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Speaker 1: is the Agenda Podcast for Thursday, the twentieth of June.
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Speaker 3: Good morning man, he good morning when I Stewart, thanks
Speaker 3: having me on the Agenda Podcast.
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming. And we are actually heading to your
Speaker 1: neck of the woods for the Export Ultra pregame ahead
Speaker 1: of the All Blacks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well in your neck of the Woods as.
Speaker 1: Well for a while. I went down there the other day.
Speaker 1: I saw that. I have a look around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a different It's a different hospitality environment down there,
Speaker 3: isn't it these days?
Speaker 1: Because when what were the bars there? When you were
Speaker 1: down there?
Speaker 3: I was big on the cook Yeah, the Empire, the
Speaker 3: Crown and the Guardis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Guardis so Gardi's finished just before I start.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yeah, the Guardis was leading to do this
Speaker 3: so big. There's always a good time at the Guardis.
Speaker 1: Looked I went. I yeah, I never went into the Guardians,
Speaker 1: but I was. There were a few parties on like
Speaker 1: sort of castle in the adjacent area that I was
Speaker 1: there or thereabouts, But I was saying Elaine yesterday that
Speaker 1: did a real outstanding move from their behalf from the
Speaker 1: fun Police's behalf where they said final party on Saturday,
Speaker 1: everyone come and then shut it on the Friday.
Speaker 4: Oh wag.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think there's a misunderstanding of why people go to
Speaker 3: a Tuger university from the university itself, so they keep
Speaker 3: shutting down all the bars and turning them into the
Speaker 3: facilities for the university. If you're going to go to
Speaker 3: a university, you're going to go to a better university
Speaker 3: than that. You know, Like, if you're going to go
Speaker 3: out of your way to go to university, you're not
Speaker 3: going to go to the one hundred and fifty thousands
Speaker 3: rated best universe in the in the world. But if
Speaker 3: you're going to go to just suck up the student
Speaker 3: life and go to the bars, It's not like the
Speaker 3: students stopped.
Speaker 4: Drinking, No, they just drunk at hut.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know that's the part that I don't understand.
Speaker 1: You haven't solved the problem, I've just forced it underground. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people still think that way. Yeah, it's like all the
Speaker 1: woke stuff that's got that you know happened a few
Speaker 1: for the last few years, and then Trump gets voted
Speaker 1: back and again and they're like, well, hang on, well
Speaker 1: I thought no one thought that. No, no, no, you just
Speaker 1: made it so unpopular for people to be able to
Speaker 1: People still think these things. People still think o targos,
Speaker 1: go there and pass up university. I gotta be honest
Speaker 1: with you. When people ask me what I studied at
Speaker 1: otag A University, I say a Bachelor of Beer Drinking,
Speaker 1: because I don't even remember what my fucking degree was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got a degree from there as well.
Speaker 3: My son's looking at going the next year actually go
Speaker 3: and he went down there for the you know, for
Speaker 3: the orientation, not the orientation what it's called, I nd
Speaker 3: the look around, the open day or whatever. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: all the reasons why he wants to go there, and
Speaker 3: it goes there's so many people in my age there
Speaker 3: looks so good man and the halls of residents look
Speaker 3: like a lot of fun, And you're like, everything you're
Speaker 3: talking about is about fun, yes, and you're right. And
Speaker 3: also I think that there's a lot of people who
Speaker 3: when you leave high school, you get no idea what
Speaker 3: you want to do anyway, yea.
Speaker 1: And yeah, pass around if you take another three years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pass around before you face life. I mean you'll
Speaker 3: run up a mess of debt, but that's all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will never affect you. Then it's interest free
Speaker 1: throwing out. Let's go for it and you can get
Speaker 1: under one sharing run afterwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, find yourself, find yourself, find yourself some other people.
Speaker 3: So we're down the Daneedan pregames. Of course it's the
Speaker 3: thirtieth anniversary of the Baan murders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure I didn't get a chance to listen
Speaker 1: to the show this morning, but sure, I'm sure it
Speaker 1: didn't go unaddressed. Yeah, we had a little bit of
Speaker 1: a chat about it.
Speaker 3: It's there's actually been a there's a sort of a
Speaker 3: Baine generator and there's been a mix between Jeremy Wells
Speaker 3: and Bain that's been posted up on the Met and Jerry's.
Speaker 1: Socialism, so it's quite fit.
Speaker 4: It actually works quite well.
Speaker 1: Strangely. Well, I think it's a long face. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a long slender face. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, well New Zealand, Well Well doned never get
Speaker 3: past Bain, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's always there's always going to be
Speaker 4: linked intrinsically.
Speaker 1: What is it about. It's it's the murder mystery. It
Speaker 1: was it was the murder dock before murder docks were
Speaker 1: a thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there was the paper run and there was
Speaker 3: there was a lot, a lot to do with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My mate's dad was the first office there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I guess like everyone would have had a similar Yeah.
Speaker 4: Everyone in Dunedin is linked in some way to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of people from Denedon that think he
Speaker 1: was innocent oddly. No, well I just sort of think
Speaker 1: like you, me and Adam are sitting in this room
Speaker 1: recording this podcast right now. Yeah, and if somebody walked
Speaker 1: in and Glane walked in later on and Adam was
Speaker 1: alive and the two of us had been killed, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he'd be right to assume Adam did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean he's definitely got to be on the list. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the last one left alive is definitely on the list.
Speaker 1: That's my general theory is, don't overthink these things.
Speaker 3: And look, I just say that if you're going to
Speaker 3: try and get someone off and protect them because they're
Speaker 3: the last one that's going to be a live handwritten
Speaker 3: note is the way to go, not the computer note
Speaker 3: that you were the only one that deserve to live.
Speaker 1: I mean that.
Speaker 3: Seems I mean far up a computer. It takes freacking ages.
Speaker 3: Just just get out of pen and paper, Robin's if
Speaker 3: you want to let if you want to get David off,
Speaker 3: it would be so easy just to use your provable handwriting, Yeah,
Speaker 3: rather than the computer that had a really weird message
Speaker 3: that made it seemed like David Main wrote it.
Speaker 1: And I saw an article in the Herald this morning.
Speaker 1: Did they talk to him? Maybe? Did they interview him?
