had to contend with that at the knee, it would 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.520 be quite tough to get around. Yeah, but why do 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.480 they have to be leather? 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:42.520 Well it's as hard, isn't it. 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:43.040 You know? 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:47.000 I mean, I guarantee you there's not many Bavarians or 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.079 Germans who have several sets of leaderhosen. You just have 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.840 one and then that one serves you. It's like a kilt, 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:54.720 I reckon, it's the same kind of vibe. 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.000 Yes it is. And actually there's so many more people. 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:58.800 I was wondering that, like with the kilt, when you 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.000 go to Scotland, You're like, how many people actually wear 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.360 a kilt around? And it's more than you'd think. And 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.640 I know we're here in Munich during Oktoberfest, but you 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:09.799 do see people just rocking the old the old leader 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:13.360 who's a leader housen. I wouldn't say casually. It's definitely 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.800 still a formal attire, but they'll go out to dinner. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.000 It's like putting a shirt on over here, it seems. Yeah. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:22.040 And they did say last night, Axel did say our 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.440 German friend, he did say that this time of year, 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.799 there's three weeks where it's pretty much an open window 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:28.720 where you can get away with doing a lot of 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:32.240 stuff that you normally wouldn't get away with in Bavaria. 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:33.400 Because it's october Fest. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.720 These parties in the street, these people drinking everywhere, these 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:39.840 people and bad leader hosen, good leader hosen and great dingdrels. 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:40.680 Yeah, the. 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:47.160 Darndel, which is the traditional German female dress, yes, with 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:52.240 the fruitfy sleeves and then the very low plunging line 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.560 around the breasts. And it turns out that in German 0:03:56.240 --> 0:04:00.000 is actually a saying for describing people in there doing 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.320 and that is that you say and this is the 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:05.760 literal translation into English. It's one word in German. Yeah, 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:10.400 it's translated literally into English as there's a tidy stack 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.640 of wood out the front of your house. Yes, because 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.560 as we took it, it's one of the great saying. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:16.200 As we took a train ride out we saw all 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:19.479 the traditional German houses and they do they have stacks 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:21.159 of wood, And obviously it becomes a keeping up with 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.040 the Joneses thing. You want to have a better looking 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.239 stack of wooden than your neighbor, and a tidy stack, 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.600 and a tidy stack and a large stack. And if 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:30.800 you see a large stack, it's called holtz vide juta. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:35.560 That's that's how that's that old. And that's a polite 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.680 euphemism that I probably still won't say to a frail line. 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:39.240 Yeah we did. 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.280 We did ask whether that was whether you could just 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:43.720 blurt that out and got a kind of fifty to 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:45.479 fifty on it. You said, you've got to read the 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.640 room and you've got to read the recipient before delivering 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:48.240 that line. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:52.279 But yeah, yeah, Well. 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:54.239 The big part about it is, as well, as you mentioned, 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:58.680 it's it's not just about the size of the stack out, 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.320 although important, you can they have a massive woodstack out 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:02.480 in the front of your house, but if it's all 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.159 unruly and all over the place, it's nobody wants that. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:09.000 But the ideal is the large woodstack that's also tidy. 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:11.400 I think that's what they're trying to get at. It 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:14.160 is because you can say, well, that's a very small woodstack, 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.520 but it's also tidy. Yes, absolutely, It's probably better than 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.960 a very large, unruly wood stack. Yeah, but probably not 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.120 as favorable as the large woodstack that's also tidy. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.719 What I quite like about the old Leiderhosen is the 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.320 individual expression because I feel like when we see them 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:33.520 back home, it's like you've brought it from look sharp 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.800 and you just go into a halloween or a fancy dress. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.320 But over here it's it actually tells a story and 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:42.800 you decorate it with things that you've accrued throughout your lifetime. 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.680 It's a it's sort of like you know your tapestry 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.160 of all of the things that you've achieved. And Jerry 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.200 was looking from the get go is like I want 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.200 a feather in my hand, and we talk to the 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:55.160 people about about why they have that, and often it's 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:59.280 an animal that they've killed themselves. Hunted themselves. We figured 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.480 out at breakfast morning that's probably where another feather in 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:02.320 your cap comes from. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.839 That must be exactly where it is. I'm looking for 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:08.359 a feather because I've got a a Brixton hat that 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.719 I think will double fine as a German hat kind 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.200 of looks like one and as well. But I'm looking 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:14.880 for a feather, and turns out the feathers quite hard. 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.040 But I did speak to the concerags this morning. They said, 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:19.240 I actually need to go to a proper store, this 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.080 traditional store, and they have all that sort of stuff. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:23.240 The thing I want is a feather, but I particularly 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:26.320 want the badger he comes out at. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.279 The top of the fluffy one, the fluffy. 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.719 Thing, because I saw some dudes in that in that 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:35.120 parade that we accidentally found ourselves in yesterday, and I 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.920 love the guys with the real fluefy stuff coming out 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:38.640 the top of theirs. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.800 Yeah, it's very much. The dress is very much similar 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.880 to a real reference before. With Scottish celts. You just 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.640 can accessorize and keep on accessorizing because you can get 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:50.760 the formal jacket as well. You can get the calf 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:55.520 warmers so you have ankle socks and just a stretch 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.640 of wool across the calf. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:07:00.440 So obviously that the calf warmer is for mid season, 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.600 so we're thinking that's more autumnal, more spring, whereas the 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.600 obviously you'd have a low sock in summer, you wouldn't 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.599 have any or the very very It's kind of like 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.880 an ankler as well. They've got the anklord option and 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:13.840 then obviously the long host for winter. But do you 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:15.840 think they are the carp I mean, why just the 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:18.080 middle of your calf? Why does that need to be warm? 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.480 Well? I did consider that perhaps it was because you 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:22.600 were pissing up so hard that your calves were cramping, 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:25.760 so you needed It's like a compression socks a situation 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:26.440 or is it? 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.480 Is it a hiking situation where you've got to keep 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.560 your calves warm, calf muscle warm maybe? 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.720 Or is it to do with vericus veins? 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:36.880 Maybe maybe it stops vericus veins? 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.720 Was it for the long haul leader Hosen to stop 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:42.440 deep vein thrombosis? Perhaps? Maybe? Yeah? 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.480 So going back to yesterday, obviously we left Amsterdam, we've 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:49.920 we bid farewell to Amsterdam. Did great town had a 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.440 great last evening having a few beers in a windmill. 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.680 Oh, yes, so we finally got the windmill. We eventually 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.040 found the windmill that we went looking for in nardin which, 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.000 if you've just listened to the last podcast, got a 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.560 fair run on the podcast, it's been it sent ripples 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:05.840 around New Zealand. We're hearing back from various different legal 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:10.080 departments of various companies. But yeah, but the thing is, 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.480 we never did get the closure of the windmill that 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:14.440 we didn't quite find. So we did go and find 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:18.040 a windmill. An ounce that was glorious. Wasn't a brewery 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:20.560 at the base of a windmill surrounded by canals? Yeah? 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.400 Was it one? More working? Was it a working win 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:26.640 going around? Okay? So is anyone using a windmill anymore? 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:29.600 Are they still doing that? I think they're more decorative. Okay, 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.320 they do have the windmills that we've got with the 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.480 Meridian energy when oh they got power, they've got they 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:37.000 got those ones. Yeah, not a milling. 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:43.400 The windmill was used for milling grain, yes, and water, Yeah, 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.480 moving water from one dyke to a next. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.680 Is that kind of because I think I feel like 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.160 that was just wading through that. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.520 I feel like maybe that might be the case. Yeah, 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.640 but it seemed that the windmill never really took off 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:57.640 from the rest of Europe. 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:57.920 No. 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:01.199 I think once once kind of all power and all 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.080 that kind of stuff took off, they became a little 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:04.080 bit redundant, that's right. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:04.440 Sense. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.920 So yeah, we made our way here to Munich. It's 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.439 about what an hour and a half or something like that. Yes, 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:12.720 on a plane, and very early in the morning when 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:15.560 we were up at six straight into the bus, sinds 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.679 out the bus driver didn't know how to take the 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:18.280 handbrake off. 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:19.760 Oh my god. That was interesting. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:22.160 And then when you asked, do you know how to 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:23.680 change gears anyway? 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:28.000 Oh god, he laughed, but genuinely. We sat down and 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.040 Jerry's gun he can't find the handbrake. And then he 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.400 looked over his shoulder and he goes, he's now googling 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.960 the model of the bus that we were on. He 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:36.440 was gurgling, Oh glad. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:37.720 I was at the back of the I was gurgling 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.320 it and then I and then I locked down and 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.720 I thought, it's it's it's a handbreak, and it's right 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:45.079 where a handbrake normally is. Just it was a hand handbrake. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:46.160 And I was just sitting there and then I was 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.000 watching him. I thought, I'm going to wait for him 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.000 to go through the Google thing. It's like quarter bus 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.640 six in the morning. You know, I've just had a 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:57.559 very strong coffee. And I thought to myself, how long 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:58.680 am I going to sit? Because I was in the 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.000 seat right behind him. How long am I going to 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.240 said here before I say something? I thought, I, God, 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:03.520 I'm going to say something. I said, I think the 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.960 handbrake's there, and he goes, oh, thanks very much, and 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.480 then he couldn't put it in gear. And then I 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:11.560 actually asked some of he knew how to steer, that's right, said, 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.000 you do know how to steer, don't you? Said you? 