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Speaker 1: The whole acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on radio.

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Speaker 2: Hold, I this is breaking news.

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Speaker 3: Did it do what?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Just me, I sweat, please, this is breaking news?

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Speaker 2: Did it? I thought you were gonna what do you mean?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, nothing, Herry? Or do you know? That's good fellas well?

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Speaker 4: First and foremost, I'm I'm thinking of quitting the radio.

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Speaker 3: Yes, high five Mogi.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I mean, as you said just before

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Speaker 4: they I mean it's the Keysy and Mic show.

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Speaker 2: We alternate absolutely.

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Speaker 4: And I just curient lyad between the two of the

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Speaker 4: three of us here. I think the old pak Sans

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Speaker 4: really come on in leaps and bounds. And I think,

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Speaker 4: in an opportunity with old Hoidy j vacating has admittedly

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Speaker 4: very big seat. You know, I think you guys will

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Speaker 4: just hum along.

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Speaker 5: I think we'll just keep it to me and year.

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Speaker 2: That's probably wise, Actually is not that good? Um?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we'll drive by on pugs there.

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Speaker 4: Now. The reason the reason that I've decided that is

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Speaker 4: over and Night have become a millionaire.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, lotto, No, not lotto.

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Speaker 4: And you know I've talked previously about my fantasy of

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Speaker 4: getting on the old road there with my wife, oh yes,

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Speaker 4: with our campavan there and just going around this beautiful

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Speaker 4: country of ours. And the time has come now where

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Speaker 4: we're financially secure enough becoming an overnight millionaire that we

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Speaker 4: can do that. And I don't want to ditch you guys,

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Speaker 4: And I know that's fine, man, It would be a huge,

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Speaker 4: huge loss obviously, not just you but the general public.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was very simple and we're not doing.

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Speaker 4: Financial advice here or you know, the big show financial news,

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Speaker 4: but as simple as I simply converted one thousand New

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Speaker 4: Zealand dollars to Vietnamese dong.

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Speaker 2: Oh you love Vietnamese dong?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, Well he's a fan of all doll not

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Speaker 5: No, that's true, but how many dongs are there?

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Speaker 4: I'm particularly fond of the Vietnamese dong, right, So I

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Speaker 4: put one thousand dollars and I converted it to Vietnamese

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Speaker 4: dong and that gave me fourteen million, fifty six thousand,

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Speaker 2: Six dollars or dogs.

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Speaker 3: That's huge because this is this currency training. Because I've

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Speaker 3: heard about this, Yeah, totally. I think John Key, early

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Speaker 3: Doors that's how he made a bit of his fortune.

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Speaker 2: So you just converted. Yeah, totally. And here's the thing.

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Speaker 4: So we're going to move to Vietnam for a little

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Speaker 4: while because I don't know if you know this, but

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Speaker 4: like in Vietnam, one.

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Speaker 2: Dong will buy you like a full seven course meal.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they training dong over there.

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Speaker 4: It's all dong so one and so I got fourteen

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have an absolute ball. I'm going to dong

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Speaker 2: and a ball, the dong and a ball prop by.

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Speaker 2: Probably you guys should come over, you know, and we're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna be pretty busy with the Keys of Mogi show.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 4: But listen, feelings, seriously, your most Well, I'll pay for

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Speaker 4: your flights. Apparently a flight from New Zealand to Vietnam

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Speaker 4: is only like seventeen dongo.

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Speaker 3: So well that's amazing, man, well done.

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Speaker 4: Bring your partners, bring some family. I mean, I'm buying

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Speaker 3: Wait, so hang on, you could buy five flights for

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Speaker 3: the same price as one villa.

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Speaker 2: Totally, man, unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever you want to eat, whatever you want to

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Speaker 4: drink whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: To get up to. It's it's on Hody Jane done

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Speaker 4: Hell?

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Speaker 3: Are you that sounds great? I'm excited for a new

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Speaker 3: show Magie.