Speaker 1: I think he's living in way Eto. Yeah, I'm gotta
Speaker 1: be honest, I'd probably go a bit further.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well he headed to Australia for a bit. Then
Speaker 3: he's come home. He's changed his name again. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean obviously his wife thinks he didn't do it. Yes,
Speaker 3: you'd hope, I mean one if you ever asked any
Speaker 3: really tough questions.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you know. So he goes out to
Speaker 1: play golf when he comes home a little later than
Speaker 1: he said he was going to, and this kicks off
Speaker 1: a little bit of a Yeah, you never stack the dish,
Speaker 1: wash it and you never make the bit and you're
Speaker 1: always leaving your washing all over the floor. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you killed your whole family like it must come up.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've been in a number of relationships with
Speaker 3: women and I've never been. I'm not saying i've been,
Speaker 3: you know, above repute, but you know my experience, your
Speaker 3: significant other is not one to bring up.
Speaker 1: You know they're gonna bring up everything. Oh yeah, they're
Speaker 1: gonna break everything from years and years and years ago.
Speaker 3: And then suddenly come on, oh you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Bring that up? Are yet? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that where this argument's going?
Speaker 1: Is it by sitting in the car after like a
Speaker 1: heated argument and it's quite quiet, and she goes, she's
Speaker 1: going to k I could murder a family. It's that
Speaker 1: they always just come up. You think you've gotten away
Speaker 1: with stuff, yeah, in a relationship, but it always comes
Speaker 1: back up your great memories anytime. So this is something
Speaker 1: that happened to me the other day. I was talking
Speaker 1: to someone, I think it was actually Chris Key, was
Speaker 1: saying that he hates the ways missus stacks the dishwasher,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't let her, he'll just do it. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: And I said, man, my missus, we stack the dishwasher
Speaker 1: completely differently, and it's fine. Neither of us care about it.
Speaker 1: And then a light bulb went off in my brain, Oh,
Speaker 1: this drives your nuts. She just hasn't said anything about it,
Speaker 1: and so I asked her. Sure enough, she's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it really pisses me off. Do he stacked the dishway
Speaker 1: What are you doing? She's a it's the cutlery primarily,
Speaker 1: when the thing goes up or down. Yeah, I'm it down.
Speaker 1: Pull it out by the handle, put it in by that.
Speaker 3: I've been accused of using the dishwasher as like a
Speaker 3: storage device so I don't have to clean something. So
Speaker 3: I put a pot through there that's definitely not going
Speaker 3: to get cleaned in the dishwasher. You have to stop
Speaker 3: gap measure between the pot being in the sink and
Speaker 3: the pot eventually being cleaned.
Speaker 1: And I was thinking about to see ow that do.
Speaker 1: I said, well, just leave.
Speaker 4: It in three or four rotations of the dishwasher. Eventually
Speaker 4: that pot will become clean.
Speaker 1: That's right. It's a real short term solution because you're like,
Speaker 1: the problem I have is the kitchen looks messy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I take all that mess and just put it
Speaker 1: in here, just wed.
Speaker 3: It in the dishwasher with no chance of the dishwasher
Speaker 3: being able to clean it all.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a kitchen with two dishwashers the draws, Well, no,
Speaker 1: I've seen a video of a guy explaining why you
Speaker 1: should have two dishwashers, right, and you don't have cupboards
Speaker 1: and you just run everything out of the dishwasher. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: So at any given point, there's a clean and a
Speaker 1: dirty dishwasher that's brilliant, and so you just pull all
Speaker 1: this stuff out of the clean one sense.
Speaker 4: It's basically having drawers that can also clean the dishes.
Speaker 1: Once it's finished, then it goes into the dirty one.
Speaker 1: Then they reverse roles. Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, I for a while had a dishwasher with two
Speaker 3: draws and they both obrated. Yeah right, but the bottom
Speaker 3: I'm broken. I never got to fix because it's like,
Speaker 3: who I mean, We've still got a dishwasher running. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I can't to be bothered fixing, you know, like
Speaker 3: my lacy dis kicked in there, and I never enjoyed
Speaker 3: the full, the flawed glory.
Speaker 4: Of the two dishwasher.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Another story I saw when I was flicking through
Speaker 1: the papers this morning was sale GPS not going to
Speaker 1: be back in Littleton.
Speaker 4: Do we put we put on the bloody hard Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's down there, didn't we.
Speaker 1: We did everything we could. Are we to blame for this?
Speaker 4: I mean partially?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we did.
Speaker 3: We did a few crimes on the red carpet, I guess,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah. But I thought your explanation of how
Speaker 3: it worked would have kept it going for a number
Speaker 3: of years. When you got the look you got out
Speaker 3: on that, I thought that was that was actually very impressive.
Speaker 1: A lot of people, yeah, a lot of people have
Speaker 1: said that's a bit. They didn't understand how it worked,
Speaker 1: and so I put a couple of bottle caps on
Speaker 1: the yeah table.
Speaker 4: I totally explained it. It was a fantastic event.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's just the shredding of the
Speaker 3: dolphins potential, just one shread of dolphin if that ever happened,
Speaker 3: would the end of it?
Speaker 1: And I don't know.
Speaker 3: We're kind of living in a time when everything's just
Speaker 3: becomes a massive argie bargie.
Speaker 1: Everyone argues about it, and then.
Speaker 3: Who knows who's right, and then no one can be
Speaker 3: fuck doing anything anymore, and then they take it overseas
Speaker 3: and just take Saudi money and everyone's happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred for the slaves. Yeah. So the other
Speaker 1: part of it is that they're thinking about going to Auckland.
Speaker 1: But that was the whole reason it was in Christier
Speaker 1: last year because that fell apart. Is anywhere else in
Speaker 1: New Zealand we could have it because I'd love to
Speaker 1: put it on Lake What at Tippoo?
Speaker 3: Oh, it'd be great down in Lake what a Tapoo? Yeah,
Speaker 3: what a good time. I mean, bit risky and what
Speaker 3: you put you to need? And I tell you that's
Speaker 3: that that that's a that's a changeable climb.
Speaker 1: You don't want to base them out of Andy Bay
Speaker 1: down there of Port Charmers, off Port Charmers. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: you could put the Aussies over at Portobello so we
Speaker 1: don't have to deal with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Auckland seems like the obvious one. But
Speaker 3: there's some kind of issues with some contamination of some
Speaker 3: shirt or some problem.
Speaker 1: More irradiated soils. Yeah, I mean, no one cares.
