WEBVTT - "Make Cricket Great Again" 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.800 Live for the Export Beer Gardens Studios and brought to 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:06.200 you by Export Ultra the perfect beer Fray lunchtime knockoff 0:00:06.240 --> 0:00:09.360 on a Friday. This is the Agenda Podcast for as 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:11.480 I said, Friday, the sixteenth of August. 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:16.160 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:18.520 brought to you by Next Sport of Culture. 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:21.560 And I want to remind people again that these podcasts 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:24.439 are now on YouTube. So if you're struggling to find 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:26.920 something to watch while you're eating your dinner or your lunch, 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.360 chuck on YouTube, much to the shock and horror the 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:31.120 rest of your family. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:33.600 Absolutely, yeah, get into double digits. 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:37.720 Yeah, we almost broke double digits the other day. Nine 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:39.519 people watched it. If you can believe that. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.279 It's passed it onto the sponsors, perhaps if we were 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:47.480 better looking and weren't sitting slashed on these couches potentially and. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.559 Hadn't eaten so many Rindo Pineapple lollies that were fidgeting 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.120 the whole way through, then maybe one day we're hit 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:54.720 ten the greatest. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.240 New Zealander of all time at rages on. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.280 I've just realized that we didn't touch on it yesterday, 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:03.279 but it was the Mad Butcher versus Tammy from Briscoes. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:04.679 One that's massively one sided. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.960 Okay, the Briscoes lady and she got wasted. The Mad Butcher, 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.360 I think he is beloved. I don't know that the 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:12.120 Briscoes Lady is beloved. 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:14.640 No, I think she's revered. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:20.360 And revered in the retail space, but beloved probably not. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:22.720 She should have come up against She's more than Magnus, 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:25.320 Ben Rose, John and Adrian. You know, I think that 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.640 would be a ding dong. Yeah, between John and Adrian 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:31.080 and the Briscoes Lady. I think a retail head to head. 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:36.640 But Mad Butcher he transcends the retail butcher store into 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:40.520 you know, an actual personality warrior. Is he's knighted, Yes, 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:44.080 you know he's I think he's he's more relatable than 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:45.080 Tammy and like. 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.840 You say, at a broader appeal. You know, he's done 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:52.680 so much within the community of rugby. League of Butchering 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:57.440 interviewed himwhaalagas. I didn't know how he got started as 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.920 like the Mad Butcher. He was just a butcher and 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.000 he used to ring into like newstalk z B or 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:05.480 something and just go office chops about it might have 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:09.240 him been radio sport office chops about whatever it was 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.960 that they were talking about, and so then they saved 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.400 him in their little system as the mad Butcher because 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.359 he was just a butcher and then all of a 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.280 sudden it sort of took off from there. 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:19.160 Ah. 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:24.880 Yeah, the media, media created him. Media created him. 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.720 So we didn't touch on Bears smoked Martin Crow too. 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:33.600 Oh yes, you there so, But you're saying today, Tomorrow 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:34.360 and Sunday. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.760 Oh yes, sorry, Sunday is there's a real. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.000 Real ding Gong's coming out? 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.960 Well today, this one breaks my heart. It's Simon Mannoring 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:47.799 withs Stacy Jones today. I feel like within the country, 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:51.919 Simon Mannering's not far behind Stacy Jones in terms of 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:52.960 what he did for the club. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:53.600 Blah blah blah. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.640 But I just think that Stacy Jones, like you said 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.760 about the Mad Butcher, he just sort of transcends about 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:02.920 He's still relevant. You know, we on the med Monday 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:07.040 podcast on Funnily Enough Monday, Ben Hurley did Hurley's Heroes 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:09.360 and it was Simon Mannering. Yeah, and you know, all 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:11.200 of the stats and facts around him, three hundred and 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:13.880 one games for the club. There's a mural of him 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:18.520 out there. He's now a builder around the Nelson Marlborough area, 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:22.720 I believe. But Stacy Jones, you know, so he sort 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:25.280 of disappeared off into obscurity. But Stacy Jones still rolling 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:29.400 durries in the coach's box, coach of the Kiwi's. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:31.920 Yeah, just belove it isn't he. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.359 I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Simon Mannering, I. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:38.200 Just yeah, as the greatest New Zealander in that battle. Yeah, 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.160 he's a great in New Zealander Jones. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.800 Yeah, and in my mind, I mean I'm just picking sides. Yeah, 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:47.480 but tomorrow's Tomorrow's going to be interesting. We haven't went 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:49.000 to Saturday, so we won't be on here. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:50.680 Yeah, so we need to address it now. And this 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:55.440 is Joan Ohlomo versus Colin Meads, and actually quite topical 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:59.560 because the documentary about Jonah's life has just been greenlit. Yeah, 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:01.760 they got halfway through and then there was an issue 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:05.120 around who had who owned the trademark for Jonah. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.520 I think that went through the court. So now they've 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:08.440 picked it back up again. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:09.920 Well quite controversial, really, isn't it. 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:15.000 Because Jonah Lomu gifted his entire IP to his lawyer. Yeah, 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:19.480 not his wife, Yeah, but to his lawyer, and quite 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:24.360 relatively forward thinking from Jonah because so it's not obviously 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.760 his lawyer doesn't benefit from it any Any money made 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.520 from the youth's IP goes to his sons through a 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:34.040 trust right. So he's trusted his lawyer to say, use 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.479 my IP, and anything you make from it goes to 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:37.040 my sons. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:40.200 Yeah. Skipping out the wife. Yeah, she's just like, what 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.120 the fuck, that's my husband. You can't tell me that 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.159 you own, you know, but it was. 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:47.080 It's his last will and testament and the and the 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.440 law and the courts have said that's what he wanted. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:52.400 Sorry, it's just another one of those like everyone's right, 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:56.159 but unfortunately the courts are going to say this way, Yeah, 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.479 he was your husband, you should have say on whatever 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:01.000 happens with But unfortunately there were pieces of paper that 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:04.520 was signed and he knew something. Long short of that 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:06.760 is we get to watch a Jonah docco and I 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.279 think that because I think there's going to be a 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.279 massive there'll be a generation of people who never got 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.400 to see him. I only just got to see him, 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:14.760 you know, in the sort of waning years of his career. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.800 I wasn't you know. I was four and ninety five, 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.520 so I don't really remember it. 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:23.119 I watched Jonah play school boy rugby as a fourth 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.560 former Real Wesley College played our school in Hamilton and 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:30.279 the top four. He was playing number eight against Saint 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:36.080 Paul's Collegiate and obviously he was enormous and they were 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:40.120 getting owned in the front row Wesley by our school 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.120 who had a pretty formidable front row when I was 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.560 a fourteen year old, and they just put him in 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:46.200 the front row. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:50.960 And he just buckled, absolutely buckled our front row. 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:53.280 It was like, oh God, this guy is an absolute 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:54.920 freak show. And then I think he played for the 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:58.000 All Blacks a year later. Everyone knew he was coming 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:00.280 through the ranks. It was like a it was you're 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.760 watching school with rugby and he was. 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:06.000 Like, holy shit, what was that? It was like, my god, 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.000 you haven't seen anything. Look, I love that that he's 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.200 that much better than everyone else. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.200 Like, hey, where are we having problems off front row? 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.480 You check them in front row? Right? 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.880 Did the halfback ever see the ball out of a 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:17.360 scrum when he was at number eight? 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:18.520 No, not when he could. 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.840 It was one of those players that he did the minimum, 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.440 not the maximum, so if they were down, he would 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.320 take it off the back of scrum. Every time they 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:28.200 did beat us by about five points and he had 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:29.960 to step up in the second half, and when he did, 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.480 he was like I remember seeing about seven guys hanging 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.000 off them once, just like holding on for dear life, 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:36.560 trying to get him to the ground because I guess 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.640 his entire life he would have just been so much 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:39.560 better than everyone else. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:40.800 It's like, don't be a waker. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:42.720 I've seen him on a Swiss ball. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.479 He used to do squats on a Swiss ball with 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.279 like one hundred kigs on his shoulders on a Swiss ball. 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:50.520 That was how standing on top of him? 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:53.880 Yes, Jesus, yeah, it was next level he because he 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.679 hung out with kiddie armor quite a lot down in Wellington. 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:57.800 Hence he's got his kidney. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.719 Oh yes, and you were with them, Yes, yeah, I did. So. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:04.880 I spent a little bit of not heap of time 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:05.480 with Jonah. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:09.479 He was you laying claim to his ip and estate. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:10.520 I will go on here. 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:12.560 Look, I've been in touch with his lawyer and we're 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.720 going to recreate the time that I did a bodybuilding 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.240 competition and Jonah trained with us. 