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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little.

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Speaker 3: Bit of pod.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 1: Because I asked over and it and no one over.

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Speaker 1: I asked over, and you.

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Speaker 2: Said, I asked over someone.

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Speaker 3: I asked my house.

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Speaker 4: Fall.

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Speaker 3: They take a fall, and do you know what? It

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Speaker 3: would have been fine, but no one saw. And so

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Speaker 3: I'm so embarrassed. Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like if if my friends had caught it and gone

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Speaker 1: ha ha you okay, it would have been less embarrassing

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Speaker 1: than me falling looking around no one noticing.

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Speaker 2: It's more embarrassing when people see you.

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Speaker 1: So I was leaving my friend's house and it was

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Speaker 1: absolutely raining. I had an open bottle of prosecco in

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Speaker 1: my hands because I had like one glass and they're like,

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Speaker 1: take it, we're not going to drink it, and so

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, So an open proscco in this hand,

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Speaker 1: something else in the other hand.

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Speaker 3: And I was running in the rain on their.

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Speaker 1: Papers and I just went and like hit both arms

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Speaker 1: and knees and everything. The champagne like went boof on

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Speaker 1: the grass and went all over there. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is very humorous, and I turned to get my

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Speaker 1: friend's reaction, and they literally just clicked the door shut

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Speaker 1: and missed the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, now I'm on the ground a

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Speaker 4: couple of bubbles when most of the time it will

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Speaker 4: fall over. They feel a sense of shame and embarrassment.

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Speaker 4: You were just hoping to get some attention entertainment for it,

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Speaker 4: Like did you catch that.

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Speaker 2: Security camera on the driveway?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I haven't even asked them.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, they might have a hilarious million view videos.

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Speaker 1: Yes, ready get it to America's Funniest Home Videos, because

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Speaker 1: I splayed like legs when yeah, elbows on the ground,

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Speaker 1: bottle of wine.

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Speaker 3: It was God, it was quite funny.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I foun embarrassed that no one saw it.

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Speaker 1: It's like if a tree fell in the wood, and

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Speaker 1: you know, would it.

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Speaker 3: Make a noise? Yes, yep, But how do you know,

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Speaker 3: no one? But no one's there to hear.

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Speaker 2: People who have seen trees fall down and they know

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Speaker 2: they make a noise.

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Speaker 4: If no one's there to hear it, hear it the

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Speaker 4: deer in the hour, But no one, no one, no

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Speaker 4: one's there to hear it.

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Speaker 3: No one's there to hear it, but noise, but they are.

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Speaker 4: Included in the no one in the same Why are

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Speaker 4: you saying deers aren't a.

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Speaker 1: Forest, birds aren't real and forest there's no one around, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's still making noise. If a woman falls on a

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Speaker 1: driveway and no one's there to see it, is it

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Speaker 1: still funny?

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Speaker 4: Yes, what you've told me sounds so. Yeah. I guess

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Speaker 4: you covered.

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Speaker 3: And bruises and a little scratches.

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Speaker 4: And also now, rather than just your two friends seeing

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Speaker 4: you for which they didn't, all of our podcast listeners

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Speaker 4: have visualized you taking.

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Speaker 3: A year that's quite good, thus making it.

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Speaker 2: Funny funny, and you're getting attention and I'm getting attention.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you,