Speaker 3: I mean the whole thing is you've got a bunch
Speaker 3: of people that are hitting down to get absolutely fricking
Speaker 3: steamed and watch yachting and drink everything they can and
Speaker 3: hopefully listen to some shape Shifter if that shape Shifter
Speaker 3: had been booked for Auckland as well, which fantastic. Anytimes
Speaker 3: you get to watch shape Shifter is a good one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and everyone's worried about but a contamination. These are people
Speaker 3: that are drinking, you know, pass and you're worried that
Speaker 3: they might be standard in some slightly contaminated soil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3: They are literally going there to poison themselves whe they
Speaker 3: watch yotting.
Speaker 1: It's like telling a person who's smoking how bad the
Speaker 1: cigarettes are. They know, yeah, they don't. That's the reason
Speaker 1: that none of these anti smoking campaigns are going to work.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I know, I know this is bad
Speaker 1: for me. I'm not doing it because I think it's
Speaker 1: good for me, and I think that it should be
Speaker 1: similar to rugby. I think that most things in our
Speaker 1: world these days, it should just be like, all right,
Speaker 1: the ground is contaminated. You tell people that, but look,
Speaker 1: we're still going to put the event on. I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know you could get croaked because
Speaker 1: the ground here isn't contaminated. And if you're okay with that,
Speaker 1: then you should be allowed to do it, shah. Same
Speaker 1: thing with the head knocks. Hey, you might not be
Speaker 1: able to remember where your keys are when you're forty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you will also get paid millions of dollars to
Speaker 1: players a game. Yeah, for a job.
Speaker 3: How about we just pay them more to cover the
Speaker 3: head knocks so they can get someone that walks around
Speaker 3: writing down pits of information that they need to remember.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: The problem is the murders that can sometimes oh yeah,
Speaker 3: CT can sometimes get you christ Yeah, it sort of
Speaker 3: happened a little bit, hasn't it. You could sometimes get
Speaker 3: a bit murdery.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's not just forgetting where your keys are.
Speaker 4: You can start to just get.
Speaker 1: A little bit murdery. Yeah, Aaron Hernandez I think maybe. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's not gonna happen with the contaminated
Speaker 1: soil for sal gp. No. No, we're just like, look,
Speaker 1: just do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just we just need to have a bit of
Speaker 3: a let's just do it and see what Heaven's kind
Speaker 3: of vibe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bring that back.
Speaker 4: There's too many people. There's too many.
Speaker 3: It's like mum and dad, you know, don't go out
Speaker 3: and play in the snow because it's too cold, put
Speaker 3: a jacket on.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, but it's fucking fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is what we've thought cold, we
Speaker 4: might get sick.
Speaker 3: We love a rule in this country ship we love
Speaker 3: and we're not We're not removing any I mean, this
Speaker 3: is the thing. We just keep adding more and more,
Speaker 3: you know. I reckon this, we should decide on a
Speaker 3: set number of rules. And I think this is the
Speaker 3: same thing for rugby union. A hundred, one hundred rules
Speaker 3: and that's it. If you add another one, you got
Speaker 3: to remove one. Yeah, because because it's kind of like
Speaker 3: when you build cities and top cities and top of
Speaker 3: cities and top of cities and certainly there's a sinkhole
Speaker 3: and you not right back down and where the roads were.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, exact hundred rules and that's it. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I was thinking even last night, I couldn't find a
Speaker 1: park for this basketball my social basketball games. But then
Speaker 1: there was like on the on the footpath acres of
Speaker 1: room too. And in any other country those would be
Speaker 1: filled with people would just parked the car wherever they
Speaker 1: could fit it. Yeah, yeah, But in New Zealand, we're like, nah,
Speaker 1: that's not a park.
Speaker 4: Because I mean the pedestrian can still get round.
Speaker 1: Also, there are no pedestrians.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no pedestrians, and if one should ever come along,
Speaker 3: then there is room for them to just shimmy around
Speaker 3: your car. And so the joy and the potential health
Speaker 3: benefits of the country of you being involved in something physical,
Speaker 3: that's what we should all be doing. We should all
Speaker 3: be facilitating people being physical because then they cost less
Speaker 3: later in life because they're more healthy.
Speaker 4: They just let them park on the pavement.
Speaker 1: Who goes a shirt, goes a shirt? Yeah, loving no
Speaker 1: more rules.
Speaker 4: If you're today, you'll think about making a rule.
Speaker 1: Don't no rules, no more else. This is our new rule,
Speaker 1: no more else, no more rules. Super Rugby this season
Speaker 1: has done this thing where they are announcing team lists
Speaker 1: on like a Wednesday. I quite like it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like it as well. Gives us something to talk about. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the big story out of last night's teamless for
Speaker 1: the Super Rugby Grand Final is that Patrick Twey blow
Speaker 1: to Evan Shelton. One News has made a miraculous recovery.
Speaker 1: It has been two weeks since an mcl injury ruled
Speaker 1: him out of Super Rugby, and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: he's back it's incredible. It is incredible, fantastic for the
Speaker 1: Blues and suspicious.
Speaker 4: Did you reckon Rested?
Speaker 1: Did he No? I don't think rested. I think he's
Speaker 1: still fucked. He's still buggered. But he just knows he
Speaker 1: smells a chance here and wants to be and he
Speaker 1: should be allowed to And this is again my head
Speaker 1: knock issue. If this was a head knock, he wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been allowed to come Oh. Yeah, because it's a
Speaker 1: knee injury, he is allowed to come back. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's interesting, boy boy. This is an exciting final to it.
Speaker 3: You know, sold out in hours, and that's because a
Speaker 3: lot of people are fanging up the motorway from down
Speaker 3: there in the White Cattle.
Speaker 1: So I'd be interested to see the percentage of crowd.
Speaker 1: I think it could be fifty to fifty.
Speaker 3: I think it will be yeah, And you know, you know,
Speaker 3: a white kettle fan will burn the cow bell and
Speaker 3: so fifty to fifty is noise wise, you know, eight
Speaker 3: twenty Yeah.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: And the passion if you see the passion that you
Speaker 3: get from the likes of g Lane and mccony, you know,
Speaker 3: if you if you get if you get twenty five
Speaker 3: thousand imagine getting five thousand g Lanes and Mconi's in
Speaker 3: the stadium.
Speaker 1: The Chief's manner, one is enough, Yeah, one g Lane
Speaker 1: is enough.
Speaker 3: Do we know is he is he booked in as
Speaker 3: g Lane booked into commentator or.
Speaker 1: Is he going on to the ground he has booked
Speaker 1: in to commentate.
