WEBVTT - "The Alker-Holics"

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<v Speaker 1>Live for the Export Bier Again Studio and brought he

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<v Speaker 1>is the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the eighth of November.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,

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<v Speaker 3>Late morning and good morning, James Macy, Good morning. What's

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<v Speaker 3>going on? Mate? So much? So much Wilde.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't think anything was on this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Now the kiwis are on, all blacks are on, and

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<v Speaker 5>black apps on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 6>And I got an email from you, not a meal

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<v Speaker 6>from you. I'd love to get a meal from you,

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<v Speaker 6>from you saying Saturday morning, and I went, ah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it's that's a biggie.

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<v Speaker 4>The commentary is back on.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we mean no one wants to get on at

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<v Speaker 5>four am last week, no one. No one got up

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<v Speaker 5>for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get up? Did you? Yeah? Because I prefer

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<v Speaker 3>a live test.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't handle the watching it delayed, thinking that I

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<v Speaker 6>don't nobody text me type thing because you know the

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<v Speaker 6>result is out there in the ether and it's not good,

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<v Speaker 6>and it bugs you, it bugs me. I need to see,

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<v Speaker 6>so quite often I'll just watch second half live. But

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<v Speaker 6>I woke up at you know, sort of quarter past

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<v Speaker 6>four and said, oh, yeah, might as well give it

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<v Speaker 6>a give it a.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right because you tell yourself you won't check social

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<v Speaker 1>media or whatever. It's because you don't want to know

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<v Speaker 1>the score if if you're watching it replayed, but halftime will.

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<v Speaker 3>Come around and you'll be like, fuck was chick with fun?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it is beauty Now. I got tripped up.

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<v Speaker 5>I tried to watch the replay, but I opened my

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<v Speaker 5>tab and a place to place money and they didn't

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<v Speaker 5>come off and I knew the results.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, that's the thing. There's multiple ways. It's either a

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<v Speaker 6>friend overseas is the worst way. Yeah, there's always at

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<v Speaker 6>in England or America going oh your boys a bloody

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, And so yeah, that's the whole thing is

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<v Speaker 6>that you it's it's harder than ever now to maintain

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<v Speaker 6>a media blackout.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This was one of my half back sports ideas a

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<v Speaker 1>few months ago. Was some way and this is for

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<v Speaker 1>the tear be to figure out, but some way to

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<v Speaker 1>gamble on replays. So if your app knows that you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen the game, and they know that you're watching

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<v Speaker 1>the replay as live, you should be allowed to gamble

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's right for people putting holes in that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yea.

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<v Speaker 6>Honestly, you know that in New Zealand cricket grounds there

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<v Speaker 6>were guys on phones. Gilane, you probably know the story

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<v Speaker 6>better than meat. Can you pick that up? What they

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<v Speaker 6>used to spot fixing that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but what they used to do they used to

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<v Speaker 5>utilize the like zero point five seconds that took from

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<v Speaker 5>being played to the betting closing. They've closed that loophole

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<v Speaker 5>by the fact you can't really bet ball by ball now,

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<v Speaker 5>only over by over and they leave an over gap

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<v Speaker 5>before you do it because people were phoning it in

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<v Speaker 5>from from grounds. But if he overseas ones as well,

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<v Speaker 5>yeah real quick. Yeah, they were like sex like they're

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<v Speaker 5>really on the button, ready to.

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<v Speaker 6>Go, and so they they phone and then the bit

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<v Speaker 6>will be placed and then so all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 6>it's like money. Yeah, and they worked it out because

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<v Speaker 6>you can tell at a even a first class game

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<v Speaker 6>there's a couple of old boys and there's a you know,

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<v Speaker 6>a couple of like you know, statistician guys, and then

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<v Speaker 6>there is some random guy on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, yeah, that's what they're up to.

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<v Speaker 5>But also when spark Sport came along to cover cricket.

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<v Speaker 5>That completely threw a lot of live betting out the

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<v Speaker 5>window as well because of the delay. So people were

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<v Speaker 5>watching it and it was a twenty second delay, so

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<v Speaker 5>they couldn't They thought they were gambling live, but in

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<v Speaker 5>reality it had happened thirty forty seconds earlier. So that's

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<v Speaker 5>where they kind of changed to that kind of per

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<v Speaker 5>overs and that distance they've gotten now because it used

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<v Speaker 5>to bet ball by ball, Yes, yeah, yeah, used to

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<v Speaker 5>be able to go this next ball is going to

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<v Speaker 5>go for four and you go, you punt.

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<v Speaker 1>If they don't exist anymore, can we slag them off

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<v Speaker 1>Spark Sport, Yeah, well fuck those.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, because that's fun. That was one of the most

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<v Speaker 3>fun ways to bet on cricket. Yeah, who's your internet provider?

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<v Speaker 3>And oh yeah true? Actually no, no, no, we'll get

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<v Speaker 3>carried on. No no, fuck no, no, Fox spuck.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because that obviously just didn't get They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pick up the sport, but they didn't understand the

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<v Speaker 1>whole ecosystem of sport and just how and degenerate we are.

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<v Speaker 3>But it is funny that yeah, now it's so quick.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day I was watching the Test match against

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<v Speaker 1>India and it was lunch break, so I know was

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<v Speaker 1>suffering through the replays that they put on the lunch

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<v Speaker 1>break and then I checked my tab app and they

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<v Speaker 1>were another work it down. I was like, and I

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<v Speaker 1>sat through the whole lunch break which was on delay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I could have skipped ahead of it. I missed

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<v Speaker 1>the first like three overs of the next session because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize that my Sky app had a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of Sky though, by the way, I love Sky.

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<v Speaker 3>Every Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's what tipped me off that I was

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<v Speaker 1>watching on delayed. I sat through all of the ads.

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<v Speaker 1>All My message was like, how long does this go

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<v Speaker 1>for us?

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<v Speaker 3>And that shouldn't be much longer. This is this is

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<v Speaker 3>a good game.