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:15.840 And I've got that. But I'm glad you were at 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:16.600 the front. I was at the back. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:18.080 I was rid of with anxiety at the back, so 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:18.559 that would. 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.040 Have tipped out of the in claustrophobia because it was 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.000 about a twenty seat a bus, but it had room 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:26.880 for three pieces of luggage. Why are you fearing people 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:28.680 doing from the airport with this, I don't know. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:30.680 I guess people do a lot more carry on here. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.720 I suppose you know, if people are going from city 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.440 to city minute, because it's only an hour and a half. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.160 And the interesting thing is from Amsterdam to Munich. So 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:42.559 you go from from the Netherlands to Germany. No passport control, nothing, 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:43.400 no customs. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.480 They didn't check anything. Oh they did, well, I will say, 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.840 they did scan my bag. So when you and I 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.080 went through the little X ray machine, our bags both 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:56.120 got siphoned off. Now we hadn't done anything too underwater 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.920 in Amsterdam, but anytime you're leaving Amsterdam and your bag 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:02.920 gets sectioned off, a million things start going through your head, 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.760 your palms start sweating. I was like, oh god, what's this? 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.040 She said, Can I open it? It's like yes, She goes, 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:10.120 you have to open it. I open it, present her 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.320 the bag. She puts the drug thing on the wand 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.640 goes through that puts that in. I'm like, oh my god, 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:19.160 what is happening here? Because also we got issued ACC 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:23.560 bumbags ACC export bum bags. So I'm feeling like a 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.600 drug dealer at this point, because you've got to slug 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:28.079 across your chest. Yeah, I look, I look for all 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:32.280 intensive purposes a drug dealer. And she scans that and 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:35.720 then she goes, Okay, what we've actually found? So the 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.959 thing comes back. She's holding the ticket in her hand. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.680 She goes, well, we've actually found is you've got a 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.040 bottle of beer and your carry on luggage that you 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.000 can't take with you. And it was the sixty nine 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.360 dogship bottle from the day before mate, that I couldn't 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.680 get sixty nine dogshit written on. She said, can you 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.120 throw this out? I was like please. I didn't get done. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:54.960 I'm done. I didn't get on it. What I what 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:55.480 I wanted to do. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.040 Well, she did the same thing to me because my 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.600 bag also went into that into the dream did second 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:04.520 tier zone? You know you're waiting it sits there and 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:07.120 that in the on the convey about purgatory. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:08.920 Are you going to go? Yeah? Are you going to 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:10.440 go to hell? Or are you going to come to Hiven? 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.800 No, my one's going to hell. And she got out 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.400 the made me open up my bag and my heart 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.760 started racing tune and I don't know exactly how you're feeling. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.400 And then she I had a sandwich in my bag 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:23.920 and she said, oh, it's a sandwich And I said yeah, 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.480 would you like sandwich? And she goes, oh, that's okay. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:30.360 Then and then that was it. When I was fine, 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:32.160 I was allowed to bring the sandwich in but that's 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.440 the alarm bells off. Maybe people don't eat. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.439 I noticed that because we got as we're getting off 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.559 the plane, you were opening your box and it's actually 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.880 in your rubbish, just the you brought your entire pack 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:44.120 lunch on an international float, which I don't think i've seen. 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:46.720 Well, did everyone else eat their lunch? But I said 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:50.079 to me, the only one eating my lunch after like breakfast? 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.400 It was breakfast? Oh was it breakfast? Yeah? 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:55.840 Oh okay, okay, I had Lolli's for breakfast. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:57.840 Oh yeah, okay, I dust the mind before we went 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:00.760 through the thing. But this is my first lift hans 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.960 Afloat and the funniest thing that happened as we were boarding, 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.240 So it was different boarding groups, but we were sitting 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:07.520 next to each other. Do you know what the boarding 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.040 groups were? And I walked in this is genius. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.320 Yeah, So basically they have all these different groups, but 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.880 since you're sitting next to someone, you're all in different groups. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:16.600 And we were like some lane and jury is sitting 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.520 next to each other, but we were all in different 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:23.280 boarding groups. Yes, because they loaded from the window first, genius, 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.400 So you don't you know because the wounding you have 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:27.600 to get up and let the guy into the window. Yeah, 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:28.680 they eliminate that. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.840 So you get on and all the windows seats are 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:33.280 fall and then it fills from the middle to the center. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:34.800 Because that is the biggest hold up because you get 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:37.120 in there, you stand in the aisle. Sorry, I've got 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:39.320 to jump over there. They get out, and meanwhile the 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:40.800 whole plane's been brought to its knees. 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.360 Because it was the first time I've ever heard a 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.719 pilot a The pilot addressed the plane standing looking down 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:50.559 the aisle, which was very nice. Maybe that's a Leftanza thing. 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.040 But then he then said, and I thank you so 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:57.120 much for your efficient boarding. And it's like, wow, okay, 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:59.080 that's the first time I've ever heard a pilot thank 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:01.640 the passenger for their efficient He was so pleased with 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:02.560 the efficient boarding. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:04.120 It was efficient. 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:07.560 It was very contrast that with getting on a domestic 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.240 flood in America where people are just coming in with 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:12.640 the giant suitcases carry on that you've ever seen in 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:15.440 your life, trying to shove it out over head compartments. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:15.679 At his houses. 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:20.600 Yeah, falling across people and sweating away and it's terrible. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:24.360 That was efficient, and you saw someone familiar on the flight. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.760 Did you recognize someone? Yes, I recognized the left edge 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:31.880 for the right ear rather for the Brisbane Broncos. Jordan 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:34.960 Ricky and former Warrior Jesse Arthur's were on the plane 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.440 with a couple of other players as well. So they're 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.880 obviously in Amsterdam for a bit, heading over to October Fest. 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:42.840 For a Mad extension of the Mad Monday. 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.120 Yeah, that's right, and I yeah, because of course they 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:48.880 didn't make the playoffs this year. And you know the 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:53.680 notorious Pansman Joel Harrison. He is a debt at punishing 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.760 NRL players wherever they are. He can find them anywhere, 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:58.760 he'll sniff them out. So I wouldn't be surprised if 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:02.040 he just materializes in our tents at Oktoberfest today. They 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:03.760 just chew Jordan Ricky's ear off. 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.440 Yeah, well, he's definitely on his way to Oktoberfish. Oh yeah, 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.960 hamon his mat geez. He's a specimen. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:12.680 Yeah, oh my god. Widely regarded as the best looking 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.440 man in the NRL. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:15.600 Yeah, I see what they're talking about there. He's a 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.040 very good looking man. But he's a he's a well 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.800 proportioned unit. I mean, he'd be about six four, yeah, 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:23.640 six three six four tall for a league player, yes, 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.560 but just he's got that sunny bill thing going on 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.480 where the height doesn't look tall. He just looks like 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:30.800 a large man. That's right. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.840 Until you see him in person, you're like, oh my god, 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:37.640 he's enormous and and dreamy. A chin they just won't quit. Yeah, 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:38.880 piercing piercing eyes. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:41.840 Also, he was quite shy though, and I was watching 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:43.680 him hanging out with his mates and it was quite interesting. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.600 He's quite a loner. He sort of stood around by himself, 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:48.680 and then when he walked down he had the cap 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:52.200 very low. It was very self conscious. But I didn't 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:54.360 think he didn't need to realize that nobody on that 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:58.760 flight knew who was apart from the punishings New Zealanders. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:03.520 And I had texts of three people and had told you, 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:06.080 but that was a man. That was a man who's 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:09.240 used to hiding. Yeah, you know, and he's obviously it's 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:09.840 an old habit. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:11.760 And it was like, well, unfortunately, he's not going to 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:13.520 be able to hide at October Fist because there is 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.880 one particular tint that is rammed with dingoes, the half 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:20.560 Frow House. So I'd advise jeordn Recky to stay away 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:21.400 from the half brow house. 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:23.440 Well, he's in trouble because there are a lot of 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:27.000 keys here. We've seen photos of Warriors jerseys with Alida Hozen. 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:30.600 He's the keys from christ Church actually John Rooky. So yeah, 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.080 he is going to get absolutely wounded. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:37.160 Also, he's going to have some huge issues because some 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:40.560 of those Frau line dendels are going to be all 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:42.200 I mean, I can imagine and me look good in 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:43.600 a pair of leader house and tell. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:44.640 You what, He's going to have a few logs chuck 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:48.160 at him, isn't he He really is thought some press 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.200 for him. Yeah? Absolutely, all right, let's take a quick 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.760 break here. We'll come back and recap our first day 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:59.880 in Germany. So, as we said, we landed in Munich, 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:05.120 and then, as his tradition, we immediately left Munich. Fist 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.200 all our bus are into town. Oh my god. 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.000 It was driven by none other than Paul Horton. 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.920 Paul fed What was he doing here? 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.760 I don't know, I don't know, but he was not 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.480 a brilliant bus driver. He wasn't bad. He was better 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:20.200 than the guy who couldn't find the handbrake. Don't have 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:24.080 to google anything, No, but he maybe should have googled something, 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:26.560 because it turns out that there was the October Fest 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:30.720