Speaker 3: That'll be a huge boon for the for the Chiefs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because the grum reper of sport being along bit disaster.
Speaker 1: Well, this was an interesting thing that I tried to
Speaker 1: bring up with Gelane, but it's a bit too sensitive
Speaker 1: a topic for him. If he attended the game, would
Speaker 1: the g Lane curse be in effect because he's supporting
Speaker 1: his team who are on the road, but they are
Speaker 1: in his current hometown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the tenants of the curse are that he
Speaker 3: has to travel away to his watch his team play. Yes,
Speaker 3: so his team traveling to where he is. I think
Speaker 3: it would be fine.
Speaker 1: I think it's fine too. I think that's okay. I
Speaker 1: think it's kosher. So he could actually probably go.
Speaker 3: But now it doesn't matter when a curse, When you
Speaker 3: get accused of a curse, people just break the rules.
Speaker 3: They make up the rules as they go along, just
Speaker 3: to blame you, they'll turn on they'll.
Speaker 4: Turn on you. I think it's a freaking exciting.
Speaker 3: Final and I think both teams and I think that's
Speaker 3: great that the Chiefs beat that Hurricanes last week. Yes,
Speaker 3: because it just flipped the narrative and the fact that
Speaker 3: the Chiefs lost to the Blues thirty one seventeen three
Speaker 3: weeks ago. I don't think that makes any freaking difference.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's going to be a really
Speaker 3: freaking tough game, and I think just I just think
Speaker 3: that the Blues forwards, it's a classic battle. You've got
Speaker 3: big Blues forwards that are just going to rumble it
Speaker 3: up the guts and you've just got all the show
Speaker 3: time in the back for the Chiefs. The razzle dazzle
Speaker 3: versus up the guts. I mean it's not that Mark
Speaker 3: Tillier doesn't have razzle dazzel. There is razzle dazzel in
Speaker 3: the Blues as well. There's dazzle to be rezled, but
Speaker 3: they are liking just to absolutely smash it up the
Speaker 3: guts at the moment.
Speaker 1: Does it mean anything for Boden Barrett's career if the
Speaker 1: Blues win this in his absence? Is it because Bill
Speaker 1: Simmons has got the Patrick Ewing theory, which is where
Speaker 1: a star player leaves the team and somehow the team
Speaker 1: gets better. Yeah. That happens all the time, it does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it also happens in movies, you know,
Speaker 3: like when the were wolf can't play for whatever reason
Speaker 3: and then you realize that the that the basketball team
Speaker 3: has got better in their own right and they actually
Speaker 3: need to learn to win without depending on the on
Speaker 3: the were Wolf.
Speaker 1: The Superpowerless Friendship, Yeah, there's superpowers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and each one of them's got a
Speaker 3: specialty that you've seen once during during them during the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see how that plays out.
Speaker 1: We've got it.
Speaker 3: It's going to be interesting at pubs because the Warriors
Speaker 3: right there, Warriors kick off at five, Yeah, and there
Speaker 3: could be depending on how long the Warriors game goes,
Speaker 3: because there's two hours.
Speaker 1: To get that done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you Mentionine, you're at a pub and you're
Speaker 3: trying to turn the Wars off to turn the Blues
Speaker 3: Chiefs on.
Speaker 1: Well, the good thing about league is it never takes
Speaker 1: longer than two hours. They don't stop the clock for anything. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 3: And you don't have zombie football at the end when
Speaker 3: it finishes. Just one of the greatest things about league.
Speaker 1: When it's over, it's fucking over. It's basically everything that's
Speaker 1: done the last ten years to be like, how do
Speaker 1: we not stop the clock? Yeah, game time the whole time.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's that's a good point. So two hours
Speaker 3: is enough time to get through it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, and it's but it's a great Saturday
Speaker 1: of sport though. From four o'clock you're just rolling through
Speaker 1: until nine o'clock and if you were in Aucklander, you've
Speaker 1: got a chance for two wins. Yeah, which is powerful stuff.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break. We'll come back and talk
Speaker 1: a little bit of boxing. Because yesterday Gelane and I
Speaker 1: went along to a press conference. I saw him in
Speaker 1: your office yesterday. But David Nyuka had a press conference yesterday.
Speaker 1: Did he come in on your show?
Speaker 3: He came in on a show today, actually today, he
Speaker 3: was in yesterday and then he came back today. He's
Speaker 3: actually a friend of the show. We've got him on
Speaker 3: for years and years since he was the amateur, and
Speaker 3: I think Jeremy's got a.
Speaker 1: Bit of a boner for him.
Speaker 3: Oh, because he's just a ridiculously He is a ridiculously
Speaker 3: good looking man, ridiculously talented, fucking lovely and super smart.
Speaker 4: I mean, he is the best of us.
Speaker 3: In fact, when he came in for the photos today,
Speaker 3: because the last photo was in with him, I looked
Speaker 3: like a little troll.
Speaker 4: I looked like a subspecies.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It's like there was a time when there was full
Speaker 4: humans and then.
Speaker 3: There was these kind of little I think they were
Speaker 3: called the floras, which were kind of Hobbit type, disgusting trolly,
Speaker 3: hobbit type people, And I looked like a disgusting trolley
Speaker 3: hobbit type person. So I stood on some books beside him,
Speaker 3: just just to not just not lock so shit beside him.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, you look like the evolution
Speaker 1: of man. You were like the the way through.
Speaker 3: I like the one that needed to just go extinct
Speaker 3: really quickly to allow the proper species to come through.
Speaker 4: Because he's just he's just he's just too it's too good.
Speaker 3: And the fact that he's fucking lovely and lives rurally
Speaker 3: and changs to chickens like as well as that part
Speaker 3: of it, he likes to have the quiet life as well.
Speaker 1: There's a few people I know that would love to
Speaker 1: see him, watch him feed those chickens. I think, oh absolutely.
Speaker 3: It was Rocky two way where Rocky decided to train
Speaker 3: with chickens.
Speaker 1: Did you see that?
Speaker 3: And like there's always an every Rocky movie there's a
Speaker 3: stupid thing where he has to do some training thing.
Speaker 3: One of them the meat, yeah, and the second one
Speaker 3: he had to try and catch chickens because that showed
Speaker 3: how fast you are on the feet, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I don't know if Nick Nigga's doing that or not, but.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he has launched his road to the title. He
Speaker 1: wants to be the cruiseweight champion of the world. I
Speaker 1: looked up who the current cruiseweight champion of the world is,
Speaker 1: No idea never heard him. Four of them, four different belts.
