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Speaker 1: From the Zidio podcast network. It's Fleechborn and Haley's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of

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Speaker 1: pod now. Over the holiday break, I spent ex excuse me,

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Speaker 1: your listener, right, I apologize, dear listen. Over the summer break,

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Speaker 1: I spent a couple of weeks in South Africa, and

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Speaker 1: I heard so many people like your Haley.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: It's like I was.

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Speaker 2: I felt quite drawn to your journey because you were

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Speaker 2: in the Motherland, and I just know I was watching

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Speaker 2: your stories and I was thinking, you know, I need

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Speaker 2: to get home.

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Speaker 1: You miss it, you missed a law she was. At

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Speaker 1: one point, there was one lady I heard talking somewhere

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Speaker 1: that sounded like because I know, people say it's not

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Speaker 1: really a South African, like you can't really pinpoint that

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Speaker 1: accent anywhere, but it's like, where are you from?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh God, I had a father from

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Speaker 2: North a mother from South.

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Speaker 1: But I heard a l and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: just started laughing. And also when I got my rental

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Speaker 1: carr and they said the core is porked in four,

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Speaker 1: I was like, side to hear the fuck has just

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Speaker 1: started laughing.

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Speaker 2: I sent you one can I play a little bit

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Speaker 2: of that I sent you today. This is if Voldemort

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Speaker 2: was played by a South African woman.

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Speaker 1: This is so good. I like it.

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Speaker 2: Going back to Hogwarts, guys, I'm going to cause rackers,

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Speaker 2: but that doesn't can't come as anyone's seen the Guinea Guys,

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Speaker 2: I conform a snake.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to have to do this, but I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: It's good, It's really good.

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Speaker 1: I got to say. I've got to say though, South Africa,

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Speaker 1: Cape Town is so fucking cool. So cool. Yeah, Ondred

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Speaker 1: percent recommended to everyone.

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Speaker 2: Kind of things because but it's been so long. What

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Speaker 2: kind of things can you do and.

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Speaker 1: Keep to Well? You definitely can't slim in the water

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Speaker 1: because it's so fucking cold. Really, it is insane because

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Speaker 1: it's where it is on the map. It's air. You

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Speaker 1: can some down the coast like around Plead and stuff

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Speaker 1: is beautiful and it's still chill. Do you what do

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Speaker 1: you love about it?

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Speaker 2: Just the water.

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Speaker 1: Because of his Oh my god, there's a giant sign

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Speaker 1: at the beach and plant with a giant Great White

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Speaker 1: on it saying these are the times when Great White

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Speaker 1: to hear the most. Guys.

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Speaker 2: I was just to remember they're more afraid of us

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Speaker 2: than we are. They are they when it was shark

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Speaker 2: comes burreling towards mouse the pocket.

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Speaker 1: But incredibly beautiful And I did get to go to

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Speaker 1: a couple of like game reserves. I did an elephant

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Speaker 1: walk is incredible. So I went to a Safari park

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Speaker 1: and there's something quite funny happened. I put a story

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Speaker 1: up on my Instagram at the time of the spiky,

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Speaker 1: big fat caterpillar. Do you go see that? Look at those? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: big spokes like that. Would you describe that to the

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Speaker 1: deer listener's it's like a painting.

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Speaker 2: It's black with white and orange stripes and spikes, and

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Speaker 2: it's it's very crafty penis.

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Speaker 1: Like like phelick. For sure, it looks like a cock,

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Speaker 1: but caterpillars a phelic by my nature. I'd say this

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Speaker 1: was quite thick, made quite long, maybe like three and

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Speaker 1: a bed inches like, quite quite fat. And so there

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Speaker 1: was before the tour started, there were a whole bunch

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Speaker 1: of families and just people going on the tour, just

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Speaker 1: waiting around for the big jeeps to come and pick

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Speaker 1: you up. And there was this giant caterpillar and it

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Speaker 1: was just on the step outside that and it's just

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Speaker 1: everyone was marveling at it, like because I'd never seen

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Speaker 1: one before. I was taking photos and like the kids

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Speaker 1: were just like these little kids were just like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, this is crazy. And their grandma was like,

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Speaker 1: don't touch it because I kind of got a stick

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Speaker 1: and poked it, not poked it hard, but just like

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Speaker 1: so it would move because it wasn't emerving. Yeah what anyway,

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Speaker 1: So because I had given that permission structure, the kids

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Speaker 1: then were like trying to touch it, and then their

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Speaker 1: grandma told them off, and.

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Speaker 2: Anywhere I started it, that old man told us we could.

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Speaker 1: Do old man, they're old. Anyway. We took ages for

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Speaker 1: these fucking jeeps to tune up. And while we were waiting,

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Speaker 1: the grandma who told the kids off for poking the

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Speaker 1: caterpillar stood on it fuck off And the kid was like, Nana,

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Speaker 1: are you still on the caterpillar accident? Yes, it would

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Speaker 1: have been a no she half still. It was like

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Speaker 1: half moving. It was half moving. I know. I was like, God,

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Speaker 1: someone's going to put that out of its movie. But

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Speaker 1: it was funny because these kids were just like wow,

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Speaker 1: like never because they were I think they were English,

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Speaker 1: had never seen anything like it. Neither. I was marveling

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Speaker 1: at the scene and there's fucking nag grimming and she

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Speaker 1: was like, that's just she was trying to explain it

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Speaker 1: to the kids. She was like, that's just nature, guys.

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Speaker 1: You know, like sometimes.

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Speaker 2: You're fat ass not looking. Were you fucking stepping grandma?

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Speaker 2: How disappointed?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But spiky caterpillars amazing war life.

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Speaker 2: What was like the craziest animal you saw that you

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Speaker 2: were like.

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Speaker 1: Holy Definitely the lion that was insane just in the wild.

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Speaker 1: And the hippos are insane too, the giraffe just walking

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Speaker 1: around on lander in the lake and the like, because

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Speaker 1: they get really sunburned, apparently quite easily, so that's why

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Speaker 1: they spend most of the time up via the parking hard.

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Speaker 1: They would not like it here in New it was

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Speaker 1: pretty insane because like the wildlife park was like off

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Speaker 1: this road and then I was just following ways. God,

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Speaker 1: they love fucking speed cameras in South Africa that much

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Speaker 1: here they do like every ten meters ways being you'd

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Speaker 1: hate it, Oh God, to go eighty eight is my

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Speaker 1: least favorite going to this wildlife park. And then it

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Speaker 1: was like there was still like two points. Something has

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Speaker 1: to go and it was like I turn off the

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Speaker 1: main road and got to this gate with like this

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Speaker 1: little ship and I was like, oh, that must be

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Speaker 1: we'll be chicken for the tour. And then the gate

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Speaker 1: just opened, and like I drove my car and then

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Speaker 1: the gate shut behind me, and then the wildlife. I

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Speaker 1: had to drive through the game part to where you

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Speaker 1: meet to start the tour and Wrint and my little

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Speaker 1: like toyota for free. Then we basically do it for free.

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Speaker 1: On the way, I just look up and there's a

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Speaker 1: fucking giraffe next to my car. I'm just like, it

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Speaker 1: was so fucking cool. Honestly, South Africa, if you get

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Speaker 1: a chance. I mean, everyone said don't go to joe Burg.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm originally from Jannsburg. There's lots to do there.

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Speaker 2: But if you're going to go, keep down, keep down, beautiful,

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Speaker 2: absolute must