WEBVTT - Big Calls and Wet Balls

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<v Speaker 1>This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast Out of

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<v Speaker 1>the Gate with Maddy McClain, Chris Henry and Brad Christiansen.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeers up above my Daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a deliciously cold one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a cold one on a very sunny, hot day

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<v Speaker 2>and Tamaki.

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<v Speaker 1>Color so hot is here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a couple of days late officially because officionally summer

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<v Speaker 2>starts on the first Yeah, was it the second?

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<v Speaker 1>Today? Third?

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<v Speaker 2>So it is a couple of days, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Third today, but it's fourth tomorrow when this podcast comes out,

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<v Speaker 3>because we record on a Tuesday release.

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<v Speaker 2>Of all Right, we're gonna have to come up with

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<v Speaker 2>some new stuff for the next year.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think we should break a winning formula.

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<v Speaker 1>If it an't broke down, fix it.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, What are you gonna do? Come in the NB

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<v Speaker 3>on the face? No babies?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's true too, That is.

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<v Speaker 3>True, but gooble gobble down the throat.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have the same ring to it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to stick with that. Yeah, we're going to field days.

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<v Speaker 1>They're always going to always going to field and we

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<v Speaker 1>record on a Tuesday, upload on a Wednesday. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>way it's always been and wait, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>How things should be? How things should the foundation? Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 3>the founding documents, Horskin Fathers, three, Skin, Brody Ca Jody

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<v Speaker 3>can be the fourth. Fourth Skin Jody can be the

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<v Speaker 3>fourth for Center, the Founding Document. If we were ever

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<v Speaker 3>organized enough to organize the founding Document, Yeah, absolutely, we

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<v Speaker 3>hang on. We were the founding online document. The Dog

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<v Speaker 3>and tell us about it this week. Well, it's got

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<v Speaker 3>three great things in it and they all come from me. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>wind down, it's the silly season. Could it be? Could

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<v Speaker 3>it be any more three weeks out from Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, it's just like beers fucking getting me in the dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares? Like, you know how we often talk about

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<v Speaker 3>or how like hetero sexual people talk about you know

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<v Speaker 3>that like unbridled male thing where it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I could land a plane, Like if I was in

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<v Speaker 3>a plane and I had to land, I could totally

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<v Speaker 3>do I reckon. Our version of it is that we're

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<v Speaker 3>like we commit during a podcast a week and we're

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<v Speaker 3>like hundred forty five minutes of the best podcast you've

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<v Speaker 3>ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Zero bra was nothing in the dark, Nothing in the

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<v Speaker 1>thing in the dark. Well, you just say you know

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<v Speaker 1>what we're leaving in the dark. We can wing it.

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<v Speaker 1>We can absolutely wing it. Yeah, so what do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about?

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<v Speaker 2>It was the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Boys, there's a one as a go on, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>go on. That's my weekend. Oh, I went a wonderful weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>I went and to family stuff this weekend. It was

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<v Speaker 3>my sister's baby shower and there's already had one. So

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<v Speaker 3>someone said to me, it's a baby spring cole in there.

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<v Speaker 3>But either way, she got presents, she head cakes. She

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<v Speaker 3>was pretty happy about it. It was so nice up

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<v Speaker 3>to the beautiful winter north that rained the whole time

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<v Speaker 3>we were there. Love to hang out with the family.

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<v Speaker 3>Beat one with my sister in order of her mate.

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<v Speaker 3>Does your mom come up for her?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>She certainly did no show without punch mate. She was

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<v Speaker 3>there with boughs on. I did some great regional things.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to a regional antique store. Got buyers remorse

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<v Speaker 3>because I saw something that I really wanted and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I'm going to go back the next day

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<v Speaker 3>and get it. Guess what it happens in the regions

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<v Speaker 3>things open. No, Okay, so I can say it now

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<v Speaker 3>because it's not going to happen. But I've done all

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<v Speaker 3>my Christmas shopping apart from my need to do one thing,

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<v Speaker 3>which was a secret Saner present for a family Christmas

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<v Speaker 3>of my best mate. And it was explained probably it

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<v Speaker 3>was a figurine or a little statue of a Catholic

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<v Speaker 3>priest and he was all dressed up in his garb.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a little flinging on his neck.

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<v Speaker 1>What do they called the white collar? Yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you know what that's called. I have a name, they

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<v Speaker 1>do have a name. Yeah, forgive us lord, And he

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<v Speaker 1>was sort of good, I mean to be fair. Forgive

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<v Speaker 1>us for a lot of things. Yeah, you're not remembering

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<v Speaker 1>what the white collar is not low down on the

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<v Speaker 1>list of things he needs to forgive us for.

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<v Speaker 3>We give us for the past. I don't give us

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<v Speaker 3>for the future anyway, anyway. And so I've stood up

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<v Speaker 3>for this one because this is a visual demonstration, which

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<v Speaker 3>you appreciate the podcast. And so he is like leaning

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<v Speaker 3>over like this, So he's kind of got his ass

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<v Speaker 3>cropped out and he's leaning down and in the small

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<v Speaker 3>of his back you can put a wine bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, very health, very Kim Kardassians.

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<v Speaker 3>A very Kim Kardashian and I was like, this is

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely perfect. This family has got some great Catholic roads.

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<v Speaker 3>This will be perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>But wait, what happened? So you went and saw it?

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<v Speaker 1>And then did you think I'm not sure or you

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<v Speaker 1>were in a Russian you thought I'd go back later?

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<v Speaker 3>What it was actually even sillier than that. We saw

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<v Speaker 3>it and we're like, oh, this would be a great one.

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<v Speaker 3>But the limit of this secret Xander is twenty dollars

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<v Speaker 3>and this thing was thirty five dollars. Firstly, who the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck would know whether it was twenty dollars or twenty

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<v Speaker 3>five dollars. It was a job done. We were into

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<v Speaker 3>the car and I was like, we should have got there,

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<v Speaker 3>and Matt was like, yeah, we definitely should have got there.

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<v Speaker 3>And I thought, well, come back tomorrow. Brog all the

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<v Speaker 3>way back there nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>How far north was it?

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<v Speaker 3>So this is up in Funday. So I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>called treasures and troves or something like that. So if anyone,

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<v Speaker 3>if we've got any Fangaday Gators coming to walk real

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<v Speaker 3>good one, is it called treasure and tros.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to look at my messages because mother was

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<v Speaker 1>my mother went to be back together on Monday also

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<v Speaker 1>closed on a Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>You per spars between Tuesday and Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>Treasure drove. It's called can you riddle me this?

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<v Speaker 1>While we're on the subject of things closing, So sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's put it. Let's wrap this up.

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<v Speaker 3>It up.

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<v Speaker 1>So if for Gator is in far today and they're

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<v Speaker 1>coming to walk on the next when do you need

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<v Speaker 1>a buy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, two weeks, two weeks time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you know where treasures and troves are, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>held us up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's sort of like in Fangaday town. You go out

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<v Speaker 3>towards my new past the hospital a bit further on

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<v Speaker 3>that way, small town starts of them.

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<v Speaker 1>The So a couple of things. One, why wouldn't an

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<v Speaker 1>antique store be open on a Sunday? Isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>It's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems like the regions that seems like the perfect

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<v Speaker 1>antiquing day to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and on that lord day.