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Speaker 1: They call him King Dong The hurt Key Big Show

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Speaker 1: week days from four on Radio Hodi.

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Speaker 3: Two days ago on the show, we had a new

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Speaker 3: segment called egg Chat. It went down a real treat.

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Speaker 3: I think I've had four messages Pugs to my personal

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Speaker 3: tunes were so good on it. Yeah, as one hundred

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Speaker 3: percent true and this was about I was making egg sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: I wanted texts on three four eight three what I

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Speaker 3: them more interesting? Jay Scott to taste one. Yes, Pugs

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Speaker 3: thinks he's like the egg King. I had some views

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Speaker 3: of his own to contribute, so Fellers without I.

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Speaker 5: Should point out that I hate eggs and I don't

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Speaker 5: like egg sandwiches at all. Yeah, so I've got no,

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Speaker 5: that's one of the best sandwiches I've seen. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, it was a good looking ex sandwich and

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Speaker 2: can we just just if we're going to do egg chat.

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Speaker 2: We've got to get into the sting, all right. Here

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Speaker 2: we go egg chat with the Fellers. Change that is

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Speaker 2: a sick riff.

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Speaker 3: It's good ship.

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Speaker 2: Who is that?

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Speaker 5: Don't worry about it?

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Speaker 3: So what were you saying about my egg sandwich?

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Speaker 2: Jas? It looked good?

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Speaker 4: My big complaint, way too much butter on the bread.

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Speaker 5: I did have a complaint as well, right, but you

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Speaker 5: didn't taste it. Nevertheless, I saw him and Ia j

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Speaker 5: C and Jeremy Wells each try. My complaint was that

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Speaker 5: the school was out of ten, which is ridiculous. It's

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Speaker 5: five busies.

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Speaker 3: I'm with on that, So don't side with Mogi like

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Speaker 3: you always do. Five busies out of five is a

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Speaker 2: In that case, I would give it three busies. Oh

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Speaker 2: would you give it a pass mark?

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Speaker 3: Just yeah, Jase, you gave it a seven out of ten.

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Speaker 2: Three and a half. You are having a terrible round

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Speaker 2: of golf, and I just wanted to cheer up.

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Speaker 3: Pugs. Hello when you Jay say they were too buttery,

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Speaker 3: you flew off the handle and you said, why the

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Speaker 3: if are you putting butter on your eggs Sandwhich is

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Speaker 3: too buttery. So yeah, yeah, you're making examages.

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Speaker 2: You don't put butter on them. No, actually, keeesy, what

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Speaker 3: Oh really, here we go. I'm not switching the music.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if people will remember this, but Pugs

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Speaker 4: apparently makes an amazing chili egg Here we go, and

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Speaker 4: he said that he was going to bring some in

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Speaker 3: Can I just say, jays impeckable timing picking this bone

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Speaker 3: right now? There's never been a bit of time to

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Speaker 3: you got them? Have you got the eggs?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Pugs?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get out curry powder though, Jase, thank you very

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Speaker 3: much for that tip. It made them delicious. And you

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Speaker 3: can see the video at hod Aquy Big Show on

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Speaker 3: the Instagram there QP Japanese mayo. Oh yes, amazing and

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Speaker 3: egg sandwiches. Man, I can't wait until we do egg

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Speaker 3: Chat next year. It'll be back next week, moggie, don't

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Speaker 3: you fret? Brother?

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Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy

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Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on radio.

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Speaker 4: Hold Ich, Now, you guys will be aware of the

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Speaker 4: fact that old Hoodie Jay is going to be going

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Speaker 4: overseas very shortly.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're aware of it. The listeners might not.

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Speaker 4: You're going to Vietnam and Loud, I'm going to Vietnam

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Speaker 4: with all my girls, fallows, with all my girls who

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 5: You have flash because ofcause you've spent a bit of

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Speaker 2: I am worried about that. I am worried about that.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I think it'll be okay. You know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, because if you have a full mental break. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Can you If that's the case, wouldn't it be smart

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Speaker 5: Then?

