WEBVTT - "Where Have All TheHundreds Gone?"

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the B Y and C Podcast, brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by Max Rath Premium insulated concrete slabs, and sadly

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<v Speaker 1>we find ourselves reflecting on a somewhat baffling performance from

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<v Speaker 1>the black Caps. After the obvious highs of the tour

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<v Speaker 1>to India, there were hopes to form would continue through

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<v Speaker 1>to the English series. Instead, we found ourselves with a

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<v Speaker 1>bad case of the dropsies. There is no logical explanation

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<v Speaker 1>as to why this would manifest. We know this side

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<v Speaker 1>is infinitely capable in the field, as evidenced by our

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<v Speaker 1>stunning performance in the first innings of the first Test

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<v Speaker 1>against India. The reality is you can't give the likes

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<v Speaker 1>of Harry Brooks four chances and not expect to be punished.

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<v Speaker 1>What's clear is the black Caps need to be at

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<v Speaker 1>the top of their game if they have any chance

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<v Speaker 1>of complete out competing against the English and Dylan Cleaver,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you've heard the phrase the yips, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>usually that refers to golfs an individual who suddenly gets

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<v Speaker 1>the yips? Is there such a thing as the collective yips?

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<v Speaker 1>Where teams start dropping catches and like a virus, it

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<v Speaker 1>infects everyone and people start tensing up. Is there such

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<v Speaker 1>a thing, because it's weird how that happens, isn't it

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<v Speaker 1>How a few catches a mess and all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden it becomes a plague. Almost.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you wouldn't think so, would you, Because some of

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<v Speaker 2>the guys dropping those catches are our most reliable fielders exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Latham is an excellent fielder. But there is one

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<v Speaker 2>thing that really bugs me about this. And just allow

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<v Speaker 2>me a little rent for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>But we were anticipating it, Paul.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot I cannot stand this thought.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually thought Dylan might be quite happy with that performance,

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm actually intrigued to hear what he might have

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<v Speaker 3>to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot stand the narrative that has a merged from

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Head and Tom Latham that things could have been

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<v Speaker 2>so different if we just held those catches. Well, they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't hold those catches correct. Things could have been so

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<v Speaker 2>different if Tom Latham had turned US forty seven into

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred and forty seven, but he didn't do that either.

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<v Speaker 2>Things could have been so different if the plane carrying

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<v Speaker 2>England to New Zealand clipped the remarkables instead of landing

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<v Speaker 2>next to John Davies Oval, but it didn't like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not bad luck that you drop catches. It's bad cricket.

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<v Speaker 2>And everything seems to have been washed away from Hagley Oval.

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<v Speaker 2>But oh you know, if those catches had stuck, things

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<v Speaker 2>would have been so different. Yeah, they might have been,

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<v Speaker 2>but you didn't. I own it, own your mistakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Dylan. I wholeheartedly agree with you. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost interesting, wasn't it, Paul, That the lead that

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<v Speaker 1>they got over us, which in the end was crucial,

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<v Speaker 1>was almost directly connected to drop catchers. And and Dylan's right,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't say, oh, you know, we didn't hold our catchers.

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<v Speaker 1>If that hadn't happened, it would have been a close

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<v Speaker 1>test match. He's exactly right. You didn't hold those catches,

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<v Speaker 1>you drop them, and so that's the game. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't, you know, take your chances, you lose.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I think it is that point. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's sort of unlucky. You know, it's not like you

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<v Speaker 3>lost the toss or it rained when you were when

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<v Speaker 3>you were about to catch the ball. It wasn't it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't luck. It wasn't about luck. It was it was

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<v Speaker 3>a skill based balls up. So yeah, look it was

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<v Speaker 3>really really frustrating, and I said it on the a

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<v Speaker 3>SEC commentary over the weekend, but it just feels like

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<v Speaker 3>this is what this game is going to be remembered for.

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<v Speaker 4>Not Brooks runs or cast As wickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Or you know, the the emergence of the of the

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<v Speaker 3>prodigy Jacob Ethel or Nathan Smith's debut or whatever. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>all of these sort of things around that game. It's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be remembered for, Oh, that was that bloody

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<v Speaker 3>terrible game when you Dealan dropped eight catchers and I

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<v Speaker 3>guess the guy I felt sorry for were Smith three

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<v Speaker 3>times three catches dropped off his bowling, Willow Rourke three

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<v Speaker 3>catches dropped off his bowling, plus Matt Henry and Glenn

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<v Speaker 3>Phillips eight exactly eight chances. And we absolutely let England

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<v Speaker 3>off the hook from one hundred and you know we

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<v Speaker 3>did it when we were betting, which we can talk

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<v Speaker 3>about in a minute. I'm sure you know we were

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and ninety nine for three in that first

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<v Speaker 3>innings and we absolutely did it, you know with the

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<v Speaker 3>betting when sorry with the bowling and the fielding off

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<v Speaker 3>it when England was seventy one for four in their

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<v Speaker 3>first innings. Yeah, just a really, really frustrating game.

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<v Speaker 1>It's inexplicable in a way because as I mentioned, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you think about that first innings against India, Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>were utterly magnificent in the field, so we know we

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<v Speaker 1>can do it. And we know, as you mentioned, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>these are good players that are dropping the catchers. So

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell is it? But you know, when the

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<v Speaker 1>Test match started off, I thought England bowl poorly. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought they were too short, they weren't getting it up there,

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<v Speaker 1>and they weren't making the New Zealanders pay. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we took sort of full advantage and we got ourselves

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<v Speaker 1>in premium sort of situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Well wait, not full advantage, not full advantage, some advantage.

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<v Speaker 1>Some advantage, and then we blew it. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my feeling that England has the ward on us.

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<v Speaker 1>I think of that series in England where we were

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<v Speaker 1>competitive and every single Test match and lost every single

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<v Speaker 1>Test match. They came here, did us again apart from

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<v Speaker 1>that final Test where we kind of stole it, miracled it, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>miracled it. So we have to be at our absolute

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<v Speaker 1>best to compete with these guys and we simply weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's five out of six tests England have beatn

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<v Speaker 2>New Zealand and pretty much convincingly. Like, yes, you did

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<v Speaker 2>mention we were in those Tests in England, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was still five wickets, five wickets, seven wickets. Yes on

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<v Speaker 2>the scorecard. That's a bit of a thumbing to be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, Look, I like the fact you brought up

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<v Speaker 2>that first innings England when the task that's meant to

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<v Speaker 2>be a massive advantage at Hegley. They did in bowl

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<v Speaker 2>particularly well. I thought Chris Wolkes was worse than average,

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<v Speaker 2>he was very Tom Latham battered like a dream and

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<v Speaker 2>I guess my disappointment with that is that forty seven

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<v Speaker 2>could have, should have might have been one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>forty seven. He was batting that well and he went

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<v Speaker 2>out to that frustrating thing that he does where he

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<v Speaker 2>looks to work the ball wider mid on through midwicket,

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<v Speaker 2>when you know the maker's name back past the bowler,

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<v Speaker 2>you know who knows what he could have done. He

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<v Speaker 2>loves batting. It had be able. That's a critical factor

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<v Speaker 2>for me is that there hasn't got enough attention. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think granted, India was a bowler series, but that

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<v Speaker 2>is now eight tests New Zealand have gone and they've

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<v Speaker 2>scored one century and that eight Test span that's fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>completed innings. I'm not counting the one where they chased

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<v Speaker 2>down one hundred, yeah, because you don't get a chance

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<v Speaker 2>to get a century obviously, but fifteen completed innings where

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<v Speaker 2>only ratcheans hundred at Bengalou is the only three figure score.

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Latham has gone thirty three Test innings without a

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<v Speaker 2>Test century. Yeah, that's an enormous amount of innings. You'd

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<v Speaker 2>never last in Australia with that sort of number. Conway's

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<v Speaker 2>gone twenty eight. That's your two openers, the bedrock of

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<v Speaker 2>your team. You add those numbers up as extraordinary. Really.

