WEBVTT - "A Service To The Nation" 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Life in the Export Beer Guden Studio and brought to you, 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:04.720 as always by Export Ultra of the Bear for Here. 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:08.000 This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the seventh of August. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:13.280 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:15.680 brought to you by Export a Culture. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:19.919 I'm back lane, you put your areavement, leaving from observing 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:24.880 the days of national grieving for the retirement of Shawn Johnson, 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:28.040 and Yeah, beauty can't come at a worse time, men, 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:31.440 I literally just been forty minutes talking about how we 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:32.040 didn't think he. 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:32.640 Was going to retire. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.240 That was noted yesterday. 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:36.840 And I didn't. I genuinely didn't. 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:40.800 My take was other clubs have been offering him money, 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:44.160 which means our club's offered him money. And I don't 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:46.440 think that you turned down six figures if it's still 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:47.159 being offered to you. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.280 I think he has got a big enough future outside 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:50.760 of the game. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.320 That is what That's sort of what I've come to learn. 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:57.320 And I've always said that being rich isn't about how 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:59.680 much money you have, It's about how much money you 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.120 can say no to. Yeah, and he said no to 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.959 what I presume to be an eye watering amount of money. 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.399 Yeah, and I don't know if it's eye watering. He 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:09.640 is coming to the end of his career. 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:12.160 It would make my eyes water if you present to 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:13.000 me with that contract. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.679 Yeah, but not I mean it would make. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.400 Your eyes water to present me with that contract. 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:21.560 But yeah, Like like I mentioned yesterday, he's got a 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:25.360 lot of interests outside of the game. Yeah, he's obviously 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:29.039 launched his own little media empire as well. So you 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.640 know what, he probably worked out that he could probably 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.120 make more money with less stress, let's travel more time 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.440 with his family if he concentrated on that. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:39.400 Yeah, So that's a good point. What's he been off 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:43.839 a outside of that? Obviously? I thought when I saw 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.200 whenever I see an athlete launched their own podcast, I'm like, 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.960 that's one foot out, yep. And I think the more 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:53.240 violent the game that you play, the further that foot 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.520 is out, you know, because if you if you start 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.840 making money off something outside of your sport, you're like, 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:02.240 I've just done my pick my hilles, fucking my hammi 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.800 this year in the last calendar year. And God bless 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:08.680 him because most athletes, We've said this before, most athletes 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:10.960 don't get to decide when they retire. Yeah, they are 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:15.720 told by the agent after about six months after their 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:18.240 last game, Hey, we're not giving a lot of nibbles here, 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:21.720 so you're done. So yeah, it is said that he's 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:24.880 not going to be playing one more year, but the hell. 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:25.240 Of a career. 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:28.240 And he has to be in your all time Warriors 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.120 squad otherwise you don't know anything about the Warriors. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:32.919 This was an interesting question. 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:34.760 And I know this is a few days old now, 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.840 but it's been asked to me twice today, just this morning, 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.120 by two different people. Would you rather win bronze and 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.679 the pole vault or loose because of year downstairs? 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:46.680 And I said the same thing. 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:50.480 To both those people. Every year, well, every four years 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:55.240 someone wins bronze at the Olympics for pole vault, but 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:58.600 not every year does someone get to write their name 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.079 into the history books for lodging the bar with their 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:04.640 downstairs And can you imagine him walking into the Olympic 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.400 village afterwards. 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:08.040 Just full of confidence. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:10.480 He should walk around dislodging all sorts of things with 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.480 his downstairs like he should go past the Olympic village 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:18.840 like bar and just knock off a tray of Heinekens. Sorry, 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.800 pat was he was he telling, I don't know, but 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.839 just go what else can what else can you knock off? 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.800 He's French, you know, you go around to the to 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:26.680 the the. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:29.320 Particity and just go across and just swipe off all 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:30.640 the classons off the top. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.480 A jewelry store should have him in their ads where 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.400 he walks into the shop and it's all shot from 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.040 above the waist and he turns around and you just 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:41.680 hear millions of dollars jewelry smashing the endorsement deals. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:46.320 About absolutely, I mean even a spray and wipe ads, 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:51.800 walks past, he cleans it off, maybe like an ad 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.880 for No More Nails, or like gorilla glue, where he 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:58.520 goes over as downstairs, hits the bar and it doesn't 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:02.080 dislodge because it's been glued down with the only only 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:05.920 substance known demand strong enough to withstand this guy's downstairs. Yeah, 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.920 as he lands afterwards, he goes and tries it again 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:11.560 and it smacks his nuts on it, and he goes 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:15.880 Silly's griulla. Ste's fast, and he's like and then he's like. 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.479 Fu, first time I've ever seen it. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.720 Yeah, I think that he's already been offered like two 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:25.400 hundred and fifty thousand dollars to film an adult video. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.640 And I think that the way he should play this 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:32.200 is he should launch an only fans, but not post 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.680 any pictures of his just post a picture of his face, 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:37.440 post a screenshot of the bar being dislodged. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:44.120 This is controversial, Okay, I believe he's got a tiny pee, 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.080 but massive bees. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:47.800 Do you think it was the bees that dislodged it? 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.039 Yeah, having looked at the footage and gone back on 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.080 the tapes, yeah, controversial. I mean he's probably loving life, 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:57.800 although there could be some disappointed partners coming around the 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.440 corner because I believe he may be op rating a 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.800 cashew with some big tractor wheels. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.599 Right, Okay, that's. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.680 If you look at the footage, it's not his d 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.800 that knocks it off, it's his bees that wrap around 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:11.800 the pole and dis lodge it. So I'm just going 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:13.960 to throw it out there, small. 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:19.240 P B bees, Okay, huge conspiracy theory, the dumb just yeah, 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:23.200 you are like, do your own research, do your own research, 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.520 do your own research into that. Are we allowed to 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:27.599 use the footage? Could we cut this footage from this 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:28.360 podcast in. 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.160 With that once is over? 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:30.599 Yeap? 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.960 Yes, we will because when the Olympics over very litigious 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.279 the new Zeallympic Committee and the Olympics for some reason, 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:41.400 I don't want people sharing the content or talking about it. 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.760 But it is an important issue that you've raised, you know, 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.160 for the last week now, all anyone's been talking about is. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:48.039 The z Yeah. 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.279 No, it's his bees, but you're saying on this podcast, 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:54.520 their gender podcast, Yes it's actually his bees. 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:55.040 Yeah. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.240 And people are going to be bitterly disappointed at the 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.960 closing sermoy when they strip them naked at some state 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.640 Yeah and go ah. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:07.000 I would just love because I like when so every 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.240 year and say Super Rugby, NBA, whatever, when there's a 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.000 grand final and they have to print the winning team's 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:15.680 hats and jerseys before because they don't know who's going 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.880 to win. So every year there is a losing team's 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:22.920 winning hat, yes, that they presumably burn. I would love 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:27.680 to get so, say, for example, when the Blues played 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.720 the Crusaders in the Super Rugby Grand Final, I'd love 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:34.000 to have had a Blues champions hat and wear that 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:35.240 and have people. 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.400 Say they didn't win that year, did they? No, they didn't. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.600 And I would like to if I was home, I'd 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:43.279 have the bronze medal, and I thought you didn't win 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.839 the bronze medal at the twenty twenty four Olympics. 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:49.280 You're right, and that's because I did this. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:52.960 My downstairs just lodged the bar. Yeah, one hundred percent. Yesterday, 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.000 while I was in my day of morning, I went 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.680 and did the groceries. I went to back and say 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:59.320 there was a guy there with a basket grabbing a 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:03.560 couple of things, box of chocolates, a bottle of wine, 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:08.240 and a thing of flowers, a bouquet of flowers. Pack 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:11.600 and save flowers out of pack and save flowers. 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:14.000 Okay, Is there's a caveat on the pack and save 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.280 flowers the ants? 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.640 Yes, I'm in okay, there is a caveat. 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.440 You've got to unwrap them and rewrap them yourself before 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.840 gifting them. You've got to take all that cellophane shit 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:28.280 off and the kind of what's everything that screens pack 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:29.000 and save about it. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.400 You've got to jig up a bit, so you got 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:32.200 to repackage it. 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.720 If you've got any colored paper or home or brown paper, 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.640 buy two or three. So buy two or three of 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:40.080 them as well, and so you can look the bouquets. 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.360 You mix them up and then rewrap them. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.960 Oh, because one day she's going to go into Pack 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.120 and Save, she's going to look, she'll see the exact Bokay, 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:48.080 you've given her her. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.120 Bloody pack and save flowers. But if you mix and 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:51.840 match them, she'll never see them. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.680 Yeah, and look, the key is rewrapping, just kind of 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.800 just mask it. The same with It's the same with 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.760 service station flowers. You never buy one, you got to 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.360 buy two. Three. Judge it up. Stop on the side 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.760 of the road, Grab a fern, fucking whack that motherfucker 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:09.000 in there, Like, just grab some greenery from anywhere and 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:09.920 just whack it in there. 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:11.400 Off the lawn because I guess at the end of 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.800 the day these flowers have been grown presumably where all 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:15.080 the other flowers have been grown. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.520 Correct, you can only grow the flowers a flower. It's 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.320 the packaging and say that's the that's their mono. You know, 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.080 everything's out of a box. It's concrete floors, stack to 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:24.640 the roof. Wouldn't want to be there in an earthquake, 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.600 but you know that's the that's the moner. That's same 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:31.520 with the flowers wrapped and shitty, shitty kind of this 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:36.040 plastic clear plastic stuff. Yeah, so you just gotta you've 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:36.800 got a salt bad. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:39.720 I don't mind it because I was looking at. 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.920 That and I was like, brother, brother, brother, surely not 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:43.280 not the peck and save flowers. 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:46.280 But he sounds like, what do you buy chocolates? Yeah? 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.640 I saw a bottle of wine Lindau Oh, didn't see 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:50.000 what it was. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:50.280 Yeah. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.400 If he's got Lindy's chocolates, and just that he's he's 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.280 on a tinder date, he's cheap. Oh right, yeah, he's 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:56.640 on some sort of Yeah. 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.120 I was thinking he's done something horrific. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:02.480 Eh, Well, there's a scale, isn't here of what you've 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:05.319 done that's horrific and what you purchase to make up 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.920 for it. So that doesn't sound like a horrific crime. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:12.240 There's a minor crime potentially, I don't know, stacking the 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:13.199 dishwasher wrong. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:14.880 Or I just not maybe coming home late. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.840 But blowout didn't come home one night. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:19.400 Either, didn't come home. That's quite a big one. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.880 Yeah, yeah, so you do escalate that one a little 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:26.400 bit potentially with maybe a bigger bouquet, maybe at dinner. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:28.320 I've only ever done that once. 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:32.079 Didn't come home and I was on Leehart's couch watching 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:38.200 Beatles documentaries. There's my story and I'm fucking sticking to 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:39.120 that until I die. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.760 And Lee will back me up on there as well. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.920 He's good that he's a great New Zealander and that 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.880 in the industry is called a segue because we are 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.160 crunching the numbers on who is the greatest New Zealander 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.000 of all time at the moment, I would like to 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:57.200 remind people because this has gone massive across social media, 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:00.960 hundreds of comments on every platform. I didn't make the 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.640 fucking I mean, I made the images, but I didn't 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.120 set the brackets. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.800 You guys voted for these on social media. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.679 Yeah, and that's why we're getting so many comments now 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:11.800 that it's live of like this guy should have been 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.280 in there, this guy should have been in there. 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:14.520 Well, where were you? You know? 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.679 Because we had and we had your chance on social 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.640 media and the voicemails to send through who you wanted. 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:22.440 And a lot of people got overlooked. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:25.880 And again I keep going back to voter apathy came 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.040 Williamson's not in there because I think everyone thought that 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:28.920 he was going to be in there. 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.840 Sam white Locks not even in there, Sam White Lock's 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:32.600 not in their greatest kept All Black of all time. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.800 Some are saying that there's too many cricketers in the bracket. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.920 There are four. There are also four rugby players. And 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.680 to those people, I would say that cricket is our 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.679 too long a wai wai. This is where we came from, 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.760 so there's always going to be an overrepresentation of cricketers. 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.880 It's the same as rugby though it's our two national sports. 