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Speaker 4: Well, as long as I go back to that paddy

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Speaker 2: You were stationed in one paddy field.

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Speaker 5: Yes, we had to protect it, yes we did.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 5: That was from the sparrows because I always eating all

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Speaker 5: And in the army as a scarecrow, right, yeah, he

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Speaker 5: ran a scarecrow business. I tell you what, self employed

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Speaker 3: So you were actually a scarecrow, wouldn't you just put

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Speaker 2: It's more effective if you do it yourself.

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Speaker 4: The more realistic the scarecrow, the better the protection.

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Speaker 3: Right, So you ran a scarecrow company where you were

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Speaker 5: Coven and birdchet, that's right, a lot of bugs as well.

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Speaker 5: But eventually what you weaked out, this is why Jason

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Speaker 5: is so smart, Keysy, right, was because when Jason wanted

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Speaker 5: and so that was hang on the But why am

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Speaker 5: I doing this twenty four seven? I could be outsourcing

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Speaker 5: this to pieces of wood. So your shirt, I'll tell

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Speaker 5: you what. It changed my life, that revelation, right, okay,

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Speaker 5: But the problem was you can't monetize that, Jase, can you?

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Speaker 5: Because everybody sees that you're doing they thing. Well, like

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Speaker 5: I don't need to pay jas to do it, right, Yes,

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Speaker 5: I can just get a couple of pieces of wood

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Speaker 5: myself and the shit and the hat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Right, So that's why there's scarecrow business stuff because you're

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Speaker 3: doing it for how long?

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Speaker 5: Ah?

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Speaker 2: About ten years?

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's ten years to figure out two pieces of stick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And yeah, like Maggie talk about shooting herself on the.

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Speaker 3: Foot, yeah yeah, right, so you kind of wish you

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Speaker 4: Did shoot myself in the foot at one point, but

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Speaker 4: that wasn't related to the scarecrows.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever showing you that scar? Yellows?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's an interesting story, Jays, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Hold.

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Speaker 4: I can now fellas we've all been talking about a weekend.

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Speaker 4: It was a monumental weekend for old hardy Jake. Can

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Speaker 4: Now you know that my wife and I are thinking

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Speaker 5: Yeah, In fact, you've had a good run, men, Can

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Speaker 2: Really good run? A really good run?

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Speaker 4: And I said to my wife about a week and

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Speaker 2: We've got to stick with us.

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Speaker 4: We've got to keep pushing through because you know who

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Speaker 2: To just fall away, right we do?

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Speaker 5: You both do?

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Speaker 2: We both knew we both do.

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Speaker 4: So I said, no, no, no, you have to tink.

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Speaker 4: very good weekend around the high the house, tiding it

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Speaker 2: Very monumental moment. It was my wife that did it.

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Speaker 4: Now in our little corridor, is he going through the

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Speaker 2: And people people always.

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Speaker 2: He's just just readjusting.

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Speaker 4: Myself and I heard this dog, dog, dog, and.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what the is that too late? Kezy?

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Speaker 4: And I go out into the corridor and my wife

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Speaker 4: I can't tell you how significant that is. We're committed

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was just removing the ones of you, well.

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Speaker 2: Initially and then she said, ah that's better.

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Speaker 4: Initially yeah yeah, but then she removed them all.

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Speaker 2: I know, you guys will be really excited for me.

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Speaker 5: The fact adventure. It is an exciting adventure.

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Speaker 4: You know. It's because we have been there for over

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Speaker 4: But I am concerned that the place is going to

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Speaker 2: To move out.

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Speaker 4: When you say amazing, I mean like you guys, you'd

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Speaker 4: see my house and go, I.

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Speaker 2: Want to get to that place.

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Speaker 4: You know what I means in terms of an actual fact.

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Speaker 4: I know that you're kind of looking for a place

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Speaker 4: at the moment. I think, once we're done, we'll let

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Speaker 4: you and your wife come over and have first.

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Speaker 2: Debs on your house. Oh my, can you imagine how

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Speaker 2: cool that would be?