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<v Speaker 2>Williamson ten innings, which is not many, but it's still

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<v Speaker 2>blow path for him. Revenge is the only one who

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<v Speaker 2>can be excused. He got that one in Benglaru. He's

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<v Speaker 2>gone six innings. Mitchell's gone twenty two completed innings without

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<v Speaker 2>a ton. Tom Blundell, we'll get to him soon, twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six innings. Ben Phillips hasn't scored a Test century yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's limited opportunities. And if we think Will

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<v Speaker 2>Young's the savior. As much as I love Will Young,

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<v Speaker 2>he's had thirty two innings himself without a test century.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a real lack of theft in that top seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you mentioned that last week where they said, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, am I repeating myself?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, But you made the point. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>in reference to an artist call, which was this is

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<v Speaker 1>because of the batting depth in New Zealand cricket, and

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<v Speaker 1>you went, well, no, hang on, And I've been thinking

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<v Speaker 1>and pondering this to Paul Forward and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>draw your attention to it. And that is Conway. You know, he,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess had a few knocks in India. He was

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<v Speaker 1>under a lot of pressure. I'm not convict, and he

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<v Speaker 1>looked all at sea, let's be honest, in India. But

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<v Speaker 1>he did get some runs. But I'm not convinced that

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<v Speaker 1>he's an Emmy kind of form and he still has

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<v Speaker 1>that inclination, that little inside edge, that back coming just

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<v Speaker 1>outside the off stump and leaving that gap between the

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<v Speaker 1>bat and the pad. I'm not convinced about Conway still,

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<v Speaker 1>and I still don't know that he's in great neck.

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<v Speaker 3>They pissed off and him there and he looks increasingly

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<v Speaker 3>frosh straighted.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I had a quick look.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's last twelve months, I think nine bats

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<v Speaker 3>averaging twenty one against the sort of overall average of

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<v Speaker 3>thirty eight thirty nine, rapidly declining overall average. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 3>is really really battling, and frankly he was. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't get out to a particularly good ball. He

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<v Speaker 3>got out to a good court and bold opportunity in

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<v Speaker 3>that first innings, but it was one of a number

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<v Speaker 3>of I don't know, just lack of daisical wickets, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>ratch and hitting a.

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<v Speaker 4>Full toss to midwicket.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell got a leading edge, blundle, lazy slap to point

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<v Speaker 3>Smith Henry Southy show or whatever they do what they do.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, it's that frustration of the guys that are

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<v Speaker 3>good getting in and they're not going on to score

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<v Speaker 3>the big scores. And then, yes, I agree, it does

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<v Speaker 3>feel like Conway's been worked out by good international bowlers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's interesting, you know what do we end

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<v Speaker 1>up with in the end in that first innings three

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight. You know, for it it should have been

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<v Speaker 1>been but I was like, okay, it's there or thereabouts.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Henry sal the O'Rourke and Psmith are going

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<v Speaker 1>to bowl well and better than this England did on

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<v Speaker 1>this wicket. We had them in trouble, but you simply

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<v Speaker 1>can't give a player of Harry Brook's class that many chances.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got to the point where I was even

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<v Speaker 2>I was asking the question, is he actually even betting? Well? Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't actually even think he was betting particularly well.

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<v Speaker 2>He was thumping the ball quite effectively, but thumping it

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<v Speaker 2>in the air to field is quite often as well.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, it was a weird It was a

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<v Speaker 2>weird test, and even feels weird talking about this now,

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, we've just come off the greatest series

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<v Speaker 2>in New Zealand history, American series, and it feels like

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<v Speaker 2>we've gone from boom to bust very quickly. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>wondering if we're overreacting to this, if if the drop

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<v Speaker 2>catches such a visceral feeling of frustration that it kind

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<v Speaker 2>of leaks or leeches into all your thinking about the

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<v Speaker 2>game because we bet it. Okay, you win the you

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<v Speaker 2>lose the toss, and you first straight back into it,

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay. And even the second innings, Paul's dead right.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the wickets were almost comical. How does show

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<v Speaker 2>upsher get four wickets in that first and on the

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<v Speaker 2>first is at Oval?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>And another point, did we make a mistake not playing

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<v Speaker 2>a spinner?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Well I was wondering that too.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking very samey same, weren't we?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I you know, in terms of we look at

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<v Speaker 1>that performance against India took everyone by surprised. It was stunning.

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<v Speaker 1>I've kind of felt like we're back in the place

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<v Speaker 1>we were before that Test series where we were all going, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bit gloomy, it's a bit sort of, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>not great. I want to get your thoughts Paul Ford

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<v Speaker 1>on Smith. I like the cut of his jib. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's going to bring something to the game. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen him play before. He looks a very handy

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<v Speaker 1>bowler and he looks a very handy batsman to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I like the look of him, but of an

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<v Speaker 1>issue with no balls and so forth, But I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's got something to offer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I agree, I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>He looked he looked busy, looked full of a VENGEI

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<v Speaker 3>looked pumped up. He looked like Ian, both of them

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<v Speaker 3>as well, with his mullet and his mustache, and you

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<v Speaker 3>know credit for that as well. Yeah, I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>he did a lot wrong. As I say, created a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of opportunities. For get Joe Route out for a

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<v Speaker 3>duck in your first spell in test cricket, you're probably

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<v Speaker 3>doing something right. Bettered nicely in the second innings. Looks

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<v Speaker 3>very comfortable. I think Dylan's mentioned the fact that he's

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<v Speaker 3>a he's a bloody good athlete. You know, he's a

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<v Speaker 3>he's fit as a fiddle. Yeah, it looks looks like

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<v Speaker 3>they've picked the right guy. And the interesting thing maybe

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<v Speaker 3>we'll talk about it in a sec is is he

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<v Speaker 3>even going to be there at the base?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's the other thing. Brighton cass Yep, he

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<v Speaker 1>will the cast blaster he reminded me of it's bloody

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<v Speaker 1>gone out of my head now. Hammerson, Harmerson, he has

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<v Speaker 1>that same kind of He looked the most threatening of

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<v Speaker 1>their bowlers. I agree with you. I thought Whites was

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<v Speaker 1>woeful in that first innings, but I looked at this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got height, he hits the deer card, looks a

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<v Speaker 1>good bowler. And he proved problematic for us.

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<v Speaker 2>He kind of looks like he could be a roadie

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<v Speaker 2>your guitar check. Sure for a hard rock band too,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't He's got that kind of look about him. But yeah, awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>And the same with Gus Akinson, who wasn't particularly good

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<v Speaker 2>on that first innings either because he kept on having

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<v Speaker 2>no ball problems and his Him and Stokes were beside

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<v Speaker 2>themselves with their front foot slipping on that front front line. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but Atkinson and cast together I think, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>always you've always got to have a caveat there with

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<v Speaker 2>fast bowling attacks. A lot depends on injuries, but those

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<v Speaker 2>two did look quite menacing and awkward. Guess still we

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<v Speaker 2>had our chances.

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<v Speaker 3>Stunning statistic stunning statistic about Casts. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>you saw this that he's the first England baseballer to

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<v Speaker 3>take ten wickets away from England in sixteen years.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, unreal.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got nineteen wickets and three Tests, and nine of

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<v Speaker 3>those wickets were in Pakistan, hardly a mecca.

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<v Speaker 4>For bowling of his style. You would have.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought absolutely there was a lot of chat about the

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<v Speaker 1>young fellow Jacob Bethel. Yeah, I think absolutely, and I

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<v Speaker 1>also it was a situation in that second innings where

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<v Speaker 1>it was like I almost felt like they sort of said,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, young was a freebie. You've got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>lose here, just have a crack. And so he had

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<v Speaker 1>that freedom, you know what I mean. But he does

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<v Speaker 1>look at prospect.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they've gone to town on that second innings in England, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>if they've just uncovered lost Leonardo. I didn't think it

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<v Speaker 2>was that good. I think the first innings was probably

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more instructive where he actually battled pretty hard, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but then went out to a good nut. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean like it was a decent game for the number three's,

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't it. Our own one was pretty handy too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, well, you know, and let's talk about Caine. Williamson

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<v Speaker 1>just slided right back in ninety odd in that first

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<v Speaker 1>ninety three I think it was nine thousand test runs

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<v Speaker 1>clearly our best and Paul forward he showed it. Just

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<v Speaker 1>to just shame he didn't go on with it in

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<v Speaker 1>that first innings.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, scratched around a little bit at the start of

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<v Speaker 3>the innings, as caanees want to do, but then he

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<v Speaker 3>just started to look increasingly assured. It's like he's just

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<v Speaker 3>going through a net session and warming into his work.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, just say first, keeping it to nine thousand runs.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't really care about nine thousand because ten

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<v Speaker 3>thousands just seems so much cooler. So hopefully, hopefully he's

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<v Speaker 3>still around, you know, just to me, thousands a bit

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<v Speaker 3>like one hundred and fifty. It's not really worth celebrating.

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<v Speaker 3>But gee, he's what's he now, thirteen hundred runs ahead

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<v Speaker 3>of Ross Taylor.

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<v Speaker 4>Something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, almost starting to mow down, starting to mow down

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<v Speaker 3>some of the big dogs of world cricket.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the sort of thing I would have expected Cleaver

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<v Speaker 1>to say. Not you, Paul Ford. I thought you would

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<v Speaker 1>have been frothing at the mouth about the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>he got nine thousand tests runs. I would have thought

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<v Speaker 1>Cleaver was the one that went on. He had nine

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<v Speaker 1>thousand cares. All right, So there we are. Let's look

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<v Speaker 1>ahead to the second Test. Have been an audio for

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<v Speaker 1>many Oh yes, okay, let's go to it.

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<v Speaker 3>We're up for media today, which would suggest that you're playing.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you been given the nord No?

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<v Speaker 5>I was a look at the pitch. Looks pretty green

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<v Speaker 5>to me, But.

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<v Speaker 4>It seems the spins mate, you know, I love that shameworn.

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<v Speaker 5>No, obviously we'll wait and see. You know, obviously a

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<v Speaker 5>few days out looks pretty green at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>So but yeah, well, last time your ball with the

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<v Speaker 1>reborn Test matches, you've got thirteen wickets.

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<v Speaker 3>How much of a rosy glowe you carry into your

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<v Speaker 3>next test potentially on Friday.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, it could be a lot different conditions, I'd imagine.

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<v Speaker 5>I think if it was like would be pretty happy.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, obviously, I guess it was just great to

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<v Speaker 5>be part of that series. You know, all three games

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<v Speaker 5>were pretty different and everyone chipping at different times, which

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<v Speaker 5>you know is good, good for the squad and it's

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<v Speaker 5>good for I guess for us to go forward and yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>obviously look to turn around the last pretick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So the gossip is then that Santana may be

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<v Speaker 1>coming in for Smith.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it seems likely. I mean, if you're just going

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<v Speaker 2>purely on what they brought to the table at Hagley,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be more tempted to drop Suvie than yeah Smith,

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<v Speaker 2>But I just don't think they're going to.

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<v Speaker 1>I can I just touch on that, And I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was from some correspondence we got Paul Ford regarding

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<v Speaker 1>Salvie in his record where he was averaging twenty eight

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<v Speaker 1>for the first godd eighty odd Test matches and for

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<v Speaker 1>the last twenty odd he's averaged sort of forty three

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<v Speaker 1>or something horrendously, you know, So there's been a real

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<v Speaker 1>drop off with Salvey.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is absolutely right, VISTI all center.

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<v Speaker 3>I think terrible, terrible poker face from him, well poker

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<v Speaker 3>audio at least going out there and starting to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about the green pitch. Jason Pine brilliantly all over him

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<v Speaker 3>on that one. Santa has three for one hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>twenty three in three innings at the base and so

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<v Speaker 3>averaging forty one. Hardly frightening statistics. But you know, if

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<v Speaker 3>Bisher can get wickets then he definitely can. Yes, the

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<v Speaker 3>Saudi drop off. I had a quick look the last

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<v Speaker 3>twelve months. His bowling average has gone from a career

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<v Speaker 3>average of thirty ticked over to thirty. It has been

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<v Speaker 3>fifty four across ten matches, so you know, a massive,

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<v Speaker 3>massive drop off in form for him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's problematic.

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<v Speaker 3>And as I mentioned before, you know these are who

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<v Speaker 3>the chances were off, Henry Smith, Phillips and Willow Rourke.

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<v Speaker 3>So there were eight drop catches zero off Tim SOUVII,

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<v Speaker 3>so not really getting the wickets and not actually creating

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<v Speaker 3>the chances.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's a pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>Difficult like it does feel like it is a hope

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<v Speaker 3>based selection based on historical performance rather than who we

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<v Speaker 3>think is going to be most effective. I think England

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<v Speaker 3>will be relatively pleased that Smith it's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>stood down for this game.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, And you know he's announced his retirement and

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus what a legend of the game he's been, no question,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's been such a great servant for New Zealand cricket.

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<v Speaker 1>But we can't be pissing around with this sort of stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan Cleve. And my whole view is we pick the

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<v Speaker 1>best side in the side that we think is going

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<v Speaker 1>to win the next Test match. And you've just, to

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<v Speaker 1>my mind, you've got to give Smith another run over

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<v Speaker 1>sent Now, as much as I respect sent Over, Salvie, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>as much as I respect Salvie, you've got to make

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<v Speaker 1>hard calls like that. Surely.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would tend to agree. And I think one

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<v Speaker 2>of the underrated factors on Southey's decline as well is

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<v Speaker 2>he hasn't got to sit and follow up the other

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<v Speaker 2>end bowling left arm swinging it into the pads, which

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<v Speaker 2>means that his right arm swinging away from the outside

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<v Speaker 2>edge becomes even more effective. I think that that not

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<v Speaker 2>enough people have sort of credited that for the drop off.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's got to play a huge partner and

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<v Speaker 2>then Wagoner coming in bowling the short stuff, which unfortunately

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're kind of they're giving that role to

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<v Speaker 2>Smith and O'Rourke a bit now, and it's a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a shame. I wouldn't I noticed when England do

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<v Speaker 2>the short ball attack, it's principally Ben Stokes that leads

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<v Speaker 2>it with the old ball. I would not like to

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<v Speaker 2>see Smith and O'Rourke in particular hit down that route

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<v Speaker 2>that early. But you know, these are the cards that

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<v Speaker 2>I guess they're playing with now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know one of the you know, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>few players under pressure Latham as you know all the

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<v Speaker 1>batsmen really is, as stated a Latham Conway. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of questions being asked about Blundle and his lack

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<v Speaker 1>of form drop some catches too, you know, and Gary

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<v Speaker 1>Stead has been quite emphatic he's backed him all the

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<v Speaker 1>way and said he he will return to form. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know he is.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a problem with that already, do.

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<v Speaker 1>So do I?

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's so out of form now. Yes, that

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<v Speaker 2>they're working on the old stop clock is right twice

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<v Speaker 2>a day theory with Blundle. They figure if they keep

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<v Speaker 2>wheeling him out, eventually he's going to get some runs.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Henry Nichols did. He was a literable, right, they

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<v Speaker 2>could go see told you the whole loyalty thing. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got to trust us. Yeah, but we had eleven tests

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<v Speaker 2>of nonsense in between.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right. And you know, in terms of the

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<v Speaker 1>hard calls, Paul Forward, do we go Smith over Southe?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we go Young over Conway? For example? Tough calls?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, Well Blunder, I mean Blunda the last twelve

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<v Speaker 3>months averaging fourteen with the bat, nineteen below his career average,

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<v Speaker 3>So jeez, yeah, just scary, scary loss of form. What

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<v Speaker 3>i'd I'd definitely be dropping him below Phillips and the

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<v Speaker 3>betting order. Phillips is averaging sort of thirty nine, nearly

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<v Speaker 3>forty over the last twelve months, so I think he's

0:21:56.600 --> 0:22:02.399
<v Speaker 3>earned that little promotion. But yeah, look, I just can't

0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:09.320
<v Speaker 3>see Stead and Wells doing anything other than picks out

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<v Speaker 3>there and just saying, you know, we trust the old

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<v Speaker 3>dog to come in and do something fantastic for us.

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<v Speaker 3>I just actually can't see them doing it. But as

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's a call that i'd make. Yeah, look,

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<v Speaker 3>I know that Young is probably not a compelling case,

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<v Speaker 3>but it does feel like, you know, I think this

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<v Speaker 3>could be. I think Conway is that he is on

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<v Speaker 3>the precipice here in this Test match against the base

0:22:31.000 --> 0:22:35.840
<v Speaker 3>at the basin. So yeah, I think it's whether it's

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<v Speaker 3>one match too many or is it the great redemption?

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<v Speaker 4>Has Dylan mentioned?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Yeah, And I just want to mention something that

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<v Speaker 1>you put forward last week, Dylan, which was that Latham

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<v Speaker 1>takes the gloves, maybe drops down the order, maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>get Will Young up there opening, which again is so

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<v Speaker 1>unfair on Will Young, putting him, you know, in a

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<v Speaker 1>place that he's not best suited. But you know, horses

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<v Speaker 1>for courses type scenario. Can I just ask you both

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of, you know, with Blundle, where is the

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<v Speaker 1>strait swat.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they can't within the squad that they've got unless

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<v Speaker 2>they do it with Latham, as we mentioned, and that's

0:23:12.240 --> 0:23:15.439
<v Speaker 2>non elegant solution and it's not something you could ever

0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:19.600
<v Speaker 2>imagine Gary Stead doing. But I mean the thing with

0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:22.960
<v Speaker 2>keeping on picking Blundle is also there's another factor in

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<v Speaker 2>this and what message does that send to the guys

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<v Speaker 2>that are slogging it out on the first class circuit

0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:38.040
<v Speaker 2>next to scoring runs, you know, playing excellently, And you've

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<v Speaker 2>got Gary Steed standing up in front of the media

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<v Speaker 2>saying that Blundle's our guy, you know, and I think

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<v Speaker 2>that must be quite demoralizing. In fact, I know it's demoralizing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know it's been talked about quite a bit,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I mean they've just locked into this. We

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<v Speaker 2>keep on I keep on using this word anyway, dogmatic.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just so dogmatic about their selections and you know

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<v Speaker 2>blundaway come out in score hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I just want to read Sam Wells actually said

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<v Speaker 3>this week because they said, you know, why are you

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<v Speaker 3>persisting with.

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<v Speaker 4>Blundle at number six?

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<v Speaker 3>And it was like, he's got this history of big

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<v Speaker 3>partnerships with Daryl Mitchell at number five, that's literally the reason. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but if you look at the statistics on that, I

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<v Speaker 3>think they actually, I know they've had some big partnerships

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<v Speaker 3>against England in that series that we've lost three nil.

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<v Speaker 3>But their partnership average is sort of about forty or fifty.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like they average a million, you know. And

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<v Speaker 3>over the last year he's averaging less than all the

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<v Speaker 3>batsmen and five of the bowlers as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just want to get to some correspondence sent

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<v Speaker 1>to us by Andy Bairn, and I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 1>cut to the end of it if you don't mind Fellers,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's sort of relevant to what we've been talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>And he says, oh, well, to the basin Blunder's Blundell

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<v Speaker 1>needs a break, as does Devon sal He doesn't deserve

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<v Speaker 1>a spot, regardless of him choosing this to be his

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<v Speaker 1>last Test series. The way he threw away his wicket

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<v Speaker 1>when he and Mitchell were going along quite nicely and

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell had maybe twenty to get to his tongue was

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<v Speaker 1>typical of how he's been playing at the moment, recklessly and.

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<v Speaker 2>Not well, yeah, well he's got points here. Would I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be reluctant to put sow he's batting into the mix

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<v Speaker 2>as to whether he's worthy of a spot or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell was actually quite a lot further away than twenty

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<v Speaker 2>from his tongue when Sowdy was trying to break the

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<v Speaker 2>sixers record. The simple fact is that Sowdy can't defend

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<v Speaker 2>down He's got no defensive technique as soon as someone

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<v Speaker 2>bowls the ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is weird, Why couln't you not defend?

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<v Speaker 2>He's scared of the ball. He cannot play the bouncer.

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<v Speaker 2>The only hope he has got against the short ball

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<v Speaker 2>is to flick a few out of the ground and

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<v Speaker 2>get them to go full at him again.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it's funny you should say that, because when

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<v Speaker 1>we were doing the commentary he really passed off with

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<v Speaker 1>the short bowling, and he just stepped aside and went,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm having a tank. That's what I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to do is have a tank. That's all.

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<v Speaker 2>So it looks ugly, but scoring twelve heading two sixes

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<v Speaker 2>and getting caught on the boundary is actually more useful

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<v Speaker 2>than getting hit on the tits a few times and

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<v Speaker 2>then gloving one up to gully for six. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sure, how many sixes is he on now? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it ninety three or ninety four? Ninety five?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Two more to get to seyweg Oh, he's past

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<v Speaker 2>seweg isn't he He's got two more to get to

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<v Speaker 2>Chris Gail. Imagine me sound they having more chest six

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<v Speaker 2>is than Chris Gale. It's just ludicrous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so I tell you what I'm fizzing about this

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<v Speaker 1>Basin test match. It's always a great sort of spectacle

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<v Speaker 1>for our summerpool forward. What are you hoping for here?

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<v Speaker 1>Apart from a victory?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well yeah, just another I'd like a close game,

0:26:43.440 --> 0:26:47.000
<v Speaker 3>to be honest. I'm happy to take New Zealand. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want us to lose. I don't think it's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be a drawer. I think there might be a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of moisture around on Sunday, But despite the over

0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:57.359
<v Speaker 3>eight finals, these two teams are just going to blaze

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<v Speaker 3>through it and you four playing days, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 4>Look I would love to see our beat it's coming

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<v Speaker 4>to form.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love to see us drop fewer than three catches

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:09.359
<v Speaker 3>across the entire match, and I'd love to see km

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<v Speaker 3>Williamson rack up another milestone, pets an enormous partnership with

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<v Speaker 3>Devin Conway or Ratch and Revendra.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what are your hopes and dreams for the second

0:27:17.600 --> 0:27:18.919
<v Speaker 1>test Heed Dylan, what do you want to.

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:20.720
<v Speaker 2>See our comprehensive victory?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I'd like to see us.

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<v Speaker 2>Win the toss insert England when it's still green. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to see us run through as ball mentioned hold

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<v Speaker 2>the catchers. Cain Williamson turn one of those delightful starts

0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:39.040
<v Speaker 2>into another. Biggie Mitchell Sentner, Glenn Phillips pitch takes turn

0:27:39.280 --> 0:27:42.640
<v Speaker 2>go through England. The second dig or wrapped up while

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:45.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting on the bench at a trial at the

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Auckland District Court.

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<v Speaker 1>Great stuff, mate, And with that we have a hunch

0:27:50.000 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 1>for the game thanks to the tab and we are

0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:55.680
<v Speaker 1>going for the hairy rav to be in the runs

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<v Speaker 1>at home at the basin in the first innings, correct and.

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<v Speaker 4>Versus paying five dollars eighty.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, chuck one hundred bucks on that and we'll

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:06.360
<v Speaker 3>have five hundred and eighty dollars back. Thanks very much,

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 3>and you can rely on us because we got it

0:28:08.119 --> 0:28:11.439
<v Speaker 3>right last week. The silver lining of New Zealand getting

0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:15.280
<v Speaker 3>pumped by England at Hagley was that our bet did

0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:17.800
<v Speaker 3>come in Fellas Kam Williamson was the top score.

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<v Speaker 1>Great stuff. I'll tell you what we'll take a quick

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 1>break and we'll be back shortly. Yes, welcome back to

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<v Speaker 1>the BYC. So another test series which I've been love

0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 1>and I was pissed off there was such a big

0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:30.959
<v Speaker 1>break between the test matches, I'll be honest with you.

0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:34.120
<v Speaker 1>So we've got the Basin Test going on, great times

0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 1>also Australia Versus India and the Pink Test Adelaide starts

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:42.280
<v Speaker 1>five pm Friday, Dyllion Clean, you're looking forward to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful times on again?

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 1>How good?

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:48.520
<v Speaker 2>So you spend that last hour of the Basin Test

0:28:48.760 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 2>kind of with half an eye on a second screen. Yes,

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe you're crick and for live updates, but you're still

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 2>watching New Zealand and England and then you flick over

0:28:56.320 --> 0:29:01.800
<v Speaker 2>immediately get your nacho's out there. A couple of vegetarian

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 2>nats vegetarian nature.

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<v Speaker 1>Vegetarian Sure, how long have you been a vegetarian for?

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<v Speaker 2>Since I was about eighty months old? That's true story.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you eat meat? Did you eat meat before that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? They my parents tried to feed me meat, but

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 2>I kept on getting sick and it was neat was

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<v Speaker 2>identified as the issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I've never heard of that.

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Hell, you can do this.

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. Oh that's great stuff.

0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm looking forward to that are Hazels, course out,

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:37.480
<v Speaker 1>injured bowl and the lightly replacement. What what the hell

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:41.800
<v Speaker 1>has happened to him? He was phenomenal when he packed

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 1>his matches. His record was ridiculous and he just doesn't

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:48.480
<v Speaker 1>seem to be in the mix anymore.

0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 2>He is here, obviously, they call him the horses for

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 2>courses type bowl. I don't like nibbles a bird. He's

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:57.520
<v Speaker 2>not the classic Australian thump it and the deck hard,

0:29:57.600 --> 0:30:01.160
<v Speaker 2>but he's more along the deck, kept the scene at

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:03.720
<v Speaker 2>the edge. So I think I mean he's there or

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:09.080
<v Speaker 2>there abouts. But that's a pretty tough lineup to true true.

0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well has Everage's twenty point three in Test cricket

0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:15.160
<v Speaker 3>ten matches, thirty five wickets. Yeah, and of course that

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:18.360
<v Speaker 3>ridiculous six for seven. But you know he's no spring

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:22.320
<v Speaker 3>chicken either. What he's nearly thirty six years old. And

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:26.040
<v Speaker 3>this is you know, this problem that Australia has is

0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 3>that they have been so consistent with their team that

0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:31.320
<v Speaker 3>their succession planning is a bit shitty when they get

0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 3>a surprise injury like Josh Josh Hazerwood being out with

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 3>the side strain. You know it's either Home or Sean

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:39.080
<v Speaker 3>Abbot or Brendan Doggett, but all got all of them

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 3>over thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>There is something wrong with Marsh tour, isn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's not going to be bowling and this not

0:30:43.080 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>able to bowl. Bou Chapeau added to the squad, never

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 1>heard of him, meaning he is in line to be

0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 1>the first French born player to represent the Baggy Green.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you taking the pass here again? Yes? I knew it.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it, bou Chapa good head. Well that's because,

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 1>funnily enough, I actually watched a lot of the first

0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:11.320
<v Speaker 1>class Australian cricket and I was like chapone never bloody

0:31:11.320 --> 0:31:11.840
<v Speaker 1>ahead of them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a typo.

0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:17.440
<v Speaker 3>And he's he's thirty years old as well, thirty wickets

0:31:17.440 --> 0:31:18.360
<v Speaker 3>and nine hundred runs in.

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:19.959
<v Speaker 4>The Sheffield Shield last summer.

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<v Speaker 3>He used the bowl offspin now of course, just decided

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 3>to bowl medium pace and yeah Marsh. If Marsh can't bowl,

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:28.000
<v Speaker 3>they'll want to have a you'd expect they want to

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<v Speaker 3>have an all rounder in there. So he's the next

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<v Speaker 3>cab off the rank.

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's the story with Green at.

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<v Speaker 2>The moment, Beck Indury right on for the season. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, India on the other handed, embarrassment of Richard. Some

0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>players coming back into it, of course, Sharma, Gil, Judasia

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:52.000
<v Speaker 1>and Ashwyn. Yeah what what I mean? We were talking

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:55.760
<v Speaker 1>about how good then he opened in the second innings.

0:31:55.760 --> 0:31:58.240
<v Speaker 1>I think it was first job on the first innings.

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<v Speaker 2>K open both he opened both eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he looked good and right. Sharma's kind of been

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:07.200
<v Speaker 1>out of form where he was against us.

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he's got bad bone body language, whereas Boomera.

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Was superbos scape.

0:32:12.240 --> 0:32:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, tough choice of the male.

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:17.840
<v Speaker 3>Says that Sharma will bat down the order and they'll

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:20.520
<v Speaker 3>keep that opening partnership, which what they got two hundred

0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:22.400
<v Speaker 3>and something in one of those innings, didn't they? So

0:32:22.440 --> 0:32:24.960
<v Speaker 3>Sharma will dropped down the order. Subwarn Gillill come in,

0:32:25.000 --> 0:32:28.560
<v Speaker 3>they'll drop Padakahal and Jerrell I think it is. And

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<v Speaker 3>then a bit of speculation about Washington Sunda, a few

0:32:32.600 --> 0:32:35.880
<v Speaker 3>calls for Judasia to get in there, but or Ashwin.

0:32:35.960 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 3>But looking at the Prime Minister eleven game that they

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:42.360
<v Speaker 3>played in that annoying break, Jason, Judasia only bowl five

0:32:42.400 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 3>overs and Ashwan didn't bowl at all, So if you

0:32:45.040 --> 0:32:47.720
<v Speaker 3>were betting, apparently you would be betting that Washington Sundaw

0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 3>would retain his place. So yeah, the other the other

0:32:50.560 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 3>bloke that they've got still waiting in the wings, and

0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:54.840
<v Speaker 3>I had I had a look. It's pretty hard case

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:57.880
<v Speaker 3>Mohammad Shami. He's still in India with a stuffed ankle.

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 3>But you've literally got media state picking out his house

0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 3>like a papal conclave, waiting for the smoke to come

0:33:03.320 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 3>out of the chimney that he's going to be okay

0:33:05.240 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 3>and flow into the to Australia to join the Ashes

0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 3>sorry the border Givasca squad after Christmas.

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:15.160
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, only only in India.

0:33:15.200 --> 0:33:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's extraordinary to think when you really put your

0:33:18.240 --> 0:33:21.680
<v Speaker 1>mind to it, that plays like Ashwyn, who has a

0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 1>phenomenal record Judasia likewise, you know, struggling to get in

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>the side. I almost get the feeling that Ashwyn is

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 1>quite unpopular, you know what I'm saying.

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:35.320
<v Speaker 4>I remember what.

0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:36.600
<v Speaker 2>I've been listening to Chimpagne.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Chimpagne, he was not even your teammates, like your mate,

0:33:40.240 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, is there is there something about because he's

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 1>a prickly customer on the field. Umpires must hate him,

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I reckon they must go, oh God, because he's always

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 1>he's always gesticulating. He's always sort of talking to the

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:55.360
<v Speaker 1>skipper or the umpire. What was wrong with that kind

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>of thing? What is the story there?

0:33:57.600 --> 0:34:00.720
<v Speaker 2>My understanding is he's not a particularly popular character, but

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:04.320
<v Speaker 2>neither it's a coach Brandy that Gautam Gambia is complete

0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:08.480
<v Speaker 2>pain in the ass too, So.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be fascinating they deal.

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:10.960
<v Speaker 2>With these things. You don't have to. What's the old

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 2>thing that the All Blacks always fall back on, the

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 2>nove dickeads policy. Yes, you don't have to have that

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:17.400
<v Speaker 2>in every team in the world.

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0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:37.279
<v Speaker 1>get an extra entry into the weekly draw to win

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<v Speaker 1>one time signed New Zealand black Caps test shirt and

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<v Speaker 1>one double pass to any match during the summer of

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<v Speaker 1>cricket Texts Quiz to sign up for the cricket mind quiz.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Philip Hughes fellas ten years ago away?

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<v Speaker 3>You go, yeah, well, I mean, I guess, just to

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<v Speaker 3>remind us, I've got it's scary that it's ten years ago.

0:34:58.360 --> 0:35:00.279
<v Speaker 3>What was he twenty five years old, got strang, kind

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:02.160
<v Speaker 3>of struck by that bouncer on the side of the

0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 3>head playing that Shield game, mister hook, cerebral hemorrhage after surgery.

0:35:08.400 --> 0:35:09.240
<v Speaker 4>Rushed to hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it all happened at the SCG from memory

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:15.360
<v Speaker 3>and you know, really a massive, massive funeral at his

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:19.719
<v Speaker 3>hometown of Maxville, A small town country boy who was

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely beloved. And you know, I've seen a few pieces

0:35:22.880 --> 0:35:24.880
<v Speaker 3>of this written over the last week or so, just

0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 3>saying yeah, Now, every time you see a player get

0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 3>hit in the head, you think of Philip Hughes and

0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:32.200
<v Speaker 3>you think what could happen and it's yeah, I guess

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:34.680
<v Speaker 3>it cast a shadow over the game in a way

0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:37.920
<v Speaker 3>and made us realize, you know, the element of danger

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 3>that people take on when they go out there and

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:43.720
<v Speaker 3>face these frightening bowlers. Some lovely words from his family,

0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:47.000
<v Speaker 3>you know that they said that Philip was a small

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 3>town country boy. Australian test one day and T twenty cricketer.

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:52.840
<v Speaker 3>He played on the toughest pictures around the globe, alongside

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 3>the toughest of cricketers on the world stage, but he

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:58.280
<v Speaker 3>never forgot where he came from and who helped along

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<v Speaker 3>the way. And you know, I think there was a

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<v Speaker 3>line this is the New Zealand connection, I think, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm projecting this, but I know Brendan McCullum had a

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he knew and particularly well or

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 3>they seem to connect, but he had a line which said,

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<v Speaker 3>where would you rather be boys than playing cricket for

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<v Speaker 3>your country? And I feel like that's something that Brendan

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.160
<v Speaker 3>McCullum has brought into the New Zealand environment and he's

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<v Speaker 3>doing it now for England.

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Fantastic had a tragedy that was and he was fondly

0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 1>remembered and it continues to be fondly remembered. A significant

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:34.840
<v Speaker 1>decision Fellers immediately facing the ICC is the venue of

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<v Speaker 1>the twenty twenty five Champions Trophy, which is supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be in Pakistan.

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<v Speaker 2>Dylan Kleaver, Yeah, so India refusing to travel there basically

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:47.879
<v Speaker 2>in Pakistan and not willing to compromise either because they said, now,

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<v Speaker 2>hang on a minute, we sent our team to the

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<v Speaker 2>World Cup in India. We didn't make any demands about

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<v Speaker 2>playing that at neutral venues or on our home chef.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, there's all sorts of geopolitical implications. Yeah, although

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Paul kind of cut through that last week didn't said, well, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I think India had just been pricks.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yes, I think the latest on that is that

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<v Speaker 3>it sounds like India will play at a neutral venue,

0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:19.080
<v Speaker 3>but Pakistan want a cast iron guarantee that when they

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<v Speaker 3>when India are hosting tournaments, Pakistan get to go and

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<v Speaker 3>play at a neutral venue too, So it's a quid

0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:25.879
<v Speaker 3>pro quo.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole bizarre thing about this is just how important

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<v Speaker 2>that Pakistan India matchup is, like they have to. One

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<v Speaker 2>of the whole reasons the whole pool thing at the

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<v Speaker 2>Cricket World Cup is demolished or dismantled was because the

0:37:41.080 --> 0:37:46.239
<v Speaker 2>broadcasters in India and the subcontinent, who paid billions of

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:49.560
<v Speaker 2>rupees for it, had to guarantee there would be a

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:54.359
<v Speaker 2>Pakistan India matchup. So everyone loves the drama of it,

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 2>but they just I guess the security implications for political

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 2>implications mean that it's become fodder really for politicians.

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 4>It's madness.

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 3>The tournament's on in seventy seven days and there's no schedule.

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:10.680
<v Speaker 3>We don't even know which country it's being played in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's extraordinary crazy stuff, all right, a moment as our hack,

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 1>isn't it? But anyway his record West Indies versus are

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:20.000
<v Speaker 1>the Bangers and Kingston Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well the ban has actually won that test this morning,

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<v Speaker 2>so the series has won one. They won it quite

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 2>convincing me. But along the way, mominal Hak has achieved

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 2>a dubious record of becoming the you got a pair

0:38:35.560 --> 0:38:39.480
<v Speaker 2>becoming the batter with the most ducks for Bangladesh. And

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<v Speaker 2>I guess the thing that makes that noteworthy is like

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:45.040
<v Speaker 2>in most countries, it'll be someone like a Danny Morrison

0:38:45.080 --> 0:38:47.279
<v Speaker 2>will hand the record on to a Chris Martin who

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<v Speaker 2>might eventually hand the record onto a Will O'Rourke. Mominal

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<v Speaker 2>Hawk is the top water batter so and funnily enough,

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<v Speaker 2>he took the record from a guy called Mohammad Ashraful

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:02.640
<v Speaker 2>who ended up getting done for spot fixing, I believe,

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<v Speaker 2>but who was also a top order betner.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's pretty tough there go well, let's look at

0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:11.719
<v Speaker 1>the local game the Plunket Shield. Round three completed the

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<v Speaker 1>Otago Vaults three oh one for nine declared and two

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<v Speaker 1>thirty one Northern District's Men three sixty five and one

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 1>forty five for two. Match drawn, Wellington fire Birds two

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<v Speaker 1>fifty one for nine declared and two seventeen Central Stags

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:27.280
<v Speaker 1>three oh two and one sixty seven for one. Stags

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<v Speaker 1>one by nine wickets in the Auckland Aces five hundred

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:34.399
<v Speaker 1>and sixty seven for nine declared, Canterbury four four six

0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:38.279
<v Speaker 1>for three, the match drawn. The Nodles brett Hampton and

0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:41.359
<v Speaker 1>Northern Districts one hundred and twenty one off eighty six balls.

0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Mark Chapman for Auckland of course two seventy six, Reese

0:39:46.960 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Marry You, Marry You, Central one eighty five and Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Nichols one oh three not out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe it was Canbury one eighty five. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>second big big Ton Canterbury. Sorry, yes, executive matches. He's

0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:05.200
<v Speaker 2>scored a big double the previous round. Evidently that game,

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 2>which is one of the few games Auckland actually get

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:09.879
<v Speaker 2>to play in Auckland this summer. It was a bit

0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:13.760
<v Speaker 2>of a joke given me that wicket was as flat

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 2>as you're ever gonna find. Chapman obviously enjoyed it, Mary

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:23.040
<v Speaker 2>and Nichols clearly enjoyed it. But I've noticed a little

0:40:23.040 --> 0:40:26.920
<v Speaker 2>bit and kind of message boards you saw a message

0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:31.279
<v Speaker 2>boards these days and social media that there's a bit

0:40:31.320 --> 0:40:33.839
<v Speaker 2>of a I wouldn't say it's a clamoring, but there's

0:40:33.880 --> 0:40:38.160
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a groundswell for Reece Mary to

0:40:38.200 --> 0:40:43.600
<v Speaker 2>be considered for the givin Conway spot maybe, but good

0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:47.320
<v Speaker 2>on him stacking up big runs together. You're going to

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 2>be in a conversation, but I think you've got to

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<v Speaker 2>do more than have a good week in the blanket

0:40:51.880 --> 0:40:53.759
<v Speaker 2>Shield when one of them's on the Eden Park out

0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:54.520
<v Speaker 2>of Opal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, he's a he's a he's out of St

0:40:56.840 --> 0:40:58.680
<v Speaker 3>Andrew's College too. Is that he played in the same

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<v Speaker 3>course he has Team twenty nineteen. I think they were

0:41:03.320 --> 0:41:07.720
<v Speaker 3>with Folks and Jesse Frew who's the wikie keeper batsman

0:41:07.800 --> 0:41:11.440
<v Speaker 3>from Kennbury. So yeah, pretty decent pedigree there, but as

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:14.320
<v Speaker 3>you say, very early days but definitely definitely one to watch.

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Golden Box Rhyes, Marrio four hundred and thirty three.

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Nick Caley from Wellington three eighty eight Cheat Raval member him.

0:41:22.640 --> 0:41:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I do remember him. It was the last one that

0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:26.399
<v Speaker 2>actually got dropped for former shoes.

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, maybe chuck him back in the three twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five The Silver Sweat Band Brett Hampton thirteen, Blair Techna

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen De.

0:41:34.200 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Ferned Dendrew Fernstters.

0:41:36.320 --> 0:41:41.280
<v Speaker 1>And jdmmckay twelve. The Table at the Moment, Northern District's

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<v Speaker 1>forty six, Central thirty nine, Cannbury thirty three, Auckland twenty five,

0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Wellington nineteen and Dylan Cleaver's favorite side Otago on eighteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a little bit like you didn't quite make the

0:41:52.920 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Golden Box. But Dane Cleaver is having a cracking season

0:41:55.680 --> 0:41:59.160
<v Speaker 2>there too. He's got more than three hundred runs, averaging

0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:03.239
<v Speaker 2>more than one hundred scored, plus fifty three of the

0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:05.840
<v Speaker 2>four bats. I mean there's a straight swap if you

0:42:06.640 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 2>if you want to just spick a team that's more

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:13.320
<v Speaker 2>likely to succeed at the moment and the other central.

0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm giving Central some love here because the selectors never do.

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:19.000
<v Speaker 2>The other central guy to keep an eye on is

0:42:19.120 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Dame Cleaver's heir apparent, who's opening the batting for them.

0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 2>At the moment is a guy called Curtis Heathey, and

0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:28.239
<v Speaker 2>he hasn't had an amazing start of the season, but

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:30.239
<v Speaker 2>he got runs in that second dig and that win

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 2>against Wellington. And I know there's a lot of frustration

0:42:33.760 --> 0:42:38.520
<v Speaker 2>in Central that Mitch Hay has been anointed as Tom

0:42:38.520 --> 0:42:42.839
<v Speaker 2>Bundle's successor, and they think down there with some justification

0:42:42.960 --> 0:42:47.400
<v Speaker 2>that their current guy is better, which is Dame Cleaver,

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:49.840
<v Speaker 2>and the next Feller might be even better. Still.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, I'm looking at a picture here, supers Nae

0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:55.360
<v Speaker 1>retro outfits.

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:59.319
<v Speaker 2>Nice, don't you reckon? I'd be happy to wear them.

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Yea, they're pretty cool. Actually, I'd were one of those

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:02.120
<v Speaker 1>for sure.

0:43:02.320 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Down the Viaed act to one of those bars.

0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:07.560
<v Speaker 1>It's full of wankers.

0:43:07.640 --> 0:43:09.359
<v Speaker 2>The only shir I wouldn't wear as a Canniby won.

0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:10.479
<v Speaker 2>But I think they're quite nice.

0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:12.560
<v Speaker 4>A Sergan fan be in the middle there.

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:15.480
<v Speaker 1>It looks like the CEO, Hey tell you what, it's

0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:17.360
<v Speaker 1>time for pull Ford's News or os.

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:22.800
<v Speaker 4>J is the reigning champion here.

0:43:23.400 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the segments getting changed to pull Ford's Stitch Up

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Weekly Stitch Up.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I thought Jason was amazing with us.

0:43:31.239 --> 0:43:34.640
<v Speaker 3>Thank you amazing as knowledge of woman's anatomy last week anyway,

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:36.400
<v Speaker 3>three things that something wrong with one of them?

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me what it is.

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:40.640
<v Speaker 3>A baggy green test cap worn by Australia's Don Bradman

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 3>sold for three hundred and ninety thousand Ossie dollars at

0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:46.640
<v Speaker 3>auction this week. It's collector's vibe to own a rare

0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:50.680
<v Speaker 3>piece of cricketing history. The tented garment, almost eighty years old,

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:52.799
<v Speaker 3>was sun faded and showed signs of.

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:55.880
<v Speaker 4>Insect damage and had a torn peak.

0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:59.160
<v Speaker 3>Auction house Bottoms said Bradman wore the cap during the

0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:03.920
<v Speaker 3>nineteen four seven eight tour of Australia by India. This

0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 3>was his last test series on home soil. The auction

0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:11.439
<v Speaker 3>lasted ten minutes. Barnums said it was the only known

0:44:11.560 --> 0:44:13.879
<v Speaker 3>baggy green worn by Bradman during the series, in which

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 3>he scored seven hundred and fifteen runs at an average

0:44:16.120 --> 0:44:17.680
<v Speaker 3>of a lazy one.

0:44:17.680 --> 0:44:19.640
<v Speaker 4>Hundred and seventy nine. Jesus.

0:44:20.080 --> 0:44:22.080
<v Speaker 3>The cat was said to have been given to Pankajh

0:44:22.120 --> 0:44:26.279
<v Speaker 3>Peter Kumar Gupta, India's tour manager in nineteen forty eight,

0:44:26.400 --> 0:44:29.399
<v Speaker 3>and number two Zach and Jacob Cummings. Dad Craig has

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:31.719
<v Speaker 3>been appointed as the head coach of the Blaze in

0:44:31.760 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 3>the East Midlands for their first season as part of

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:37.680
<v Speaker 3>England's Tier one woman's domestic comp coming and enjoyed success

0:44:37.680 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 3>in his home country with Otago Sparks, leading them to

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:43.520
<v Speaker 3>two fifty over Halle Burton Johnstone titles in four years.

0:44:44.120 --> 0:44:45.600
<v Speaker 3>He will arrive in the UK and the new year

0:44:45.640 --> 0:44:48.520
<v Speaker 3>after the conclusion of the Super Smash T twenty competition.

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:53.120
<v Speaker 3>I feel very humbled and privileged, he said. Cumming's appointment

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:55.760
<v Speaker 3>comes after Chris Rogers coached the Blaze to their first

0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:59.560
<v Speaker 3>piece of silverware in last season's Charlotte Edward's Cup. He

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 3>left to take charge of the England Women's Under nineteens.

0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:06.560
<v Speaker 3>The Blaze CEO said they conducted an exhaustive global search

0:45:07.040 --> 0:45:09.000
<v Speaker 3>to find the best candidate.

0:45:09.200 --> 0:45:09.839
<v Speaker 4>And number three.

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Former South African left arm fast bowler Lonoabo Subi, along

0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:17.839
<v Speaker 3>with Fami Solicily and Ethie Malati, have been arrested and

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:21.600
<v Speaker 3>charged with multiple counts of corruption related to their involvement

0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:24.279
<v Speaker 3>in a match fixing scandal during the Ram Slam T

0:45:24.280 --> 0:45:27.880
<v Speaker 3>twenty Challenge, a domestic T twenty league in South Africa.

