WEBVTT - "Disbanding The B.C.S.S.G" 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:02.560 Life in the Expert ber Gaden Studio and brought to you, 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:05.080 as always by Export Ultra the beer for here. This 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.200 is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the fourth of November. 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:13.480 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:15.800 brought to you by Export Ultra. 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:19.720 Paul Malharty on the show towards the end from the 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:24.599 TB to preview the Melbourne Cup, which is tomorrow, We're 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:27.320 going to talk about the Keewis black Caps everything in 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:31.520 just a minute, is it? Is it? Kuy Fawkes today tomorrow? Tomorrow? November? 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:34.479 Yeah, never remember fifth November something? 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.839 Yeah, last something? Remember remember the fifth of November. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.080 That's the one. And then, like I said last week, 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:42.920 free swing for anyone who wants to shoot guns yep, 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:45.879 in public. It's a free swing tomorrow night. Because no 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:49.200 one can tell the difference between a Roman candle exploding 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:50.279 and a shotgun going off. 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:55.720 That is ridiculous. It's only flash. Neighborhoods like, oh my god, 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.720 was that gunfires? When has there been fucking gunfire in 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:02.080 the Sutton Birkenhead? You know what I mean? You know, 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:04.800 you know if someone's letting off a gun. Yeah, the 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.760 fireworks already started in my neighborhood. That drove me up 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:08.440 the wall. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.959 Oh yeah, it's there everywhere. I was playing around the 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:13.720 golf yesterday. I think you were as well. 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:16.600 By the looks of you. I was there on Saturday. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.120 Yeah, but I was playing gold with my son at 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.199 four point thirty in the afternoon and a whole volley 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:25.360 of fireworks went off at four thirty, blazing sunshine. I 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.640 was like, who the fuck is doing that? 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:29.600 I think there's teenage kids across the road from me. 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.080 They're doing the same thing. It's like, what a waste 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.000 of time money. 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:35.920 I feel like their parents are out and they've let 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:38.120 them off or something. It's like, what's what's the point? 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:43.119 Well, this goes back to Jerry's theory on combining all 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.080 of the events around this time of year to one weekend. 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.720 So I think you might have a better grasp on 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:47.280 this than I do. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:52.840 They like savings, yeah, late day, yeah, guy fawks, and 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.760 trick or treating, So you have the trick or treating 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:58.000 when it's still light. Still dark, Oh, it's when it's light, 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.080 and then daylight savings kicks in and the next night 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.160 you have guy fawks, and then you have the day 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:04.200 off on Monday. 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:06.000 So the other way around. So it's dark. 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:08.040 So it's dark for the guy fawks because at the 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.400 moment you've got to stay up till fucking eighty nine o'clock. 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.519 Yeah, and then you switch it around spots. So you 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.960 want to trick or treat during the daylight, yes, yeah. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.680 Yeah, yeah because you because you do walk to look 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:18.480 out for the pdos, so you need it to be light. 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:23.519 Yeah. And then yeah, da daye s having Halloween guy 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.800 fawks and Labor weekend and have a day off the 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:26.520 sleeper weekend. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:26.760 Yeah. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.200 No one gives a shit about guy fawks. You don't 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:32.079 have to have it on that day. Same with trick 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.360 or treating. Halloween doesn't have to be on that day, 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:35.600 No it doesn't. 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:36.200 You just said it. 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:38.800 And Labor Day it's just the public holiday. Who kires 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:42.000 And then daylight saving sets tabatry, so it's just someone 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:45.200 combine them for frist sake. It's punishing for parents as well. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.120 And that's why we're asking for your vote at the 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:51.200 upcoming election at the ACC party because we're going that's 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.119 that We've only got one policy and it's there. 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:58.200 Yeah. That and creating a super weekend and has to 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.000 be Aukland, sorry, everywhere else where we do everything in 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:04.720 one weekend, So we do the v Eights, the America's Cup, oh, 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:09.680 the Auckland Marathon, any other international sale GP. Everything just happens. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.880 And one three day period up in Auckland Super weekend. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.520 So we can all clear our schedules. Yes, and the 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.400 beginning of that weekend we sing the national anthem and 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.960 that's it done for every event. One harket, yeah, and 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.440 that's it done for the rest of the year. All right, 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:28.200 let's start with the biggest sporting thing that happened across 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.680 the weekend, and it had me glued to my couch. Esaid, 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:34.240 I finished at such an awesome time yesterday, Oh my god. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.160 And it was the black Caps going up going into 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:41.240 the history books three nil whitewash of India. I mean, 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.160 it was so tense that even my missus was sitting 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:47.080 there watching the game. She never watched his test match cricket. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:47.840 It was so good. 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:49.280 I didn't think we had enough runs. If I was 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.520 on it's neither I looked at it and I was like, oh, 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:55.200 that's probably maybe thirty forty short. I reckon to putting 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.080 some serious pressure on them, and then they were forty 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:00.320 for five and I was like, year boy. And then 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.600 I basically went straight to a TV because I wasn't 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:05.240 actually paying any attention to it till someone texted me yeah, 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.320 and straight to a TV. And I was gripped for 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:10.600 the next hour and a half as it ebbed and flowed. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.280 Is that Russian pant? I was like, Oh, this little 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:14.880 fatty's gonna take it away from us. And then he 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.200 got out, got reviewed a couple of times, then he 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.159 was another review, and then it was and then he 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:23.039 stood there and argued he stood next to the umpires, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.240 like us, mate, it's all Paul rifle up in the 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.680 in the box. You can't influence us. The rifleman's up 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:30.840 there doing his work. And I think the rifleman looked 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.480 at that scenario and said, you know what, fuck you you're out. Yeah, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.599 you're out to sit there and chirt the other armpike. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.840 Yeah fuck yeah yeah yeah, but did you see I 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.880 think it was during the lunch break they played a clip, 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.560 a slow motion clip of him doing like a handspring. 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.920 It was shockingly athletic. He got a run up and 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:50.440 like went just straight forward and just vaulted off his 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.119 hands and back onto his feet again. 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:53.640 He was he showing off? 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.040 Was he? Yeah? He's not all it was in the 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:58.120 warm up before the game. It was one of the 0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:59.840 wildest things I've ever seen. It makes me think guy 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:00.680 could probably do it. 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.600 But yeah, that's the first time that India have ever 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.240 been whitewashed in a series at home. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.360 Well South Africa got them two nils. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:13.040 Oh in a three match yes, three series. This is 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.520 another wild stat It is the first time New Zealand 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:20.040 have won three Tests in a series because we only 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.400 ever played two match series or three, and we've never 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:23.000 won all three. 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.320 Yeah, so no one's ever done four or five either, 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.039 so this is it's the only one that counts a 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:27.760 two match series. 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.960 So so good, so good, and this is let me 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.039 talk about it on the talked about on the Mat 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:34.920 and Jerry Show this morning, which I think you're. 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:36.400 On tomorrow, don't did name it? 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.480 Matt's not on that show, yeah, sorry, the Hedichy Breakfast 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:43.640 with Jeremy and Friends. And it's kept our World Test 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:48.080 Championships alive. Yes, just so, we've got to beat England 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:49.920 three nil, so that's the first hurdle. 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:54.200 So I wrote the rankings down so Oz, India, Sri Lanka, 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.560 then US, but US in Sri Lanka and I think 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.599 South Africa as well, we're on like fifty four percent 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:03.400 win loss and then India on fifty eight. They've played 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.520 three more games than US two wins at a drawer, but. 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.200 They've got five tests in Aussie this summer and that 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:11.760 is going to be tough for them. That's a good 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:15.640 if Australia beat them four one or four nil, then 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.720 not five nil, because five nil Australia to the top. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.679 Then we're in with a chance. And then South Africa 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.400 need to beat Pakistan and Sri Lanka at home. They've 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:28.680 got two tests seat against which is doable. And then 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:32.360 then this is a hard part. Then Sri Lanka need 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:33.760 to beat Australia at. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.080 Home for us to qualify, and we need to beat 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.599 We basically need to sweep England. Yes, that's all. 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:40.960 That's the one job we need to do is sweep 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.760 England and then the rest is up to the rest 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.960 of the teams the world. Yeah, the rest of the 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:48.320 word is all I'm saying is there's still a chance. 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.159 But this is I mean, it was ridiculous when we 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:52.520 won two. It was ridiculous. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:53.800 When we won one in a row. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.040 We celebrated the first one, didn't we Yeah, and we're like, 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:59.320 whoa ship? I was winning fifty years for whatever it was. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.000 And the whole series. Here's how it's gone. And we 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.039 bowled them out for forty six in that first one, 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:04.840 and then we're like, yeah, but what are they going 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:06.200 to do to us? And then we won and we're like, 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.160 oh shit, yeah, but what's the pit's going to look like? 