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Speaker 1: Good morning, Fleach Morn and Haileyo. It's two minutes past sex, Kira, Kira,
Speaker 1: good morning. Now, you went out last night. I didn't
Speaker 1: have a late night. I did?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: I just yeah, you were just sleeping on the floor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I went out for dinner with a.
Speaker 1: Friend quote unquote okay.
Speaker 4: And I just ate too much food and then couldn't
Speaker 4: slam right.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm happy for this because that has given us
Speaker 1: another installmentive Sprowl on the Prowl, I know we'll talk
Speaker 1: about after seven o'clock. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I date last night, so one part of it was
Speaker 2: quite embarrassing and you just had to sit in it
Speaker 2: for the whole day.
Speaker 1: The top Sex is coming up and a wild story
Speaker 1: out of Saudi Arabia. They want to build a sports
Speaker 1: stadium atop a building, a skyscraper with a sports stadium
Speaker 1: on the top. How tall is the sky tower?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 1: If them the skytower, because it's three hundred meters that
Speaker 1: it'll be a skyscraper and at three hundred meters there
Speaker 1: will be a forty thousand seat stadium. Yeah, how about
Speaker 1: so the skytower to the tippy top at three hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty eight meters.
Speaker 2: No, isn't that just insane?
Speaker 1: You'd feel sick. Also, the AI generated images that they
Speaker 1: release with this story don't make sense because the building's
Speaker 1: not wide enough to support that stadium. It wides out,
Speaker 1: which is unusual for a building. It goes up and
Speaker 1: then it wides out, and then a massive part of
Speaker 1: the stadium is literally cantilevered. Yeah, I hate. It's not
Speaker 1: going to be for everybody. I mean, it's hard enough
Speaker 1: pouring in and out of stadiums as it is. Totally,
Speaker 1: they're on the rush now because I've got the top
Speaker 1: six reasons that there could be problems with the Skystadium.
Speaker 1: It's coming up in the top six.
Speaker 2: Next on the show, though, let's kick things off with
Speaker 2: some great news for you two bald brothers.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, things might be turning around. They finally invented
Speaker 1: a comb for bald people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just scratches the scalps just to.
Speaker 6: Stand play in. Fleshorn and Haley.
Speaker 2: My bald brothers were able to grow your hearback.
Speaker 4: Now, what hair style would you.
Speaker 1: Go with probably just still pretty short.
Speaker 4: You keep it short.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wouldn't want to have to get
Speaker 1: it like styled regularly.
Speaker 4: Imagine even get.
Speaker 1: Hair counts all the time, so you just keep it
Speaker 1: like buzz that all along, I think, and every now
Speaker 1: and then just get it trimmed. Yeah, I think I would. Maybe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's so weird. I couldn't imagine having
Speaker 1: here now.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine, because like here for guys is a
Speaker 2: big thing. I fellow like a few like male hair dresses,
Speaker 2: and like they I can't imagine. I can't imagine a
Speaker 2: guy styling is here every day, do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 4: So I get it as well, Like just even.
Speaker 1: Here, I wore a hat every day.
Speaker 2: Good yeah, gosh, but you regret that maybe you rubbed
Speaker 2: it off.
Speaker 1: Maybe works it was. There was a time when I
Speaker 1: did fudge a little bit.
Speaker 2: Ye fudge get thick balm. Yeah yeah, Well I'm asking
Speaker 2: you this because it's gonna happen, And this is you
Speaker 2: can great your hair back if you want.
Speaker 1: They've tested in mice.
Speaker 4: Where do we stand on that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, do you remember when we saw
Speaker 1: a rat? I've been catching some monster rats out my
Speaker 1: place later Norwegian ship rats from Norway because and then
Speaker 1: and then the trap goes cup I am.
Speaker 5: And then.
Speaker 2: So the National Taiwan University, there's some researchers that have
Speaker 2: been looking into baldness, trying to cure it, and they've
Speaker 2: developed a serum that they say is like revolutionary. They
Speaker 2: did it in mice, and mice regrew here within twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Now I want to know how they got rid of
Speaker 2: it twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: I think they don't. Don't they genetically modify the mouse
Speaker 1: or the mice to meace, the meace to pieces, like
Speaker 1: to make them like those bald cats.
Speaker 2: Oh, because I was like, do they take them to
Speaker 2: the Casey clinic can get laser here removal first and
Speaker 2: then grow it back.
Speaker 1: This would also be would this be good for women
Speaker 1: or any men with thin here? Yeah, is out.
Speaker 2: Most of mine is fake and I use monoxidal, which
Speaker 2: is like the only current topical heir loss treatment that
Speaker 2: most people use.
Speaker 4: And then and then it's transplants, all that laser stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, this is bad news for Turkey, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Terrible news? So the serum, so they've created the serum.
Speaker 2: It triggers a biological response. It activates hair follicles stem
Speaker 2: cells using natural mono saturated fatty acids.
Speaker 1: But does this mean you're back here will go crazy? No,
Speaker 1: because it's topical. It's where you put it. It's you
Speaker 1: put it. What if you and then you go outside
Speaker 1: and it's raining and then you get hairy titties? No, okay,
Speaker 1: what if you're putting on the cream and you drop
Speaker 1: a little bit on your cheek or your nipple and
Speaker 1: then it just grows here? Yeah, is a joke by
Speaker 1: the feet. Yeah, and out hang you up till it
Speaker 1: drips off, till drips off, or as you as your
Speaker 1: friends are sleep and you draw like a d n
Speaker 1: B on on the back.
Speaker 2: Like girls get the serum and just rub it on
Speaker 2: their upper lip, rub it on the rapper up every
Speaker 2: night you flip, rub it on the upper lip, rub
Speaker 2: it on the upper lip, and she's like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, something with my wal They come out
Speaker 1: one morning they've got like a full police mastache.
Speaker 4: Sell it like slug on their lap.
Speaker 2: Well, it's they're they're pretty excited about this advancements. I
Speaker 2: mean nearly like fifty lose the hair.
Speaker 4: So yeah, rub it in rub it in the.
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Speaker 1: One and halesining stuff. The old the old AI is
Speaker 1: a rapid advancement. It's happening so quick. Letters and Sora
Speaker 1: is the AI of the day. Yeah, this is the week,
Speaker 1: the only available by invite Canadians Americans where you know
Speaker 1: you'll be seeing all these videos reading this, I can
Speaker 1: see where they're staying out of the EU. You know
Speaker 1: how the litigiously European they just have rules, don't they
Speaker 1: a strict rules, strict rules, and you know, see where
Speaker 1: they're staying out of that so far because they're in
Speaker 1: like a minefield of legal stuff at the moment. And
Speaker 1: the latest one is that Cameo.
Speaker 7: The celebrities shout out, Yeah, you pay celebrities sign up,
Speaker 7: they make a cart, Cameo makes a little cut and
Speaker 7: you can get personalized videos from celebrities, paying different amounts
Speaker 7: for how famous they.
Speaker 1: Are and their D grade reality starts right, pay big,
Speaker 1: big bucks to get some big ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but the majority of people on Cameo is
Speaker 2: like a horn horn, I'm on Cameo.
Speaker 1: So Cameo is suing Sora or chat GPT, the company
Speaker 1: that is that because Their new feature is called cameo,
Speaker 1: and you can take your friends and get them AI
Speaker 1: to be doing things like you could take a photo
Speaker 1: of your friend, get a face scan, and then have
Speaker 1: them doing, for example, uh, the world's hardest ice skating tricks,
Speaker 1: the backflip on a stand up paddaboard. There's actual examples
Speaker 1: that I can see on the screen here, backflip on
Speaker 1: a standup padboard. And then they can chuck that on
Speaker 1: their dating profile. Years But what now are you saying?
Speaker 1: Now even dating profiles, we're going to be like, is
Speaker 1: that person even at much a picture? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? But also how far can it go?
Speaker 2: Like could you take a picture of me, you know,
Speaker 2: doing something illegal and you know, like take a picture
Speaker 2: of me and make it look like I'm doing heroine,
Speaker 2: you know, and then you send it to and I
Speaker 2: lose my job.
Speaker 1: Right, there was an influencer and they made that's the
Speaker 1: sports reporter and they may do a flash of boobs
Speaker 1: and she's on, I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't I'm going to see that.
Speaker 2: Well, but if you do that to me, mate, my
Speaker 2: bob's real nice.
Speaker 1: Also just cutting cameos line, so no, it's well kind of,
Speaker 1: because you can deep fake celibrities? Is that specifically saying
Speaker 1: the fact they've called it cameo is diluting their brand? Right,
Speaker 1: So it's a naming thing. It's the fact that they've
Speaker 1: used the term cameo. But you don't need to pay
Speaker 1: a celebrity now to give your friend a shout out
Speaker 1: because you can just generate it and celebrity because celebrities
Speaker 1: are opting out of their image being used. Correct, the
Speaker 1: celebrity opts out? How do you opt out? I think
Speaker 1: you have to legally serve it. I think by default
Speaker 1: you're included until you're not included. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: It's a bitter and vasive that's so they are.
Speaker 1: There's actually a really good quote here that I wanted
Speaker 1: to find from somebody that works at cameo. There they're
Speaker 1: confusing customers to associated with a SATs hastily made AI
Speaker 1: slop and deep fake crap featuring celebrities, deep fake cramp.
Speaker 1: What is ursats tonight? It's a word I've never heard.
Speaker 1: It's six liters long, so it's not going to be
Speaker 1: in a word. Thank god. Every time now I see
Speaker 1: a five little word that I don't recognize.
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, that'll be word.
Speaker 1: So ersatz is a product made of you, made or
Speaker 1: used as a substitute, typically an inferior one or something else.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like come around the team, version version up.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you could get your image AI doing something,
Speaker 2: what would it be?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like if you could Aimes climbing over us to whatever?
Speaker 1: I love every time I see it and I watch
Speaker 1: it and like I love them and maybe I'd like
Speaker 1: to be able to it. And it's mostly because I can't. Well,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen that dude who winds up the
Speaker 1: surf cast and win he's fishing and he winds it
Speaker 1: up and it's going to glow in the dark syncrona
Speaker 1: and he goes and it just goes. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: could learn to do that for real. Now, let's just
Speaker 1: a I that can stand on top of Everest.
Speaker 4: You're doing the splits.
Speaker 2: I'm literally mounting.
Speaker 1: Every in the top of the world. I think you'll
Speaker 1: be asking for frostbite, class bite, Nell.
Speaker 6: Flen and Haley Big Pod.
Speaker 4: So it's payday. It's pay day tomorrow, right, Yes?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 1: I had a big.
Speaker 2: Bill paying day yesterday and I really drained that thing.
Speaker 4: It's the point where it was at at the.