Speaker 1: Fucking confusing? Is that? It is so confusing? Usk in
Speaker 1: the heavyweight when he beat Tyson Fury recently, he unified
Speaker 1: all the belts. So he's now got all of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we launched a campaign on this podcast and melt
Speaker 1: the belt, melt it down. We just got one, just
Speaker 1: one freaking bout make it more easy for everyone.
Speaker 4: I mean, if anyone has seen how much.
Speaker 1: It works.
Speaker 3: I mean not for the actual athletes, but the UFC
Speaker 3: just works where you just got one thing, you know.
Speaker 1: And you go and watch the UFC. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: have to. It's like who's on or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I'm just watching the UFC. So boxing needs a little
Speaker 1: bit of that. But he's announced a fight for the
Speaker 1: fourteenth of September. No opponents sit yet. I think they
Speaker 1: know who it is, they just haven't announced it.
Speaker 4: You know who it is? He swore he didn't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, I think there'll be negotiations. It'll be
Speaker 3: one of a couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon, But also I wouldn't we wouldn't have
Speaker 1: heard of them. Whoever it is. Yeah, that doesn't really matter,
Speaker 1: the fifteenth ranked cruise away in the world. But excitingly
Speaker 1: to me, there are going to be charity slash celebrity
Speaker 1: fights on the undercartah, which I like the way the
Speaker 1: boxing is going in this I was just sort of thinking,
Speaker 1: who would you like to see on the undercard?
Speaker 3: Well, I reckon the first one that springs to mind
Speaker 3: as Lux and Hearts.
Speaker 4: I reckon Lux and v Heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, settle at once and.
Speaker 3: At once one who was who and have them in
Speaker 3: one place together at the same time, you know, because
Speaker 3: has anyone ever seen those two together?
Speaker 1: I haven't. No, I have seen Lee Heart.
Speaker 3: And Leehart is such a brilliant businessman, and he's got
Speaker 3: so many pots on the fire, so many fingers in pie.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't surprise me if he was just running a
Speaker 3: sneaky prime minister ship on the on the side is
Speaker 3: just one of as many ventures.
Speaker 1: Sausages. He's going to run a political TV show.
Speaker 4: He's running the country, you know, like I can imagine that.
Speaker 1: So does that mean At one point, while Lee Hart
Speaker 1: was doing the radio show, he was also in charge
Speaker 1: of their New Zealand.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, and it was going really well when he
Speaker 3: was in charge. You know, Snacker Champion chips are New
Speaker 3: Zealand flights.
Speaker 1: Oh shit.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to be one of those fucking
Speaker 3: conspiracy but do your own ress. I see for it
Speaker 3: down Hoyt Hosking. I think that would be a good one.
Speaker 1: I've wanted this for the longest though. I think Hoyt
Speaker 1: Hosking would be equal parts are very sad spectacle to watch, yeah,
Speaker 1: but also very funny. And I really couldn't tell you
Speaker 1: who's going to win.
Speaker 4: So such such skinny legs.
Speaker 3: Leeheart would insist on playing at boxing and pants, wouldn't he?
Speaker 1: No, j Sorry, yeah, yeah, they would both box and jeans, the.
Speaker 3: Box and jeans. Jason's got a big retound upper body.
Speaker 3: He's got quite a lot of upper body string.
Speaker 1: He's bigger than Husky.
Speaker 4: He is bigger than Hosking.
Speaker 3: I mean, i'd be I'd be barring some kind of
Speaker 3: humiliation that normally Jason Hoyd experiences, some humiliation you couldn't
Speaker 3: expect when it comes to a sporting event like as
Speaker 3: you know, pads slipping around the back and then not
Speaker 3: being able to run through for quite a simple single
Speaker 3: running out. I would say that Het would hands Hosking
Speaker 3: is ass I.
Speaker 1: Like to think so too. Yeah, now the lung compare
Speaker 1: that he's going to be an issue for Jays of course. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A lifetime on the darts, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, so many darts, so many many darts, and
Speaker 3: I don't think well. I was at the Radio Awards
Speaker 3: the other day and Reggie, who was the person that
Speaker 3: hired me for Hodeki all those years ago, he was
Speaker 3: talking about when he used to piste around with Hosking
Speaker 3: back and Dunedin back in the day when Hosking was
Speaker 3: first coming up in radio, and he said that Hosking
Speaker 3: drove a really old school Jaguar. He dressed like Paddington Beer.
Speaker 3: And this is Hosking when he was nineteen dressed like
Speaker 3: Paddington Beer, with a with a like a fool like
Speaker 3: a vest and like double breasted jacket with multi colors,
Speaker 3: and sometimes he'd wear like a crocheted vest with a jacket.
Speaker 4: But as a nineteen year old he was smoking.
Speaker 3: A pipe, so he has done some damage drawings, but
Speaker 3: also very pretigious. I mean, what kind of man is
Speaker 3: driving a Jaguar and smoking a pipe and wearing a
Speaker 3: crocheted vest with a jacket at nineteen A virgin?
Speaker 1: That's a virgin. But I think that you're right. I
Speaker 1: actually do think that Jace would win this. But you're
Speaker 1: so right. There's so much footage of Jason in athletic events,
Speaker 1: the bull riding footage that we just that just resurfaced
Speaker 1: the other week where he was on the mechanical bull
Speaker 1: and just slid off the pads, falling off, running people out,
Speaker 1: all these kinds of things. I think that if Hosking
Speaker 1: had been films doing as many athletic endeavors, there'd be
Speaker 1: that much footage of him too. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So at least Jason Hoyd has been involved in athletic
Speaker 3: activities that he's humiliated himself, and which is one step
Speaker 3: ahead of just not being involved in the athletic activities
Speaker 3: at All's I know some intel on one of the
Speaker 3: fights that was brought together, but it has has has failed.
Speaker 1: Head.
Speaker 3: Yes, the great pairing between Jeremy Wells and Dom Harvey.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was put in the middle of the negotiations of
Speaker 3: that briefly. Briefly so I don't know if it was
Speaker 3: for this, but it was a charity fight, and and
Speaker 3: Jeremy said his response, where the fuck would I'd bother
Speaker 3: doing that when I could just be going doing something else. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for Jeremy, there was no He doesn't need to increase
Speaker 3: his profile. He's on seven sharp pissing around Hillarly Bowry
Speaker 3: every night.