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:49.319 That's right. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.600 There are not a lot of politicians. In fact, there's none. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:55.440 I don't think so. And that's, you know, again a 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.880 reflection of who we are as a people. And I 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.640 heard Heath talking yesterday on the podcast like, oh, there's 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.800 going to be some real popularity. You know, some people 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.200 are going to get through just because they're popular, like 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:08.760 I don't know, like the four Square guy, maybe mister 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:09.720 Whippy yeah. 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:12.280 Or Horald the Draft howld the draft so beat? 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.640 Yeah, it's and like I said yesterday, there's not some 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:17.360 sort of manipulated rock countdown. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.080 No, this is for the people, by the people. 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:23.320 And if a joke nomination nominee makes it through, then 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:25.800 fucking so bad. If the four Square guy beats Charlie 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:27.880 up and then the four Square guy beats Charlie Upham. 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.320 That's like, you know what, it's proud of the people. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:34.080 I don't know if you recall in England. Every year 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:37.800 in Britain there Britain's Got Talent or with their whatever 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.240 talent contests they have and Simon cow is involved in 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.640 and Britain's Got Talent or whatever they the winner always 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:47.680 releases a Christmas song and it's fucking shit, but it 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.320 always goes to number one because it's been on that 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:53.280 reality TV show, right, and the group or the band 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.400 released the song, it goes to number one everyone in 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.400 Great Britain because it publicized so much. Yeah, and there 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.400 was an app one year and one guy said, fuck this, 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:06.240 this cannot happen again. This is a national embarrassment and 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.280 he did a campaign to people to go out, download 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.840 and buy Killing in the Name of for the Christmas 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.480 number one. You know what, the Christmas number one that year, 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:15.880 because they make a big deal of it in the UK, 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:16.760 the Christmas number one. 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.319 Yeah, right, it was Killing in the Name of It. See, 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:20.959 this is for the people, by the people. 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:24.080 It's like when they had that Arctic exploring boat that 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:24.720 they wanted to. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.760 They ran a competition, what are we going to call 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.360 this thing? And they came up with body mc boat face. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:30.319 Yeah, and they didn't call it that. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:32.679 I know they pulled out. So they pulled out. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:34.720 Then they tried it again a couple of years later, 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.480 and the winning vote I'm pretty sure was body mcboat 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.560 face too, and I don't. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:40.360 Think they called it that either. 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.400 You can't go to the public and then pull out, 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:46.040 that's bullshit. I recall a certain national body went to 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.640 the public with what uniform should we wear for our 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.160 short form format games? 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.600 What one beij ye? And they were like, what about 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:54.240 till Yeah? 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.000 And he goes, oh, we counter other votes outside of 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.440 social media as well, because the social media votes were 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:00.440 off the scale. 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.160 Yeah, we know for a fact you can't can't. 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.960 Do that two months before a summer because those uniforms 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:07.520 have already been made. I've already gone to print, have 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:09.760 gone to print, and so we all knew that was 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.560 going to be teal because it already made it. So 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.559 it's like, don't go to the public, yeah, and if 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.320 you do, you've just got to go through it, no 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:17.040 matter how humiliating the results are. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:19.600 So that's that's where we find ourselves. 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:24.640 And so the first bracket, the first round, the first 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:28.760 matchup was Sir Edmund Hillary versus Sir Ernest Rutherford, and 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.160 I took to social media to voice my concerns about 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.439 and again not to belittle, will besmirch the good name 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:37.720 of Sir Edmund Hillary, but I did say ed climbed 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.320 a mountain, Ernest Rutherford unleashed the power of God. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:42.079 Yeah. 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:44.920 But like I mentioned on your comment, I feel like 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:48.880 I really know er Rutherford, whereas I feel like I've 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:50.880 got a bit more of an affinity with the apurist, 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:54.160 the bee keeper. Yes, and Edmund Hillary. 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:56.560 And I think people like to see themselves in Edmund 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:58.800 Hillary as well. Here's the quintessential Kiwi. 0:13:58.840 --> 0:13:59.200 I think. 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.120 So he won, so he yeah, he, I think it 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.400 was there were a lot of votes for Ernest Rutherford. 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:07.000 To be fair, he went, I was sort of having 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:09.040 this debate with my party yesterday and I was like, well, 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:13.199 Ernest Rutherford's one hundred dollar note and ed Hillary's on 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.440 the five dollar note, that should show you that at 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:18.160 least says to me that Ernest Rutherford is five times 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.880 as important to our country as Edmund Hillary is, to 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:24.040 which she said, well, which do you see more often 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:25.880 a five dollar note for one hundred dollar note. I'm 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:29.920 with her, so and so is the public as well. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.080 So they've gone with They've gone with ed and Sir 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:36.400 Edmund Hillary. So Edmund Hillary will be going through to 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:36.960 round two. 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:43.360 The Greatest bee Keeper a live live like No, I can't. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:45.000 I couldn't even tell you who's second. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:50.880 This morning, Gary Poyton, the soundkeeper, Gary from zid M, 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:56.680 He's the sickond bess this morning it is Susie cadovers 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.600 Jason Gunn Ah. I'm a gun guy. Yeah, I'm a 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:01.000 gang guy. 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:02.160 Yeah. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:05.720 He's the first of the celebrities still with us to 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:09.600 have weighed in in the comments, and when this first 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:13.680 went live, his comment is that a vote for Jason 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.080 gunn is a vote for Thingy. 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.720 Absolutely it is. So you've basically got a two for 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:19.160 one there. If you're a Thinging fan. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:25.240 Me personally, I have a long held grudge against Susie Cato. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:27.280 You can't hate Susie Cato. 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:31.920 You can't has to see the cultural impact you've had 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.280 on the country. I'm not going to say it's not 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:40.280 a great song. The cleanup, clean Up, everybody everywhere has 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:44.400 helped kindergarten teachers, not just nationally but globally. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.000 And lovers throughout the world at the end of a 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.240 heavy love making session and lovers. 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:53.640 Yeah, so look, kindergarteners and lovers worldwide, thank Susi Cato. 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.000 My issue with Susi Cato, and I think it's a 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:59.440 very specific one, is that my mother auditioned to be 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:04.120 Susie Cado when the auditions were happening, and so she 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:05.440 went in and when you say. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:08.360 Susie Cado, she's a real person. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.680 You're not playing. You're going for the role of Susie 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:14.320 Cato here and Susie Cato we're going imagine. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.440 If you showed up for the Susi Cato You're like, 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:20.240 She's like, I'm Susie. I was like, you're going to 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:21.920 get it there, you already got the same name, and 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:23.600 she was going for the same role. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.680 Yes, that Susie eventually won. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.640 That eventually became Susie Cado. Yeah, but at one point 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:32.280 could have been Lisa Fleming, right and didn't get it. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.640 And I just so, who holds the grudge? You or 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:35.960 Lisa Fleming? 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:36.360 No? 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:36.600 Me? 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:39.760 Yeah right, I don't mom cares at all, but I'm 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.400 just like, my life would have been way different if 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:42.400 my mum was Susie Cado. 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:43.960 What do you think I reckon? 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:46.560 I reckon it would have I don't know, for better 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:47.040 or worse. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.840 Yeah, okay, you always assume the grass is going to 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:50.240 be greener. 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:53.200 I think he would have been teased quite heavily. You're 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:54.240 assuming I wasn't. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:00.640 Teas more than usual. I think it would have been 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:02.800 a rock star my mum. I feel like having a 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:03.760 dad who was a wiggle. 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:06.439 Still, I don't reckon that's a good thing. Okay. 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.920 Well, anyway, so the audition tape existed for a while 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:12.080 as well, that mum did, and it was a good audition, 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:14.000 but you know, when you see yourself on camera, it's 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:16.560 just more device. So every year that would come out, 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:18.520 and me and my uncle would take turns hiding it 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.360 somewhere at my grandparents house so that she couldn't find 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:23.160 it and destroy it, so that every year we could 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:25.880 pop that thing back into the VHS around Christmas time 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.920 the whole family could watch it. One year it got 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.720 ripped out of the VCR and thrown into the fireplace. 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:32.400 Oh so heartbreaking. 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:35.119 Oh no, so that's that's before you could digitize it 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:36.320 and it stays online forever. 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:38.600 Yeah, I never got I never got the chance to 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:41.920 put it onto DVD, and so yeah, we'll never get 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:42.280 to see that. 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:44.119