1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast, 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: get up even closer. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for the. 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 3: Seven every weekday on radio. 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 4: That is correct, It's so true. 6 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:37,959 Speaker 2: Oh what was what did you just give me there? 7 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 3: From the Moggie? 8 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: What's that called? It's a porky? Actually, Keezy, what's it called? Keysy? 9 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: Pork sword? 10 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 2: Moggie gave me his pork sword. 11 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: And I went here boy porkshu Ma, Okay, I'm amazed 12 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: you didn't want some because you love your Asian cooking, 13 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: e Kesey. 14 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 2: You love a bit of Asian. 15 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 5: Food, Jace. I just like food. I do love Asian food. 16 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,479 Speaker 5: But I know unlike you. I know, and I've had enough. 17 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 5: It's not a glutton. 18 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,960 Speaker 6: That's a good point because I would say, key, didn't 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 6: you say this? Man, I've just had something to eat 20 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 6: some more good. 21 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 22 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 6: But for me, if it's yummy, I'm still going to 23 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 6: eat it the same Peggy. 24 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,759 Speaker 3: Like, Hey, I love those. 25 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 5: But what I don't want to do is eat one 26 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 5: when I'm not that hungry and not enjoy it. 27 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,839 Speaker 3: I want when i'm because when I self disciplined. Mate. 28 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I. 29 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: Bought a big packet of popper Jacks from the supermarket yesterday. 30 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 3: It's just that's when you were twelve? Or is this like. 31 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 1: Something about a popper jack that gets me rule that 32 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: they're really good? 33 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 3: I know, but we we got a package when I was. 34 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: Such a little I was so good because I had 35 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: a few of them and then I picked them. I've 36 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: got a peg on it, sure, and it lasted about 37 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: ten minutes. I ate the entire package. Yeah, that's that's about. 38 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 3: Right, Pugs. Just quickly, what's pigging. 39 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 2: When when you're when you're female partner? Yeah or male? 40 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 3: What dog is? It's when the lady wears a false 41 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,119 Speaker 3: pallas and uses. 42 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 5: That to penetrate her male partner. 43 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 3: Right, that's piggy. 44 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 2: Have you done that, pugs? 45 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 3: Pugs? Yeah? 46 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 2: Have you done that? Pugs? 47 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 3: One more time? Have you been pigged before? 48 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 2: Sorry? 49 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 3: What was that? Okay, see this is he's been cag 50 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 3: on it. 51 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 2: But yeah, pegging. 52 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 6: So so you did that to your beggar popper? 53 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 3: You did that to proper Jack? Is proper Jack again? 54 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 3: He's your sugar dad. 55 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,639 Speaker 2: I don't think you've ever met him. 56 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,359 Speaker 3: You pigged. 57 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 2: All I did? I did? 58 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: And then going back, and then I went back and yeah, 59 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: what did you have for your Bachelor's night at dinner? 60 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 2: They're chezy? 61 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 3: What do you think? I had pizza? Yeah, I watch pizza. 62 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 2: Ham and Pineapple. 63 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 3: Did you have a couple of Bruskies. 64 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 5: I had a couple of Bruskies, Mogi and I had 65 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 5: a half cell pizza Pepperoni Flash Guy food. 66 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: Cell sALS is huge slices one, yeah, but they're massive, 67 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: So yes, half cells pizza is like. 68 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 3: Whole Hell's pizza eight normal pizzas off. You're so full 69 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 3: of it. It's like one hell pizza or something. 70 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 5: Yeah. In fact, I'd say it's less than one hel pizza. 71 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 5: But I had a voucher for an extra slice, extra slice, 72 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 5: five voucher boy, just because I got. 73 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 3: We all got one when we did the comedy, did we. 74 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: I don't recall getting a vouchers. 75 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 3: It's been on the fridge, on the fridge, on the 76 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 3: magnet enough. 77 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: I when we were down in Wellington waiting, I was 78 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: waiting to have a pizza party with the fellos after 79 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: the live show. Yeah, you didn't show up, but I 80 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: went to Cells next door. It was only a couple 81 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: of things down and I got a slice of salad, 82 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: couldn't get through it so massive. 83 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 3: You're a fucking baby man. That's such a yard man. 84 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:19,799 Speaker 3: How aboutkay? 85 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 5: We should obviously Reburger. We love Reburger, but like, how 86 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 5: many cells slices do you can you can eat? 87 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 2: Seriously? Probably about three? 88 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah, that's right. 89 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 2: They are stupidly. 90 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,239 Speaker 3: I love them so much. 91 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 2: One I love Do you pig cells? 92 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 5: Yeah? 93 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 3: Pig cell that's a real guy. 94 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 2: Sally, Why are you piking sala? She pigs? 95 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, it don't make sense totally, and she's huge, like 96 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 5: eight times the size of a regular person. 97 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 2: But seriously, what her fake fellow says? 98 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,280 Speaker 5: The whole chy Bee Show week days from four on 99 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 5: Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast. 100 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 3: Three slices. 101 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 5: There's probably the perfect amount, right for anyone, probably, but 102 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 5: I eat four, and I'll be honest, I prefer five. 103 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 5: Five is my perfect amount. And the key is to 104 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,599 Speaker 5: eat it before you know you're fall. 105 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 6: A little bit of pizza, a little bit of Coca 106 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 6: cola with your pizza. 