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Speaker 3: Late morning and good morning, James Macy, Good morning. What's
Speaker 3: going on? Mate? So much? So much Wilde.
Speaker 4: I didn't think anything was on this weekend.
Speaker 5: Now the kiwis are on, all blacks are on, and
Speaker 5: black apps on Sunday.
Speaker 6: And I got an email from you, not a meal
Speaker 6: from you. I'd love to get a meal from you,
Speaker 6: from you saying Saturday morning, and I went, ah, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's that's a biggie.
Speaker 4: The commentary is back on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we mean no one wants to get on at
Speaker 5: four am last week, no one. No one got up
Speaker 5: for that.
Speaker 3: Did you get up? Did you? Yeah? Because I prefer
Speaker 3: a live test.
Speaker 6: I can't handle the watching it delayed, thinking that I
Speaker 6: don't nobody text me type thing because you know the
Speaker 6: result is out there in the ether and it's not good,
Speaker 6: and it bugs you, it bugs me. I need to see,
Speaker 6: so quite often I'll just watch second half live. But
Speaker 6: I woke up at you know, sort of quarter past
Speaker 6: four and said, oh, yeah, might as well give it
Speaker 6: a give it a.
Speaker 1: You're right because you tell yourself you won't check social
Speaker 1: media or whatever. It's because you don't want to know
Speaker 1: the score if if you're watching it replayed, but halftime will.
Speaker 3: Come around and you'll be like, fuck was chick with fun?
Speaker 3: Oh it is beauty Now. I got tripped up.
Speaker 5: I tried to watch the replay, but I opened my
Speaker 5: tab and a place to place money and they didn't
Speaker 5: come off and I knew the results.
Speaker 6: Well, that's the thing. There's multiple ways. It's either a
Speaker 6: friend overseas is the worst way. Yeah, there's always at
Speaker 6: in England or America going oh your boys a bloody
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, And so yeah, that's the whole thing is
Speaker 6: that you it's it's harder than ever now to maintain
Speaker 6: a media blackout.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This was one of my half back sports ideas a
Speaker 1: few months ago. Was some way and this is for
Speaker 1: the tear be to figure out, but some way to
Speaker 1: gamble on replays. So if your app knows that you
Speaker 1: haven't seen the game, and they know that you're watching
Speaker 1: the replay as live, you should be allowed to gamble
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 4: It's right for people putting holes in that.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 6: Honestly, you know that in New Zealand cricket grounds there
Speaker 6: were guys on phones. Gilane, you probably know the story
Speaker 6: better than meat. Can you pick that up? What they
Speaker 6: used to spot fixing that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what they used to do they used to
Speaker 5: utilize the like zero point five seconds that took from
Speaker 5: being played to the betting closing. They've closed that loophole
Speaker 5: by the fact you can't really bet ball by ball now,
Speaker 5: only over by over and they leave an over gap
Speaker 5: before you do it because people were phoning it in
Speaker 5: from from grounds. But if he overseas ones as well,
Speaker 5: yeah real quick. Yeah, they were like sex like they're
Speaker 5: really on the button, ready to.
Speaker 6: Go, and so they they phone and then the bit
Speaker 6: will be placed and then so all of a sudden
Speaker 6: it's like money. Yeah, and they worked it out because
Speaker 6: you can tell at a even a first class game
Speaker 6: there's a couple of old boys and there's a you know,
Speaker 6: a couple of like you know, statistician guys, and then
Speaker 6: there is some random guy on the phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, that's what they're up to.
Speaker 5: But also when spark Sport came along to cover cricket.
Speaker 5: That completely threw a lot of live betting out the
Speaker 5: window as well because of the delay. So people were
Speaker 5: watching it and it was a twenty second delay, so
Speaker 5: they couldn't They thought they were gambling live, but in
Speaker 5: reality it had happened thirty forty seconds earlier. So that's
Speaker 5: where they kind of changed to that kind of per
Speaker 5: overs and that distance they've gotten now because it used
Speaker 5: to bet ball by ball, Yes, yeah, yeah, used to
Speaker 5: be able to go this next ball is going to
Speaker 5: go for four and you go, you punt.
Speaker 1: If they don't exist anymore, can we slag them off
Speaker 1: Spark Sport, Yeah, well fuck those.
Speaker 3: Guys, because that's fun. That was one of the most
Speaker 3: fun ways to bet on cricket. Yeah, who's your internet provider?
Speaker 3: And oh yeah true? Actually no, no, no, we'll get
Speaker 3: carried on. No no, fuck no, no, Fox spuck.
Speaker 1: It's because that obviously just didn't get They were like,
Speaker 1: we'll pick up the sport, but they didn't understand the
Speaker 1: whole ecosystem of sport and just how and degenerate we are.
Speaker 3: But it is funny that yeah, now it's so quick.
Speaker 1: The other day I was watching the Test match against
Speaker 1: India and it was lunch break, so I know was
Speaker 1: suffering through the replays that they put on the lunch
Speaker 1: break and then I checked my tab app and they
Speaker 1: were another work it down. I was like, and I
Speaker 1: sat through the whole lunch break which was on delay,
Speaker 1: and I could have skipped ahead of it. I missed
Speaker 1: the first like three overs of the next session because
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that my Sky app had a big
Speaker 1: fan of Sky though, by the way, I love Sky.
Speaker 3: Every Tuesday.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's what tipped me off that I was
Speaker 1: watching on delayed. I sat through all of the ads.
Speaker 1: All My message was like, how long does this go
Speaker 1: for us?
Speaker 3: And that shouldn't be much longer. This is this is
Speaker 3: a good game.
Speaker 1: Want it picks up again? But yeah, I've been watching
Speaker 1: a replay on delay. Do you want to talk about
Speaker 1: the crookt now?
Speaker 3: Should we? Let's go to the AB? So I think
Speaker 3: it's all we care about.
Speaker 4: It's the Abs, It's the Irish game.
Speaker 5: It's Zombie Zombie Fest, it's the game of the Zombie
Speaker 5: Battle of the Zombie Friday Night in.
Speaker 3: Dublin, which I've never experienced.
Speaker 6: Gilane, you would have been there I mean they're gonna
Speaker 6: preload all day, won't they.
Speaker 5: Oh man, that's going to be a loose temple bar
Speaker 5: is going to be going off. Yeah, I mean they
Speaker 5: know how, they know their way around a pint a
Speaker 5: rash anyway, but let alone a Friday night.
Speaker 4: But it'll stitch up for the All Black.
Speaker 3: So with it's the six.
Speaker 5: Day turnaround between two pretty tough tests and the Dublin
Speaker 5: massive stitch up.
Speaker 4: So everything's against them.
Speaker 5: The odds are against them, literally, the timing, yeah, the
Speaker 5: timings against them, but it's going to bed. I'm really
Speaker 5: looking forward to the Battle of the Zombie if they
Speaker 5: win this officially, is this the song Zombie?
Speaker 6: Rico Yuan's well, he's got to leave the hacker for starters,
Speaker 6: right because you've got to go. I'm gonna and give
Speaker 6: them a proper zombie at the end with the throats
Speaker 6: right going, zombie right here and.
Speaker 4: James Fisher Harris to lose the eyeballs the best year.
Speaker 6: It was the greatest Pucana of all time and someone
Speaker 6: got in the way.
Speaker 3: It was some sort of camera shot.
Speaker 6: It's like, stay on those eyes, Oh my god, James
Speaker 6: Fisher Harris. So Rigo should if he does, does it,
Speaker 6: He's going to take it to new levels. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 6: like have a maybe a sivid Johnny sixth and head,
Speaker 6: you know, just take out, you know from a mat
Speaker 6: and two swords type thing like, whip that out and
Speaker 6: then punt it.
Speaker 3: They pass it to d mach. You can drop it now.
Speaker 3: I'm the crowd.
Speaker 5: I'm sure the crowdble sings Onbie while the park is going.
Speaker 3: They have to.
Speaker 5: They have to, because that'd be great, because I really
Speaker 5: enjoyed the English walking up. I enjoyed us, you know, approach, encroaching,
Speaker 5: you know how I you've got some dumb rule around.
Speaker 4: You've got to stay on your ten metal on it.
Speaker 6: They didn't find them though, because it was awesome theater.
Speaker 6: I just don't find those guys. If this is the
Speaker 6: way you've got to face a hacker anyway, you should
Speaker 6: be able to feel the wide er. You should be
Speaker 6: able to be close enough where you're getting something out
Speaker 6: of it from the people receiving it, especially if you're
Speaker 6: not doing your own hacker or Morris dance back to them.
Speaker 6: You need to actually have your own moment, and you
Speaker 6: don't get that from twenty meters away, just a casual
Speaker 6: observer there.
Speaker 3: Well, what do you meet is a long way twenty.
Speaker 1: You don't feel the ground, you can't smell their breath.
Speaker 1: What would the Irish do? And would they do? Like
Speaker 1: a river dance?
Speaker 3: Perhaps? In response?
Speaker 6: I think they should do Michael flatly, But the issue
Speaker 6: with that is that I can't see a tiger feel
Speaker 6: on or Michael Actually Michael Porter is quite good on
Speaker 6: his feet. The other prop tig's out, So maybe they
Speaker 6: could do a river dance.
Speaker 5: Difficult with spikes though, I think because the river dance
Speaker 5: shoes are there's kind of flat, kind kind of the
Speaker 5: tap dancing ones.
Speaker 6: Well, they have to have to change into their boots
Speaker 6: after the river dance, right, so.
Speaker 3: They bring out there they come out in pumps. Yeah flat, yea,
Speaker 3: the very flat.
Speaker 5: Or they lay they lay out lay out some wooden
Speaker 5: parquet flooring so you can hear that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so you put the floor down, I mean
Speaker 6: even just ply would be fine. Apply and then so
Speaker 6: you put them on there the river dance would flatly
Speaker 6: lead them other things when they're putting on their boots.
Speaker 6: Will we be doing the hacker It's it's there's a
Speaker 6: lot of admin there taping them on taping them.
Speaker 4: Maybe if they all just buffed a pint a guinness,
Speaker 4: they'd be quite good. If they all split the g.
Speaker 4: You know everyone's splitting at the moment, yes, so maybe
Speaker 4: they all to do that and then come and point
Speaker 4: down split the g.
Speaker 5: It'd be quite intimidating if a whole team, a squad
Speaker 5: of twenty three all net the guinness and then ran
Speaker 5: on to play.
Speaker 4: Jeez, the guys are fucking maniac.
Speaker 1: God, how's the pressure Because there's twenty three years out
Speaker 1: on the field. You don't want to be the one
Speaker 1: guy that misses the g of the first sip. I
Speaker 1: mean that that'd kill you. They must have some sort
Speaker 1: of war dance. They are warring people, aren't they. They're Irish, yeah,
Speaker 1: Celtic warriors.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they don't so then they need that little
Speaker 6: drum with a little thumb thing and then yeah, and
Speaker 6: then get some fiddlers out there.
Speaker 3: And a whistle.
Speaker 4: It's not overly fearsome.
Speaker 3: That was it. It's definitely can be. Well.
Speaker 1: When we were in Germany, we saw these dudes the
Speaker 1: procession down to the beer fest and they had their
Speaker 1: tin whistles. Some of the dudes had glock and spiels
Speaker 1: and they were all dressed in their army gears. I
Speaker 1: was like, if I rocked up to a battle and
Speaker 1: I see it, bloke pull up with a glock and
Speaker 1: spiel and a tin whistle. Boys, we are so on here.
Speaker 1: We're going to fuck these dudes out. Shut up your
Speaker 1: hand's shut up with a fucking glockenspiel. I'm about to
Speaker 1: light these duds up. There needs to be something fearsome
Speaker 1: from them.
Speaker 6: I was going to say d Mac at ten is
Speaker 6: going to be interesting there because he's kind of become
Speaker 6: a love and or hate him guy in the All
Speaker 6: Blacks now this season. But obviously I love d Mac
Speaker 6: and the thing is against Ireland. I don't think they
Speaker 6: would have had a plan for Boden. They would have
Speaker 6: have played Bowden multiple times over the years. But d
Speaker 6: Mac is just the thing.
Speaker 3: It's the wild card.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wild card, jack in the box, What the hell
Speaker 6: is going to happen? Random ship? Yeah, it's like look
Speaker 6: out Ireland because everything else is planned because they are
Speaker 6: a big, big plans team, aren't.
Speaker 4: They as big Bundy playing.
Speaker 3: Yep, Bundy's playing.
Speaker 5: He's a wrecking ball. Now he's get is he getting bigger?
Speaker 5: And bigger every year.
Speaker 6: It feels, yeah, he's he's a broad man. I remember
Speaker 6: little Bundy, Mini Bundy when he was starting out at
Speaker 6: the Chiefs, like him and Tim Nuna Williams that he
Speaker 6: wasn't too much difference in size then, but yeah, by
Speaker 6: just kept on growing.
Speaker 1: Yeah Bundy, I saw he got a he got his
Speaker 1: own Bundy burger at Meccas a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: Are all around Ireland you can get a Bundy burger.
Speaker 1: Really, that's awesome. He went down there and did the
Speaker 1: Donald Trump work the tills for a bit. Three Key
Speaker 1: is in there, James Low jameson Gibson. Parker's taking his
Speaker 1: hairline to the woodshed and just chopped it all off.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen that. He's the latest
Speaker 1: press conference. He's in the backwards hat now and all
Speaker 1: the highlights of him. He's just holding on to it.
Speaker 1: So shout out to him. I dollar forty seven. I've
Speaker 1: said it on three podcasts now, that's way too short
Speaker 1: odds for Ireland.
Speaker 3: Have you watched a lot of Irish games, Jamesider, Maybe
Speaker 3: I haven't watched it. I was.
Speaker 6: I was at the quarter final and the way they
Speaker 6: play with Johnny sixth and just you know, it's so methodical. Yeah,
Speaker 6: they do just sort of the forwards will decide whether
Speaker 6: to keep it tight in a pod or they'll just
Speaker 6: give it wide to the to the back line. But
Speaker 6: the best forwards that doing there. One of the best
Speaker 6: is that guy Dan Sheer, who's not playing the hooker,
Speaker 6: so he's kind of the pivot. Like when Bundy scored
Speaker 6: in Wellington that time when they won the series, Shean
Speaker 6: was basically playing first five and then they give it
Speaker 6: out to six and he plays the next position, which
Speaker 6: is another pivot, and then Bundy runs this crazy straight
Speaker 6: line and it's all go.
Speaker 3: It's sort of like a ball playing lock in league.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it happens a lot in rugby now, you know,
Speaker 6: like the guy who sort of has to either give
Speaker 6: it short or the back door sort of ball, and.
Speaker 4: They they do that kind of workaround, don't They spin
Speaker 4: and pop it up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. And so Shean's like their best pivot.
Speaker 3: He's gone.
Speaker 6: But then they've got old Black Doris Plums is there.
Speaker 6: He's amazing, Kaylin Doris. Is he the captain or is
Speaker 6: it Tiger Burn?
Speaker 4: Not sure?
Speaker 6: But anyway, those two guys are amazing at that as well.
Speaker 6: So they set the whole thing up for that back line.
Speaker 6: Bundy and is it ring Rose the center.
Speaker 3: They're a leath Ah, they're good. Ring piece is great,
Speaker 3: Bundy's Bundy is tremendous yea.
Speaker 6: And ring pieces like he's he's like conried with a
Speaker 6: little bit more gas.
Speaker 4: So what are your opining in James? What do you
Speaker 4: what do you get on there?
Speaker 6: I'm going for make glorious nation Kazakhstan. I'm going for
Speaker 6: all blacks.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I think so to two dollars sixty. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think that's money.
Speaker 6: For jab and I think Damien McKenzie will totally redeem
Speaker 6: himself and have a really good game. And also I
Speaker 6: feel like there's players there who have yet to totally
Speaker 6: stamp their mark on this in the season, Like Will Jordans.
Speaker 6: We know he's a freak. It's like he might do
Speaker 6: some freaky ship. He's due right for that. And Roy
Speaker 6: Guard off the bench is yeah, dangerous, like there's there's
Speaker 6: no weakness Satisi just every single time they will be
Speaker 6: shipping in their pants about him. Mainly I reckon yeah,
Speaker 6: the late footwork that Beaver talks about oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, late footwork, the late did the Beaver always talk
Speaker 3: about late footwork? When what's late footwork? G Lang? Come
Speaker 3: on mate, late footwork and silky hands? Thanks for don't
Speaker 3: look me like that. What the fuck is late footwork?