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<v Speaker 1>Want it picks up again? But yeah, I've been watching

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<v Speaker 1>a replay on delay. Do you want to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the crookt now?

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<v Speaker 3>Should we? Let's go to the AB? So I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's all we care about.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the Abs, It's the Irish game.

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<v Speaker 5>It's Zombie Zombie Fest, it's the game of the Zombie

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<v Speaker 5>Battle of the Zombie Friday Night in.

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<v Speaker 3>Dublin, which I've never experienced.

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<v Speaker 6>Gilane, you would have been there I mean they're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>preload all day, won't they.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man, that's going to be a loose temple bar

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<v Speaker 5>is going to be going off. Yeah, I mean they

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<v Speaker 5>know how, they know their way around a pint a

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<v Speaker 5>rash anyway, but let alone a Friday night.

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<v Speaker 4>But it'll stitch up for the All Black.

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<v Speaker 3>So with it's the six.

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<v Speaker 5>Day turnaround between two pretty tough tests and the Dublin

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<v Speaker 5>massive stitch up.

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<v Speaker 4>So everything's against them.

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<v Speaker 5>The odds are against them, literally, the timing, yeah, the

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<v Speaker 5>timings against them, but it's going to bed. I'm really

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<v Speaker 5>looking forward to the Battle of the Zombie if they

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<v Speaker 5>win this officially, is this the song Zombie?

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<v Speaker 6>Rico Yuan's well, he's got to leave the hacker for starters,

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<v Speaker 6>right because you've got to go. I'm gonna and give

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<v Speaker 6>them a proper zombie at the end with the throats

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<v Speaker 6>right going, zombie right here and.

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<v Speaker 4>James Fisher Harris to lose the eyeballs the best year.

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<v Speaker 6>It was the greatest Pucana of all time and someone

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<v Speaker 6>got in the way.

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<v Speaker 3>It was some sort of camera shot.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like, stay on those eyes, Oh my god, James

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<v Speaker 6>Fisher Harris. So Rigo should if he does, does it,

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<v Speaker 6>He's going to take it to new levels. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>like have a maybe a sivid Johnny sixth and head,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, just take out, you know from a mat

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<v Speaker 6>and two swords type thing like, whip that out and

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<v Speaker 6>then punt it.

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<v Speaker 3>They pass it to d mach. You can drop it now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the crowd.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure the crowdble sings Onbie while the park is going.

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<v Speaker 3>They have to.

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<v Speaker 5>They have to, because that'd be great, because I really

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<v Speaker 5>enjoyed the English walking up. I enjoyed us, you know, approach, encroaching,

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<v Speaker 5>you know how I you've got some dumb rule around.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to stay on your ten metal on it.

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<v Speaker 6>They didn't find them though, because it was awesome theater.

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<v Speaker 6>I just don't find those guys. If this is the

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<v Speaker 6>way you've got to face a hacker anyway, you should

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<v Speaker 6>be able to feel the wide er. You should be

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<v Speaker 6>able to be close enough where you're getting something out

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<v Speaker 6>of it from the people receiving it, especially if you're

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<v Speaker 6>not doing your own hacker or Morris dance back to them.

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<v Speaker 6>You need to actually have your own moment, and you

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<v Speaker 6>don't get that from twenty meters away, just a casual

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<v Speaker 6>observer there.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what do you meet is a long way twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't feel the ground, you can't smell their breath.

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<v Speaker 1>What would the Irish do? And would they do? Like

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<v Speaker 1>a river dance?

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<v Speaker 3>Perhaps? In response?

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<v Speaker 6>I think they should do Michael flatly, But the issue

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<v Speaker 6>with that is that I can't see a tiger feel

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<v Speaker 6>on or Michael Actually Michael Porter is quite good on

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<v Speaker 6>his feet. The other prop tig's out, So maybe they

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<v Speaker 6>could do a river dance.

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<v Speaker 5>Difficult with spikes though, I think because the river dance

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<v Speaker 5>shoes are there's kind of flat, kind kind of the

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<v Speaker 5>tap dancing ones.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, they have to have to change into their boots

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<v Speaker 6>after the river dance, right, so.

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<v Speaker 3>They bring out there they come out in pumps. Yeah flat, yea,

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<v Speaker 3>the very flat.

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<v Speaker 5>Or they lay they lay out lay out some wooden

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<v Speaker 5>parquet flooring so you can hear that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, so you put the floor down, I mean

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<v Speaker 6>even just ply would be fine. Apply and then so

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<v Speaker 6>you put them on there the river dance would flatly

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<v Speaker 6>lead them other things when they're putting on their boots.

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<v Speaker 6>Will we be doing the hacker It's it's there's a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of admin there taping them on taping them.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe if they all just buffed a pint a guinness,

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<v Speaker 4>they'd be quite good. If they all split the g.

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<v Speaker 4>You know everyone's splitting at the moment, yes, so maybe

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<v Speaker 4>they all to do that and then come and point

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<v Speaker 4>down split the g.

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<v Speaker 5>It'd be quite intimidating if a whole team, a squad

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<v Speaker 5>of twenty three all net the guinness and then ran

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<v Speaker 5>on to play.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeez, the guys are fucking maniac.

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<v Speaker 1>God, how's the pressure Because there's twenty three years out

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<v Speaker 1>on the field. You don't want to be the one

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<v Speaker 1>guy that misses the g of the first sip. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that that'd kill you. They must have some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of war dance. They are warring people, aren't they. They're Irish, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Celtic warriors.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but they don't so then they need that little

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<v Speaker 6>drum with a little thumb thing and then yeah, and

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<v Speaker 6>then get some fiddlers out there.

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<v Speaker 3>And a whistle.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not overly fearsome.

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<v Speaker 3>That was it. It's definitely can be. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>When we were in Germany, we saw these dudes the

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<v Speaker 1>procession down to the beer fest and they had their

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<v Speaker 1>tin whistles. Some of the dudes had glock and spiels

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<v Speaker 1>and they were all dressed in their army gears. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, if I rocked up to a battle and

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<v Speaker 1>I see it, bloke pull up with a glock and

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<v Speaker 1>spiel and a tin whistle. Boys, we are so on here.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to fuck these dudes out. Shut up your

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<v Speaker 1>hand's shut up with a fucking glockenspiel. I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>light these duds up. There needs to be something fearsome

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<v Speaker 1>from them.

