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Speaker 1: Let's Get busy. You've read the other one.

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Speaker 2: It's the thirtieth of July twenty twenty four. Welcome all

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Speaker 2: you bespokey dokies to the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We've got

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Speaker 2: a huge one planning for you this morning.

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Speaker 1: Did you forget that you were meant to do the

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Speaker 1: let's skip busy there? Or you sort of try something different?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm really leaning into the.

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Speaker 2: Busy and I'm not sure what people prefer.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I got a country official opinion. I hate to

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Speaker 1: break hearts, skip through it, let's skip through it now.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at the analytics here, and most people listen

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Speaker 1: to the lats skip busy and then switch off and

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Speaker 1: they go, oh, that podcast that I was listening to

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Speaker 1: something else. I mean, what's going to happen on a

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Speaker 1: day like today?

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Speaker 3: Then when you've given up their kind of energy, those

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Speaker 3: Let's get busy faithful they're just tuned in for the

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Speaker 3: let's get busy, going to got it?

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Speaker 1: The Let's get busy faithful. I love those people. They're

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Speaker 1: the best of us, true that easily the best of us.

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Speaker 1: The Let's get busy Facebook.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the people that only care about the Let's get

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Speaker 2: busy and they don't care about anything else. No, A

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Speaker 2: lot of them out there, A lot of them out there.

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Speaker 2: So Beer and Pied the supreme pile woods do.

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Speaker 1: Who's going? I can't go. You can't go. I can't go.

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Speaker 1: My wife's gone away for work.

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Speaker 4: And someone has to look after Biddy, the puppy and

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Speaker 4: the setter that we had fell through, So.

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Speaker 1: I can't go. When did you get a puppy? Put

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Speaker 1: it down?

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Speaker 4: A couple of a couple of months ago, a couple

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Speaker 4: of months ago, to beers, I'm the only person that

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Speaker 4: can train the puppy. Everyone else that nips at their ankles,

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Speaker 4: nips at their elbows, old around the corner. Here ruder

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Speaker 4: knows how to control the dog.

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Speaker 1: Are you boys doing your normal? Announce an award or

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Speaker 1: something like that. I think we've been dropped. Do you

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Speaker 1: know why why I got the inside word from? I'm

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Speaker 1: just what I mean. I'm going to tell you this,

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Speaker 1: but I tell you this in complete confidence. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: can't tell anybody that I've told you this. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, So we're going to have to delete this.

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Speaker 1: Descend the cone of silence. Okay, delete this. We're going

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Speaker 1: to delete this it's your job. It's because of the

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Speaker 1: situation that happened when you accidentally were facing the award

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Speaker 1: towards the people you you had the award around the own.

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Speaker 1: That was five years ago, and I know, but it's

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Speaker 1: they finally realized that that. I don't know, it's just

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Speaker 1: pre covid how long ago that it's taken a while

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Speaker 1: from back to the head office. Who's hosting the awards tonight?

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Speaker 1: Good question, Corbett? He does he die? Usually does it?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't he he dies? Done it once? Ego Corbett.

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Speaker 1: They go through remember when homes did it? Yea homes.

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Speaker 1: He just focused on the muff pie. Yeah, he kepie,

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Speaker 1: muff pie. That's quite muff. He kept saying the muff

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Speaker 1: because they used to be called pies. Were called muffs

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Speaker 1: for a while. Were they really? Yeah? Why were they muff? Muff?

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Speaker 1: It was a type of I think it was a

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Speaker 3: What on earth would have you ever called something like

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Speaker 1: What would you call the muffa muff? I've just googled

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Speaker 1: muff pie both Dictionary of sixual terms muff pie or

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Speaker 1: fur pie. Female. I think I think you've misunderstood. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was too I think you're giving

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Speaker 3: it an appropriate remark while I'm seeing muff. Yeah, known

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Speaker 1: So it's a peddle mash, thanks very much. It's an

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Speaker 1: affixed peddle guitar, a muff box, big muff muff.

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Speaker 4: By the way, he has been slang for China since

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Speaker 4: the sixteen nineties because it likens the.

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Speaker 4: No, this is just this is just apparently why it's

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you know that kind of makes sense?

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Speaker 3: That doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 1: Dogs that used to they used to have those little

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Speaker 1: I know the chihuahuas were bred to be guard dogs.

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Speaker 1: Took her back.

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Speaker 4: Oh why because she thought I was taking her back

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Speaker 1: Did she not like the pound? Apparently not? Okay? And

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Speaker 1: you like it people's heels ever since? Do you like

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Speaker 1: the pound? Yes? I like being taken to a pound.

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Speaker 1: Pound down. Well, is it a town? I'm not sure,

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Speaker 2: So if I if I tonight when you're in Beard,

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Speaker 2: I sneak in the window and yell, I'm taking you

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Speaker 1: Not you. I'd rather not you take me to the pound.

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Speaker 1: Not the way you drive. Do you know what this is?

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Speaker 3: This is a classic example of when you say things

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Speaker 3: like can we keep it clean? On the Daily Bespoke,

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Speaker 3: it actually goes to show that it's you because you're

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Speaker 3: set in silence the last three line. I've been coming

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Speaker 2: But you guys have led me astraight because I wanted

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Speaker 1: What did you want to talk about? Well, you go,

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Speaker 1: hot shot?

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Speaker 2: Who won the Supreme pile? What Suprema pie? What pie

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Speaker 2: was the Supreme Pie Award win last year?

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Speaker 1: What type of pie? I feel like it was a

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Speaker 1: gourmet a gourmet fruit.

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Speaker 2: No, it was roast duck, onion and mushrooms. Patrick's pies

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Speaker 2: roast duck, onion and mushrooms pie.

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Speaker 1: Do we ever taste it? I don't. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: like I ever tasted it. No, putting roast duck in

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Speaker 3: He DRIs He just is a whole bunch of gravy

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Speaker 3: you know, shit steak in there as well, and if

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Speaker 1: What he's saying. Who those pies the other day? Did

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Speaker 1: everyone have a taste of those pints?

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Speaker 4: You took those home before I got Did you not

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Speaker 2: They got absolutely runched out of the thing by We

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Speaker 1: We put them on the pie warmer. They're nearly all gone.

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Speaker 1: They got rinsed. Yeah, no, were they good though? Well

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Speaker 1: we still wounders. Yeah, the weekend winders come aroun them.

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Speaker 1: But then we week to get a pie. That's all

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Speaker 1: I thought. You fine your kids with them? Uh? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was well. I took three.

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Speaker 2: I want to find out who's bloody hosting these awards night,

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Speaker 2: because that's gonna be difference between whether I'm going or not,

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Speaker 3: It is a bit like that now, isn't it really?

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Speaker 3: Because I mean if it's I don't know where hang

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Speaker 3: they're not of knights.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I had a fucking bag one on Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: I'm still from from mom on was that was that?

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Speaker 1: Was it a four four forty five or was it

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Speaker 2: It was a post five Ober five oh five Ober,

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Speaker 2: because that was the moment when I see it. Hang

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Speaker 2: out at five?

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Speaker 1: You know how many strugglers were there with you at

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Speaker 1: that point, just about twenty twenty stragglers. There were still

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Speaker 1: and out of consciousness by the search? No, I was.

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Speaker 1: D floor. Were Yeah, how do you have so much energy?

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Speaker 3: By the time you get home, finish up, making love. Well,

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Speaker 3: seven am, the birds are up, the sun's out.

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Speaker 1: I actually slept until eleven am, which is a real

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Speaker 2: Got her on the blackout curtains and the complete silence,

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Speaker 2: and I got up and I thought, ship, my kids

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Speaker 2: in so long they were still asleep. Bloody teenagers. It's

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Speaker 2: nothing for a teenager to sleep until eleven am. If

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Speaker 2: nothing happened. They'll just stat slate.

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Speaker 1: Especially with phones because they hang out super super late

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Speaker 1: on your phone. Yeah yeah, yeah, I found out.

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Speaker 4: Funny and witty MC's for the awards tonight include Die Henward.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Jeremy Corbett returns this year. Oh yeah, Paul Ego.

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Speaker 4: So they're doing all.

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Speaker 3: Of them seven days.

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Speaker 1: There's all three of them doing it apparently. Is that

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Speaker 1: why we've been dumped from standing on stage? Fair enough?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Dominic Bowden.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Hold on, this is the a list

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Speaker 1: of and last but not least.

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Speaker 3: Let make sure to leave Lauren at home Pool Holmes.

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Speaker 4: No, not Pool Holmes. Can I have other guess this place?

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Speaker 4: What about one each?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: They're going to get something, going to get I know

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Speaker 2: there's something something, They'll have to something something, something something.

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Speaker 2: There's something about those three guys that will make me

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Speaker 2: suggest that the next person is going to be something else.

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Speaker 2: Ah Leehart the previous ones over the years, because Leehart

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Speaker 2: I just saw a picture of him, and these are

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Speaker 2: all people.

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Speaker 4: Funny and with the MCS for Awards night include.

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Speaker 2: From previous Awards nights because of all that they've all

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Speaker 2: done it before.

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Speaker 1: Leehart's currently in Germany.

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Speaker 4: Ah, so maybe just where it says Jeremy Corbett returns

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Speaker 4: this year, maybe it's just Jeremy.

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Speaker 1: Jeremy Corbett does a bloody good job, good job, good stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know what, there's something to be said Jeremy Corbett.

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Speaker 1: That's that's so it seems ripples through the audience.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know people like that, and they're good to

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Speaker 3: Room, okay, but what he doesn't know is that you

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Speaker 1: It's more of a pay day for me. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can see that. No.

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Speaker 2: Actually, me and Gilane do a great, great duo. Now

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Speaker 2: we've done we've done so many together. Now we've just

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Speaker 2: and forth. Is something for the mums? We should change

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Speaker 1: Is it the Mum Awards? It's them of the Year?

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Speaker 2: Okay, either question for you, hot shot. How would you

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Speaker 2: I think I'll just get too complicated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can complicated.

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Speaker 3: I think you just keep it to the milf and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so just purely on hotness, because you know that

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Speaker 1: It's Zoe Warrior Princess Yea Zori Warrior Princess, Zoe Zena

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Speaker 2: So she she first found fame by being she first chief,

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Speaker 3: I thought the MILF Awards was just something me and

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Speaker 1: Miss was it? Missus? Did she win Missus New Zealand? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Missus New Zealand. Oh yeah, when did she win Missus

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Speaker 1: leapt into prominence. Hey was it? We found that today

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Speaker 3: Is that a sporting moment?

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Speaker 4: You watch it like it's a sport mesh.

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Speaker 1: But that's much much viewed back in the day. Really.

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Speaker 4: Because you didn't find out the result on the internet early.

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Speaker 2: Missus New Zealand is a beauty contest for married woman.

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Speaker 2: Lucy Lawless, the winner of the nineteen eighty nine contest,

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Speaker 1: No, that wasn't missus New Zealand. Good for her, congrats?

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Speaker 2: It's just how good you are in answering questions and

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Speaker 1: Good for she. Yeah, I've just started listening to a

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Speaker 2: But that was because what was her husband's name, Louis

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Speaker 2: So it took seven years to consummate the marriage. But

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Speaker 2: One day they say, hey, you're going. You're going. You know,

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Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, you married an old man with

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Speaker 1: I knew about that, but penis going That's how babies

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Speaker 1: have made, penus in vagina. Got that sussed. What I

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Speaker 1: didn't realize that the until I was about thirteen and

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Speaker 1: I watched my first pawn was that the penis goes

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Speaker 1: in and out of the vagina. I assumed that you

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Speaker 1: were in it, and I always thought that your parents

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Speaker 1: at some age would tell you how long you needed

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Speaker 1: to put it in there to make a baby, because

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Speaker 1: I just assumed that would go in and you'd have

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Speaker 1: to wait for a certain amount of seconds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you share that in common with King Louis

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Speaker 2: the fourteenth didn't know. He didn't know that you had

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Speaker 2: to go back and forth.

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Speaker 1: When I saw the back and forth on the pod,

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Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's weird. When I was about five,

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Speaker 1: I humiliated myself in class by putting up a hand.

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Speaker 1: I had an invention. I was like, because I thought

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Speaker 1: babies came out the bum at that point, and so

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Speaker 1: I put my hand up and I said, why don't they?

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Speaker 2: I said, I said, missus O'Leary, why don't they put

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Speaker 2: a net in the toilet, so babies, when moms are

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Speaker 2: giving birth, the baby can just bounce in the toilet.

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Speaker 1: It's quite it's quite pioneering sort of thought.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when I first found out about bum babies, that

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Speaker 3: did throw me. To be fair, Yeah, yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 3: realize that there's a subset of people that that came

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Speaker 3: out the bum.

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Speaker 1: I mate, it was called he was a bum baby.

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Speaker 2: Really, I suppose, I mean I think it's it's it's

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Speaker 2: like seventeen seventeen, the births and bum babies that high.

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Speaker 1: Now he's going, yeah, google it. So you go up

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Speaker 1: the bum and you up the bum. No babies is

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Speaker 1: not true. No, people have an ovary up there bump Yeah, school,

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Speaker 1: Yeah they that's awful.

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Speaker 3: Our fucking kids are I mean, like the poor guy

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Speaker 3: was genuinely called bum baby baby. Yeah he was a

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Speaker 3: bum baby. Everyone was a bum baby. He was a

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Speaker 3: bum baby.

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Speaker 1: Oh but I guess my net and the toilet would work.

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Speaker 2: You want to catch a ship, But I guess yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean it would come out.

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Speaker 1: It was a good thinking. You're thinking outside the scrow.

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Speaker 1: I like it. He was five. I can see I

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Speaker 1: can see the you and that four year old.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why, looking back, why I felt like

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Speaker 2: I needed to share that with the class, But I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think I shared with the classes because they had

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Speaker 2: a black board that you pulled around. And I shared

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Speaker 2: with the class because my dad told me the facts

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Speaker 2: of life really young, because he was a doctor, and

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Speaker 2: he told me what the word the if word mean,

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Speaker 2: and I wrote, I wrote if.

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Speaker 1: I wrote it on big lead.

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Speaker 2: This is when I sucks wrote it big leaders on

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Speaker 2: the blackboard and pulled the blackboard round. So when the

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Speaker 2: teacher came in, she pulled it down and the if

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Speaker 2: word was there.

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Speaker 1: And then she was like, who did this? And everyone

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Speaker 1: went Mat Matthew bugger, Yeah, totally rumbled.

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Speaker 3: You got rumbled there.

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Speaker 1: And you going all right okay then so all right, okay, all.

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Speaker 4: Right, We're happy with That's foreskins.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm heavy stuff anyway, we'll collet that,

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Speaker 2: delet that all right, seem busy?

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Speaker 1: Let you go.

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