Speaker 6: This is why we will never sell our podcast to Amazon.
Speaker 6: Like the Kelsey Brothers, you don't know about late well, why.
Speaker 4: Do you need to start banging?
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift for start m Are We volunteer.
Speaker 6: But I think the late football is when you're closer
Speaker 6: to the defender, you can make it. Do you move
Speaker 6: when they're almost committing to the tackle you get away
Speaker 6: from them?
Speaker 3: The late footwear graded it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a bit of sideways movement.
Speaker 3: Just the tackler's coming in. It's like boom, you're gone.
Speaker 1: So yeah, for the second week in a row, James
Speaker 1: Pconi want to ask you the same question. Ethan de
Speaker 1: group left out again. Have you heard anything? What has
Speaker 1: he done?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I have people texting me going what's the group done?
Speaker 6: Is if I know all the naughty things that all
Speaker 6: blacks do, I think I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think it's going to be something really lame, like
Speaker 5: being late to a meeting or a bus and they
Speaker 5: have and basically the Mighty Williams he can't drop him.
Speaker 5: After his game last week, I think that's about it.
Speaker 4: I reckon his lame as that.
Speaker 6: I feel like they were out in the park and
Speaker 6: he caught it duck and strangled it in front of
Speaker 6: a small family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 4: Where is that in the protocol?
Speaker 3: Is that in the protocol? Page three?
Speaker 6: And he was saying, look, it's autumn here, therefore, this
Speaker 6: is duck season in the north, and so I'm only
Speaker 6: just doing what you're allowed to do. This is a pest,
Speaker 6: that's my theory. It's true, but I'll put money on that.
Speaker 3: Or squirrels.
Speaker 5: He might he might have confused the squirrel for a
Speaker 5: possum and clubbed it to death.
Speaker 3: And worn it as slippers. These are things that Ethan
Speaker 3: the group would do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we're hearing out of the All Blacks camp.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break when we come
Speaker 1: back Lane and I want to talk a little bit
Speaker 1: about Steve Alker mcgonney. We want to start a Steve
Speaker 1: Elker support group. We'll explain it to you after this
Speaker 1: at all right, just before we get into our brand
Speaker 1: new Steven alka support group, well, fangroup, I guess it's
Speaker 1: not a support group. The Yute quick update on the
Speaker 1: Yute was selling it on auto Trader. All proceeds go
Speaker 1: to November n Z. Five thousand dollars worth of goodies
Speaker 1: in the tray as well, So go and bid on that.
Speaker 1: You could tease ute to three two three six. It
Speaker 1: is still hovering around seven eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: So really that's two thy eight hundred dollars for it.
Speaker 3: There's five grand worth of stuff in the tray.
Speaker 5: For a mint ninety eight Ford falcon ut. Yes, a
Speaker 5: sick ninety eight Ford falcon Ut.
Speaker 3: That's right. So but you've got all month to get
Speaker 3: through it.
Speaker 1: I think that's why the bidding stagnated a little bit.
Speaker 1: But heat up, heat up, Yeah, and get a few
Speaker 1: of the bidders out of the pool early, you know,
Speaker 1: get a couple of high bids in there, get the
Speaker 1: money out of the room, and yeah, you could you
Speaker 1: could be buying our ute.
Speaker 3: Are you? Are you top of the bidding? Not only
Speaker 3: more than he didn't he bowled out at five. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was getting a lot of heat from Jeff at
Speaker 3: the moment.
Speaker 1: Back home, she's saying, look, I just don't think we
Speaker 1: need to be spending all this money on a yute.
Speaker 3: We don't have a garage. It's going to rust.
Speaker 6: Also, she's right, I mean everything Jeff says is right,
Speaker 6: but you still ignore that and you just go give
Speaker 6: her a free phone out of it, and she'll be,
Speaker 6: oh my.
Speaker 5: God, Yes, and iPhone sixteen and some grocery petrol vatches
Speaker 5: I need?
Speaker 4: Do you definitely need those petrol vatches?
Speaker 1: The thing is in sidebar. But and no shot. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a druve by own message. But she let's
Speaker 1: call it one of this.
Speaker 3: This is a drug.
Speaker 1: She listens to country music religiously, like NonStop five out
Speaker 1: twenty four seven. Our house sounds, you know, like a
Speaker 1: fucking I don't know, he'llbilly movie. But she loves listening
Speaker 1: to this music about the smoke and drink and drive
Speaker 1: old us.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But when I do it, she hates it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's obviously a fantasy world that that
Speaker 5: she's in.
Speaker 3: She's not ready for the reality.
Speaker 5: No, no, because you're the reality when you start doing
Speaker 5: it's that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 4: This is not how I imagined it.
Speaker 5: I imagine that cowboy, you know, six foot three cowboy with
Speaker 5: chaps and you know, square jaw smokes, smokes and drinks whiskey.
Speaker 5: And then you tune up smashing export ultra smoking cheek
Speaker 5: daries or smoking free vapes and turning up the work
Speaker 5: which has got people's faces on it. And also I
Speaker 5: can see where I can see why she's disappointed.
Speaker 6: But also like a song, if you drive her down
Speaker 6: to the lake with your vape and your Cody's whatever
Speaker 6: and ethan the group's down there strangling a dark and
Speaker 6: you are just it's like not then there's mosquitos and
Speaker 6: stuff like, It's just.
Speaker 3: It's not the same.
Speaker 6: They don't sing about mosquitos, do they.
Speaker 3: Why don't they at every lakes, big mosquito pulling the strings?