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Speaker 4: Kitty and you move house?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I mean the foundations are made out of cigarette butts.

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Speaker 2: Four on Radio.

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Speaker 3: Hold Ik Keller's you know my wife? Yes, you don't

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Speaker 3: say hello to you. Yeah. So she has recently discovered

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Speaker 3: a passion and which is great, right. You know, you

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Speaker 2: Sure, I'm open minded.

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Speaker 3: So she's you know, she's thirty, you know, looking, she's trendy,

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Speaker 3: she's pretty cool. Her new passion is plane spotting planet.

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Speaker 3: So like, if I look, there's a plane, but there's

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Speaker 3: a plane, I wonder where that's going. Oh wow, that's

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Speaker 3: an a A three twenty that's probably coming from Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Oh will double chair? Oh no, not Sydney, it's from Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, lose the chit.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's how some might phrase it.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, can I can I just say, you know,

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Speaker 4: big ups to your wife.

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Speaker 2: Okay, l G, big ups you because you're a bit

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Speaker 4: Mechanical dweeb. You love your bike, I love stuff. And yeah,

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Speaker 4: maybe she's just trying to connect with your keys. Oh

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Speaker 4: look at that, you know, something mechanical like a plane.

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Speaker 4: That's a d x C twenty five.

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Speaker 2: Ali, First of.

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Speaker 3: All, you're thinking of a d C which was probably

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Speaker 3: just and this is how it's gone. The other day,

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Speaker 3: she got steamed responsibly. The next morning, she woke up

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Speaker 3: into the group Canterbury plain Spotters. And she doesn't remember

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Speaker 5: That's what I've heard. I'm a member same, I mean, amen.

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Speaker 4: Just in terms of weird hobbies, my wife has one

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Speaker 2: Oh what's that? My wife? And this is this is

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Speaker 4: Now, she had a very good friend who coincidentally was

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Speaker 2: She started buying those for us.

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Speaker 4: We were like, oh, thanks man, and we will hang

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Speaker 2: And we did start hanging them up, and.

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Speaker 4: Then my wife randomly started going, oh look, I found

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Speaker 4: Efficted my wife with an absurd duck plate.

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Speaker 3: And you've got a duck that lives in your lounge.

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Speaker 5: How did your duck feel about that?

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Speaker 2: Right at home? Is ducks everywhere?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, flattered. I've heard about duck plates. Apparently that's just

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Speaker 3: another term for swinging, possibly, Mogan, is your wife have

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Speaker 2: Man? Just swinging?

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Speaker 4: What's it sounds fay lies camera?

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Speaker 2: Actually know it's time for the big show, Brawn.

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Speaker 4: I mean we could do the one with your wife

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Speaker 3: That's true, that would have been. You just need to

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Speaker 2: That's just not thattle. Too closer to the bone. Now

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Speaker 4: Okay, so how about this is the scenario Moggi. You're

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Speaker 2: When you have to walk through there.

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Speaker 4: That guy like to think, Keezy, you're a weary Trevor.

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Speaker 5: You've just to think that will be the guy that's

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Speaker 4: Yes, now, Keezy, you've come through the detector. You put

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Speaker 4: You managed to get through there, but you're also clutching

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Speaker 6: Mogi there right, Okay, sorry, so Moggi, my suitcase is

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting really bad cramps in your stomach.

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Speaker 5: All right, fine and action, good afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Soon as this your beg Yeah it is man, how

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Speaker 5: By the way, great, I'm just going to go through

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Speaker 5: it and said, right, do I have your permission to

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Speaker 2: What was your name?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's what was your name? Sorry, man, my name's Kezy.

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Speaker 2: What was your name?

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Speaker 4: Didn't quite catch that At this point Keezy has bent

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Speaker 5: So I'm just going to take all this stuff out

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine, man, there's not okay.

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Speaker 5: Were you Were you the one that packed your bag?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That was okay?

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Speaker 5: Nothing, Yeah, go for it minute then, sweet, we'll go

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the missus insists on using it.