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<v Speaker 6>I was going to say d Mac at ten is

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<v Speaker 6>going to be interesting there because he's kind of become

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<v Speaker 6>a love and or hate him guy in the All

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<v Speaker 6>Blacks now this season. But obviously I love d Mac

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<v Speaker 6>and the thing is against Ireland. I don't think they

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<v Speaker 6>would have had a plan for Boden. They would have

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<v Speaker 6>have played Bowden multiple times over the years. But d

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<v Speaker 6>Mac is just the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the wild card.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, wild card, jack in the box, What the hell

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<v Speaker 6>is going to happen? Random ship? Yeah, it's like look

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<v Speaker 6>out Ireland because everything else is planned because they are

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<v Speaker 6>a big, big plans team, aren't.

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<v Speaker 4>They as big Bundy playing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, Bundy's playing.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a wrecking ball. Now he's get is he getting bigger?

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<v Speaker 5>And bigger every year.

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<v Speaker 6>It feels, yeah, he's he's a broad man. I remember

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<v Speaker 6>little Bundy, Mini Bundy when he was starting out at

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<v Speaker 6>the Chiefs, like him and Tim Nuna Williams that he

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<v Speaker 6>wasn't too much difference in size then, but yeah, by

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<v Speaker 6>just kept on growing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah Bundy, I saw he got a he got his

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<v Speaker 1>own Bundy burger at Meccas a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Are all around Ireland you can get a Bundy burger.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, that's awesome. He went down there and did the

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump work the tills for a bit. Three Key

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<v Speaker 1>is in there, James Low jameson Gibson. Parker's taking his

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<v Speaker 1>hairline to the woodshed and just chopped it all off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've seen that. He's the latest

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<v Speaker 1>press conference. He's in the backwards hat now and all

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<v Speaker 1>the highlights of him. He's just holding on to it.

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<v Speaker 1>So shout out to him. I dollar forty seven. I've

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<v Speaker 1>said it on three podcasts now, that's way too short

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<v Speaker 1>odds for Ireland.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you watched a lot of Irish games, Jamesider, Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't watched it. I was.

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<v Speaker 6>I was at the quarter final and the way they

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<v Speaker 6>play with Johnny sixth and just you know, it's so methodical. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>they do just sort of the forwards will decide whether

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<v Speaker 6>to keep it tight in a pod or they'll just

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<v Speaker 6>give it wide to the to the back line. But

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<v Speaker 6>the best forwards that doing there. One of the best

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<v Speaker 6>is that guy Dan Sheer, who's not playing the hooker,

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<v Speaker 6>so he's kind of the pivot. Like when Bundy scored

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<v Speaker 6>in Wellington that time when they won the series, Shean

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<v Speaker 6>was basically playing first five and then they give it

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<v Speaker 6>out to six and he plays the next position, which

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<v Speaker 6>is another pivot, and then Bundy runs this crazy straight

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<v Speaker 6>line and it's all go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sort of like a ball playing lock in league.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and it happens a lot in rugby now, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>like the guy who sort of has to either give

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<v Speaker 6>it short or the back door sort of ball, and.

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<v Speaker 4>They they do that kind of workaround, don't They spin

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<v Speaker 4>and pop it up?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's it. And so Shean's like their best pivot.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gone.

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<v Speaker 6>But then they've got old Black Doris Plums is there.

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<v Speaker 6>He's amazing, Kaylin Doris. Is he the captain or is

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<v Speaker 6>it Tiger Burn?

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<v Speaker 4>Not sure?

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<v Speaker 6>But anyway, those two guys are amazing at that as well.

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<v Speaker 6>So they set the whole thing up for that back line.

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<v Speaker 6>Bundy and is it ring Rose the center.

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<v Speaker 3>They're a leath Ah, they're good. Ring piece is great,

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<v Speaker 3>Bundy's Bundy is tremendous yea.

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<v Speaker 6>And ring pieces like he's he's like conried with a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit more gas.

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<v Speaker 4>So what are your opining in James? What do you

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<v Speaker 4>what do you get on there?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going for make glorious nation Kazakhstan. I'm going for

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<v Speaker 6>all blacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, I think so to two dollars sixty. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's money.

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<v Speaker 6>For jab and I think Damien McKenzie will totally redeem

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<v Speaker 6>himself and have a really good game. And also I

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<v Speaker 6>feel like there's players there who have yet to totally

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<v Speaker 6>stamp their mark on this in the season, Like Will Jordans.

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<v Speaker 6>We know he's a freak. It's like he might do

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<v Speaker 6>some freaky ship. He's due right for that. And Roy

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<v Speaker 6>Guard off the bench is yeah, dangerous, like there's there's

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<v Speaker 6>no weakness Satisi just every single time they will be

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<v Speaker 6>shipping in their pants about him. Mainly I reckon yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>the late footwork that Beaver talks about oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, late footwork, the late did the Beaver always talk

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<v Speaker 3>about late footwork? When what's late footwork? G Lang? Come

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<v Speaker 3>on mate, late footwork and silky hands? Thanks for don't

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<v Speaker 3>look me like that. What the fuck is late footwork?

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<v Speaker 6>This is why we will never sell our podcast to Amazon.

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<v Speaker 6>Like the Kelsey Brothers, you don't know about late well, why.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you need to start banging?

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift for start m Are We volunteer.

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<v Speaker 6>But I think the late football is when you're closer

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<v Speaker 6>to the defender, you can make it. Do you move

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<v Speaker 6>when they're almost committing to the tackle you get away

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<v Speaker 6>from them?

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<v Speaker 3>The late footwear graded it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's just a bit of sideways movement.

