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Speaker 1: Please Haley's little bit of pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing a mcafe the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of Pod now, I believe.

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Speaker 3: And he wants to show off as the only male

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Speaker 3: present with here.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Hale's words, not.

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Speaker 3: Mine, Jared, you've got a new hair here routine.

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Speaker 4: Nah. So I was having an everything.

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Speaker 3: Shower trimmed of course, primmed and trimmed.

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Speaker 2: Ye, you know, tucked nips and nips and slips clean.

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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't shave in the shower. I have

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Speaker 1: to shave the basin like face and head. Oh yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: didn't have a bit.

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Speaker 5: I'd just shave it all in the show because you

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Speaker 5: don't need to stop anywhere apart from the eyebrows.

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Speaker 3: Right, you can't do it eyebrow all the way back up.

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Speaker 5: And down and around the just at the top of

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Speaker 5: the hour line you've got You can't because you'll take

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Speaker 5: one side down to face.

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Speaker 1: And then I jumped in the shower and just do

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Speaker 1: the whole Jared.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't do your moustache in the shower.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, the mustache requires mirror lighting. Yeah, three

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Speaker 2: different point of views. So I was having my everything

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Speaker 2: shower and used.

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Speaker 4: All the hot water.

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Speaker 3: What oh what?

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Speaker 4: To be fair, Emma wasn't having a shower afterwards.

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Speaker 1: It was I was the last cylinder.

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Speaker 2: It's not a big cylinder, my man, so you've got

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Speaker 2: a tiny one. Jared's pecking a little feller. So Emma

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Speaker 2: was like, why were you in the shower so long?

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Speaker 2: And I said, I had to wash my hair and

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Speaker 2: I've got a buzz cut. She kind of was like, why.

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Speaker 1: You would be like that exactly?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh no, I just wouldn't get clean.

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Speaker 2: So I had to do it like three times, and

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Speaker 2: she's like, what do you mean it wouldn't get clean?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I didn't hear the squeak?

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Speaker 1: What what? And it's not fucking dishes.

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Speaker 4: That's when I.

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Speaker 2: Realized that I'd been taught how to tell if my

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Speaker 2: hair was clean it was and sells a kid wrong?

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Speaker 3: Or why are you washing it till it's squeak.

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Speaker 2: The theory is you wash your hair, you wash the

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Speaker 2: shampoo out, and then if you go squeak with your

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Speaker 2: like your hand, it squeaks on your hair.

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Speaker 4: That's how it's clean.

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Speaker 5: I remember that having squeaky hair when her kids. But

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Speaker 5: it was when our nan used to wash our hair

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Speaker 5: with soap or some like and you'd have a little

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Speaker 5: bit of a squeak after winki clean, like you're.

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Speaker 3: Washing your here to smell the reins. I wouldn't I

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Speaker 3: wash my hair twice that you're supposed to do that.

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Speaker 1: And does it squeak?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't squeak?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's obviously not clean filthy hair.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, that's when Emma revealed that I'm crazy. And

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Speaker 2: you know your hair is clean because it foams up more.

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Speaker 2: I thought shampoo foamed up normally.

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Speaker 3: But no, that's why you do the double cleans. Okay,

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Speaker 3: cleanse once with the girls, cleanse ones to sort of

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Speaker 3: get it going a little bit rent, and then you

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Speaker 3: cleanse and that's when you get the real.

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Speaker 5: You see, I was shampoo twice. I would shampoo twice. Well,

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Speaker 5: then why is conditioned always run out before shampoo?

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Speaker 3: Because you because you used to tip it back in

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Speaker 3: the day before we knew that it was causing such

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Speaker 3: terrible build up on our hair, your condition because it

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Speaker 3: felt nice and you've got all slippery. So we're not

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Speaker 3: conditioning now, No, we're conditioned, but just once, shampoo twice,

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Speaker 3: conditioned once.

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Speaker 4: And you're supposed to like leave the conditioner in for

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Speaker 4: a while.

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Speaker 1: Could you shampoo four times conditioned twice?

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you could. I'm not made of money.

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Speaker 3: Because you're ripping out the natural oils, aren't we natural oils?

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Speaker 3: You do a scrub first, so I do a scalp scrub,

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Speaker 3: a shampoo, then a double shampoo, then a hair drink,

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Speaker 3: then a condition then drink. You've got to feed the

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Speaker 3: hair put it. What's well, there's all sorts now used

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Speaker 3: to be shampoo and conditioner, or if you were smart,

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Speaker 3: a two for one.

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Speaker 5: And I could imagine a flatting Vaughn Smith in his

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Speaker 5: early twenties doing a head and shoulders Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sul head and shoulder shampoo. I like the smell slaps.

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Speaker 1: Once I won, the smells like apples.

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Speaker 5: That's through.

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Speaker 4: Yes, there's a hidden shoulders apple probably wouldn't be.

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Speaker 5: I got the hidden shoulders, I got to hit and

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Speaker 5: I washed my beard with hidden shoulders.

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Speaker 4: You'd use an old spice shamp or like shoulders.

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Speaker 3: You should Actually you'd smell you suit an old spice smell.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, okay, so going forward, by the way, some

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Speaker 5: people will take that as a no.

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Speaker 3: I want you to smell like wooden whiskey.

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Speaker 5: I might actually purchase some old spice right now and can't.

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Speaker 5: What does old spice go for? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: In New Zealand, you do you want speed steck? They

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Speaker 1: do a speed second America. Do you want me to

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Speaker 1: give you one? Please?

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Speaker 5: And one that smells like kind of like yes whiskey.

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Speaker 5: That's your cold man.

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Speaker 3: You're going over season for a for a nice time,

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Speaker 3: and your gift your old spice.

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Speaker 5: I want some eminems with his name on them. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: as well, what a beautiful with a V with a

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Speaker 5: V with a V V and v's all right? Cute?

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Speaker 5: Old Spice do a whole range. Yeah, it's massive in America.

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Speaker 5: It's not not so much.

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Speaker 1: Here you go, it's huge in America.

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Speaker 3: The ads.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's done with one shot. Yeah, look at my hand. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's so good.

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Speaker 3: It's so good.

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Speaker 1: Armheart's body here in a bundle, an old spice bundle.

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Speaker 3: You need the actual old spice spray.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they smell like wooden with a ship on the front.

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Speaker 1: There had a bottle of after shaven. Very rare occasions.

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Speaker 5: Yep, little pat, give yourself a Kevin yeah from home line.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff,