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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's fleechborn and Haley's it's a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 1: Listen Earlier in the week, I didn't wake up, did I? No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't wake up when I was late for the show.

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Speaker 1: If you're listening to the pod and thinking with a

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Speaker 1: in said, she's asleep with me.

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Speaker 4: I think I called thirty five times. This went straight

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Speaker 4: to voicemail.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I got a talking to and as a.

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Speaker 4: Result, Hailey got it. Everybody can leave except Haley. After

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Speaker 4: the meeting, and I was like, oh, you're in trouble, and.

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Speaker 1: You know what, fair enough, it's not great.

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Speaker 2: But I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, right, you know, I need a plan because

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Speaker 1: when I'm tired, the phone has let me down multiple times.

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Speaker 1: You know, this is not the first time this has

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Speaker 1: happened to me. And so I thought I need an

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Speaker 1: alarm clock. And then I was like, it's time. It

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Speaker 1: is time. So I went to the electronics store. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I purchased me my first ALIXA. Oh wow, okay,

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Speaker 1: I got the alarm clock one with the screen. It's

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Speaker 1: a bit fancy. I went sort of fancy with it,

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Speaker 1: and I got an Alixa can't fucking figure the thing

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Speaker 1: out all because I'm I'm Apple. So I kept saying, hey, Alixa.

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Speaker 1: Apparently don't need to say hey, no to say Alexa. Well,

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Speaker 1: but I know confused, I'm not going to say it

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Speaker 1: because she's listening right now.

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Speaker 2: And Apple do these they've got home pods?

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Speaker 1: They yeah, they do. But I didn't do that. I

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Speaker 1: just everyone's into Alixa. So I got an Alixa, and

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Speaker 1: then I was trying to set up a really cool

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Speaker 1: morning routine for her to wake me up. And oh no,

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Speaker 1: by the way, that I changed gender immediately because I

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Speaker 1: realized you could change the Irish male. No, I went,

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Speaker 1: I went, I went male Australian. But I doubled the speed.

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Speaker 1: You don't, Daddy goes like.

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Speaker 2: You've got to have Irish series A good one.

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Speaker 1: Irish Alixa, it's Indian, British Australia.

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Speaker 2: An accent over Australian.

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Speaker 1: We'll got a bit of a thing for the Aussie

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Speaker 1: accent at the moment. So yeah, and anyway, so he

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Speaker 1: talks really fast like this, but he's got a little

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Speaker 1: bit of Australian accent like that. So I set him

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Speaker 1: up and then I was like trying to get this

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Speaker 1: cool morning routine where I wanted it to do something crazy.

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Speaker 4: Like you can get it to turn light song right, yeah,

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Speaker 4: if you've got the smart, if you've got smart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then I wanted him to tell me the weather. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so do like a lot. It's thirty eight degrees in

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Speaker 1: Auckland this morning.

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Speaker 3: It's mine keeps pronouncing CMU where I live. Is come

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Speaker 3: you today and come you? Yeah thirteen degrees right, Oh,

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Speaker 3: don't say it like that, Yeah, come you.

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Speaker 2: It is really need some today lessons, yeah, it does.

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Speaker 1: But then and then I wanted it to start playing

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Speaker 1: music yep, and I set it up to play Queen

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Speaker 1: in the mornings and then the small day. No, I know,

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Speaker 1: because I'll start to hate my favorite band.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But then in this morning it woke me up with

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Speaker 1: the weirdest boys and then did none of the other stuff.

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Speaker 1: So I've obviously like screwed it up.

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Speaker 4: I think you've got to You've got to do a

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Speaker 4: test in the afternoon while you're there, to be like

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Speaker 4: wake me up at like two pm and just wait

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Speaker 4: for it to happen.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because you say a routine, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how it works, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I got it to tell the current time and then

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Speaker 1: play Queen radio, but it didn't do any of that really,

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Speaker 1: so so probably won't wake up tomorrow on a great start. No,

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Speaker 1: but I did love practicing whispering to it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's the best, Alex, what's the time? It's four

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Speaker 2: fifteen year little bitch.

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Speaker 4: Oh, because I didn't know that you whisper its back

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Speaker 4: in the middle of the night. You'd be like, hey,

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Speaker 4: what's the time, because you think it's nearly time for

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Speaker 4: work and it is two forty four and all your

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Speaker 4: neighbors that is like y.

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Speaker 3: And my one second to her because I'll say, Alexa,

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Speaker 3: play brown noise, yeah, and it'll go. But then it'll

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Speaker 3: go flashing these lights and I have to say, hey, Alexa,

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Speaker 3: no lights.

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Speaker 1: I did that last night, tried out there because I

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Speaker 1: was like, this is what vauneda. So I said, hey, Alex,

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Speaker 1: to play brown noise. But it was not the kind

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Speaker 1: of brown noise I like. My brown noise swells up

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Speaker 1: and down. This one was just like anyway, TBC. I

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Speaker 1: will figure it out, and mark my words, I shall

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Speaker 1: never sleep and again, shut up.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything