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Speaker 1: Yeah, this microphone looks like it's been around the block.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yours, that's a little bit rougher.

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Speaker 1: I'll stop complaining.

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Speaker 3: Don't get your mouth too close to the I will.

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Speaker 2: You're going to look over and I'll be deep throating.

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Speaker 2: It's the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Right, Chelsea.

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Speaker 3: Good morning and welcome, Good morning and welcome.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 4: To have you here in New Zealand. We've talked to

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Speaker 4: you a couple of times over zoom, but it's nice

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Speaker 4: to actually see it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know.

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Speaker 2: I love coming to different countries that are not my own.

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Speaker 3: One thing that makes us very happy is that the

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Speaker 3: weathers okay cold, but we know you like the snow,

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Speaker 3: but it's nice and clear.

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Speaker 4: Skuys.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we went yesterday to Wahiki. We went to a

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Speaker 1: winery and we sat outside for four hours.

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Speaker 2: They gave me a blanket and we just looked at

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Speaker 2: this and we obviously we were drinking because we were

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Speaker 2: out of winery, which is another thing I never really do.

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Speaker 2: I never drink wine. So but I know, if I'm

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Speaker 2: in New Zealand, you know you have to try the line.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, it's nice to spend time here.

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Speaker 1: I have like two days of free time?

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Speaker 2: Do you give and you'll roll In my role as

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Speaker 2: a person, I got a nice balance of free time

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Speaker 4: Because last time you were here, you were put the

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Speaker 4: call out. You put a video out looking.

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Speaker 1: For a lover, A lover.

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Speaker 2: I think I found one last time I was here. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: hopefully I don't see I don't run into him again.

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Speaker 4: I was with a love a lot there. Has he

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Speaker 4: got your number or you're like, no, we speak of this.

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Speaker 2: I mean I just yeah, I think everyone has my number.

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Speaker 2: I think it's pretty public because I got a lot

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Speaker 2: of incoming calls. I've stopped answering my phone because I

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Speaker 2: don't want to change my number. Yeah, I don't think

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Speaker 2: it's hard to get my number. If you're trying to

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Speaker 2: contact I think you could find it online probably. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm not encouraging that. And by the way, like I said,

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Speaker 2: I don't, I don't answer it. I almost cursed, and

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Speaker 2: then I caught myself because I know we're on radio,

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Speaker 2: so you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Someone like you would have multiple phones on the go.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty basic. I don't know I don't have

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Speaker 5: What kind of so you've answered the phone to a

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Speaker 5: couple of widow's, like, what kind of things do they say?

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Speaker 1: Do you want money? Is usually people?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people are always If you look through my DMS,

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Speaker 2: it's like, you know, my dog has some.

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Speaker 1: Disease and you're you're my last hope, and you want

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Speaker 2: And in the beginning of my career, I would I

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Speaker 2: was advised by my business managers. Never, yes, I gave

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Speaker 2: somebody money to get their teeth fixed because I made

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Speaker 2: a joke about people who don't have teeth in the South.

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Speaker 2: And there was a Southern woman and she said, you know,

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Speaker 1: Like, well, I'll buy you teeth. Okay, you're right, not

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Speaker 2: It was like ten or fifteen thousand dollars to get

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Speaker 2: this woman a full set of teeth, and then she

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Speaker 2: didn't like them and wanted another set of teeth. And

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Speaker 2: then my lawyers are like, please stop responding to people.

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Speaker 1: You can't buy.

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Speaker 2: People teeth, and I was like, message received out and clear.

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Speaker 4: I love the goal of it too.

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Speaker 1: They don't suit my mouth. I was like, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: She was like I got her tea. It's like and

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Speaker 4: I guess you can't try before you buy.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 1: No, Now, I just don't open my DMS.

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Speaker 2: It's like, because you do feel sympathy for people, you

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Speaker 2: who knows what these people are up to?

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Speaker 3: So Bet, I think that's why people are drawn to you,

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Speaker 3: there's at one moment that I'd love to love to

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Speaker 3: play with you. It's one of my favorite moments. That's

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Speaker 3: you and Piers Morgan. So Piers Morgan's interviewing you and

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Speaker 3: then joying the air break, He's on his phone or something.

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Speaker 6: I mean, you can't even pay attention for sixty seconds.

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Speaker 6: You're a terrible interviewer.

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Speaker 3: Well, you just want keeping my attention.

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Speaker 1: That's my problem. Your problem. This is your show.