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:10.200 In the second? Oh, we won another one. You don't 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:11.880 win three sentence out. He was the hero of the 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:12.640 last go oh fuck. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.800 We won all three YEP ages back in Mumbai, back 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.040 in his favorite ground, the place. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:18.400 Of his birth. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.680 He loves the wink, loves the wank. He has the wink, 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.360 and we beat them with spin. We beat them at 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:27.360 their own game. We talked to Wags this morning. He's 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:30.080 got a new book out and he was talking about 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:33.800 the fact that you know, we've got simulated Indian conditions 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:38.000 and these indoor nets. They've got now Anui and a 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:41.000 few other places where they can simulate the conditions over 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.640 in India. Hence, I think the batting against the spinners 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.560 over there was amazing. It was it was really good, 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:47.480 like in terms of what we used to do. It 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:52.200 was attacking and then the obviously the spinners. My big 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.040 concern was that ages last year match in New Zealand 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.360 because we don't do India all the subcontinent again until 0:07:58.360 --> 0:07:59.280 twenty twenty six. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:01.360 I think, and I think my age about thirty three. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:02.480 Or no, he's thirty six. 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:03.440 Was he older them? 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:04.000 Yeah? 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.760 Yeah, you're saying they just hope for me here. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:11.360 that is disappointing. Yeah, but I just think what I 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:14.880 enjoyed watching. I enjoy watching Test matches that spin more 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:18.520 than just green seamers. Yeah, that's so much. I mean 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.800 we're only scoring two and fifty runs, but there's so 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.720 much happening within those two and fifty runs. 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:27.720 You know, there's nothing like a low scoring run. Chase Thriller. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.320 Yeah yeah, he was thirty six two weeks ago. There 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.719 you go. Yeah, he jes ptel, So that could have 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:34.320 been his last year again for New zealing because he's 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:36.200 not going to play in New zeal He's not going 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:36.920 to play a New Zone. 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.120 I reckon we should try and put some of those 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:43.480 pitches together, like what the technology Run's got now, just 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:45.480 what a couple of dust bowls. A couple of dust bowls. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.280 They're prizing them with a dust bowl and yeah, and 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.640 come out and go what unveil a dust Hagley be 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.160 where you do it? Yep, just start rolling the pitch. Now, 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:54.920 I've seen dust bowls in South Canerby. 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:58.040 You can do it. Yeah what. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:01.800 I hope they're still partying, You're still going because they 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:05.079 deserve it. Darren Mitchell had a great speech at the 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.840 end of the game where he was kind of rubbing 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.320 it in their noses by saying, hey, we're just a 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:11.320 bunch of kiwi's. He just loved playing cricket. You know, 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.840 they're a bunch of super overpaid superstars. He didn't say that, 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:15.239 you see, they're a bunch of superstars. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:16.280 He didn't say it with his words. 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:19.200 Now you implied it that we just Kiwis he just love? 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:21.319 Yeah? Yeah? 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:22.920 Is this the real? 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:24.120 Fuck you? Yeah? 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.320 You? You underestimated us and we pulled your pants down 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:28.840 and spent your little bodies. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.040 Is one of those things where you see those for 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.320 some reason, watching India, you think there's so much better 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.120 than us, and anytime you see Kee we in one 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.640 of those situations. Oh fuck, I don't actually think it's 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.320 like Stephen Adams in the NBA. You're like, look at 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.160 Dwight Howard and these dads. You're like, look at the 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:46.080 state of these guys, like we never produce athletes like that, 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.760 and Steven Adams has throwing these guys around here. Oh okay, 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:52.440 so yeah, I can. I'm not that good. Jimmy Neisham, 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.719 I mean everyone, it was all over social media last night. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.280 Jimmy Nisham, what do you eat for food? The stud 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.960 formerly Little Lamb say he looks like an ol packer. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:03.400 He posted onto his Instagram story. Is this the greatest 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:06.800 Kiwi sporting achievement of this century? Oh okay, that's a 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.360 hot take. That is a hot take. I've written down 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:12.000 a couple of things that sprung to my mind. Would 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:13.640 you'd have to probably put the goat and the boat 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.640 in there in terms of what she's achieved achieved over 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.560 that rugby world cut back to back, yes, eleven fifteen, 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:24.679 the World Test Championship, Yeah, yeah, I think this is 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:29.960 more impressive than the World Test Championship. Yeah. And then 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.560 the time I charged down a conversion against Temuka and 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:33.000 O nine. 