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<v Speaker 1>On that note, just up the road from our neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>is a very good like Malaysian tie restaurant. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember if it's Malaysian or Tie. They do

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<v Speaker 1>a meager ring, which says to me Malaysian. But they

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<v Speaker 1>also do a lot of Thie inspired dishes. So maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a amalgamation all very good food. Not open

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<v Speaker 1>on a Sunday. Isn't Sunday like key takeaway.

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<v Speaker 2>Night Friday and Sunday?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I suppose people are all had to have time off?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they random? Monday or Tuesday night off when most

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<v Speaker 1>people are cooking at home?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the space is also closed on Monday because I

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<v Speaker 3>set my mum there the next day because she was

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<v Speaker 3>still up there. So you're going up between Tuesday and Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday when we recorded.

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<v Speaker 1>The parameters are time. But I've got faith.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got faith.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got faith.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's a pre spending over he's got faith as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Forgive me, father. Indeed, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>How was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>Weekend was very good? I have and I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to I don't want to be negative newly, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have been very tired lately.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the time of year.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right, it's to be tired, said in the fields.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So I did try and have a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a like relaxing weekend as much as I could. We

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<v Speaker 1>woke up, We woke up at a reasonable hour on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>like seven a m. Or something. But we stayed in

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<v Speaker 1>bed for like a couple of hours, which is so unlike.

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<v Speaker 3>A cup of coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>Coffee and bed this thing down with perfect Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we stayed in bed, and then I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to get up and play tennis because of course

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a tennis pro.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, absolutely three weeks of the Amadillos and he's

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<v Speaker 3>fitterer the games.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like the casting for challenges too, being alongside Zandia.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would Zinda, oh yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>And I will, like you would definitely for all your

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<v Speaker 2>sons prior to them. My god, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Right if I went for Zinda, yeah, and you go,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what all that previous bumming forgotten about?

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<v Speaker 3>God, he would be high fiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Then fear this, What the funk would I like? What

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<v Speaker 1>would I do? What would I do with it?

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<v Speaker 3>In you watch you have to watch the instructional video.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's a few links around you could probably learn.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not real life, that was it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not, it's not. You get the guest, the

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<v Speaker 2>guest of the gest, the guest how they say it

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<v Speaker 2>down in a yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Right, but he was in dire before.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you all knewho I was talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, so I got up. I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>play tennis that day. But it turns out gays in

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<v Speaker 1>the rain don't max no icing. Sugar got canceled. Melt

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<v Speaker 1>tennis got canceled on Sunday because it was raining.

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<v Speaker 2>Melt in the rain.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well it is probably a bit dangerous to be

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<v Speaker 3>slipsop sliding around the court.

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<v Speaker 1>There, and apparently they didn't want to get their balls

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<v Speaker 1>to get wet.

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<v Speaker 2>Rugby players though, can you get their balls?

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<v Speaker 1>Were absolutely? But I'm a bit nervous because I've got

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<v Speaker 1>this big tennis tournament that I've signed up for this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that this weekend on Sunday that's coming around

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<v Speaker 2>so far Wow, round robin.

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<v Speaker 1>Round robin. And but I'm used to playing doubles and

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<v Speaker 1>this is the singles tournament. Ah, so you'll be right.

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<v Speaker 3>It's about about participation. It's about giving it a crack

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<v Speaker 3>feel the racket, the racket, smatnan balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just never know. The spirit one with the rex,

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<v Speaker 2>sleep with the record the night before.

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<v Speaker 1>If you come a lot, you've both seen challenges, right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you come along and watch me bread it will be.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be You'll be my Zendaya, because if I saw

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<v Speaker 1>you in the stands, I'd be like, there's a dead

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<v Speaker 1>one I can lock.

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<v Speaker 2>And dress like fuckings in Zindia. God, she's hot in

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<v Speaker 2>there for and just that that the outfit she's wearing

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<v Speaker 2>is just yeah banging. Obviously what I'm up to Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got some family up this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh nice, I'm the first one for the podcast, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>We just started the podcast. We've we've covered off the regions,

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<v Speaker 3>sports chat and how hot.

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<v Speaker 2>A woman is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're a diverse group, aren't we? Just we're so

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<v Speaker 1>diverse we never yak each other's How was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Bread week Yeah, bloody wet one, Edmund heavy, Edmund heavy weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I didn't want to get out in there

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<v Speaker 2>in the yard, but I didn't quite get out that

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<v Speaker 2>you had. Yeah, they had a few tasks, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was quite nice after Bannings. I was meant to bank

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<v Speaker 2>into Bannings, but I didn't. Did I get the other weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know it was that was actually quite average. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing exciting to report. And just for Carl, how are

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<v Speaker 2>you good? You know, I'm just how are you good? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys have big dalams with your boyfriends? Y?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, do you know? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I try and have them with Ryan and it was

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<v Speaker 1>it's just not it's not interested.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh maybe I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't even know what. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to have a dn M in D and M about

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<v Speaker 1>after a couple of like bev regenas, Yeah, after a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of b Reginas.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe you need to nix nix sime morning the

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<v Speaker 3>little morning and being maybe a couple of Irish coffee, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>True, absolutely, okay, yeah, a little bit of getting I

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<v Speaker 1>think rumby dumpy car and I start communication.

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<v Speaker 2>Stufs quite good. We I think, yeah, like we've got

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<v Speaker 2>something on him if something's bagging us.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was working. That is true. We are good.

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<v Speaker 1>We're real deep and yeah, no, we are good at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Good.

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<v Speaker 3>You just wants some mindless default.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sometimes you think about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not fair enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I started the week off with a big hat though.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me I went to Choice of Arm last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Our wonderful gators are their kielder.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, I feel like maybe me and Brad

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<v Speaker 1>were the only game in or not at choice of

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<v Speaker 1>arm last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that was definitely what it was like. It was

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<v Speaker 3>like going to It was like you going to a

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<v Speaker 3>Buddings on the on a Saturday morning, and they were everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw lots of gators in the world. Definitely saw

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<v Speaker 3>some great people that I've seen comment on things, got

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<v Speaker 3>to meet a few.

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<v Speaker 2>Kielder to you, boy, that's awesome. It was so fun

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<v Speaker 2>and she was filthy, really such.

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<v Speaker 1>We've talked about we've talked about the clips we've seen

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<v Speaker 1>in a line of him getting done on his knees

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<v Speaker 1>in front of his dancers and.

