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Speaker 1: Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas

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Speaker 1: Cocktail Special The live shows. The Big Pot is back Monday,

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Speaker 1: the nineteenth of January. From fung Or, as some Canadian

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Speaker 1: conturas called it, Fangowy Fan, Gary Kengarreengary, Merry Christmas, you

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Speaker 1: filthy animals. Thanks to being my replacement office mates, I

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Speaker 1: worked from home full time, so sometimes you guys are

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Speaker 1: the only other human verses of voices I heard during

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Speaker 1: the workday.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's good that you're not, you know, schizophrenical.

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Speaker 1: Light of the Year ticked off a major bucket lis

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Speaker 1: side in this year by swimming with the humpback whales

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Speaker 1: and New Way. Now that wasn't even on my list,

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Speaker 1: but it is now. Wow, we've got a few listeners

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Speaker 1: this year that have swam with whales. Big fish, you're

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Speaker 1: getting dumped by a humpback because that big motherfuckers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's like that would be unpredictable, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: I have no interest in it.

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Speaker 1: They're not they're not dangerous, they're not agree.

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Speaker 2: No, but they're so bad.

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Speaker 1: Swam with those whale sharks, but they're not Wow, they're

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Speaker 1: sh they're not redfish. And they're beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Swam with a man to raise and someone's flipper kicked

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Speaker 2: me in the face and that was the worst part

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Speaker 2: of it. They were swimming to like get closer.

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Speaker 1: I swam with the dolphins. I was at a Japanese

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Speaker 1: cove and I was like, Wow, what are all these

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Speaker 1: dolphins doing here? And and then I just opened my eyes.

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Speaker 1: Everything was red. I was like, what the is going on?

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Speaker 1: I noticed that watering. That movie I haven't watched it.

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Speaker 1: I haven't watched that. I refused to go That movie

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Speaker 1: is horrendous. I watched Blackfish, and I like wept.

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Speaker 2: Cove is so much more heroing. Blackfish is so sad.

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Speaker 3: But after the Coved, I said and and then like

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Speaker 3: just say in silence.

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Speaker 1: No, not for me. So this was Tanya's early birthday

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Speaker 1: present because she's turning forty in November, so she must

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Speaker 1: have seen this in just before November. You'reratulation recording. We

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Speaker 1: are in November, so she mailed, men have already turned forty,

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Speaker 1: Happy fortieth birthday, juiciest moment of the year. And went

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Speaker 1: on holiday with my husband and in laws and we're

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Speaker 1: all staying in one airbnb. One night. Harby and I

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Speaker 1: snuck off to bed early for some quiet. Sixty times

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Speaker 1: in the morning, my father in law starts asking us

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Speaker 1: whether we felt the earthquake last night. Fuck, he had

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Speaker 1: the journey inside up trying to find the source of

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Speaker 1: the seismic activity and report feeling an earthquake. Sorry, Pops,

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Speaker 1: that was me and your son making the house shake

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Speaker 1: with our sweetsweet. Oh my god, So he's still He

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Speaker 1: honestly didn't even have any idea of be six's crazy

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Speaker 1: that there was a rumble and he's and he's emailing

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Speaker 1: like info at journey. He's I think you've missed one.

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Speaker 1: You missed one.

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Speaker 2: The glass was rattling.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's you.

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Speaker 2: Nosi.

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Speaker 1: Probably probably a spoilt house cat for the reincarnation there

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Speaker 1: cats winning traditional Irish spelling. I am I am her

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas to the FBH tam herm and the Gerban

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Speaker 1: the creaky galley in Louise and also big sand shout out,

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Speaker 1: big sand, shout out, big sandw I imagine her best

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Speaker 1: life there. Yeah, high over the year was the life

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Speaker 1: of a show girl. Release that's we've got a big

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Speaker 1: sweat and our hands here and round. Carnation is probably

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Speaker 1: a frog because why the fuck not Ribbert second Ribbit,

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Speaker 1: motherfucking Ribbertah.

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Speaker 2: It is the second front.

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Speaker 1: We had a toad, we had a toe, yeah, or

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Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah. Brogan as in Melbourne and says

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Speaker 1: I am the co founder of a gin distillery in Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: Ryes wow, Okay, Brogan's way that I run with my

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Speaker 1: dad every year listening to the cocktail special. I always

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Speaker 1: want to send you guys over some tasty strawberry gin

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Speaker 1: and a cheeky cocktail. Nixt time you're in Melbourne, come

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Speaker 1: to a distillery door on cocktail.

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Speaker 2: But we absolutely we were always in Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we love that. Getting married in July. But watching

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Speaker 1: Hailey show Wild Flotters at the Greek Theater was a

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Speaker 1: close second for her highlights.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's nice, funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm funny and modest and funny and not never seeking.

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Speaker 3: And I was skinny in April too. I shredded You're

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Speaker 3: funny and given it so.

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Speaker 1: Juicy's moment of the year was the drama that came

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Speaker 1: with the winning guest list. Oh do go on reincarnation

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Speaker 1: choice black beer. Everyone's scared of me and I just

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Speaker 1: get to eat honey and berries all day and now

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Speaker 1: I haven't had a half a year nap until they

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Speaker 1: shoot you because you've come too close to the town.

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Speaker 1: You know, skip shoot you. You need to skip to

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Speaker 1: get some some chow. Sean is from Houston, Texas. As

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Speaker 1: his Merry Christmas to my wonderful wife who turned me

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Speaker 1: onto the show highlighted the year would be herm and

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Speaker 1: the German Juicy This moment of the year, Hayley and

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Speaker 1: then something in brackets are going single maybe maybe may

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Speaker 1: reincarnation choice for Sean is an otter not wrong getting

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Speaker 1: another order a piggyback. I think it was a I

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Speaker 1: don't think it was. It was a I want to

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Speaker 1: believe that I.

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Speaker 2: Saw an who turned into a rocket and blasted off

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Speaker 2: to space.

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Speaker 3: Not a real it was real, be wheeled out of

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Speaker 3: the house, not a I.

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Speaker 1: Sean, Yes, Sean, I love wrecked Seawan's question, Yes, Sean,

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Speaker 1: for a time, I want to go to the is

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Speaker 1: that where the space thing is? Houston we have a situation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've got a problem.

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Speaker 2: Dan speaking to the Houston Space Center.

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Speaker 1: Did Houston we have a situation?

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Speaker 2: You biddy? Did? He probably said nothing else, but he

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Speaker 2: was the solo as a dad. Of course he was saying.

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Speaker 1: Problem situation is that situation used to We have a

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Speaker 1: situation Mandela effect there.

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Speaker 2: It's just like scary movie where it's to take my

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Speaker 2: little hand, not take my strong hair.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a situation. We've got a problem.

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Speaker 2: Both famous ques.

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Speaker 1: We've got a problem. Guess guess you're going crazy? You're

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Speaker 1: going crazy? Yeah, Houston, we have a bit of a

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Speaker 1: drug that would have been heads used to have a

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Speaker 1: woopsie purpose. Next Christmas, Merry Christmas to those that celebrate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: caught messaging from Auckland thanks to keeping me coming during

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Speaker 1: my daily drive, guys, and stand out to my two

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Speaker 1: year old who's listened so much she now joins it

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Speaker 1: on the fact of the jade jingle and thinks you

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Speaker 1: guys are my friends.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cute.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, you're only a few years from texting and saying, God,

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Speaker 1: I've got kids in the car. Guy, I know wat's

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Speaker 1: what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: How I was supposed to explain that.

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Speaker 1: Hoigh out of the Year is I got engaged in Japan?

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Speaker 1: Sounds more glamorous than it actually Wasn't much nicer than

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Speaker 1: telling everybody the reality that I got proposed to and

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Speaker 1: just my undies, it's if you reckon. He got down

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Speaker 1: on his knees and hoisted her up and said, Turkish power,

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Speaker 1: Surkish power, Turkish plow. If you are Turkish and have

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Speaker 1: a Turkish accent, can you please send a voice note

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Speaker 1: to our socials of you screaming Turkish power. Lovely, it

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Speaker 1: would be just to die for juiciest moment of year,

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Speaker 1: finally kicking out the scumbag who's been leeching off my

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Speaker 1: mother for years. She's nothing as satisfying as finally getting

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Speaker 1: to tell someone they're a piece of shit and you've

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Speaker 1: been holding it up for so long. You shouldn't say

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Speaker 1: that to your dad wants to leach piece of ship.

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Speaker 1: Remember to always check on your elders, as you never

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Speaker 1: know who's manipulating them behind the scenes. Seriously, though, that's

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Speaker 1: a good point. It's a very very good point, and.

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Speaker 2: We laugh out loud about sometimes a serious man.

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Speaker 1: We get serious. We can get serious and the great

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Speaker 1: words of Kiki Palmer I would come back as a rock.

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Speaker 1: They seem like they got it easy. Kiki Palm is

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Speaker 1: the one that made out with the dude from Hot

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Speaker 1: ones Eh because he was like, they seen, who's your

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Speaker 1: celebrity crush and it is like Kicky Palmer. And then

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Speaker 1: she was like, I see you Sehorn. And then next

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Speaker 1: time when she was on Hot Ones, she's like, I

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Speaker 1: can't leave here without having a kiss, and they had

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Speaker 1: a kis and then I sing each other.

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Speaker 2: Does he have a partner?

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Speaker 1: They no, No, he doesn't have a partner. He's single and.

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Speaker 2: Don't care shoot your shots twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Dan, and from Alma says dearest Flitchy Vornie and Hassekele,

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Speaker 1: wishing you a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and just

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Speaker 1: enough chaos to keep sprowl on the prow and your

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Speaker 1: junior and friendship stay strong, and your KPIs stay just

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Speaker 1: liken enough to still technically meet them. Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 1: That is a good point. We don't want to eye

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Speaker 1: and the bonus is higher and you get razzle dazzled

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Speaker 1: by it, but it's an unachievable goal. A love Dan.

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Speaker 1: A reincarnation choice would be being reincarnated as that feeling

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Speaker 1: of that first sip of a refresher, of a refreshing

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Speaker 1: in the moderation winer if you indulge in a chicky

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Speaker 1: fridge stick really taking the saying I'm just in the

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Speaker 1: mood for a fridge sig bouring a glass of Coke

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Speaker 1: a semi flat, freak zero super cold. I love that

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Speaker 1: fridge sig. Join us next time when we go to

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Speaker 1: rolly Ston, The Hook and California. A yeah,