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Speaker 2: It's a long story, man.

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Speaker 5: It's quite a lot of delis in here. Are they

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Speaker 5: all yours?

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Speaker 3: I worked for this company called Mike and Jason's Dillies,

448
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 3: and they wanted me to bring some stuff.

449
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 2: It's not illegal, all right.

450
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 5: So well I've seen enough. I think we're going to

451
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 5: have to take you into the secret area for a

452
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 5: strip search based on what, Oh my god, just I

453
00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:00,239
Speaker 5: think it's the sweat that you've got on your hour,

454
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 5: on your face, and you seem to be in some

455
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 5: kind of pain. You've got some kind of bowel issues?

456
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 2: Have you want?

457
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:19,640
Speaker 5: Are you on that radio show. Yeah, I know, Sorry mate,

458
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 5: I didn't recognize you. I should have by your massive

459
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 5: honka at hang about.

460
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 2: At this point, Easy loses all control of his bowels.

461
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:36,959
Speaker 5: What have you done, man, I've just classic classic Kezy

462
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,679
Speaker 5: midnight steamer in his pants.

463
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 2: Eh.

464
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 5: And what you got in there? There's little packets of

465
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 5: what's that? Little packets of what is that?

466
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 3: Cazyy the airport stuff. I don't worry about that.

467
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 5: It looks like cocaine, is it?

468
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: All right?

469
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 5: Hey, mum's the word?

470
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 2: All right?

471
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 5: You just pick those up and pick up that massive

472
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 5: pile of feces and be on your way.

473
00:22:59,440 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 2: Alright.

474
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: Scene the Whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

475
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

476
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Speaker 4: Speaking of the long weekend, my wife and I were

477
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 4: planning to go away to our favorite place. Unfortunately it

478
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 4: wasn't available to us, and so I thought we did

479
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 4: a double book again in double books.

480
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like we should clarify for the listeners.

481
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 3: Your favorite place is actually owned by someone else and

482
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 3: it's a batch, yes, and the people that own it

483
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 3: have decided to go there.

484
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, what's that about? Man? Yeah? I had

485
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,719
Speaker 2: some you know, decent sea share it around a bit

486
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 2: kick and you thanks man? Thanks either right, Yeah, I

487
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 2: don't pay anything.

488
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, but anyway, Yeah, talk about selfish. So I said

489
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 4: to my wife, well, you know, Darling, I mean, we

490
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 4: don't have to go away. We could maybe book a hotel,

491
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 4: Darling in Auckland. You see it motoring, well initially a

492
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 4: motoring And the look on her face made me go,

493
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, like a quality five star hotel.

494
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,679
Speaker 2: Ah, you know, what do you call it? Eas a staycation?

495
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 2: A staycation? Yeah, we just you know, the town you're from.

496
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 3: You just spend the night in the city, go out

497
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 3: for dinner, and then stay the night in a nice hotel.

498
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 4: Yes, what we tend to do is we go up

499
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 4: for a nice cinema. We go to the movies at

500
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 4: the Academy, the old cinema there. But I've kind of

501
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 4: built it up a little bit too much, Fellows, and

502
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm now under pressure to perform, if

503
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 4: you know.

504
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 2: What I mean. Oh, just what do you mean?

505
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 3: Well, it's just that have you been married for twenty hours?

506
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 2: We have been.

507
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 4: But when you do something different, you immediately put the

508
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 4: pressure on yourself. You know what I mean, because he's

509
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 4: expect the expectations.

510
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

511
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 5: I would say that that's the thing. You're going away

512
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 5: for it as you called it off for you a

513
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 5: filthy weekend. You said you're taking your suitcase full of

514
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 5: before mentioned and so there is going to be a

515
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 5: certain amount of expectation there. Jay, Sure, are you taking

516
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 5: your portable sex oning?

517
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 4: No, because we actually ended up when we used that

518
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 4: last time in the last place we stayed out.

519
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: It was a five hundred dollars charge because it fell

520
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 2: out of the roof. It fell out of that roof.