Speaker 3: What's going on? All right? Steve Elker?
Speaker 1: He, I mean, this has been happening for years now.
Speaker 1: But he If he wins his tournament this weekend, he
Speaker 1: will not only take home the Charles Schwab Cup as
Speaker 1: overall season champion for a second time, and not only
Speaker 1: hocket eight hundred and eighty eight thousand New Zealand dollars,
Speaker 1: but there's also a million US one point six eight
Speaker 1: million dollar insied bonus for the season title. We at
Speaker 1: the a SEC I reckon need to throw our full
Speaker 1: weight behind Steve Alka. We want to form a Steve
Speaker 1: Alka fan group named the Alcoholics.
Speaker 3: We want to get the merch made printed that.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I'm an alcohol I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a proud alcoholic. Yeah, I'm out and proud.
Speaker 3: I don't think it needs to be Alcoholics anonymous.
Speaker 5: No, I think because we want to be out. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: we don't want to be anonymous.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's good. I actually went to school with Steve Alka.
Speaker 6: I could say he's the furthest thing from an alcoholics
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 3: He is. He's a quiet so it's always a quiet.
Speaker 4: Way what you have to quiet.
Speaker 6: So before Hamilton Boys was good at rugby and rowing
Speaker 6: and won everything.
Speaker 3: Our proudest moment.
Speaker 6: We had one guy who won the World barefoot water
Speaker 6: Skiing Champs. But he got up on stage of assembly
Speaker 6: and the mixten probable. No, he would have got und
Speaker 6: attention for that, but he The next group was with
Speaker 6: the golfers. With they won the World Secondary School's Golf
Speaker 6: Champs in Sweden. Steve Alka won the individual and so
Speaker 6: he was the man and when they walked up, it's like,
Speaker 6: I mean, people weren't yelling out nude, but it was
Speaker 6: kind of like thinking you were thinking, We're like, we're
Speaker 6: proud of them. It's like, yeah, one of my good
Speaker 6: mates is in there, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 6: didn't even realize you played golf, you won the world chaps.
Speaker 3: We never talk about this. So they were walked up
Speaker 3: on stage, good good lads. David Small was one of
Speaker 3: them as well. So we had two really.
Speaker 6: Good, you know guys for them for their age. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: exactly two guns. And Steven Alka never really kicked on
Speaker 6: in the in his normal life, but then with the
Speaker 6: back of the Alcoholics and the Senior Tour, we could
Speaker 6: actually help him just make those millions.
Speaker 1: You know, I think you've touched on a good point
Speaker 1: because you know, he played in the PGA and the whatever,
Speaker 1: the European Tour and all those tours for the longest time,
Speaker 1: and I think he sort of flew under the radar
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Now that he's on the what do they call it,
Speaker 3: the champions.
Speaker 5: Saw them just the Senior Master's Tour that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now that he's on that and he is crushing
Speaker 1: it like he's found a rich vein have formed these
Speaker 1: last few years. I think the only thing he's missing
Speaker 1: is because, like you say, he's a very quiet dude.
Speaker 3: You're never going to get a headline out of him.
Speaker 1: We could provide that for him, you know, if all
Speaker 1: of a sudden the alcoholics are following him around, if
Speaker 1: we go on tour, we follow him around without alcoholic.
Speaker 4: I don't know, James Mildy nun would you appreciate it?
Speaker 3: He wouldn't mind it at all.
Speaker 6: But the thing is he's he's not not going to
Speaker 6: get the full laugh out of him. So you need
Speaker 6: to bring the the other members of the Hamlin Boys
Speaker 6: golf team, because I think David Small would have had
Speaker 6: more of a laugh. And also Jp Gal, who's my
Speaker 6: mate I didn't even realize play golf. Bringing him back
Speaker 6: that actually might freak Steven out.
Speaker 5: Especially if you're massively steamed as well in the Hollocks merch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Should release a limited range of Alka seltzers, you know,
Speaker 1: like a Celtzer rip off.
Speaker 6: But that's that's a classic what do you call it?
Speaker 6: New Zealand Boys School. You don't even realize somebody is
Speaker 6: playing your class world class and something and this is
Speaker 6: rugby or cricket?
Speaker 3: What well are you doing all day?
Speaker 5: So speaking of golf, our acc open, we've got one
Speaker 5: in Auckland happening next year. It's back at Poop Hooky
Speaker 5: the a SEC opens. There a pretty wild nine holes
Speaker 5: three ball Ambrose time. They're a great time sponsored by
Speaker 5: Export Ultra and Leader in Z and Valet Golf as well.
Speaker 5: There's limited spots that sold out pretty quick last year.
Speaker 5: To text golf to three two three six if you're
Speaker 5: around the Auckland regions. It's going to be on the
Speaker 5: thirty first of January, a Friday afternoon, so.
Speaker 4: You would have just got back to work potentially and
Speaker 4: just knock off for half a day.
Speaker 6: No one will notice you're missing Gelane With this senior tour,
Speaker 6: there's Stephen Alka. Will he play in Australia because we
Speaker 6: could do an alcoholics too?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have, surely they do.
Speaker 3: Would they come out to Australia.
Speaker 6: I'll get the feeling they would for something like that.
Speaker 6: It's not as precious as the PGA, is it, you know?
Speaker 3: Where they wouldn't yeahnake it up because.
Speaker 4: He's got to live. One in Adlaide that's the biggest
Speaker 4: one in Australia at the moment, rightaide.
Speaker 6: Well, let's let's look that up and see, because I
Speaker 6: think we can do this tour.