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<v Speaker 3>Just the tackler's coming in. It's like boom, you're gone.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, for the second week in a row, James

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<v Speaker 1>Pconi want to ask you the same question. Ethan de

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<v Speaker 1>group left out again. Have you heard anything? What has

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<v Speaker 1>he done?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I have people texting me going what's the group done?

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<v Speaker 6>Is if I know all the naughty things that all

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<v Speaker 6>blacks do, I think I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's going to be something really lame, like

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<v Speaker 5>being late to a meeting or a bus and they

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<v Speaker 5>have and basically the Mighty Williams he can't drop him.

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<v Speaker 5>After his game last week, I think that's about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon his lame as that.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like they were out in the park and

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<v Speaker 6>he caught it duck and strangled it in front of

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<v Speaker 6>a small family.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Where is that in the protocol?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that in the protocol? Page three?

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<v Speaker 6>And he was saying, look, it's autumn here, therefore, this

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<v Speaker 6>is duck season in the north, and so I'm only

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<v Speaker 6>just doing what you're allowed to do. This is a pest,

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<v Speaker 6>that's my theory. It's true, but I'll put money on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Or squirrels.

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<v Speaker 5>He might he might have confused the squirrel for a

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<v Speaker 5>possum and clubbed it to death.

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<v Speaker 3>And worn it as slippers. These are things that Ethan

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<v Speaker 3>the group would do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what we're hearing out of the All Blacks camp.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's take a quick break when we come

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<v Speaker 1>back Lane and I want to talk a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about Steve Alker mcgonney. We want to start a Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Elker support group. We'll explain it to you after this

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<v Speaker 1>at all right, just before we get into our brand

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<v Speaker 1>new Steven alka support group, well, fangroup, I guess it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a support group. The Yute quick update on the

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<v Speaker 1>Yute was selling it on auto Trader. All proceeds go

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<v Speaker 1>to November n Z. Five thousand dollars worth of goodies

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<v Speaker 1>in the tray as well, So go and bid on that.

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<v Speaker 1>You could tease ute to three two three six. It

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<v Speaker 1>is still hovering around seven eight hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 4>So really that's two thy eight hundred dollars for it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's five grand worth of stuff in the tray.

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<v Speaker 5>For a mint ninety eight Ford falcon ut. Yes, a

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<v Speaker 5>sick ninety eight Ford falcon Ut.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. So but you've got all month to get

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<v Speaker 3>through it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's why the bidding stagnated a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But heat up, heat up, Yeah, and get a few

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<v Speaker 1>of the bidders out of the pool early, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>get a couple of high bids in there, get the

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<v Speaker 1>money out of the room, and yeah, you could you

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<v Speaker 1>could be buying our ute.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you? Are you top of the bidding? Not only

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<v Speaker 3>more than he didn't he bowled out at five. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was getting a lot of heat from Jeff at

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<v Speaker 3>the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Back home, she's saying, look, I just don't think we

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<v Speaker 1>need to be spending all this money on a yute.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have a garage. It's going to rust.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, she's right, I mean everything Jeff says is right,

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<v Speaker 6>but you still ignore that and you just go give

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<v Speaker 6>her a free phone out of it, and she'll be,

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<v Speaker 6>oh my.

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<v Speaker 5>God, Yes, and iPhone sixteen and some grocery petrol vatches

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<v Speaker 5>I need?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you definitely need those petrol vatches?

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is in sidebar. But and no shot. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a druve by own message. But she let's

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<v Speaker 1>call it one of this.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a drug.

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<v Speaker 1>She listens to country music religiously, like NonStop five out

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four seven. Our house sounds, you know, like a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking I don't know, he'llbilly movie. But she loves listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this music about the smoke and drink and drive

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<v Speaker 1>old us.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I do it, she hates it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, yeah, that's obviously a fantasy world that that

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<v Speaker 5>she's in.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not ready for the reality.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, because you're the reality when you start doing

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<v Speaker 5>it's that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not how I imagined it.

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<v Speaker 5>I imagine that cowboy, you know, six foot three cowboy with

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<v Speaker 5>chaps and you know, square jaw smokes, smokes and drinks whiskey.

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<v Speaker 5>And then you tune up smashing export ultra smoking cheek

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<v Speaker 5>daries or smoking free vapes and turning up the work

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<v Speaker 5>which has got people's faces on it. And also I

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<v Speaker 5>can see where I can see why she's disappointed.

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<v Speaker 6>But also like a song, if you drive her down

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<v Speaker 6>to the lake with your vape and your Cody's whatever

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<v Speaker 6>and ethan the group's down there strangling a dark and

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<v Speaker 6>you are just it's like not then there's mosquitos and

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<v Speaker 6>stuff like, It's just.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the same.

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<v Speaker 6>They don't sing about mosquitos, do they.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't they at every lakes, big mosquito pulling the strings?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? All right? Steve Elker?

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<v Speaker 1>He, I mean, this has been happening for years now.

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<v Speaker 1>But he If he wins his tournament this weekend, he

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<v Speaker 1>will not only take home the Charles Schwab Cup as

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<v Speaker 1>overall season champion for a second time, and not only

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<v Speaker 1>hocket eight hundred and eighty eight thousand New Zealand dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's also a million US one point six eight

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<v Speaker 1>million dollar insied bonus for the season title. We at

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<v Speaker 1>the a SEC I reckon need to throw our full

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<v Speaker 1>weight behind Steve Alka. We want to form a Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Alka fan group named the Alcoholics.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to get the merch made printed that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my goodness, I'm an alcohol I'm an alcoholic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm a proud alcoholic. Yeah, I'm out and proud.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it needs to be Alcoholics anonymous.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I think because we want to be out. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we don't want to be anonymous.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah that's good. I actually went to school with Steve Alka.

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<v Speaker 6>I could say he's the furthest thing from an alcoholics

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<v Speaker 6>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>He is. He's a quiet so it's always a quiet.

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<v Speaker 4>Way what you have to quiet.

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<v Speaker 6>So before Hamilton Boys was good at rugby and rowing

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<v Speaker 6>and won everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Our proudest moment.

