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Speaker 1: Police and Haley's mid Winter Christmas Cocktail Special.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special, Our big pod

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Speaker 2: and the live show is back on Monday, July fifteen.

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Speaker 2: And I believe we've got two podcastsleeve. We've got the

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Speaker 2: last podcast shout out. And then because we ended our

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Speaker 2: Christmas special with an AI Santa Fucking story, We're going

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Speaker 2: to end with a AI. I believe erotica erotica in

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Speaker 2: the summer.

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Speaker 1: Is it going to be center? Are you going to

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Speaker 1: what I have been doing.

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Speaker 3: I've been looking at AI erotica and they won't go

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Speaker 3: that dirty, really, so I think for us and I'm

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Speaker 3: looking at you worn to lead the charge.

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Speaker 1: We have it as a base, but you fluff.

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Speaker 4: I was what was coming of age, let's say an

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Speaker 4: age of the internet. We're streaming pornography was absolutely out

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Speaker 4: of the question. It was a slow internet right now.

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Speaker 4: There was the called the han dot com.

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Speaker 1: For porn historians.

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Speaker 4: There will be no surprise now. I used to link

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Speaker 4: you through the pictures and or erotic literature.

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Speaker 1: Erotic erotica.

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Speaker 5: Might on your Wi Fi fletch if there he.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't care if you look me out of your WiFi,

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Speaker 1: you think it's the worst thing that's been on your phone?

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Speaker 5: Have you looked me out of the worst can on

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Speaker 5: your phone? On the WiFi to the.

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Speaker 1: Wii? Can you go to the hand dot com like

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Speaker 1: on my.

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Speaker 2: Wi Fi, I will share the password with you on

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Speaker 2: the Wi Fi?

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Speaker 6: Look at it?

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Speaker 4: Still laughing from what hard from?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't question I'm sharing. I'm sharing.

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Speaker 5: I'm sharing with right now.

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Speaker 2: Wait and then you go on there we are neglected?

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Speaker 5: Is the hone dot com? Still this is what you?

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Speaker 6: I mean?

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Speaker 5: You can totally love this up for me.

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Speaker 2: So I just gave you my password and now you're

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Speaker 2: looking at porn?

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Speaker 4: Is this the first pornsen looked up on your give

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Speaker 4: me a break? Is still exactly of what s This

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Speaker 4: is what videos.

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Speaker 2: And many come and stay away and they don't look

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Speaker 2: at porn, do they?

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Speaker 1: Oh titties? God, that is that was not what the web.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just low.

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Speaker 2: Because you are like the one of the few females

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Speaker 2: that had meant to watching porn.

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Speaker 3: What my keywords are always female friendly?

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Speaker 5: What is female friendly?

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Speaker 1: Like making fake noise? The make a.

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Speaker 5: Job like I'm contributing.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, my god, it's like we've got spots

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Speaker 3: like this not, but what do you watch?

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Speaker 1: Female free?

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Speaker 2: He puts it in and she says what happens when

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Speaker 2: he puts it in again?

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Speaker 3: Response, you know what it's like when we have six

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Speaker 3: a woman the idea?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Does?

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Speaker 4: She goes.

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Speaker 6: The old.

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Speaker 7: One of the merchants, Wow, call you.

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Speaker 2: For sake, it's been a while since we visited the voice.

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Speaker 5: And that was.

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Speaker 1: Water Jared.

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Speaker 2: The barnman has cut Jared and is giving him all

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Speaker 2: water Jared, And don't put.

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Speaker 1: It in the broadcast and that because we're thousands of dollars. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Jared, You're on the water. Don't spell it. No.

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Speaker 3: Female friendly is female pleasure focus right?

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Speaker 1: My other?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Now when James gets off as cool because he's currently

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Speaker 2: in my bedroom firing someone.

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Speaker 1: The place here?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, god, female friendly pornography in.

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Speaker 2: Front of I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm just okay, I don't know. I'm just looking Carwhen

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Speaker 3: they told me a website, I'm on, can you not.

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Speaker 5: Look up my wife? It's going to ruin my algorithm?

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Speaker 1: Fucking websites? Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Oh, nanny's having a good time. Nanny's having bloody glass.

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Speaker 1: Isn't she get off that anyway?

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Speaker 7: Oh? More?

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Speaker 1: Than none. Anyway, before we get to.

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Speaker 4: Generated erotic literature, we've got one more podcast. Shout out, Hannah. Hannah.

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Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying, Hannah, because he's said in the time.

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Speaker 4: I know it's that at the time, at the start

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Speaker 4: of the episode, I'm going to say, Hannah, and that's

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Speaker 4: all I'm going to say, because I believe this is

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Speaker 4: a spicy, spicy submission. Okay, Hannah, who would you like

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Speaker 4: to shout out to all the teachers who.

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Speaker 1: Are back at school again?

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Speaker 5: Right now as I write this might.

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Speaker 4: Be on holidays when you wadcast and we probably it's

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Speaker 4: hard having all those holidays.

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Speaker 1: A lot of holidays, Hayley.

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Speaker 5: No, but have you dealt with.

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Speaker 6: God to them?

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Speaker 1: Pay them more?

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Speaker 2: Friend Matt, our good friend Matt is a teachers, and.

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Speaker 3: I think about how horrible I was to teachers. They

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Speaker 3: they are literally raising our kids.

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Speaker 4: I have got great children. I will brag that, very

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Speaker 4: well behaved teachers. And I will say it, Jared, have

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Speaker 4: you got the censor beep there ready to go? I

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Speaker 4: have met some children, and my time having children, you know, some.

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Speaker 5: Real little sorts of bard.

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Speaker 4: Eight of them in your class at a time twenty

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Speaker 4: moderately behaved children and four more brilliant behaved children.

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Speaker 5: All right, so what's the juiciest thing that's happened to

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Speaker 5: you this year?

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Speaker 1: Okay, he locked his finger.

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Speaker 3: Mates, gets a heads up for a juice amazing.

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Speaker 4: This is if you're playing along home, you might eat

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Speaker 4: a pin for a diagres.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll get time now to nip away.

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Speaker 4: And get a pin in a bit of because I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna throw good previous episode.

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Speaker 5: It's a great.

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Speaker 4: Jared, put your scratchy big pin away.

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Speaker 2: We need a white board ship away happened? Pause pause,

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Speaker 2: Hot Toddy is here with our latest Margarita blind.

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Speaker 8: Well you've asked for another Margaret.

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Speaker 4: We were saving this last episode because we've got a

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Speaker 4: couple of loose lowery's here and we've got an absolute no.

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Speaker 5: Jared's off, Jason cut off, been.

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Speaker 1: Cut off by the bartender.

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Speaker 8: Jared has been cut off by the bartender.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he was.

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Speaker 8: He's been given some water.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you in the Warner water in a warning.

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Speaker 8: As because that's what you are. Got a Cosmo pols

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Speaker 8: and rim cause my.

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Speaker 3: Room, because we love remark with the Cosmo room, because

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Speaker 3: we love to rin Cosmo.

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Speaker 5: Rita because Margarita, it.

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Speaker 8: Really got portions mixed out. So someone gets a.

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Speaker 5: Little I have a little one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 4: I'm sitting on the hot Toddy and I this is

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Speaker 4: my drink of the night.

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Speaker 1: This girl, I can't keep.

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Speaker 4: What I'm wondering as hell, a woman of such a

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Speaker 4: low bmisbot it.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I know, have a little one because I'm so small.

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Speaker 1: Sure we all have a pen ready, let's follow along.

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Speaker 4: Now. The juiciest thing this happened to us do you

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Speaker 4: this year? Would be a mate's cheating scandal. Oh okay,

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Speaker 4: So this guy Bob had a girlfriend and then cheated

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Speaker 4: on her with a mistress let's call them mistress Karen.

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Speaker 1: Bob cheated on his girlfriend with.

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Speaker 4: Karenka girlfriend and Bob broke up. So Bob make Karen

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Then a year later, we only just found out about

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Speaker 5: this Bob sated cheating on Karen with another match.

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Speaker 1: Funk off, he's a cereal cheating I.

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Speaker 5: Can at this stage, Bob's the bad guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Bob's.

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Speaker 1: Run it down. Bob ecles guy, bad guy. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Then the new mistress shows up to a festival and

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Speaker 4: hangs out with a group of friends, including Bob and Karen.

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Speaker 1: The last one.

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Speaker 4: No, he's still with Karen, but he's cheated. He cheated

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Speaker 4: on his original girlfriend with Karen. He cheated on Karen

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Speaker 4: with the Mistress. The Mistress is showing up at a

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Speaker 4: festival with and hanging hanging out with Bob.

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Speaker 5: A group of friends of Bob's and Karen. Karen sees her,

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Speaker 5: realizes who she.

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Speaker 4: Is, and makes a quick exit with Bob. We never

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Speaker 4: saw them for the rest of the festival. Have no

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Speaker 4: idea what happened in that situation. But the new Mistress

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Speaker 4: spent the rest of the festal festival telling everybody about

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Speaker 4: the cheating Jel The Festual Jewels brief.

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Speaker 1: This is this is so excited for fish Jewel.

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Speaker 5: A festival of prestigious procedures.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, the midwinter Fisher.

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Speaker 5: So she's the rest of the.

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Speaker 3: Born is one, as always, the most sober.

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Speaker 1: The remember he waits one slapt.

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Speaker 4: Fish the rest of the festival, telling everybody about the

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Speaker 4: entire cheating scand oh my god, biggest train wreck of

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Speaker 4: a scandal I've seen so far. We need from you,

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Speaker 4: Anonymous Hannah, teacher of Wellington.

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Speaker 2: You see the anonymous she.

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Speaker 5: Gave her name, but we suggested gave.

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Speaker 1: I never gave Hannah teachers.

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Speaker 4: And all of them, all of them, all of them. Okay,

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Speaker 4: what do you need advice on? And this is the

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Speaker 4: I've grown up panties. Boyfriend and I we're putting our

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Speaker 4: control under yeah, and flitch, what are you wear under

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Speaker 4: these days?

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Speaker 5: You No, I.

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Speaker 2: Just wear knickers, you roared ers all to dinner.

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Speaker 5: We like.

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Speaker 3: He always says to me, like, hey, if you're done

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Speaker 3: with boats.

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Speaker 4: Oh now we have had were so shocked at the

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Speaker 4: thought of Fletcher Fletcher's pennies.

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Speaker 5: There's been a glass break.

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Speaker 1: It's been a glass break there over the kitchen. Now

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Speaker 1: there's a train in the middle of the kitchen. You're fine.

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Speaker 2: Do we want an old towel?

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Speaker 1: Or gett an old towel?

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Speaker 9: You get an old town you go flip, you go No,

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Speaker 9: flis fletch the argentin. The urgent is where you go

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Speaker 9: help him?

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Speaker 1: You go, you go off, you go fach on My

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Speaker 1: and I think I think we need a little.

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Speaker 5: Deeper Okay, okay, and hit the music, Jared, We've got

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Speaker 5: some We've got some music here for Flitcheres and Flitches

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Speaker 5: and our mic.

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Speaker 3: It's actually wild that Flitch tried to hide a dead body.

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Speaker 1: And guys are right, it's.

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Speaker 2: I actually didn't need to get many towels.

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Speaker 1: He came out like puppeteering this suge into like alife.

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Speaker 1: The guy's clearly do.

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Speaker 5: We albano?

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Speaker 1: Literally, I've called the police.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I said the arblow and that you guys

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Speaker 1: There's other places for it to go. Yeah, there is.

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Speaker 5: I can think of four of the place.

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Speaker 2: Four other places canal mouth, nostral, nostril, mouth, and the mouth.

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Speaker 4: But I want to I want to save to go traveling.

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Speaker 2: Because Okay, a house, it's going to be your place.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: My parents ever traveled young, and so I was always

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Speaker 5: Year old man. You're not a twenty two year old.

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Speaker 2: Like you're either seeing it now while you're young and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, or you do it.

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Speaker 4: You've got to have kids so that when you want

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Speaker 3: My parents who only started going overseas, who let my

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Plus, you just love those big Italian cocks.

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Speaker 5: Where were looking?

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Speaker 2: Because of the chocolate in the mountains.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful chocolates, beautiful mountains.

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Speaker 6: I thought there was fancy place in Lucern. No no, no,

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Speaker 6: Okay, I don't have to go around with Bruce and

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Speaker 6: no idea. What just be anonymous? Yes, I would like

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Speaker 5: Please turn off the voice of guys we're hearing from anonymous.

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Speaker 1: The album I would like to speak, there's ones from

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Speaker 6: Okay. So this guy from Switzerland sleep again. And then

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Speaker 7: Singing.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm in the road and I'm taking somekers.

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Speaker 6: He give petis.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to team before I leave and buy a

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, an average New Zealand deck and

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Speaker 5: By the way, can I say thank you for calling

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Speaker 5: a lever?

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Speaker 1: I've had reviews that would say it the wise. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's been fun.

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Speaker 2: So we're going to come back for a last episode

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Speaker 2: of the mid Winter Christmas podcast special.

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Speaker 5: And we ended the last weekend. My wife was going

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: We have more Diuty Argentine in Spanish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some more Argentina and Spanish, and some more drinks.

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Speaker 7: Yes,