Speaker 1: And alcoholics and also anyone out there who's any any
Speaker 1: good on you know, your photoshops or someone some draft
Speaker 1: up the merch, send us through.
Speaker 4: Surely get a plus something together.
Speaker 1: Ai is up in alcoholics golf range and we'll bring
Speaker 1: out the a SEC alcoholics golf range.
Speaker 6: I'll squeeze into my old school uniform like Angus Young
Speaker 6: get out there.
Speaker 1: Oh we're talking about rugby before And actually just out
Speaker 1: in the office, Isaac piped up and was just like,
Speaker 1: do you guys see sorely he's starting for the Wallabies
Speaker 1: this weekend, starting at center.
Speaker 3: Yeah, against England? Who is it? Who is it against?
Speaker 5: Must he must have played England. He must have played
Speaker 5: union as a kid.
Speaker 6: Though he was a freak like on YouTube's I guess
Speaker 6: with his union skills. And there was a battle between
Speaker 6: Ozzie Rugby and the NRL to get him and incredibly
Speaker 6: the NRL won that battle, which says to me the
Speaker 6: salary cap is all freaking bullshit when it comes to
Speaker 6: the big league clubs. They pretty much managed to find
Speaker 6: a way because okay, I'd say, hey, no, that's he
Speaker 6: was just a jersey fleag or whatever, like a junior player.
Speaker 6: But somehow they managed to win the silety battle against
Speaker 6: you know, all those old bankers who run Ozzie rugby.
Speaker 6: So yeah, he's played union, probably more than Sunny Bill.
Speaker 6: But I think sunny Bill when he did his switch
Speaker 6: like it wouldn't have been I think he was a
Speaker 6: mound Albert Grammar boy. He would have played rugby as well.
Speaker 6: It felt like he had to. I think it was
Speaker 6: a Brad Thorne had to do. The most adjustment was
Speaker 6: a Ford.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he played a lot of club rugby.
Speaker 5: I was down in christ Church at university actually when
Speaker 5: he was playing club rugby, because the word on the
Speaker 5: club rugby scene was who was gonna.
Speaker 4: First to ruck him?
Speaker 5: Because back in the days you could still you know,
Speaker 5: give him still, give him a bit of slipper. And
Speaker 5: he was like, I got to tag and blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: That's high risk. It's a high risk.
Speaker 5: And then running, Yeah, he is starting, he is starting.
Speaker 1: He just lost it there, but yeah, he is starting.
Speaker 1: But the other thing about it is like Okay, well
Speaker 1: who else are they going to put in there?
Speaker 3: You know? That's right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely Australia have got I mean, was it Joe
Speaker 6: Schmidts the coach, right, so he knows that they're probably
Speaker 6: gonna they'd lose to England anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think get a few reps. Yeah, get
Speaker 3: a few reps gin in there, play play the big guns. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Speaking of rugby and speaking of the Wallabies, Rockies on
Speaker 1: the run, Rocky Elso the story the other day.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Well, it's embezzlement, it's embezzlement.
Speaker 1: So he has revealed I don't know who he's talking
Speaker 1: talking to, but someone did an interview with him and
Speaker 1: he's revealed that he's living out of a backpack, having
Speaker 1: gone into hiding after an international arrest warrant was issued
Speaker 1: last month by French police for the former Australian captain.
Speaker 3: It was to do with when he was was he coach?
Speaker 1: It's like in twenty eighteen club president, club president and
Speaker 1: basically the club went under and so they're looking for him.
Speaker 1: They reckon it was mostly as fault. He was sentenced
Speaker 1: by a French court to five years in prison for Yeah,
Speaker 1: he'd go forgery and embezzlement relating to his time at Nabon,
Speaker 1: with Elsom ordered to pay one point two million dollars.
Speaker 1: He said, and I don't know what reporter he saying
Speaker 1: this there, but he said, as soon as I saw
Speaker 1: the news reports, I packed straight away, left all my
Speaker 1: things behind. I just had a backpack when I left,
Speaker 1: with two shirts and a washbag. They came to the
Speaker 1: school he was working out. They came to my home
Speaker 1: and when they couldn't find me, they called me and said,
Speaker 1: if you're an island, we're going to bring you in.
Speaker 3: I said, that's good because I'm not an island. So
Speaker 3: Rocky Elsoon has hit the road with a rag on
Speaker 3: his thick over his shelters.
Speaker 6: The one thing about it is that it does smeck
Speaker 6: of like just some management issue about alec of money. Right,
Speaker 6: So for that to go to court straight away, normally
Speaker 6: that would be something that you'd have to drag on,
Speaker 6: drag on, or you go through the serious fraud or
Speaker 6: whatever what would happen in New Zealand. It would start
Speaker 6: off as a court as a civil case. But you're
Speaker 6: not getting a jail term for something like that. You're
Speaker 6: getting chased around trying to say what happened to this money?
Speaker 6: You need to be we're auditing it and you would be,
Speaker 6: I guess held accountable in some way. But if he's saying, well,
Speaker 6: I was a boss and I allocated those funds, that
Speaker 6: coach is a real person, he was a consultant or whatever.
Speaker 6: I mean, there's so many shady deals, as we say
Speaker 6: in sport, that this doesn't seem as bad as it looks.
Speaker 6: You know, the fact that it's already gone to court
Speaker 6: is more says more about the French people throwing their
Speaker 6: hands up and going, damn it, I thought I was
Speaker 6: the shifty one. Someone's outthought me or whatever.
Speaker 5: Also a pretty easy case to win for them. He
Speaker 5: wasn't there. Yeah, so they sentenced them in centia and
Speaker 5: centia and.