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<v Speaker 6>We had one guy who won the World barefoot water

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<v Speaker 6>Skiing Champs. But he got up on stage of assembly

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<v Speaker 6>and the mixten probable. No, he would have got und

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<v Speaker 6>attention for that, but he The next group was with

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<v Speaker 6>the golfers. With they won the World Secondary School's Golf

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<v Speaker 6>Champs in Sweden. Steve Alka won the individual and so

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<v Speaker 6>he was the man and when they walked up, it's like,

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, people weren't yelling out nude, but it was

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<v Speaker 6>kind of like thinking you were thinking, We're like, we're

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<v Speaker 6>proud of them. It's like, yeah, one of my good

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<v Speaker 6>mates is in there, and I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 6>didn't even realize you played golf, you won the world chaps.

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<v Speaker 3>We never talk about this. So they were walked up

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<v Speaker 3>on stage, good good lads. David Small was one of

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<v Speaker 3>them as well. So we had two really.

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<v Speaker 6>Good, you know guys for them for their age. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>exactly two guns. And Steven Alka never really kicked on

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<v Speaker 6>in the in his normal life, but then with the

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<v Speaker 6>back of the Alcoholics and the Senior Tour, we could

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<v Speaker 6>actually help him just make those millions.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I think you've touched on a good point

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, he played in the PGA and the whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>the European Tour and all those tours for the longest time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think he sort of flew under the radar

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that he's on the what do they call it,

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<v Speaker 3>the champions.

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<v Speaker 5>Saw them just the Senior Master's Tour that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now that he's on that and he is crushing

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<v Speaker 1>it like he's found a rich vein have formed these

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<v Speaker 1>last few years. I think the only thing he's missing

0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:20.359
<v Speaker 1>is because, like you say, he's a very quiet dude.

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<v Speaker 3>You're never going to get a headline out of him.

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<v Speaker 1>We could provide that for him, you know, if all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden the alcoholics are following him around, if

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<v Speaker 1>we go on tour, we follow him around without alcoholic.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, James Mildy nun would you appreciate it?

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<v Speaker 3>He wouldn't mind it at all.

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<v Speaker 6>But the thing is he's he's not not going to

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<v Speaker 6>get the full laugh out of him. So you need

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<v Speaker 6>to bring the the other members of the Hamlin Boys

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<v Speaker 6>golf team, because I think David Small would have had

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<v Speaker 6>more of a laugh. And also Jp Gal, who's my

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<v Speaker 6>mate I didn't even realize play golf. Bringing him back

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<v Speaker 6>that actually might freak Steven out.

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<v Speaker 5>Especially if you're massively steamed as well in the Hollocks merch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Should release a limited range of Alka seltzers, you know,

0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:09.480
<v Speaker 1>like a Celtzer rip off.

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<v Speaker 6>But that's that's a classic what do you call it?

0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:14.879
<v Speaker 6>New Zealand Boys School. You don't even realize somebody is

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<v Speaker 6>playing your class world class and something and this is

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<v Speaker 6>rugby or cricket?

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<v Speaker 3>What well are you doing all day?

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<v Speaker 5>So speaking of golf, our acc open, we've got one

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<v Speaker 5>in Auckland happening next year. It's back at Poop Hooky

0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:30.920
<v Speaker 5>the a SEC opens. There a pretty wild nine holes

0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:34.199
<v Speaker 5>three ball Ambrose time. They're a great time sponsored by

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<v Speaker 5>Export Ultra and Leader in Z and Valet Golf as well.

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<v Speaker 5>There's limited spots that sold out pretty quick last year.

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<v Speaker 5>To text golf to three two three six if you're

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<v Speaker 5>around the Auckland regions. It's going to be on the

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<v Speaker 5>thirty first of January, a Friday afternoon, so.

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<v Speaker 4>You would have just got back to work potentially and

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<v Speaker 4>just knock off for half a day.

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<v Speaker 6>No one will notice you're missing Gelane With this senior tour,

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<v Speaker 6>there's Stephen Alka. Will he play in Australia because we

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<v Speaker 6>could do an alcoholics too?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we have, surely they do.

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<v Speaker 3>Would they come out to Australia.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll get the feeling they would for something like that.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not as precious as the PGA, is it, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Where they wouldn't yeahnake it up because.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got to live. One in Adlaide that's the biggest

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<v Speaker 4>one in Australia at the moment, rightaide.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, let's let's look that up and see, because I

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<v Speaker 6>think we can do this tour.

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<v Speaker 1>And alcoholics and also anyone out there who's any any

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<v Speaker 1>good on you know, your photoshops or someone some draft

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<v Speaker 1>up the merch, send us through.

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<v Speaker 4>Surely get a plus something together.

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<v Speaker 1>Ai is up in alcoholics golf range and we'll bring

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<v Speaker 1>out the a SEC alcoholics golf range.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll squeeze into my old school uniform like Angus Young

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<v Speaker 6>get out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we're talking about rugby before And actually just out

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<v Speaker 1>in the office, Isaac piped up and was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you guys see sorely he's starting for the Wallabies

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend, starting at center.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, against England? Who is it? Who is it against?

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<v Speaker 5>Must he must have played England. He must have played

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<v Speaker 5>union as a kid.

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<v Speaker 6>Though he was a freak like on YouTube's I guess

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<v Speaker 6>with his union skills. And there was a battle between

0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:08.520
<v Speaker 6>Ozzie Rugby and the NRL to get him and incredibly

0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:12.439
<v Speaker 6>the NRL won that battle, which says to me the

0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:15.159
<v Speaker 6>salary cap is all freaking bullshit when it comes to

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<v Speaker 6>the big league clubs. They pretty much managed to find

0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:22.600
<v Speaker 6>a way because okay, I'd say, hey, no, that's he

0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:25.399
<v Speaker 6>was just a jersey fleag or whatever, like a junior player.

0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:28.720
<v Speaker 6>But somehow they managed to win the silety battle against

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<v Speaker 6>you know, all those old bankers who run Ozzie rugby.

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, he's played union, probably more than Sunny Bill.

0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:38.760
<v Speaker 6>But I think sunny Bill when he did his switch

0:23:38.840 --> 0:23:40.560
<v Speaker 6>like it wouldn't have been I think he was a

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<v Speaker 6>mound Albert Grammar boy. He would have played rugby as well.

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<v Speaker 6>It felt like he had to. I think it was

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<v Speaker 6>a Brad Thorne had to do. The most adjustment was

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<v Speaker 6>a Ford.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he played a lot of club rugby.

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<v Speaker 5>I was down in christ Church at university actually when

0:23:55.600 --> 0:23:58.760
<v Speaker 5>he was playing club rugby, because the word on the

0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:00.200
<v Speaker 5>club rugby scene was who was gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>First to ruck him?

0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:02.919
<v Speaker 5>Because back in the days you could still you know,

0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:05.960
<v Speaker 5>give him still, give him a bit of slipper. And

0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:08.000
<v Speaker 5>he was like, I got to tag and blah blah blah.

0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:09.680
<v Speaker 4>That's high risk. It's a high risk.

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<v Speaker 5>And then running, Yeah, he is starting, he is starting.

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<v Speaker 1>He just lost it there, but yeah, he is starting.

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<v Speaker 1>But the other thing about it is like Okay, well

0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:21.800
<v Speaker 1>who else are they going to put in there?

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<v Speaker 3>You know? That's right?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, absolutely Australia have got I mean, was it Joe

0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:31.840
<v Speaker 6>Schmidts the coach, right, so he knows that they're probably

0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:33.679
<v Speaker 6>gonna they'd lose to England anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I think get a few reps. Yeah, get

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<v Speaker 3>a few reps gin in there, play play the big guns. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of rugby and speaking of the Wallabies, Rockies on

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<v Speaker 1>the run, Rocky Elso the story the other day.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's embezzlement, it's embezzlement.

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<v Speaker 1>So he has revealed I don't know who he's talking

0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:55.119
<v Speaker 1>talking to, but someone did an interview with him and

0:24:55.119 --> 0:24:57.080
<v Speaker 1>he's revealed that he's living out of a backpack, having

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<v Speaker 1>gone into hiding after an international arrest warrant was issued

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<v Speaker 1>last month by French police for the former Australian captain.

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<v Speaker 3>It was to do with when he was was he coach?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like in twenty eighteen club president, club president and

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<v Speaker 1>basically the club went under and so they're looking for him.

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<v Speaker 1>They reckon it was mostly as fault. He was sentenced

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<v Speaker 1>by a French court to five years in prison for Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he'd go forgery and embezzlement relating to his time at Nabon,

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<v Speaker 1>with Elsom ordered to pay one point two million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, and I don't know what reporter he saying

0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:30.480
<v Speaker 1>this there, but he said, as soon as I saw

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<v Speaker 1>the news reports, I packed straight away, left all my

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<v Speaker 1>things behind. I just had a backpack when I left,

0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:36.879
<v Speaker 1>with two shirts and a washbag. They came to the

0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:38.680
<v Speaker 1>school he was working out. They came to my home

0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:40.680
<v Speaker 1>and when they couldn't find me, they called me and said,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're an island, we're going to bring you in.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, that's good because I'm not an island. So

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<v Speaker 3>Rocky Elsoon has hit the road with a rag on

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<v Speaker 3>his thick over his shelters.

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<v Speaker 6>The one thing about it is that it does smeck

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<v Speaker 6>of like just some management issue about alec of money. Right,

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<v Speaker 6>So for that to go to court straight away, normally

0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:06.600
<v Speaker 6>that would be something that you'd have to drag on,

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<v Speaker 6>drag on, or you go through the serious fraud or

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<v Speaker 6>whatever what would happen in New Zealand. It would start

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<v Speaker 6>off as a court as a civil case. But you're

0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:17.280
<v Speaker 6>not getting a jail term for something like that. You're

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:20.000
<v Speaker 6>getting chased around trying to say what happened to this money?

0:26:20.040 --> 0:26:22.600
<v Speaker 6>You need to be we're auditing it and you would be,

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:28.440
<v Speaker 6>I guess held accountable in some way. But if he's saying, well,

0:26:28.520 --> 0:26:30.399
<v Speaker 6>I was a boss and I allocated those funds, that

0:26:30.440 --> 0:26:34.000
<v Speaker 6>coach is a real person, he was a consultant or whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, there's so many shady deals, as we say

0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:41.919
<v Speaker 6>in sport, that this doesn't seem as bad as it looks.

0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:44.040
<v Speaker 6>You know, the fact that it's already gone to court

0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:46.800
<v Speaker 6>is more says more about the French people throwing their

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<v Speaker 6>hands up and going, damn it, I thought I was

0:26:49.280 --> 0:26:52.560
<v Speaker 6>the shifty one. Someone's outthought me or whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>Also a pretty easy case to win for them. He

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't there. Yeah, so they sentenced them in centia and

0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:01.680
<v Speaker 5>centia and.

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 4>Said you five years jail guilty.

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:06.560
<v Speaker 5>It's like said, he hasn't got a defense lawyer going

0:27:06.600 --> 0:27:08.680
<v Speaker 5>oh no, no, no, he's all good.

0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:09.879
<v Speaker 3>And he was the boss of the club.

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<v Speaker 6>So really all these salaries that he's he's allocate they

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:16.720
<v Speaker 6>haven't because they're saying are they saying he's taken off

0:27:16.720 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 6>with the money or they're saying that he just allocated

0:27:18.600 --> 0:27:19.640
<v Speaker 6>it to people that didn't.

0:27:19.440 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 4>Do it, he said, in order to pay one point

0:27:21.359 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 4>two million New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's the thing that he was, you know

0:27:25.560 --> 0:27:27.119
<v Speaker 1>form the sounds that he doesn't have that money.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, so he was teaching at a school in Ireland.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where is he. He's on the run.

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:31.679
<v Speaker 4>I know, we I.