Speaker 1: There's no win there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there is a loss. Yeah, there's a potential loss.
Speaker 3: And Tom Harvey is just gonna be so freaking fat,
Speaker 3: isn't he.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, Jerry, Jerry in his own right foot, but
Speaker 1: very very dangerous.
Speaker 4: Actually, that's true.
Speaker 3: No, Jerry is constantly running every day, but he pumps
Speaker 3: a lot of tin. I can imagine Jerry, if he
Speaker 3: actually agreed to do it, you wouldn't want to fight him,
Speaker 3: because if he gets focused in on something, you know,
Speaker 3: he can become very very good at it. If he
Speaker 3: generally doesn't give a fuck about anything, his results sort
Speaker 3: of just tiptoes through life in a sort of Laise
Speaker 3: Fair fashion. But I imagine if he was going to
Speaker 3: fight Tom Harvey.
Speaker 1: Then he would he would take it pretty serious, woul
Speaker 1: take it pretty siously, get quite good at it. Quite
Speaker 1: bare not gonna.
Speaker 3: Happen because he can't be faked and he doesn't need it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I think he just said, I'll just give them
Speaker 3: money to charity, sort of under you know, when you
Speaker 3: got there as much money as well as you can,
Speaker 3: just sort of write a check and go and get
Speaker 3: rid of them. They can't even run the charity vibe.
Speaker 3: And he goes, yeah, I'll write how much. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: I won't lower myself to how much do I give
Speaker 3: to the chief executive to pugilism?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, But give us a message on the
Speaker 1: old voicemail let us know who you'd like to see
Speaker 1: in the celebrity undercard. Raphael font de Mayor. Have you
Speaker 1: heard of this guy?
Speaker 4: I have not.
Speaker 1: He is an eighteen year old French swimmer. He just
Speaker 1: qualified for the Paris Olympics in six weeks time and
Speaker 1: the one hundred meters freestyle. And I thought you'd appreciate
Speaker 1: this through because he immediately turned a victory into a loss.
Speaker 1: And that is one of the tenets of the ACCI.
Speaker 1: We love doing it. We're probably the best, certainly the
Speaker 1: best team.
Speaker 3: When we won Best Podcast for this very podcast. Exactly
Speaker 3: where you're sitting was where Glane's turning that victory into
Speaker 3: loss ended up in a sort of pathetic heap of
Speaker 3: just right there on that couch.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And that was the latest in a long string
Speaker 1: of any time we went an award, anytime we lose
Speaker 1: an award, Yeah, massively turning it into two a victory
Speaker 1: into a loss. This eighteen year old French swimmer, Raphael.
Speaker 1: He immediately celebrated by slapping the water and dislocated his shoulder.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, he popped his left shoulder out. He now
Speaker 1: has six weeks to recover before he swims in one
Speaker 1: hundred meters at the Paris Olympics. Wow. So wow. Is
Speaker 1: that a bigger victory into a loss than g Lane? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think Ballinger the Bally for the Dodgers, who celebrated
Speaker 3: a home run by jumping up and banging his shoulder
Speaker 3: into another player put his shoulder out and it took
Speaker 3: it's taken three years to get his career back.
Speaker 1: Was there a picture better he is aboutter? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's now fantastic again. But he ended up losing
Speaker 3: his position at the Dodgers. He just couldn't hit anything,
Speaker 3: and it was like, you just over celebrated their own run, mate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so far along for the Melbourne Storm did it
Speaker 1: on the weekend as well. He did a big swan
Speaker 1: dive and landed on the balls. Oh yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: that as a coach killer. I enjoyed that, absolute coach killer.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into a sick just before we
Speaker 1: move on from that. Have you seen the movie Under Paris?
Speaker 3: No, So, it's it's this fantastic movie that postulates that
Speaker 3: sharks get up the sin and so this in a
Speaker 3: preparation for the Olympics that we're talking about. They're putting
Speaker 3: on a triathlon in the Seine, and the mayor really
Speaker 3: wants to make it go ahead, but like, shark experts
Speaker 3: are saying, there's a shipload of sharks in this in
Speaker 3: this river?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is this in the movie? In real life? This
Speaker 1: isn't the movie, right?
Speaker 3: And then there's a scene that you just don't expect
Speaker 3: at the end because they do go ahead with the
Speaker 3: triathlon and let's just say triathlons sharks not a great
Speaker 3: mix for the triathletes. And it's it's so fucking if
Speaker 3: it's so fucking it's it's a movie all in French.
Speaker 3: Make sure if you watch it. It's on Netflix right now.
Speaker 3: It's been a huge hat and.
Speaker 4: Because it's so silly, it's like, where can we put sharks?
Speaker 1: Great? Put them in Paris, you know, sharks in Paris.
Speaker 1: It's a great max.
Speaker 3: If you watch it, make sure you watch it in
Speaker 3: French with the English subtitles rather than the dubbed into
Speaker 3: English because the englishs are terrible actors.
Speaker 4: But I thoroughly recommend it called again under Paris.
Speaker 1: Under Paris. All right, I'll have to look into it.
Speaker 1: Here's a segment that we started doing last week and
Speaker 1: I want to keep doing throughout the Super Rugby obviously,
Speaker 1: but then throughout the All Blacks as well. Throwback Thursday.
Speaker 1: This is where we go back and we have a
Speaker 1: look at the last time these two teams came up
Speaker 1: against each other. Now, the Blues and the Chiefs and
Speaker 1: Super Rugby actually haven't played each other in Super Rugby
Speaker 1: playoffs at all. They've never faced each other. But the
Speaker 1: last time the Chiefs won Super Rugby was in twenty thirteen,
Speaker 1: they beat the Brumbys twenty seven twenty two. On the
Speaker 1: back page there is the team list that they have
Speaker 1: and I just love said, I think this is such
Speaker 1: a classic dude sitting around at the pub going through
Speaker 1: old team lists. So I've got the team list from
Speaker 1: that Super Rugby final. This was when they won back
Speaker 1: to back titles the Chiefs. Their team list reads thusly,
Speaker 1: Gareth Anscomb, Lilia Musanga who is powerful back in the day,
Speaker 1: Charlie Natai, Andrew Horrell, Tikloy Tumor was in that team.
