WEBVTT - "How To Sandbag & Influence People..." 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.280 Live from the Export Beer Garden Studio, which today is 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:06.920 in christ Church. This is the Agenda Podcast for a 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:12.959 Thursday Wednesday. God, we're gonna do that again, Live from 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.800 the Export Beer Garden Studio which today is in Krush Church. 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:19.119 This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the twenty seventh 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:20.320 of November. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:25.760 The Agenda Podcast the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:28.080 brought to you by Export Vulture. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:32.160 And we are down here in the Garden City, Mike Glavee, Yes, 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:36.160 beautiful Garden City, christ Church. It's actually a very warm 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:39.800 balmie day outside. We are here to go and check 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:42.520 out the grounds ahead of the cricket match tomorrow. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:46.640 That's right to a bit of pregame, ye work? Is 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:47.839 it wrecky? Recky? 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:50.839 Yeah, a recky for you at home. We'll do the 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:53.440 pitch report, yep. I'll see what until we can find. 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.120 You know, I do my best punting work at the track. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.680 I'm hoping that that'll carry over to the pitch as well. 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:00.640 Hope it gives you something. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.640 Hoping it gives me something. We'll let you know what 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:04.920 we see after we head down there. We're recording this 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.479 about lunchtime on the Wednesday, so We're heading down there 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:12.960 this afternoon and then coverage will be on iHeartRadio tomorrow live. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:14.759 And free on iHeartRadio. Just thinking. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.160 If you text cricket to three two three six, you'll 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.880 get a link through to the commentary. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:21.399 We'll talk about the cricket in just a few moments time. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:24.199 But yesterday we were very very lucky to be able 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:24.960 to head along. 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:29.720 To Yesto Links golf Course with the November team and 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:32.399 the Great newsy on Tea Off which is happening this 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:35.400 week around the country. Everyone's using their tea times that 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:38.520 they won an auction at the start of the month. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.679 But yeah, and good, how did these guys win? 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.200 They're one, so basically they it was Eddie. Edie won 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:45.479 the prize. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:47.960 He got to bring three mates along, which was Jace, 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.920 Steve and Ben who came along and they got to 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.160 stay the night there and we had dinner. Thing's got 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.520 a bit carried away afterwards. But yeah, all they had 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.360 to do was this bit on any tea time on 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.520 the Great News on Tee Off early in the month 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:05.200 to go on the drawer. Great New Zealanders, great day. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.520 I'm still feeling a little bit sun burnt. I think 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:08.120 I might have. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:10.480 I think I might have been seen way too much sun. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:14.799 We didn't get home till about eleven o'clock. I still 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.880 jumped in the shower and worked the messes up running 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:21.120 the shower. But I was standing in the mirror afterwards 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.639 that my forearms are burnt. Yeah, I got roasted out there. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:23.920 It was. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.639 I mean, it's hard to describe howsome. Yes, you play 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.480 good if you play golf. If you're not a gold Steffie, 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:33.960 then you know, it's still it's an impressive set up 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.040 out there outside Munga Pi. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:39.760 It was a hell of a prize. So it was Yeah, 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:42.040 they actually see Team Movember team and then there was 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.280 supposed to be a couple of the Blues players, but 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.000 one of them pulled out. That's how I managed to 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.400 you did. I'm very happy I did. And Harry Plumber 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.160 came along as well. 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.040 She's how good a golfer is Harry Plumber. 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.720 Harry Plumber is. He has a I think he's got 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.400 a zero handicap, right or maybe three or something. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.359 He is in crell. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:04.000 He hits those shots where you're like, oh, this is 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.560 going to go flying off the back of the green 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.480 and then it just rips and stops. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.160 Oh, you had to spin it. I don't even know 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:10.760 how to start doing that. Neither do I. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:14.760 Every shot, he is so consistent, great striker of the ball. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:20.000 He said, it's interesting how many kicking coaches use a 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.840 golf analogy. Yeah, so it'll be like, oh, this is 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.240 a seven iron, you know, smooth stroke, you don't need 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.680 to crush it, blah blah blah. So yeah, but he 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:33.160 is outstanding. He shot seventy six for the round at 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.960 which is it's actually a much more forgiving course than 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:36.840 I thought it was going to be. 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:37.920 Yeah, it is. It's good. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:39.200 I mean, it's just good fun. You don't want to 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.160 go to a course and just get bent over, no, 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:42.960 which is what I thought was going to happen to me. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:44.760 Yeah it was. You played bluddy well. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:48.320 You you the only ACC member who won and that yeah, 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:50.640 six match plays, you were the only one that won. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:52.400 And I shot a hundred, So I don't want anyone 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.640 out there to think that I was crushing it. 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:56.600 I shot a hundred two and the guy beat me 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:58.280 shot one hundred and three, so work that out. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:00.560 Well, he got a lot of strokes. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.480 It's because of the handicap, which I still don't understand. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.320 And I've never put in a card before, so I 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:06.640 don't know what my handicap is. 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:07.600 So you were maximum. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.800 So I was maximum, and I was peered up with Eddie, 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:14.280 who won the trip. He said his handicap was twenty nine, 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.279 and I said, seventy two plus twenty nine, it's one 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.159 hundred and one. I was like, that's what I'm aiming 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.039 for every time. Best I've ever done it ninety four. 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:22.040 What I didn't tell him was that was last week. 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:26.880 And so after about six holes, I was five up 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.280 and would split one of the holes, and he was 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:33.320 he was ropal, he was ropeable. I didn't realize until 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.960 the turn that he was actually like massively passed off 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.440 at how far behind he'd gotten. And after the thirteenth 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.039 hole he came over and shook my hand and said 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.760 it's done. I can't catch you now, and and then 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:46.880 he sort of bit his leap a little bit. But 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:48.960 then at the end you came over and asked me 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.880 how I went, and I said, oh, you're my sandbag 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:52.720 diddy a little. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:53.760 Bit there because. 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.680 And he goes you fucking once I'd said it had 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.360 just tipped him off, and so we stayed out there 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:03.720 for a few beers and the whole night. Yeah, he 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.760 was just blowing up about how Sam Bag did it. 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:10.400 Yeah, and big, big thank you too to Joe Jury, 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.920 who who offered to drive us there and back and 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.320 in his words, the worst car trip he's ever had 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.240 taking us back to Auckland. 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:20.279 And he said, some shockers. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.480 He said, that's saying something because he has witnessed some 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.960 pretty horrendous roadies and that was up there an hour 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:26.720 and a half of his life. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:27.480 He will never get bad. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.680 Hour and a half of us just rambling on. It's 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:33.480 the worst thing when you're the sober driver. He was saying, Look, 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.640 he was waiting for us. He's like, surely we're going 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.000 to leave, we've had dinner hour. But then the beers 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:38.640 just kept coming. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:39.880 Oh he should have just told us. 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:41.840 Yeah, he should have. He should have said, we got 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.760 to go. This is his fault, Yeah, this is we're good. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:48.400 We're going to gaslight him, victim blame him. So you 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.039 made your own bed, it's your fault. But yeah, an 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:53.400 hour and a half of just us wasted on repeat, 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:54.520 just saying the same old. 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.320 Doing same jokes, same story, same story. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.400 Me trying to do the math on whether I actually 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:02.400 did sambaghm or not, which I Well, he said twenty nine, 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:04.520 which means we were both going to shoot one hundred 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:04.720 and one. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.279 I only shot a hundred, So did I did? I? 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:07.920 Sand begum. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:13.839 I think he was just about better, better and twisted 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:14.479 he was. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.320 But he and I know he listens to the podcast, 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.840 will probably be listening to the shout out, shout out 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.760 to you, Eddie, but he has sworn to besmirch my 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.200 name to anyone who'll listened. 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.200 Well, the good news is they made the most of 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:29.720 their accommodation out into Actually they didn't. I don't think 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:31.760 they spent much in time in their beds. 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:32.640 I don't know if they saw it. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:34.760 They knocked it on the head at five am. Oh 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.719 my god, so they almost would have seen the sun 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:37.160 com up. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:37.960 On a Tuesday. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:39.800 Yeah, what the hell league is this? 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:41.799 So we're just in the We're actually in the Hits 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:43.320 studio and Christ shoots right now. 