1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: The ZM podcast Network, Fleashwood and Hayley's Little Bit of 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 1: Pod Treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macas rewards. 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 2: Welcome to a Little Bit of Pod. 4 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 1: Now just a reminder that our Christmas Cocktail Special will 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: be recording in December, so you've got until the fourth 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: of December to get your Christmas Cocktail Special shout outs in. 7 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 2: We've got a questionnaire. 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: You can go to Zeni online dot com slash cocktail 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,159 Speaker 1: Special one word, or if you're in New Zealand, just 10 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: text cocktail special is one word to nine six ninety six. 11 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 3: Yesterday I made a light whoopsie that I can hasn't 12 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 3: been confirmed was caught. So yesterday I went to the 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,840 Speaker 3: gym after work, right and I put on my gym 14 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,599 Speaker 3: shorts thick squat proof so totally fine. And I underneath 15 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 3: the gym shorts, I had a G banger on because 16 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 3: I like to wear a G banger at the gym. 17 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 3: Ye same, so we've got g Banger Jim shorts. I 18 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 3: get home and it's time to get into some house 19 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 3: work stuff, including putting paint into little things. So I 20 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 3: had to deal with paint. So I was like I 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 3: don't want to get paint on my gym shorts, took 22 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 3: them off. Couldn't find any scruffy paint shorts. So what 23 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 3: I put on was a pair of like the chub 24 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 3: rub shorts that I like to buy, you know, like 25 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 3: made of like a light penny hoose material like to wear. 26 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,679 Speaker 3: I wear those under my skirts and my dresses so 27 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 3: that my thighs don't kiss and make out all day 28 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,119 Speaker 3: and get anyway. 29 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: So we're at it all day and then they get 30 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: all like cash all day and. 31 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 3: Then they're like, oh, oh, too much, Pasha, and I've 32 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 3: got to walk like a fucking. 33 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 2: Crab for it. It's a stubble, isn't it. 34 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 3: It's the one of the thighs stubble. The other one 35 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 3: gets and there's smooth I've got to keep. I've got 36 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 3: to put a barrier for Jesus between them anyway. So 37 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 3: I'm wearing my little shorts, which are not shorts, they 38 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 3: are definitely glorified unders, yes, and then I'm doing all 39 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 3: my paint things. But then I kind of forget because 40 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 3: they're black like my gym shorts, and they're short like 41 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 3: my gym shorts. Wasted my gym shorts you can go 42 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 3: in public, did you not? But I was home and 43 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 3: then Alfred Andrew, who comes around and helps Aaron on 44 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 3: the house, came over in the afternoon to do some work. Now, 45 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 3: I thought I was wearing my gym shorts and I 46 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 3: was bending over in the patio bit where the deck 47 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 3: looks down on they're working on the deck. I'm bending 48 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 3: over in the patio, at which point Aaron's like, like 49 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 3: corner to get my attention, and I look and he's like, 50 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 3: you're not wearing You're not wearing any pants. And I 51 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm not. 52 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 2: Bent over. 53 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 3: So when you bend over, I'll show you now, because 54 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 3: I'll show you not not not a full thing, but 55 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 3: like I'm wearing. 56 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: Oh yes, so when they go when they streetch become 57 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 1: a transparent thing. Yeah. 58 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 3: So when you see the back end and I'm wearing 59 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 3: a g bang and not a full coverage thing, oh 60 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 3: yeh right, you can really see many mentor hoy hoy, okay. 61 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 3: I don't know how to ask Aaron if he clocked mayonas, 62 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 3: but that's ok just himself. Yeah, right, he's caught an 63 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 3: eye for before. We've talked about this. The day that 64 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 3: you realize that the women a lot more than you can. 65 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,679 Speaker 3: You have this, you go how and then you're like, 66 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 3: oh my god, yeah, of course I don't know if 67 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 3: he clocked it, because just he clocked it. The booring 68 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,239 Speaker 3: this and lovely friend Andrew, who's just at the top 69 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 3: bloke really salted the earth guy. But he wouldn't never 70 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:27,679 Speaker 3: say it. 71 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 2: He'd never say like, hey, I can see your bumhole. 72 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 73 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 3: I don't know if he's caught an eyeful or not. 74 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 3: It's not a great lot. 75 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 2: How's the asshole getting around the g banger? 76 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's only a stream, you know, he 77 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 3: probably wouldn't see the. 78 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: Hole, sort of like a partial eclipse each year. 79 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 3: You wouldn't see each groove, right. 80 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 2: But there'd be a line down the middle. I like 81 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 2: if you hold a finger up to the full moon. 82 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, and it kind of glows around it. Right, Okay, 83 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 3: that's what you would have seen. 84 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 2: God, what a mess. 85 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 3: I honestly, what a miss. But it's just they are 86 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 3: the exact sort of shape, color and size as my 87 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 3: gym shorts. So I was just walking around assuming that 88 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 3: I still had those on. But I did. 89 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 2: It would be your worst nightmare. 90 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 1: Imagine walking like getting change at the gym and walking 91 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: into the gym floor and you haven't put your shorts on, 92 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: but you've still got your undays on. That's a nightmare start. 93 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 1: That's not mere staff a. So no gym shorts, but 94 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: you you just leaving change. 95 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got your like box of briefs on. Yeah, 96 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 3: your workout shirts, socks, and then you're sneaking, and then 97 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 3: you're working out and then you're like, man, I am 98 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 3: moving with ease. These squads are gliding pants on. Anyway, 99 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 3: I did not ask. I'm not going to ask her 100 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 3: because have you seen it? Then I don't. Don't you 101 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 3: to discuss it. 102 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 2: If he hasn't seen, you need to book a man 103 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 2: some therapy. 104 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 3: You might want to. It's not that bad. It's not 105 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 3: that bad down there, are you? 106 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: Are you just paying for the initial therapy or until 107 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: THEO because that could get expensive. 108 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 3: One one session. Not everyone clocks therapy in one go. 109 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 3: This is what I've heard people like you, unlike you 110 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 3: would just work through issues and trauma. He is Sometimes the. 111 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: Guy was like, sounds like you're surrounded by funkwards and 112 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 1: I see, to be honest, a lot of the time, 113 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 1: I also feel that this is now. 114 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 3: I wish we had ahead of recording, and I know 115 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 3: that that's illegal. I had a recording of your sision 116 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 3: to see what close patient information. 117 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 2: I will give you permission. He took release. 118 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,840 Speaker 3: Yeah that or he was like this, there's way too 119 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 3: much here, you know. 120 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably more like the problem. 121 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 3: I wanted to retire soon, and that's not gonna happen 122 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 3: if I take on. 123 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 2: This whole fall. 124 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 3: This guy's got a five year process 125 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 2: Of yeah, yeah, and I don't want it.