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.280 He did. That's because he did bodybuilding. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.080 He did what was that a bit well he I 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.000 mean he couldn't compete to anyone. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:23.320 No one year. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.880 He wanted to get fit again, and I think him 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:27.400 and Grant and I entered I think maybe I think 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:30.280 it was a mister Wellington comp and he just wanted 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.280 to trim down and get in shape, so he did 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.760 a bit of bodybuilding. He was a unit man, but 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.160 nicest guy, nicest guy on. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:42.800 Earth and a legend of the game. Totally like God 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.040 bless pine Tree. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:46.600 Too much black and white footage. I don't think he's 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:47.080 going to win this. 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:48.280 I don't think he is either. 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:49.400 I couldn't. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.880 I couldn't tell you anything about the way Pine Tree 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:52.600 played rugby. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.440 He was a legend in his day because he was 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:59.320 just he was big, uncompromising back in the day when 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.640 there was a bit of there's any argy, barge on 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.920 the field, you see Colin and knock the fuck out, Yeah, 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:07.000 knock him out and then carry on. Farmer from Tika Witty, 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:10.600 Soul to the Earth. My granddad he's from Tika Witty 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:10.840 as well. 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:12.440 I had a farm out there. Would always get. 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:16.280 Confused for Colin Meads similar bills loved the massive ears. Yeah, 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.400 played a bit of code, looked like kind of well 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:19.400 foot a little bit. 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:21.040 This is going to sound like a lie, but I 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:22.440 once got confused for John Olmu. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.200 Kind of sounds kind of sounds like a lie. 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.680 I was at a like a bar, were you in Wales, 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.360 New Zealand? Boys out the front of the bar? Is 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:47.480 that yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he guys smaller in real life. 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:53.000 It was still quick though, but yeah, so jonas Pine 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:53.720 Tree tomorrow. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.079 That is really going to pass a few people off, 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:59.000 I think. And then on Sunday it's the Motor Games. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.560 Enthusiasts are up McLaren versus John Britton. 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:03.560 Yeah, McLaren's taken that out. 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:05.959 I think it was much shorter odds when we have 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:10.160 poor Muliady from the tab putting this together. So yeah, 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.160 those are what you have to look forward to over 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.200 the weekend and hopefully something for you to you know, 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:18.000 debate discuss at the pub across the weekend. Hopefully we've 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.720 sparked a few discussions. I know that the Trump photo 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.800 that we posted last night head have you seen that? 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:29.480 Yeah, it's the portrait of him in in a cricketing vest, 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:34.480 which is a very preppy, ye kind of Stanford. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.080 Princeton vibe, you know, like a pre Ivy League Ivy League. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.160 Some transporter in the comments is like, I actually think 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:45.760 it's a tennis It's all right, it's actually probably a 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:46.319 golf outfit. 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.600 Who knows it looks like he's playing cricket. And so 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:52.120 we posted up there, what do you think people would would? 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:55.839 What would he bowl? I thought he'd bowl to chain 0:09:55.920 --> 0:10:01.120 it man. But the comments on this have just been tremendous. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:02.680 I wanted to read a couple of them to you. 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.520 The first song came to it said he would bowl tremendous, 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:07.400 tremendous stuff. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:09.520 No one's ever seen a spell of bowling this good, 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:14.559 No one, no one? Yeah, he said so beautiful. Then 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:16.840 it's really hard to define. You guys are gonna love 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:18.480 it so much? Is that carpman? Or is it? 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.160 I'm going to it, although I'm not sure the world 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:25.360 is ready for it. It's something as friend Vladimir and 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:26.960 the guy they used to call the rocket Man call 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:28.760 a real bang it. It's gonna be great. It's gonna 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:30.800 be huge, so very very huge. You guys are gonna 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:35.280 love it. Another one. He's going to bowl the ball. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.040 It'll be a great ball, maybe one of the greatest. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:38.959 I don't know, you know what I mean. No one 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.079 knows how to bowl like I do. I'm going to 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:41.920 get that ball bowled. 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:43.839 I'm gonna get Mexico to pay for it and make 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:44.760 cricket great again. 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:46.200 That's a good one. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.160 Getting Mexico to pay for it is good. 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:48.600 Uh. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:53.320 One of the best Halloween costumes overhead was I was 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.439 dressed up as a wall and my friend he was 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.320 dressed up as a Mexican and he paid for my costume. 