Speaker 1: Ends drigs in the internet banking.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that there was a study in America that
Speaker 2: looked at how quickly American employed Americans, Ah, how quickly
Speaker 2: they're spending their paycheck, and half of the average Americans
Speaker 2: are spending it within two days of getting paid.
Speaker 1: Like it's all gated and done. What do you want
Speaker 1: to you want to make sure you pay your you know,
Speaker 1: your mortgage, you your rent straight away totally.
Speaker 2: So that's the bulk of it that they were saying.
Speaker 2: It goes to necessities like your mortgage.
Speaker 1: Read the beer, the beer necessities. Beer.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, no, beer is not a necessity nessary.
Speaker 2: You need to pay beer necessities, gro gros cities, necessities,
Speaker 2: you rent, your mortgage, credit card, bills or everything.
Speaker 4: And with them doing that, pay comes in yeah.
Speaker 1: Gone, yeah.
Speaker 2: So I mean then you've got your food, salt, and
Speaker 2: all your bills and everything. But I'm trying to think
Speaker 2: about how quickly I would spend mine, because it does.
Speaker 2: You don't spend it all if it doesn't like line
Speaker 2: up with your mortgage, but like it does go quite quickly.
Speaker 1: If you're renting your mortgage is coming out like midweek. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you've got the end and you want to leave
Speaker 1: it there and hope that you don't get too drunk
Speaker 1: and out. You're going to jack it up if you're
Speaker 1: paying rent or mortgage the day you get paid, that
Speaker 1: pays mortgage comes out and goes into a separate account,
Speaker 1: and no touchy touchy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can touch all my separate.
Speaker 1: No touchy, touchy touched it another round? Your paid.
Speaker 2: That looks nice. This is looking so nice. You let
Speaker 2: your ring comes out on Tuesday. It this looks so nice.
Speaker 2: So apparently Millennials, we're spending the fastest. Okay, we spend
Speaker 2: forty percent of the paycheck in twelve hours, which is
Speaker 2: the fastest of any group. Then it's Gen Z's, and
Speaker 2: then it's baby boomers because baby and they were saying
Speaker 2: the reason is that they have much less financial stress
Speaker 2: at the Yeah, only.
Speaker 1: They bleed the housing market drident. They pulled the market
Speaker 1: up by the ankles and just let it out.
Speaker 4: We were like, hell, take me worth it. It's like
Speaker 4: the rapture, you know what I mean? Yeah, if someone.
Speaker 2: Was getting raptured and I was being left on earth,
Speaker 2: I'd grab their ankles.
Speaker 1: Take me with you, I reckon if you had a
Speaker 1: look around at the people being taken versus the people
Speaker 1: that are still here, it might be worth hanging around.
Speaker 1: I think it's be more fun. It's going so much
Speaker 1: more fun with us. Let's stay Yeah.
Speaker 6: Z m's fledged Vaughn and Hayley play z MS flesh
Speaker 6: one and Haley from.
Speaker 1: The fletch Onore and Haley group chat. This is the
Speaker 1: top six. Hello, there's Saudi Arabia set to build the
Speaker 1: world's first sky stadium. It is going to be able
Speaker 1: to boast boast a capacity of forty six thousand people.
Speaker 1: So jeez, what's that? That's not smart? Yeah, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not eating park because that's in the fifties, right,
Speaker 1: But forty six thousand at an altitude of three hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty meters above the ground is a huge note thing.
Speaker 1: So the new standing in the building and crashed it
Speaker 1: for perspective is thirty thousand because that thing looks and
Speaker 1: that thing looks huge, so imagine that. But begger on
Speaker 1: top of a skyscraper.
Speaker 2: I don't want to imagine. It's flitch, I don't. You
Speaker 2: could not get me up there.
Speaker 1: It would be just slightly above the height of the
Speaker 1: sky tower. Ye, three hundred and fifty meters above the ground.
Speaker 1: So yes, from the viewing platform that is skytout three
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty something. Yeah, yeah, just above the skytwel
Speaker 1: for perspective of like forty taller than the shad in London.
Speaker 1: That big pickle looking insane. Hey, so they asked they've
Speaker 1: kind of put out the Saudi Arabia has said, sparedo expense,
Speaker 1: we want your concepts. They released fifteen concepts of the
Speaker 1: high tech stadiums that are going to be completed before
Speaker 1: August twenty thirty four. It won't happen, no, no, but
Speaker 1: you know what happens in these countries. They shep all
Speaker 1: the labor overs from you know, neighboring countries, the Philippines.
Speaker 1: You know, people go fall down left shafts and catch yeah,
Speaker 1: and they just say, no, you didn't he didn't die here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no this lacks health and safety. Let's put it
Speaker 1: that way. Yeah. So there's a few other designs with
Speaker 1: the skytop. One is like everybody's favorite because it's so
Speaker 1: extravagant and it hasn't been done before. But for all
Speaker 1: with issues. And here's worn Smith's top six problems with
Speaker 1: the sky Stadium Number six. On the last there's the
Speaker 1: ball over the side. It's a sex and out if
Speaker 1: they played cricket up there. I mean, if you play cricket,
Speaker 1: there's cricket balls that have got on the roof and
Speaker 1: over stadium. So I've never seen anyone kick a rugby
Speaker 1: ball on the roof of like over the year. But
Speaker 1: if you were playing football up there and you had
Speaker 1: a penalty shot, you'd forego the point. It would be
Speaker 1: the first person to put a ball off the top of.
Speaker 2: Who's there in Saudi Arabia underneath being like you.
Speaker 1: Know, even sky stadiums thirty four and a half thousand,
Speaker 1: so the stadium would be bigger than cake Tin in Wellington.
Speaker 1: That's not Also, do yourself a favor in google it
Speaker 1: or you need to google a Saudi Arabia sky stadium.
Speaker 1: It's and like the candilever on because you know stadium
Speaker 1: are more oval. This is a square building that kind
Speaker 1: of branches out to accommodator, but there's still a huge
Speaker 1: candilever on. It gives me the screaming.
Speaker 4: Shiit same, it makes me feel, It makes my skin crawl.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Number five on the list of the top six problems
Speaker 1: of the sky stadium. Hot chips get cold real quick
Speaker 1: because you're an altitude. Oh yeah, wind blows. Yeah, I'm even.
Speaker 2: Getting all the chips. Do you know what, imagine they
Speaker 2: run out of chips, Like.
Speaker 1: Maybe they can take the levy of foil container, you know,
Speaker 1: to keep them warm and be helpful, like a little
Speaker 1: thermost for chippy. Yeah, chippy thermipy thermost. I think stadium,
Speaker 1: even stadiums on the ground should look into that because
Speaker 1: they go so cold. They do because they see it
Speaker 1: often in the warmer for a long time. It's just
Speaker 1: a great idea, really, yeah, chippy thermost. Number four on
Speaker 1: the last of the top six problems are with the
Speaker 1: sky stadium. The wheeze from the eurin or when you
Speaker 1: go to the toilet. Yeah, just go straight out.
Speaker 4: The side of the spreads us out into the city below.
Speaker 1: Yeah, menage down the windows of the floors below. Imagine
Speaker 1: all the utilities that would need to come down from
Speaker 1: a stadium. It's it's there's an infinite amount of things.
Speaker 1: This is not happening. Is not happening. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Number three on the less of the top six problems
Speaker 1: of the sky Stadium. You know, the lines to get
Speaker 1: into a stadium with the games about to play. We
Speaker 1: experienced that when we went to the All Blacks with
Speaker 1: bats Bread. Now imagine those lines are for lifts. Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: Yes, because the building that it's projected on like it
Speaker 2: looks skinny.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's it's not Skytower skinny, Skytower skinny, but
Speaker 1: it's not like fad apartment. But it's going to stadium
Speaker 1: on the top. You'd need hundreds of left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly to get thousands and thousands, thousands of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. Number two in the last of the top
Speaker 1: sex problems of the sky Stadium. Drunk people just straight
Speaker 1: up falling off the edge. You would.
Speaker 4: It's like on cruise ships.
Speaker 1: Yeah. God, did you say they found that person that
Speaker 1: Australian woman that went missing from the cruise ship unaccounted
Speaker 1: for when at the end of the day. No, they
Speaker 1: found her washed up on the No. No, no, I shouldn't
Speaker 1: fall off the cruise ships. She just never came back
Speaker 1: from the day activity. Oh right, shoot, oh, what happened?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 4: Hey, what happened?
Speaker 1: I don't know. And everyone on the airs of the top,
Speaker 1: sex problems to the sky sad and the only real
Speaker 1: sport that could be played there would quidditch. Yes, I'd
Speaker 1: watch a game the top of the tower. We're already up
Speaker 1: in the sky. Yeah, what could possibly Harry Potter's bloody
Speaker 1: chasing the golden snitch over the side. Fletch has got
Speaker 1: no idea what we're talking about. I've seen that. I've
Speaker 1: seen the first.
Speaker 2: I've seen the first one with broomsticks and golden snatch,
Speaker 2: and there's a wizard all wizards.
Speaker 1: And then that guy with no nose. He's in the
Speaker 1: first one. He's in the seventh, but I know from
Speaker 1: the first of the seventh. I think I've seen one
Speaker 1: five and I've seen one and seven. Yeah, Potts today
Speaker 1: plays plays. We have received our Airbnb review for our
Speaker 1: best friend's holiday to Barley. We took some days off
Speaker 1: into Barley's that a villa, which is a very popular
Speaker 1: accommodation style and Barley. They kind of walk down some
Speaker 1: weird alleyway and you're just kind of like we're about
Speaker 1: to be margked, and then there's a little and a
Speaker 1: cat with a twisty tail, rubbish and stuff, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you're like open a gate and
Speaker 1: then you're in this beautiful tree that's some there's some
Speaker 1: other pool in the middle. You can see why it's
Speaker 1: so many Aussies and Kiwis go.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, it's pretty close and it is litterle paradise.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the villa was very lovely. A bedroom each, yeah,
Speaker 1: a bathroom, air conditioning, sort of an open area you know,
Speaker 1: for living, socializing and such. It was beautiful. So imagine
Speaker 1: one afternoon when I say, I'm just gonna need a
Speaker 1: little nap time difference, bad sleeps taken out of me.
Speaker 1: I need a little nap, and I go in and
Speaker 1: my two best friends decided to absolutely get older person
Speaker 1: music super loud. I discovered a new drink they both
Speaker 1: really took a liking to. It was a local barley
Speaker 1: made mahido in a can. It was actually delicious. I
Speaker 1: think about importing them into New Zealand. They were pretty good,
Speaker 1: because my problem with anything in a can is it's
Speaker 1: always too sweet. Yeah, and they weren't. They weren't. They
Speaker 1: weren't too sweet anyway. So I go there for a
Speaker 1: little light out and put my ear plugs in and
Speaker 1: I my eyemask on and I maybe get a little
Speaker 1: hour and a bit kip. All right, it was an hour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I come out music blaring, these two shit face in
Speaker 1: the pool, cans floating in the pool, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: excuse you, Tube, what is going on? And then their
Speaker 1: whole tirade around their new theory about recycling.
Speaker 2: Is if it never goes in the landfill, we're protecting
Speaker 2: the earth. Yeah, because Flitch does this sometimes when you drink,
Speaker 2: you just get this naughty mood. And he just finished
Speaker 2: his first can and we were swimming and he just
Speaker 2: looks at me and just goes like hips it in
Speaker 2: the thing. And then that was just how we got
Speaker 2: rid of the dozen.
Speaker 1: The dozen drinks. Yeah, so I walk out there's just
Speaker 1: cans floating in the pool, music blaring. There is a
Speaker 1: photo of that on my Instagram as well. It made
Speaker 1: the carousel because it just was a fun memory. We
Speaker 1: would laugh. We did clean up afterwards, and I think
Speaker 1: the next morning we went to you to dive in
Speaker 1: and get one pool. Candidated cans when they fill up
Speaker 1: with water famously don't float anymore. When we checked out,
Speaker 1: I will say I cleaned my I never leave a
Speaker 1: hotel or at ebnb like dirty the covers put things
Speaker 1: in the ben Well, we have received our first review
Speaker 1: because the people who clean. This is the other thing
Speaker 1: I learned. The people that cleaned the villa kind of
Speaker 1: live on site. Yeah, they were living next door literally
Speaker 1: and the rule was no parties. Yeah, but we didn't
Speaker 1: have any parties.
Speaker 4: It was literally just the three of us listened very
Speaker 4: loud music.
Speaker 1: Well there wasn't just the three of us, so a
Speaker 1: couple of people had some visitors and we were going
Speaker 1: to that here now but I will maybe and uh,
Speaker 1: you know the ps I'm coming and going loud music
Speaker 1: and dressing other stuff. I was just like, thank god,
Speaker 1: this isn't I don't have an air BnB account, but
Speaker 1: thank you? What have you not have any BnB? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Somebody else? Okay, Well the why the reviewers
Speaker 1: and from our friends and of course of barm in
Speaker 1: these names a pleasure to host. The villain was left spotless.
Speaker 1: House rules were respected and communication was smooth throughout. Truly
Speaker 1: ideal gifts. Welcome back anytime. I highly recommend to any host.
Speaker 1: Bullshit rules were respected. It wasn't It wasn't Villakiki that
Speaker 1: Max was looking thinking of there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, well we managed a great review and five stars
Speaker 1: by the way, five stars, Yeah, I did, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was I said it was beautiful. Yeah, although I did,
Speaker 1: I did say the cats could have been cute because
Speaker 1: they're very manky cats. That black cat that was from
Speaker 1: the last that was exceptionally cut. That cat that hung
Speaker 1: up by the villa, it looked like a ghost. I
Speaker 1: actually loved when I go overseas seeing like cats in
Speaker 1: other countries. Cats do in other countries are always they
Speaker 1: just seem so happy and they're just cruising around just
Speaker 1: living their best life.
Speaker 2: Oh god, but okay, our villa cat was mainjy like
Speaker 2: you were. You were raiding the barley cats and you
Speaker 2: wanted two.
Speaker 1: Out of five. I would have preferred the squirrel it
Speaker 1: was to monic. Apparently it's squirrels.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there were squirrels.
Speaker 2: There were bats, and there were demons in the in
Speaker 2: the BnB as well, but we can't talk about that.
Speaker 6: The fleets one and Haley beg Pod but dry.
Speaker 1: After Balley you're as I've been crisped. Yeah, just store
Speaker 1: for time, guys, because I'm still not paying for YouTube,
Speaker 1: so it's just a game.
Speaker 4: Surely now you member expense.
Speaker 1: It should be yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah no, Now
Speaker 1: I've got the music. I don't just got to find
Speaker 1: the the spot we always need should mark that. I
Speaker 1: know it's well into the song before they first say okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, here we go, here we go, have fun,
Speaker 1: sprab on the prow, spra the pre out there. Look
Speaker 1: I have some fun. It's with every word. I really
Speaker 1: should get into the really should get into the studio
Speaker 1: and record that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we really should. God this so much to record.
Speaker 1: So there's only so much time in the day.
Speaker 2: It's run about this time that the text machine starts going,
Speaker 2: wait a.
Speaker 1: Minute, are you single? She's cheating?
Speaker 4: I am a single.
Speaker 1: Mangle, you're single, ready to mingle?
Speaker 2: Single and rather ready to mangle. In fact, I mingled
Speaker 2: last night. I don't know what it found grows to say.
Speaker 1: I went on a date, is what I mean?
Speaker 2: Okay, went on a date, get some foods, have some drinks,
Speaker 2: hang out with a gentleman.
Speaker 4: I chose a gentleman.
Speaker 1: Where did you decide to go for the amazing streets.
Speaker 4: In Auckland?
Speaker 2: Do you seem like can always chooses it as its
Speaker 2: top for fish?
Speaker 1: I won't work regularly in the top five.
Speaker 4: Food rug You just Persian rugs, Persian food.
Speaker 1: They serve everything on rugs. Yeahese it's specifically Lebanese, isn't it,
Speaker 1: Because I once we talked about it and I said,
Speaker 1: I was worried about the drom ln No. No, the
Speaker 1: lamb is succulent because when you went on a date, though,
Speaker 1: and you saw the other guy that.
Speaker 2: You so funny as I went on a date to
Speaker 2: Jamazie Street before with a different person.
Speaker 1: And then I sure, you got to choose the different tape.
Speaker 2: But if I'm taking someone out on a date, I'm
Speaker 2: going to go where I want.
Speaker 1: To eat, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, and I saw the guy who ghosted me
Speaker 2: and he was at Jamaze Street with his date, and
Speaker 2: I was like, God, get a new date spot.
Speaker 4: And now I'm back at Jamaze Street with a new date.
Speaker 1: Get a new date, get a new date spot.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so I was messaging this stranger to me, and
Speaker 2: you know, as I've planned the date, it's my date,
Speaker 2: I've booked everything, and here's the timing and whatnot. I'll
Speaker 2: swing past it this time in a uber and I'll
Speaker 2: grab you and I put on an outfit. I want
Speaker 2: it to be cute, but like not like two full on.
Speaker 2: So I just chose this like blue and white pin
Speaker 2: striped shirt, little mini skirt, docks and oversized blazer and
Speaker 2: so here we go.
Speaker 4: This is perfect classic Sprowl outfit.
Speaker 1: Lovely.
Speaker 2: This gentleman comes out of his door towards mine uber
Speaker 2: and he is wearing a blue and white pin striped shirt.
Speaker 4: We had the same shirt on.
Speaker 1: Could he have changed always already in the uber by
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: At that point, I was like, we could, Like this
Speaker 2: is how similar it was?
Speaker 1: Cruise ship cruise shy. This is giving cruise ship old
Speaker 1: couple vibes.
Speaker 2: I know, like it was planned and I think epone
Speaker 2: would have seen us at this dinner being like camp
Speaker 2: and I was like, I barely know this stranger and
Speaker 2: here he is in the same bloody shirt and we
Speaker 2: just had to sit in there.
Speaker 4: If I tried to put on my jacket to be like.
Speaker 1: You run too hot that restaurant it's a hot It
Speaker 1: wasn't an arcade.
Speaker 4: It's sort of in a glass dome.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: So I went on a date with myself.
Speaker 1: It fell like that shirt. She would have hated that.
Speaker 2: Do you know how good I am at dates. I'm
Speaker 2: a conversationalist. I asked incredible questions.
Speaker 1: Do you let there be a natural silence?
Speaker 4: God? No, why would you want that?
Speaker 1: Just because sometimes it just needs to be. It's okay
Speaker 1: to job on earth to fell silence. What was one
Speaker 1: of the questions you asked him?
Speaker 2: I asked him what his what his pet peeves were,
Speaker 2: And one of them was, when you know you're on
Speaker 2: a seat with someone in there shaking their leg yeahs yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, and people being rude to weight stuff. So
Speaker 2: when the when the waitress came over to take my order,
Speaker 2: I chucked a glass of water on it.
Speaker 4: As a gay and.
Speaker 5: Like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'll get a second.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is like fortuitous, you know,
Speaker 2: like oh they're so in sanc.
Speaker 1: They wear the same wear, the same shirt, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Or if it's like yuck, yuck yuk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a weird little Yeah, she dresses like a man.
Speaker 2: Femin it's not a great Marx for either of them anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: Wow, she's in love.
Speaker 4: Oh calm down, Calm down, Calm down.
Speaker 1: No plays Flesh one and Haley play Zims, Fletchborne, and
Speaker 1: Hailey have noticed a trend in media intake with two
Speaker 1: gen alpha's of course, and you know we've got to
Speaker 1: be on our toes here at traditional broadcast radio. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna move, we're gonna hustle, we're gonna adapt or die.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking this could just be Well, I'm still
Speaker 1: playing our songs on CDs, I know, Wow, been trying
Speaker 1: to tell you that there are digital ways of doing this,
Speaker 1: and it's significantly. I just like playing the igs hearing
Speaker 1: songs on san if you.
Speaker 4: Listen closes you can hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but every day they I love you.
Speaker 4: Just and You're like, I've heard it, which move at
Speaker 4: the times?
Speaker 1: Adapt to die? And he's like, cities will ever die mad?
Speaker 1: So imagine you know my disgust as a as a
Speaker 1: traditional broadcaster that these children that can't watch, well, my
Speaker 1: oldest daughter doesn't like movies that's too long. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what about the beautiful cinematic masterpieces that have been created,
Speaker 1: prefer to watch the Norrous nuts be like, hey, Legends today,
Speaker 1: we're going to starmat twelve times. Oh god, you've got
Speaker 1: to get them watching the Godfather classes we've got brain rock.
Speaker 1: There's so much brain rock. So they don't watch anything
Speaker 1: like long August will binge. She's binge watching Modern Family
Speaker 1: at the moment, she's going through the mine. And that's
Speaker 1: I've sat down and watched them episodes. That was a
Speaker 1: They packed the jokes into that. Yeah, tight, tight, Phil
Speaker 1: Dumphy so got to be top five TV fathers of
Speaker 1: all time. Yeah. So another thing I've noticed is this
Speaker 1: droney voice. And one time I said, maybe last week
Speaker 1: before I went away, I said to them, can you
Speaker 1: explain these to me?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, they are stories, the stories right.
Speaker 1: Mostly it's a long form like Reddit post, and somebody
Speaker 1: copies and pastes this like long form story and puts
Speaker 1: it into AI. The AI creates a story, it creates
Speaker 1: creates it as a spoken word, look a long read
Speaker 1: out story. And in the background, because they watch these
Speaker 1: or listen to these on TikTok, there's just like this
Speaker 1: like flurry of it looks like I remember when there
Speaker 1: was movies about communists. I'm making sleeper agents and they'd
Speaker 1: like show them a series of flash images and yeah,
Speaker 1: my brainwash them or awaken them their eyes on hooks
Speaker 1: it's kind of like the twenty twenty five version of that.
Speaker 1: So I am worried that it's communist China. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: communist communist trying to brainwash in the children. You're an
Speaker 1: example of what they're listening to.
Speaker 11: Okay, hold on, because it kicked me out at eighteen
Speaker 11: and said, be grateful we fed you. So I fed
Speaker 11: them something they couldn't swallow on the morning of my
Speaker 11: eighteenth birthday.
Speaker 1: So they're just listen to hours of this. So this
Speaker 1: this was fifty something minutes long. Now let me explain.
Speaker 1: You listen to these words and I'll tell you what's
Speaker 1: happening in the background. It's time to man up and
Speaker 1: move out. Selling a carrot and saw my stepdad stirring
Speaker 1: whisky over an ice cube.
Speaker 11: They've always putting soil on a floating can on your son,
Speaker 11: my ice cream beans. Give me nothing but a bird
Speaker 11: water falling on a flower cub with a night.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think I'll just said to the sun,
Speaker 2: you've been nothing but a burden since your dad died.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's to say to someone who's lost their father.
Speaker 1: But the thing I was like, I'm going to relax
Speaker 1: and have a bath. I was like, tryin slay slay self, kid,
Speaker 1: look after yourself. As she got in the bath and
Speaker 1: and you know, we're watching the silver ferns play and
Speaker 1: in the background you got to hear this, we kept
Speaker 1: you fed and housed for eighteen years. That's more than said.
Speaker 2: Something about the intonation of AI voices that I hate.
Speaker 2: My day went turned down to the barth.
Speaker 1: Is that what's comforting about it though, that it's kind
Speaker 1: of like a drove.
Speaker 4: It is a drone because it's not like when you
Speaker 4: talk and you come up and down like this.
Speaker 11: And these things going to change because I filled out
Speaker 11: the intake forms, ban them all from the Internet.
Speaker 1: I just think we turned off plugged.
Speaker 4: Is today the day? I think we just unplugged?
Speaker 1: But why don't they listen to? What? Doesn't she listened
Speaker 1: to a audio I don't, I've said to her narration
Speaker 1: washed the Hunger Games, yea, And I was like, the
Speaker 1: movies are great, the books are so much better. And
Speaker 1: you could listen to the audiobook of the Hunger Games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like actors narrate the audiobood.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to do. She doesn't want to listen
Speaker 1: to the Hunger Games audiobook.
Speaker 4: She just wants to listen to a story about a
Speaker 4: man who talked to his father and then went into
Speaker 4: the thing to the.
Speaker 1: Parents of June off. It also messaging in so what
Speaker 1: I said, I ampathized. My kids want to listen to
Speaker 1: that in the car. Oh no, I put you to sleep.
Speaker 1: We listened to Zim in the car radio. You can
Speaker 1: also listen on the iHeart radio app. There's been an
Speaker 1: updated and you can make zeb your preset and the
Speaker 1: Fleetborne and Hailey podcasts your preseed as well. At the
Speaker 1: top update the iHeart Radio app, KPIs KPIs tech tech
Speaker 1: tech tip fantastic. Yeah, somebody else said a lot of
Speaker 1: the time it's just roadblocks or Minecraft footage in the background.
Speaker 1: I've seen those ones as well. The long stories and
Speaker 1: the AI voices.
Speaker 2: Don't panic about us losing our jobs to AI as
Speaker 2: quickly as other industries because that voice is so monotonous.
Speaker 2: Imagine if that was a radio show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the gin alphas must love it. Yeah they
Speaker 1: are we too vibrant for them. Yeah, Okay, let's put
Speaker 1: it back a little bit for the rest of the show.
Speaker 1: That was it Share Little Polo is coming up? Would
Speaker 1: you knock on your bestie for cheating because my cheating
Speaker 1: may best was cheating, And I said to them, are
Speaker 1: you going to tell them? Or am I going to
Speaker 1: tell them? Because one of us has got to tell them,
Speaker 1: because that's the way it's got to be. That's right.
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Speaker 1: asking if your bestie was cheating on their partner, what
Speaker 1: would you do? Yes, one of our respondents will get
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Speaker 1: go on, go on, go on. Well, the options were
Speaker 1: I would tell their partner at seven percent, I would
Speaker 1: make them confess to their partner at seventy one percent, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and twenty one percent of people said I would do
Speaker 1: nothing nothing, I know nothing. You wouldn't go behind your
Speaker 1: best friends back to tell their partner. You would tell them, so, hey,
Speaker 1: I know, fix it, do the right thing, do the
Speaker 1: right thing.
Speaker 4: I'm not you tell me that's fine.
Speaker 8: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not your secret safe with men.
Speaker 1: So you're of the twenty one percent.
Speaker 2: My business you well, I'm not the moral compass of
Speaker 2: my best friend to be like you simply must.
Speaker 4: Confess to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so secret safe with Hailey Christine some responses.
Speaker 1: Christine said, it's none of your business their life to destroy,
Speaker 1: their life to destroy, but don't you and that's to
Speaker 1: let them write. But you're the best friend. You're going
Speaker 1: to be dealing with the percussions of this.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is man, it's a hard one. I would say,
Speaker 1: says Jeordie that she has X amount of time to
Speaker 1: tell him or I'm going to ultimate him to your
Speaker 1: best friend. Is that ever a good outcome? I wouldn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: Mely said, I saw this happen with my own eyes
Speaker 1: and confronted my friend and she denied it and then
Speaker 1: made ever made me feel crazy and told everyone we
Speaker 1: knew that I had made it up and tried to
Speaker 1: tell my boyfriend I was the one doing the cheating lamping.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is yeah close, it's where the gas is
Speaker 1: in the lamp and it makes a lamp and you're
Speaker 1: gas lamping them. Yeah, it's a lot close in front
Speaker 1: of their eyes. They can't see right, And then you're like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't see probably remember it's been around for like
Speaker 1: the last few years. It's a gas light. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's gas idiots. Yeah, you feel so embarrassed, like a
Speaker 1: DMN fool. Or you would, I would, Hailey said, I
Speaker 1: would question why I'm friends with someone with such low morals.
Speaker 1: You are the company you keep? Oh okay, missus effect
Speaker 1: Wow wow I made.
Speaker 2: If that was a huge thing to you in your
Speaker 2: moral compass, then you maybe you're like, I actually don't
Speaker 2: want to associate.
Speaker 1: Yea, say something, Say something to them because I'm like,
Speaker 1: tell me everything if that's so hard, because I wouldn't
Speaker 1: force them to do anything, but I also wouldn't do nothing.
Speaker 1: It would massively depend on the situation. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I'd suggest to them that maybe they shouldn't be
Speaker 1: in a relationship if this is what they're doing. Yes,
Speaker 1: and hope they did the right. Thing I don't know
Speaker 1: is before I even read it out, this is I've
Speaker 1: already done. That's going to win, Okay, the voucher. The
Speaker 1: fifty is going to win the voucher.
Speaker 2: Okay, hang on, Sorry, just before you read this one,
Speaker 2: someone said it is definitely gas lighting.
Speaker 4: They've texted to let us know.
Speaker 1: You're lamps lamp lights in their face, but also the
Speaker 1: gas is so close to their nose their breathing and
Speaker 1: they get a little bit woo. I remembered it wrong
Speaker 1: because you're wrong, because the fumes of the gas lamp.
Speaker 4: Sorry, A for five, we're wrong.
Speaker 1: We were going to call it kerosene lamping. Too long?
Speaker 4: Too long, doesn't gas lamping? Read us the cafe winner.
Speaker 1: The timing of this dot dot dot. I found out
Speaker 1: this week my husband's been having an a fear with
Speaker 1: my bridesman. What my husband has been having an affair
Speaker 1: with my bridesmaids like her best friend?
Speaker 4: Yeah, geez, get the original idea.
Speaker 1: Life isn't a movie. I'm sorry that we posted that
Speaker 1: and dragged up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think that any any relationships a little polo,
Speaker 1: any phone and topic we do about relationship like some
Speaker 1: tumultuous aspect. There's people less than that are like in
Speaker 1: the carving like it's about cheating and sitting in the
Speaker 1: car beside the person that cheated on them and they're
Speaker 1: just like trying not to turn and look at them.
Speaker 2: I always how did you discover your partner was cheating?
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, do we have any follow up
Speaker 2: on this? Like, what's happened?
Speaker 1: No follow up? Please keep us. Also, didn't put a
Speaker 1: name in there because it's not like a super common
Speaker 1: name in a way. Okay, Well, put to enjoy the
Speaker 1: fifty dollar cafe voucher, you know what, Like when you
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Speaker 1: You'll forget all about that beast friends sleeping with your husband.
Speaker 2: You know, I look, I love him McAfee, but I
Speaker 2: don't think it's going to make you forget that your
Speaker 2: best friend is sleeping with the house.
Speaker 1: Don't don't speak for me. I want to know if
Speaker 1: she's addressed. Yeah, we're going to need to follow.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, because she's just said I
Speaker 2: discovered this week.
Speaker 1: That's fresh, Anonymous. Don't let him gas lamp. You don't
Speaker 1: let him. Don't lamp in front of your Georgia. It's
Speaker 1: guess last Georgia. This I thought it was. Remember, you're crazy.
Speaker 1: You can't remember it right, You're right. We've been calling
Speaker 1: it guess lamping this whole time. Yeah, you've been calling
Speaker 1: it something else. You've remembered it wrong, and you're crazy.
Speaker 1: I must be easy. You're Georgia. You are crazy. And god,
Speaker 1: someone just ticks.
Speaker 2: I cheated on my boyfriend and the guy who was
Speaker 2: sleeping with died suddenly, so I was mourning.
Speaker 1: Wait, but you've got.
Speaker 4: While I was still in a relationship, my friends said
Speaker 4: nothing about that.
Speaker 1: Now, if they had responded, I would have hucked to
Speaker 1: them the fifty dollars about you, because that's a more
Speaker 1: interesting Still, you are cheating on your partner with someone
Speaker 1: who dies suddenly. Who, by the way, if it's suspicious
Speaker 1: or if there's a coroner inquist, your name's going to
Speaker 1: be in there because they're going to like check their deats.
Speaker 1: Who was he with your partner are going to go
Speaker 1: to court unless he was in like a car accident
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, but what if you'd been texting it
Speaker 1: when it crashed and died and then lucy? But then
Speaker 1: you just say to your partner, I wasn't cheating on you,
Speaker 1: but like, what about the dead guy? Yeah, but prove that,
Speaker 1: prove it.
Speaker 4: But also you're all sad and your partner's like, what's
Speaker 4: wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Let's go out. It's going to cheating on you my
Speaker 1: other boyfriend, you have a heart attack? Okay, okay, well Anonymous, please,
Speaker 1: It honestly depends on why they're having an a fear.
Speaker 1: People like to hate cheaters, but life isn't black and white.
Speaker 1: There's many complications that come into relations and children in
Speaker 1: love and these days also money.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: True, on this show, we stand for nothing.
Speaker 1: But if it was the one off, I'd say nothing.
Speaker 1: But if it was a continuous encourage them to tell
Speaker 1: their partner to be honest. Yep, oh Rene said, I
Speaker 1: did tell their partner. I was obviously the worst person
Speaker 1: in the world for doing so. But I'm not going
Speaker 1: to stand by and watch that happen. She was being
Speaker 1: so baggy about it.
Speaker 5: Too.
Speaker 1: I don't think she expected me to tell him. She's
Speaker 1: since spiraled and he's married to a lovely girl. Now,
Speaker 1: oh that's nice, say I wonder if they're friends. Doesn't
Speaker 1: sound doesn't sound like it been in this situation, except
Speaker 1: the partner straight out asked me if my friend was
Speaker 1: cheating on her. Oh see, that's the other thing.
Speaker 2: If your bestiees partner came to you and was like,
Speaker 2: is someone so cheating on me? Then you're like, I
Speaker 2: told him the truth because he deserved to know it.
Speaker 2: It calls a riff with my friend and I, but
Speaker 2: we are still friends today. God that's a hard get over,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: My loyalty lies with my bestie, says Dana. If she's cheating,
Speaker 1: there's a reason, might not be a good one. But
Speaker 1: we listen and we don't judge. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so good. Well for a little part, we asked what
Speaker 1: would do if you found out your bestie was cheating
Speaker 1: on their partner, and seventy one percent of you said
Speaker 1: I would make them confess to their partner. Podcast network,
Speaker 1: what was your bad day on the job? Like, I
Speaker 1: want to know expensive costly mistakes? Oh when you missed
Speaker 1: something up and you cost the company a lot of money.
Speaker 2: I love watching those videos, you know, security camera footage
Speaker 2: of huge shelves falling over.
Speaker 1: Something. Yea, those are great, those are smashing.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: Well, a reason we discussed this this morning is because
Speaker 1: they Delta flight attendant accidentally deployed an evacuation slide. Bad
Speaker 1: day work, because well it does sound like fun. But
Speaker 1: apparently the repack because they have to be repacked and
Speaker 1: this gas involved.
Speaker 4: Enough, we'll to deal with the sleeping bag after a
Speaker 4: night camping.
Speaker 1: Apparently, repacking an emergency evacuation slide on an airbus A
Speaker 1: TOO twenty can range between fifty thousand and one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand US dollars, So I don't I don't know this.
Speaker 2: I'm really good at doing the sleeping bag. Can fold
Speaker 2: it in half year, fold in half the enth.
Speaker 4: Ways yeah yeah, and then.
Speaker 2: And then as you were like pulling it, you have
Speaker 2: to keep adjusting so that you don't do it get
Speaker 2: longer pushed out.
Speaker 1: I think there's more of a science to it, because
Speaker 1: you know, when you land in a plane, they're always
Speaker 1: a boom boom. Yeah. Flight attendant cross check and disarmed doors.
Speaker 1: That's what he had armed the door and then went
Speaker 1: to open it. I thought they had armed the doors. No,
Speaker 1: they armed the doors when they take a flight. They
Speaker 1: disarmed the doors once they've landed. Yes, because I opened
Speaker 1: the door like this flight attendant do did, and their
Speaker 1: arm the slide and the door open.
Speaker 2: What would happen if you opened the slide fly? Would
Speaker 2: it have been like you could.
Speaker 1: Into the engine that would blow up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't open the door mid flying.
Speaker 1: No, okay, because it cannot editor you can do. Apparently
Speaker 1: they're saying that this flight attendant is like twenty six
Speaker 1: years on the job or twenty twenty seven years on
Speaker 1: the job, So this is in a rookie mistake and
Speaker 1: they made their mind they may have to go to retraining. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I guess they were just I just opened the door. Weird, Eh,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Going to retraining not getting fired as a mistake was
Speaker 2: made an expensive one.
Speaker 1: Well, this is what we want to know this morning.
Speaker 1: I want one hundred times a him. We want you
Speaker 1: to give us a call text in nine six nine sex.
Speaker 1: What was your bad day on the job. How expensive
Speaker 1: was the costly mistake? Maybe you screwed up an order
Speaker 1: like a lot of people ordering. There might have been
Speaker 1: an extra zero, you know, people people on accounts that
Speaker 1: do payments, you add an extra couple of numbers. Accidentally.
Speaker 2: The messages are coming in already about this, those horrendous
Speaker 2: days at work.
Speaker 1: Okay, I kick us off.
Speaker 2: I own a videography company and I was moving a
Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars cinema camera that was on a tripod
Speaker 2: and as I tilted it, the entire camera slid off
Speaker 2: the tripod and fell in slow motion onto a concrete
Speaker 2: car park.
Speaker 1: That's that's insurance. Ten thousand cameras. Still not a good day, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Oh and Andre DALs at M nine six nine six,
Speaker 1: tell us.
Speaker 2: About your bad day on the job. We have so
Speaker 2: many messages and I feel like how our listeners have jobs,
Speaker 2: you know, like, how do how did you remain employed
Speaker 2: after that?
Speaker 4: It's very costly things.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean we're all human. We make mistakes, don't we. Katie,
Speaker 1: what was your mistake?
Speaker 12: So we moved out of a commercial site around New Zealand. Yeah,
Speaker 12: and I forgot to delete the automatic payment in the
Speaker 12: banks for the red Yeah, and due to disputes with
Speaker 12: the landlord, we couldn't get it back.
Speaker 1: How much did you accidentally pay them?
Speaker 12: One hundred k o.
Speaker 1: Katie? Were you employee of the month that year? That month?
Speaker 12: Definitely not. And we had a board meeting in the
Speaker 12: office like a week later and they were all giving
Speaker 12: me a very nasty.
Speaker 1: Look, but they didn't find you don't to give them
Speaker 1: money back?
Speaker 7: Going on?
Speaker 12: Thenity leave so they couldn't find me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Katie, thank you are Anonymous. What was your
Speaker 1: costly day at work?
Speaker 5: I inadvertently sent a container full of food products over
Speaker 5: to the UK and forgot to put the health certificates
Speaker 5: with it, so it got denied entry and had to
Speaker 5: come all the way back.
Speaker 1: Oh oh man, how much does it take to get
Speaker 1: the container to England?
Speaker 5: Oh it's not nowhere near as long as history. Only
Speaker 5: only a few days.
Speaker 1: Thanks to the size canal. Yeah, thanks to the sewers.
Speaker 1: What a marvel and engineering that is fantastic. Okay, and
Speaker 1: then it all comes back. How much do you reckon
Speaker 1: that costs?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 1: All up?
Speaker 5: Well, this loss of sale was about one hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty anonymous, and then paying gus to you on the
Speaker 5: reading tree and who but.
Speaker 1: Wait you sent it out and then you have to
Speaker 1: pay tax I got okay? Was what wasn't there? Honeyney
Speaker 1: yum Worth? Can you give redirect the ship and container
Speaker 1: to the studio places? And then it would take us
Speaker 1: an entire lifetime to get through a shipping container of money.
Speaker 1: Keep your texts coming in nine six nine sex, How
Speaker 1: costly was your bad day at work?
Speaker 2: Bad?
Speaker 1: Costly days at work? Because a flight attendant has accidentally
Speaker 1: deployed evacuation slide.
Speaker 4: Which apparently costs how much.
Speaker 1: But between fifty and one hundred thousand US to pack
Speaker 1: it back in, thumb it back in. And that's a
Speaker 1: small plane, so I don't know, like the bigger planes
Speaker 1: maybe more, But I tell you why, Wow, some people
Speaker 1: making costly mistakes and still like keeping their jobs, So
Speaker 1: don't stress. I had a text and I'm a software test.
Speaker 1: I found an era in our system that resulted into
Speaker 1: two hundred million dollars in unpaid taxes for a country overseas.
Speaker 1: What now do you think? They sound? Submitted? They found
Speaker 1: the problem. So somebody else's bad day was a software
Speaker 1: glitch that they designed for a company a country. Yes,
Speaker 1: and so the country wasn't getting the tax or the payment.
Speaker 1: People shouldn't be being charged. Yeah, with the right amount
Speaker 1: of tax. Oh my god, can can you just text
Speaker 1: in more intelligence? We won't say on air, but give
Speaker 1: us some more info because I'm so curious about.
Speaker 4: That someone else message.
Speaker 2: And I was working in Australia when a worker put
Speaker 2: a caustic wash, like a strong chemical wash through a
Speaker 2: full tank of jim Beam.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It was a few million dollars, I believe because it
Speaker 2: was three thirty thousand liters of jim Beam wasted.
Speaker 1: So what they put the clean into cleaning models? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it was full of the gym game. I don't reckon
Speaker 1: people in tank. You would even notice. They could call
Speaker 1: it jim Beam Extra Year jim Beams the Preme. I
Speaker 1: was in the Army, en rolled a two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars armed vehicle. I was doing doughies in
Speaker 1: the car park, so it wasn't like I rolled it
Speaker 1: an active duty Wow practices or anything funny. A little
Speaker 1: bit dumb. My best my work friend was ordering catering
Speaker 1: morning tea for twenty people. She accidentally ordered five thousand
Speaker 1: dollars with morning tea well for like two hundred. Must
Speaker 1: have accidental catering. Click click click, that's funny A work
Speaker 1: colleague charge of customer online payment fifteen thousand dollars instead
Speaker 1: of fifteen hundred dollars. It was a big telling off.
Speaker 1: I worked for a cleaning company and needed to order
Speaker 1: ten sanitary bins to fit out a commercial site bathroom.
Speaker 1: I ordered ten packs of ten, so my workmate had
Speaker 1: one hundred sandibins in his garret. I went for a
Speaker 1: bougie higher company. They somehow employed the clumsiest person ever.
Speaker 1: That's me. I've dropped numerous boxes of expensive glass were
Speaker 1: plates and ornaments. Somehow I'm employed. Yeah, I mean they've
Speaker 1: come a limit, right when you you keep dropping stuff.
Speaker 1: Real estate a fail. I had listed the ventilation system
Speaker 1: as an HRV, not a DVS in the channel's list.
Speaker 1: The C word purchaser of the house went legal once
Speaker 1: it had gone unconditional, and I had to pay to
Speaker 1: replace the HRV, a fully functional DVS system with an
Speaker 1: HRV because that is what had been specified. Different brand,
Speaker 1: A get a great bat buyer, right, Yeah, it's always
Speaker 1: I'm just googling what a DVS y. Yeah. It takes
Speaker 1: it out of the ceiling and puts it into the house.
Speaker 1: Different brand, same thing.
Speaker 2: Working in Australia, a cleaner decided she was sick of
Speaker 2: the beeping noise coming.
Speaker 1: This can't be real.
Speaker 2: In Australia, a cleaner decided she was sick of the
Speaker 2: beeping noise coming from the MRI machine after hours, so
Speaker 2: she pushed a big red button and all of the
Speaker 2: seventy thousand dollars worth of helium was released.
Speaker 1: High because we need the helium for the MRIs and
Speaker 1: helium's likes read and expensive. Yeah, the hair and them.
Speaker 1: My work mistake costs about ninety thousand dollars as I'm
Speaker 1: the lowest hanging through it at work, so I was
Speaker 1: put on my shoulders were messing up some drawings for
Speaker 1: a building. Oh yeah, I have now implemented things so
Speaker 1: this can never happen again. Oh okay, yeah good. I
Speaker 1: work for an app. I accidentally added a promo code
Speaker 1: with two hundred dollars credit onto every person's account. Managed
Speaker 1: to revoke it, but not before a couple of thousand
Speaker 1: people used it. Two hundred you're looking at it about
Speaker 1: a four hundred thousand dollars misteak. Oh my god, okay,
Speaker 1: tell me what app that was?
Speaker 4: What the code was?
Speaker 1: What's the code? Wow?
Speaker 4: This is barely scratching the surface. By the way, so
Speaker 4: many people at work.
Speaker 1: I broke a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars laser
Speaker 1: hair removing machine at work. I put in the wrong
Speaker 1: extension at work and used it and it blew the
Speaker 1: whole thing up. Eek eek, what do you mean still
Speaker 1: like an extinct? Didn't call it a box to the wrong.
Speaker 1: My first job was at a movie theater and they
Speaker 1: asked me to turn the lights off at the end
Speaker 1: of the night. Accidently turned off the freezers and all
Speaker 1: the chop tops.
Speaker 6: Mount does that m podcast needwork?
Speaker 1: Play?
Speaker 6: And Haley Von's ten dollars suburb.
Speaker 1: Whatever suburb? We randomly generate a suburb somewhere in this
Speaker 1: beautiful country about its gorgeous and if you are in
Speaker 1: that suburb and you are the first caller through, you
Speaker 1: win cash. Now is this sad news? Is this?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I've actually just had a little heads up. What if
Speaker 1: someone spinning from the Vaughan Smith accounting office. Okay, so
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Speaker 4: And you'll see just one in mine for the one
Speaker 4: week that I had to.
Speaker 1: Sponsor sponsored it one day before. I'm so at present
Speaker 1: I'll say this is the penultimate. Okay, the I've got
Speaker 1: to just gonna get in touch with the Caymans. This
Speaker 1: is fair because of them you have been paying all like,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. When we finish this and then the
Speaker 1: listener stays on, we play a song or an ad
Speaker 1: break and then like, okay, what's your last name?
Speaker 2: And not coming from the in may or ze bank account,
Speaker 2: it comes from violence muss money.
Speaker 1: An instant payment of ten dollars. Okay, where are we
Speaker 1: going today? Let's go to Ricketon and christ Church. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to be quick, first caller through. You've
Speaker 1: just got to be in record and you don't have
Speaker 1: to live there, you just have to be traveling through.
Speaker 1: You could be on the main route there. Ten ten dollars,
Speaker 1: ten whole dollars is on the line. Oh wait, one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars at him if you're in Ricketon in christ
Speaker 1: Church right now, first caller through. When Bricketen's most busy, sorry,
Speaker 1: Christji's busiest, most contradictory suburb. It's posh and studenty, leafy
Speaker 1: and loud, historical and somehow always under roadworks.
Speaker 4: I love it. Great mall, great everything, great mall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ricking mall.
Speaker 2: I once got I will see once. I got a
Speaker 2: terrible pedicure in Ricketon. Oh yeah, I went to it
Speaker 2: just like you know, like walking place and went there
Speaker 2: and yeah, she smeared a lot.
Speaker 1: There's a lone star in Ricketen. Was that where you worked, Georgia?
Speaker 1: Did you work at the loan Because I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I've just I've just got the suburb moment in the
Speaker 1: surrounding and one of the highlights of Rookden apparently the
Speaker 1: line Star. Did you work at the record? And line
Speaker 1: starf rivalry between the Papa and the Ricketen We she didn't.
Speaker 4: Really know them. We only really knew the man Chester Street.
Speaker 1: One snobby Snobby's meet someone and see if they're from
Speaker 1: Ricketen Shell no driving into Yeah, Taylor, good morning, good
Speaker 1: morning there, Yeah, sheologize. Taylor's a unisex. You will know
Speaker 1: you're not in Rickendon or you are in Rickendon.
Speaker 12: I am currently.
Speaker 1: Well, don't leave the studio. It's wow, okay, whereabouts on
Speaker 1: Dean's and Taylor because if you're not in the post
Speaker 1: postal code of Ricket and you're not winning.
Speaker 4: And we will hang up on you so quick you'll
Speaker 4: get whiplash.
Speaker 12: I am on the corner of Deans and Reckon Road,
Speaker 12: the intersection.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's technically and Ricketon, is it?
Speaker 4: I apologize.
Speaker 1: No one's going to apologize to anybody for anything ever,
Speaker 1: because I'm a white man and I'm perfect, and I'll
Speaker 1: just change the rules. I was always Okay. Now we
Speaker 1: are going to need to verify Taylor because people would
Speaker 1: try to Yeah, yeah, because the the Hagley Park side
Speaker 1: of the road is the boundary of Rickerton according to this. Okay,
Speaker 1: so where about to you? She's on the corner, but
Speaker 1: I'm trying to an address. Okay, I'm dropping it. I
Speaker 1: can drop a street, you dude, right in that corner.
Speaker 1: You can tell me about some buildings.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, what's the what's the name of the Okay,
Speaker 1: what cuisine? What kind of cuisines? On the corner?
Speaker 12: There you have monster chicken And.
Speaker 1: She was ready to go with straight away. So congratulations,
Speaker 1: you have won today's ten dollars suburb. The penultimate What
Speaker 1: are you going to do with all this cat.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I didn't take my lunch so and I'm heading
Speaker 5: into works.
Speaker 1: You have the ten dollars my lunchtime. That's the Vaughn
Speaker 1: Smith guarantee.
Speaker 4: That's beautiful. What are you to get a You're gonna
Speaker 4: go get some stae sticks from tyshe.
Speaker 10: Oh maybe that sounds like a treat and I love.
Speaker 1: You can't load.
Speaker 4: Never go to a tire restaurant. No, get start tested.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they overdo the chicken, and its chick.
Speaker 4: It is dry as ship.
Speaker 1: But but the peanut sauce up for the dryness and
Speaker 1: the obviously there's someone left over and you can put
Speaker 1: your money bags in it. Yeah, they can get the
Speaker 1: peanut sauce off the pier straight into your mouth. I'll
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: Got the peanut sauce.
Speaker 1: You want to congratulations.
Speaker 6: Tailor the ZNM podcast needwork.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 6: ZNMS fletched Vaughn and Haley.
Speaker 1: I've got to say, I take my hat off to
Speaker 1: big companies that just hand over their social media rather
Speaker 1: than some did in his fifties. Yes, trust me, when
Speaker 1: I ran newspaper ads, this is how he grabbed people's attention.
Speaker 1: And it'll work on your Instagram, gul and your tickety
Speaker 1: boo and we're Facebook. Yeah, and they hand it over.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who does it super well. Scrub Daddy.
Speaker 1: If you've not seen scrub Daddy stuff, it is wild.
Speaker 1: And they literally, I just think, handed the care of
Speaker 1: the social media to a young person and was just like,
Speaker 1: have that you know the internet bitter than I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they've nowed it. Chu Lingo does it very well. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I will say at home here the Department of Conservation,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have taken off. You wouldn't expect like the
Speaker 1: Department of Conservations, so you just expected to be here's
Speaker 1: a hut the Department of Conservation. And that was kind
Speaker 1: of what they did do. The Department of Conservation handed
Speaker 1: the keys to somebody who immediately was like, it would
Speaker 1: be funny if we did a reel of all the
Speaker 1: places called Knob, Knob, Craignob, hell Knob, Dusk Noob. And
Speaker 1: they did it. They did a reel on Instagram and
Speaker 1: it went nuts. And also car when you were saying
Speaker 1: the New Zealand Police social media very good and the
Speaker 1: cargo Theago City Council is on my feed every day
Speaker 1: I really, I'm a ratepayer.
Speaker 3: Lots of the small towns in the South Island have started.
Speaker 1: This and I think it's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Also fun fact that maybe no one cares about the
Speaker 3: New Zealand police social media job is like one of
Speaker 3: the most coveted jobs in social media, and really because
Speaker 3: they do such good job, but everyone wants it because
Speaker 3: it's so fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and also like sometimes they leave the door
Speaker 1: open to the confiscated items.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I guess this little bit bag of
Speaker 2: marria jawana fell into my hand.
Speaker 1: That's a great way to lose your job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now I've lost the most job on social media.
Speaker 1: It would be really good for the GRAMM if we
Speaker 1: can get some shots from the police egle helicopter and
Speaker 1: of course some persons.
Speaker 4: Doggie and if I'm up there and a little bit
Speaker 4: of the marijuana falls into my hand.
Speaker 1: Hailey against covered job for a second time. I know
Speaker 1: we are giving you two chances, and we're the police.
Speaker 1: They'd strike you around. So the Department of Conservation I
Speaker 1: have been putting up some very good quality content, right,
Speaker 1: So what do I need to explain to me? What
Speaker 1: do you need explain? They put up one and I
Speaker 1: knew from the lighting and the way these two Department
Speaker 1: of Conservation employees were running through the forest and slow,
Speaker 1: I knew it was a Twilight reference. The Twilight running
Speaker 1: very funny. Yeah, and they like pounce on trees. Remember
Speaker 1: in Twilight how they climbed the vampires climbed the trees.
Speaker 1: They kind of it's so I'm yours, but then it's
Speaker 1: connecting with nature, but it's season. And I gurgled, I said,
Speaker 1: who looks like a Maori word h o A. So
Speaker 1: I googled whore and that means friend, like when you
Speaker 1: say it was my friend connecting with the nature, but
Speaker 1: it's friend, friend friend season. But the gen z is
Speaker 1: to explain this to you, yes.
Speaker 4: Please, so you are corrected. Is a reference to Twilight?
Speaker 1: Okay, but you half got it, But it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not what you think it is. It's roll the clip.
Speaker 4: We have a clip? Okay, feels familiar.
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 4: So that's a song that's used in Twilight.
Speaker 3: And it's become a bit of a trend at the moment,
Speaker 3: like when when obviously not for us, but the rest
Speaker 3: of the world is going into like coldness and like
Speaker 3: it's pumpkin.
Speaker 1: They call it winter. They call it winter coldness, coldness, They.
Speaker 3: Going to coldness and like so that's when they're like,
Speaker 3: oh when the wind starts sounding like oh yeah spices,
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8: Okay, But as gen Z, we don't commit too much,
Speaker 8: so we'll just be like, that's a whole ho season, right, Okay,
Speaker 8: But it's kind of one of those things because Americans
Speaker 8: don't understand hemispheres that it's just like everyone celebrates Holy
Speaker 8: season no matter where we are. Right, so, even though
Speaker 8: it's getting warmer here, we drink pumpkin spice lasts and enjoy.
Speaker 1: Love that. Okay, are you explained? I feel adequately explained.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering the average like sixty year old woman
Speaker 1: who loves the Department of Conservation.
Speaker 4: No, but they've got to target the kids.
Speaker 1: That's what they're doing. That's what they're doing.
Speaker 3: Also, the funniest part about you asking gen Z's to
Speaker 3: explain this to you is like the.
Speaker 4: Your movie minial movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm so embarrassed that it is a millennium.
Speaker 1: They were terrible movies. The second movie was it New
Speaker 1: Moon is the worst movie they ever seen in my
Speaker 1: life and sat through it being like, people love this
Speaker 1: so much, it has to get But I watched the
Speaker 1: whole thing. At the end, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: hate this.
Speaker 2: I sort of feel like maybe if I had a
Speaker 2: few drinks and some friends around for a giggle.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. If you think the movies are bad,
Speaker 4: you should read the books.
Speaker 1: They're terrible, are they.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to do it, but I'll watch the
Speaker 4: bad movies for for a chuckle.
Speaker 6: Podcast Network Fact of the Day, day day day day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do do do do do do do do do
Speaker 4: do do do do do do do do do dude do.
Speaker 1: It's Japan. We're here at Fact that the day. I
Speaker 1: thought we'd touch on a classic aspect of Japan, the
Speaker 1: vende reshima. Oh those. It is a pervotal point in
Speaker 1: the history for sure. But there are approximately one vending
Speaker 1: machine for every twenty three people in Japan. Wow, yeah, there.
Speaker 4: Is so many.
Speaker 1: They're so fun. Alfrid Mike's brought a vending machine a
Speaker 1: few He's just ordered one online and not for his house.
Speaker 1: Well obviously not, although how cool would have.
Speaker 4: Just popped into my head.
Speaker 1: I could put machine, I could fit a machine, machine
Speaker 1: And what are you putting in the vending machine trade chips,
Speaker 1: But why are you do not just putting them in
Speaker 1: the cup. But I've got the key, so when i'm paying,
Speaker 1: I get the money. You might as well just have
Speaker 1: a cupboard. But if you didn't know the key, this
Speaker 1: it was time locked. I want to you can get
Speaker 1: the money once a month. Then you could like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll have some chips and you're kind of punishing yourself
Speaker 1: for having the chips, yeah, because you're paying for them
Speaker 1: twice in you've got a little stack of cash.
Speaker 2: But that little drink is like you know, like the
Speaker 2: fridge ones and we could have like elbas or something. Oh,
Speaker 2: then you'll come out, Oh, let's go play a game
Speaker 2: of pool or something, and then we go on to
Speaker 2: the vending machine and people have to give you money
Speaker 2: to drink at your house.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool. It's giving real bachelor vibes.
Speaker 4: Ye big bachelor garage there.
Speaker 1: With one hundred and twenty four million people, that means
Speaker 1: there is a stack of vending machines, over five and
Speaker 1: a half million vending machines across Japan, and no one
Speaker 1: for their quirky vending machines. Not just yeah, not just
Speaker 1: things like drinks and stuff. They are spoiled eggs, yeah,
Speaker 1: boiled eggs, hot chips, spaghetti noodles, like ramen vending machines.
Speaker 1: You put the ramen, you know, you get the hot
Speaker 1: ram and dumped in and then you choose which bros
Speaker 1: you want any machine and tinkgy bags of rice as well,
Speaker 1: and a machine got that a thump out slot on it.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that cook down for a bush? Yeah, So vending
Speaker 1: machines are just become an essential part of Japanese life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, a lot of people just that's where they'll
Speaker 2: eat from, right, Like it's just say the ramen ones
Speaker 2: and then you go and get a boiled egg from somewhere,
Speaker 2: and you can get a drink, you can get you
Speaker 2: can get adult fun toys, you can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it wasn't going to touch too far
Speaker 1: on the some things you can get an all manner
Speaker 1: of all manner of things. Now, why did they take
Speaker 1: off condensed living in Japan? Correct condensed living space efficiency
Speaker 1: and crowded cities?
Speaker 2: You're quite smart, Haley. I don't know if I didn't
Speaker 2: know this of you, I thought you were thicky this
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: That's why when I talk to you, I slowed down
Speaker 2: and I articulate and I appreciate it. I speak to
Speaker 2: make sure that you understand what we're saying, like a bo.
Speaker 1: Speaking to someone that doesn't speak English.
Speaker 2: So it's a two omelets and two coffees, a cappuccinio
Speaker 2: hot extra hot.
Speaker 1: And also if you to have finished, I've got another.
Speaker 1: Don't like that. You have your fun, but some of
Speaker 1: us here for facts. It was a perfect storm in
Speaker 1: post World War two Japan. Labor shortages, so people needed
Speaker 1: to be working in retails and stuff like that. In retail,
Speaker 1: they need to be focused on rebuilding the country urbanization,
Speaker 1: so there was a constant flow of pedestrians, so they
Speaker 1: needed a quick way of dealing with things. And as
Speaker 1: Japan worked around the clock to rebuild the nation, they
Speaker 1: were all working sort of out of kilter with the
Speaker 1: traditional time that restaurants and food places were open, so
Speaker 1: they kind of like turned to vending machines, huh, And
Speaker 1: people were coming and go and come and go and
Speaker 1: come and get it out of time. Don't have time
Speaker 1: to stop. I just want to get it on the go,
Speaker 1: and so that's where they wreck in. Japan has such
Speaker 1: a venue Machine culture amazing. Yeah, someone did say their
Speaker 1: favorite thing they've heard to thumb out the slot and
Speaker 1: they said that would have been their rock Quest band
Speaker 1: name single We miss that now would just say behind
Speaker 1: the scenes producer and has been doing some stellar work
Speaker 1: on the twenty twenty six Fletchmorn and Hailey calendar.
Speaker 4: You're gonna want to get this on your wall.
Speaker 1: Rock Quest bad Names and the singles. Yes, do we
Speaker 1: have room for a thumpound? I think we're done. Always
Speaker 1: next year, there's always next year.
Speaker 4: It gonna be a new theme.
Speaker 1: So today's back today is Japan has one venom machine
Speaker 1: for every twenty three people. Fact of the day, day
Speaker 1: day day day. Yeah, do do do do do do
Speaker 1: do do do do do do do do doo do
Speaker 1: do do doo do doo dooop do doo doo dooo joo.
Speaker 2: Then podcast Network plays it n s Flesh one and Hailey.
Speaker 2: Where's my little group chair. I've got a little group
Speaker 2: chat with my mum, my brother and I. Okay, Paul Craig,
Speaker 2: we've left him out of this. He's probably he's probably
Speaker 2: not a big replier. I'll say he couldn't give Yeah,
Speaker 2: and my brother sent through.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that was a different one. Oh my brother
Speaker 4: sent through.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Haley, your X is now the deputy
Speaker 2: mayor of Wellington. I was like, what what your ex
Speaker 2: weird Hailey Sprowl would date someone had gone so high up?
Speaker 1: Uh and our gent in local politics. So I've heard
Speaker 1: you mention the name before.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, so that the X I usually
Speaker 4: mentioned it is my ex Ben. This is not that X.
Speaker 4: This is literally my you've first been bins girl, I am.
Speaker 1: This was my to being or not to Ben. How
Speaker 1: many beans?
Speaker 2: I have to check my little black book. So this
Speaker 2: is my first ever boyfriend. When I was fourteen years old,
Speaker 2: I dated Ben mcnoldy, now Deafity mirror.
Speaker 1: Long did you date for?
Speaker 2: Like you can you even count as dated the months?
Speaker 2: And then we broke up because I was fourteen. It
Speaker 2: was like, really it was a lot going on. I
Speaker 2: was a weird goth. And then we got back together
Speaker 2: when I was fifteen and it was sixteen and they
Speaker 2: were just dated for a little bit, like because we
Speaker 2: were in the music scene. He was like an emo
Speaker 2: kid and now he's the deaf mayor. Congratulations Ben, if
Speaker 2: you're listening, I mean, how are you. I think he's
Speaker 2: got kids and a wife, right, okay, yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 2: it's just so fun It's so funny when you see
Speaker 2: these people being like, what do you mean you're the
Speaker 2: deputy mayor of Wellington.
Speaker 1: I always think that when you see like think back
Speaker 1: to the teen years of the early twenties and like
Speaker 1: the straight edge kids. Yes, yeah, doing now, Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be running businesses and such like we're respects, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like he's obviously gone on to do great things,
Speaker 2: like but we made out at the back of reading
Speaker 2: cinemas when.
Speaker 1: I was mayor. You're the bloody deputy mayor.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's just so funny. And then I love in
Speaker 4: this chat my mom said, oh, hails, what could have been?
Speaker 1: I mean, not that you're not doing a rope for
Speaker 1: yourself now.
Speaker 4: And my mom just say, gosh, he's had a blow
Speaker 4: up since you were together.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was fourteen. Yeah, no, fourteen year old dude,
Speaker 1: And the dude's got it all sorted at fourteen, he's
Speaker 1: going to have a blowout by nineteen. Yeah, awkward, gangly
Speaker 1: not growing out yourself at fourteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, it's so funny, but it is funny to
Speaker 2: reflect on your exes and where they ended up.
Speaker 1: And this is what I want to ask this morning.
Speaker 1: Did your ex go on to do bigger things, so
Speaker 1: like become famous or to make the news or I
Speaker 1: don't know, just in a good way or bad way?
Speaker 1: Do we want to take all the stories? Yes, yes, my.
Speaker 2: Ex became a notorious murderer. It's just it's it's just
Speaker 2: strange when you're like, holy moly, there they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and because it might have been ten years ago, fifteen,
Speaker 1: twenty years ago, it might have been a long time ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now they're in all black or something that sorry
Speaker 1: message that really they went out with an all black
Speaker 1: lake before they were famous. Yeah, yeah, when they were
Speaker 1: fourteen when I was sex then I dated a rugby player.
Speaker 1: He later became an all black No word of which
Speaker 1: all black? Oh yeah, we're gonna need to know which one.
Speaker 1: We won't say on the air, but just because we
Speaker 1: we love Goss, yeah totally. We just need to know
Speaker 1: for our own personal satisfaction.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you were like a teenager, your first boyfriend,
Speaker 2: it goes and one's like Olympic gold, You're like.
Speaker 1: Eh, what, mate, I should have stayed then I would
Speaker 1: have been with it.
Speaker 4: We should have burnouts in the back of your car.
Speaker 1: Bro I'll get it started with a colossal passage. Okay.
Speaker 1: I grew up in Western Australia and when I was thirteen,
Speaker 1: I dated Heath Ledger. Get out, what the hell are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Meation? If your first I just go
Speaker 1: by the way.
Speaker 4: I would say all the time, Oh my god, my
Speaker 4: ex Heath. You don't know if you know? Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: my first boyfriend.
Speaker 1: He go How long did they go out with Heath
Speaker 1: Leader for?
Speaker 4: They say thirteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably a week, couple or a lunchtime. I'd love
Speaker 1: to know if they dated Heath Leader until lunchtime? Finish?
Speaker 1: You get one passionate okay? Oh wait, one hundred dollars
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Speaker 1: can text her as well. Nine six nine six did
Speaker 1: your ex go on to become great? Asking if your
Speaker 1: ex went on to great things or maybe infamous things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because my very first boyfriend from when I was
Speaker 2: fourteen is now the Deputy Mayor of Wellington and I
Speaker 2: can't help but feel like I somehow shaped them and
Speaker 2: to the man that he became through.
Speaker 1: Dealing with my at fourteen. I can fix the city.
Speaker 1: I can deal with constituents. Anonymous has caught up, Anonymous,
Speaker 1: good morning. Where what did your ex go on to do?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 10: We needed to look up When I was like fifteen,
Speaker 10: on the side of a mountain in Auckland, a mountain.
Speaker 1: Like which mountain? Uh?
Speaker 10: That one?
Speaker 1: However, place it's seen some humping has amountain. I've frottaged?
Speaker 7: Have you?
Speaker 1: I could only dream? Whatever it's get out of the cone.
Speaker 1: Get out of the cone. You're allowed, then you're not
Speaker 1: allowed to hump in the cone? Did you hump in
Speaker 1: the cone? And not on the side?
Speaker 10: On on the on the side, too many details? They
Speaker 10: hear it?
Speaker 1: Okay, now, so who is this person?
Speaker 10: So they are an actor and they are now a
Speaker 10: relatively main character on the TV show The Hunting Wives.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, the Hunting Wild And I figured out who
Speaker 1: it is? What could be? Many people couldn't it. Let's
Speaker 1: what is the huge East Texas and falls into a wealthy,
Speaker 1: socialized magnetic orbit. We're a clique, click cliche, clousewives, deadly
Speaker 1: secret clique. Okay, well, amazing, Okay, Well that's the way that.
Speaker 10: I found out was probably the most I was sitting
Speaker 10: there like making dinner, having it on while I was
Speaker 10: watching it, and the first scene that he comes up
Speaker 10: on is pretty raunchy, and so I'm looking there and
Speaker 10: I'm listening, and then i look because obviously he's Kiwi,
Speaker 10: but he's got an American accident on, and I'm like,
Speaker 10: holy crap, what the hell?
Speaker 1: How weird? Watching? How weird watching a raunchy scene on TV?
Speaker 1: But you're also done like that, that's same, That's wild, Okay, amazing.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Nadia. Nadia, good morning, good morning. Did
Speaker 1: your ex go on to greater things?
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm the Heath led you girl.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that she is.
Speaker 1: You dated Heath for how long?
Speaker 12: I was about six months.
Speaker 5: It was a decent stint.
Speaker 4: When you were thirteen, you dated him, so we met
Speaker 4: at a school disco.
Speaker 13: I used to go to Mary's Anglis and Bill Grammer Boy,
Speaker 13: And yeah, it was about six months. It's quite funny
Speaker 13: because the amount of people that don't believe me, but
Speaker 13: my mum's always happy to jump on the phone.
Speaker 9: He was the nicest guy that apparently I even dated
Speaker 9: when I was younger, So mom loved him.
Speaker 12: I loved him.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I actually broke up with him because he did
Speaker 9: theater arts, which was.
Speaker 1: Quite broke up with he flincher.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't never seen any of his movies because
Speaker 9: I can't watch them.
Speaker 1: Really, why did you not want to go with someone
Speaker 1: doing theater arts? Oh?
Speaker 9: You know when you're young, you know people pay you
Speaker 9: out because yeah, and you know, I always thought we
Speaker 9: crossed carbs and so it was quite sad when he
Speaker 9: passed away.
Speaker 1: You know what you would love? I would start with
Speaker 1: Brokebak Mountain started I hate about you do a night sale?
Speaker 1: Because how did you react when the news broke that
Speaker 1: he had passed away?
Speaker 14: I was absolutely devastated, to be honest, for so many years,
Speaker 14: I actually moved to Sydney and I became a journalist
Speaker 14: and I used to do movie reviews when I was
Speaker 14: a cadet journalist. And he used to be a joke
Speaker 14: in Channel seven that you know, if he ever had
Speaker 14: to go on the premiere, you have to go and
Speaker 14: interview him because he would just drop all of his
Speaker 14: pr training because he knew me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he remembered you and you just catch up.
Speaker 13: Well, I can imagine he would remember me. Yeah, we
Speaker 13: had some pretty cool times.
Speaker 1: It was Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, well you
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Speaker 2: I want to know right now if your ex has
Speaker 2: gone to be great gone on to greater things.
Speaker 4: My ex room when I was fourteen years old.
Speaker 2: My first ever boyfriend is now the Deputy mayor of Wellington.
Speaker 1: Do you think the prior to this he would be
Speaker 1: like I dated who would see you on TV? I
Speaker 1: dated who in a Swotan? Do you reckon? He's trying
Speaker 1: to politically distance I reckon keep that quiet politically.
Speaker 4: I got a fright as well, though, I was like, I.
Speaker 1: Think I think that would be a phone and topic
Speaker 1: for another day. Who are you distancing yourself from?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Who you quiet distance yourself from?
Speaker 1: I'm still reeling at the heath Ledger wild I know
Speaker 1: missage second from the top from Donner. Okay, let's go
Speaker 1: to a legally we can read that one out. Okay, Anonymous,
Speaker 1: who did you date that went on to better and
Speaker 1: bigger things?
Speaker 5: So well, my ex husband went on to the Bachelorette
Speaker 5: in Australia and one oh.
Speaker 4: We won the Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: When did you watch that? Did see his husband or
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend?
Speaker 12: Ex husband?
Speaker 1: Wow? Wow? What season? I'm going to look it up.
Speaker 10: It was in twenty nineteen and I was living in
Speaker 10: Australia and then I moved back home.
Speaker 4: So Auckland, yeap handsome. We hate him, we hate him.
Speaker 1: It's all good.
Speaker 10: I mean I did watch it and we I mean,
Speaker 10: like when obviously things ended, it was a little bit
Speaker 10: not great.
Speaker 1: Of course it became amicable.
Speaker 4: I mean I only wish him the best.
Speaker 5: Now he's married and I've got a new partner and
Speaker 5: his child now, so he's.
Speaker 4: Not married to her though, is he?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, It's shocking that the reality show relations.
Speaker 1: What was it like seeing someone on a reality show
Speaker 1: that you were married to and then seeing them act
Speaker 1: on the show where you like, that's not him.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 3: It was interesting because like obviously our relate, like our
Speaker 3: relationship was in the beginning.
Speaker 10: It was very much how he was on the show,
Speaker 10: and I guess with what we went through.
Speaker 5: I just hoped that he learned and I learned things
Speaker 5: from each other and and grow forward.
Speaker 10: But okay that worked out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so weird seeing your except of reality show. Just
Speaker 1: so you'd be stoked though if you broke up with
Speaker 1: them and they were like a douche and then they
Speaker 1: portrayed themselves as as that. Do be like this portrayed
Speaker 1: me and you can be like anonymous thank you some
Speaker 1: messages And I'm not going to read out that one.
Speaker 1: I'll just read itsly, just will take that off here.
Speaker 1: Do you want to read it here? Yeah? You just
Speaker 1: we won't be reading that one out on reading. My
Speaker 1: exp became in Auckland's Ghost House Buyer Ghost House. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's I don't know because we we've had,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, big names and stuff.
Speaker 4: Even a year later he was in the paper you
Speaker 4: went on to do big things.
Speaker 1: When I was thirteen, I held hands with Jamie Dornan. Oh,
Speaker 1: it was my stage boyfriend in a community theater production
Speaker 1: in Bangor, Northern Ireland. But there was a photo of it,
Speaker 1: and I tell people that's my boyfriend, Jamie Down was
Speaker 1: my boys a handsome man.
Speaker 4: Oh god, look at that. There's my ex on that billboard.
Speaker 1: Gosh, my boyfriend and I was thirteen was that hot
Speaker 1: hipster bodyguard that was just Cinda's bodyguard with the beer
Speaker 1: and viral. He was so hot. Yeah, but I imagine
Speaker 1: he didn't look like that when he was thirteen. God,
Speaker 1: you said that quickly, didn't you.
Speaker 2: Just I looked him up for sure. When she was
Speaker 2: Prime Minister, I was there, who's there? Who's there?
Speaker 1: And you and Haley was like, can we just keep
Speaker 1: interviewing the Prime Minister? Yeah, in the studio, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the studio, in studio, and then she'd you know, make
Speaker 1: sort of like vague threats. Yeah, put face down and choked. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My ex featured in The Woman's Weekly for having a
Speaker 1: Lord of the Ring style wedding. Is Apparently they bonded
Speaker 1: over their lave for the movies, despite the fact that
Speaker 1: they never wanted to watch it once when we were together,
Speaker 1: and I kept asking.
Speaker 2: Oh, side step though Frodo Bloody crashed a wedding, didn't
Speaker 2: they hobbit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And while I was like, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: would be amazing, there was still part of me that
Speaker 1: the bride would have been like, this is my day,
Speaker 1: Papa jacket. Yeah, mi' had an ex becoming all black,
Speaker 1: another one become a professional box out, and the other
Speaker 1: one's in jail called the Spectrum. You've got a type there.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, and they sat all sound wrapped.
Speaker 2: I'll say I love someone saying if I went out
Speaker 2: with Christy Brinkley's niece for a year, now, that's a
Speaker 2: stretch of the bloodneys.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's got to be her, yeah, because
Speaker 1: otherwise she's just like her husband's blood stretch, stretch, big stretch, crazy.
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Speaker 4: No, I did write dat a rugby player though. But anyway,
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Speaker 12: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'd never do that to you.
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