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<v Speaker 3>The song the first song is out on his knees

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<v Speaker 3>and he's got that thing. And so it was last

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<v Speaker 3>night of the two last night, so he was they

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<v Speaker 3>were ready to let go, right he and I say

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<v Speaker 3>this in probably a space of maybe like envy or jealousy,

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<v Speaker 3>but he's absolutely living his best back in life. He's

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<v Speaker 3>got six dancers. They are all gorgeous. They are all

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<v Speaker 3>different shapes and sizes and genders and ethnicities and everything,

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<v Speaker 3>and he just spends the whole show getting ridden by

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<v Speaker 3>each one of them individually there's one part of the

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<v Speaker 3>show where he is lying on top of a very

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<v Speaker 3>big long table which is a very last supper esque,

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<v Speaker 3>and a guy just gets up over the back of

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<v Speaker 3>him and just like really just goes to town as

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<v Speaker 3>behind while he just leans over and sings, oh my,

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<v Speaker 3>oh sexy or hot, also knows where the camera is

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<v Speaker 3>and got those real like little twink puppy dog eys

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<v Speaker 3>where he's just like looking at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but Top famously.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely never touched the book works covering Yeah but sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>An amazing show, so good. It was like a It

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<v Speaker 1>was a full club spectacular. It was heaps and heaps

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<v Speaker 1>are fun in and out pretty quick. I think we'd

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<v Speaker 1>like an hour ten now twenty maybe like giving a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of energy, and then heim And is like a

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<v Speaker 1>pump club. Absolutely, I'm not mad at an hour twenty

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<v Speaker 1>concert on a Monday. That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I saw from the internet today did he

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<v Speaker 3>went to g a y last night?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they open on a Monday night?

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<v Speaker 3>That must be opened for had Well, they're not.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not the bloody Treasure and Tribes, are they.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we're not the readings anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's a big gay in town.

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<v Speaker 1>I get of Troy Sevans in town. And you know

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<v Speaker 1>that there's a lot of gays that have come to

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<v Speaker 1>Auckland for the concert. You open, g A y, don't

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<v Speaker 1>you have?

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<v Speaker 3>I would think so moneymaker he even and I know

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<v Speaker 3>this is internet's talking. You can see here that he

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<v Speaker 3>posts to Otto with the UV lights that are in

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<v Speaker 3>g a y, Oh my god, amazing and then lulls

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<v Speaker 3>one amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I did no other sort of on the UV lights. No,

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<v Speaker 2>definitely just the white teeth and don't those kind of

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<v Speaker 2>comestains on his.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean, g A y.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but you could have been a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more subtle thing subtle a brick, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I did wonder how many gays in Auckland will have

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<v Speaker 1>done their little like location search on grinder and put

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<v Speaker 1>it specifically at sparking yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>It was definitely one of those days where I missed

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<v Speaker 3>the orange face. Yeah, I was like, oh, that would

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<v Speaker 3>be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quite sure what I would have done with that,

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<v Speaker 1>but the idea of being part of the party, I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely saw.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of like window shopping, a lot of like

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<v Speaker 3>looking through the grids, and I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>no shirts, you know, but yeah, everything. Everyone was dressed

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<v Speaker 3>up really nice. Say, it was a great show. So

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<v Speaker 3>if you were there along last night and I got

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<v Speaker 3>to say hello to you, curedity. You other great thing

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<v Speaker 3>about the show they were handing out free connies at

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<v Speaker 3>the door. Very responsible. There would have lube in the

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<v Speaker 3>packet and some people talking on themselves to blow them

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<v Speaker 3>up into balloons. And so when he came up on stage,

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<v Speaker 3>it was just a sea of condoms up in the

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<v Speaker 3>air blowing around.

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<v Speaker 2>Good but responsible. Hopefully they've got some more to use.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, of doubt, wrap it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, speaking of grids, I was on Instagram the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, you can go deep into the like

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<v Speaker 1>you can go deep into your algorithm.

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<v Speaker 3>You for you page sort of thing you explore.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm more talking about the back end.

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<v Speaker 2>It taught me through this.

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<v Speaker 1>You can see your insights like oh, and you can

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<v Speaker 1>see your specifically your audience makeup. On Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>You can as normal plubs see this. Well, I've got

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<v Speaker 3>a business account, so I don't know if you're a businessman.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very I'm very business heavy, very business focused, so

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe, but I'm not sure. But what I can do

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<v Speaker 1>at least is I can see like where most of

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<v Speaker 1>my followers come from, like countries. It breaks it down

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<v Speaker 1>to cities. It tells you the age ranges of your audience,

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<v Speaker 1>and it also gives you the gender split. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>know that, like I love I love women, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>always been drawn to women, and I surround myself with

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of women in my life. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>surprised that eighty five percent of my audience are women,

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<v Speaker 1>gossy five percent. It's a bit like our list It's

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<v Speaker 1>a bit like our listeners on out the gay.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not there not, there's definitely still some there's home

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<v Speaker 3>some Homesually.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not about I'm not saying it like it's a

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<v Speaker 2>bad thing doin the gay's a fuck all though, Right,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I follow Hi because he's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like so all I'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Follow you, and then because you don't follow them, make

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<v Speaker 3>that follow you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've only got fifteen percent men, and part of

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<v Speaker 1>me is like, well, say, like that's oh totally, and

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<v Speaker 1>also that's kind of probably the content I'm saving up

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<v Speaker 1>is you know, maybe more targeted towards women. Maybe, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I am wondering, do you think there are things I

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<v Speaker 1>could do to maybe just maybe, you know, change the

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<v Speaker 1>percentage ever so slightly, so it wasn't like eighty five fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was seventy five twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what about where you ask the gators what do

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<v Speaker 2>they want? But it's going to be it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be the same audience.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe if you're a man, or you have a

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<v Speaker 1>man in your life, what a man want to see

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram? What should I be serving up to them?

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<v Speaker 3>I think they need to get that shirt off when

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<v Speaker 3>you're running, I say straight to the job strap.

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<v Speaker 1>About close friends, sort of scenario that's definitely attracting a

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<v Speaker 1>certain audience. Maybe would you like some Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't want to rely on the gates because

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<v Speaker 1>we're a freckle bunch.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to go down that far the continuum.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to know?

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<v Speaker 1>Could? I could? But I also don't want to alienate

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<v Speaker 1>heteroceterral straight Yeah yeah, right, yeah, let's have to think

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<v Speaker 1>about this, so let's work shop this, and maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>gators do have some good suggestions that we be full

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<v Speaker 1>of that.

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<v Speaker 2>We definitely won't work shop it because we just never

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<v Speaker 2>follow through. So anything from the Gators, can you tend

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<v Speaker 2>to throw them all? Workshop that in twenty twenty six. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a week to think about it. It though,

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<v Speaker 2>and we could come back next week and talk. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got a week to do that in two weeks to

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<v Speaker 2>get bending over priest.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so you usually thing that we do some sort

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<v Speaker 3>of like sort of deep dive brandy in a Instagram handle.

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<v Speaker 1>My Instagram handle is Meny mccleans.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I did take you quite a lot in stories.

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<v Speaker 3>I think also, as my uncle says, you got a

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<v Speaker 3>pest with the cock you've.

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<v Speaker 2>Got, it's I think maybe like whether you maybe get

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<v Speaker 2>some more some more tennis, some more tennis. I'm here

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<v Speaker 2>all day, you know, some tennis, some of your tennis stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>some of your sports stuff. What I'm looking at, I

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<v Speaker 2>think you're running and you know the summer at the

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<v Speaker 2>beach speed election as well, because you might start creating,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, bringing some of the other gays and I

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<v Speaker 2>say more of this, I say more?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>That was That was the one and only topless photo

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever posted on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Gators, let me tell you something that photo has

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<v Speaker 3>had two thousand two hundred and eleven likes. That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not bad.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not bad. What are you missed?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yeah, that did well. Actually it did.