Speaker 4: Said you five years jail guilty.
Speaker 5: It's like said, he hasn't got a defense lawyer going
Speaker 5: oh no, no, no, he's all good.
Speaker 3: And he was the boss of the club.
Speaker 6: So really all these salaries that he's he's allocate they
Speaker 6: haven't because they're saying are they saying he's taken off
Speaker 6: with the money or they're saying that he just allocated
Speaker 6: it to people that didn't.
Speaker 4: Do it, he said, in order to pay one point
Speaker 4: two million New Zealand.
Speaker 1: I mean that's the thing that he was, you know
Speaker 1: form the sounds that he doesn't have that money.
Speaker 4: No, no, so he was teaching at a school in Ireland.
Speaker 3: I don't know where is he. He's on the run.
Speaker 4: I know, we I.
Speaker 5: Suppose we just need a quick intinent search with which
Speaker 5: countries do not honor French tradition.
Speaker 1: As he somewhere outside Americopa, he's just out of he's
Speaker 1: out with Mega Mind.
Speaker 6: So if he's hiding with Meghan Mind, I mean I
Speaker 6: feel like Mega Mind's time is up soon. It needs
Speaker 6: to go somewhere new I mean, Australia is a big country.
Speaker 3: You could hide in.
Speaker 6: There in the interior, go walk about, to go walk
Speaker 6: about the the seven hundred thousand and euros forgery and embezzlement.
Speaker 6: I mean, this is the thing. If you're if you're
Speaker 6: the boss of a club, you probably I mean even
Speaker 6: someone like a Wallaby's forward would still have some kind
Speaker 6: of like itemization of financial shops. Yeah, yeah, you'd think
Speaker 6: that he'd sort of would realize that, Okay, if I'm
Speaker 6: going to run this club, I'm still going to have
Speaker 6: to work out where the money goes. You can't just
Speaker 6: take off like that. So I'm sure his side of
Speaker 6: the story is no, I went to this, this, this,
Speaker 6: and this. They just pissed off because things didn't work out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it can't go anywhere in Europe, Kenny.
Speaker 5: No, Russia, maybe North Africa, maybe North Africa, Morocco probably
Speaker 5: be quite good.
Speaker 3: Middlesh just by.
Speaker 6: I do remember Rocky Elson with the was He kept
Speaker 6: into the Wallabies there for a bit and at a
Speaker 6: press conference he was with George Gennia and I said
Speaker 6: to him, have you ever thought about getting into pro wrestling?
Speaker 3: And he goes, no, was that?
Speaker 6: And I said, oh, because your name could be Rocky Boa,
Speaker 6: you know yeah, and Guinea appreciate it. And Rocky didn't
Speaker 6: really get it. So I'm I'm a bit worried that,
Speaker 6: you know, he was.
Speaker 3: Maybe he is a bit doney.
Speaker 4: Could be any wore the gloves?
Speaker 3: Any were the gloves?
Speaker 1: Is anyone that wore gloves in the early two thousands
Speaker 1: doing okay?
Speaker 5: These Tane Randall's doing all right? Tane Randall, Yeah, not
Speaker 5: so much. Lauren Califar and callaher, No, he's that's kind
Speaker 5: of the curse of the glove.
Speaker 3: Stealing, more stealing, more powerful.
Speaker 4: Tain war them as well as he's going right.
Speaker 3: Yeah's going okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: The hawk's base.
Speaker 3: Somewhere is lawyer. Yeah, maybe a lawyer. Yeah, that adds up.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take another break. And then something that's
Speaker 3: coming across our desk this morning. It's really.
Speaker 1: Made us laugh but also passed us off. And it
Speaker 1: involves Davey dum Dumb.
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: So a real has hit all of our algorithms overnight.
Speaker 1: So the guy got that, you got served that. Joe
Speaker 1: Goer said that you may have sent it as well. Mcconiy.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but we've got the audio of it,
Speaker 3: and it.
Speaker 5: Is this is why AIS invented yes, and this is
Speaker 5: why I'm welcoming it.
Speaker 1: Initially, when I listened to it, I thought it was
Speaker 1: for real, but it turns out it was a Do
Speaker 1: you can hear it when you listen to it. This
Speaker 1: is audio of Davy Dumdum on his first TV commentary appearance.
Speaker 7: Well, folks, you thought you dodged a bullet when I retired,
Speaker 7: But surprise, I'm in the com box and there's no escape,
Speaker 7: keen to grind your ears off like I did with
Speaker 7: the sandpaper, but this time with some shithouse commentary about well,
Speaker 7: mainly myself. I'll give you a bigger headache than the
Speaker 7: one head he had after his World Cup bender.
Speaker 6: That's Ai Warner right. If you heard Ai Luxeon Chris Luckson,
Speaker 6: it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Is that the one that scammed that woman out of
Speaker 1: all the money done by Luxe and crypto scam?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I've heard it.
Speaker 6: One of the guys at work has got it and
Speaker 6: it's and he answers questions as well.
Speaker 3: Sorry, mister mcconey, I didn't mean to offend you there.
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: Is that rich person accent? The accent you just did there,
Speaker 1: that's that he does have that and all the real
Speaker 1: rich people have an accent. Once you have a certain
Speaker 1: amount of money in New Zealand, you get an accent.
Speaker 3: Little bit, Yeah, was it?
Speaker 6: David Higgins pronounces every single syllable, doesn't he eye drive
Speaker 6: an LD like, I mean every He's It's almost like
Speaker 6: I think that is something a little bit different, but
Speaker 6: it's not a rich person thing to me.
Speaker 3: He's yeah, It's just.
Speaker 1: A Gooberrie sort of thing, you know, I speaking of Goober's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a man, David dum Dumb's on the on the TV.
Speaker 3: Gu do they love to watch? Do they like him?
Speaker 3: In Australia they like, don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: People Australians I talk to don't but maybe that's why
Speaker 5: I'm friends with them.
Speaker 1: How can they reconcile the sandpaper thing? The Australians they
Speaker 1: tried to run the whole. I'll leave him alone, his
Speaker 1: family suffering angle and we're like, yeah, they should.
Speaker 3: That's that's how this works.
Speaker 1: You do something everyone doesn't like and then you suffer
Speaker 1: for it, and that's how society generally works.
Speaker 3: So yeah, David dum Dumb's gonna be on there.
Speaker 1: And did you see that the English test series that's
Speaker 1: coming up is going to have a new name. So
Speaker 1: they're introducing a new trophy for this. Oh yeah, it
Speaker 1: is the Crow Thorpe Trophy. Oh yeah, after Thorpey who
Speaker 1: passed He passed away last.
Speaker 3: Year this last year.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and of course our own Crow Crowthorpe.
Speaker 3: Do we like the name?
Speaker 6: Love shoehorn names before the chapel Headley rolls off the tongue.
Speaker 1: I like a border gaviscar sounds yeah, crow.
Speaker 3: Thorpe doesn't quite have it. Yeah, Crowthorpe.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like a hyphened Australian rugby league a
Speaker 5: rugby union player, does Jeremy Crowthorpe.
Speaker 1: Jeremy Crowthorpe, or a like a a seed manufacturer like
Speaker 1: Crowthorpe's sprays and seeds.
Speaker 6: Could be that is it was thorpey the one that
Speaker 6: gave Caine Williamson a bat when he was just a kid.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking one of those England crickets when they're here,
Speaker 6: because Kane was this child prodigy. You scored a double
Speaker 6: time and intermediate and stuff, and it might have been
Speaker 6: Graham Thorpe.
Speaker 5: Actually the frpedo Thorp Yeah, ye went oh, he's this kid.
Speaker 4: In yeahs of the cricket.
Speaker 5: Also, the Black Cats have got their B team over
Speaker 5: in Sri Lanka for a t twenty or one days,
Speaker 5: I'm not too sure, but short format tour anyway, and
Speaker 5: that kicks off on Sunday and our agenda hunch we're
Speaker 5: going and back in on will Young player of the
Speaker 5: Series in India. I think he's going to come in
Speaker 5: with a bit of confidence. We've got him top scoring
Speaker 5: at four dollars seventy, top scoring in that Wheensander in
Speaker 5: that short form game. I'm not sure if it's a
Speaker 5: T twentyear one day that could be a seventy favorite
Speaker 5: because they're pretty good odds.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, top scorer, So there you go.
Speaker 4: So I'm not sure.
Speaker 5: Again, I'm very misinformed on this series. I don't know
Speaker 5: when it starts. I know, I know it's Sunday.
Speaker 3: What series is that?
Speaker 4: The black Cap Sri Lanka black Caps are in Sri Lanka.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're back in there. But they've seen I've seen
Speaker 5: her pretty much. They've sent to the players home here
Speaker 5: to rest before the England series.
Speaker 3: No one knows what for minute's going to be decide.
Speaker 3: Didn't they get there? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I reckon, like, look at the conditions should be a
Speaker 5: T twenty should be one day one.
Speaker 1: If the balls the same size and the pitch is
Speaker 1: the same length, will young it will go well. And
Speaker 1: just finally that the fellow that set out to break
Speaker 1: the world record for the largest GPS image of a
Speaker 1: penis has done it. He's scrawled it across South Wales
Speaker 1: on the exercise app Strava to raise money for November.
Speaker 1: The outline of the male Genitalia, drawn by the on
Speaker 1: foot journey of Terry Rosamond stretches from hay on why
Speaker 1: tobaka Ferni.
Speaker 3: They're a double securitous roots taking and Howell and Clenny.
Speaker 5: The best thing about this, I've seen the video of
Speaker 5: him finishing it and is just finished the world's biggest
Speaker 5: cock on balls and he's welcomed by his young kids.
Speaker 4: He just finished the balls.
Speaker 6: What I love is he's not a perfect specimen either.
Speaker 6: He's the commitment to it is fantastic and he's we're
Speaker 6: looking at him in a Union Jack pair of Andy's
Speaker 6: fantastic stuff. I did check out, yes, Greamthorpe to give
Speaker 6: us back to a young King Williamson, which is pretty cool.
Speaker 3: And crow Thorpe Thorpe lives.
Speaker 6: Crowthorpe's I mean already it's it's quite good, yeah, Crowthorpe.
Speaker 6: There's a there's an accountcy firm an Auckland called Cox Arcus.
Speaker 6: You can look it up, honestly Cox Cox arcis c
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Speaker 3: There's a Cox.
Speaker 5: There's an accounting joke that's just got out of control
Speaker 5: of a sudden. They got heaps of business. We can't
Speaker 5: change the name. Google it Cox Arcus.
Speaker 3: Well why didn't they got Axis and Cox.
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 1: You know why it's obvious there was a there was
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Speaker 1: Hen visit some you're gonna go to the cock and
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Speaker 1: Can you just draft us up a week Cox Arkus
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Speaker 3: We'll be back on Monday. How are we the Herald
Speaker 3: and the second story there? How we're gonna merge with
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Speaker 3: lips shut the page, shut the podcast down. We're done.
Speaker 3: We'll be back on Monday.
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