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:36.320 So those are the Yeah, that's the Big Four. How 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.160 long did they how long did that person take the 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:38.640 line up there? 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.199 Kick? Well, the dirty secret is it never got high 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.240 in the crossbar. That's how I managed to charge it down. 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:46.199 They kicked it into you. It was never gone over. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.480 You were just running back to half way. I was 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:52.280 way offside as well anyway. Yeah, so I don't know. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.680 I can't. It's a hot take. There is people trying 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:58.360 to compare it to our series victory in Australia. First 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:00.840 was back in eighty six, so I think that was when. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:02.440 So, but I think that. 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:04.559 The Australian team at that time we talked about it 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.120 this morning with Mike Hessen. The Australian team at that 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.120 time were ranked like seventh in the world, you know, 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.520 And so I think although it was a big quite 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:16.200 a big task winning in Australia, they went the greatest team, 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.960 whereas India other world's number one team, they are ranked 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.240 number one in their home conditions and we beat them. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.840 And they've got all their dudes, you know, it's not 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.800 like this is a down for them. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:26.160 It is. 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:29.320 So it's great. It's great stuff. And unfortunately I've had 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:32.040 to cancel every single town hall and I've got some 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:36.199 big news. The black Caps Supporters Support Group has been disbanded. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.640 Oh you've torn it down, torn it down, taking the 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.480 t shirts off sale. Looked up they could be Look, 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:44.240 it's not saying that we can bring it back. We'll 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.160 probably bring it back at some stage, but for now, 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.160 the black Caps Supporters Support Group is no longer. We 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.240 do not need to hold each other. No, you just 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:52.200 celebrate with your friends. 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:56.280 That's right. Give a big middle finger to Indian cricket vans. Correct, Yeah, 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:57.280 and just ride this. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.760 I tailed into a couple on the comments as well, 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.280 social gods. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.839 Well, the funny thing is that we posted that Coli 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:07.320 meme again, the Tiger King meme yet again, and I 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.240 was scrolling through the comments looking for the Indian fans 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.920 waiting in, but it was all just kiwis. Yeah. For 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.160 the first like three hundred comments was just people just 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:16.800 being like so stoked that we won. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:21.679 There was one one Indian fangaming and kind of broken 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:24.800 english Shane, how many ic C CAPSU one? Ha ha ha? 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:28.199 And then I wrote about what about Southampton kunt and 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.439 I didn't didn't come back to me. Yeah, I might 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.120 have had a few beers when I wrote that, I 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:38.480 was watching that. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking just I don't know. 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.040 It felt so good, so good. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:43.240 The image that they projected over the top of Wankidie 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:46.840 Stadium with Tom Latham and the like series score. I 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:50.239 just wanted to screenshot that and make my bloody yeah screensaver. 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:53.400 It's just giant. He's got his arms folded, three nils 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.200 so good, suck it. What are they saying over the 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.520 are do you record like the dapers or anything. 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:02.120 I guarantee this saying just doesn't count. It's all about Australia. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:05.440 We're just preparing for Australia. The results in Australia are 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:08.480 the ones that count. Yeah, we need to focus on that. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:10.120 They'll be they'll be washing over with that. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:14.000 Yeah, that's bullshit, bullshit, although I. 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:16.319 Can't imagine you're going to get away with it. They've 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:19.760 just been humiliated by a little country in the South Pacific. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.400 Yeah. I always wonder what the media reports on it 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:23.800 over there, like do they talk. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.600 About it or do they come it's not as controlled 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:27.160 as say, like in the Middle East. I think they're 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:28.160 still open criticism. 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:29.880 But like if you watch Krooking FO there's like no 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.760 because that's Indian owned. Yeah, they do not ship on 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.079 the Indian team and they gloss over any of the 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:36.120 losses as. 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.400 It was funny. We were between to Mike Hesson this morning. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.440 Jerry said, see, I'm going to text the other thing. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:42.920 He made it out. He goes, isn't it great to 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:47.040 beat these arrogant blah blah blah blah, and like it goes, Look, 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:50.400 I work in India. I'm not I'm going to pass 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:54.040 judgment on that his house was purchased and he's not 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.439 going to weigh in on that. He was good. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.680 He was good about it though. Yeah, it's just so good. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:00.560 It's just so good. I could I could just sit 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.040 in front of the smocrophone for an hour and say 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.439 it's so good, but we won't. We are selling a 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:08.000 yute before we walked in here. All thanks to Auto Trader. 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.920 The bids are up to seven and fifty, which is 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.040 which is still a bargain. It's still about half of 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:18.880 those bids in me. But there there's about five thousand 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:21.280 dollars worth of stuff that comes with us because some 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:25.680 of the other stations that we work with have chipped in. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.360 So if you place the winning bid, not only do 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.880 you get the yute and all of the proceeds we're 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:34.360 going to donate to November End Zed. They've filled the 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.720 glove box and the boot with all sorts of stuff. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:39.480 We've got one thousand dollars worth of petrol vouchers which 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.400 you will need, a thousand dollars worth of grocery vouchers, 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:46.080 plus iPhone sixteen from our mates at ZM, and a 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.320 Marshall amp Bear fridge dropped into the tray as well. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.560 Yeah, I think I've chucked the Makita site radio in 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:52.200 there as well. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.360 I've seen that too, So there is over five grand 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.080 worth of stuff in there, So like you're already might 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:00.520 not the at least just bid five grand, So whatever 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:04.280 you're actually there's a few different ways you can skin 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:06.160 it in your own head. You can say I'm making 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.160 you know this this charitable donation, or I'm buying five 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.360 thousand dollars worth of stuff and then I'm only paying 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:13.240 two and a half grand for the ute. Yes, you know, 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.200 there's all sorts of different ways that you can justify 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.600 this purchase to yourself. But at the end of the day, 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:21.800 what it really is is a sick ninety eight straight six. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:24.680 Yep it's a gas guzzler. Oh yeah, no doubt about it. 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.000 I'm not going to hide the fact that you're going 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.120 to be fueling that thing. Yeah, hardcore, but it sounds. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.560 But when you start it up and when you excite that, 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:34.040 I'll hum on your balls on that brand new seat. 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:37.520 I've set it before. I'll say it again, an ev bloody. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.320 Even a little hatchpat doesn't make my balls tangle, you know, 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.000 and this thing does. In fact, that should have been 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.760 the first thing in the at the top of the listing. Yeah, 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.760 this thing, this thing will make your balls'll make your 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:52.640 balls tangle. So go and go and go and invest 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.680 in that thing. It's running for the whole month, so 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.120 I expect that this will ramp up towards the end there. 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:00.520 Yeah, it just text ute to three two three and 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:02.320 you'll get a direct link to auto trader. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.720 Yep, brilliant. All right, let's take a break. There's still 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:06.520 so much sport to get to it. We'll be right back. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.640 On Saturday night, Lan I went down to my local 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:16.400 Risa with Mconi and chris Key and Storm and we 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:21.680 watched the football and then we watched the league. It 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.200 was actually great Saturday. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:27.120 It was next level that Saturday because I went to 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:30.280 the Breakers. So I watched the last part of the 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:34.320 football on my phone and transit to Spark Arena and 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:37.560 saw the two goals and was celebrating with people around me, 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.440 and then I went to the Breakers game which started 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:42.560 at seven, so I watched a bit of the Breakers 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.440 and then the league kicked off and then the cricket 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:47.440 was on at the same time. So I was at 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:50.520 the Breakers watching the Breakers play the Adelaide thirty six's 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:54.560 and had one phone playing Toma versus the Kiwis and 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.440 the other phone I had Black Caps India and someone 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:58.880 was sitting behind me going you get running in a 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:04.320 very complex operation, and I was like I was flocking 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:09.600 in between punting as well. The Breakers that flew under 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:12.800 the radar, but they played out of their skins today. Yeah, 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:16.199 they scored one hundred and eight points season. Christ Jackson 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:19.159 cat cart right, he was off, he was going off 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:19.560 his head. 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.600 He he is a good player. Man, he is sick. 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.240 I'm stoked that we managed to re sign him as well. 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:29.320 He was at the Trevors Scott concert and I made 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.440 I said that guy's the old staff for the Breakers, 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:34.960 and she's like the big, tall white guy there. I 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.600 was like, no, a little bit the other next to him, 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:40.680 I said, can you just just quietly so he doesn't notice? 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:42.280 Can you just go stand back to back with him? 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.080 He's the same height as my missus. Does it, it 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.280