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<v Speaker 3>Well more than a photo of you and Teddy swims Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was like, oh so more people like the

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<v Speaker 1>topest photo of me than they did of me and

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<v Speaker 1>Teddy swims.

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<v Speaker 3>By almost three times.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, really I'm doing I'm doing a deep dive in

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<v Speaker 3>here now.

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<v Speaker 2>So lots of woman like you and your you should

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<v Speaker 2>please shoot off or.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that got the gaze?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, potentially absolutely, Okay, able to go bad news what

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<v Speaker 3>you and your cute husband and earlier who has done better?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's always going to do well.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's it. And there's a co lab post

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<v Speaker 3>that's two people's audience is made true. Okay, yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>this is this rivening conversation for those Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but this is good. This is good. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>if the gays have any ideas of things that I

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<v Speaker 1>can post content wise that might attracted the men, let

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<v Speaker 1>me know.

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<v Speaker 3>Perfect, So you had a quite weekind at home? Did

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<v Speaker 3>the tree go up?

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<v Speaker 1>Tree hasn't gone up? And that's honestly that's my bad

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<v Speaker 1>on you and it's really just laziness on my part.

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<v Speaker 2>My tree didn't go up either, but I because I

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<v Speaker 2>ordered it too late, so I thought it was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>you know, So hopefully it's on my doorstep tomorrow to

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<v Speaker 2>put up this week.

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<v Speaker 1>My grand plan was to put it up on Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>because that was the first of the SCABBA and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to put on like a Christmas movie. But Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>was busy and I got busy and I ended up

0:22:45.704 --> 0:22:48.064
<v Speaker 1>socializing with some friends and they got home late and

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<v Speaker 1>we just got takeaways and went to be early because

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<v Speaker 1>we were naked. So the tree didn't go up. And

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<v Speaker 1>then yesterday just it's been busy. The tree has not

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<v Speaker 1>gone up yet, but I'm desperate for it to go up.

0:22:59.704 --> 0:23:02.224
<v Speaker 3>I got home from the podcast last week and there

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<v Speaker 3>was a beard tree in my living room.

0:23:05.224 --> 0:23:06.144
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

0:23:06.584 --> 0:23:10.344
<v Speaker 3>All they talk about it home alone was on the TV.

0:23:12.224 --> 0:23:14.624
<v Speaker 3>The tree was being put up, a half naked boyfriend

0:23:14.704 --> 0:23:18.664
<v Speaker 3>just putting on some lights. I was like, it's loving.

0:23:18.864 --> 0:23:19.304
<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so nice. It's been and so it's obviously this

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<v Speaker 3>was last week. It's been out for a week. It's

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<v Speaker 3>got the lights are on it, they're on automatic timers.

0:23:27.344 --> 0:23:29.024
<v Speaker 3>I wake up in the morning and it's just twinkling

0:23:29.024 --> 0:23:31.544
<v Speaker 3>away in the room. It's so go. Yeah, I went

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<v Speaker 3>to the season.

0:23:32.224 --> 0:23:34.504
<v Speaker 2>I purchased one that's got like the lights in it,

0:23:34.864 --> 0:23:37.784
<v Speaker 2>you know like that they booge. You don't have to

0:23:37.824 --> 0:23:40.144
<v Speaker 2>wrap the lights or place the lights. It kind of

0:23:40.184 --> 0:23:40.984
<v Speaker 2>does it itself.

0:23:41.184 --> 0:23:41.704
<v Speaker 1>Smart.

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<v Speaker 2>So ohday fuddy old house, goolder. Black Friday sale too.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys partake in mini Black Friday sales?

0:23:53.984 --> 0:23:55.304
<v Speaker 2>No, not at all.

0:23:55.784 --> 0:23:56.984
<v Speaker 1>I find them overwhelming.

0:23:57.664 --> 0:24:01.144
<v Speaker 2>It was just that it was a pre Black Friday sales.

0:24:01.184 --> 0:24:03.504
<v Speaker 2>So I actually got at the on the Wednesday night

0:24:03.584 --> 0:24:05.264
<v Speaker 2>or Tuesday morning something This wouldn't write.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I do have, as we just see going

0:24:08.944 --> 0:24:12.064
<v Speaker 1>away through the podcast, I do have, not necessarily about sales,

0:24:12.064 --> 0:24:15.024
<v Speaker 1>but I do have a warehouse story. I went in

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<v Speaker 1>there late last week to purchase some stuff for a

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<v Speaker 1>work thing that I had the next day works up.

0:24:20.464 --> 0:24:22.304
<v Speaker 3>I was just about to close, got to the checkout.

0:24:22.904 --> 0:24:25.704
<v Speaker 3>What do they have in their impulse by section of

0:24:25.744 --> 0:24:31.064
<v Speaker 3>the warehouse? What two things of garlic bread? And they

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<v Speaker 3>came home with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I came home with a whole bunch of work stuff

0:24:35.904 --> 0:24:37.104
<v Speaker 1>and like just like like.

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<v Speaker 3>Cradling a baby. I got in the house and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I got garlic bread and it was like that,

0:24:43.464 --> 0:24:46.024
<v Speaker 3>like the traditional one that like the mom green and.

0:24:48.064 --> 0:24:51.624
<v Speaker 1>One you're talking about. I love a garlic bread.

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<v Speaker 2>You've also because you've been diligent you stand today. You've

0:24:56.664 --> 0:24:59.024
<v Speaker 2>been putting things in the dock. You've got something else

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<v Speaker 2>in there with a link a.

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<v Speaker 1>Link this is continue on the Christmas themes. So rolling

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<v Speaker 1>it back, I can hear it with Mike. It was

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<v Speaker 1>very and that.

0:25:13.464 --> 0:25:15.864
<v Speaker 2>Was that was planned. So if you enjoy ace man,

0:25:16.424 --> 0:25:18.304
<v Speaker 2>enjoy listening to me drinking a glass of water because

0:25:18.304 --> 0:25:19.104
<v Speaker 2>I've finished my beer.

0:25:19.144 --> 0:25:22.904
<v Speaker 1>If you enjoy listening to bread swallow, there's so many

0:25:22.944 --> 0:25:23.624
<v Speaker 1>of us do.

0:25:25.504 --> 0:25:26.464
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's.

0:25:30.904 --> 0:25:32.864
<v Speaker 1>Give me, give me three quarters of a beer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Long I'm no founding. Like I mean, things we were

0:25:39.784 --> 0:25:41.744
<v Speaker 3>talking about obviously with Christmas and all that sort of

0:25:41.744 --> 0:25:46.024
<v Speaker 3>stuff about Christmas bangers, and I mean we obviously know

0:25:46.104 --> 0:25:49.624
<v Speaker 3>our favorites, and I know that. Madie, you've been really young.

0:25:49.864 --> 0:25:53.184
<v Speaker 3>I've been following along from your radio show. You had

0:25:53.184 --> 0:25:55.984
<v Speaker 3>a competition too, who could go the longest of that

0:25:56.064 --> 0:25:57.424
<v Speaker 3>hearing Mariah.

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<v Speaker 1>Carey all I want for Christmas isom yeah, and I

0:26:01.544 --> 0:26:05.664
<v Speaker 1>win a surprising amount of time because I love Christmas.

0:26:05.864 --> 0:26:10.664
<v Speaker 1>But I'm on TikTok every second of the day, so

0:26:10.784 --> 0:26:13.464
<v Speaker 1>I just and see. I like, I am always going

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<v Speaker 1>into shops and stuff. I just assumed I would hear

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<v Speaker 1>at some point. It took me a very long time,

0:26:17.264 --> 0:26:20.144
<v Speaker 1>and I only got out because of bloody sabotage. A

0:26:20.304 --> 0:26:23.944
<v Speaker 1>listener rung in and playing it down the phone, or.

0:26:23.944 --> 0:26:25.704
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what, I haven't heard it this year?

0:26:27.104 --> 0:26:28.104
<v Speaker 2>Have not heard it this year?

0:26:28.704 --> 0:26:28.824
<v Speaker 3>Wo?

0:26:29.264 --> 0:26:31.024
<v Speaker 1>She makes like do you know she makes like two

0:26:31.104 --> 0:26:34.704
<v Speaker 1>million dollars a year from that song? Right?

0:26:34.744 --> 0:26:37.264
<v Speaker 3>That is absolutely wild. But what I didn't realize so

0:26:37.264 --> 0:26:38.984
<v Speaker 3>obviously she kind of is like the Queen of Christmas

0:26:39.064 --> 0:26:40.664
<v Speaker 3>and she gets thought out of her little ice bock

0:26:40.744 --> 0:26:43.384
<v Speaker 3>and messaged up and then she goes. But I don't

0:26:43.344 --> 0:26:46.624
<v Speaker 3>notize that a lot about other sort of icons of

0:26:46.624 --> 0:26:49.704
<v Speaker 3>our community, our queens, shall we say, have all got

0:26:49.784 --> 0:26:50.704
<v Speaker 3>Christmas songs?

0:26:51.184 --> 0:26:51.664
<v Speaker 2>Did you know that?

0:26:51.744 --> 0:26:54.504
<v Speaker 3>Lots of people did? Did you know? Ariana Grande is

0:26:54.504 --> 0:26:56.584
<v Speaker 3>a Christmas song called Santa Tell Me?

0:26:56.624 --> 0:26:58.104
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you that? San To Tell Me? Is

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite Christmas songs? Such a banger. It's like it's

0:27:03.944 --> 0:27:08.424
<v Speaker 1>just enough festive whimsy to be great for this time

0:27:08.464 --> 0:27:10.984
<v Speaker 1>of year, but it is still enough of a pop

0:27:11.064 --> 0:27:16.504
<v Speaker 1>hit that you could feasibly play it in like July,

0:27:17.144 --> 0:27:18.584
<v Speaker 1>right and get away with it?

0:27:18.664 --> 0:27:22.584
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Wow, it's a really stirring recommendation on your but

0:27:22.744 --> 0:27:24.304
<v Speaker 3>tell me is such a banger?

0:27:24.424 --> 0:27:24.784
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:27:25.064 --> 0:27:27.504
<v Speaker 3>Well, this website I describes it as the perfect balance

0:27:27.504 --> 0:27:29.904
<v Speaker 3>of sweetness and sas with your desc grating cookies or

0:27:29.944 --> 0:27:32.424
<v Speaker 3>dodging exs as a holiday partner, send it. Tell Me

0:27:32.504 --> 0:27:33.544
<v Speaker 3>is here for you.

0:27:34.264 --> 0:27:35.664
<v Speaker 2>I'm probably listening to that in my home.

0:27:35.864 --> 0:27:39.424
<v Speaker 1>Listen to it. I've got a whole Christmas playlist on

0:27:39.464 --> 0:27:40.584
<v Speaker 1>Spotify that I listened to.

0:27:40.744 --> 0:27:43.664
<v Speaker 2>Oh then and jump into your playlists? Can I do that?

0:27:43.904 --> 0:27:48.224
<v Speaker 1>And it's got a few of the pop girlies on there.

0:27:48.304 --> 0:27:50.704
<v Speaker 3>Does it have Lady Gagays at Christmas Tree? Released in

0:27:50.744 --> 0:27:53.024
<v Speaker 3>twenty doesn't.

0:27:52.664 --> 0:27:55.544
<v Speaker 1>Have that, but it does have have Yourself a Merry

0:27:55.584 --> 0:27:58.744
<v Speaker 1>Little Christmas by Christina Aguilera. Yeah, it does have My

0:27:58.864 --> 0:28:04.624
<v Speaker 1>Only Wish by Britney Spears. It does have Center tell

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<v Speaker 1>Me by An.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know that the one called it Christmas Tree

0:28:10.544 --> 0:28:13.184
<v Speaker 3>Farm because you know that's where she grew up and

0:28:13.224 --> 0:28:14.064
<v Speaker 3>a Christmas tree farm.

0:28:14.104 --> 0:28:16.904
<v Speaker 1>She grew up on a Christmas tree farm. Taylor Swift

0:28:17.224 --> 0:28:20.184
<v Speaker 1>don't care. That's an interesting fact.

0:28:20.824 --> 0:28:22.584
<v Speaker 2>Well don't Taylor Swift so much?

0:28:22.624 --> 0:28:26.064
<v Speaker 1>I know, but you can share, you can appreciate.

0:28:25.624 --> 0:28:29.024
<v Speaker 2>This absolutely weird. Do you wipe from back to front

0:28:29.144 --> 0:28:32.744
<v Speaker 2>or front to back? I mean, it's just just a fact,

0:28:32.784 --> 0:28:35.224
<v Speaker 2>like just trying to figure out some facts. I'm just

0:28:35.224 --> 0:28:36.184
<v Speaker 2>just coming to my head.

0:28:36.544 --> 0:28:37.744
<v Speaker 3>So you are you are?

0:28:37.784 --> 0:28:41.184
<v Speaker 1>You're clating Taylor Swift with wiping your arm just.

0:28:41.064 --> 0:28:42.904
<v Speaker 2>To be effects. And it just popped into my head.

0:28:44.464 --> 0:28:45.264
<v Speaker 1>What else is on there?

0:28:45.344 --> 0:28:49.544
<v Speaker 2>Cress Magic, they're doing their top teen Christmas Hits of

0:28:49.584 --> 0:28:53.304
<v Speaker 2>all time? Magic Magic all the time? Am I to

0:28:53.304 --> 0:28:54.104
<v Speaker 2>say that they're on this?

0:28:54.424 --> 0:28:57.704
<v Speaker 3>No differently on the side of these wolves. Gwen Stevani

0:28:57.784 --> 0:28:59.304
<v Speaker 3>has got one. You make me feel like you just

0:28:59.304 --> 0:28:59.864
<v Speaker 3>got us bullet.

0:28:59.904 --> 0:29:00.944
<v Speaker 1>You've got us canceled.

0:29:00.984 --> 0:29:03.984
<v Speaker 2>Now, Oh, I thought like got coum spots on his head.

0:29:04.064 --> 0:29:05.784
<v Speaker 2>My I thought that might have cause canceled.