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<v Speaker 5>Suppose we just need a quick intinent search with which

0:27:34.480 --> 0:27:37.800
<v Speaker 5>countries do not honor French tradition.

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<v Speaker 1>As he somewhere outside Americopa, he's just out of he's

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 1>out with Mega Mind.

0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:48.800
<v Speaker 6>So if he's hiding with Meghan Mind, I mean I

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:51.160
<v Speaker 6>feel like Mega Mind's time is up soon. It needs

0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:53.639
<v Speaker 6>to go somewhere new I mean, Australia is a big country.

0:27:53.800 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 3>You could hide in.

0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:56.800
<v Speaker 6>There in the interior, go walk about, to go walk

0:27:56.840 --> 0:28:02.680
<v Speaker 6>about the the seven hundred thousand and euros forgery and embezzlement.

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:05.360
<v Speaker 6>I mean, this is the thing. If you're if you're

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 6>the boss of a club, you probably I mean even

0:28:09.240 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 6>someone like a Wallaby's forward would still have some kind

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 6>of like itemization of financial shops. Yeah, yeah, you'd think

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:20.399
<v Speaker 6>that he'd sort of would realize that, Okay, if I'm

0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:21.840
<v Speaker 6>going to run this club, I'm still going to have

0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:24.840
<v Speaker 6>to work out where the money goes. You can't just

0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:26.920
<v Speaker 6>take off like that. So I'm sure his side of

0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:28.840
<v Speaker 6>the story is no, I went to this, this, this,

0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:31.880
<v Speaker 6>and this. They just pissed off because things didn't work out.

0:28:31.920 --> 0:28:33.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well it can't go anywhere in Europe, Kenny.

0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:39.720
<v Speaker 5>No, Russia, maybe North Africa, maybe North Africa, Morocco probably

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 5>be quite good.

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<v Speaker 3>Middlesh just by.

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<v Speaker 6>I do remember Rocky Elson with the was He kept

0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:47.480
<v Speaker 6>into the Wallabies there for a bit and at a

0:28:47.480 --> 0:28:51.120
<v Speaker 6>press conference he was with George Gennia and I said

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 6>to him, have you ever thought about getting into pro wrestling?

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 3>And he goes, no, was that?

0:28:57.240 --> 0:29:00.400
<v Speaker 6>And I said, oh, because your name could be Rocky Boa,

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:06.560
<v Speaker 6>you know yeah, and Guinea appreciate it. And Rocky didn't

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 6>really get it. So I'm I'm a bit worried that,

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 6>you know, he was.

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:10.040
<v Speaker 3>Maybe he is a bit doney.

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:15.200
<v Speaker 4>Could be any wore the gloves?

0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:16.320
<v Speaker 3>Any were the gloves?

0:29:16.680 --> 0:29:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Is anyone that wore gloves in the early two thousands

0:29:19.200 --> 0:29:19.800
<v Speaker 1>doing okay?

0:29:19.880 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 5>These Tane Randall's doing all right? Tane Randall, Yeah, not

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:27.000
<v Speaker 5>so much. Lauren Califar and callaher, No, he's that's kind

0:29:27.000 --> 0:29:28.360
<v Speaker 5>of the curse of the glove.

0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Stealing, more stealing, more powerful.

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 4>Tain war them as well as he's going right.

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah's going okay, Okay.

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 4>The hawk's base.

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 3>Somewhere is lawyer. Yeah, maybe a lawyer. Yeah, that adds up.

0:29:42.800 --> 0:29:45.440
<v Speaker 3>All right, let's take another break. And then something that's

0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 3>coming across our desk this morning. It's really.

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Made us laugh but also passed us off. And it

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:52.720
<v Speaker 1>involves Davey dum Dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be right back.

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:59.080
<v Speaker 1>So a real has hit all of our algorithms overnight.

0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 1>So the guy got that, you got served that. Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Goer said that you may have sent it as well. Mcconiy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but we've got the audio of it,

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<v Speaker 3>and it.

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<v Speaker 5>Is this is why AIS invented yes, and this is

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<v Speaker 5>why I'm welcoming it.

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<v Speaker 1>Initially, when I listened to it, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>for real, but it turns out it was a Do

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<v Speaker 1>you can hear it when you listen to it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is audio of Davy Dumdum on his first TV commentary appearance.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, folks, you thought you dodged a bullet when I retired,

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<v Speaker 7>But surprise, I'm in the com box and there's no escape,

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<v Speaker 7>keen to grind your ears off like I did with

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<v Speaker 7>the sandpaper, but this time with some shithouse commentary about well,

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<v Speaker 7>mainly myself. I'll give you a bigger headache than the

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<v Speaker 7>one head he had after his World Cup bender.

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<v Speaker 6>That's Ai Warner right. If you heard Ai Luxeon Chris Luckson,

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<v Speaker 6>it's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the one that scammed that woman out of

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<v Speaker 1>all the money done by Luxe and crypto scam?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I've heard it.

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<v Speaker 6>One of the guys at work has got it and

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<v Speaker 6>it's and he answers questions as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, mister mcconey, I didn't mean to offend you there.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's like, oh my god, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that rich person accent? The accent you just did there,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that he does have that and all the real

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<v Speaker 1>rich people have an accent. Once you have a certain

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<v Speaker 1>amount of money in New Zealand, you get an accent.

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<v Speaker 3>Little bit, Yeah, was it?

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<v Speaker 6>David Higgins pronounces every single syllable, doesn't he eye drive

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<v Speaker 6>an LD like, I mean every He's It's almost like

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<v Speaker 6>I think that is something a little bit different, but

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<v Speaker 6>it's not a rich person thing to me.

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<v Speaker 3>He's yeah, It's just.

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<v Speaker 1>A Gooberrie sort of thing, you know, I speaking of Goober's. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a man, David dum Dumb's on the on the TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Gu do they love to watch? Do they like him?

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<v Speaker 3>In Australia they like, don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>People Australians I talk to don't but maybe that's why

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<v Speaker 5>I'm friends with them.

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<v Speaker 1>How can they reconcile the sandpaper thing? The Australians they

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<v Speaker 1>tried to run the whole. I'll leave him alone, his

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<v Speaker 1>family suffering angle and we're like, yeah, they should.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's how this works.

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<v Speaker 1>You do something everyone doesn't like and then you suffer

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<v Speaker 1>for it, and that's how society generally works.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, David dum Dumb's gonna be on there.

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<v Speaker 1>And did you see that the English test series that's

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<v Speaker 1>coming up is going to have a new name. So

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<v Speaker 1>they're introducing a new trophy for this. Oh yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>is the Crow Thorpe Trophy. Oh yeah, after Thorpey who

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<v Speaker 1>passed He passed away last.

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<v Speaker 3>Year this last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and of course our own Crow Crowthorpe.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we like the name?

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<v Speaker 6>Love shoehorn names before the chapel Headley rolls off the tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>I like a border gaviscar sounds yeah, crow.

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<v Speaker 3>Thorpe doesn't quite have it. Yeah, Crowthorpe.

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<v Speaker 5>It just sounds like a hyphened Australian rugby league a

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<v Speaker 5>rugby union player, does Jeremy Crowthorpe.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeremy Crowthorpe, or a like a a seed manufacturer like

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<v Speaker 1>Crowthorpe's sprays and seeds.

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<v Speaker 6>Could be that is it was thorpey the one that

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<v Speaker 6>gave Caine Williamson a bat when he was just a kid.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm thinking one of those England crickets when they're here,

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<v Speaker 6>because Kane was this child prodigy. You scored a double

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<v Speaker 6>time and intermediate and stuff, and it might have been

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<v Speaker 6>Graham Thorpe.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually the frpedo Thorp Yeah, ye went oh, he's this kid.

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<v Speaker 4>In yeahs of the cricket.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, the Black Cats have got their B team over

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<v Speaker 5>in Sri Lanka for a t twenty or one days,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not too sure, but short format tour anyway, and

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<v Speaker 5>that kicks off on Sunday and our agenda hunch we're

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<v Speaker 5>going and back in on will Young player of the

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<v Speaker 5>Series in India. I think he's going to come in

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<v Speaker 5>with a bit of confidence. We've got him top scoring

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<v Speaker 5>at four dollars seventy, top scoring in that Wheensander in

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<v Speaker 5>that short form game. I'm not sure if it's a

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<v Speaker 5>T twentyear one day that could be a seventy favorite

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<v Speaker 5>because they're pretty good odds.

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<v Speaker 3>The Yeah, top scorer, So there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Again, I'm very misinformed on this series. I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>when it starts. I know, I know it's Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>What series is that?

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<v Speaker 4>The black Cap Sri Lanka black Caps are in Sri Lanka.

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<v Speaker 3>We're back.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're back in there. But they've seen I've seen

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<v Speaker 5>her pretty much. They've sent to the players home here

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<v Speaker 5>to rest before the England series.

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<v Speaker 3>No one knows what for minute's going to be decide.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't they get there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon, like, look at the conditions should be a

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<v Speaker 5>T twenty should be one day one.

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<v Speaker 1>If the balls the same size and the pitch is

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<v Speaker 1>the same length, will young it will go well. And

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<v Speaker 1>just finally that the fellow that set out to break

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<v Speaker 1>the world record for the largest GPS image of a

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<v Speaker 1>penis has done it. He's scrawled it across South Wales

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<v Speaker 1>on the exercise app Strava to raise money for November.

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<v Speaker 1>The outline of the male Genitalia, drawn by the on

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<v Speaker 1>foot journey of Terry Rosamond stretches from hay on why

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<v Speaker 1>tobaka Ferni.

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<v Speaker 3>They're a double securitous roots taking and Howell and Clenny.

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<v Speaker 5>The best thing about this, I've seen the video of

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<v Speaker 5>him finishing it and is just finished the world's biggest

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<v Speaker 5>cock on balls and he's welcomed by his young kids.

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<v Speaker 4>He just finished the balls.

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<v Speaker 6>What I love is he's not a perfect specimen either.

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<v Speaker 6>He's the commitment to it is fantastic and he's we're

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<v Speaker 6>looking at him in a Union Jack pair of Andy's

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<v Speaker 6>fantastic stuff. I did check out, yes, Greamthorpe to give

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<v Speaker 6>us back to a young King Williamson, which is pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>And crow Thorpe Thorpe lives.

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<v Speaker 6>Crowthorpe's I mean already it's it's quite good, yeah, Crowthorpe.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a there's an accountcy firm an Auckland called Cox Arcus.

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<v Speaker 6>You can look it up, honestly Cox Cox arcis c

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<v Speaker 6>O X and then a R c U S is

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<v Speaker 6>the second.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a Cox.

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<v Speaker 5>There's an accounting joke that's just got out of control

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<v Speaker 5>of a sudden. They got heaps of business. We can't

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<v Speaker 5>change the name. Google it Cox Arcus.

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<v Speaker 3>Well why didn't they got Axis and Cox.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>You know why it's obvious there was a there was

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<v Speaker 1>a I think a cafe and Barron to maraucle the

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<v Speaker 1>cock and pullet. Do you want to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>cock and pullet? Apparently pullets and that for a female?

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<v Speaker 1>Hen visit some you're gonna go to the cock and

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<v Speaker 1>pull Cox Arcus circus. Whoever's gonna make the the alcoholics merchant?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just draft us up a week Cox Arkus

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<v Speaker 1>Accounting FIM, you know, reach out if you're an to

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<v Speaker 1>sponsor as Cox Arcus and we're not sing on the

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<v Speaker 1>head for a Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be back on Monday. How are we the Herald

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<v Speaker 3>and the second story there? How we're gonna merge with

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<v Speaker 3>someone next? Cox Arcus is merging.

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<v Speaker 4>The emerging with Seal b k R and Coxackers.

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<v Speaker 3>Soldier in the business pages of the Herald. Cox Arcus

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<v Speaker 3>lips shut the page, shut the podcast down. We're done.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll be back on Monday.

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