107 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 1: Nah, beer beers the mixture my head cells a little 108 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: while back and new Lin there and it was so 109 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: oily it made me feel sick in good to say 110 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: man made me feel made me feel nauseous. Yeah, poor 111 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: an actual fact. 112 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 5: I like this because it's something that I really like. 113 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 5: And Jason's once again a way to talk about it 114 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 5: being ship. Yeah every time. 115 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: It might have just been this one particular we don't know. 116 00:05:55,640 --> 00:06:01,600 Speaker 1: But and the piece that I brought in Onnington was beautiful. 117 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,640 Speaker 3: I love that you have bought one piece. 118 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 2: Well, I don't eat more than one piece. 119 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:13,479 Speaker 3: Isn't it. Do you often eat a piece? Do you 120 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 3: put a piece on your pillow? There's a piece over 121 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 3: in the middle of the night. 122 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 6: Did you doing that? 123 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 3: Las? Yeah? I was talking about. 124 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 2: How many beers did you have? 125 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 6: It's pretty good. 126 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 5: It's midweek and I'm going to stag do this weekend, 127 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 5: which is by a lot of the messages I'm reading, 128 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 5: She's going to be all, go yeah. 129 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 3: So I was like, it's not do you know one person? 130 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 5: No? I know about So I know one person really well, 131 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 5: he's my best mate down in christ Chi. 132 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 3: It's there, who I go? 133 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 5: And I have a hot tub with I'm having yeah, 134 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 5: and I'm banging them on the side. 135 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 3: And then I've also got pugs. 136 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 2: You're not pegging them though, you using your actual dude. 137 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,159 Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a penis, so I just use that. 138 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 6: Did you hear that? Swinky? 139 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,600 Speaker 3: This is the podcast. 140 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 5: It's different, it's different, So I no, one go really well, 141 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 5: another bloke I know pretty damn well too, because he's 142 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 5: married to one of Lucy's cousins, and obviously the stag 143 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 5: outside of that, a couple of boys I've made a 144 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 5: few times good feelers. 145 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I think there's about twenty people. 146 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,119 Speaker 2: Is that a big stag? 147 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 5: But it's a big stag doing it for two nights, 148 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 5: two whole days. I can't fucking wait. But by and 149 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 5: large I don't know the group. 150 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, so I'm fizzed up for that. 151 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 6: Sweet man is going to be he cheezy chick. 152 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. No, hope not it will 153 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 3: I'll be season one? 154 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 5: What what is that? The issue I have with that reference? 155 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 5: Right as, I'm pretty sure no one fucking watched it, 156 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 5: So no, like. 157 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: You'll find that was programmed and old Hoidy jays every 158 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: time it was on. 159 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 6: I do remember you saying lying and telling you're going 160 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 6: to watch it. 161 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds about right. 162 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 2: It was so good. I was gussy about that. 163 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 3: So this is this is Jason. 164 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 5: This is Jason. I want you either the thing you 165 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 5: really like. I tried it. It's ship. I loved it, man, 166 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 5: it's so good. 167 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 3: What was it called again? 168 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 5: Just just give it to me straight, Jase, get me 169 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 5: straight like you give it to Papa Jack. 170 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 2: I thought it was excellent. I thought it was it 171 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 2: was was fine, it was really good. I think we're 172 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 2: really good. 173 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 5: That's canceled now once they got canceled. 174 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, well exactly, mind fellas, yeah, totally. 175 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 6: What else goes? 176 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 5: As soon as some time off, I got to say, 177 00:08:54,280 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 5: my brain was like I had an audition today. Member, Yeah, humiliator. 178 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 5: It was the least humiliator, but I found a way 179 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 5: to humiliate myself. So I think we'll talk about it 180 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 5: after five or something. I'll tell you a genuinely how 181 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,719 Speaker 5: it went and get some advice, and then maybe we'll 182 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 5: do something after that. But fuck, I hate it every 183 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,920 Speaker 5: time I walk out and I just go, ah, so 184 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 5: you know what, you're doing a good job, right, because 185 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 5: all my other instincts were like you were doing as ship. 186 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:24,439 Speaker 3: Well. 187 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 6: Jason's had heaps of successful auditions, haven't you, Jason. I've 188 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,720 Speaker 6: had a few, and you always feel the same you 189 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 6: hate yourself. You fucked it. 190 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: And as I was just saying, it easy, you do 191 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 1: your best, you get in there, give it a shot, 192 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,120 Speaker 1: and then you forget about it all right, just walk out, 193 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:40,720 Speaker 1: walk away. 194 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 3: And the thing about is they've probably seen a lot 195 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 3: worse that day. 196 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:49,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, probably, yeah, yeah, right, Wow, it's pretty early in 197 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 5: the day, it was, but I walked. I didn't even 198 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,079 Speaker 5: give my best, like I just it was. I'll tell 199 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 5: you on the show. But I just if you do 200 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:02,360 Speaker 5: it right now, I reckon i'd be able to. I'll 201 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 5: probably fuck it up again. Yeah, probably, But yeah, Jas 202 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 5: you're my agent, right, So I'm just letting you know 203 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,040 Speaker 5: that you didn't go over it and you might knock 204 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,160 Speaker 5: any commission that one. 205 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,840 Speaker 2: No, they called me and said you were shit. 206 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,720 Speaker 3: What was the person's name again? What was his name? 207 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,840 Speaker 3: You got a mouthful of shumo. 208 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Big Show four to seven weekdays 209 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:25,480 Speaker 5: Radio HODARKI thank you.