521
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 2: It came loose from the roof and pulled some of

522
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 2: the ceiling down.

523
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 3: Your attention.

524
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 2: Did you just put like a thing straight into the

525
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 2: room just a bit of beltcrow?

526
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 3: Oh okay?

527
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,360
Speaker 2: Or a command hook? Yeah? So yeah, that wasn't good.

528
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, it's right you're trying

529
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 4: to do something nice and special for your partner, and

530
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 4: then it's like, but also, you know, you gotta you're

531
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 4: gotta make sure that you do the well how do

532
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 4: I phrase the business?

533
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 2: The business yea, and the filth of the sin.

534
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 3: So what I mean, Jason, you have been on to

535
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 3: me about how you're like quite the love maker, and

536
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 3: blah blah. Surely this is right up your alley. Surely

537
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 3: this is you.

538
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 5: Put on your you're on the stage. Now it's hot.

539
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 5: J's time to shine once again.

540
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 4: Well, then you get into the thing. And what should

541
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 4: I bring? Should I bring the gimp mask? Should I

542
00:25:59,359 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 4: leave there?

543
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 7: Bring?

544
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: It's only one it's only one night. I don't want

545
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: to bring almost. No, no, no, because I'm a lot

546
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 2: of characters that I can play. Do you know one

547
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 2: of the things that you go key?

548
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 3: So we should just just pick one one of your characters, right,

549
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 3: So for example, I know you've got what is it,

550
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 3: one of them like a police officer.

551
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 5: Well, he's my favorite one, Hoidy Jane. I thought this

552
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 5: one was genius. Was he's got a sex character called

553
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 5: the pig Farmer. Oh, that's right, the pig the swine

554
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 5: doesn't it says the pig farmer. And his wife gets

555
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 5: lost out in the countryside and she stops and to

556
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 5: ask for directions.

557
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 3: Oh right, right, it's the voice for the pig farmer. Jason, Jace, how.

558
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 2: Are you doing there? Last? I know what that was?

559
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 2: This is what I mean. I've got pressure on me

560
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 2: and then we should come back to this to nail

561
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 2: it down. Man. That's so hot.

562
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 3: Man. That voice the pig Farm, that's really great. She's

563
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: gonna love it.

564
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 2: It's one of my harder characters.

565
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,959
Speaker 1: The Whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

566
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.

567
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 2: Hold Ikey.

568
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 3: It's a lovely time of year, isn't it. Fellas in

569
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 3: the romances, it's flowing through thick and fast. Get a

570
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 3: fellas Jordan here? Can I get a Valentine's Day? Shout

571
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 3: out to my wife Brook for putting up with me

572
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 3: and my ADHD madness for fourteen years. Going strong. Lads

573
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 3: might even make it to bed tonight rather than the couch.

574
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good man.

575
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 3: Shout out to my Valentine. Dino working over in West

576
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 3: Australia in the mines.

577
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 2: What a backbone? That is backbone?

578
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 3: What fly and fly out? Was hot that you're just

579
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 3: mentioning football? Get a fellas over that's get eight fellas.

580
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 3: I broke up with her today. Cheers h good good.

581
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 7: I mean you'll always remember, yeah, you know what I mean?

582
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 7: Unless you you'll remember the date exactly, know where he

583
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 7: broke my heart yet, a Fellers, I haven't done anything

584
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 7: for Valentine's Days. It's actually my cat's birthday. I got

585
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 7: him some beef schnitzel. That's from Colin, Colin, your old

586
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 7: romantic son of a bee. Do you hate it when

587
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 7: like important dates crossover with other ones?

588
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's one of the biggest days on

589
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 5: the calendar, the old cat's birthday.

590
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, schnitz beef snitz good. I bet he. He

591
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 2: really finally diced it too, so it wasn't too hard

592
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: for the cat to chew on.

593
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 5: You'll find a cattle choke on a beef.

594
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: Schnitz It will.

595
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 3: It will found that out the hard way choke.