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:46.320 They've got sky Sport one on chick out Ronnie. There 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:49.880 is a there is a it's George Costanza. 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:54.799 Oh, it's the Guyana Cricketing League. It's a real hodgepodge 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:57.760 of players. They've got what looks to be Carry O'Keeffe 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.760 one of the bowler. And then is that Buddy Lobul's 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.840 Super League? Is that old Bravo coming out there? Now 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:09.160 they've got players walking through fireworks which is spraying them 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:11.320 in the eyes. They having to shield their eyes as 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.800 they walk out, and they are dressed like darts players. 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:15.920 Okay, Global super League, that's get. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:19.360 That bizarre anyway, Yeah, great day out of toute Lynx. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:20.960 If you ever get the chance, and in fact you 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.000 had the chance, you could have bid on you could 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.120 have been on one of the Great New Zealand teoffs. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.480 I think is there still spots. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.320 Because the idea is that one hundred and ninety clubs 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.560 put tea times up and everyone had a lock about 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.520 four weeks to bid on them and that closed at 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:37.960 the start of November raised over seventy grand though for 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:41.440 November the Great New zeal On Teoff. Ollie Olli Bradshaw 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:43.840 founded that and organizes that. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.560 I think he hit did he hit seventy two yesterday? 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:50.400 I think he's not a bad player as well. But 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.400 it was a great time, so big thanks to Vollet 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.240 as well. Put on the Great New zeal On Teoff 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:55.360 in November. 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:56.720 For looking after us. It's pretty awesome. 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:58.920 Absolutely all right, let's take a quick break. When we 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:03.200 come back, we're going to talk about it cricket. We're 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:04.880 are down here in christ chitch Lane, and that is 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.480 because tomorrow is the well, it's the start of the 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.120 summer of cricket, really, isn't it? Is? 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:09.560 It is? 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:13.880 Well, it's the first day of the first Test New 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:17.760 Zealand versus England. It's been sent a message by Tim Southy. 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:21.600 He's keen to have Oh, he's keen to keep the 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:23.400 camel that we're trying to source. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.160 So if you haven't seen it on our Instagram, we've 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.760 been trying to source a camel on this podcast for 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.440 the longest time. We need to get it into Tim 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.079 Southy's last game, which is in Hamilton. Someone sent us 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.800 in a photo of a fiberglass camel. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:37.720 But that looks it looks like it's unloved. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.360 It on its side, but it's on a frame. It 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:43.400 looks like it's on wheels. So we need to I 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:45.360 don't know if the person who send us that photo 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.000 actually owns the camel, but we need to get in 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:51.400 touch with them. Could that potentially be the Sylvia Park camel. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.760 It looks it does looks very similar to the Sylvia 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.760 Park camel fiberglass camera South. He's asked if he can 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.320 have that for his backyard. Afterwards, we look if we 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.360 can get hold of it, Yeah, one hundred percent you can. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:03.840 We'll put a steed of the ship had on it. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.840 You'll be away laughing. But yeah, we take on England 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.480 and I'm so excited for this, and I feel like 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:11.720 a lot of people are because the memories of the 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.280 last English Test series here are still so fresh. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.080 Yeah, the one all that we got a pantsing and 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.400 tot on and then we had the thriller down in 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:19.720 the basin, the thriller. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:24.600 In Manila, last Bloody Wagner, last ball, top of off start. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:25.960 I can still see it so clearly. 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.800 Yeah, and then that was caught down, strangled down league side, 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:32.360 wasn't it was Jimmy Anderson. I can see strangled down 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.360 league side. The worst way to go, Yeah, the worst 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.800 way to go it was. I mean, it was so 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.200 everyone was into that game. It was to the point 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:45.280 where I was working at a rival sporting media outlet 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:48.280 and we were watching the ACCS coverage. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:54.480 In the office and it just it took over the nation. Yeah, 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:56.480 it's one of the great things about a Test match. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.840 I think that's what we all loved about that India 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:02.800 series because it builds for so long and you've got 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.320 a chance to get involved in it, you know. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.160 Yeah, and listen that we have to win all three 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.240 if for any chance for this World Test Championship, we 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:12.760 have to win all three. So that's kind of in 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:15.600 the background as well, that's going on. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:17.920 Yeah. So because India we're trying I was trying to 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.240 figure this out yesterday. Because they beat Australia. That's bad 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:20.559 for us. 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:23.360 It's bad for us, but it's not totally bad. If 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:28.959 Australia win like for one over there or three to 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:32.800 one whatever, that's good for us. If India win this 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:34.520 series in Australia not good for. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.680 Us, yeah, right, because it gives them too many wins. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:38.440 Yeah, But saying that, we just need to win these 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.880 three games and then see what happens. Yeah, that's the 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:44.360 crux of it. It'll be a classic. Well, we'll update 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:45.920 you tomorrow on the state of the patroom we go 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:49.000 out there, but I'm packing it's going to be fairly green. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.880 It always has something in it. The toss is always 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:56.920 crucial because you just want to bowl first. So yeah, 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.880 I can't see I can't see it being playing any 0:10:58.920 --> 0:10:59.960 different than it had last year. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:01.360 So a bit juicy. 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:05.040 Yeah, no one. I love watching cricket at Agley Park. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.080 I think it's such a great, great little spot there. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:07.600 That's great. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:11.560 And also we're staying opposite the new Takaha Stadium. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:13.520 How epic is that going to be? 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.080 It looks incredible. Now the roadworks is going to drive 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.760 me insane. But yeah, that thing looks out the gate. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:24.319 I mean them thirteen years. But city Center, city Center, 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.160 it is a hop, skip and a jump from the 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:30.440 Hits studio. We've climbed through the window and today, but 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.400 it's a hop, skip and a jump from everywhere. It's 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:35.040 going to be like can you imagine Game Day because 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:39.000 Christ Hitch and Hamilton, they the whole city gets overtaken 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:43.120 by the game, sometimes during Super Rugby, certainly for an 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:45.959 All Blacks game. Yeah, the city is just going to 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:47.280 be a buzz when that happens. 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.880 So when is it only next year? Is it still 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:50.760 another year to go? 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.959 I'd be speaking out of turn, but I'll do it. Yeah, 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:57.080 it's opening next year, so yeah, we'll have to come 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.959 We've got to come down for years. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.679 I mean it's hard. Here's not many city center stadiums 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.440 like that in New Zealand. I don't think there is one. 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.720 Wellington Stadium is still a bit of a ball eight 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:12.080 way out. It's not really city center and it's. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.000 Also city center at all. 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:16.160 And also although it's also not yeah the basmin, but 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.760 it's not a it's not a cricket stadium and it's 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.400 not a rugby stadium Wellington. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:24.600 It is a it's an arena for gladiators to fight in. Yeah, 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.000 but yeah, because you're so far. 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:29.520 Back from the terrible it's a terrible oval ball experience 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.600 and around ball experience, and it's a terrible cricket experience. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.480 Yeah. It was great for the Sevens for about ten 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.680 years and they killed it and that's about it. But yeah, 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.360 so I'm looking forward to that one as well. But 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.920 Hagley Park, when you get a good day in Hagley, 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:43.920 you get burnt to a crisp sitting out there. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:48.000 I only my only not it's not a criticism, but 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:52.560 with the with the kind of ovals like Bay Oval, 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:56.439 like Hagley and like Hamilton, the atmosphere is kind of 0:12:56.440 --> 0:13:00.559 funny because the noise disappears, so it doesn't sound when 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.040 you get ten thousand people in there. It doesn't sound 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:07.240 like ten thousand people. It's very quiet, unlike a kind 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:09.880 of an arena or stadium where the noise gets trapped 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.200 in the stands and it's like a visceral kind of 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:16.520 raw goes on when something happens that doesn't happen at 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:16.959 an oval. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:17.760 It's kind of weird. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:19.800 Yeah, that's a good point actually, And for as much 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.800 as a slug I feeding park that does do a 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:23.320 good job. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:26.280 At it, a full eating park is immense. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.400 When there's a break or a chargedown or something that's yeah, 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.000 you can really feel it. Yeah, So that Travis Scott's playing, 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:34.800 Oh Jesus, Yeah, I don't know if Travis Scott's going 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.360 to be playing in this game against England though I 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.160 don't actually know. I haven't seen the teams. 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:42.560 I even named the teams. 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:45.960 I know they've brought Jeff Archer over with them, but 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.640 I feel like he's the biggest blue balls player of 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.880 all time where you're always like, oh, Jeoffrey Archer is 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:51.720 going to play it, nat. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:55.160 Yeah, he was rubbish last time we smashed him around 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.000 a little bit Geoffrey Archers, So I think that's kind 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:01.160 of that that mystique has gone with her. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:02.880 I mean he's slippery. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:07.120 I wouldn't say he's probably the quickest bowler their face 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.720 for a while. Yeah, but for some reason he was 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.760 an effective last time he was out here. 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:14.080 I guess once you get past the gold chain, it's 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.079 a lot of a lot of the intimidation has gone, 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.760 you know, once that's out of your head a little bit. Yeah. 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:22.840 The thing is, my advice would be, if you're going 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:24.360 to face a guy like that, don't watch him bowl 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.200 before you go in, because that's that's how I got 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:29.720 out the st footage of me getting bowled out just 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.600 on Friday evening, and I got so in my head 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.720 because I saw the guy bowling before I went out there, 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:37.280 and he looked quick, and when I got out there, 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:39.400 he actually wasn't, but I was already in my head 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.600 about it has run up. He came in behind the umpire, 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:44.640 he hid behind the umpire and then he'd pop out, 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:50.040 put gunner and then bowl at it. And it freaked 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:53.040 me out. It was done too much pop up, like 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:58.120 in Sears. So I think we were debating. I think 0:14:58.160 --> 0:14:59.880 maybe in the car the other day. I don't know 0:14:59.880 --> 0:15:02.600 if you're with us or not, whether Will Young gets 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:03.640 a run in this game. 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:04.240 Yeah. 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:08.240 I mean what's circling is that he's getting he's going 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:13.400 to get dropped for Williamson, which is unlucky for Will. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.240 Unlucky for Will. But if you're going to get dropped 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:18.240 for anyone, you can probably stomach that. Yes, but then 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.360 it's like, well, how do you who else could you 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:24.720 potentially drop for him? It got down to jeez, do 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:28.000 you go Phillips Phillips? Well, but the thing is Phillips 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.440 is too useful. He's a real like obviously, he's a 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:34.640 handy fielder. He's a break glass in case of emergency bowler. Yes, 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.280 he could pick up the gloves if something would have happen. 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:38.800 He's also, I. 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:42.200 Think we're discussing he's your T one player. Yeah, he 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:45.320 can field, he's a best fielder. Yeah, he's keecking bowl 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:46.840 and he can bat. He's a decent bowler. 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:47.200 Yeah. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.640 So he's your first T one pack in it. That's 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:51.800 really one competition, and. 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:54.440 I think he just needs to he needs to be 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:56.760 in the team because over five days weird shit happens 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:58.680 in a Test match, you know, and you need a 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:01.480 dude like him to make some weird shit happen. I 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.480 was wondering, like, and I'm sure there's a stat for it. 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:09.640 Cricket is great for nerd stuff and you know stats 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.120 and all that. I'd love to see a stat for 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:15.880 how many runs you prevented in the field. I know 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.080 it a bit of squirrely stat. I think they I 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.000 think they do do. Yeah, right, I'm sure they would 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:20.360 have something. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.600 I think I've seen it before of like how many 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:25.960 runs that person's technically saved? Yeah, but then how do 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.920 you if someone canes it straight at you at cover 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:32.280 and you stop it? Yeah, is that counted as a 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.520 you've saved a four? Or does there have to be 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:35.640 some sort of movement? 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:38.560 It would be very hard. The only way I could 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:42.640 see it done would be in your like whatever eighth 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:45.520 of the ground how many runs were scored in that 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:48.400 match versus how many runs on average are scored you 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:51.680 know in your area. It wouldn't be a perfect stat, no, 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:55.320 but I think that's that would really favor Glenn Phillips. 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:59.560 Yeah, yeah, he's I mean, you can't drop him. Unfortunately, 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:00.360 I don't know. 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.120 Who else you drop zippy from Rainbow? 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:02.800 Yeah, I don't know. 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:04.440 If you don't, I don't know, we'll just get He's 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:06.200 just going to have to carry the drinks. Unfortunately, the 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:08.760 man of the match wasn't in the series. 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:09.600 Yeah in India. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:13.080 Yeah, now, unfortunately he's got to carry the drinks. 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:16.040 Like Ajs Pattel came back with ten for. Yeah, never 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:18.000 played again until the next tour. Well, so he won't 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.399 play against India, will against England. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:22.080 He's going to be one of He's going to be 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:23.879