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Speaker 6: You have to pay attention to the guests that you

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Speaker 6: invaded on your show. Interesting enough, Yeah, they listen. It

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Speaker 6: doesn't matter how interesting I am. You signed up for this,

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Speaker 6: that's why the job is coming to it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's terrible's he's so terrible, the worst interviewer of

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Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to know what was he looking at

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Speaker 3: on his phone?

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Speaker 1: Who knows? Probably born so annoying. I know, I'm pred

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Speaker 1: so many times. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty proud of that clip. When I watch it,

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Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, I laugh, like, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: But more than that, it's like you up against a bully,

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Speaker 5: and in that situation, most of the time we know

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Speaker 5: You were so calm and you were just like calling

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an out of body experience at some point.

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Speaker 4: Is it awkward afterwards?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, I mean yeah, he hates me. I

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Speaker 2: But yeah, after the interview, he's like, wow, you really

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Speaker 2: did it. I'm like, you're you know, I kept going.

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Speaker 2: I was like I could have recorded that too, yelling

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Speaker 7: Chelsea handler here. She's performing in Auckland and also Wellington.

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Speaker 7: You've been to New Zealand a couple of times. I

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Speaker 7: wanted to play a quick game with you. I've got

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Speaker 7: some New Zealand things in the bad. Okay, I'll say

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Speaker 7: what what the name of it is?

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Speaker 4: Guess what it does? You get to keep it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Okay.

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Speaker 4: To be honest, he's so nice.

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Speaker 7: He's going to give you some of Okay, hokey pokey hokey.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 4: You got to have a stamb it. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Hokey pokey is like a snack, like something something you eat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, it's ice cream here.

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Speaker 1: Perfect, I can travel back with.

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Speaker 3: That's like a bit a burden of a gift to

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Speaker 3: give you ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Ginger nuts Ginger nuts are nuts that you eat that

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, a lot of they're not quite nuts. They're biscuits.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a legit.

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Speaker 4: So you kind of yeah, i'll give you, I'll give

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Speaker 3: A bit of a warning about those Chelsea. You do

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Speaker 3: need to dip them in moisture because they are like rocks.

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Speaker 3: You would you have to buy yourself new teeth if

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Speaker 1: Have to dip the nuts and moisture.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of sex.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, where we're going?

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Speaker 1: Pineapple lumps, pineapple lumps. Those are tennis balls.

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Speaker 4: They were also again we're going again, we've gone down

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Speaker 4: the food road. Chocolate quite nice.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I had a chocolate fish earlier today. Do you

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that one of the new ZealandI?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I never heard ever heard of a chocolate fish.

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Speaker 2: It was scary when I first heard about it.

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Speaker 1: Where's the chocolate from?

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Speaker 7: We've got Chelsea, Chelsea white sugar, ah, cocaine? It was okay,

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Speaker 7: but it's five what happens five hundred grams of Chelsea

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Speaker 7: white sugar. And finally saying, if we said up the wires,

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Speaker 7: what do you think that would be?

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Speaker 1: Up the.

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Speaker 4: Very leading?

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Speaker 1: Can you use it in a sentence?

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Speaker 7: You'd say it more support like if you went on

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Speaker 7: stage tonight Orlandon, you went up the Wars.

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Speaker 4: You'll get a great.

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Speaker 2: Cheer because we're going to have a fun night time.

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Speaker 4: A team called the Warriors. They're a league teams. We've

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Speaker 4: got the top for you here for the Warriors.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I don't know anything.

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Speaker 4: That's what we're trying to teach you.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you.

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Speaker 4: We got the Warriors league team, and everyone says, up.

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Speaker 1: The should I wear that on stage?

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Speaker 7: Come out on stage? You say up the Wars.

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Speaker 4: They would bring the house.

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Speaker 5: One league team and that's everyone.

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Speaker 7: Yeah good, yeah, good yeah, but a lot of passionate

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Speaker 7: support and that was short for Warriors.

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Speaker 4: I guess that the Wars.

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Speaker 7: Okay, all right, we're not making you.

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Speaker 1: Imagine.

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Speaker 4: They told me. They told me to listen, Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: This has been and pleasure to hang out with you.

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Speaker 1: You thanks for having me.

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Speaker 5: Guys and women, thank you the token chick you know

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Speaker 5: how Yeah yeah, I know, I know.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it funny how men get an attitude a minute

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Speaker 2: you saying you're a choco jo?

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Speaker 1: What? What? What is not to women? Here?

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Speaker 4: Is there?

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Speaker 1: There is the numbers?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, get get out of here. Wellington i'm going,

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Speaker 2: I'm going, Okay, I just need a straw for that

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Speaker 2: white sugar.

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Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be back next time. Guys. Thank you,