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.400 And I stood in front of him for the whole 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:05.920 night everywhere we went. I don't really get your costumes 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:06.640 that he paid for it. 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:07.440 Oh that's good. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:10.000 That's like when Matt he turned up to a dress 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.000 up party. It was an American theme and he dressed 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:17.640 up as Donald Trump. Oh yeah, but he over over 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:22.320 the overdid the ten and he came as full Barack 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:26.600 Obama blackface and everyone was like, bro, and he's like 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:31.520 I'm Trump. He guys, you're not You're not giving you're 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:37.160 not giving Trump vibes. You're giving very much the Obama vibe. 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:37.680 And he's like. 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.439 The fu fuck and he was trying to wash it 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:40.840 off at the party. Didn't come off. 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:41.679 It was a disaster. 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.160 That's a hate crime. Yeah, are the photos of the 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:47.000 Joe Jury's got the photos. Jo Jury has a mess 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.960 of dossier on every run of the a sec of 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:52.920 all the different photos. Yeah, I taken out of context. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.360 It could be very very He also made me dress 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:56.960 up as a monkey one time for a for a 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:57.559 photo shoot. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.000 I've seen you dressed up as a Nazi. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.840 Oh, I've made I've been made to dress I was 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:06.319 made to dress up like a Nazi. But that that 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.080 was another one of those ones where it's like, hey, 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:09.800 can you come down and do this video shop? 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:11.520 Was that for the last Olympics? 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.400 I think it was for Champagne Rugby when we talked 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:15.360 about who made you? 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:20.320 Sorry something Nazi? And you just walked into the shot 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.240 and we're like no, no, no, not that kind of Nazi. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.480 Yeah, and they're like, can you come down? Are we 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:25.960 going to do a shoot? I was told it was 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.400 something to do with Steve Irwin. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.840 Yeah, someone was dressed as a thing, right, Joe was 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:33.240 Tom was dressed to Steve Irwin And then they're like, yeah, 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:37.119 here's your costume and like I already had a mustache, 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:38.960 but then I had to put like a fake mustache 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:40.800 on on top of it. I think it got sent 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.360 back to whoever was sponsoring Champagne Rugby at that time, 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:47.679 and they were like, absolutely not, did not post that, 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.199 and so that's still out there. Yeah, I forgot this 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:53.880 footage of me dressed as a Nazi there. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.600 You know when there's those big hacks that go on 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:00.240 and they slowly leak all the documents over time. If 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:04.319 somebody ever hacks into Joe Jury's computer and just slowly 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.400 leaks the photo, that's going to be the end of 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.520 quite a number of people. 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.320 There's the photo of you in the dress from just 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:11.920 last year. 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:15.600 Yeah, oh yeah, from the head of you, you'd swapped 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:20.280 clothes with the head of legal from our company. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:23.800 It wasn't a great photo, No, it was a great 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.199 She looked way better in my clothes, I'll give you that. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.720 Then, oh look, you looked okay in in the sequin 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:33.439 sparkling dress. It was just the fact that you were maggot. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:37.440 That really got that really gave it away. 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:41.600 There's a lot of sports actually happening this weekend. Let's 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:45.679 take a break, regroup, compose ourselves, run through the roll 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.960 adeics of hate crimes we've committed in the past, and 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.600 then come back and talk about the actual sport that's 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:56.079 happening this weekend. The All Blacks team has been named 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:59.960 over the weekend sorry overnight, as it always does, is 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:03.240 named immediately after we finished recording this podcast on a Thursday, 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:04.160 so we haven't seen it. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:05.600 Not too many changes. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.959 I'm just not a massive surprise obviously. 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:12.640 The big talking point is Sam Kine back into the team, 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.600 coming off the bench, coming off the pitch. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.680 He hasn't played since something like February or March. 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.960 Yeah, given twenty minutes though, that's all he needs. 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:23.080 And I think we talked about it on Monday post 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.520 the game. It was when they emptied the bench in 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:28.600 that last fifteen that the Ford Pack just looked a 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:29.400 little bit lost. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:33.160 The line out was in disarray. Yes, it was just 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:34.440 lost shape a little bit. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.560 To be fair to Argentina, their line out was sick 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:40.120 like they had obviously been like we're going to line 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:41.080 out the fuck out of these guys. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:42.680 Yeah, but in the first half we had a Our 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:46.360 lineup was foldless in the first half, you know, Darius Rucker, 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.120 Sam Dowry was on fire, it was looking great and 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.240 then it just felled to bits in the second half. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:55.640 Yeah, so that's a pretty good moves. The old argis. Yeah. Yeah. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.040 I saw a lot of stuff online saying, oh, this 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.720 is the redemption arc of Sam Kine. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.320 You know, I don't feel that way. 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.600 Like, do you think that people out there feel like 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.800 he let us down in that Rugby World Cup final? 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:10.280 No? I don't think so either. 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:11.080 No, not at all. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:14.640 I think everyone was in a grance that because that 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.680 whole year had been like the rules are fucking stupid, 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:20.560 it's going to affect a massive impactful game, and that's 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:22.520 exactly what happened. And I don't think anyone looked at 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.640 that and went, jeez, Sam Kaine let us down. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.360 We're like Rugby needs to sort their rules out. They 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:28.360 had nothing to do with him. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:31.360 Yeah, And prime example is that was in the weekend 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.600 with Ethan Blackhead are getting hit butted oh yeah. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.520 And then discussing whether he should be sent off. 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:41.440 He got bumped off on his ass and they're like, look, 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:43.320 I know you're embarrassed that you got he's out in 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:45.960 your ears. So just going to maybe, yeah, just tack 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.080 that embarrassment and sit on the naughty seat, you. 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:49.200 Know, you don't get to play anymore. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:50.480 Yeah, it was ridiculous. 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.200 So I don't think. I've just seen a few stories 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.640 saying Sam Kine's back, you know, has shot it redemption. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:57.480 I don't say it that way. I don't think really, 0:15:57.520 --> 0:15:59.440 to be honest, anyone does. I wonder if they were 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:00.800 just looking for a bit of a headline there. 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:04.920 Yeah, and Joanne's back, Yeah, Rico's back? 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:05.600 What's that about? 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:07.600 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I thought Anton 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:08.960 Leonart Brown is he starting? 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:12.840 Aton leonnet Brown? Is Joanne's on the bench? No, Jordi 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:14.520 Barrett Rico janis starting? 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:15.160 Is he? I thought? 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:17.760 Because I thought dough Bro played pretty well against Argentinian, 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:21.320 so very solid. Maybe this is a chance for Rico, 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.520 you know, maybe he's got a little shot up his 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:25.640 us that he needs it. I don't know who knows 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.120 what's going on and raise his head, But yeah, t J. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:35.040 Pittinada is starting again and the return of Caleb Kardashian yep, 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:37.240 Jack Jeb with the butt back on Eden Park. 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:38.080 I think it's a good call. 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:40.520 I think it is to him and Will Jordan, So 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:43.680 you know, I've swapped the wingers around entirely from where 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:45.680 they were against England. 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:46.520 I like it. 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.000 I think it's good. I think Will Jordan has to 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:49.560 be on the field. Yeah, you got to find a 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:53.640 place for him. And then that does free your bench 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:55.520 up to just carry a winger, which they have as 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.240 mark Talia. Because you've got four full backs on the 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:01.120 starting field. You got d Mac, You've got Jordi Barrett, 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:03.200 You've got Will Jordan and you've got Body Barrett. Yeah, 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.360 so you've got four of them. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:06.920 Watch bear. 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.840 I think Jordi Barrett was in this morning. He was 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.359 doing the car wash here it is, Yeah, him and 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:17.159 Dalton Papa. You don't preach looking looking, fighting fit. How 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:18.240 do you think this game goes? 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:21.280 I think the All Blacks win. I think they bounced back. 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:24.399 They remember last the last time the Argentinians beat the 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:26.800 All Blacks, they got absolutely spanked a week later. 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:27.240 Yea. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:33.040 But saying that they look pretty tidy. The Argentinians they 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:36.679 kind of know how to counter the All Blacks and 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:40.240 how to upset them, and that is basically through the forwards, 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:42.160 through the line out, scrums, breakdown. 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:44.440 They were pretty immense in that second half. 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:47.640 But I mean I know this sounds like a classic 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:49.840 All Blacks, but I think the All Blacks this time 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:53.920 will have enough impetus and motivation to beat them. 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:54.520 And I've gone. 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.399