0:29:05.864 --> 0:29:08.304
<v Speaker 1>And it's as say, I worked for a radio station.

0:29:09.944 --> 0:29:16.864
<v Speaker 3>Forgot should be gone. And then the last one that

0:29:16.864 --> 0:29:17.944
<v Speaker 3>was on the list, which I thought it was great,

0:29:18.064 --> 0:29:20.424
<v Speaker 3>was Leona Lewis who I hadn't heard of for a

0:29:20.544 --> 0:29:21.424
<v Speaker 3>long time.

0:29:22.504 --> 0:29:22.824
<v Speaker 1>Lewis.

0:29:23.184 --> 0:29:25.304
<v Speaker 3>She put out a song called One More Sleep. Her

0:29:25.304 --> 0:29:29.624
<v Speaker 3>powerful vocals can under Christmas Bob, a seasonal staple. It's joyous,

0:29:29.984 --> 0:29:35.584
<v Speaker 3>romantic and full of holiday sparkle sleeper. If you're going

0:29:35.624 --> 0:29:37.744
<v Speaker 3>to be decorating the tree this weekend, here's some songs

0:29:37.744 --> 0:29:38.024
<v Speaker 3>that you can.

0:29:38.584 --> 0:29:41.024
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to check out that link and probably check it, check.

0:29:40.904 --> 0:29:44.584
<v Speaker 1>It on and go listen to the definitely put that on.

0:29:44.824 --> 0:29:45.824
<v Speaker 3>Oh de chart this one.

0:29:45.824 --> 0:29:52.184
<v Speaker 1>I forgot eight days of Christmas bony. Yeah, I love

0:29:52.224 --> 0:29:59.584
<v Speaker 1>a bit of bonium. Hey, confession, Oh confession? Oh are

0:29:59.584 --> 0:30:03.344
<v Speaker 1>we doing that techtalk trend? We listen and we don't judge.

0:30:04.464 --> 0:30:07.224
<v Speaker 1>There's we all leave in the We all live in this.

0:30:07.464 --> 0:30:08.904
<v Speaker 1>We all live in the same neighborhood.

0:30:08.984 --> 0:30:09.224
<v Speaker 3>We do.

0:30:09.704 --> 0:30:13.224
<v Speaker 1>And I've been caught out. I reckon four or five

0:30:13.384 --> 0:30:17.864
<v Speaker 1>times in the last month of driving down the street

0:30:18.664 --> 0:30:23.464
<v Speaker 1>and going, oh, who is that hoty in our neighborhood,

0:30:24.664 --> 0:30:29.384
<v Speaker 1>and then getting closer and closer him realizing.

0:30:30.984 --> 0:30:31.344
<v Speaker 3>It's me.

0:30:31.984 --> 0:30:37.744
<v Speaker 1>No, it's Chris's partner man. Every only because I don't

0:30:37.904 --> 0:30:39.744
<v Speaker 1>never see the two of you in our neighborhood, but

0:30:39.784 --> 0:30:41.344
<v Speaker 1>I see your partner all the time.

0:30:41.464 --> 0:30:42.824
<v Speaker 2>And here's a dog walker, that's why.

0:30:42.944 --> 0:30:45.584
<v Speaker 1>And he wears his little singer. He's got his guns out.

0:30:45.784 --> 0:30:49.184
<v Speaker 1>She's having ten and he's going to Every time I

0:30:49.224 --> 0:30:51.104
<v Speaker 1>see him, I go, oh, who's that, hoy, And then

0:30:51.144 --> 0:30:54.264
<v Speaker 1>I was, oh, it's Matt. Well, I've actually got to

0:30:54.264 --> 0:30:56.784
<v Speaker 1>confession to make off the back of that. The other day,

0:30:56.824 --> 0:30:57.424
<v Speaker 1>I was driving to work.

0:30:57.464 --> 0:30:58.944
<v Speaker 3>I was about quarterback seven in the morning, and I

0:30:58.944 --> 0:31:00.464
<v Speaker 3>was going down the road and there was a man

0:31:00.544 --> 0:31:01.864
<v Speaker 3>running out the other side of the road and he

0:31:01.864 --> 0:31:03.664
<v Speaker 3>was running very fucking quack and I.

0:31:03.584 --> 0:31:04.824
<v Speaker 1>Was like, what it is that?

0:31:06.104 --> 0:31:09.184
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was not, but I think I've showed this

0:31:09.184 --> 0:31:13.024
<v Speaker 2>as well. Carl and I were driving down down one

0:31:13.064 --> 0:31:17.024
<v Speaker 2>of the main roads needs first up and good recovery.

0:31:17.104 --> 0:31:18.824
<v Speaker 3>It's running very very fast.

0:31:18.864 --> 0:31:21.384
<v Speaker 2>They had a really good cadence and I thought, I said,

0:31:22.024 --> 0:31:23.744
<v Speaker 2>he's got a good cadence, very hot.

0:31:23.664 --> 0:31:25.184
<v Speaker 3>And that and that part of the road that's near

0:31:25.744 --> 0:31:27.224
<v Speaker 3>goes up quite a bit, so I've got a high.

0:31:27.384 --> 0:31:30.264
<v Speaker 1>It's got a high, it's got a high elevation.

0:31:30.424 --> 0:31:37.704
<v Speaker 2>Elevation, it's pockets, great cadence, Thank you hot, take the

0:31:37.744 --> 0:31:38.184
<v Speaker 2>shirt off.

0:31:38.304 --> 0:31:45.104
<v Speaker 1>We've talked to me, is this Instagram content do you think.

0:31:43.864 --> 0:31:44.104
<v Speaker 2>I think.

0:31:45.384 --> 0:31:47.744
<v Speaker 3>Look, if you'll be out there tomorrow morning seven quarter

0:31:47.824 --> 0:31:51.464
<v Speaker 3>past seven, I'll see it going on on wednes Green

0:31:51.544 --> 0:31:52.864
<v Speaker 3>and I'll film you.

0:31:54.744 --> 0:31:56.144
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what this bear is going down.

0:31:56.344 --> 0:31:59.704
<v Speaker 2>Very god, it's gone. Just to be honest, I've had

0:31:59.904 --> 0:32:02.304
<v Speaker 2>probably three I had three beers for lunch. It was

0:32:02.344 --> 0:32:06.344
<v Speaker 2>my lunch. I don't tell anyone, But so this is

0:32:06.624 --> 0:32:07.304
<v Speaker 2>dessert for you.

0:32:07.664 --> 0:32:09.024
<v Speaker 3>It really is wrong to the night.

0:32:09.824 --> 0:32:11.544
<v Speaker 1>Now we can't as much time, and we can maybe

0:32:11.584 --> 0:32:13.664
<v Speaker 1>just treat this to our Christmas as our Christmas is

0:32:13.944 --> 0:32:15.784
<v Speaker 1>Christmas pature, because we'll do a Christmas pre because we

0:32:15.824 --> 0:32:17.264
<v Speaker 1>come back in here on Christmas Day.

0:32:17.224 --> 0:32:19.424
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my favorite part of Christmas.

0:32:20.064 --> 0:32:22.704
<v Speaker 1>I get up, I have a little mimosa in the morning,

0:32:23.504 --> 0:32:26.904
<v Speaker 1>a little mimosa, and then come in here and obviously

0:32:26.904 --> 0:32:30.344
<v Speaker 1>do the podcast with another with another mimosa, and we

0:32:30.384 --> 0:32:38.944
<v Speaker 1>exchange gifts, and then we say goodbyes bodily, and then

0:32:38.984 --> 0:32:42.704
<v Speaker 1>we both then we all scarper to our respective homes

0:32:42.704 --> 0:32:45.304
<v Speaker 1>and we spend the rest of the day with our families,

0:32:45.304 --> 0:32:48.864
<v Speaker 1>and our partners are just understanding, understanding and support. They go.

0:32:49.384 --> 0:32:51.544
<v Speaker 1>I always say, should we do it this year? And

0:32:51.584 --> 0:32:53.504
<v Speaker 1>they always say you must.

0:32:53.944 --> 0:32:57.824
<v Speaker 2>You must, simply mass simple must the highlight of the year.

0:32:58.064 --> 0:33:02.064
<v Speaker 1>You have to go into the studio on Christmas Day

0:33:02.384 --> 0:33:04.544
<v Speaker 1>and record the podcast with the boy you must.

0:33:04.664 --> 0:33:08.304
<v Speaker 2>I have loved this evening. Thank you boys, Welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas. But my point, my lasting at Christmas is actuallybout

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas traditions. Do you guys have any Christmas traditions that

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<v Speaker 3>you have done, like right through the years we do

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<v Speaker 3>as a family, any that you've brought into your into

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<v Speaker 3>your new family, into your like kind of well, you're

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<v Speaker 3>your family that you're building.

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<v Speaker 1>Um, not just me and Ryan, because he doesn't like

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard enough to get Christmas over the line and

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<v Speaker 1>at all, let alone like into introducing like traditions. But

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<v Speaker 1>with my family, we play a game on Christmas Day

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<v Speaker 1>when we're all together, and we call it the Danish

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<v Speaker 1>game because we had a Danish exchange once we introduced

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<v Speaker 1>it to our family, so that's just kind of stuck beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not Danish specific. But we all go and

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<v Speaker 1>by like maybe three little gifts, oh yes, wrap them,

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<v Speaker 1>put them in the middle, and then we sit around

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<v Speaker 1>in a circle. Mum sets a timer and you roll

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<v Speaker 1>two dice. If you roll a six, you get to

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<v Speaker 1>pull a present from the middle. If you roll two six,

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<v Speaker 1>you get two sixes. You get to pull two presents

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<v Speaker 1>from the middle. And you keep pulling presents from the

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<v Speaker 1>middle until they're all gone. And then if you roll

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<v Speaker 1>a six, you get to steal a present from someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>If you roll doubles, the presence all move one way

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<v Speaker 1>or another, So doubles odd If the odds doubles, they

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<v Speaker 1>move to the left. Are there even doubles, they move

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<v Speaker 1>to the right. And you just keep doing that until

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<v Speaker 1>the timer runs out. And then once the time is

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<v Speaker 1>run out, whatever presence you have in front of you

0:34:44.464 --> 0:34:48.344
<v Speaker 1>at that time are yours to keep. It's very fun,

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<v Speaker 1>very competitive, very silly, and it's kind of evolved over

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<v Speaker 1>time because now one of the key things that we

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<v Speaker 1>do is it is the it's the fake wrapping of

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<v Speaker 1>the present. Ah. You might have a sminy little thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you put into a massive bo because then people go,

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<v Speaker 1>I want the big box, so they pull the big

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<v Speaker 1>box in the middle.

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<v Speaker 3>Clarification, While the game is going on, there's no opening

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<v Speaker 3>of the present. We end up with a stack of presents.

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<v Speaker 3>No presents, No.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know what they are, but every time people

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<v Speaker 1>will I in for whatever reason on a few maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of specific presents without knowing what they are,

0:35:29.424 --> 0:35:31.864
<v Speaker 1>and everyone's like, I want that even though they don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, love it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the classic was the one year someone got an

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<v Speaker 1>empty box of favorites and then and then filled it

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<v Speaker 1>with something stupid. I can't even remember what, but because

0:35:44.544 --> 0:35:48.664
<v Speaker 1>the box is very distinctive shape, everyone wants when I

0:35:48.704 --> 0:35:50.824
<v Speaker 1>want the chocolate, so I want the box of favorites.

0:35:50.864 --> 0:35:52.224
<v Speaker 1>But of course then they unwrapped it in and it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't there. They're very good to watch it on but

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<v Speaker 1>that was our that's our family tradition. And we're all

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<v Speaker 1>together this summer for Christmas, so we're definitely going to

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<v Speaker 1>play that game.

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<v Speaker 3>What about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we do something similar with Karl's family to the

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<v Speaker 2>Danish game, you know, swap dice and then ye swap

0:36:10.824 --> 0:36:14.784
<v Speaker 2>steal whatever, so something like that. Yeah, but you're not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Carl and I don't do anything specific. We don't flip

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<v Speaker 2>fuck or anything like that. But in the morning we'll

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<v Speaker 2>just get on and get a Yeah, get on with it. Well,

0:36:23.304 --> 0:36:24.664
<v Speaker 2>because you're busy, you're going to come in here to

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<v Speaker 2>do the podcast. So I've got to do you know

0:36:28.984 --> 0:36:29.584
<v Speaker 2>who I am.

0:36:30.024 --> 0:36:31.944
<v Speaker 3>I would have thought you would have gone recording.

0:36:31.944 --> 0:36:35.744
<v Speaker 2>I've got to have him most of any with you,

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<v Speaker 2>no coitus.

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<v Speaker 3>And on Christmas morning, what would bloody Jesus think? Yes,

0:36:40.224 --> 0:36:41.104
<v Speaker 3>that happens on Easter.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely when you get nailed.

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<v Speaker 3>Chris um Well, I'm hoping that some sort of fortication

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<v Speaker 3>on Christmas Day. I don't know, either get it done

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<v Speaker 3>early or be prepared to do special.

0:36:58.424 --> 0:37:02.504
<v Speaker 1>So in our family, our traditions are actually food related.

0:37:03.384 --> 0:37:06.024
<v Speaker 1>So we have like iconic foods that have come across

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<v Speaker 1>the year.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is not meant to be as sad as

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<v Speaker 3>it sounds, but my dear grand passed away at the

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<v Speaker 3>beginning of this year. She was like ninety four excellent innings,

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<v Speaker 3>like applued it on the way out. Good, you did

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<v Speaker 3>very well. Sad, But at the same time, last man

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<v Speaker 3>standing off, you go, good on you. And she would

0:37:24.624 --> 0:37:27.824
<v Speaker 3>make this rice salad for years de lat'sous rice sealad.

0:37:27.824 --> 0:37:32.024
<v Speaker 3>We're talking like mid nineties. We've got brown rice, We've

0:37:32.024 --> 0:37:34.784
<v Speaker 3>got some sultanas, We've got like some orange and lemon.

0:37:35.024 --> 0:37:38.944
<v Speaker 3>So good, and so we decided to bring it back

0:37:39.024 --> 0:37:42.464
<v Speaker 3>this year. This year we are having the rice sellers

0:37:42.544 --> 0:37:44.744
<v Speaker 3>who's in charge of making the rice sellar though, because

0:37:46.664 --> 0:37:48.544
<v Speaker 3>I was going to say that's a big responsibility, well

0:37:48.544 --> 0:37:50.424
<v Speaker 3>decided to move Amber early in the proceedings this year.

0:37:50.464 --> 0:37:55.264
<v Speaker 3>Because what happens is that Mum, she someone just like, oh,

0:37:55.304 --> 0:37:57.064
<v Speaker 3>make a dessert, and then she gets a bit too

0:37:57.064 --> 0:37:59.384
<v Speaker 3>excited by the day and then she is someone who

0:37:59.544 --> 0:38:01.624
<v Speaker 3>famously does not like cooking at the best of times.

0:38:02.064 --> 0:38:03.544
<v Speaker 3>She would then get to the end of the day

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<v Speaker 3>and she would have had a couple of glasses of

0:38:05.784 --> 0:38:10.544
<v Speaker 3>white wine because obviously it's Christmas, and then she'll slop.

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<v Speaker 2>Some shit around and then sort of bring out mentioned

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<v Speaker 2>the record. A bloody Christmas podcast special should be bring

0:38:16.584 --> 0:38:17.184
<v Speaker 2>her in this year.

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<v Speaker 3>But the other tradition that we were talking about in

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<v Speaker 3>the weekend because it was a little niece and you

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<v Speaker 3>nibbling on the way, was the idea of elf on

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<v Speaker 3>the shell. Do you think you're doing it with your kids? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I I do. I love it. I love watching the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of real you know, the blokey ones that are

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<v Speaker 2>just a little bit probably too far. Yeah, it's almost

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<v Speaker 2>like Obama on a lama, And I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I would. I love the idea of it, and I

0:38:47.984 --> 0:38:50.544
<v Speaker 1>think I would come in guns blazing. But what I

0:38:50.584 --> 0:38:53.024
<v Speaker 1>do hear from a lot of people who have done

0:38:53.104 --> 0:38:55.944
<v Speaker 1>it is that that that that is the whole thing.

0:38:56.264 --> 0:38:57.824
<v Speaker 1>You come in and you're like, this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be great, and the first few are so good and

0:39:00.704 --> 0:39:04.024
<v Speaker 1>so well thought out, and by the twenty second, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>third you're literally just like shlling them in the fridge and.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh look, oh look, he's literally on the shelf. Just

0:39:11.184 --> 0:39:12.144
<v Speaker 3>when they sound the box.

0:39:12.184 --> 0:39:17.704
<v Speaker 1>Someone said, someone said, I caught up with We had

0:39:17.744 --> 0:39:20.104
<v Speaker 1>dinner with some winners of a competition on Friday night

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<v Speaker 1>out for our radio show, and they were like all mums,

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<v Speaker 1>and they said. One of them one night was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's ten o'clock. I haven't done anything with Elf on

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<v Speaker 1>the Shelf. So wrote a note saying Olf on the

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<v Speaker 1>Shelf is invisible today and she just just know UF

0:39:35.024 --> 0:39:35.504
<v Speaker 1>in the Shelf.

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<v Speaker 3>How good is that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That is fucking brilliant.

0:39:38.664 --> 0:39:40.424
<v Speaker 3>I have seen some great ones, so I feel like,

0:39:40.824 --> 0:39:42.504
<v Speaker 3>even so they talked about it, I've gotten real Elf

0:39:42.544 --> 0:39:47.344
<v Speaker 3>in the shelf. TikTok. Some of my highlights include putting

0:39:47.384 --> 0:39:49.544
<v Speaker 3>some critical cut chips and some like normal chips and

0:39:49.584 --> 0:39:51.344
<v Speaker 3>then putting next to the iron and being like, I've

0:39:51.344 --> 0:39:55.624
<v Speaker 3>ironed these wrinkles out. It's brilliant, like little chocolate raisins

0:39:55.664 --> 0:39:57.504
<v Speaker 3>and making them out like his stumpoos.

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<v Speaker 1>So were you considering doing it just the two of you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? No, no, no. I think if I was doing

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<v Speaker 3>alf for the shelf, he'd have to start ten days out. Yeah,

0:40:07.424 --> 0:40:10.184
<v Speaker 3>but help the rise in the week before it's late.

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<v Speaker 1>It really does sound like the kind of thing that

0:40:12.824 --> 0:40:13.344
<v Speaker 1>Matt would do.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he'd be quite into it. He would do

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<v Speaker 3>it without any children around the souf. He would be

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<v Speaker 3>quite yeah that he has to wait for a baby

0:40:22.344 --> 0:40:22.504
<v Speaker 3>for that.

0:40:25.704 --> 0:40:30.024
<v Speaker 1>Hey, boys, we got through an entire podcast with like

0:40:30.104 --> 0:40:33.984
<v Speaker 1>two things in the dark. Pretty this is the beauty

0:40:33.984 --> 0:40:35.664
<v Speaker 1>of the three of us just hanging out. We just

0:40:35.664 --> 0:40:37.144
<v Speaker 1>should the ship and here we are.

0:40:37.584 --> 0:40:38.784
<v Speaker 3>And if you'd like to go back through some of

0:40:38.784 --> 0:40:42.184
<v Speaker 3>the highlights of the podcast, Brad saying come on the

0:40:42.224 --> 0:40:44.224
<v Speaker 3>face quite a few times. It was on my favorite

0:40:44.304 --> 0:40:48.904
<v Speaker 3>forehead flip fucking before Christmas.

0:40:49.864 --> 0:40:51.104
<v Speaker 2>Not yacking. Anyone else is young.

0:40:51.344 --> 0:40:52.504
<v Speaker 1>We never would, never would.

0:40:52.664 --> 0:40:55.384
<v Speaker 2>I'm foosd on Christmas. Work comes first.

0:40:55.424 --> 0:40:58.384
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's ever a chance to to show you versatility.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Christmas is an ass.

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<v Speaker 1>What I will say though, is if you did manage

0:41:02.544 --> 0:41:04.344
<v Speaker 1>to get a flip fuck him, at least that gives

0:41:04.344 --> 0:41:05.344
<v Speaker 1>you something to put in the dark.

0:41:05.504 --> 0:41:10.064
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, I don't think I would. Oh, probably dog that

0:41:10.144 --> 0:41:11.984
<v Speaker 2>we've done it, Like, would I do that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't know. No, I wouldn't. Yeah,

0:41:15.064 --> 0:41:21.864
<v Speaker 3>fear enough, you're true. Also you're apprud all of a sudden.

0:41:22.464 --> 0:41:23.704
<v Speaker 2>Ever, Season's Day Christmas.

0:41:23.864 --> 0:41:25.344
<v Speaker 3>See, but what would happen to be fear that? As

0:41:25.384 --> 0:41:29.224
<v Speaker 3>if you did do it, you post that clarity, whereas

0:41:29.264 --> 0:41:31.264
<v Speaker 3>right now he's three beings and he's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Talks about game anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for being with us this week,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll talk soon. Bye bye