596
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune

597
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: in on radio.

598
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 4: Was talking in the previous break about how I was

599
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 4: watching an old episode of wonder Woman today at home,

600
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 4: and it reminded me of the fact that I used

601
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 4: to watch Wonder Woman and notice a sort of change

602
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 4: in my body. And this is when I was a

603
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 4: sort of youngish teenager ten eleven, twelve, Right, So now.

604
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 5: A teenager is any number that ends with teen, like thirteen, fourteen.

605
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I was about I remember being about

606
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 4: eleven and just giving me and it was kind of

607
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 4: my sixth dual awakening.

608
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 3: So it came out in nineteen seventy six, So that

609
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 3: means you must have been born in the mid sixties,

610
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 3: which would make you about sixty hour.

611
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 5: No, but I mean it can play later down the years.

612
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 5: And also credit where credits due here? Who names Linda Caster?

613
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: Linda Carter, Yes, very much, sir.

614
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 3: So we're talking sixual awakenings. A lot of tixcho chet

615
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 3: orco chat.

616
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 4: Well, I did mention the fact that you know in

617
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 4: the chat today Pugs Aunt had about ten or eleven

618
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 4: of the bastards.

619
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's just another day of the office for

620
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 3: all Pugsan someone here, Megan Fox, Yeah, the first Transformers

621
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 3: movie for guys my age, it certainly was was up there,

622
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 3: Susie Cato, another one on three from Yes, yes, Oprah Winfrey, Yeah,

623
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 3: Aunt Becky from full House.

624
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: Really okay.

625
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 5: A young age Yeah, no, Jude Jane, that's so sure.

626
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 5: I do want to just point out that somebody's taxsern

627
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 5: he with George of the Jungle, Brenda Fraser, and I

628
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 5: do want some from the ladies.

629
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 4: I was just about to say this is not just

630
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 4: from the male perspective. I'm interested in the female perspective

631
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 4: on this too, obviously.

632
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 3: I mean even I go there both Wilma Flintstone and

633
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 3: Betty Rubble.

634
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,959
Speaker 2: That's heart man. There was one that you mentioned, Keezy.

635
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 4: My mum says that tattoo from Fantasy Island was her

636
00:30:58,800 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 4: sexual awakening.

637
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 2: Minute I do.

638
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 5: You can't take people's accents off like that.

639
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 2: That's racist.

640
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 3: Racism alert, racism alert.

641
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 5: Another one here, the woman from Weird Science. It was

642
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 5: Kelly LeBrock Kelly LeBrock y right. That film came out

643
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 5: in nineteen eighty six.

644
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: The wout out to Catherine Zeta Jones. Catherine Zenda Jones

645
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 3: was pretty hot back in the day and currently obviously,

646
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 3: but I remember her from the Mask of Zara as

647
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 3: the Legend of Zira.

648
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 2: Sorry.

649
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and my one which I just mentioned half of

650
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 3: the Mask early nineties with Jim Carrey.

651
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 2: How hot was he?

652
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 5: Sense of humor can be very attractive and that was

653
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 5: that was fully on there. Did you like him so

654
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 5: much in as Ventura? Yeah, especially the second one with

655
00:31:53,000 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 5: nature calls so hot. Also Cameron Diaz from them that

656
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 5: was one of the most that was one of the

657
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 5: all time biggest debuts from an actress.

658
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: I'd say.

659
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 5: Skyrocketed straight to stardom.

660
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, my mate's mum. That's from a text

661
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 3: that's not me just feels Jim of the Holograms.

662
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 5: Do you remember Gym and the Holograms? Jason, No, I don't, sorry,

663
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 5: hot lips. Oh yeah, definitely, definitely Radar. Oh yeah, Summer

664
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 5: Hiakoff Desperado Ticks has just gone through there.

665
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't get that.

666
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 2: You don't like that, No, I'm sure I do. Well,

667
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 2: she'll tell you what she's no Jim Carre

668
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: The Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy

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Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on radio Hold Ikey