Speaker 1: Aaron Cruden was at the Helm. This is a few
Speaker 1: years after Beaver had left Tarwoota, kerb Barlow, Matt vint Levin.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is, Tornado Laedimer miss him
Speaker 1: who was on the Last Fight for Life CARDI for
Speaker 1: Justin Hodges, Brody Retall At Craig Clark, Big Ben, Tommy Funa,
Speaker 1: Hiker Elliott and Toby Smith on the bench. They had
Speaker 1: Reees Marshall, Ben Alfiaki, who I member needs to make
Speaker 1: the PlayStation rugby games. Sometimes they wouldn't have the rights
Speaker 1: to some of the players names. Ben Afiaki was one
Speaker 1: of them, and so they changed his name to Ben
Speaker 1: A Freaki and so on the games. I would always
Speaker 1: pick Ben a Freaky just so he's in my team.
Speaker 1: Michael Fitzgerald's a young Sam Kine back in twenty thirteen
Speaker 1: was coming off the bench. Augustine Pullu, Bundy r Key,
Speaker 1: the Irishman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus, we let him go unfortunately.
Speaker 1: And one of the names that I refused to believe
Speaker 1: is on his birth certificate. Robbie Robinson. Yeah, great name.
Speaker 1: There's no way Robbie Robinson's name is actually Robbie Robinson.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I watched two thy thirteen All Blacks with the
Speaker 3: South Africa at Allis Park, which is one of the
Speaker 3: greatest games of rugby all time.
Speaker 1: It just popped up.
Speaker 3: It was fantastic and I reckon twenty thirteen was a
Speaker 3: great era for rugby. Molely the names back then. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Brady Retallic of course was. I think it was only
Speaker 3: Brody Rettallck and Aaron Crudin probably in the team from
Speaker 3: the Chiefs at that point. But my god, if you
Speaker 3: get a chance to watch twenty thirteen, my god, I
Speaker 3: sockets read and absolute fucking blind offloading everywhere, scored a
Speaker 3: fantastic try.
Speaker 1: I texted him.
Speaker 3: I said, I've just watched you in fantastic game. He goes,
Speaker 3: that was my favorite game of all time, really, and
Speaker 3: he said, although his try celebration before he scored, the
Speaker 3: South Africans then picked on him with it forever he
Speaker 3: celebrated before He's good, Yeah, yeah, he put his finger
Speaker 3: in the air and he goes, but they said they
Speaker 3: kept coming in and putting his finger in the air
Speaker 3: at him. And he's like, I'm not feeling really insulted
Speaker 3: by this because I scored the try, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he reminded me of the time, right, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 3: that man Ben Smith, there's Aaron Smith. Such a great
Speaker 3: team of course, you know, you know all the all
Speaker 3: the classics, you know.
Speaker 4: Well, this was Richie McCaul.
Speaker 3: This was this was the same team that won the
Speaker 3: twenty fifteen Yeah, pretty much the same team that won
Speaker 3: the twenty fifteen Rugby World Cup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a powerful time in the powerful time. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen's the last time they won. Two thousand and
Speaker 1: threes the last time the Blues won.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's fricking insane that it was two thousand
Speaker 3: and three the last time the Blues won apart from
Speaker 3: that Asterix.
Speaker 1: Apart from the Asterix, but then there was also well,
Speaker 1: because we were saying in Super Rugby when it was
Speaker 1: the Super twelve, only three different teams won that trophy.
Speaker 4: It was the Blues just had had their foot on
Speaker 4: us for years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for years and years and years, Blues Crusaders and
Speaker 1: the Brumbies. So yeah, they were a powerhouse for the
Speaker 1: longest time, so much so that they had to get
Speaker 1: divvied up. And now they've sort of they've actually been
Speaker 1: good for the last probably four years now. Yeah. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like I said before, this is going to be a
Speaker 1: what is your feeling on that?
Speaker 3: Because I mean I was there like three weeks ago
Speaker 3: when the Blues smashed the Chiefs, like thirteen seventeen, and
Speaker 3: the Chiefs came in there and they got that tri
Speaker 3: rod at the end that they took the bonus point
Speaker 3: away from the Blues. That looked like the Blues weren't
Speaker 3: going to get a home final, but then the Chiefs
Speaker 3: did the service of smashing the Hurricanes last week.
Speaker 1: Man, the Chiefs were good last week. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, and it's an interesting thing.
Speaker 3: Who's coming on, Who's who's who's peaking exactly the right time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I'm not sure. I mean, the Blues just running
Speaker 3: it up the guts and and then you've got oh boy.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be. It's gonna be an interesting one. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be. I'm doing it. I feel like I was
Speaker 1: saying before last week, who I didn't know who was
Speaker 1: going to win Super Rugby, but I knew it was
Speaker 1: going to come out of that Chiefs Hurricanes game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so it is the chief someone going to stick
Speaker 1: with my take. I still think it's the Chiefs that
Speaker 1: they feel like their graph is pointing out the pendulum
Speaker 1: swinging up if you will. Yeah. And I also just
Speaker 1: feel like the Blues have a good bed shit in them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 3: They love to just ship the bed at a key moment. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just against the os I mean when they went down
Speaker 3: against the Crews and they had an opportunity to make
Speaker 3: a statement against the Crusaders. Yeah, and they shut the
Speaker 3: bed down there unnecessarily. Yeah, And I mean when you
Speaker 3: look at it, I mean, I want the Blues to win,
Speaker 3: but when you just look at Damon McKenzie, it's just
Speaker 3: such a freaking excitement machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're outside backs, they're weall aside today they're number eight.
Speaker 1: Look electric. I mean, Hoskinstituto in his own right has
Speaker 1: got a case for the black jersey too. So I
Speaker 1: just think, I just think it's going to come down
Speaker 1: to can the Blues avoid a bed shit? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because the Hurricanes shipped the bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hurricanes shaped the bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What happens if the Blues concede fifteen fourteen points
Speaker 1: in the first eight minutes.
Speaker 3: Which they love to do. They love on a big occasion,
Speaker 3: just to have.
Speaker 1: A lapse and defense, Yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 3: But I mean their thing is just to like But
Speaker 3: also the Blues could just keep pushing it over, pushing
Speaker 3: it over, pushing it over, meat and vege, you know,
Speaker 3: five meet and Vege tries.
Speaker 1: And suck the life out of the tournament.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to it's freaking exciting old adding Park
Speaker 3: as we said, shiploads of dudes coming up with a
Speaker 3: cow bell from the white care door. Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 3: be it's gonna be freaking exciting and it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be good. Well, we're gonna take one more break
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you get Amory first time called a long time listener.
