Speaker 1: This is an iHeartRadio New Zealand podcast.
Speaker 2: Out of the Gate with Maddy McLean, Chris Henry and
Speaker 2: Brad Christensen.
Speaker 3: Cheer Yes, Happy Tuesday, Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday. We were on the downwards slope till.
Speaker 2: The week Tuesdays, Tuesday is the shittest day.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not the shittes day because I get
Speaker 3: to spend forty five minutes conversing.
Speaker 2: With you, beautiful. Apart from that that that makes Tuesday bearable.
Speaker 2: But if it wasn't for you, boys, Tuesday would be
Speaker 2: a shitter of a day. It would be because you're
Speaker 2: so but you're so far away from the weekend.
Speaker 3: Still Tuesday, you know, if you've over consumed it on
Speaker 3: a Monday, on a weekend, sometimes on Monday you're like.
Speaker 2: Tuesday, it's like.
Speaker 1: Get you that punches.
Speaker 2: You're right in the face, absolutely right in the lady be.
Speaker 1: But a key string goes on?
Speaker 2: What's key string? I just laugh like I knew what
Speaker 2: it was?
Speaker 1: What is that? That's what they're doing jail, you know,
Speaker 1: when they want to hide something. They you know the Jaxa,
Speaker 1: the jayld.
Speaker 3: Be so good in prison, wouldn't we Can you imagine
Speaker 3: how much contraband, you can get through prison.
Speaker 2: What do you what are you implying? I don't know
Speaker 2: that you're a team player and you could bring probably
Speaker 2: bring a mobile phone a team player.
Speaker 1: Hey, Contraband and Daddy's it's the c D.
Speaker 2: Part of me goes, how would I go in prison?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Would I? Would I survive? Would I thrive because you know,
Speaker 2: I'd give them what they wanted? Or would I just
Speaker 2: be you know, mince meat? Literally?
Speaker 1: I think, well, I think because you'd probably have your
Speaker 1: choice of who you wanted, who you wanted to protect
Speaker 1: you whose pocket? I like that from the movies, the movies? Right?
Speaker 2: Should we run it terrible? Would you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think so. I think I would.
Speaker 3: I would end double crossing someone because I try to
Speaker 3: be nice to ear run and then they'd all work
Speaker 3: out that I've been nice to them and then they
Speaker 3: come after me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, at the end of the day, we're all too
Speaker 1: pretty for present, but we are pretty. I think we
Speaker 1: would survive.
Speaker 2: You do you do? Well? Why those well those I mean,
Speaker 2: if the boots or anything to go, You're halfway there already.
Speaker 2: They look they look they look like Justice Department issued boots.
Speaker 1: Anyway, they do that in terms of been that's my
Speaker 1: email going off there. If you hear a tone.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't hear the dan. I didn't hear
Speaker 2: the jan.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's actually pockets. That's the ISU of
Speaker 3: the email. Why don't you shut them now so that
Speaker 3: we can make sure that doesn't happen in the preak
Speaker 3: I can absolutely do that professionalism.
Speaker 1: Why you do that? Let's do let's do the circle
Speaker 1: of dome or around the room.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Actually, i'm I've had a good start to
Speaker 3: the week because who would have thought not getting ship
Speaker 3: faced in the weekend has actually made me feel quite good.
Speaker 2: I was a bachelor this weekend, I said to someone,
Speaker 2: I was a single man over the weekend. But that's
Speaker 2: not true. I was a bachelor. Yeah. My darling had to.
Speaker 3: Go away from my hair over the weekend, and I
Speaker 3: was just a domestic house goddess, just washing things, cleaning things,
Speaker 3: putting things away, getting going to the supermarket, doing this,
Speaker 3: doing that.
Speaker 2: Oh, I felt so good. School camp was it? No,
Speaker 2: it wasn't school camp.
Speaker 3: It was a leadership I think, A very illustrious trip
Speaker 3: wild away to the downtown walk.
Speaker 2: Did you love it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did? Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I always think these things and this is a bit soppy,
Speaker 3: so yeah, sorry. But you know you're dating the right
Speaker 3: person when you like enjoy when they're away, but you
Speaker 3: are excited about them coming home.
Speaker 2: And I was on Sunday when he came back or
Speaker 2: hungover and Shad I was like, oh, it's a nice
Speaker 2: deabby home.
Speaker 4: Yeah in the bed, maggot, absolutely white that Danny Durland's
Speaker 4: bar stave off your arm, your.
Speaker 2: Janny Doolan, Oh really, lineal the secrets. Saturday, him and
Speaker 2: my husband would have a good night. That is one
Speaker 2: of Ryan's favorite bar thrives. When when we went to
Speaker 2: Danny Doolan's once, someone stopped him and was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I can't believe it's you. And Rayan was like,
Speaker 2: I think you've got me confused with someone else and
Speaker 2: he goes. This guy goes no, no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 2: know who you are. And Ryan goes, I don't think
Speaker 2: you do, and he goes, I would know New Zealand's
Speaker 2: greatest snapper fisherman if I saw him in the flesh.
Speaker 2: It's you, my friend, and thought this thought Ryan was
Speaker 2: this amazing fisherman. Wow, he's got he's got.
Speaker 3: A Doppelgaer for absolute clarity, not a snaper fisherman.
Speaker 2: Your husband definitely not. No, I would say, actively does
Speaker 2: not enjoy fishing, okay, snapper or otherwise, he's not fishers,
Speaker 2: does he? He doesn't like any sort of fishion enjoys eating.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no one enjoys a fisher.
Speaker 2: I don't know whether I get that one either. What
Speaker 2: about what about you.
Speaker 1: And your analyst? It's pain.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, Harry, we need to we need to like
Speaker 2: recalibrate or something. We're really just not picking up your
Speaker 2: not not picking up what you're putting down tonight.
Speaker 1: Bread No, No, but that's all right, that's that's all right.
Speaker 1: But if you don't know what a fisher is, google
Speaker 1: it and you'll find it. Fiber is good for fishers.
Speaker 2: Oh if I is u are e, that's what we're
Speaker 2: going that I see, and now I.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I think if you're googling, you're not google image searching it.
Speaker 3: You're just doing like the technical just to find out
Speaker 3: the word.
Speaker 2: Miriam Webster definition from a dictionary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we wouldn't judge you if you did go and
Speaker 1: look for an image.
Speaker 2: Of just what you want to do. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know that many people would gain pleasure from it.
Speaker 3: But it's like when you're okad and someone said that
Speaker 3: google the blue Waffle.
Speaker 2: Do with that? No, Oh my god, am I going
Speaker 2: to have to search the blue Waffle? Always doing it?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I've got to work. Yeah, I damn Is that okay?
Speaker 2: Look like incognito as your not automatically on a good
Speaker 2: blue waffle. I reckon on that.
Speaker 3: I reckon things that you know that you are talking
Speaker 3: to a gay as if a gay just brings out
Speaker 3: there phone opens up the Safari and it's just like
Speaker 3: already an incognito mode.
Speaker 2: You're like, mm hmmm, I see you. Blueoffle disease is
Speaker 2: a fake sexually transmitted in fiction that allegedly turned to
Speaker 2: person's vagina blue Is it not? If you see a
Speaker 2: phone of it and it's I mean, I'm Google image
Speaker 2: searching and I'm not. I'm not getting anything. Maybe I've
Speaker 2: got some like like child protection block on or something
Speaker 2: because I'm not I have radio towers, like not having
Speaker 2: not having such that.
Speaker 1: I deny that. There's a really light going off in
Speaker 1: the other studio and the bosses.
Speaker 3: Well pockets while you've got the talking stack. How is
Speaker 3: your weekend?
Speaker 2: Also very quiet, which was quite nice because I've had
Speaker 2: some big nights lately and I needed needed a little detox.
Speaker 2: So I had a very nice, relaxing weekend. Actually, that's
Speaker 2: so lovely. Yeah, I watched I watched Titanic all three
Speaker 2: hours of three hours. How does it stand up? Great?
Speaker 2: I will say that when you watch it, when you
Speaker 2: really watch it, you do notice that the CGI of
Speaker 2: the time circle nineteen ninety seven was not high tech,
Speaker 2: so it's almost like it's almost sims esque in some
Speaker 2: of the animation of the people on the deck of
Speaker 2: the Titanic. In a couple of scenes, they kind of
Speaker 2: like march. They march with their hands very stiffly because
Speaker 2: they're not real and the computer animation is not high tech.
Speaker 2: But other than that, great loved it as Leonardo as
Speaker 2: hot as we remember, so sexy, so sexy. He's got
Speaker 2: his hair is like quaffed beautifully. Yeah, and he's wearing
Speaker 2: slacks and like suspenders and.
Speaker 1: Oh it's the taxiedo.
Speaker 2: I like. I like it a little bit rough and
Speaker 2: rough and ready you know here, we know you like
Speaker 2: someone from the lower quarter, from from the third class.
Speaker 2: I would have been down in steerage. What I've actually
Speaker 2: got a room upstairs, but can I just come down here?
Speaker 2: I think that's my over there. Just invited someone from
Speaker 2: the Irish dance at Irish Jig Party up back up
Speaker 2: to my first class quarters were.
Speaker 1: Down Irish Jig Party, just you know, getting your dance on,
Speaker 1: taking the center of attention as well, absolutely dragging beers, you.
Speaker 2: Know, shut trying to show up to the hot straight men.
Speaker 2: That's what That's what I would have been doing.
Speaker 1: But they would have been surely the would have been
Speaker 1: a lot of closeted.
Speaker 2: Mean, But here's my thing from back in those days.
Speaker 2: Man like because it was because it was illegal and
Speaker 2: b like heavily closeted. Heavily closeted. God, it must have
Speaker 2: been hard finding and wrote a because oh yeah, because
Speaker 2: the boldness you must have had to like approach someone,
Speaker 2: yeah with a proposition, because one wrong move and you're
Speaker 2: feasibly like a outcast from society. B worst case scenario
Speaker 2: like in jail, so best well, well maybe maybe what
Speaker 2: a badge of honor? Though you're and go, what are
Speaker 2: you in jail for? Anal? You've come to the right place.
Speaker 1: Minus the fifth year.
Speaker 2: They're looking at the like that's a long rap sheet
Speaker 2: as well. My god, you're.
Speaker 1: Got around the.
Speaker 2: Do we think he's reverabilitated? No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you're not me, but yes, yes, yes, third class Leonardo DiCaprio,
Speaker 2: I would amazing. Speaking of sexual criminals, how was your weekend, Bradley, Wow,
Speaker 2: what a segue.
Speaker 1: Very I was very busy. I worked during the weekend,
Speaker 1: so I'm about bloody nine days on the trot again.
Speaker 1: But that's but that's all right.
Speaker 2: She looks sad for him, mante, doesn't she.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to most looking forward to, you know,
Speaker 1: talking about absence makes the heart grow fonder. I'm looking
Speaker 1: forward to coming home this Tuesday night for the week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so it's you know again, just to kind
Speaker 1: of switch off, but also be with my frints.
Speaker 2: I really feel like the two of you have really
Speaker 2: sort of formed a stronger connection with your absence. It's
Speaker 2: very cute to watch.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, babes. It is and it is you know,
Speaker 1: like and you know for you guys, both of views
Speaker 1: that have been away for anything for whether it's been
Speaker 1: for work or you know, maybe have been your own
Speaker 1: for trees, island and things like that you really do
Speaker 1: miss your other half or your better half, and it
Speaker 1: really does impact on building a stronger relationship.
Speaker 2: I think our four single game is like, fuck, are
Speaker 2: looking for the Titanic? Literally, but I hear it's not.
Speaker 2: You're not really switching off, because I hear you straight
Speaker 2: into it on Friday night.
Speaker 1: Straight into going out, letting the hair down and partying
Speaker 1: with the snapper fisherman New Zealand's Best, New Zealand's best fisher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you organized an outfit? So here's the thing.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a queer party on Friday night, and
Speaker 2: Ryan had been encouraged to go along, and he was like,
Speaker 2: I can't be bothered. I can't be bothered. I can't
Speaker 2: be bothered. Literally, I don't know what changed overnight, but
Speaker 2: something happened. And then then the next day he went
Speaker 2: from I don't want to go to how do I
Speaker 2: get my hands on this too? To outfit that Harry
Speaker 2: Styles wore in a music video once and I was like,
Speaker 2: what has changed overnight? Who had? I don't know who
Speaker 2: put the hard word on them, but someone did. I
Speaker 2: reckon it's the Prince. Might have been the Prince.
Speaker 1: It might have been the prince, but a pressure.
Speaker 2: So are you going to this too.
Speaker 1: Bradley, I am going to it. Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go and just you know I'm fatiguing, but I'll give
Speaker 1: it a good nudge, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That sounds fun? And why are you not going? I
Speaker 2: have I'm hosting Hen's due on Saturday for my best
Speaker 2: friend from high school. Yes, and I just thought it's
Speaker 2: too much. I need to be fresh and ready to
Speaker 2: go on Saturday. I can't do it. I will be
Speaker 2: very jealous though, I'll have absolute fomo look.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, I don't know the details. I've
Speaker 1: just got. Do you want to come? I said yes,
Speaker 1: not in a week moment, but just because I think
Speaker 1: it'd be good to socialize, you know, with others. But Maddie,
Speaker 1: you've asked a question in the document are you ready
Speaker 1: to look after my husband? How old is he.
Speaker 2: Old enough? He's mid thirty, he would say early thirties.
Speaker 2: I say mid.
Speaker 1: I'll keep an eye out, but hey, Lock no promises. No,
Speaker 1: We'll make sure that he behaves, you know, in terms
Speaker 1: of you know, drink responsibly.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is plenty of waters than.
Speaker 1: You can home. What says he got to cure.
Speaker 2: You well, think about his kufe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure he's going to be fine.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he will. I'm sure will. What are you
Speaker 2: going to? What are you gonna wear? The theme is feme.
Speaker 1: It is so I've got hopefully my online shopping that
Speaker 1: I did at the beginning of last week arrives tomorrow
Speaker 1: and makdo So it's it's I'm going in a kind
Speaker 1: of a black theme. I've bought a black keft hand.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: It's quite flowy. I've put on a few extra kegs
Speaker 1: over you know, the last year or so, I haven't
Speaker 1: really done anything about it. Some long nails and black
Speaker 1: lip glass.
Speaker 3: You know, it sounds so amazing. This sounds really fun.
Speaker 3: I must have totally, just must have. Just it's great,
Speaker 3: big happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can take mine and you can step in
Speaker 2: for me. I can't thank you the fourthome that nobody
Speaker 2: asked for it. But yes, so Ryan is now. I
Speaker 2: think he said to me last night, do you think someone?
Speaker 2: Do you think I could find someone to do my makeup?
Speaker 2: I went, my god, how have we got the change
Speaker 2: in my husband in such a short amount of time. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he's really living his life. Well.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I might just slightly just not dampen
Speaker 3: the mood. But I just think it a little bit
Speaker 3: of a public service announcement as we probably across the
Speaker 3: news that whenter Pride happened in the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 3: yes not fun.
Speaker 2: Very fun. I was there for the very first night
Speaker 2: of it. Oh fun, real fun. Yeah. Accidentally, I wasn't
Speaker 2: meant to be. We just happened to be in Queenstown
Speaker 2: and the Friday night low level things kept off. I
Speaker 2: think it formally formally kicked off on the Saturday, but
Speaker 2: there were a couple of like early bird parties to
Speaker 2: go to. Nice.
Speaker 3: Winter Pride is always a good one because lots of
Speaker 3: people come from Australia, so if you're looking for some
Speaker 3: fresh mate, it's a great place to go. And look,
Speaker 3: all respect to them, they've done an amazing job of
Speaker 3: pulling it together. Unfortunately, there has been a confirmed case
Speaker 3: of MPOs old monkey box that came off the back
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Which hey, no shade, it's I think, no, it's a thing.
Speaker 2: We can't control it.
Speaker 3: But I do notice that some of the queer parties
Speaker 3: that are happening over the weekend have definitely put the
Speaker 3: word out that if you're not feeling good, it's best
Speaker 3: to stay at home. So I think we should all
Speaker 3: learn our lesson from the old big C not the cancer,
Speaker 3: the COVID, and if we aren't feeling good, especially in
Speaker 3: environments like queer events, where not necessarily that we're all
Speaker 3: snogging each other, but you know there's a bit of
Speaker 3: rubbin and getting close to each other.
Speaker 2: Look after yourself and others. A friend of a friend
Speaker 2: has it, Oh really really from Queenstown, from the Queenstown event. Wow,
Speaker 2: And so it is rather painful. There are vaccines, vaccines available,
Speaker 2: so if you qualify for a vaccine, I would urge
Speaker 2: you to go and get the vaccine.
Speaker 3: Are they doing a good job at keeping to themselves,
Speaker 3: all isolating all that sort of stuff?
Speaker 2: I believe. So I don't know this person personally, but yeah,
Speaker 2: one of my friends said, yeah, my friend got it
Speaker 2: from being a queen. Sound So it doesn't sound like
Speaker 2: a particularly enjoyable experience. So I would very much encourage
Speaker 2: you if you were Yes, as Chris said, go into
Speaker 2: one of these parties. Look after yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah after definitely great pso Chris, And it's about more
Speaker 1: information and looking after each other.
Speaker 2: But as I did mention, I have a hen's do
Speaker 2: to organize, Well, I'm I'm it's organized, baba. Have you
Speaker 2: got the penis straws? Not the penis straws. We've had
Speaker 2: a drag queen once we would know or we keep
Speaker 2: out the secrets. Well, I did try and get a
Speaker 2: well known drag queen, but they charge quite a bit
Speaker 2: more than they have like an emerging artist. They have
Speaker 2: a slew of queens available and varying price points, and
Speaker 2: the budget is is not I wouldn't say generous. She's
Speaker 2: we've really you know, we're very strict with our budget.
Speaker 3: And a cost of living crisis crisis. Sometimes you would
Speaker 3: to go and do you know what? Sometimes the chief
Speaker 3: ones they work harder.
Speaker 2: For the money. And so it was rehare di drec
Speaker 2: gread is just a bit of like, oh no.
Speaker 1: It'd be wagon wheel.
Speaker 2: I put it up on like task finder or whatever.
Speaker 2: And I've just got someone from the neighborhood to check
Speaker 2: on a wig from first scene and they go.
Speaker 1: To was that your message on the no?
Speaker 2: So we've got a drag queen coming and they're doing bengo.
Speaker 2: We've got a life drawing model. Have I told you
Speaker 2: about this? No? So first things first, this is the
Speaker 2: very first bridal party I've ever been in. Have either
Speaker 2: of you been you would have been? No, never been
Speaker 2: in the bridal Party? Bread not Chris. I've been on it.
Speaker 2: I've better on the maid. Did you have to organize
Speaker 2: the stag doo? No, I haven't got quite to the
Speaker 2: top of the ischelon right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I fear your pain though, because I have organized
Speaker 1: two stags but have never been part of the bridal
Speaker 1: Party but been the c oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's definitely MC territory out me. Yeah, all three
Speaker 2: of us. Yeah, you're funny, You're good at talking. Absolutely
Speaker 2: you can speak for Your test is.
Speaker 1: The worst, worst because all you want to do is
Speaker 1: just get absolutely sure the champagne.
Speaker 2: But and and you always end up doing more.
Speaker 3: You're going to try, You've had a couple of wines
Speaker 3: and you're like, fuck you say Grandma's full name proper,
Speaker 3: and you end up being.
Speaker 2: The you end up being the photographers wrangler and oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, there's so much to do anyway, So first
Speaker 2: battle party very exciting and I thought, hints do fun
Speaker 2: fun thing to organize? Uh, pain and the fucking ass.
Speaker 2: Thank god. This is the first vital party I've ever
Speaker 2: been a part of, and may it be the last.
Speaker 2: How's the group chat never ended? And I hate a
Speaker 2: group chat? And you know me, I'm not great at
Speaker 2: communicating at the best of time, and so responding to
Speaker 2: multiple messages, you know, I'll wake up in the morning
Speaker 2: after I'll go to sleep, and I'll wake up in
Speaker 2: the morning and there'll be like twenty new messages and
Speaker 2: it just overwhelms me. Oh my god, what pizza should
Speaker 2: we order? Do we need this? Who's organized this? The
Speaker 2: answer is you, Well, I've done it. I have done
Speaker 2: my part. I have done my part. I need to go. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're very kindly lending me that. Yeah, yep. And actually,
Speaker 2: do either of you have I've got you with the
Speaker 2: community basement page.
Speaker 1: Go.
Speaker 2: Do either of you have like a little like futon
Speaker 2: type couch that might be easily transportable, like an outdoor
Speaker 2: seating couch or something like that.
Speaker 3: I've got two cheers that could go, that could be
Speaker 3: taken outside.
Speaker 2: I don't know that fit in the car though. Do
Speaker 2: you think they're walkable? Like could I walk them?
Speaker 1: True? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably? I don't eat couple of trips like to do
Speaker 2: them individually. That's fine, You're not far away. We can
Speaker 2: feel producer Jodie coming out from a grave and just
Speaker 2: being like shit, gnjient. I know, but I've got I've
Speaker 2: got a limited time till so I've got to do
Speaker 2: my Edmund when I can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough, very excited. You wouldn't were sorry, we stop.
Speaker 3: We didn't talk about the Life Drawer.
Speaker 2: Man. We go on some tangents, don't we. So so
Speaker 2: we were organizing the entertainment and we said we don't
Speaker 2: want we don't want to stripper, but you know, a
Speaker 2: little bit of tasteful nudity wouldn't go on mess what it?
Speaker 2: So we thought life drawer like a nude model, and
Speaker 2: I said, well I might know someone that I could
Speaker 2: reach out to our friend. So I went to our
Speaker 2: friend anything, go to do it? No, no, you again.
Speaker 2: So this is so for context, this is the wonderful
Speaker 2: man who was the stripper at my hens Do and
Speaker 2: has performed at a number of misbehavior events over the years. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: it does a wonderful job, wonderful string. Yeah, he was painted.
Speaker 2: I also saw him at another event and he was
Speaker 2: painted full goal, full gold. Anyway, so I thought, well,
Speaker 2: he's not shy, so maybe I'll reach out to him.
Speaker 2: So I flipped him are DM on Instagram and I said, hey,
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is the kind of thing
Speaker 2: that you will do, but we're looking for like a
Speaker 2: nude model. Would you be interested. I just got back
Speaker 2: a thanks but no thanks message from them, which is
Speaker 2: like totally respect, respect it and absolutely fine. He was
Speaker 2: just like, not the thing, not the kind of thing
Speaker 2: that I do. But I just it was like one
Speaker 2: of those moments where I just felt very all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, felt very awkward about the fact that I'd
Speaker 2: basically message this guy being like I want to get
Speaker 2: your dick out at my house for a party, and
Speaker 2: he was like, no, not really. So we've gone to
Speaker 2: like a more like official channel to find a nude
Speaker 2: life drawing model.
Speaker 3: Do you get to like go through a portfolio and
Speaker 3: find somewhere or do they just say we'll send a
Speaker 3: man and he'll be there.
Speaker 2: I think it's we'll send the man and he'll be
Speaker 2: there and you'll get what you pay for, thank you
Speaker 2: very much. I think so. My my another bridesmaid was
Speaker 2: in charge of that particular entertainment, so she's booked it.
Speaker 2: If if there was a selection, we were not privy
Speaker 2: to the selection. And I would like to think of
Speaker 2: all of the messages we've had in the group chat.
Speaker 2: If there was a do you want a B or C?
Speaker 2: We would have that would have been shared in the
Speaker 2: group chat. Yeah, I mean that would have gone viral.
Speaker 2: That would have been like a thumbs up for a thunce.
Speaker 2: That would have been that would have been a of
Speaker 2: the group chat. I would have been happy to participate.
Speaker 2: You had to turn back on the notifications. So anyway,
Speaker 2: you two live just around the corner, so I think
Speaker 2: circa seven point thirty on Saturday night. If you want
Speaker 2: to see a little bit of peing, wow.
Speaker 3: I might just come and drop off. Just to make
Speaker 3: sure that gets heads a simple cold condition.
Speaker 2: I might.
Speaker 1: I might have some outdoor fur.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 3: It would be so interesting though, because just to get
Speaker 3: really in the weeds on it. You know it's going
Speaker 3: to be a man with a fleccid deck, isn't that.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll have to so do I need like do
Speaker 2: I need to make sure ensure heating is on and
Speaker 2: side like the heat pumps on. I would think so,
Speaker 2: and then we don't want to be Michaelangelo and has
Speaker 2: some little tiny little what's that? What's all mate? This mood?
Speaker 2: David David? Yeah. So the other thing is you've both
Speaker 2: been to my house. Yes we have, Yes, we've recorded. Okay,
Speaker 2: something have gone to air and something have not right,
Speaker 2: not our fault, our fault so on acord, remember that famously.
Speaker 2: So it's not back. Is the thing? My house's coat
Speaker 2: very cozy. So we've got about twenty five people come
Speaker 2: into this tens dude, and my question is where do
Speaker 2: I set this guy up? What do I do with him?
Speaker 3: You can't put here and maybe you have to go
Speaker 3: in and you look at him for thirty seconds like
Speaker 3: it's a game of memory.
Speaker 2: In the so so so do they seit? Is my question?
Speaker 2: So do I need to provide him with a chair
Speaker 2: or do they lie? You know, like do I give
Speaker 2: him a blanket and put him on?
Speaker 1: I think what I would do is I'd have options
Speaker 1: ready a chair and then maybe a nice throw if
Speaker 1: he wanted to lie down, maybe a free bowl, handy.
Speaker 2: Fruit ball, true, a couple of warringes of banana and
Speaker 2: some grapes. Oh yes, definitely some grapes.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you could participate Towe pockets and just be
Speaker 1: in the background of the live like feeding him great
Speaker 1: grapes in the note in the ride.
Speaker 3: Wow, Jesus, I've done a quick google about what to expect.
Speaker 3: So first of all, in terms of the naked person,
Speaker 3: they could be a anywhere between twenty and seventy.
Speaker 2: And this that's going to go. So you're going to
Speaker 2: start out with a warm up pose around twenty or
Speaker 2: thirty minutes, and then the model is going to hold
Speaker 2: a quick pose for two to five minutes and you
Speaker 2: can do rapid sketches of it and then maybe a
Speaker 2: long run at the end. Okay, Jesus. So while he's
Speaker 2: going to so quite a while, he's going to be
Speaker 2: there naked, just new to my house, I would think.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I reckon our gate is especially some of our waigators
Speaker 2: would have definitely been to a Hens do they had this.
Speaker 2: I think this is one for the Instagram story. Hit
Speaker 2: me up, Hit us up and let us know your
Speaker 2: stories or your just experiences. Really with a Hens parties,
Speaker 2: stag parties, but especially nude models, you'd have a good
Speaker 2: stack do story, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You readily got a couple I don't know whether broadcast.
Speaker 1: I have got a couple up my feet. Yeah, okay
Speaker 1: not probably not for sharing publicly.
Speaker 2: Right, what goes onto a stays on tourra that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fucking rugby and beers. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I will report back on Tuesday with as much
Speaker 2: as I can share from the hens do on Saturday night.
Speaker 3: I once went to a stag do where they had
Speaker 3: two strippers, a mother and daughter.
Speaker 1: No. And was it a regional one?
Speaker 2: No, no at all. It was very central. Do we
Speaker 2: think as the crow flies? Do we think legitimate?
Speaker 1: For me?
Speaker 3: I had quite similar features. Wow, yeah, it's a little
Speaker 3: bit more. I want to stop there.
Speaker 1: Well I can I share it's not a staggoo story.
Speaker 1: But once when I was living down here in pen Orty,
Speaker 1: we we organized a you know, like a poker knight,
Speaker 1: right yeah, and we're quite young and there's quite a
Speaker 1: few people there and a few of the lads, and
Speaker 1: and then like with the pot of money, we were
Speaker 1: like halfway through the game and we were like, whoever
Speaker 1: wins should like shout the whole group a stripper and
Speaker 1: so our friend who will, like my friend will who
Speaker 1: will remain nameless, nameless? He won? And we got the
Speaker 1: stripper in and they stripper stripped him down to his
Speaker 1: underwear and she did her performance the hot candle wax
Speaker 1: and all that sort of stuff. And he had a
Speaker 1: nice pair of Den Carter jockeys on and he got
Speaker 1: a stiff.
Speaker 2: He got a stiffie.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: It was just you know, when you were the it
Speaker 1: was the funniest thing. But my lord, I was impressed.
Speaker 2: I bet you, I bet your mates to stoke that
Speaker 2: you didn't win the game.
Speaker 1: Pretty much, you know, I was. It was a different
Speaker 1: error for bread.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get your growl around. There's definitely a difference between
Speaker 2: men and women though, because I've been to both Staggdoos
Speaker 2: and Hen's parties where they have been strippers, and the
Speaker 2: women make it a far more enjoyable experience. It's it's
Speaker 2: they appreciate the silliness of the whole thing. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of woohooing, there's a lot of like laughing and yeah,
Speaker 2: just appreciating and leaning into stupidity of a man basically
Speaker 2: stripping for you at a party. Men, though, I think,
Speaker 2: because often straighten mean you know, they don't really know
Speaker 2: how to articulate or verbalize often, and so the stand
Speaker 2: do I went with there was the stripper even just
Speaker 2: stood around kind of silently watching this lady get naked. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not much fun, No, and even no one knew really
Speaker 2: what to do or we look or what to say,
Speaker 2: which I kind of think this probably takes the humor
Speaker 2: out of it, but it probably also comes down to
Speaker 2: people like actually trying to have like try to work
Speaker 2: through in their head whether they actually are being respectful,
Speaker 2: like what is the best way of doing it? Which
Speaker 2: is true? Where is that kind of you know, like
Speaker 2: what are you supposed to do? Like I'm watching, but
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say anything because that's kind of
Speaker 2: rude to her.
Speaker 3: It always actually comes from a place of respect. Where
Speaker 3: would I just sort of like, I've been to a
Speaker 3: couple of parties. This is the strip of special. I've
Speaker 3: been to a couple of parties where they've done the
Speaker 3: old like Butler's in the Buff that's quite a fun one.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, a lot of beer about and then
Speaker 3: they quite because they like play games with your stuff
Speaker 3: and so you end up blindfolded and trying to do
Speaker 3: a bit of bobs.
Speaker 2: So I think this is where these guys, where our
Speaker 2: guys come from. But I think they do that. You know,
Speaker 2: they do a range of different options for you, and
Speaker 2: that's one of them.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't wait for the report. Hey, news that
Speaker 3: we missed last week? You know how we got like
Speaker 3: a good TV recommendation? Did you see the news that
Speaker 3: Omar Apollo has got a film coming up with Daniel
Speaker 3: Redcliffe Relive sorry, Daniel Craig and they have the sexy
Speaker 3: times and Omar is sexy, possibly one of the most
Speaker 3: beautiful men I've ever seen. So the film's called Queer
Speaker 3: and it's going to have at least one steamy sex
Speaker 3: scene featuring two very different heart throbs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a hot couple. And you know what makes
Speaker 2: it even hotterer Waite. This is probably terrible, but apparently
Speaker 2: when Omar found out that he was going to be
Speaker 2: part of it, he was like had but just done
Speaker 2: some other work and was not sort of maybe in
Speaker 2: his peak physical condition, so he just absolutely like shredded
Speaker 2: the ship out of it and got on the soup diet.
Speaker 2: So I imagine that he's having a girl with old Daniel
Speaker 2: Craig with a ripped airs body. Okay, I'm catching up
Speaker 2: on who this guy is. There were rumors about him
Speaker 2: and Pedro Pascal.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also Daniel Craig, No, he is. He's definitely straight, right,
Speaker 2: oh very much. He's James Bond. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't
Speaker 2: mean he can't be that straight. Well, yes, in the
Speaker 2: eyes of the creators, it can. No, it's definitely. It's
Speaker 2: definitely hit sexual.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I only asked that question because in Knives Out he
Speaker 2: plays a gay man and now he's and now he's
Speaker 2: playing gay man in this movie as well. But I
Speaker 2: but I backdoors versatile. I think we I think we can.
Speaker 2: I think we can, you know, make an educated guess. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: if you know, you don't think that Daniel Gregs is
Speaker 2: going to be just on all fours. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's going to be head down by maup. I don't.
Speaker 2: And look, that's very stereotypical of me. And of course
Speaker 2: there's a wide ranging spectrum of gay men and that's fine.
Speaker 2: But you know, anyone can be a top and anyone
Speaker 2: can be that is true. But also if it walks
Speaker 2: like a dark, talks like a dark, and quacks like
Speaker 2: a dark, it's probably a fucking bottom on all fours.
Speaker 1: You know, the episode talking about like hot men and
Speaker 1: group chats. Maybe you shared a photo to our group chat,
Speaker 1: which just got me very very envy, very jealous.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. We have to interrupt as
Speaker 2: Don's just having a massive conversation with someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's in the background. She told her I've got
Speaker 1: the podcast going, but she's and old people scream on
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 3: She little face dive audio and she's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: coming on, she still.
Speaker 2: Rock the landline?
Speaker 1: No, no, the landline's long gone. Have do your old
Speaker 1: still rock one?
Speaker 2: Do you know what they did? And that lessurely only
Speaker 2: just got rid of the landline? Wow, I know, I know. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we got interrupted. Sorry, Brad, Mom, keep it down.
Speaker 1: I just got this one on the middle finger. Back anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm in the house too, you know. So back to
Speaker 1: the now. I've lost my trainers.
Speaker 2: You were in the group chair and I seen your chair.
Speaker 1: And you've seen a photo. Yeah, very envious, very jealous.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us who it was and how did
Speaker 1: this all come about? Because all it was was a
Speaker 1: photo without any context. Yeah, hello to you boys. He's
Speaker 1: coming over to be the nude model at my.
Speaker 2: Oh my, oh my god. So I was in the
Speaker 2: studio and like the radio studio here at work, we
Speaker 2: were doing our show and I look out. Our studio
Speaker 2: overlooks the four Yer, so we see everyone coming and
Speaker 2: going all the time, and I look out there, I
Speaker 2: do like one of those like cartoon double takes where
Speaker 2: I like look look back and then do like a
Speaker 2: massive whip around and look again, because I realized who
Speaker 2: it was. Hi David, Hi David, So did you did
Speaker 2: you run after him? And he's obviously not read enough
Speaker 2: for a fight, because because you made it to get Jim.
Speaker 2: So he was walking through the atrium and I saw
Speaker 2: him and I was like, oh my god, it's David Nika,
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And then I had to of course
Speaker 2: explain to our producer a who David Nyuka was and
Speaker 2: be the significance of David in New Care and she said,
Speaker 2: you've got to go and say hi. But at that point,
Speaker 2: he had already walked into another radio station, was off
Speaker 2: to do some interview a guest about boxing. Well he's
Speaker 2: fighting this weekend, yea. So he had gone to one
Speaker 2: of the like laddie radio shows to talk about boxing.
Speaker 2: And I patiently waited and my producer said, you've got
Speaker 2: to go out there when he comes back out. So
Speaker 2: I saw him coming out of the doors from the
Speaker 2: radio station and I ran, but like ran walked because
Speaker 2: I was like, I need to get here fast so
Speaker 2: I don't miss him. But I also don't want him
Speaker 2: to know how desperately eager I have been to see him,
Speaker 2: So I had to kind of do this like very
Speaker 2: quick run walk into the atrium. And then I walk
Speaker 2: in there and the first thing he says is I
Speaker 2: thought it was you, And I went, oh, my god,
Speaker 2: I'm like I melted the fact that he like remembered
Speaker 2: me and knew who I was. I just was like, oh,
Speaker 2: But then I thought, of course he remembers who I am.
Speaker 2: Where the fucking creeps who firsted over him on a
Speaker 2: podcast that he listened to? Maybe he listened to the episode.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he still I'm sorry's still churning down. I'm
Speaker 3: sure I have a lenks. He's just lying in bed
Speaker 3: at night being like, I want to see what all
Speaker 3: those games are up.
Speaker 2: To talking about me? My god? Did he ask about us?
Speaker 2: I did I see it? I said, the boys will
Speaker 2: see there. I see the boys will see their love,
Speaker 2: And he said, thank you very much. Tell them, I said, high, oh,
Speaker 2: and I was gonna I was like, I was gonna
Speaker 2: get my phone out and I was gonna be like,
Speaker 2: can you record a message? But I just it was
Speaker 2: just I was trying to play it cool. You want
Speaker 2: to be friends with them, you want to be like
Speaker 2: you know what you should do. This is what I've
Speaker 2: learned as from some gen Z staff members.
Speaker 3: What you need to do is you did like unfollowing
Speaker 3: Instagram and then follow them again so he sees you
Speaker 3: come from the thing, and then he might follow you back.
Speaker 2: And then you bang, No, he follows me. He already
Speaker 2: followed He followed me from the last time that I
Speaker 2: interviewed him on breakfast, So he does follow me.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: I will happily tell you he does not interrect on Instagram,
Speaker 2: but he follows me. Well, now he's an moment of truth.
Speaker 2: Does he still follow you on Instagram? Oh? God, do
Speaker 2: I want to know? I think you want to do
Speaker 2: a life react. Oh Jesus, Oh god, they I'm still there.
Speaker 2: You are still there, still there? Very fancy, Yes, High Davis.
Speaker 2: It was lovely to see you again.
Speaker 3: And then Brad, you seen one last night who I
Speaker 3: was not across.
Speaker 2: Oh, you've got to get across him. But Brad fill
Speaker 2: us god.
Speaker 1: To get across him. His name as Metell Burns. Now
Speaker 1: he has recently been on the Today Show.
Speaker 2: He's been on the Morning TV circuit, He's done the
Speaker 2: whole slew of them.
Speaker 1: So this young fella as an Australian and he as
Speaker 1: I think he's like a photographer, but it's really in
Speaker 1: tune with nature and goes out and really gets into
Speaker 1: nature photography and the land and what heaven in Australia.
Speaker 2: Right, he's a young hot David Edinburgh.
Speaker 1: Oh just.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at this one of him here
Speaker 2: and he's just feeding an orphan kangaroo. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: look at those ten days respectfully.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Really shot to fame after he was
Speaker 1: a worker in the mines and now he's like just
Speaker 1: he's got five hundred and twenty four thousand fours and
Speaker 1: he is just divine.
Speaker 2: Dine will share his profile to our Instagram page that
Speaker 2: you can get amongst it as well, because trust us,
Speaker 2: you want to follow him. The funniest thing is always
Speaker 2: when you look at someone's Instagram page and you go, oh,
Speaker 2: there's thirty one year mutual friends the people that I
Speaker 2: know that they are almost exclusively gaming in I see
Speaker 2: I see one straight man and one woman, and the
Speaker 2: rest of the people that I know that follow him
Speaker 2: are gay.
Speaker 3: In absolutely, he's followed by Matthew camp who's one of
Speaker 3: my favorites. We're talking about him of the olympm No, no, no,
Speaker 3: that I don't know how to describe him.
Speaker 2: He's deborn for a while. Ah right, all right, what's
Speaker 2: getting a follow from me? You won't regret it, you
Speaker 2: know what? Regret it?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: Mitchell, Hi, Mitchella, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Hello, come on and do some photography over here.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're we're getting to the end of the episode.
Speaker 2: But I really wanted to quickly share this with you.
Speaker 2: I saw this funny video today a comedian by the
Speaker 2: name of Bo Johnson, and he was on like a
Speaker 2: funny little comedy panel thing on stage and they encouraged
Speaker 2: him to come up with new slowans for Grinder and
Speaker 2: it's very, very funny. Soon I'm going to apply these
Speaker 2: for you now.
Speaker 5: Slogan for Grinder that actually Grinder can use the slogan
Speaker 5: from any major corporation, Nike, just do it, Skittles, Taste
Speaker 5: the Rainbow, Gatorade, is it in you.
Speaker 2: Ford, go further.
Speaker 1: KFC.
Speaker 5: It's finger licking good.
Speaker 1: Energizer.
Speaker 5: It keeps going and going and going to let the
Speaker 5: best a man can get.
Speaker 2: And Wendy is where's the beam? Oh good? So that
Speaker 2: made me laugh a lot and I wanted to share
Speaker 2: it with you as well. Oh brilliant him. Thank you
Speaker 2: for being with us this week. It's been a fun episode,
Speaker 2: really fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely lots of tangents. And this is what we're
Speaker 1: here here for. We like Bruce Lee, be like water.
Speaker 2: Very good. My gosh, you've got the most random things today.
Speaker 2: And so you're going to be back in town this weekend.
Speaker 2: So celebrity appearances, so gators in the wild, if you
Speaker 2: see Bottom, if you see Brandy Bottom weekend, I want
Speaker 2: to hear about it. I want to see it in
Speaker 2: the DMS. We want to see the full kaff Dan.
Speaker 2: And also I don't know whether Bradley has told you
Speaker 2: guys this, but he won't be bringing in neckers either,
Speaker 2: So just respectfully hand at the back.
Speaker 1: And if you see all of us us three in
Speaker 1: the wild this weekend, cool housey, you've.
Speaker 2: Got it, You've got the full house. I love that.
Speaker 2: I love that who can collect the set first. I
Speaker 2: reckon it'll be about seven thirty when buckets with the
Speaker 2: part of the group chat when we find out that
Speaker 2: the stripper actually is an attractive man. Anyway, we will
Speaker 2: be back next week in lots to debrief on when
Speaker 2: we see you next week. Had a fantastic week. We'll
Speaker 2: see you then, Bye bye bye, mm hmm.