0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:30.720
<v Speaker 3>The charges alleged that the players either accepted or agreed

0:45:30.960 --> 0:45:34.600
<v Speaker 3>to accept improper gratification in exchange for actions that can

0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:39.640
<v Speaker 3>rise the integrity of the sport. In English, the players

0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:44.839
<v Speaker 3>are accused of collaborating with Indian bookmakers to influence match outcomes.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go, there's are three things.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank your first today, Dylan.

0:45:55.120 --> 0:45:58.279
<v Speaker 2>That sounds a really light price for Don Bradman cap, though,

0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:04.560
<v Speaker 2>so seeps. Yeah, I will go for that one. I'll

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:08.760
<v Speaker 2>go the Don Bradman cap surely gets more than a

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:11.480
<v Speaker 2>pidly three hundred and nine thousand.

0:46:12.560 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Ninety Actually that was it. I'll go for the same story.

0:46:18.239 --> 0:46:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Did you say what can you do that? Yeah, for

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:25.160
<v Speaker 1>a different reason. Did you say Paul Ford that it

0:46:25.239 --> 0:46:26.960
<v Speaker 1>was his last home series?

0:46:28.840 --> 0:46:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was.

0:46:30.040 --> 0:46:35.040
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm saying it wasn't. Oh, okay, well you're both incorrect.

0:46:35.440 --> 0:46:39.640
<v Speaker 3>The former coach it's number two coming appointment does not

0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 3>follow Chris Rodgers, the ginger head Australian opening Batsman. But

0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:45.360
<v Speaker 3>some random I've never heard of called Christopher Guest.

0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a film director, isn't he?

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:50.399
<v Speaker 1>That's a world guest.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't you do the one about the Craft style show

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<v Speaker 2>and spinal tap? The spinal tap?

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<v Speaker 4>Wasn't he oh maybe I don't know. I'm not that old.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what though.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a note with Chris Rodgers there too, but

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<v Speaker 2>then I thought, no, it's probably right the trophy.

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<v Speaker 1>You write it down, the trophy says with hardy Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>In the meantime, Dylan, it goes to.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take it to the base.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey. But right now it's time for the ever popular

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan Cleavers. Who am I?

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<v Speaker 4>It's Dylan Cleavers, who am I? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Last week the answer was Luke Ronkey of course, born

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<v Speaker 2>in Denny Virke, which literally translates to Dane's work, which

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<v Speaker 2>was the huge fortification entrenchment dug across the Danish Smith

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<v Speaker 2>to protect against the marauding Saxons. But of course I'm

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<v Speaker 2>telling you nothing you don't already know there.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason, Yeah, man, I knew that.

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<v Speaker 2>Denny Vick. Interestingly enough, was also the birthplace of the

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<v Speaker 2>celebrated You're in Chatfield and the less celebrated Queens and

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<v Speaker 2>Premier Joe Bielke Peterson and.

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<v Speaker 4>The even less celebrated John Parker I believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe his brother Mary too, who knows, And there

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<v Speaker 2>brother Kenneth. That was a win. Anyway, I'm giving the win.

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<v Speaker 2>We had the usual suspects Matt Parker and Lockey and

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<v Speaker 2>his dad obviously got it right. But I'm giving the

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<v Speaker 2>win to Rob Connell, who said we love him here

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<v Speaker 2>in Perth. So anyway, this week who am I? I

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<v Speaker 2>compiled one of the most extraordinary Test careers in New

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<v Speaker 2>Zealand history, if only for the fact that was built

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<v Speaker 2>upon the flimsiest of pretexts. I played just sixteen days

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<v Speaker 2>of first class cricket in total, yet managed to squeeze

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<v Speaker 2>two Tests into that. Yes, you heard me correctly. My

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<v Speaker 2>rapid elevation was based almost entirely on an eighteen wicket

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<v Speaker 2>hall in a club game while representing the first eleven

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<v Speaker 2>of New Zealand's oldest state school. After that headline grabbing feet,

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<v Speaker 2>I had to go into Ireland to play for my

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<v Speaker 2>home team in the Plunket Shield. I took a five

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<v Speaker 2>for on my first class debut against Auckland and that

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<v Speaker 2>was enough to see me selected to play the NCC,

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<v Speaker 2>as England's touring team was known in those days, controversially

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<v Speaker 2>picked ahead of a bloke whose Christian names were der

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<v Speaker 2>went Rahl. I didn't enjoy a lot of success, but

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<v Speaker 2>then again, who did. What was notable was that, following

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<v Speaker 2>that series, I played just one more first class game.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be forgotten, however, because a few years later,

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<v Speaker 2>a floppy heired spinner with the middle name of Luca

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<v Speaker 2>would break my most cherished record. Need one more clue,

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a little sweetener for you. I was an employee

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<v Speaker 2>of the Colonial Sugar Refinery. My work took me to

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<v Speaker 2>Fiji for twenty years, where I managed the national cricket team,

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<v Speaker 2>then back to Sydney where I died not far from

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<v Speaker 2>Wentce I was born.

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<v Speaker 4>Who am I?

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<v Speaker 2>You've got no idea? I can tell what it up

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<v Speaker 2>in your face?

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<v Speaker 1>Not a clue, Not a clue.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, Yeah, I think I do know? Was his

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<v Speaker 3>brother in Shawshank redemption?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, very good, very good?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right now it's time for Paul Wards cricket violence corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Poor Forwards cricket violence corner.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pretty low level petty theft this week, no blood

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<v Speaker 3>Sport after the eye curdling photo of the poor cricket

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<v Speaker 3>umpire until this week, police are investigating the theft of

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<v Speaker 3>several items from Hagley Oval during the first Test match.

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<v Speaker 3>UK broadcast to Talk Sport reported it had two cameras stolen,

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<v Speaker 3>which meant it could not provide images of the day

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<v Speaker 3>three of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Cricket test on its YouTube channels.

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<v Speaker 3>The venue owner, Venues Ototahi, who I think have banned

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<v Speaker 3>the Alternaive Commentary collective from being at the ground, confirmed

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<v Speaker 3>there was a security breach and the cameras were among

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<v Speaker 3>several items taken from a locked area. Some of the

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<v Speaker 3>things we are aware of are some venues Oto Tahi

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<v Speaker 3>technology equipment like laptops, a TV, alcohol and some food.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like a really high level operation.

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<v Speaker 3>Venues Ototahi chief executive Caroline Harvey Tear said the company

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<v Speaker 3>has twenty four to seven security at the site, but

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<v Speaker 3>was disappointed the break and occurred. It was all locked up.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously we're concerned about what's happened. This is not something

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<v Speaker 3>that's happened before, certainly not on my watch and not

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<v Speaker 3>in my tenure.

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<v Speaker 4>So there we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopefully there's they're good buggers from talkSPORT to get their

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<v Speaker 3>kept back, or at least you can get to a

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<v Speaker 3>shop and stock up in time for the basin.

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<v Speaker 2>Was I the only thing stolen the oval that week?

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<v Speaker 2>Either a bit of pride and a few reputations as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Shofty boom, Hey, thanks for taking the time to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this podcast. In fact, if we love your correspondence.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, so people, if people want to get

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<v Speaker 1>in touch.

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<v Speaker 3>With us, Paul forward look as an email to b

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<v Speaker 3>YC at Beige Brigade dot co dot z. Slide into

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<v Speaker 3>Collective or the bage we go. We'll share it in

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<v Speaker 3>our WhatsApp group and we'll chat about it and nextpect.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan, what's going on in the bounds? Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>You can catch up with mytuperative thoughts on the cricket

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<v Speaker 2>as daily at the moment with notes from the Oval,

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<v Speaker 2>although I guess next week it will be note or

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<v Speaker 2>this week it will be notes from the reserve or

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<v Speaker 2>the basin. So yeah, sign up, Dalan Cleave dot subsec

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<v Speaker 2>dot com. Let's free.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, let's hope next time we join you you

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<v Speaker 1>join us. I mean we've got bitter news. Let's up

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<v Speaker 1>for a more comprehensive performance from our fellas and leveling

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<v Speaker 1>up the series. Eh. Until then, you take care and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see you later.