Speaker 5: How fuckingfromble other Boston Celtics fan's going to be for
Speaker 5: the next year. They've got the record wins, eighteen wins
Speaker 5: and Jason Tatum like he's a good player, but he's
Speaker 5: doing this corny shit, trying to replicate the Kobe photo
Speaker 5: with the trophy, trying to replicate Kevin Garnett anything is possible,
Speaker 5: and then doing Kanye the fucking Miami celebration like the
Speaker 5: worst winner we've got Celtics.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this? Yeah, Jason Tatum but you love
Speaker 1: it though. That's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Like the basketball, well, you know it gives something, you
Speaker 3: know it's but.
Speaker 1: He is going he's trying, he's trying to replicate, he's
Speaker 1: trying to have his own like superstar moment. And people
Speaker 1: were saying this was all these memes before he won,
Speaker 1: like he's going to do this corner shit, He's going
Speaker 1: to do this cornis shit, and he has done every
Speaker 1: single one of them. The one that killed me the
Speaker 1: most is when he was yelling, what are they going
Speaker 1: to say now? Which is what Steph Curry said after
Speaker 1: he won his Finals MVP because before he won that,
Speaker 1: he'd won all these titles, but everyone said, yeah, but
Speaker 1: he's never been a Finals MVP. Then he won it
Speaker 1: and he said, what are they going to say now?
Speaker 1: So that's what Jason Tatum's yelling, and everyone's posting that
Speaker 1: picture and be like, what are they going to say now?
Speaker 1: You didn't win the Finals MVP? That's what there's like,
Speaker 1: literally the whole point of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, But what I'm not saying that although I
Speaker 3: support what he's doing, I'm just supporting that basketball produces
Speaker 3: characters that give you something to freaking talk about definitely
Speaker 3: like no other sport.
Speaker 1: It's the best in the world.
Speaker 3: I mean, and you know, like NFL will be up there,
Speaker 3: but you know, because everyone's wearing a helmet, it's just
Speaker 3: it's a little bit different on the field, sous, they're
Speaker 3: a bit more anonymous. I mean, they've got just as
Speaker 3: many penises in the NFL, but but but they're just
Speaker 3: a little more But you know, like you know, enduring
Speaker 3: a game, they're under a helmet. You know, it's a
Speaker 3: bit different. They're not on the field as much. You know,
Speaker 3: they're not on the park, yeah, as much as basketball.
Speaker 3: But it's just it's just getting to this end of
Speaker 3: the season.
Speaker 4: It's just so freaking great it is.
Speaker 1: But I just the this has been a historical run
Speaker 1: in the last forty eight hours of Jason Tatum just
Speaker 1: doing the corny as shit. Anytime you put a microphone
Speaker 1: in front of him, he just he can't say. He's
Speaker 1: obviously not a very articulate dude, and he just goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I can't describe it, can't describe it, and then yells
Speaker 1: out the last quote that he can remember from someone
Speaker 1: else that won it. And that's the same thing. Is
Speaker 1: he desperately wants to be loved. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: actually what he's trying to do that. Yeah yeah. He
Speaker 1: went imposed in the changing rooms with the thing like
Speaker 1: with the trophy leaning up against the wall. One league ups.
Speaker 1: Just relax, Yeah, yeah, can't be like last year when
Speaker 1: Denver won one of the guys Aaron Gordon. He was
Speaker 1: shirtless but still had his shorts and his boots in
Speaker 1: the whole get up on two days later. He's still
Speaker 1: partying in the streets of Colorado. I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just don't do that fun. I don't have to try,
Speaker 1: and that is an iconic moment. He wasn't trying to
Speaker 1: recreate anything. Yeah that's right, Yeah you can. You can.
Speaker 1: It's very easy to find your own one once you won. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, he's I think Jason Sadam's standing a
Speaker 1: victory into a last It was tor of Cringe. Another
Speaker 1: caller here yours Baz.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, could hear some positive South? Can it be chat
Speaker 3: and here? I haven't had that. Every time I've been
Speaker 3: here recently has been some you know, there's been some
Speaker 3: anty South?
Speaker 1: Can it be rhetic? Rhetoric?
Speaker 4: I directed at you? But I mean, do I see
Speaker 4: all the way down?
Speaker 1: Lie?
Speaker 3: I mean it's a long way to be repeatedly pulled
Speaker 3: over for drunk driving?
Speaker 1: Yeah, about three hours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so i'd not see what it's saying drunk and charge,
Speaker 3: not actually be pulled up, not actually get charged with it.
Speaker 1: I see the others understood that, but make it safely. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean the Sale and Egg has the stickiest dance
Speaker 1: floor on God's Green Earth. I think we did the
Speaker 1: first fifteen of sticky dance floors at one point on
Speaker 1: a commentary. I think once you walk into that place,
Speaker 1: you never get out again. It is a powerful establishment
Speaker 1: down there in Tomorrow. But I don't know. Three hours
Speaker 1: and the cards a lot of piss stops, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: how many dudes are coming with you? Yeah. Also, it's
Speaker 1: quite difficult to fly into Tomorrow, so at that point
Speaker 1: you're either flying to christ Church and driving all the
Speaker 1: way through, or you're flying to Dunedin and then driving
Speaker 1: to Timorrow and then back to Dunedin.
Speaker 3: I think, you know it just for simplicity, flying straight
Speaker 3: into Dunedin, the place where the game is. I mean
Speaker 3: there's plenty of bars in Dunedin. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 3: what was the sparking called.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if we've decided yet. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the bar and sorry the sale and anchor, the.
Speaker 4: Sale and anchor.
Speaker 3: I mean like great bar, sticky dance floor, as you say,
Speaker 3: But is it that great that we go that far
Speaker 3: out of our way to go there? I mean, I mean,
Speaker 3: is it Is it top ten in the world, you know,
Speaker 3: because to overcome the convenience of just flying straight to
Speaker 3: Dunedin and going to Dunedin bar.
Speaker 1: It's number one in South Canterbury. All say that it
Speaker 1: is number on in South Canora. Oh yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: a better shadow of a doubt. Even since they shut
Speaker 1: down the way Medi hotel.
Speaker 3: I's freaking exciting going down to Dunedain like the build
Speaker 3: up for an All Blacks going along to Forsyth Bar,
Speaker 3: the town gets fizzed up.
Speaker 4: It's a freaking great time.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm looking forward to that. All right, let's
Speaker 1: knock this thing on the head. Thank you very much
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